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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  5 років тому +492

    This is a BIG project for a little shed but thats not stopped me before, keep your notifications on so you don't miss the next videos.OFFICIAL Colin Furze SAFETY TIES NOW AVAILABLE www.colinfurzeshop.com Channel Members can See the first TEST DRIVE NOW become a member for only 99p ua-cam.com/channels/p68_FLety0O-n9QU6phsgw.htmljoin

    • @anderstaranger2039
      @anderstaranger2039 5 років тому +5

      Plasma cutter without safety glasses? 🙈

    • @paulchaplin73
      @paulchaplin73 5 років тому +4

      I am currently working on an R/C tiger II tank. Nothing at all as impressive as your effort, sir!

    • @jacobwarkentin2156
      @jacobwarkentin2156 5 років тому +3

      colinfurze this is the entire reason I first came to your channel. Hoping that one day you would be crazy enough to build a tank. I am very exited to see the next step.

    • @adammenneer3826
      @adammenneer3826 5 років тому +1

      Tiger Tank

    • @abubardewa939
      @abubardewa939 5 років тому

      Where you fro. Mate ?

  • @li8ning453
    @li8ning453 5 років тому +2154

    Colin furze- has a bunker, real weapons, handheld grappling hooks , flamethrowers and now a tank. This man will be one of the only people to survive a zombie apocalypse without a scratch.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +596

      if I don't I did something really stupid

    • @gilmarsousa5943
      @gilmarsousa5943 5 років тому +71

      @@colinfurze probaly try to make a jet powered zombie

    • @thebaldingsparrow5392
      @thebaldingsparrow5392 5 років тому +9

      Actual Batman!

    • @WikterRor2807
      @WikterRor2807 5 років тому +2

      Well ...tank

    • @li8ning453
      @li8ning453 5 років тому +47

      Lmao what am I thinking? He'll probably be the cause for the apocalypse in the first place!

  • @7td914
    @7td914 5 років тому +440

    I love how he plays chill music when building a tank but rock when doing anything else

    • @thereborne5219
      @thereborne5219 5 років тому +12

      It's for valentine

    • @7td914
      @7td914 5 років тому +4

      TheReborne oh yea that makes cents

    • @hughchapman5319
      @hughchapman5319 5 років тому +1

      nicely mellow this build so far eh

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 5 років тому +9

      @7td9 - I'm pretty sure his videos make more than cents.

    • @kennethkustren9381
      @kennethkustren9381 5 років тому +1

      shhhh ... its his Safe Space... a refuge in Peace and Serenity, Security.

  • @zamnodorszk7898
    @zamnodorszk7898 5 років тому +1511

    Next: World of Warships sponsors Colin to build an aircraft carrier.

    • @paulmichaelfreedman8334
      @paulmichaelfreedman8334 5 років тому +19

      He already built a full size tie fighter and small scale of an AT-AT

    • @pleiades250
      @pleiades250 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @Smudge-GB
      @Smudge-GB 5 років тому +21

      Zam Nodorszk imagine what the neighbours would think seeing an aircraft carrier parked in the back garden

    • @MetalheadAndNerd
      @MetalheadAndNerd 5 років тому +6

      Or StarTrek Online needs a real life ship.

    • @novodkagohome9508
      @novodkagohome9508 5 років тому +2

      ... for Belarus

  • @Colopty
    @Colopty 5 років тому +336

    "People always said I should make a nuke for 10 million subscribers"
    This is the most terrifying foreshadowing I've ever heard.

    • @EkremK97
      @EkremK97 5 років тому +3

      Don't worry, it will be a firework nuke of course!

    • @goldenwolf2462
      @goldenwolf2462 5 років тому +2

      I can imagine a firework nuke with 1,000,000 rockets inside of it

    • @riderstrano783
      @riderstrano783 5 років тому +2

      I heard it at 10 minute subscribers

    • @ethanbartolic2213
      @ethanbartolic2213 5 років тому +3

      That’s how Brexit will be settled

    • @FallenShadowNinja
      @FallenShadowNinja 5 років тому +1

      He might hit 10 mil before this tank project is over. 9 Mil + 10 Mil subscriber special: Fireworks Nuke

  • @thatrealba
    @thatrealba 5 років тому +338

    I like to imagine this is how DaVinci acted when he was talking to people about his projects.

    • @gabrielmccrea7030
      @gabrielmccrea7030 5 років тому +9

      Oh where has DaVinci gone? Hes over here and hes knocked it over

  • @camerongray7767
    @camerongray7767 5 років тому +572

    I love how Colin is just chillin on the side of UA-cam, doing his own thing, amazing content, extremely talented, and videos that never disappoint. Awesome

    • @ColinRichardson
      @ColinRichardson 5 років тому +2

      You spelt Colin wrong.

