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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  4 роки тому +5811

    Really enjoying this project, sorry its taken awhile but you can see the work thats gone in to it, but next up we need FIRE POWER

  • @gamingputer
    @gamingputer 4 роки тому +233

    This has to be the fastest recommended video by youtube and I don’t regret that

  • @vlad_mr_97
    @vlad_mr_97 4 роки тому +1928

    Episode 100: The tank is finished! [80 tons of tank that goes under water, on water , flies and it's powered by a small nuclear reactor]

    • @Daniel-hf5yp
      @Daniel-hf5yp 4 роки тому +12

      Zka bruh

    • @herothabest6199
      @herothabest6199 4 роки тому +48

      Lol that sounds like something that u would do if u were sponsored by gta

    • @zka2120
      @zka2120 4 роки тому +4

      Say bruh if you gay

    • @SenselessUsername
      @SenselessUsername 4 роки тому +13

      Well, medium-sized reactor.

    • @poodle5421
      @poodle5421 4 роки тому +13

      also travels through time

  • @cbartrip6
    @cbartrip6 4 роки тому +290

    Colin creates cooler stuff than my mind can even imagine.

  • @rosscopeakco1
    @rosscopeakco1 4 роки тому +463

    Things furze can never say to his kids:
    “Put that down before you hurt yourself”
    “Stop acting like a clown”
    “What a silly idea that was”
    “You should really think before you do things”

    • @NicriseTheDistorted
      @NicriseTheDistorted 4 роки тому +23

      Yeah, he'd probably say:" hold on, let me bring my tools..."

    • @maxwellvindman7212
      @maxwellvindman7212 4 роки тому +19

      he should be a teacher, he would be such an awesome physics prof

    • @dsprg
      @dsprg 4 роки тому +9

      @@maxwellvindman7212 there would be more youth interested in physics/engineering, and interacting with their environments...

    • @sahaquiel4640
      @sahaquiel4640 4 роки тому +8

      Nah, he'd definitely say "what a silly idea" then IMMEDIATELY proceed to work on it lmao

    • @noremorsewoodworking2258
      @noremorsewoodworking2258 4 роки тому +1

      He could say: "Do as I say, not as I do".....

  • @MaG5246
    @MaG5246 4 роки тому +256

    When I saw the traces of a tank crawling out of the lake, I thought: If someday a UFO lands on the outskirts of this city, the neighbors will just say "Uh, Colin again."

    • @tyrannosaurus_x
      @tyrannosaurus_x 4 роки тому +15

      "He's gone off and made an UFO the madman."

    • @halohm3130
      @halohm3130 4 роки тому +1

      Lol true

    • @halohm3130
      @halohm3130 4 роки тому +5

      Imagine collins CHILD how will he be

    • @MachtPlays
      @MachtPlays 4 роки тому +8

      MaG5246 legit shit, if a ufo actually landed outside Colin’s town, I would almost guarantee the police would call Colin and make sure it’s not him.

    • @galactickiwi27
      @galactickiwi27 4 роки тому +3

      "I think it might be one of his projects"

  • @radekczop2821
    @radekczop2821 4 роки тому +389

    regular dad: hold the light
    colinfurze: c'mon use your strengh, use your power

  • @pipecleanermaster
    @pipecleanermaster 4 роки тому +156

    What did you do during Quarantine?
    Me: sat around the house all day
    Colin: made a screw tank that is also a boat and soon to be weaponized.
    This world need more people like you Colin, you are an inspiration for us all. You make this world a better place

    • @Yichh
      @Yichh 4 роки тому +3

      Pipe cleaner Master a better place with a screwdriver tank

    • @aaronhpa
      @aaronhpa 4 роки тому +1

      Well, a tank weaponized is not good xD

    • @shom924
      @shom924 4 роки тому +5

      *First you screw your enemies and then you blow them up*

    • @nix4644
      @nix4644 4 роки тому +2

      @@shom924 Preferably in that order...lol

    • @kidicoris9512
      @kidicoris9512 4 роки тому +1

      I mean its technically still quarantine, no cure yet.

