We love ya! Patreon.com/beinianpod to support the show and get a ton of bonus stuff for $5/month ianfidance.com to see Ian on the road! Jordanjensencomedy.com to see Jordan in your town! Coldcutsmerch.com/beinianwithjordan to grab our sick merch! Thanks for enjoying the show, xo, BIWJ
In other words you have a crush on her…Since when does bing quiet and giggling equate to real and legit? Does that mean people who are loud and wild like Ian are fake?
It’s fun how much fun you’re all having (jordens having a blast even though she’s not; better than wallowing at home and obsessing about how much everything sucks)
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 🛣️ *Introduction and Upcoming Shows* - Jordan shares his upcoming travel schedule and stand-up shows in various cities. - Mention of places like Providence, St. Petersburg, Nashville, Chicago, San Diego, and more. 02:05 📚 *Introduction to Guest and Book* - Introduction of the guest, Jessie Jetski Johnson, who wrote a book called "On Perks, Facebook, and Volunteering." - Banter about Mike Rainey and confusion about authors. 03:01 🎺 *Trumpet Jam Session* - Playful interaction with Jessie attempting to play songs on a trumpet. - Mention of various songs, including Super Mario theme and songs by The Clash. 11:07 🚗 *Favorite Mode of Travel* - Discussion about favorite modes of travel, with Jessie expressing love for Uber. - Banter about Uber being fast but expensive. 13:15 🌞 *Favorite Month and Gemini Traits* - Jessie's favorite month revealed as June, and discussion about being a Gemini. - Banter about Gemini traits, being Too Faced, and people's perceptions. 19:10 🚆 *Favorite City* - Banter about favorite cities and Jessie expressing fondness for Uber. - Mention of an amusing incident involving someone on the train. 23:33 🌿 *Salvia Experiences* - Discussion about the effects of salvia, a psychoactive plant. - Shared experiences of a couple tripping on salvia, emphasizing the intensity. - Mention of personal experiences with salvia, including selling it at a smoke shop. 32:16 🍽️ *Factor Meals Advertisement* - Promotion of Factor Meals, a ready-to-eat meal delivery service. - Highlighting the convenience of Chef-prepared, dietitian-approved meals. - Mention of a personal favorite meal and a discount code for viewers. 34:16 🔐 *ExpressVPN Advertisement* - Advertisement for ExpressVPN focusing on internet privacy and security. - Emphasis on the speed and reliability of ExpressVPN for streaming and browsing. - Mention of a special holiday offer for viewers. 36:53 👑 *Lady King Card Reading* - Discussion about a card reading referring to "Lady King" as a spiritual archetype. - Attributes associated with Lady King: spiritual awakening, strong personality, financial expertise. - Reference to famous individuals born on the same date, adding a humorous touch. 40:47 🎶 *Musical Number with Jesse Jetski Johnson* - Playful musical interlude featuring Jesse Jetski Johnson with a kazoo. - Banter about potential performances and involvement in Ian's special. - Light-hearted interaction with musical elements and laughter. 41:37 🧨 *Light-Hearted Chaos and Pranks* - Playful chaos with the use of props, including a fake rat. - Discussion about playing with fire and creative chaos. - Light-hearted pranks, including hitting each other with props. 43:02 🤣 *Comedy Crush and Celebrity Encounter* - Ian's admiration for comedian Chris D'Elia as a comedy crush. - Humorous recounting of a brief encounter with Vince Vaughn, expressing attraction. - Playful and exaggerated expressions of admiration for Vince Vaughn. 47:08 🤣 *Dating and Relationship Banter* - Discussion about dating experiences and challenges. - Mention of not wanting to date a comedian or a fan. - Humorous anecdotes about Santino's buttocks picture and Instagram verification. 51:12 🍎 *Apple Eating and Childhood Stories* - Banter about eating apple cores and the consequences. - Childhood stories, including a prank involving non-apple goo. - Playful arguments about whether certain actions are acceptable. 53:20 🧀 *Cheese Misunderstanding* - Humorous confusion about cheese being mistaken for a snack. - Playful banter and comedic exchange about food items. - Light-hearted moments discussing snacks and misunderstandings. 