    • @camerongray7767
      @camerongray7767 5 років тому +3

      Colin Richardson ty

    • @BrandonBrawlStars
      @BrandonBrawlStars 5 років тому +1

      a 2018 og Christmas rank 20 unmaxed no skin bull playing solo showdown. i guess i'm not the only person that plays bs and watches colin

    • @TooFarJohn
      @TooFarJohn 5 років тому +11

      @James Smith Yeah! what an absolute disgrace, Colin should just make videos for us to watch for free he doesn't need to provide for his family. See how silly that sounds?

    • @jaiden051
      @jaiden051 3 роки тому

      He's actually turning youtube up to 11

  • @valerio230
    @valerio230 5 років тому +597

    Every time he roles the machine to fold the metal he gets exited how easy it is to move

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +114

      to right

    • @Trillineatus
      @Trillineatus 5 років тому +19

      The best inventions are the ones that make life easy 8)

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 5 років тому +3

      @@colinfurze *too
      ??

    • @zumbazumba1
      @zumbazumba1 5 років тому +1

      @@colinfurze Colin ,the spiral on that thing needs to have taper ending ,not square like a wood screw tip ,also cone,and taper spiral at both ends if you want to go in reverse.

    • @zumbazumba1
      @zumbazumba1 5 років тому +1

      @@colinfurze Also weld some triangle supports on spiral ,that sheet metal is not going to hold radial and axial weight without it.

  • @whoopsydaisy6389
    @whoopsydaisy6389 5 років тому +376

    If you put "Perfectly round square cylinder" - Colin Furze" on a shirt I would buy it.

    • @theicebolt4361
      @theicebolt4361 5 років тому +5

      perfectly square round cylinder - 2020 clangers

    • @leoforster7222
      @leoforster7222 5 років тому +4

      So would i

    • @boredom1000
      @boredom1000 5 років тому +3

      that's a legit math term, though.

    • @whoopsydaisy6389
      @whoopsydaisy6389 5 років тому

      @@boredom1000 Would that phrase be considered a concept or the expression of it though? I have no idea how to look it up to see if there's a copyright or not.

    • @boredom1000
      @boredom1000 5 років тому +1

      ​@@whoopsydaisy6389 Google "circular right cylinder". Then "square" is interchangeable with "right", he's using it to refer to the angle of the up/down dimension compared to base plane. It does seem a little silly because just "square cylinder" would get you a shape like square tube pipe. It's down to the context

  • @smileysatanson3404
    @smileysatanson3404 5 років тому +125

    i swear if he wants to make a missile no one will ever question him they just see it as an normal monday afternoon

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 5 років тому +15

      *BOOM*
      neighbor wife: "What was that, dear?"
      neighbor husband: "Probably just Colin, next door, making another UA-cam video. Must have his safety tie on - he didn't even break any of our windows, this time. Don't worry, love, he'll be bored with his new toy in a couple of days, and all will be back to normal again."
      neighbor wife: "Yes, dear … until the next time some foolish git posts a comment starting with, 'It would be really cool if Colin could make a ...' . "

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 5 років тому

      @@paulhollier6382 exactly

  • @blakekrongaard9001
    @blakekrongaard9001 5 років тому +1282

    Colin: I'll make a nuke a 10 million subscribers.
    Me: Scrolls down to look at subscriber count with both joy and fear, mainly fear.

  • @ik790s9
    @ik790s9 5 років тому +75

    What everyone takes from this video: Homemade screw tank
    What I take from this video: TUBE GIVES BIRTH TO MAN!

  • @goldygoat5807
    @goldygoat5807 5 років тому +112

    You know what just blew my fkn' mind ? The fact that he thought about the lenght of the tube to be his arm lenght so that he can screw them together.
    Frickin genius

    • @insert_name_here
      @insert_name_here 5 років тому +3

      Holy crap i just realised that too..

    • @ninjafruitchilled
      @ninjafruitchilled 5 років тому +9

      He's built a lot of stuff, knows that you gotta plan how to be able to actually put the thing together.

    • @tncorgi92
      @tncorgi92 5 років тому +10

      Yeah, after making the mistake of not checking first, you tend to remember on subsequent projects.

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 5 років тому +2

      Yes, he totally didn't screw up first, and those shots were totally filmed in the order they appear in the final edit. ;)

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 5 років тому

      That one is called experience.

  • @lolonoazoro420
    @lolonoazoro420 5 років тому +189

    Honestly surprised that Crossout wasn't the sponsor of this considering they actually have screw wheels in their game

    • @XxMeatShakexX
      @XxMeatShakexX 5 років тому +5

      Legit clicked after seeing the thumbnail expecting that. Disappointed I didn't get a certain ad lmao.

    • @omikensf5567
      @omikensf5567 5 років тому +3

      I was wondering if I will find any comment about Crossout. I am not disappointed.

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 5 років тому +4

      My thoughts exactly. I also think Crossout is a much better game too.

    • @parjacpar3077
      @parjacpar3077 5 років тому +2

      Cant stand world of tanks as it is so repetitive and boring

    • @geyotepilkington2892
      @geyotepilkington2892 5 років тому +2

      @@Miraak0Konahrik World of tanks is ass lmao

  • @beinghappy1312
    @beinghappy1312 5 років тому +48

    After losing his arm to a freak pulse engine explosion, Colin fashioned himself a new arm made entirely out of tube and he became Robofurze

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
    @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 5 років тому +297

    Colin: "We are going to make a screw tank!"
    US Military: Furious note taking.

