I apologize for the video's sound being so low. I have tried messing with the editor, and I can't seem to find a setting relating to sound. Just turn your volume all the way up, but if you still can't hear it, I added captions to it! I hope that helps, and also thanks for all the love on this video! It means a lot! 😘
@@phosis5072 now thatssssss probably your problem. Try even getting something like Adobe Premier Rush on your phone for free. I use regular Adobe stuff on my laptop mostly so I’m not sure to much of exactly what you can use with Rush on your phone but I would not be too surprised if you could adjust audio
Well in context Peter was angry about something (don’t remember what), and that’s why he responded the way he did. But still, who DOES start a conversation like that?
@@thereccher8746 yeah fr, I remember old episodes when he wasn't really friends with Brian, but he didnt talk shit to him and act like an ass all the time. Brian was also a lot less annoying in those episodes though so I guess it's kinda justified
The fact that Peter said "I just sat down" as his reasoning for not wanting to hear out his good friend implies that he would be more than willing to converse about the matter, granted he had more time to rest beforehand.
@@homosexualgayming9706 I never got why Freud coined that as the phrase for being in love with your mother. Do you know what Oedipus did after he found out he fucked his mom? He gouged out his eyes and KILLED HIMSELF.
It depends for me. More often than not I like the bleeping because it just sounds funnier to me. Especially when it is a lot of bleeps and it sounds like morse code or one long bleep that sounds like a person flatlining. Don't get me wrong, uncensored can sound funny too, but I think I like the censoring because you'd never hear it in normal conversation.
The way quagmire says “geez what’s your problem Peter” indicates that this is one of the more tame conversations that they’ve had which is a funny and scary thought
Why’s everyone acting like Peter suddenly developed morals? He said _“who _*_starts_*_ a conversation like that”_ and not _“who _*_asks_*_ something like that.”_ If he hadn’t just sat down and wasn’t in a bad mood, he’d be totally fine talking about it.
I mean yeah, he's been friends with Quagmire for a while, so if it had been a bit further into conversation and eased into, it might have been fine to talk about, but starting the conversation with that is the social equivalent of getting kicked in the face as you get out of bed
Yeah, and Quagmire follows up with "geez, what the hell's your problem?" implying that Peter would normally have no problem answering that question even as the start of a conversation.
@@Shadowdoc26 I'd like to point out that Peter is objecting to STARTING the conversation that way, not that the conversation ITSELF was objectionable........
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Peter Griffin knew when his friend took it too far. He didn’t go on with a conversation he didn’t feel comfortable talking about. He told his friend what’s wrong with his statement and stopped the conversation. Be more like Peter Griffin.
The funniest part for me is that Family Guy is surprisingly lighter with the swearing than you'd expect, so when they do swear it has so much more of a punch
@@yoshiking6027 they made a game out of it and would throw babies from buildings into the spears and bayonets. This was mostly in China during the Second Sino Japanese War. They’d also send back chopped off heads of enemies as trophies.
"Deadpool, Wolvorine, and some other super heros can't get circumsided. Since it will heal back" "Who the fjck starts a conversation like that. I just sat down!"
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I apologize for the video's sound being so low. I have tried messing with the editor, and I can't seem to find a setting relating to sound. Just turn your volume all the way up, but if you still can't hear it, I added captions to it! I hope that helps, and also thanks for all the love on this video! It means a lot! 😘
What editor software
@@masewero543 I didn't use any editing software for this, I found the clip and uploaded it to UA-cam.
@@phosis5072 now thatssssss probably your problem. Try even getting something like Adobe Premier Rush on your phone for free. I use regular Adobe stuff on my laptop mostly so I’m not sure to much of exactly what you can use with Rush on your phone but I would not be too surprised if you could adjust audio
@@masewero543 I appreciate it. Thanks!
It is OK. I forgive you. Thank you for apologizing. :).
The most rational statement ever said by Peter Griffin.
For once, Peter is the one who is being rational.