55:55 🍄 *Psychedelics and Altered States* - Jessie's experience with DMT and the difficulty of describing the trip. - Ian's encounter with acid and the perceived permanent change. - Light-hearted banter about the effects of different substances. 01:01:15 😂 *Playful Arguments and IQ Test* - Playful arguments between Ian and Jessie about various topics. - Impromptu IQ test and banter about intelligence. - Light-hearted teasing and joking throughout the conversation. 01:07:48 🃏 *Cardology Discussion* - The hosts engage in a playful conversation about cardology. - Cardology involves assigning personality traits based on birthdates. - Jordan humorously identifies Ian's card and interprets its characteristics. 01:09:18 🎤 *Stand-up Comedy and Comedy Store* - Discussion about stand-up comedy experiences. - Mention of Ian getting passed at The Comedy Store. - Excitement about working out at The Comedy Store and the anticipation of having the name on the wall. 01:10:28 🏢 *Favorite Comedy Club - Hilarities* - Hilarities in Cleveland is mentioned as the favorite comedy club. - Mention of the unique feature - a baseball bat. - Expressing excitement about performing at Hilarities. 01:10:56 🎥 *Creating Promo Videos* - Discussing the idea of creating promo videos inspired by popular characters. - Specific mention of a Breaking Bad-themed promo. - Exploring the possibility of creating more videos in a similar style. 01:11:52 🚀 *Jesse-themed Promo Ideas* - Brainstorming various Jesse-themed promo ideas. - Mention of different TV shows and characters named Jesse. - Humorous suggestions for incorporating the name Jesse into promotional content. 01:15:32 🎶 *Theme Song and Banter* - Brief discussion about the show's theme song by The Lumineers. - Light banter and playful exchange of remarks among the hosts. - A humorous attempt at creating personalized show plugs with comedic flair. 01:17:03 🌍 *Stand-up Comedy Tour Plugs* - Both comedians share information about their upcoming stand-up shows. - Jordan plugs her website and headlining shows starting in February. - Ian plugs his upcoming shows in various locations, encouraging people to check his website for tickets. 01:18:01 🌐 *Multiple Tour Locations* - Quick mentions of the diverse locations for upcoming comedy shows. - Both comedians promote their respective websites for ticket information. - Playful banter about the timing of promotional discussions in the episode. 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Out here buzzed and crackin up while wrapping presents for the kids 😆 The energy and weird chemistry was on another level! Best pod episode i've heard in a while
Just discovered this pod today fervishly searching UA-cam for any and all Jordan content-- I've binged 4 episodes already and won't stop till I've seen them all!! This should hold me over a week 😂
I recently stumbled upon this podcast (after seeing a hilarious set by Jordan) and I just need to say out loud that this podcast has brought me so much joy. I'm in a bit of a rough spot in life right now, and you guys are always able to turn my day around and get me laughing. Thank you, Ian and Jordan. I hope y'all keep blowing up. ❤
Well we are a couple days from the end of the year and you guys just dropped the funniest comedy Podcast of the year by a long shot! Juicy jetski Jessie Jehovah Johnson is the PERFECT guest tor Ian and Jordan!
You've GOT to have Jessie back on, with her trumpet, sometime. And just her general Jessie-ness. This is the best vibe I've seen on this podcast. She just balances out Ian and Jordan so well.
I've watched this episode 5 times now and I die laughing every time 😂 Then I went and binged older episodes. Jordan and Ian and soulmates whether platonic or not and every guest on the pod knows it too!
The Clash has ties to reggae via Paul Simonon who grew up in counsel estates with Jamaican neighbors and the fact that Jamaicans were often running the sound system at London clubs during punk shows. That's close to ska, but no cigar.
Anyone else get alternate universe “Bad Friends” vibes as Jetski watches Ian and Jordan bickering like Bobby and Andrew but in a 70’s basement??? 😅😂🤣 Hilarious episode 🎉😂
We love ya! Patreon.com/beinianpod to support the show and get a ton of bonus stuff for $5/month
ianfidance.com to see Ian on the road!
