Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 073: Lady King W/ Jessie Jetski Johnson
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Jordan and Jetski are the exact opposite in terms of personality but still both hilarious! Love to see it
And their chemistry is beyond amazing!
Juicy Jestki Johnson is so real and legit, she's always herself and so funny. A breath of fresh air honestly.
She's the best!
The funniest women in the biz imo
She gives me premonitions of being the coolest Grandma 😎
In other words you have a crush on her…Since when does bing quiet and giggling equate to real and legit?
Does that mean people who are loud and wild like Ian are fake?
These fuckers are crazy 😂
jetski acted how people act when I show them this podcast
How did you comment on this video four days ago if it came out today
Hahaha
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😂😂
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Three iconic women of comedy! Christmas has come early! Oh boy!
😅☝🏻
😂😅
Jetski playing that Kill Bill song during the cane stand off was fucking hilarious, feel like that one flew over their heads.
Came here to say this... "Twisted Nerve" Bernard Herrman.... most underrated moment of the episode 💯
Ian entering his “I’m the joker” arc is terrifying
@dafunkbacktodapunk909better as penguin lol
Jetskis laugh makes me happy
IAN i am 38 with down syndrime, for christmas can you tell santa i want to be a ghostbuster like you ian
Yes put the note under your moms pillow she will give it to Santa
The medicated glaze over Jordan's eyes is life goals 💯
😅
It’s fun how much fun you’re all having (jordens having a blast even though she’s not; better than wallowing at home and obsessing about how much everything sucks)
Sensitive Subject and Tough Topic are I&J's new nicknames
Lmao
when Jordan roasts Ian, the podcast turns into "Bein' Mean" (pronounced ME-IN....bein me-in...) 😅
Ian needs it, tbf 🤣
Jessie thought Bad Friends was a giggle fest
Jessie learns what it's like to laugh until she repeatedly can't catch her breath
Jetski is so adorable. More collabs with bad friends and this show would be stellar.
Why am this attracted to Jordan? I'm scared
I’m having a good time, but I’m super on edge 😂
such a good pod
well i got here and ian offered me a knife and some pills LMFAO
I love y’all so much, I love juice too but I needed this podcast this morning so thank u ❤
"Chicken poked" is definitely going to be in my vocabulary now.
THE JUICE IS LOOSE IN NYC!!!!
Juicy is the GOAT!
What a nice treat for a Wednesday morning
Enjoy!
Tis exactly what I said to myself when I saw this!
Wrong, its sore subject or touchy subject 😂😂😂... I was waiting no one got it
JESSIE BEEN THAT GIRL STILL THAT GIRL JETSKI JOHNSON
"Im having a great time,but I am on edge"
Quite literally the best way to describe this podcast,and being around Ian and Jordan in general
this episode had me crying tears of laughter on the subway like a mentally unwell person.
Welcome to the club!
🤪🖤
I hear Dr Phil can help with that
Jetski is the PERFECT guest for this pod. Great ep!!
To whoever is editing this: nice job. It really adds another level of funny. *thumb up*
Hell yeah! Now we need to get the Bad Friend, Andrew Santino and the whole crew will be completed. Thanks for the upload guys🤟
I think it's a sore subject 😂
Having a terrible day and just the intro shined a little light on my day. Thanks guys!
Hope your day got better, Nate. Mine did. God bless you sir.
Keep yer chin up, dawg. I'm rootin' for ya 🤜
Same, definitely one of my fav intros. Tiger belly, this past weekend are decent too. Also, support in those comments is wholesome. You guys rock!
Love this group support in the chat! Hope everyone’s havin a good day and glad we can help turn frowns upside down 🤗🤗💕
Appreciate you guys!!!!! Thank you!!!
Honeycrisp is #1. I’ll die on this hill
Love these people, but the lack of focus from Ian and Jordan made me realize that my doctor lied to me when he diagnosed me with ADHD.