True dat
Watch the cutaway with him giving his phone number to Consuela. Smartest I’ve ever seen Peter besides the Most Interesting man episode
Whats the season and episode number of it
@@TheUnamedOne832 The consuela phone number episode is S9E9- “And I’m Joyce Kinney” and then where he’s really smart is S12E17
I like how quagmire follows with “geez, what’s your problem, peter?” Like that wasn’t the most appropriate response
Well in context Peter was angry about something (don’t remember what), and that’s why he responded the way he did. But still, who DOES start a conversation like that?
@@TravisBroski who partakes in a conversation like that, should be the question
@@edwardgyan9749 Friends do lol
Quagmire has turned into such a miserable douche ever since he started hating on Brian. I miss old charming horndog Quagmire.
@@thereccher8746 yeah fr, I remember old episodes when he wasn't really friends with Brian, but he didnt talk shit to him and act like an ass all the time. Brian was also a lot less annoying in those episodes though so I guess it's kinda justified
The fact that Peter said "I just sat down" as his reasoning for not wanting to hear out his good friend implies that he would be more than willing to converse about the matter, granted he had more time to rest beforehand.
I think it’s less about the rest and more about needing a few beers before he’s ready for that level of strange 🤣
@@hypercactus6489 this guy gets it lmao
Right lol 😂
Bruh you really went high school English discussion on that
@@kingpen5866 Real and true.
When a random person tells you the news of Chris Chan:
googling her was the biggest mistake of my life, and I've been warned by many beforehand
They could make a reference of this situation on Family Guy sometime ngl
@@megamindsfreshmintycum *him
I personally prefer "When Tommy Wisaue asks you how your sex life is, in a coffee shop"
@@megamindsfreshmintycum >her
he’s asking that as if he hasn’t been friends with the guy for damn near 30 years
30, 40, 50, ... 100 years, Peter’s response was mild compared to how most would (or FUCKING should) respond.
Who else but
In some storylines he hasn't
Yeah the poor bastard is only looking for support from his best friend.
While i'm definitely not as gross as Quagmire, i have certainly started conversations with weird sexual questions in the past...
Even Peter's concerned holy crap
Even though he has the IQ Homer Simpson
If peter wasn't in the bad mood at that time he'll just probably stare at him
@@namelophum and then would talk about it
@@kossur10 no his iq is lower than homer but also funner
Yet he’s supposed to be an airhead🧠🚫
I like how peter sounds genuinely mad hearing this
you know you have to rethink your life when peter griffin is being the reasonable one
On his defense, when he said that it was because he was still sober to do that conversation
Everything about this conversation seems like something you'd hear in real life.
Who tf asks shit like this unironically?
@@Shanepex Teenagers
@@irishboyrants8086 have you met a teenager?
@@kingjb554 I am one.
@@irishboyrants8086 so you've actually heard someone ask if they've accidentally jacked off over their mother?
Sigmund Freud: *starts sweating nervously*
What was it? The opedious complex I believe? Something along those lines
@@homosexualgayming9706 I never got why Freud coined that as the phrase for being in love with your mother. Do you know what Oedipus did after he found out he fucked his mom? He gouged out his eyes and KILLED HIMSELF.
Chris chan: o h s h i t
No just.....no
@@K4RN4GE911 And he didn't even know she was his mother until afterwards...
It is a haunting day when Peter is the voice of reason in the room.
I think what caught me off guard the most here was the word "accidentally."
probably the funniest line in the show
There are a ton of funny ones, but this is an easy top 10.
👀
Facts
Next to “who wants chowder?”
For me the best is the godfather one
Family guy uncensored is so much better 🤣🤣
FUCK YES.
Sometime the sensor is funny. I particularly think Peter falling down the stairs with all the "beep beep beep beep" is hilarious.
It depends for me. More often than not I like the bleeping because it just sounds funnier to me. Especially when it is a lot of bleeps and it sounds like morse code or one long bleep that sounds like a person flatlining. Don't get me wrong, uncensored can sound funny too, but I think I like the censoring because you'd never hear it in normal conversation.
Nah the beeps make is sound more funny
Fuck yeah
The way quagmire says “geez what’s your problem Peter” indicates that this is one of the more tame conversations that they’ve had which is a funny and scary thought
Chris chan starting a convo:
Why’s everyone acting like Peter suddenly developed morals? He said _“who _*_starts_*_ a conversation like that”_ and not _“who _*_asks_*_ something like that.”_ If he hadn’t just sat down and wasn’t in a bad mood, he’d be totally fine talking about it.