    • @OldCurmudgeon3DP
      @OldCurmudgeon3DP 5 років тому +3

      I remember B&W history videos about these designs. Curious to see how @colinfurze fairs with his.

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 5 років тому +2

      This type of "thread" is used for slums, mud, ice and water ... he just needs 2 boats as a body and on the top he cam have a spud launcher as primary with detachable bottom for reload and an airsoft machinegun on top and he has a tank.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091 5 років тому +2

      @Agostino Matteucci
      ua-cam.com/video/vX1cyJH02eU/v-deo.html
      Well.. actually

    • @zumbazumba1
      @zumbazumba1 5 років тому

      @Agostino Matteucci It can go reverse -you need 2 cones one on each end and spiral needs to have taper endings on both sides.

    • @randyeller8139
      @randyeller8139 5 років тому +1

      The Russians had a drive like this in the 50s, which they swiped from a Fordson tractor special equipment package from 100 years ago. Never understood why more weren’t made.

  • @kyleking6101
    @kyleking6101 5 років тому +92

    6:15 “what else can you use that for?!”
    No one say missiles. He’s got enough weaponry already and is now building a tank. He’s dangerous enough as it is😂😂

  • @Rakun7274
    @Rakun7274 5 років тому +8

    Hacksmith: power loader, Allen pan: plasma sword, colin: TANK!!!!

  • @dhawthorne1634
    @dhawthorne1634 5 років тому +193

    This drive system is particularly good in sand and snow.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +81

      yeah I'm looking forward to taking it in some proper sloppy mud etc

    • @danmcv1002
      @danmcv1002 5 років тому +4

      Furze take it to a steep hill or something

    • @pseudomemes5267
      @pseudomemes5267 5 років тому +7

      Hmmmmmm Russia and the Middle east?

    • @georgobergfell
      @georgobergfell 5 років тому

      will it be able to swim?

    • @danmcv1002
      @danmcv1002 5 років тому

      @@georgobergfell I don't think so

  • @adamcreed3166
    @adamcreed3166 5 років тому +38

    The "See you next Tuesday" song made me chuckle, nice touch haha !

    • @timmillington5849
      @timmillington5849 5 років тому

      plot32.bandcamp.com/album/plot-32-singles-collection

  • @Zequax
    @Zequax 5 років тому +44

    might want to test this on the beach as this kind of ''driving'' is best used on soft ground

    • @jahagkagau6061
      @jahagkagau6061 5 років тому +2

      Needs more likes

    • @andrewmicas4327
      @andrewmicas4327 5 років тому +2

      They made a similar design on scrap heat challenge, think it was on water ??

    • @1944GPW
      @1944GPW 5 років тому +1

      Colin is building a mini version of the Chrysler Marsh Screw Amphibian: ua-cam.com/video/lmY6xFGLr6Y/v-deo.html

  • @alexj7403
    @alexj7403 5 років тому +144

    This tank needs to fire thermite rounds like the ones his gun shot but bigger

    • @forwardsky4716
      @forwardsky4716 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @harrison298
      @harrison298 5 років тому

      The Mongolian Death Worm (it's a real worm that spits acid)

  • @doodlesir1210
    @doodlesir1210 5 років тому +52

    6:33 best safety gloves I’ve ever seen

  • @malevolantangel9483
    @malevolantangel9483 5 років тому +1

    Honestly probably the best incorporation of a sponsor I’ve ever seen on UA-cam!

  • @Adahop
    @Adahop 5 років тому +106

    12:25 "Desiged by Colin Furze"
    It kinda fits actually. 😛

    • @JZStudiosonline
      @JZStudiosonline 5 років тому +5

      Get outta here Adahop! Don't you have editing to do?

    • @goodsous
      @goodsous 5 років тому +1

      I hope you're on a lunch break, or I'm telling Neebs on you.

    • @Adahop
      @Adahop 5 років тому +1

      Errybody always tellin on me. 😭

    • @BrenoLuna
      @BrenoLuna 5 років тому +1

      Sadly, the helping fellow gets no credit 😋

  • @lastfastplant6166
    @lastfastplant6166 5 років тому +341

    I noticed you weren’t playing any rock music this time is everything OK

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +202

      well its a longer video/project n sometimes you just got to take it easy lol

    • @registratoreprimo9778
      @registratoreprimo9778 5 років тому +59

      @@colinfurze I liked the music in this one, probably more than the other videos. Great hob on the screws

    • @danmcv1002
      @danmcv1002 5 років тому +14

      I liked the music

    • @nolan122
      @nolan122 5 років тому +14

      colinfurze Colin keep up the good music. Half the time I add the songs

    • @G40s_WW
      @G40s_WW 5 років тому +7

      @@registratoreprimo9778 the rock music just adds to the furz vibe

  • @henryatkinson1479
    @henryatkinson1479 5 років тому +99

    The soviets used these things for their forest service. Theyre pretty neat.

