Even a low-grade pro center-back will easily run up the score on a match against even top-tier amateur teams. This is five-a-side so things are even easier, and against relatively unexperienced women so he has even more physical advantage. Oh, and it's Neymar, who could dribble through top-tier defenders pretty much at will if they couldn't foul him.
@@celebrim1 first neymard would have run fast second he wouldnt have been passing everytime he was close to the goal third he wasnt even trying he was just passing to the girls so that they can try to score
Abe because he wasn’t, he would of been doing a one man job here and dribbling, balls over them. The most obvious evidence is the fact that he never dived.
Indeed Brazil has very beautiful ladies and very handsome men. God took time while creating them. And when the gals cry whenever Samba boys are annihilated, they become even more beautiful, and you feel like consoling them the whole day. I love Brazil 👏👏👏. My all time football team whether beaten or victorious.
for people who never saw a football match ( not soccer) , neymar is really really good !! in this match , he is on economy mode ( maybe 5% of his true skills and power)
@@ZhangBangsFury are u kidding? I'm more than sure they do this in psg training and he goes at least 85% try hard in those. In this video he wasn't trying so hard cause it's just fun and games. But u know he could've scored way more considering how easy he scored at the end
Haha....come on give Karius a break man.....from champions league finals to the neymar 5 a side womens game I still see the Karius name being mention here...
my kindergarten recess soccer matches were more entertaining than watching this. having neymar on a women’s team is like having that one crazy athletic teacher on your team. it’s just not fair
NEYMAR EL MEJOR JUGADOR DEL MUNDO EN ESTE MOMENTO..EL MAS CARISMATICO Y EL MAS QUERIDO POR TODO EL MUNDO.LARGA VIDA PARA NEYMAR JR..QUE ASI SEA.HE ESCRITO
Si no fuera porque es a veces muy indisciplinado Neymar estaría en el top 5 mejores jugadores de la historia pero de qué es una leyenda ya es una leyenda
He can but not here if he played alone here in this little place the girls would have monkey him.the only way he can win them alone would be in real football ground
Everyone is saying that Neymar gave his 15%,but truly I said he gives 100% of his patience
Funniest comment ever
@@kiingn7794 p
😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Neymar Understands how Germany felt when they played Brazil in 2014
9:49 Neymar was like: 10 secs left? Fine, I'll do it myself.
Absolutely
It says it on his shirt
Agree 😁
You are right 😀
😂
Neymar be like :-
Whole game : No Big Deal. Take it slow.
Last 30 seconds : It's world Cup!!!
13sec*
Last 10 seconds
10 SEC
Kkkkkkkkkk yes yes
Neymar starts playing on 9:48
Looks like a dad playing football with some toddlers .... The goal of Naymar is very telling. He could score at any time if he wants.
Wrd
Even a low-grade pro center-back will easily run up the score on a match against even top-tier amateur teams. This is five-a-side so things are even easier, and against relatively unexperienced women so he has even more physical advantage. Oh, and it's Neymar, who could dribble through top-tier defenders pretty much at will if they couldn't foul him.
Naymar
Nah, he is just great at bottling.
wow so i see u hate ur mom
You know this isn't serious when he didn't even fall once
Dude see his recent matches,he doesn't dive now
😂😂😂😂
This deserves a million likes
I'm dieing
Hahaha😂good one
He used like 1% of his power 9:53
1%*
70%
Se cu
0.000000000000000000000000001percent he used
@@nareshgaming1287 probably even less than that
I like how it took him less than 10 seconds to score by himself in the end.
Nehmar just got real😡😡😡
@@justnothing4809 he let his power out for an instant
It took him 9:50min to score one by him self what u talking about
@@agone059 you think he was going all out in that entire game?he would have smoked everyone there if he wanted too
@@agone059 ratio feez
He was just giving pass to other girls to score, not even trying himself, I play like this with little kids so that they don't feel bad lol😂
Same
Same 😂
Same
Same
You play with little kids😶
dude's switched from sport mode to eco friendly mode
Lmao underrated comment.
theres gonna be that one person coming in “wow thats so feminist and sexist” but best comment💀
Hahaha :-) :-) :-) :-)
💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
OMG HOW CAN YOU EVEN SAY THAT???!!! OMG WOMEN ARE JUST AS GOoD! Your MOTHER SHOULD BE ASHAAAAED!
Really admire how Neymar plays gentle with the ladies. Real ladies man👍🏾
Dude that sports.....i would give 100% irrespective of what gender i am playing against...
