THE NORMANS TAKE JERUSALEM!? - CK2 THE CONQUEROR ACHIEVEMENT RUN!
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
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THE NORMANS TAKE JERUSALEM?! YES! And the rest of Europe too! An EMPIRE? A SAINT? A worthy HEIR to the THRONE! All of this, and much more, in this epic continuation of The Conqueror Series!
Join me, Koifish, as I try to complete one of the RAREST achievements in the game, The Conqueror! An achievement that has us transforming our vikings into Normans, and then into Englishmen! Truly a great challenge!
This is the fourth video out of 6, with an EPIC Crusader Kings 2 game that spans almost 400 years, full of legendary warriors, saints and secretive sneaky snakes!
Will Koifish be able to complete the Achievement? Will the Vikings be able to take over England? Will they stand the test of time? Find out in this video!
I'm playing with all the DLC, including the latest (and greatest): CK2 Holy Fury! Holy Fury just adds so much good stuff to the game!
I'm also super excited for the new and upcoming Crusader Kings 3! Paradox, Please give early access!
#CrusaderKings2 #CK2 #Koifish
*THE GRAND FINALE TO THE CONQUEROR SAGA IS GETTING VERY CLOSE!*
*IMPORTANT* I will need some cool volunteers for my next video, so join the discord for a chance to feature in one of my videos!
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What’s your outro song called
Maybe the real Jerusalem was the friends we made along the way!
@Bog Danoff No
"He's a Saint!?" intensifies
but he do be a SAAAAAAAAAINTT????
Saint is a cultural norm invented to promote patriarchy
@@ABAlphaBeta Why did you feel the need to say that? Just keep your opinions out of it. (Just to be clear, i am an atheist, and thus do obviously not believe in saints, but nobody asked about your opinion)
@@rubenleejohnsen2037 It's a joke mate, I know Koifish, chill
@@ABAlphaBeta iS a cUlTuRaL nOrM ... BLABLABLA
Didn't expect to hear a medieval ''Pumped up kicks''
Glad I wasn't the only one holy moly
What timestamp?
@@Vempori 2:13
@@takasu9246 thanks Hahahha
Does Bruno Mars is Saint?
This new Game of Thrones episode looks cool...
See, that revolt happened in York cuz of what you said about their overlord Spiff. We call it the Yorkshire Tea revolt.
Oi mate! We are seeing wot u made here. Don't we?
13:28 the medieval koffin dance music
oh my god 😂😂😂
It fits SO well :D
Jerusalem = Dave
Crusader Jerusalem = The Cooler Dave
4:37 Literally everyone after replaying a one-year-old save game.
"We need to wait until 1200 so we can create englishman"
I feel that's offensive to my culture
@@ABAlphaBeta I see you're commenting stupid shit everywhere on this video.
@@rubenleejohnsen2037 I see you have literally nothing better to do :)
@@ABAlphaBeta Well you obviously don't either.
No. Don't. We need to do anything to stop the Englishmen from happening, it is the worst thing to happen in our timeline.
Koifish just casually creating Rome 2 but bigger, better, and with more pyramids
hmm a pandemic causes koifish to stay at home and put out more content.we should close the gates more often.
Nah man, Sweden has no lockdown. This is me dropkicking my depression >:D
Koifish sweden cant close ikea we wouldnt survive
@@Koifish no i know you the news wont shut up about it. you great work bro keep it up in your time were here as a community.
Medieval pumped up kicks returns
It's just such a jam!
He's going to make his heir an Emperor of China before he becomes english
Damn finally i loved this seriers and its getting more
Very good! :D
we’re gonna need a recap of all the other achievements you earned by accident through this series 😳
😂 I think Paradox was inspired by The Oregon Trail series. Everybody keeps pooing themselves to death. 3:12
these borders are very clean
@17:00 you could just feel the Creamy Sheev vibes from Koi Boi, slap an "Unlimited Power!" up there and there you have it
I wish I could give this series 1000 likes each episode, because by Emperor Jesus you deserve them God-King Koifish!!
You should try going from the first year in the game to the last oh and make one of your children the pope
"Yeesus" counter for this episode: 19
What do you need to create good Englishman in Ck2?
Bit of tea and Jesus forskin.
Very very cool 🤙🏽
Holy shit Koifie thanks for playing this! That's how I found out about this game and man it's fun as hell!
13:28 coffin dance lul
“Jesus that’s a decently sized town, but there all fighting it’s like Liverpool” 😂😂
I still miss Ms. Koifish cooking porridge in the background.