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +6

      I find this interesting.

    • @All7777Fever
      @All7777Fever 4 роки тому +7

      I find your reply interesting

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +6

      @@All7777Fever I find you finding my reply interesting to be interesting.

    • @All7777Fever
      @All7777Fever 4 роки тому +4

      @@garethbaus5471 That too is also interesting.

    • @noahparker6075
      @noahparker6075 4 роки тому

      Of course they do

  • @kottbruder8642
    @kottbruder8642 5 років тому +134

    Crossout would have been the right sponsor so far

    • @drachenkeks42
      @drachenkeks42 5 років тому +4

      Right?
      Firestarters are the best!

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 5 років тому +6

      Oohhh I haven't played crossout for a long time, now I want to play it again

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 5 років тому +1

      GOAT GOATERSON same lol

    • @prebenkul
      @prebenkul 5 років тому +4

      yeah, in Crossout, you actually CAN create and drive a screw tank! As long as you grind a lot or pay money to get the parts of course.

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 5 років тому +1

      @@prebenkul is that a new thing?
      I can't remember that

  • @tropicalvikingcreations
    @tropicalvikingcreations 5 років тому +466

    Collin: talking to sponsor. "So does it need to be able to fire anything?"
    Sponser: ".Lol, what. No it doesn't need to fire anything, just have fun with it."
    Collin: "okay i got you... Doesn't need to fire anything just needs to fire things" *wink*
    Sponsor: "What?!"
    A while.later.
    A well dress British man sets entire world on fire with a self made tank and no one can stop him!

    • @caveman6345
      @caveman6345 5 років тому +4

      I'll stick with Christianity but thanks.

    • @Trippyllamacorn7047
      @Trippyllamacorn7047 5 років тому +2

      Where can I convert to this religion?

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 5 років тому +1

      Yes I to will join the tankeans

    • @carlbruschnigjr1757
      @carlbruschnigjr1757 5 років тому +2

      And his underlings call him "Sir" while his superiors call him "M" . . .

    • @ИванИванов-ъ1д6н
      @ИванИванов-ъ1д6н 5 років тому

      OMG! This is a little scary. Is there an engineering problem in the world that Colin Furze cannot solve? 🔨🔧🔩🗜️
      If the earth's axis begins to creak, then I know who needs to be called first 😉

  • @drewpenn7440
    @drewpenn7440 5 років тому +7

    4:04 - I bet in 2019 nobody would've known 2020 would be the year of "perfectly round square true cylinders"

  • @deekshajoshi-yw1pp
    @deekshajoshi-yw1pp 5 років тому +85

    Collin:drives through neighbourhood in a homemade tank
    Le neighbours:honey get the kids inide...the mans out again

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 років тому +3

      *Flashback to that guy who made a homemade tank and drove through houses in his neighbourhood*

  • @321DEATHPUNCH
    @321DEATHPUNCH 5 років тому +22

    "if only it were that simple"
    I heard pain in your voice there, Colin 😂

  • @chazzat7281
    @chazzat7281 5 років тому +22

    World of Tanks: build a TANK
    Colin Furze: I'll build the Shagohod!

    • @VladimirUlianov152
      @VladimirUlianov152 4 роки тому +2

      This is not a shagohod (walker), this is a Shneckohod (screw crawler). For a person who does not speak Russian, the difference in spelling is probably minimal. However, the meaning becomes completely different.

    • @jacksonmiller9331
      @jacksonmiller9331 4 роки тому

      @@VladimirUlianov152 I don’t doubt that, but he’s likely referencing metal gear solid 3. metalgear.fandom.com/wiki/Shagohod

    • @VladimirUlianov152
      @VladimirUlianov152 4 роки тому +2

      @@jacksonmiller9331 Maybe. I refer to a real-life and mass-produced machine;) ua-cam.com/video/RNqQTQemN40/v-deo.html And the name of tank in the MGS was clearly inventing the same "non-Russian-speaking" author)

  • @pogo1027
    @pogo1027 5 років тому +73

    This man has officially gone military grade. It was inevitable

    • @Impetuss
      @Impetuss 5 років тому +1

      Those screws look too weak for the application intended. Depends what kind of "tank" he makes

  • @okgamer9621
    @okgamer9621 5 років тому +31

    UA-camrs: I’m just gonna play the game or advertise it in one of my videos
    Colin: I’m gonna build a tank

  • @ChielusMaximus
    @ChielusMaximus 5 років тому +6

    I couldn't be the only one to go: "METAL GEAR?!?!" That things' going to be a real life Shagohod!

  • @nate68148
    @nate68148 5 років тому +199

    It's the zombie apocalypse. Where do you go? To Colin's house, of course.

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 5 років тому +9

      No way. The shed in the back garden with the hatch.

    • @andreyrumming6842
      @andreyrumming6842 5 років тому +1

      Well, he does have enough experimental weapons to shame the military, an ironman suit, and now a tank

    • @calebreutener870
      @calebreutener870 5 років тому

      Have none of y'all seen demo ranch?