  • @seemarathore8076
    @seemarathore8076 4 роки тому +421

    The bunker
    The flamethrower
    The screw tank....
    This guy is seriously preparing for a zombie apocalypse.

    • @JustAPakistaniGamer
      @JustAPakistaniGamer 4 роки тому +8

      colinfurze , jeorg sprave from the slingshot channel and cody from cody's lab are my zombie apocalypse dream team !!!!

    • @plusxz821
      @plusxz821 4 роки тому +3

      He's preparing for crossout

    • @Nicky_Savage
      @Nicky_Savage 4 роки тому +1

      Thermite launcher

    • @panzerfaust412
      @panzerfaust412 4 роки тому +1

      Or a fall out of the world

    • @flipsniper6367
      @flipsniper6367 4 роки тому +2

      @@JustAPakistaniGamer oh and styro pyro

  • @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232
    @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232 4 роки тому +569

    "It's very historical..."
    Shows clip of a Tank jumping, shooting in mid air and getting reckt.
    Yes, very historical.

    • @Frank_havre_creation
      @Frank_havre_creation 4 роки тому +14

      Yup, historical flying tanks!

    • @fartbrosinc.4727
      @fartbrosinc.4727 4 роки тому +12

      Well just the tanks didn’t just jump up in the air they came off of ledges at speed, maybe the ‘shooting in mid air’ part isn’t super accurate but apart from that it is actually fairly historically accurate

    • @joethomas5528
      @joethomas5528 4 роки тому +12

      it actually is historical. that was a russian in their natural environment, driving tanks off jumps and firing.

    • @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232
      @zeprettybrainlessamalgamat7232 4 роки тому +3

      @@joethomas5528 but only after drinking some vodka and some kvass

    • @alejolab
      @alejolab 4 роки тому +9

      Tanks are quite powerful machines. Movies and games actually had to make them slower to appear more real. Here you have a jumping tank firing mid-air ua-cam.com/video/NppABJ9kUV4/v-deo.html

  • @ender9486
    @ender9486 4 роки тому +2120

    I hope his kids realize how cool their dad is.

    • @rhubarbdedubarb4232
      @rhubarbdedubarb4232 4 роки тому +97

      my dad did't make me a turbo scooter when i was little

    • @austea7629
      @austea7629 4 роки тому +68

      I wish I had a dad

    • @jamespotter2843
      @jamespotter2843 4 роки тому +52

      @@austea7629 is he still looking for milk.
      Sorry I made that joke

    • @finnrex3871
      @finnrex3871 4 роки тому +39

      @@austea7629 you can call me daddy

    • @GetloHawking
      @GetloHawking 4 роки тому +15

      Did you see his face? Im pretty sure he’s certain his dad is awesome

  • @morebakeder
    @morebakeder 4 роки тому +280

    I know it's a World of Tanks sponsored video but I still say it looks more like something someone would make playing Crossout

    • @an.ma.2937
      @an.ma.2937 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah, gaijin missed a really nice chance of advertising themselves

    • @admiraldong01
      @admiraldong01 4 роки тому +3

      I love playing crossout (over 3k hours clocked)

    • @Gabriel-he6ih
      @Gabriel-he6ih 4 роки тому +1

      @@admiraldong01 damn, respect.
      Ive got bout 700, but all just wasted on bedlam xD

    • @iamboringvideos6832
      @iamboringvideos6832 4 роки тому +1

      Well it is a game from Russia..so you know

    • @TheMrmilkyway
      @TheMrmilkyway 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @TheDonBro
    @TheDonBro 4 роки тому +171

    Maddest guy alive! Genius 👏

    • @komado173
      @komado173 4 роки тому +8

      Don't you love it when a dead gta v channel that hasn't posted in 2 years comments on a diy channel

    • @pamorr508
      @pamorr508 4 роки тому +4

      @@komado173 yes bro

    • @komado173
      @komado173 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr

    • @edgard142ndofwelshdale7
      @edgard142ndofwelshdale7 3 роки тому

      Mad is certainly the right word
      Not a bad thing tho

  • @CaseyHandmer
    @CaseyHandmer 4 роки тому +631

    Colin's gotta be the only guy who thinks "it won't float, better add more steel".