Jetski a real one for putting them onto Tower of Power
My favorite donkey and hobgoblin are back yet again
Confused my family bc they heard me screaming “SORE SUBJECT” alone in a room
Wow I’ve never heard anyone ever use that saying, but I assume there’s slight variations depending on where you live.
Yo calling out other people you work with that you are actively attracted to them isn’t the smartest thing to do…..they are your co workers technically Jordy girl
Juicy is the best! She brings great energy all the time ❤
I CANT WAIT TO GET HOME AND ENJOY THIS ONE VROOM VROOM
Dude, 42:00 - 42:20 at 0.25 speed is the best shit you'll hear all week.
Gd it wtf, I laughed so hard so many times 😂
Been of fan of jetski since early kill Tony days, love that she's blowing up
The Clash has ties to reggae via Paul Simonon who grew up in counsel estates with Jamaican neighbors and the fact that Jamaicans were often running the sound system at London clubs during punk shows. That's close to ska, but no cigar.
exactly, reggae/dub influence. and rancid isnt ska haha
🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation:
00:00 🛣️ *Introduction and Upcoming Shows*
- Jordan shares his upcoming travel schedule and stand-up shows in various cities.
- Mention of places like Providence, St. Petersburg, Nashville, Chicago, San Diego, and more.
02:05 📚 *Introduction to Guest and Book*
- Introduction of the guest, Jessie Jetski Johnson, who wrote a book called "On Perks, Facebook, and Volunteering."
- Banter about Mike Rainey and confusion about authors.
03:01 🎺 *Trumpet Jam Session*
- Playful interaction with Jessie attempting to play songs on a trumpet.
- Mention of various songs, including Super Mario theme and songs by The Clash.
11:07 🚗 *Favorite Mode of Travel*
- Discussion about favorite modes of travel, with Jessie expressing love for Uber.
- Banter about Uber being fast but expensive.
13:15 🌞 *Favorite Month and Gemini Traits*
- Jessie's favorite month revealed as June, and discussion about being a Gemini.
- Banter about Gemini traits, being Too Faced, and people's perceptions.
19:10 🚆 *Favorite City*
- Banter about favorite cities and Jessie expressing fondness for Uber.
- Mention of an amusing incident involving someone on the train.
23:33 🌿 *Salvia Experiences*
- Discussion about the effects of salvia, a psychoactive plant.
- Shared experiences of a couple tripping on salvia, emphasizing the intensity.
- Mention of personal experiences with salvia, including selling it at a smoke shop.
32:16 🍽️ *Factor Meals Advertisement*
- Promotion of Factor Meals, a ready-to-eat meal delivery service.
- Highlighting the convenience of Chef-prepared, dietitian-approved meals.
- Mention of a personal favorite meal and a discount code for viewers.
34:16 🔐 *ExpressVPN Advertisement*
- Advertisement for ExpressVPN focusing on internet privacy and security.
- Emphasis on the speed and reliability of ExpressVPN for streaming and browsing.
- Mention of a special holiday offer for viewers.
36:53 👑 *Lady King Card Reading*
- Discussion about a card reading referring to "Lady King" as a spiritual archetype.
- Attributes associated with Lady King: spiritual awakening, strong personality, financial expertise.
- Reference to famous individuals born on the same date, adding a humorous touch.
40:47 🎶 *Musical Number with Jesse Jetski Johnson*
- Playful musical interlude featuring Jesse Jetski Johnson with a kazoo.
- Banter about potential performances and involvement in Ian's special.
- Light-hearted interaction with musical elements and laughter.
41:37 🧨 *Light-Hearted Chaos and Pranks*
- Playful chaos with the use of props, including a fake rat.
- Discussion about playing with fire and creative chaos.
- Light-hearted pranks, including hitting each other with props.
43:02 🤣 *Comedy Crush and Celebrity Encounter*
- Ian's admiration for comedian Chris D'Elia as a comedy crush.