    • @Milamberinx
      @Milamberinx 5 років тому

      @@calebreutener870 what's that? A demonstration of a style of living unique to rural America?

  • @JorisBogaerts
    @JorisBogaerts 5 років тому +96

    The next joker that says "screw you!" might end up in a rather odd situation.

  • @Daggs234
    @Daggs234 5 років тому

    I was a bit skeptical at first, Colin, but I love the idea of using the tape to tell us why you are doing something. Very clear!

  • @davideloewen
    @davideloewen 5 років тому +80

    4:03 "We'll have a perfectly round square..."

    • @WhatAboutTheBee
      @WhatAboutTheBee 5 років тому +19

      You forgot a comma. "We'll have a perfectly round, square...". Meaning, in cross section it will be cylindrical. Longitudinally, the walls will be perpendicular to the base [alternatively: the walls will be parallel to the axis of rotation].

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +42

      yeah think I had a minor stroke at 4.03 lol

    • @WhatAboutTheBee
      @WhatAboutTheBee 5 років тому +2

      Hopefully, you take that in the spirit intended. Colin is accurately describing the constraints of the object. I merely explained the context.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 років тому +1

      That one got me too, David. Was wondering, "... what the hell is a round square cylinder?!" =)

    • @OldCurmudgeon3DP
      @OldCurmudgeon3DP 5 років тому +1

      Not at all like a round-cornered square though.

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 5 років тому +78

    there was a rc toy i used to have that worked like this it was called Tyco Terrain Twister

    • @daylenhigman8680
      @daylenhigman8680 5 років тому +4

      Omg i got that for my 13th birthday
      It was the best

    • @toatywoaty8139
      @toatywoaty8139 5 років тому +3

      didnt it work in water too?

    • @utsuhoreiuji2309
      @utsuhoreiuji2309 5 років тому +4

      @@toatywoaty8139 Yea, it floated on water.

    • @andrewtaggart8732
      @andrewtaggart8732 5 років тому +1

      Maybe it's part of the plan, he did say weight was important

    • @tyberfen5009
      @tyberfen5009 5 років тому

      Yeah, I remember that as well
      Good old times

  • @breadvidz8542
    @breadvidz8542 4 роки тому

    I love the addition of the little notes on little bits and bobs. Like on the angle iron.

  • @Radislav12
    @Radislav12 5 років тому +154

    Why isn't anybody watching it?
    This video is absolutely stunning!

    • @baconwizard
      @baconwizard 5 років тому +24

      4 hours ago, that’s illegal!

    • @steine2543
      @steine2543 5 років тому +6

      Bacon Wizard ikr

    • @puffins6601
      @puffins6601 5 років тому +13

      How is this posted 4 hours ago when the vid only uploaded like a minute ago

    • @andy.m.97
      @andy.m.97 5 років тому +7

      How the f are you 4 hours early
      The vid been out for 2mins

    • @volcanonn5463
      @volcanonn5463 5 років тому +5

      how!!

  • @montyrobins
    @montyrobins 5 років тому +31

    13 years on youtube and hes finally leveled his audio (the music isn't twice as loud as him)

    • @taiyowatt3058
      @taiyowatt3058 5 років тому +2

      Monwey ikr I don’t have to keep adjusting my volume for the building montages

  • @jaredkennedy6576
    @jaredkennedy6576 5 років тому

    Educational as always. That radius jig is nice and simple. I'll have to remember that when I'm building my own turbojet cart.
    One thing I did learn while making steel and aluminum cylinders, though, is if you brake the edge just a bit it'll roll right out to the edge without the flat tail, so less material waste.

  • @quotagious
    @quotagious 5 років тому +14

    Well done to Colin's second set of hands he would be lost without them well done Rick :)

  • @ArchHippy
    @ArchHippy 5 років тому +66

    "TUBE gives birth to MAN!"
    My mother HATES it when I call her that.

  • @Killer-ku8nf
    @Killer-ku8nf 4 роки тому +1

    5:32 that is so creative. I might have to use that technique.

  • @paddygutowski9255
    @paddygutowski9255 5 років тому +53

    Colin: There isn't many of them...
    Me: I wandered why that may be.

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 5 років тому +2

      Because there is only 1 Colin Furze?

    • @JoeMakaFloe
      @JoeMakaFloe 5 років тому +1

      Wonder?

    • @ghostrunner5512
      @ghostrunner5512 5 років тому

      The Russians made one as an all terrain vehicle to operate in Siberia, but I don't think it has any weapons on it. It is for logistics.

  • @realsocialcommentaryy3623
    @realsocialcommentaryy3623 5 років тому +33

    12:25 " Dream't, desiged"
    Not only does Colin create crazy inventions, he also invents words.

    • @NvrchFotia
      @NvrchFotia 5 років тому +3

      Real Social Commentaryy dreamt is the past tense of dream

    • @RFC3514
      @RFC3514 5 років тому +1

      @NO3 - "Dream't", on the other hand, isn't. And neither is "Desiged".