    • @SCPImmortal-js7sg
      @SCPImmortal-js7sg 4 роки тому +67

      @For fuck Sake Have you? Because that spelling suggests otherwise.

    • @MaxSeidel1
      @MaxSeidel1 4 роки тому +31

      @@SCPImmortal-js7sg He is also wrong.

    • @lih3391
      @lih3391 4 роки тому +26

      @For fuck Sake how do you know how buoyant Colinfurze’s screw tank is? Steel sinks in water and that’s a fact. The volume of water being displaced by an object in water combined with the overall density of the object in water determines if an object will sink or float. To know that “45%+ buoyancy to weight”, you would have to do many measurements on Colinfurze’s screw tank. Unless you’ve done that, you are one of the dumbest 10th graders I *(a 7th grader)* have ever seen.

    • @haagan
      @haagan 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah its big brain time

    • @thatyoutubechannel9953
      @thatyoutubechannel9953 4 роки тому +2

      My guy that's how literally all boats work

  • @PyroYeet
    @PyroYeet 4 роки тому +293

    10:48 'it's very historical"
    *shows EBR flipping over an IS-7*

    • @rexodusde
      @rexodusde 4 роки тому +1

      U mean a IS-7*

    • @biko9824
      @biko9824 4 роки тому +7

      RexoStudios object 277 = is-7

    • @CaptIronfoundersson
      @CaptIronfoundersson 4 роки тому +10

      Colin is just trying to get paid. These kinds of deals include specific ad copy and verbage that has to be used.

    • @m9rsm284
      @m9rsm284 4 роки тому

      Owen McCauley gunna reply before it reads 1 minute ago

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 4 роки тому +1

      Biko - CEO of Bruh Moments Inc. What?!?

  • @owenlee3103
    @owenlee3103 4 роки тому +199

    can we appreciate how he drove it into water knowing it wasn’t going to float, just for that small clip. 👏

    • @steine2543
      @steine2543 4 роки тому +1

      Owen Hesketh stfu eboy

    • @calebmountz4508
      @calebmountz4508 4 роки тому +1

      Steine 25 stfu e girl

    • @mh-60t
      @mh-60t 4 роки тому

      Steine 25 you have Fortnite in your channel banner, shut up

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 4 роки тому +1

      @@mh-60t why did you check out his channel

    • @heyimmitch135
      @heyimmitch135 4 роки тому

      @@thatcooldudeisawesome876 who asked?

  • @tamasgacs3662
    @tamasgacs3662 4 роки тому +122

    Teacher: What did you do the weekend kids?
    Kid 1: I read a comic book
    Kid 2: We went to our gradparents
    Little Furze: My dad built a floating screwtank.

  • @sreetamganguly3204
    @sreetamganguly3204 4 роки тому +334

    Normal people: I think I will buy a car this year.
    Colin: We will improve the centre of gravity, move the seat forward, turn the engine...

  • @maxwellparsons4546B
    @maxwellparsons4546B 4 роки тому +1475

    “Flamethrower And potato guns seem to be the top answers”
    My Brain: flaming potato gun

    • @Urbansprint5100
      @Urbansprint5100 4 роки тому +18

      I was thinking a machine gun that uses screws as ammo. Of course that'd be far to dangerous and the clean up would be a pain.

    • @MrSulen-bi5nu
      @MrSulen-bi5nu 4 роки тому +14

      Is the gun on fire or the potatoes?

    • @niros9667
      @niros9667 4 роки тому +14

      A gun that delivers chips would be amazing tbf...