- Humorous recounting of a brief encounter with Vince Vaughn, expressing attraction.
- Playful and exaggerated expressions of admiration for Vince Vaughn.
47:08 🤣 *Dating and Relationship Banter*
- Discussion about dating experiences and challenges.
- Mention of not wanting to date a comedian or a fan.
- Humorous anecdotes about Santino's buttocks picture and Instagram verification.
51:12 🍎 *Apple Eating and Childhood Stories*
- Banter about eating apple cores and the consequences.
- Childhood stories, including a prank involving non-apple goo.
- Playful arguments about whether certain actions are acceptable.
53:20 🧀 *Cheese Misunderstanding*
- Humorous confusion about cheese being mistaken for a snack.
- Playful banter and comedic exchange about food items.
- Light-hearted moments discussing snacks and misunderstandings.
55:55 🍄 *Psychedelics and Altered States*
- Jessie's experience with DMT and the difficulty of describing the trip.
- Ian's encounter with acid and the perceived permanent change.
- Light-hearted banter about the effects of different substances.
01:01:15 😂 *Playful Arguments and IQ Test*
- Playful arguments between Ian and Jessie about various topics.
- Impromptu IQ test and banter about intelligence.
- Light-hearted teasing and joking throughout the conversation.
01:07:48 🃏 *Cardology Discussion*
- The hosts engage in a playful conversation about cardology.
- Cardology involves assigning personality traits based on birthdates.
- Jordan humorously identifies Ian's card and interprets its characteristics.
01:09:18 🎤 *Stand-up Comedy and Comedy Store*
- Discussion about stand-up comedy experiences.
- Mention of Ian getting passed at The Comedy Store.
- Excitement about working out at The Comedy Store and the anticipation of having the name on the wall.
01:10:28 🏢 *Favorite Comedy Club - Hilarities*
- Hilarities in Cleveland is mentioned as the favorite comedy club.
- Mention of the unique feature - a baseball bat.
- Expressing excitement about performing at Hilarities.
01:10:56 🎥 *Creating Promo Videos*
- Discussing the idea of creating promo videos inspired by popular characters.
- Specific mention of a Breaking Bad-themed promo.
- Exploring the possibility of creating more videos in a similar style.
01:11:52 🚀 *Jesse-themed Promo Ideas*
- Brainstorming various Jesse-themed promo ideas.
- Mention of different TV shows and characters named Jesse.
- Humorous suggestions for incorporating the name Jesse into promotional content.
01:15:32 🎶 *Theme Song and Banter*
- Brief discussion about the show's theme song by The Lumineers.
- Light banter and playful exchange of remarks among the hosts.
- A humorous attempt at creating personalized show plugs with comedic flair.
01:17:03 🌍 *Stand-up Comedy Tour Plugs*
- Both comedians share information about their upcoming stand-up shows.
- Jordan plugs her website and headlining shows starting in February.
- Ian plugs his upcoming shows in various locations, encouraging people to check his website for tickets.
01:18:01 🌐 *Multiple Tour Locations*
- Quick mentions of the diverse locations for upcoming comedy shows.
- Both comedians promote their respective websites for ticket information.
- Playful banter about the timing of promotional discussions in the episode.
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Jordan is a she
Jordan is a gorgeous Tom Petty.
“I’m having a lot of fun, but I’m on edge” hahaha this episode was bananas and I couldn’t love it more
The chaos is SO strong here that I had to pause the ep yesterday and start again today.
1:12:51 wow ian got real butt hurt here…
Jetski brought back all my kill bill memories with that slide whistle 😂
Have you ever listened to I drink bleach 😂😂😂 ian is so fucking funny
Ive only seen a couple eps of this podcast, but the editor went hard with the reaction cut aways😂
Ian and Jordan physically assaulting each other and Jetski just staring blankly was genius.
this episode is a representation of my last three brain cells having a conversation
Forehead solo 😂
Ian should play the penguin in a batman movie..