2 Jerusalem? It would be confused when they call another crusade!!
"It is time for the biggest war you've ever seen. Go outside and you can see the armies."
I can't even see the Atlantic ocean from here let alone Silesia.
I like the medieval pumped up kicks
Step 1: mix normans and anglo-saxons
Step 2: acquire T E A
Step 3: *R U L E B R I T A N N I A*
The pumped up kicks, yes.
The bardcore music really enhances the viewing experience
KOIFISH, YOU UPLOADED TWICE IN 4 DAYS????? YOU UTTER MADMAN!
I love the song he put when he sees a jew
Whats that song called, anyway?
@@4orks976 I believe it is Tradition (or whatever that song is called), the main "theme tune", if you will, of The Fiddler on the Roof.
Using Medieval Pumped Up Kicks and Halo theme...
Koifish is a true gamer.
You sound like The Big Japaleno-man ;)
Do you ever heard the story of the two Jerusalems ? no, then son i will tell you the story ...
I love how you have hundreds of plots running against you. You might just put Stalin to shame.
Achievement: "The Conqueror"
Koifish: OK.
*Proceeds to conquer every land in the world except last parts of Brittany*
Achievement: But you need only Brittany...
Koifish: If it's named "Conqueror" i'm going to conquer!
You need England, not Brittany.
The main Jewish district of Paris is called Le Marais also known as "The Marsh".
THEY FUCKING DID IN FICTION AND REALITY
You still doing bannerlord play through
TRADITON!!!🎶
If jerusalem was so great why isnt there a jerusalem 2. Oh there is?
I'm so proud that you make my culture great again
This Episode in a nutshell: ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!!!
All hail koifish the "koiqueror"
Get it? Conqueror.......koiqueror............
Ill see myself out.
I guess William the Conqueror would have eventually conquered all of Europe if his kids were just more competent.
Fun Fact : there's actually a jew "district" in Paris called "Le Sentier".
that feel when I don't get notified about the video
Spain: Man is it good to be an Islamic state!
Reconquista: 5:09
5:08 loool
"Mashallah come here", lost my shit at that
Like the background music, excelent choice.
Forking heck koifish
I love this autro so much
damh i love this serius så skynda på med den för i helvete koifish
It's funny that I'm living currently in Stettin, or in polish, Szczecin haha
@koifish please port this game to EU4 when you can
Yes Villejuif is an actual city, and we say the scale of Villejuif as a scale of cringeness
Is that Duel of the Fates I hear?
When he fights papcy (16:51), right? It reminds me of something, but I can't guess. I was thinking this is Dark Forces soundtrack.
Viking-Asians taking over the world.
Was there another secret Achievement he was going for?
Might have gotten some Chinese generals married into his dynasty.
Still the best ck2 videos i watch
Arch Bishop KoiBoi of the Jesus Foreskin Cathedral approves of this video
Marvelous!
Bloody Amazing
When are you going to upload more bannerlord campaign
When you were conquering bavaria did you just make a goddamn reference of OPB
The fate of the norms
Was to rule!
Gee Koifish, why does the Pope let you have TWO Jerusalems?
Yay, Koifish :D
Man I missed the Koifish content
IS A SAINT
So, after this, would you do a Roman Empire campaign?
It's a cool place Villejuif lol
How is the whole world not in a defence pact against Koifish? Is threating turned off???
off
Koifish, pleace, give us the medieval version of the song you use for whenever you died in this video pleace, pretty pleace... we need it... for study reasons
Astronomia medieval version
Whattup Koifish, Where di daily Battanian viedos go?
i love you koifish
When we'll see how this ends?
Did he really just say Middle eastern europe
Where is CK3
Which game is this and where can i find it
Yes
Making feudal Venice instead of merchant makes me want to puke
Edit: for your meme information you get tax from the forts in the burial site of a saint
9:42 ,music ?
Joscelin is a man's name >:(
Dope
stetin
When are you going to play CK3?
One question, i hope you will answer that:
How are you not threating, i cannot see that mark or did you just disabled popup of that?
I believe defensive pacts can’t be turned off without disabling Ironman mode
You might as well just start making rome now.
Omg how did you expand so fast as a Christian?! Is it because you’re fighting claim wars as emperor and gaining kingdoms? I have tried using claims but they always just take over and rule independently
If you fight for your vassal's claim on a kingdom, the kingdom can become part of your realm. If the vassal is already king-tier. Then his primary title doesn't change and he stays your vassal.
Why don't you try to form the Holy Roman Empire at this point?
Just form the Roman Empire
U r doing this campaing from like 5 months
I did not like the moment when you disrespected me
Form Rome.
YEEEEEE