@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds It's a joke man chill
@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds Yes But it would ne unfair if Neymar would give 100%
@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds lol are you forgetting it’s NEYMAR if he went 100% it would be a crime scene
@@HOTSHOTGAMING-eb3ds ,,
Me playing with my small brothers and his friends:
😂
Sooo trueee😂😂
XD
😂😂
Yes sir
He's trying to be soo gentle 😂😂😂😂...like He's afraid they'll crack
This is offensive and cute at the same time 😂
@@user-ex6ln3ut2q exactly 😂
I think there is a rule there that the legends can't show their greatness
UA-cam Shorts ❤️
@@sathyan67 sathyan 💖💖
I literally thought this was really UA-cam for a second🤣🤣🤣😂😂
සිරාවට shors
What legend?
The ONLY time when Neymar ACTUALLY tried was when he scored the goal
Devam Jaiswal
Even that wasn’t trying
He still wasn’t trying
He still was not trying he was just trying to pass to the girls and score the goal
Yeah, but how is that different than how he normally plays?
@@celebrim1 first neymard would have run fast second he wouldnt have been passing everytime he was close to the goal third he wasnt even trying he was just passing to the girls so that they can try to score
I was looking forward to them exchanging jersey tops at the end. Disappointed.
Too much underrated.
Duuuddeeeee :D
Ayyy hold up
Even me 😁
fishy
9:50 the one time he tried for real, ended up scoring a goal in under ten seconds 😂😂😂😂
That wasn't even for real, the only difference was he was running
tried i don't think so
7:16 Happy Neymar!
@Uyu uyan ders çalış Uyu uyan ders çalış aha türk
Ew Turkish chat 😂
@@reecemihas2164 yeah man TURKISH POWER
@@reecemihas2164 why smile
🤣🤣
4:54 That only work when you're Ronaldinho
Lol
Indeed
You gotta look to one teammate and pass to other, she looked outside the field, she doesnt even know what shes doing.
Exactly
Ela é a Raquel e tem canal no UA-cam
If neymar played like he played in the last 5 seconds the score would've gone crazy
He did
Junior Motuba
When he scored the goal
24 - 0
100 - 0
Back then when I was 6 I was playing football. Sometimes the trainer played in one team but wasn't allowed to score goals. This reminds me of that..
😆😆😆😆
a moment of silence for the commentator who thought neymar was trying
@@NJnad that moron let his team down lol. You could see it in his teammates faces.
@@SoloLevellor Someone doesn't know what a joke is.
i mean the commentators job is to hype it up so.... u cant really blame him
a moment of silence for div1ne who thought neymar wasn't trying
Abe because he wasn’t, he would of been doing a one man job here and dribbling, balls over them.
The most obvious evidence is the fact that he never dived.
If Neymar wants he can destroy the whole team by his own😂
Hahahaha
Then y didn't he
😜
@@evinnimson7958 because he was chilling as they already asked him to go easy on them as this is a friendly match
@@evinnimson7958 he still did at the last minute
When you play with your little brother and his friends
Usually brothers DESTROY each other.
More like when you're playing with your crush's little brother.
Little sister's *
Nah when you help coach the U6’s at your club
😂
Wow 😂
9:49 the moment he actually started trying 😂😂
2:51 she didn’t want to risk it against neymar
if she got megged her career is over
@TORO REDBULL This is stupidity
his fans would go after her
7:17 Neymar's heaven...
anjir otak lu sange banget wkwkwkwk
Mahir Tajwar lmao
😂😂Lmao
Lmao dude. They backed their asses up on him
Mahir Tajwar more like their heaven
Neymar just use 0.1% of his power on this match..
😂
Z Fighterz right he didn’t even want to tackle any of them
I KNOW RIGHT LIKE THIS NIGGA COULD GO 100.0 AND OBLITERATE THEN.
Muhammad Syafiq @7:18 Neymar knew what he was doing going into the corner
@@tunmiseeboda897 yeeee 😂😂 we know
That girl Scored at 9:13. She is so beautiful 😍😍😍❤️
🤢
@@uzamakilkoda7883 are you sure?
@@ShakilKhan-dj4pw وش اسمها
@@iimodric sorry i don't know Arabic😥
Beauty queen name????
Neymar definitely wasn’t trying because he scored in like 7 seconds at the end
Imagine the score if he was trying
@@j.esp27 It could be gender assuming is he play hard on them
@@felixkfriju2649 you’re so stupid I can’t put it into words
@@j.esp27 Would you try to score if you played with your lil brother and his friends?