Jordanjensencomedy.com to see Jordan in your town!
Coldcutsmerch.com/beinianwithjordan to grab our sick merch!
Thanks for enjoying the show, xo,
BIWJ
Juicy Jestki Johnson is so real and legit, she's always herself and so funny. A breath of fresh air honestly.
She's the best!
The funniest women in the biz imo
She gives me premonitions of being the coolest Grandma 😎
In other words you have a crush on her…Since when does bing quiet and giggling equate to real and legit?
Does that mean people who are loud and wild like Ian are fake?
These fuckers are crazy 😂
Jordan and Jetski are the exact opposite in terms of personality but still both hilarious! Love to see it
And their chemistry is beyond amazing!
Three iconic women of comedy! Christmas has come early! Oh boy!
😅☝🏻
😂😅
Ian entering his “I’m the joker” arc is terrifying
@dafunkbacktodapunk909better as penguin lol
Jetskis laugh makes me happy
Jetski playing that Kill Bill song during the cane stand off was fucking hilarious, feel like that one flew over their heads.
Came here to say this... "Twisted Nerve" Bernard Herrman.... most underrated moment of the episode 💯
The medicated glaze over Jordan's eyes is life goals 💯
😅
Jetski is the PERFECT guest for this pod. Great ep!!
Jetski is so adorable. More collabs with bad friends and this show would be stellar.
It’s fun how much fun you’re all having (jordens having a blast even though she’s not; better than wallowing at home and obsessing about how much everything sucks)
jetski acted how people act when I show them this podcast
How did you comment on this video four days ago if it came out today
Hahaha
@@chemtrail2269patreon early access
😂😂
Must be posted early for people who have money to pay for expedited content@@chemtrail2269
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🛣️ *Introduction and Upcoming Shows*
- Jordan shares his upcoming travel schedule and stand-up shows in various cities.
- Mention of places like Providence, St. Petersburg, Nashville, Chicago, San Diego, and more.
02:05 📚 *Introduction to Guest and Book*
- Introduction of the guest, Jessie Jetski Johnson, who wrote a book called "On Perks, Facebook, and Volunteering."
- Banter about Mike Rainey and confusion about authors.
03:01 🎺 *Trumpet Jam Session*
- Playful interaction with Jessie attempting to play songs on a trumpet.
- Mention of various songs, including Super Mario theme and songs by The Clash.
11:07 🚗 *Favorite Mode of Travel*
- Discussion about favorite modes of travel, with Jessie expressing love for Uber.
- Banter about Uber being fast but expensive.
13:15 🌞 *Favorite Month and Gemini Traits*
- Jessie's favorite month revealed as June, and discussion about being a Gemini.
- Banter about Gemini traits, being Too Faced, and people's perceptions.
19:10 🚆 *Favorite City*
- Banter about favorite cities and Jessie expressing fondness for Uber.
- Mention of an amusing incident involving someone on the train.
23:33 🌿 *Salvia Experiences*
- Discussion about the effects of salvia, a psychoactive plant.
- Shared experiences of a couple tripping on salvia, emphasizing the intensity.
- Mention of personal experiences with salvia, including selling it at a smoke shop.
32:16 🍽️ *Factor Meals Advertisement*
- Promotion of Factor Meals, a ready-to-eat meal delivery service.
- Highlighting the convenience of Chef-prepared, dietitian-approved meals.
- Mention of a personal favorite meal and a discount code for viewers.
34:16 🔐 *ExpressVPN Advertisement*
- Advertisement for ExpressVPN focusing on internet privacy and security.
- Emphasis on the speed and reliability of ExpressVPN for streaming and browsing.
- Mention of a special holiday offer for viewers.
36:53 👑 *Lady King Card Reading*
- Discussion about a card reading referring to "Lady King" as a spiritual archetype.
- Attributes associated with Lady King: spiritual awakening, strong personality, financial expertise.
- Reference to famous individuals born on the same date, adding a humorous touch.
40:47 🎶 *Musical Number with Jesse Jetski Johnson*
- Playful musical interlude featuring Jesse Jetski Johnson with a kazoo.
