Ep 93 part 1 THIEVES, POLICE STATIONS & SELF PRESERVATION The Weekend Update

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  • @chaiknews
    @chaiknews Місяць тому +31

    mwaf is so afraid u can smell his fear

    • @mustaphahmoses8170
      @mustaphahmoses8170 Місяць тому +5

      Yeye huwa ni mkundu wazi

    • @drwasikeokile7299
      @drwasikeokile7299 Місяць тому

      @@mustaphahmoses8170 THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EAT MONEY TO TURN A BLIND EYE

    • @nasraibrahim-hq6qp
      @nasraibrahim-hq6qp Місяць тому +1

      Ma fans wa kibe hua wako down was one. Mwaf uko tops

    • @chaiknews
      @chaiknews Місяць тому

      @@nasraibrahim-hq6qp sasa tena mi ni fan wa kibe si kibe aliisha ama

  • @oscarotieno1089
    @oscarotieno1089 Місяць тому +16

    Shida ya mwafff siku izi ni water melon vitu za moi na ya Ruto this are two different generations one with alot cameras the other one only KBC😅

    • @_martin_oduor_
      @_martin_oduor_ Місяць тому

      Gen Z... panguza makamasi kwenda kaa huko

  • @oscarotieno1089
    @oscarotieno1089 Місяць тому +13

    Mwafff ukiendelea Ivi tutakusalamia the second term Ruto naweza get ni Sugoi secondary,Rapcha anasema ukweli afai kupitiza 2025..I am in France nothing big here is just Kenya we need to have a good system na is impossible

  • @nitohmars689
    @nitohmars689 Місяць тому +22

    Hakuna tofauti ya Mwaf na Karen Nyamu. Shenzi sana

  • @tomopulin1512
    @tomopulin1512 Місяць тому +15

    Rapcha the real OG. Mwaf ni fense seater mbaya😂

  • @254RAZZYOFFICIAL
    @254RAZZYOFFICIAL Місяць тому +9

    We mwaff nyoa izo dredi uvae wig na dera #rutomustgo✊🏾

  • @euridite2
    @euridite2 Місяць тому +4

    Mwaf na Karen nyamu difference ni gender tu

  • @MJ-wi2bf
    @MJ-wi2bf Місяць тому +5

    Milenials na older gen mrudi job, hatutalisha watoto wenu...Genz tupatane same place same time

  • @mynahtv
    @mynahtv Місяць тому +4

    Mwaf unafaa salamu

  • @soccergate5458
    @soccergate5458 Місяць тому +2

    This is the funniest podcast when presenting serious issues 😂

  • @drwasikeokile7299
    @drwasikeokile7299 Місяць тому +4

    MWAFF ACHA UJINGA MATAKO . WEWE NA KIBE NA CREW YA YAFREEKA MKO KWA PAYROLL .

  • @derrickasunda8842
    @derrickasunda8842 Місяць тому +3

    Rapcha….😂😂😂”gojeni tuangalie O.B…mini ni mwizi sio muuaji” 😂😂😂

  • @georgelay5426
    @georgelay5426 Місяць тому +3

    hayati is a Swahili word that simply means, "the late". it was only used on Kenyatta when he died. today, both Moi and Kibaki ni hayati.

  • @oikodominic1988
    @oikodominic1988 Місяць тому +4

    Mwafreeka mlambarasa ya Ruto

  • @evansdyce90
    @evansdyce90 Місяць тому +2

    hamjai jua vile ako mwaff hukua kaoga ajab.