“It could be worse. I could be bleeding from the p3nis.”
Damn that girl does ...jetski...just doesn't have it... not funny ever ....not once...please never have her again
I feel like low key Ian and Jordan are in love. They give two shits about talking to the guests lol
Got so excited seeing jetski was on here! Great guest
Is it me or Jordan is a pa pa pa pa pa piece!
There's SO MANY QUOTABLE QUOTES ON THIS DAMN EPISODE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
jordan was describing Sam L. Jackson... noooooot Forest Whitaker aka Ghost Dog
This ep should've been named Bein' Juicy Jordan Jessie Jetski Jensen Johnson... with Ian. Meow
Effexor had an effext on me as a teenager but as a married 38 yr old adult, it made me a Robot to Feeling and emotions, i didnt even care about my wife. Great for working but terrible for a relationship let alone my 20 yr old marriage. Long story short, i stopped it and became a man on my own will instead of relying of Garbage pharmaceutical companies.
Jetski keeps saying this a tough city. She means Jordan’s intimidating
Jetski is one of my favorites
Jessie is the comedy sunshine that we all need in our lives ❤🎉
I sort of like the pod's cast.
I just can't handle listening to the podcast for mor than 10 minutes at a time. It burns my brain.
“Dealing with a breakup” 🙄 always…..
Juicy! Juicy! Juicy! Juicy!
😂 more Kazoo offs please 🙏🏾
slide whistle*
Being a guest on this podcast is just watching your mom and dad fighting again and seeing which guest had a traumatic childhood
The first episode I have seen, and with jetski, needless to say, I am a new subscriber
Woohoo!
Came here for Ian but falling in luv with Jordan. Jetski is such a beautiful soul 🕊✨.
Still hard for Ian though….
JUICY!!!! So pumped to watch this
shout out to Mario and Luigi in the beginning
Jetski is beautiful
Hello this is my first time watching this podcast and all I have to say is wow I am confused.
His tiny little low butt❤
Of course Ian does the gay version of toight or noight
Let’s play ska or nah
Shout out to the, "little boy with the headphones on", for not making my ADHD go insanely furious with the chewing on the mic. Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear headphones. Tip my hat to you, sir!
Wow, Ian said the only guys he likes in LA are Bobby and Andrew and he just left out Jeremiah!!! 🙁
Jeskis thicc 🤤
I’d watch a grouchy Jordan and trying to be happy jjet ski all day,
Mad luv for u guys but it irks my minddd u call that a TASER bcus it is NOT a taser. It's merely a STUN GUN. My receipt: I've been tased while being arrested many years ago....yous are def not tasing yourselves, lol
It's only a taser if it's from the Taser region of france
SKA OR NAH has to be a segment in the pod now lmao
“kinda want to date” come on Juicy, 😪 we need that Jetski love too pretty mama
Anybody who has ACTUALLY seen Pinky and the Brain would know that Ian definitely is Pinky... Letting the Brain think they're smarter
Oh dang firing on all cylinders today. Hilarious 😂
Hell yea Team Gemini’s over here Juicy and Jordan 👏🏻 on my white girl astronomy shit
The energy of this podcast is just the GOD DAMN BEST.
Jetski volunteering for a shift in the psych ward 😂
Jordan, what’s good? Let me have a chance 😁
“Sore subject”? Love you guys
Out here buzzed and crackin up while wrapping presents for the kids 😆 The energy and weird chemistry was on another level! Best pod episode i've heard in a while
Isn't the Toy Story girl named Jessie?
This the type of podcast you cant listen to when your wife is asleep. The talking/shouting ratio is unpredictable.
just take finasteride Ian, it saved my hair
I’ve never heard anyone say “disconcerning” in my life 😂 wtf
😂😂😂😂
This is Jetski abuse and I stand against it
😂😂😂
This is the epitome of three people with adhd hanging out
Jordan confusing Samuel l Jackson and forest Whittaker had me in stitches 😂