    • @voguefn5582
      @voguefn5582 5 років тому

      Dumbo

  • @JuliaCV9
    @JuliaCV9 4 роки тому +2

    imagine if this guy built a nuke but his neighbours just thought it was a typical day

  • @MetalPcAngel
    @MetalPcAngel 5 років тому +79

    > BUILD A TANK!
    Colin: I built the Shagohod.

  • @poppy5525
    @poppy5525 5 років тому +125

    I'm always expecting to see Colin's face pop up on "Nightmare neighbors, slum landlords" lol.
    Imagine waking up in the morning every day scared to look out of your bedroom window....OMG, what the fcuk is he doing now??!? Lol

    • @brocklievsay8262
      @brocklievsay8262 5 років тому +6

      I would love to see an episode of The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door featuring his neighbours lol. Not sure if the show is still going, but with my luck it would be the one not on youtube, and I can't watch Channel 5 in the US without using a VPN.

    • @luckycat624
      @luckycat624 5 років тому +4

      "Is he- is he building an TANK?"

    • @caseyross6534
      @caseyross6534 5 років тому +4

      So you saying he is a nightmare neighbor? I disagree, seems he be a role model for kids. Plus always in open area for the load fun vids. I love to wake up and get out to see what new and exciting projects he up to

    • @neondynamite4350
      @neondynamite4350 5 років тому +1

      That'd be awesome like the Iron man robot or sum!

    • @poppy5525
      @poppy5525 5 років тому +2

      @@caseyross6534 Are you American by any chance?!
      It was a joke mate. Everyone else seemed to get it, and it doesn't really work if you have to explain it. Lol

  • @SekAustria
    @SekAustria 5 років тому +19

    Nice 😁 i hope theres a new video tomorrow 😂

  • @Wilson637
    @Wilson637 5 років тому +18

    Can you imagine if the police walked in and see colin straddling a missile looking thing 🤣

    • @ChaosMaestro
      @ChaosMaestro 5 років тому +1

      They already nicked him before for installing a flamethrower on his scooter.

    • @Wilson637
      @Wilson637 5 років тому

      @@ChaosMaestro lmao

  • @jordanjensen6954
    @jordanjensen6954 5 років тому +116

    Russian spy satellite command: "is he making a missile?"

  • @avocado-notem421
    @avocado-notem421 5 років тому +2

    8:08 that little arrow made my day!

  • @timotheyxviii6868
    @timotheyxviii6868 5 років тому +127

    every time he turns screws in without his safety tie, I'm scared of his well-being

    • @z4dot996
      @z4dot996 5 років тому +4

      Actually a tie is dangerous it can strangel him

    • @nmspy
      @nmspy 5 років тому +9

      no supkribers no videos but it’s a s a f t e y tie

    • @z4dot996
      @z4dot996 5 років тому

      @@nmspy its more like a fashionable hanging rope technicly

    • @z4dot996
      @z4dot996 5 років тому

      @@MCFan-wl3ii well sorry i forgot a letter O

    • @muhammadal-mateen2900
      @muhammadal-mateen2900 5 років тому +2

      Its okay it might be in his shirt

  • @JZStudiosonline
    @JZStudiosonline 5 років тому +10

    This week Colin channels his inner Sokolov and designs the Shagohod.

  • @thesoupin8or673
    @thesoupin8or673 5 років тому +2

    I really liked the pace of this video! The production quality seemed to be even little more awesome than usual on this one too, although that could be my imagination. I also love the little notes in this one and the next one, and I really enjoy watching you build crazy projects!

  • @ewankirby2602
    @ewankirby2602 5 років тому +12

    I like how his mate is helping so it was just like
    "Hey mate, I'm going to build a tank"
    Puts down magazine
    "Well I guess you'll need some help with that"

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +14

      he's not my dad but cool comment

    • @ewankirby2602
      @ewankirby2602 5 років тому

      @@colinfurze who is he then?

    • @xellisrevilo
      @xellisrevilo 5 років тому +4

      @@ewankirby2602 that's Rick smh

    • @ewankirby2602
      @ewankirby2602 5 років тому

      @@xellisrevilo How do you expect me to know who Rick is?

    • @ghostquartzgrey5639
      @ghostquartzgrey5639 5 років тому +2

      @@ewankirby2602 Rick's an icon on this channel, almost as much as Furze himself

  • @ilikaplayhopscotch
    @ilikaplayhopscotch 5 років тому +18

    10:26 I appreciated the alignment with the music.

    • @JM-it3xu
      @JM-it3xu 5 років тому +1

      Ya u can tell he put quite a bit of effort into doing that, pays off though

  • @zachaa2846
    @zachaa2846 4 роки тому +1

    I thought this was one of those things that dig underground with a giant drill, but definitely not disapointed!

  • @john_john_john
    @john_john_john 5 років тому +28

    Strap a jet engine onto it and call it Shagohod.