- Banter about potential performances and involvement in Ian's special.
- Light-hearted interaction with musical elements and laughter.
41:37 🧨 *Light-Hearted Chaos and Pranks*
- Playful chaos with the use of props, including a fake rat.
- Discussion about playing with fire and creative chaos.
- Light-hearted pranks, including hitting each other with props.
43:02 🤣 *Comedy Crush and Celebrity Encounter*
- Ian's admiration for comedian Chris D'Elia as a comedy crush.
- Humorous recounting of a brief encounter with Vince Vaughn, expressing attraction.
- Playful and exaggerated expressions of admiration for Vince Vaughn.
47:08 🤣 *Dating and Relationship Banter*
- Discussion about dating experiences and challenges.
- Mention of not wanting to date a comedian or a fan.
- Humorous anecdotes about Santino's buttocks picture and Instagram verification.
51:12 🍎 *Apple Eating and Childhood Stories*
- Banter about eating apple cores and the consequences.
- Childhood stories, including a prank involving non-apple goo.
- Playful arguments about whether certain actions are acceptable.
53:20 🧀 *Cheese Misunderstanding*
- Humorous confusion about cheese being mistaken for a snack.
- Playful banter and comedic exchange about food items.
- Light-hearted moments discussing snacks and misunderstandings.
55:55 🍄 *Psychedelics and Altered States*
- Jessie's experience with DMT and the difficulty of describing the trip.
- Ian's encounter with acid and the perceived permanent change.
- Light-hearted banter about the effects of different substances.
01:01:15 😂 *Playful Arguments and IQ Test*
- Playful arguments between Ian and Jessie about various topics.
- Impromptu IQ test and banter about intelligence.
- Light-hearted teasing and joking throughout the conversation.
01:07:48 🃏 *Cardology Discussion*
- The hosts engage in a playful conversation about cardology.
- Cardology involves assigning personality traits based on birthdates.
- Jordan humorously identifies Ian's card and interprets its characteristics.
01:09:18 🎤 *Stand-up Comedy and Comedy Store*
- Discussion about stand-up comedy experiences.
- Mention of Ian getting passed at The Comedy Store.
- Excitement about working out at The Comedy Store and the anticipation of having the name on the wall.
01:10:28 🏢 *Favorite Comedy Club - Hilarities*
- Hilarities in Cleveland is mentioned as the favorite comedy club.
- Mention of the unique feature - a baseball bat.
- Expressing excitement about performing at Hilarities.
01:10:56 🎥 *Creating Promo Videos*
- Discussing the idea of creating promo videos inspired by popular characters.
- Specific mention of a Breaking Bad-themed promo.
- Exploring the possibility of creating more videos in a similar style.
01:11:52 🚀 *Jesse-themed Promo Ideas*
- Brainstorming various Jesse-themed promo ideas.
- Mention of different TV shows and characters named Jesse.
- Humorous suggestions for incorporating the name Jesse into promotional content.
01:15:32 🎶 *Theme Song and Banter*
- Brief discussion about the show's theme song by The Lumineers.
- Light banter and playful exchange of remarks among the hosts.
- A humorous attempt at creating personalized show plugs with comedic flair.
01:17:03 🌍 *Stand-up Comedy Tour Plugs*
- Both comedians share information about their upcoming stand-up shows.
- Jordan plugs her website and headlining shows starting in February.
- Ian plugs his upcoming shows in various locations, encouraging people to check his website for tickets.
01:18:01 🌐 *Multiple Tour Locations*
- Quick mentions of the diverse locations for upcoming comedy shows.
- Both comedians promote their respective websites for ticket information.
- Playful banter about the timing of promotional discussions in the episode.
Made with HARPA AI
Jordan is a she
I’m having a good time, but I’m super on edge 😂
such a good pod
"Chicken poked" is definitely going to be in my vocabulary now.
Having a terrible day and just the intro shined a little light on my day. Thanks guys!
Hope your day got better, Nate. Mine did. God bless you sir.
Keep yer chin up, dawg. I'm rootin' for ya 🤜
Same, definitely one of my fav intros. Tiger belly, this past weekend are decent too. Also, support in those comments is wholesome. You guys rock!