I mean yeah, he's been friends with Quagmire for a while, so if it had been a bit further into conversation and eased into, it might have been fine to talk about, but starting the conversation with that is the social equivalent of getting kicked in the face as you get out of bed
And people occasionally make sexual jokes to friends all the time (well not Quagmire since he does it (24/7) so of course he’d be good with it
thats easily my favorite part of the joke, it's so good
@@lovelovemiraclesunsetgirl It’s a nice joke to be sure, but my point is that most guys in these comments are giving him too much credit.
Yeah, and Quagmire follows up with "geez, what the hell's your problem?" implying that Peter would normally have no problem answering that question even as the start of a conversation.
You just gotta love Peters immediate reaction to that mess Quagmire is talking about 😂
@@Shadowdoc26 I'd like to point out that Peter is objecting to STARTING the conversation that way, not that the conversation ITSELF was objectionable........
I think Peter' problem isn't the question, it's that Quagmire initiated the conversation with it
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@@AxxLAfriku If you hate those that hate others, wouldn't that mean that you also hate yourself?🤔
I lol'd actually 😂
I like how quagmire says “hey” as if he didn’t have peters full attention.
Chris Chan: *nervous sweating*
oh my thank you so much for posting an uncensored version of this in high quality
No problem! Sorry about the sound though.
I found another silvagunner parody.
Will I subscribe? HELL YEAH!!
The way peter says "FUCK" is too good.
His an idiot but he has a heart.
FWUACK
In spite of all those children he murdered, there’s a heart somewhere.
big🧢
He has an idiot?
@@LowBallin who?
Chris-chan....
Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
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Peter Griffin knew when his friend took it too far. He didn’t go on with a conversation he didn’t feel comfortable talking about. He told his friend what’s wrong with his statement and stopped the conversation.
Be more like Peter Griffin.
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@@alltheworldswonders4926 Thank You
No don’t be like him he is a terrible person
The bird is the word.
@@alltheworldswonders4926 The more you know!
I laughed hard on how rationale and genuinely mad peter was
Yeah I don’t think that word means what you probably think it means
The way Peter said that line sounded so fucking legitimate.
Chris Chan:
You know it’s bad when peter is rational about it
.. Yeah. I gotta agree with peter
What can you say he’s quagmire
Giggity
@@jimmynucklehead3070 fair enough but still. thats one hell of a starter
@@hachimyers9719 Still Peter does worse
I agree with Quagmire
Chris Chan
peter, a being with supposedly the IQ of a belligerent turtle actually has a decent point here
The fact that this is uncensored is the best part
And Quagmire responds with whats the matter with you, as if Peter's reaction wasn't warranted. 😂
The funniest part for me is that Family Guy is surprisingly lighter with the swearing than you'd expect, so when they do swear it has so much more of a punch
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
0:04
"There are no accidents" ~ Master Oogway
No
@@moistywoisty well yes but actually no
Shifu: Yes, I know. You've said that.....twice.
@@BlazeHeartPanther well that was no accident either
@@mikehunt4503 Shifu: (Looks to the side) Thrice
i'm obsessed with this line
im obsessed with Diana
@@TactileTherapy Contrary to your name, that wasn’t very tactile
@ Kyle S. I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
@@jjgalletta66 I know I was trying to be funni
I'm obsessed with moms
chris chan:
If you know you know.
I wouldn't want to hear this as a conversation starter but once he said that to me I would want to know more about how he "accidentally" did it
I have seen the face of god and it was square
@@kalashtrivedi4327 is that reference to meatcanyon Minecraft video
Best guess: He didn't know it was his mom until later.
@@AgentRene703 its been 2 weeks Rene 😒
Probably found pictures of his mother when she was young and didn't know she was his mother and jacked to her and then found out it was his mother lol
The most rational thing Peter has ever said was saved perfectly for this moment
“Seriously?! Right in front of my beer??”
finally, someone else who has as much trouble starting conversations as i do...