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 5 років тому +70

    "A perfectly round square true cylinder"
    *Brain.exe has stopped responding*

  • @jeffcarr392
    @jeffcarr392 5 років тому +5

    4:05 "perfectly round square cylinder" yes Colin, I understand 🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 5 років тому +1

      Any good home shop machinist worth his salt knows what that phrase means. In some circles, it makes perfect sense. (All possible puns definitely intended.)

  • @tordenbob1
    @tordenbob1 5 років тому +29

    When you are done they need to add your tank to the game!

    • @Chappers.Gaming
      @Chappers.Gaming 5 років тому +1

      Maybe for a special event and be the most OP tank for few weeks

    • @jrh5544
      @jrh5544 5 років тому

      Chappers Gaming lol what’s the point that’s pay to win

    • @Chappers.Gaming
      @Chappers.Gaming 5 років тому

      @@jrh5544 not really pay to win if it's a special event, that everyone gets.. no paying involved

  • @W0B0N
    @W0B0N 5 років тому +5

    This 4:35 kinda music fits on your videos WAY better so please keep it!💜

  • @infraviolet
    @infraviolet 5 років тому

    i had an RC screw tank years ago when i was a kid, it makes me pretty happy to see colin make one you can ride

  • @Particulator
    @Particulator 5 років тому +72

    @9:00 "People say I should make a nuke for 10M subs."
    Are we seeing here the germination of an idea?
    hmmm?
    🤤

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 5 років тому +3

      Particulator well, nukes are quite easy in theory.

    • @Volt64bolt
      @Volt64bolt 5 років тому +8

      The hard part is getting the plutonium without the police catching on.

    • @bjornnilsson8496
      @bjornnilsson8496 5 років тому +1

      Dude I read this _EXACTLY_ when he said it. Like not even a millisecond off. 🤯

  • @ggr070
    @ggr070 5 років тому +63

    8:03 “TUBE GIVES BIRTH TO MAN!”

    • @bearbear8693
      @bearbear8693 5 років тому

      Next up it shows on pornhub and the big tube has the small tube goes in be inserted

    • @FishSnackems
      @FishSnackems 5 років тому +2

      @@bearbear8693 are you ok?

  • @coaltowking
    @coaltowking 5 років тому

    I saw this while trying to stay awake at work at 2:30am. I thought, "Hell yeah. Colin will keep me awake with loud punk rock!" That slow song at the beginning killed me.

  • @ethaniel_tweedy
    @ethaniel_tweedy 5 років тому +42

    9:03 - Colin; "People always said I should make a nuke for 10 million subscribers" 😂😂

    • @Firelife3
      @Firelife3 5 років тому +6

      MI6 wants to know Colins location 🙈🙈

    • @ethaniel_tweedy
      @ethaniel_tweedy 5 років тому +1

      @@Firelife3 hahaha 😂

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 5 років тому +2

      The Mini-Nuke in Starship Troopers (1997) ua-cam.com/video/uCpN2xTMJiA/v-deo.html

    • @ethaniel_tweedy
      @ethaniel_tweedy 5 років тому

      @@kameljoe21 great quote 😂 "Nuke em Rico" 💥

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 5 років тому +1

      @@ethaniel_tweedy One of my favorite movies.

  • @derangedchicken2191
    @derangedchicken2191 5 років тому +31

    4:03 and hopefully we'll have a perfectly round square true cylinder. Only Colin can make a round square cylinder... lol

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 5 років тому +7

      Deranged Chicken or , you know, anyone that understands technical terms lol

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 років тому +2

      Square as in both ends square up together it's a 2d plane

    • @derangedchicken2191
      @derangedchicken2191 5 років тому

      @@girlsdrinkfeck um, i'm 46 years old, a qualified boiler maker, a coded welder and i threw in a fitting and turning apprenticeship when i was a pip - at my fathers engineering firm - my father was a great journeyman to me, taught me just about everything i know regarding metal work, any how i digress, but um, i think you get that i was joking... and its square in 3 dimentions to me, it just sounded great, that's all - i think shneaky Colin said it on purpose...

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 років тому

      @@derangedchicken2191 er ok .... BTW can u service my boiler for me ? its now 10 yrs old and near its life cycle

    • @derangedchicken2191
      @derangedchicken2191 5 років тому

      @@girlsdrinkfeck yeah sure, stick it in the post and send it off to me. lol

  • @BrianFrichette
    @BrianFrichette 4 роки тому +1

    I love that Steven Van Zandt has been Colin's partner on this since the beginning.

  • @Felix-ib7ji
    @Felix-ib7ji 5 років тому +28

    Colin then: Gokarts, drift trikes
    Colin now: tank!

  • @caoedit
    @caoedit 5 років тому +119

    UA-cam: The video was uploaded 45 seconds ago.
    Comments: 4 HOURS AGO

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 5 років тому

      How???

    • @drbit7734
      @drbit7734 5 років тому +4

      Members get to see it first i think.