@@rishavdutta6970 Absolutely, gotta show him he needs to improve.
"He can't do it.. he can't find a way through" this commentator is a fool... neymar was giving 5 % 💀😭😂😂
The commentator was giving his 5% too
Bruv😅 He wasn't even giving his 5%😂 more like 0.0001% lol
fran urban liker Nice
I agree
5% is a bit generous.
If neymar wanted to score he would. Like the last goal
Thanks for 1.2k likes
Haha we had seen that 😂😂😂Worlds 3rd best player cant win against women 🤣🤣🤣🤣shame on him
@@noooo859 I,m curious to know worlds 1st and 2 nd
AKASH RATHEESH Cr7 and Messi or Messi and Cr7
Pri nce dude it was just a fun little game.
All the time he just wanted girls to score, not him
9:50 he played 40% of his real game
15% is most accurate he took 10 secs to make a goal , in 40% he would have clean sweep the whole team alone through out the match
Naaah just 0.1% was that
1 percentage
*Neymar isn't doing anything
Cuz he knows about MeToo
Hahahahhaha facts😂😂🤣
2019 🙄
I am dead of laughing .
@@jitendra-ke5lb I'm dead from your English
@@madhulitasamal3811 😂😂😂take chill . Grow up buddy
Now i know how messi feels playin for argentina
lmao
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Kkkk
9:50 he could have scored like 10 of those easily lmao he was just chilling
Bonden yeah
What's lmao ?
Ee channelil videos eppol vararundo commentators enthiya
After 2 goals Neymar enters god mode 9:55
Neymar wasn't even trying play with his 2%
He was only using his first form tho, his final form is reserved for the tournament of countries
@@Michael-ol2gv 20% of his first form
Neymar is treating them like primary school kids going sooo easy on them 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Lol
@Parma zyxwvu I'm pretty sure these women are extremely skilled
HAKATAPAWA extremely? U know what extreme means right? We can’t throw words around willy nilly it just loses its impact
Neymar knows there are Brazilians so he did not want to torment them much.
@@hakatapawa7115 no they're not.
7:16 His team lost but my man won👏
Lazarus Stan hahahahaha
Lmao
Lazarus Stan 😹😹😹😹😹
Luckily bastard lol
Let’s be honest. He can get anyone any day of the week
9:35 My God. She is beautiful
her name is EDELY FONTES find her on insta :)
@@junedsutar8227 Thank you😇
Mmh...
nah
😂
Its seems nice that Neymar is not keeping the ball too long & he just passes quickly, in the sense of paying respect to women, WELL DONE 👍❤✌
Neymar: *Don't make me use 10% of my power*
😂
you are from which country ? I'm from Brazil 🇧🇷
What you doing here m8?
@@Mario-fe2gs Watching UA-cam
@@fressh haha ok man love your vids didnt expect to see you comment on a randon video
9:50
Neymar be like, screw this you guys can't play jack, I'll take it into my own hands.😎
9:50 neymar got salty
Seriously mode activated
He got bored
He could’ve done that the whole match but he clearly was just chillin he got bored
Only in Brazil you'll find an international team filled with such lovely ladies!
Indeed Brazil has very beautiful ladies and very handsome men. God took time while creating them.
And when the gals cry whenever Samba boys are annihilated, they become even more beautiful, and you feel like consoling them the whole day.
I love Brazil 👏👏👏.
My all time football team whether beaten or victorious.
The goal scorer name?
8:00 look at that skill
omai gard
Kkkkk primeira vez q vejo o neymar tomar drible
She basically just grabbed the ball
Uhmm I think he was cheering for the defense not the skill. Anyways great work by her.
@@bennetbenny7239 whats her name though
3:40 What’s she doing a step over there for? :p
🤣🤣🤣
Style points man
😂😂😂🤣😂
Con mẹ mày
Lmao this was so funny to watch tricks all over the place
Neymar finally found the level of football he was looking for.
Football not sooccer haha
Football not sooccer best comment
Oh yeah yeah
nobody survives even one bit He wrote Football so I don't understand your Problem...
Just joking 😂
This is his level,there he cant rooled 100 times 😂sory for my ortographe
Neymar wearing his earrings while playing meant he was just there to have fun
When the battery on your phone is at 5% and it's on power saving mode.