Love this group support in the chat! Hope everyone’s havin a good day and glad we can help turn frowns upside down 🤗🤗💕
Appreciate you guys!!!!! Thank you!!!
Sensitive Subject and Tough Topic are I&J's new nicknames
Lmao
“I’m having a lot of fun, but I’m on edge” hahaha this episode was bananas and I couldn’t love it more
The chaos is SO strong here that I had to pause the ep yesterday and start again today.
What a nice treat for a Wednesday morning
Enjoy!
Tis exactly what I said to myself when I saw this!
Jetski a real one for putting them onto Tower of Power
Jessie thought Bad Friends was a giggle fest
Jessie learns what it's like to laugh until she repeatedly can't catch her breath
Out here buzzed and crackin up while wrapping presents for the kids 😆 The energy and weird chemistry was on another level! Best pod episode i've heard in a while
I love y’all so much, I love juice too but I needed this podcast this morning so thank u ❤
well i got here and ian offered me a knife and some pills LMFAO
when Jordan roasts Ian, the podcast turns into "Bein' Mean" (pronounced ME-IN....bein me-in...) 😅
Ian needs it, tbf 🤣
To whoever is editing this: nice job. It really adds another level of funny. *thumb up*
Just discovered this pod today fervishly searching UA-cam for any and all Jordan content-- I've binged 4 episodes already and won't stop till I've seen them all!! This should hold me over a week 😂
I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND ENJOY THIS ONE VROOM VROOM
Jetski brought back all my kill bill memories with that slide whistle 😂
The energy of this podcast is just the GOD DAMN BEST.
My favorite donkey and hobgoblin are back yet again
Been of fan of jetski since early kill Tony days, love that she's blowing up
I recently stumbled upon this podcast (after seeing a hilarious set by Jordan) and I just need to say out loud that this podcast has brought me so much joy. I'm in a bit of a rough spot in life right now, and you guys are always able to turn my day around and get me laughing.
Thank you, Ian and Jordan. I hope y'all keep blowing up. ❤
Called in sick this morning and now I get to enjoy this ❤lub u Jordan ❤
Got so excited seeing jetski was on here! Great guest
Jordan confusing Samuel l Jackson and forest Whittaker had me in stitches 😂
Well we are a couple days from the end of the year and you guys just dropped the funniest comedy Podcast of the year by a long shot! Juicy jetski Jessie Jehovah Johnson is the PERFECT guest tor Ian and Jordan!
Jessie is the comedy sunshine that we all need in our lives ❤🎉
“Sore subject”? Love you guys
Ian is honestly the funniest and most genuine comedian, love the man!
Ive only seen a couple eps of this podcast, but the editor went hard with the reaction cut aways😂
Ian and Jordan physically assaulting each other and Jetski just staring blankly was genius.
I’m Excited for this episode!
Jet ski is awesome
Jordan is awesome and Ian is a wild man and is also awesome! You guys are hilarious!
this episode had me crying tears of laughter on the subway like a mentally unwell person.
Welcome to the club!
🤪🖤
I hear Dr Phil can help with that
Confused my family bc they heard me screaming “SORE SUBJECT” alone in a room
Wow I’ve never heard anyone ever use that saying, but I assume there’s slight variations depending on where you live.
Hell yeah! Now we need to get the Bad Friend, Andrew Santino and the whole crew will be completed. Thanks for the upload guys🤟
I finally realized that Jordan and Ian are my podcast friends when I got to 44:38. I love being friends with you guys and talking every day!!!
THE JUICE IS LOOSE IN NYC!!!!
Love the juice, is the sound off for anyone else?
Yeah a bit but not too bad
Was that the kill Bill music Jetski was playing? when Jordan and Ian were having a cane battle lmao
You've GOT to have Jessie back on, with her trumpet, sometime. And just her general Jessie-ness. This is the best vibe I've seen on this podcast. She just balances out Ian and Jordan so well.
this is the first ep of this podcast i watched and i am not disappointed. never clicked subscribe so fast
MUCH respect to the show! Never miss an episode & y’all bring the HEAT each time out. 🫡💯
This might be my second favorite Episode, pig at a funeral coming first. Love all three of you!