    • @Matty.Hill_87
      @Matty.Hill_87 5 років тому +3

      People who join the channel get early access to videos

    • @gabrosurvival1948
      @gabrosurvival1948 5 років тому

      Look in the best project compilation

    • @fabienneadler2970
      @fabienneadler2970 5 років тому +2

      probably different times zones

  • @Pats-Shed
    @Pats-Shed 5 років тому

    Clever lad, Colin has made them counter-rotating , I was waiting with baited breath hoping that you would get that bit right 👍

  • @chetmcgovern9985
    @chetmcgovern9985 5 років тому +8

    When even building a tank is too boring, Colin Furze builds the Shagohod.

  • @FemboyDullahan
    @FemboyDullahan 5 років тому +35

    it would be funny if they added the finished product into the game as a free tank for the british

    • @michaelarmer256
      @michaelarmer256 5 років тому

      would't put it past them its not like it would better than the other real tanks so it would't break the game

    • @somekindofphoenix7581
      @somekindofphoenix7581 5 років тому

      It would never be free unless it was a tier 3 event tank or part of a marathon

    • @V3ST3R
      @V3ST3R 5 років тому

      Or it could be a secret for subs to Colin. But a secret cause people would sub to him just to get it. And only for a limited time

    • @allenmckinney9533
      @allenmckinney9533 5 років тому

      Call it "the mad Colin". Lol

  • @quinngagliano9597
    @quinngagliano9597 4 роки тому +5

    Hi Colin, I know you will never see this, but you are one of my idols. I want to be an engineer and build crazy projects like you.

    • @pollyg562
      @pollyg562 Рік тому

      how the engineering dream going???? good luck

  • @dockmasterted
    @dockmasterted 5 років тому +11

    You really should motorize your bead roller my friend. (forward, reverse, and foot controlled)

  • @NemoConsequentae
    @NemoConsequentae 5 років тому +22

    9:02 Colin Furze real identity as Wile E. Coyote is revealed!

  • @AbandonedPath
    @AbandonedPath 2 роки тому

    Furze, you're doing what I really wanted to do my whole entire life. Do whatever I really want to when I want to.
    That'd be awesome to achieve someday

  • @DeepakGautamX
    @DeepakGautamX 5 років тому +14

    2:58 Feeling bad for those who missed this project. 😁

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 років тому +9

      it was well worth all the effort I can tell you.

    • @OnefootintheGravy
      @OnefootintheGravy 5 років тому +1

      I still smile every time I see him use his bench mounted metal foldy thing

  • @arash9518
    @arash9518 5 років тому +29

    "General volgin wants to know your location"

  • @KraftMasaroni
    @KraftMasaroni 5 років тому

    This channel has consistently interested me with every video since I subscribed years ago. No other channel has done that. Colin is a beast

  • @LaurencoVaivads
    @LaurencoVaivads 5 років тому +16

    "Its free to win"... So they say... cracked me up

  • @AlecSteele
    @AlecSteele 5 років тому +8

    Awesome!!!!!

  • @vicoactus9246
    @vicoactus9246 4 роки тому

    Colin, not sure if its been mentioned, but if you put a bit of angle up against the two rollers, and wire tie it around the three rollers to hold the angle in there, you can run the throat of the cone (conical) up against the angle and this will guide the throat at the right speed in relation to the outer edge of the cone.
    Hope that makes sense. :)

  • @MeowSkullsFTW
    @MeowSkullsFTW 5 років тому +20

    *This is gonna be a long series....Cant wait to see it when it's done tho*

  • @brandon2076
    @brandon2076 5 років тому +4

    This takes me back to the early 2000's as a kid when all I wanted was the Tyco RC Terrain Twister

    • @ucitymetalhead
      @ucitymetalhead 5 років тому +1

      I was just thinking about that thing but I forgot the name.

  • @CummoArmyAussie
    @CummoArmyAussie 5 років тому

    Colin when rolling cones use a piece of angle upside down in the roller to hold the sheet at the same spot. Saves alot of stuffing around. 40 x 40 should do it

  • @knevik
    @knevik 5 років тому +5

    Today I learned that those bendy rulers actually have a purpose

  • @keatonvandergreft4896
    @keatonvandergreft4896 5 років тому +25

    Colin: What else could you use that for.
    2034 Colin: Starts mass producing metal lamp shades and calls them COLIN CUPS.

    • @bradumusj8622
      @bradumusj8622 5 років тому

      That....or a literal bucket cone piece 😂🤯

  • @n_amesr_emaina_nnonymous1253
    @n_amesr_emaina_nnonymous1253 2 роки тому +1

    I can only imagine how much easier this would have been in the new shop.

  • @ナカ-e7u
    @ナカ-e7u 5 років тому +5

    he's almost to 9 million, get to your apocalypse bunkers boys

  • @TheUncleGoat
    @TheUncleGoat 5 років тому +4

    Oh god our nightmares are becoming real, he’s making a Shagohod from MGS3

  • @mauricioescobedo3354
    @mauricioescobedo3354 4 роки тому

    Just stumbled on the channel for the first time and I can’t stop watching. This guy is amazing!!! Best channel yet. Lol! 👍🏽

  • @kiecogger15
    @kiecogger15 5 років тому +3

    We need to see all the people involved they also need the shoutout