Kk
Wtf your right
Wtf same bro
damn right bruh
I chuckle n my belly hurts
7:14 i want to be Neymar in this moment
LMFAOO
🤦
I want to be the girl😂
@@realpinkunicorn mmm...
pink unicorn facts no homo 😂
for people who never saw a football match ( not soccer) , neymar is really really good !! in this match , he is on economy mode ( maybe 5% of his true skills and power)
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@@night4263 😂
Neymar was just "examining" their "skillset" the whole game😊❤
nah, he is loyal to his sister
@thomasparkes5707 💀
Respect to Neymar for not embarrassing them as bad as he could
His playing with them like an uncle playing with his little cousins 🏃😁😁😂😎
you mean little nieces and nephews
@@OlsenOfficial hahahah
9:35 I just fell in love 😍😍😍
sahil chandna goof
sahil chandna yeah she is so pretty 😍😍😍😍
sahil chandna True!
Edely fontes thanks me later
The imtiaz Jemi edelyfontes
Neymar showing 1%of his ability ❤️
Women's football: let's give our 100%
Neymar: Hold my injury ...
Hold my drama 😂
Nice one brööther
jimmyy jimmyy if u hate him then y r u watching vid
Nice❤❤
When Neymar has the ball, no one from his team backs him up. He really pushed in the end, the last goal showed his class.
9:57 tht shirt says it all on how he played the last few seconds
4 Passos do neymar já eram o suficiente pra atravessar o campo inteiro kkkkk
Neymar using his 10%
What happens if he uses 100% ? 😐
xo xo Ask yourself that or go watch him in full capacity
It’s just 5-a-side is harder and different he can’t handle it
@@ZhangBangsFury are u kidding? I'm more than sure they do this in psg training and he goes at least 85% try hard in those. In this video he wasn't trying so hard cause it's just fun and games. But u know he could've scored way more considering how easy he scored at the end
Its friendly Match chill boys
When you're famous, you get ten chicks running around you.
Nine
😂
9*
😂😂😂😂
And you don't even want one 😂
4:30 Girl did a Karius there
lol
Come to besiktas ım from turkey yeah
Haha....come on give Karius a break man.....from champions league finals to the neymar 5 a side womens game I still see the Karius name being mention here...
The girl who scores the second goal is the most beautiful girl that i have ever witnessed 😍
Correct man
What's her name
@@hempar9612 ik followed in Spain vs Switzerland match
@@aryanbarua5774 are you from Assam
@@hempar9612 no bro kolkata
Wait no flop from Neymar what universe is this?
The women teams
ToN1c marvel universe
Proof the multiverse theory is true
if you are another salty mx fan then we should be good. You know shits sideways when mx fans aren’t butt hurt and/or crying
It's a footage for the alternate reality
Brazilian women's are beautiful 😍
Dziesetuolie Rio just a few of them to honest
Dziesetuolie Rio no
The maggiority was trans....
Klockzeraa all of them*
Only south brazilians are beautiful
Girls from Rio Grande do Sul
Top 3: Rio grande do sul, Minas Gerais and São Paulo.
4:55 when you try to be cool but fail.
Azad Alam 5:55 try to be cool again, but look like a fool
@@kadiku7396 🤣
women are so terrible 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cringed so hard
😂😂 she tried to do a Ronaldinho
2:50 neymar like, u wanna be on the highlights? she is like, nah im good
4:05 her lag caught up to her
9:13 the main reason to watch the match😂
Name please
@@gkc1863 Edely fontes
she ugly af
the nose bruhhh
@@erenjaeger9263 She is beautiful in my eyes, and since nobody can choose how he looks like, please don't say such thing.
my kindergarten recess soccer matches were more entertaining than watching this. having neymar on a women’s team is like having that one crazy athletic teacher on your team. it’s just not fair
If he plays like a man against them they would say he disrespect women
true
I dont think he should care
Neymar is kinda simp
He should be equal to everyone
"I yearn for true gender equality"
~satou kazuma
@@yuseisatouissuffering And it's called egalitarianism
7:58 This is not the Neymar I know .. 😂
He didn't try to be good you know!!!!!
Whats that problem with a girl taking the ball? If it was a guy it wouldnt be a problem?
SureSound he ain’t taking bout that stop it, he saying why did he not dive as usual.
SureSound Hahaha stupid
SureSound lmao
2:21 why did she randomly start juggling lmao
Cause, skills ? Idk.. i was wondering the same thing
I cringed
show off + mocking
Probably because most people were wondering if she was a athlete or not. She looks my size
I'm pretty sure that's some kind of street game or show off game
Watching from Bangladesh 🇧🇩❤️
বাংলাদেশ থেকে দেখছি 🇧🇩😍
Neymar should think about the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. Gold medal in diving.