IAN i am 38 with down syndrime, for christmas can you tell santa i want to be a ghostbuster like you ian
Yes put the note under your moms pillow she will give it to Santa
omg the perfect +1 for this duo
Love how Jordan confused Samuel Jackson with Forest Whittaker (in full confidence) and no one caught it. Very on brand, keep it up guys! 😂😂
this episode is a representation of my last three brain cells having a conversation
Oh dang firing on all cylinders today. Hilarious 😂
Forehead solo 😂
In these trying times, yall made me laugh until I couldn't breathe. Thanks
58:02 this whole interaction has me dying....from the stuttering to the jetski cut 😂😂
Jetski: I like my brain
Jordan and Ian: 🧐
I've watched this episode 5 times now and I die laughing every time 😂 Then I went and binged older episodes. Jordan and Ian and soulmates whether platonic or not and every guest on the pod knows it too!
Clicked on this before YMH today. That means a lot. Loved yall
😱😱🤗🤗😍😍
I stopped watching YMH a while ago. They're just going through the motions. These guys are what comedy podcast should be!
No
Jordan needs to do all the adverts from now on shes so cute
Dude, 42:00 - 42:20 at 0.25 speed is the best shit you'll hear all week.
Gd it wtf, I laughed so hard so many times 😂
Where are you performing in Vegas?! Can’t seem to find that info on your sites
“The fury?” 😂😂😂
The Clash has ties to reggae via Paul Simonon who grew up in counsel estates with Jamaican neighbors and the fact that Jamaicans were often running the sound system at London clubs during punk shows. That's close to ska, but no cigar.
exactly, reggae/dub influence. and rancid isnt ska haha
PINK LADY APPLES!!! I wait all of autumn/winter for these, they are the sour patch kids of apples.
The first episode I have seen, and with jetski, needless to say, I am a new subscriber
Woohoo!
and you three are pod gold. Totally potential for a new pod. Love it
Definitely someone who would vibe well with these 2 im not surprised this was a good one.
Highly recommend watching the salvia video again, the convo reminded me that I hadn't seen it in forever and it was a riot still
I love you all. Jetski you deserve all the good things coming you way! ❤❤❤
Definitely check Jetski out if she comes to your town. Great podcast!
I love these three together, need more of Jetski on the pod.
JESSIE BEEN THAT GIRL STILL THAT GIRL JETSKI JOHNSON
Anyone else get alternate universe “Bad Friends” vibes as Jetski watches Ian and Jordan bickering like Bobby and Andrew but in a 70’s basement??? 😅😂🤣 Hilarious episode 🎉😂
I absolutely loved this episode 😂😂😂 Ian was killin me 😂.
WHEN JETSKI SAYS FORK!!!!!!! 😂 She’s my favorite.
Juicy is the GOAT!
There's SO MANY QUOTABLE QUOTES ON THIS DAMN EPISODE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jetski keeps saying this a tough city. She means Jordan’s intimidating
My face hurts from laughing. Love you guys!!!! So so much!
Jetski volunteering for a shift in the psych ward 😂
50:32 😂😂😂 Thank you for giving me this coping mechanism 😅😅😅
Love Juicy on Bad friends, such a genuine, funny person! 🙌🏽
Two beautiful angels and Ian
SKA OR NAH has to be a segment in the pod now lmao
this podcast brings me so much joy
Jordan's a true talent, hilarious in any state: depressed, manic, medicated, heart-broken, gas, solid
😂😂😂
A national treasure !
'I do resist it. I resist it right now.' - Jordan.. Kicks phone hahaha
Ian is +200% like always, Jordan depressed like shit... What a combo 😂😂😂
Great ep! Jetski is getting funnier and funnier as her confidence grows!
Jetski is one of my favorites
JUICY!!!! So pumped to watch this
That tune Jetski spit out during the kane battle will have me humming till I figure it out now 🫠
Juicy is the best! She brings great energy all the time ❤