  • @Kihugumbugua
    @Kihugumbugua 27 днів тому

    I always love weekend update na stori za rapture za jaba. Rapture anajua kuweka taste kwa story aka chumvi😂

  • @jessiejay858
    @jessiejay858 Місяць тому +4

    Mwaf uko na ufala,why always keep on comparing the regime's,time yenye mlikua mbona hamkupush to this level,we are doing the same thing you tried to do but the difference ni eti sisi sio waoga falai,and can we agree on something here,ile time hii story yote ilianza we were on the same page right???so ulikua unaona huyu jamaa hakuna kitu anafanya,then after the pressure imekua mob mambo inabadilika saa umeanza kulamba rasa,we tembea kajitombe #rutomustgo the only thing stopping us from kukusalimia ni juu kina rapcha na ian otherwise ukiendelea ivi tutakusalimia personally

  • @PimaAZ
    @PimaAZ Місяць тому +3

    Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffff my broda why Modafokaz bringing so much heat on your azz ati now they comparing you to Karen Nyamu…now I’m dead lmfaooooo 😂

  • @AbdulLatif-zb4ck
    @AbdulLatif-zb4ck Місяць тому +6

    Raiya Zisizo za kawaida💯

  • @stanslausmanthi
    @stanslausmanthi Місяць тому +1

    25:06 Revival times 🤣🤣 the theme song is still stuck in my head.

  • @Virgincrocodile
    @Virgincrocodile Місяць тому +2

    Mwaff kwani umerogwa na kitambo ulikua mwerevu? Shenzi sana

  • @josseharold5647
    @josseharold5647 Місяць тому +1

    Mwaf anahang tu kwa fence😅

  • @collinsmwendia
    @collinsmwendia Місяць тому

    guys you on fire i loved this one mmefanya nimecheka siezi hadi tembea

  • @ChelseaSonia
    @ChelseaSonia Місяць тому +2

    Rapcha my guy❤

  • @khanyweraJM
    @khanyweraJM Місяць тому +4

    Iko nini 💯

  • @BillyJames-l6x
    @BillyJames-l6x Місяць тому +5

    Mwaff na kibe ni age mates msiwalaumu my friends 😂😂😂😂 analog settings hazijakuwa updated

  • @lilianW647
    @lilianW647 13 днів тому

    hizo averts napigianga wasee naona hawakumbuki....those were dope🤣🤣🤣

  • @sabbylulu1
    @sabbylulu1 Місяць тому +1

    Mwaf unajua Karen Nyamu huvaa rasaa fake,😂😂😂😂😂😂usishushe nyavu🤘🤘❤️❤️♥️

  • @Real_Talk_Podcast_Ke
    @Real_Talk_Podcast_Ke Місяць тому +5

    Rapcha 😂😂😂

  • @kemboichesimet1810
    @kemboichesimet1810 Місяць тому +1

    Arteta ame Teta Kitete. Ian babake Nia!!!! Go blues

  • @billylennox255
    @billylennox255 Місяць тому

    Hapo kwa wimbo ya Hayati Kenyatta Mwaff amenichekesha mbaya😂😂😂

  • @_martin_oduor_
    @_martin_oduor_ Місяць тому

    Gen Zs mtoe utoto hapa......panguzeni makamasi mkae na mama yenyu huko

  • @martinehenzo7841
    @martinehenzo7841 Місяць тому +1

    Limonia😂
    Rapcha🔥🔥🔥

  • @eric-v7c
    @eric-v7c 8 днів тому +1

    mwafu n rasa walai

  • @freddymorrison6115
    @freddymorrison6115 Місяць тому +1

    If you're new to this pod and you want to really enjoy it, just forward to Rapcha's parts and avoid the guy in specs.

    • @G_dan
      @G_dan Місяць тому

      Very true. Mwaf is not as funny as he thinks he is. Mimi hukuja hapa juu ya rapcha na Ian. Lakini hii episode ata sitamaliza. Izi upuzi zake zimezidi.

  • @p_omeki
    @p_omeki Місяць тому

    Barabaraa, sasa nataka kuwachezea Baba Moi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kemboichesimet1810
    @kemboichesimet1810 Місяць тому

    HAYATI!!!! Strange how that resonates

  • @KushMuhoreri
    @KushMuhoreri Місяць тому

    Mwenje walilimana na Otieno Kajwang' bunge. Kajwang akamuuma kwa shoulder.