@@MPeaches1958 i meant just generally talking to people, not flirting
lol
😂😂😂
How i imagine Chris Chan when he attempts to interact with another human.
Chris Chan sucks but you shouldn't misgender her. She's still a female, no matter how terrible she is.
@@danteghazizadeh1656 please tell me this is ironic humor.
@@danteghazizadeh1656 No he's not. He lied about being trans to get attention. Actual trans people are repulsed by him.
this is, without a doubt, one of my absolute favorite family guy quotes.
This is honestly one of my favorite family guy quotes!
Im sorry but
Chris chan
We all know why you're here
chris chan
So Quagmire is Chris-Chan here?
The memes made me think that he said something cursed in the original but this is far more cursed than what I expected
Marty mcfly in back to the future
"Who the F*ck stars conversation like that, I just sat down"
- Peter Said Calmly
Chris-Chan enters the room
The slight holding of the F sends me for some reason
Peter forgot he was in family guy for a minute.
The best part is the implication that his question would be fine later on into the evening
thats like the most normal thing he ever said
Trust me, everyone will agree with *Peter* about this conversation.
Now *that* is were Peter draws the line 😂🤣
"What are your pronouns?"
0:04
“Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?”
“Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!”
You know you're messed up when Peter Griffin is the voice of reason
First off: what the f, quagmire?
Second: yes.💀
Ayo-
Chris Chan be like
Quagmire afterwards: "Geez, what's your problem Peter?"
And he's the bad guy in this situation?
To be fair, Peter really should know him by now
To be fair, that conversation would be weird no matter when he started it
The answer is quagmire, he starts conversations like that...
I busted out laughing 🤣
Peter's reaction was gold.
With a good set up to it🤣🤣
The weird thing about Family Guy I'm finding is that it's kind of a comedic masterpiece if you just take clips out of context
I was in the living room with my whole family and realised my wireless headphones weren’t connected 😂 😭
After watching family giy on adult swim for so long it feels so unnatural to hear them so swears with censors
“hello Peter”
“Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down”
"Did you know every year, 150 people die from Coconuts?"
0:04
I kid you not, this was literally a conversation I had with a mate. Me being Peter in this scenario.
0:04 The most rational thing Peter has ever said in his lifetime.
One of the few funny and rational things Peter as ever said since season 5
Name of episode?
@@diocooler256 no idea I don’t keep track of the episode names just the seasons
Quagmire. Aptly named.
I've been Quagmire a couple of times when starting convos. Lots of awkward silences.
Thats why we say them after starting the convo
0:04 people’s reaction when I tell them the Japanese used to throw babies into bamboo spears and bayonets during WW2
I’m sorry, WHAT?
@@yoshiking6027 they made a game out of it and would throw babies from buildings into the spears and bayonets. This was mostly in China during the Second Sino Japanese War. They’d also send back chopped off heads of enemies as trophies.
@@TheNorthie lol
Hits so much harder uncensored lol
It's funny that "Young pictures" could either mean the pictures of his mom's younger version or the newest pictures!
"Deadpool, Wolvorine, and some other super heros can't get circumsided. Since it will heal back"
"Who the fjck starts a conversation like that. I just sat down!"
i like how he says “i just sat down” as if he sat down earlier he wouldve been fine with what quagmire said
Jojo part 2 be like
How can you possibly do that accidentally
That's actually the first time I can recall Peter saying something smart.
I thought the title was just for context, didn't think it's an actual line!
That one friend on discord at 3 am
chris chan in a nutshell
I'm always laughing at Peter's reaction 😂😅
Knowing quagmire's dad adds a LOT of weight to this
This will never stop being funny
Peter never said he didn't 👀
"accidentally" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "accidentally"!?
Yeah he knew exactly what he was doing.
Also, how young did he mean by "young"?
Edit: I don't remember commenting this but it's hilarious lol
Lana Rhodes' son everytime he gets on xbox live
This is literally 90% of what the homies and I talk about. Just random, weird and disgusting topics. And we say it at the most inconvenient moments.
@Shitcommenter You've got a good point.
If Peter is the most rational one, than we got a problem