F u
gets rekt by water
Lazarus D good one
Lazarus D He won a gold medal in football 2016
At least Neymar is a greater football player than you trash talker
NEYMAR EL MEJOR JUGADOR DEL MUNDO EN ESTE MOMENTO..EL MAS CARISMATICO Y EL MAS QUERIDO POR TODO EL MUNDO.LARGA VIDA PARA NEYMAR JR..QUE ASI SEA.HE ESCRITO
Love you Neymar ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Si no fuera porque es a veces muy indisciplinado Neymar estaría en el top 5 mejores jugadores de la historia pero de qué es una leyenda ya es una leyenda
At 05:03
Commentator: "Lovely control on the chest"
Me: Remembering *The Dictator* movie😶
"on the breast"
If he playing and use only 15% energy because he respect girl's talent but when show Talent Neymar Jr. have only 10 sec ....❤️❤️🤟🤟
9:14 Beautiful Goal from a Beautiful Girl😍
What her name??
can you tell me her name or Instagram id? She is damn cute man!!😍
Ig : edelyfontes
9:13 she's so cute 😍😍😍
Back the f up!
I am searchin for that too lol
@Linpaws hsohg Hsohg Bro after lil bit of research and I found her name is Edley Fontes.. Thank me later lol
Brazilian🇧🇷 girls are beautiful 🌷
Shekhar Sahu thanks :) 🇧🇷
And trash at football
Sem Nome welcome
Mister C4 So why are we 5 times champion?
Felipe Borges yeah the girls have no touch
10:15 she was like , who are u🙄
9:50 now it's time to be Neymar Jr.. 😂
Ray S 😂
He destroyed the full team all by himself with a goal in 10 seconds think what he could do in 10 mins if he played properly
wk 2 indeed.. !! Come on he's playing with the girls.. 😉
Ray S 😉
If thats really neymar jr.. where is the money?
O cara e craque mesmo e a humildade continua parabéns Neymar
Sim mano aqui é Brasil
Neymar got serouis at the very end
He can win em them alone
Waa see neymar
That just a lucky shot at last.
He can but not here if he played alone here in this little place the girls would have monkey him.the only way he can win them alone would be in real football ground
@@noooo859 keep making tiktok vids crowshit
Pri nce dang you must have a really sad life I see you replying to all the comments supporting Neymar
3:55 Great skills
Neymar played so brutally!
Lol!
Neymar even didnt used 0.000001 power
Watching Neymar's goal was just awesome 👍😘😂😂
Did you get a heart from RedBull or I must say, *WINGS* ?!
Neymar: let’s call me team neymar juniors five yeah that sounds cool
The commentator: NEymAr JuNIoR AND FrIenDs
That's how we call it Neymar Jr e amigos
No offence,
9:34 is the one u'd love everything about 😍
whats her name bro?
So beautiful
@@thewolfofallstreet I even don't know her name🤧but she is damn beautiful ❤️
The only time he actualy played was at the last try lol
Lol Yeah
and even that was like 45%
@@ianpaiva8692 lol yeah
Mon pong da j vay
Brazilian women's team: neymar.....is that all you got.
Neymar:No this is just 10% of my actual power
Brazilian women's team: NANI????
Neymar: *Proceeds to dribble all five of the opposing players with one single roulette*
Not 10 percent more like 2
sukhmanveer kaur not %10 only #5
Neymar umayaoa mu shendiru
Neymar was like let's have a little fun
2nd goal scorer is beautiful. 😍
what a charming game and kind spirits. Watching this game make me smile. 😃
If he was actually trying they would have won
ezequiel jimenez then he would look rude.
Then he would flop a lot
Ikr lool
ezequiel jimenez he was trying though
Then every girls including his teammates would slap him and say 'i have a boyfriend'
8:51 did anyone notice that back rub? lmao
Later they went spa together
@@NFS-shade and the yum yum happened
@@theislamicgambit4476 the fookin whot?
@@arkham_miami it's like when you eat delicious stuff
Nah that's just how Brazilian man are😂
He definitely let them win...
At least he didnt dive
Lol 😂 ok He let Bélgica 🇧🇪 win on the World Cup 2 haha Fuckig loser cry little girl
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Noe Aguilar why so salty
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Bon travay 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
8:23 lol 😂
its Amazing he didn't dive
Yeahh i got u
@@brookleo1070 yeah i am surprised
Wrong football game
Next scene is in the other site ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)