  • @willysrepublik
    @willysrepublik Місяць тому +2

    Mwaf elite mode wont help in all situations, u seem to judge from a higher seat....RELAX

    • @_martin_oduor_
      @_martin_oduor_ Місяць тому

      Wewe mtoto panguza makamasi kwenda kaa huko

  • @alvinmbiyu1686
    @alvinmbiyu1686 Місяць тому

    Moyo tisa kama paka🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikekim5595
    @mikekim5595 Місяць тому +1

    Iko nene

  • @fidelcastrol9566
    @fidelcastrol9566 Місяць тому

    rapcha amekaa na wajakaa mpaka ameadopt language limonia

  • @pincheskamande2404
    @pincheskamande2404 Місяць тому

    If i was asked i would give President Ruto a second chance...He was just mislead by people out there ,,na as of now ame understand how people have power unlike the other errors...you don't know how hard it is to fire your political friends ..Lets give him a chance

  • @Swale.h
    @Swale.h Місяць тому

    Kindiki alikuwa anapea maisha yako ki-ndiki😅

  • @CharlesOmondi
    @CharlesOmondi Місяць тому

    Hiyo computer ya barclays ya kudance you guy. Unafurahia kuona hiyo ad kwa mbulu ni kama mattress banking iko na ATM

  • @kemboichesimet1810
    @kemboichesimet1810 Місяць тому

    Funga , fungua….. clapping during Moi arrival

  • @iangreezy
    @iangreezy Місяць тому

    Raia ilidedi na Limonia 😂

  • @richardmchege3098
    @richardmchege3098 Місяць тому

    Kiongo momanyi na shotoo munyololo!🙆🙆

  • @johnotieno1912
    @johnotieno1912 Місяць тому

    Oti kijana wangu🤣🤣. Hedex ad

  • @nasraibrahim-hq6qp
    @nasraibrahim-hq6qp Місяць тому

    Mwaf uko tops

  • @G_dan
    @G_dan Місяць тому +1

    Mwaf hukuwa na kaufala flani. Always LOUD and WRONG.

  • @user-po8ym5cp6t
    @user-po8ym5cp6t Місяць тому

    Makarao wataenda jela under Ruto? Mwaf you are joking. If large numbers of cops will have to be prosecuted, it also means people up the chain of command will have to be roped in. This is because of the concept of command responsibility - the assumption would be that the cops were committing atrocities in pursuit of an organizational policy. It would simply not stop at Koome. This is Zakayo's fear. He knows that well - as an active ICC suspect. Cops will only face justice once Ruto is out

  • @derrickasunda8842
    @derrickasunda8842 Місяць тому

    chemichemi za uongo 😂😂

  • @MansaKimani
    @MansaKimani Місяць тому

    Mi ni extra judishio...Hahahaha!

  • @deemb5284
    @deemb5284 Місяць тому

    Wakanesa alipigia Rapcha....lol

  • @livisauti2420
    @livisauti2420 Місяць тому

    Rapcha 😂😂

  • @JanetDottie
    @JanetDottie Місяць тому

    ,😂😂😂😂ati woiiiiii😢

  • @loicebaraza
    @loicebaraza Місяць тому

    Buda ya Musalia alikuwa anaitwa Mudamba

  • @simonkaraku
    @simonkaraku Місяць тому

    Weekend update iko nini

  • @kemboichesimet1810
    @kemboichesimet1810 Місяць тому

    Mob justice? Poetic justice? Where’s justice? Funny stories. Yet sad how life valued

  • @user-hw1tl1rh6e
    @user-hw1tl1rh6e Місяць тому

    Wee Mwaf wee ni umbwa tu

  • @ben-9200_
    @ben-9200_ Місяць тому +2

    Mwaf ni kabitch fulani kumbe. Umbwa wewe

  • @makondeh
    @makondeh Місяць тому

  • @maktheentertainer5864
    @maktheentertainer5864 Місяць тому +1

    Mwaf anakuaga mtu weird sana

    • @G_dan
      @G_dan Місяць тому

      Sana. Hawa ni wale majaa kila mtu huavoid. Reasoning yake hukuwa chini ajab.