    • @jacobstep7153
      @jacobstep7153 4 роки тому

      automatic flaming potato gun (and the potato's expoled)

    • @chaser_id
      @chaser_id 4 роки тому +5

      @@MrSulen-bi5nu I think it's shoots fiery potatoes and later it will becomes french fries

  • @somegoofballwhohasinternet7313
    @somegoofballwhohasinternet7313 4 роки тому +123

    “But next up we need more FIREPOWER.” His neighbors: “Oh no.” The Internet: “OH YES!”

  • @OllieTattersall
    @OllieTattersall 4 роки тому +14

    Love this guy, the perfect mix of engineering genius mixed with English eccentricity.

  • @riviere6273
    @riviere6273 4 роки тому +336

    I can only imagine how badly a concrete, asphalt, or stone road will react to that. Damn road will probably cry.

    • @kerradical5422
      @kerradical5422 4 роки тому +58

      Imagine the noise it'd make

    • @NineteenEighty8
      @NineteenEighty8 4 роки тому +15

      @@kerradical5422 I dont even wanna imagine

    • @epica2154
      @epica2154 4 роки тому +18

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @kindahungry2662
      @kindahungry2662 4 роки тому +10

      @@epica2154 krrrrrrrrrr

    • @grand776
      @grand776 4 роки тому +7

      This is when he adds fold out wheels to go on the road or something as mad

  • @vaga4239
    @vaga4239 4 роки тому +636

    "It's very historical" he says as a tank flys through the air like a beach ball.

    • @toddhowardfr
      @toddhowardfr 4 роки тому +20

      look for the bt7 tank jump, tanks are not as sluggish as you might think

    • @athala6244
      @athala6244 4 роки тому +15

      @@toddhowardfr really depends on what tank it is, bt7 is a light tank which can move really fast

    • @chef-dp7hz
      @chef-dp7hz 4 роки тому +11

      Zachary Mundy panzer is just the german word for tank, not any specific tank

    • @toddhowardfr
      @toddhowardfr 4 роки тому +1

      @@athala6244 the ones in the video jumping around are also light tanks

    • @VBoeing
      @VBoeing 4 роки тому +3

      @@toddhowardfr no its this one ua-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/v-deo.html

  • @austineatoybie7144
    @austineatoybie7144 4 роки тому +195

    He is a damn good welder . and you can tell his son is gonna be just like his dad

    • @lewisalmond2942
      @lewisalmond2942 4 роки тому +4

      I swear his sons got more balls than I'll ever have, i was shitting myself for over a week before I touched a welding gun and it was only MIG welding too

    • @i.i.iiii.i.i
      @i.i.iiii.i.i 4 роки тому +4

      @@lewisalmond2942
      I didn't shit myself as I tried TIG welding for the first time but shocked myself a few times cause I'm stupid xD

    • @Muggles87
      @Muggles87 4 роки тому

      @@i.i.iiii.i.i been there, done that, don't want to do it again 🤣

    • @GamingDualities
      @GamingDualities 4 роки тому

      most sons don't have a choice tho. if parent fail then it goes on their children. even if they succed

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 4 роки тому +1

      well somoenes gonna have to take over the channel lol

  • @jules2387
    @jules2387 4 роки тому +202

    hey colin, i'm from germany and the last time i saw something on television from you was a few years ago in the show "tv total". i was aware of your youtube channel and liked it as much as today. the one thing i wanna mention is the way you were treated in front of camera. i don't like stefan raab. he desperately tries to make fun of his guests for fake laughters and i feel so so so sorry for this especially the part where they made fun of your last name. i was so angry that i walked out of the room. i hope your image of germany is not completely ruined. i always thought that they failed so terribly in migrating youtube and new content that people make over the internet into their show. i'm so glad the show was canceled. i love the way you do your videos. the energetic and hyped parts especially. i saw that you tried to transfer this energy into the tv show as well but the people were just idiots and not really the target group for your content.
    it was the nail in the coffin so to speak for me personally to watch german television ever again. it's with a very few exceptions just a medium for low iq people.
    i wish you the very best for you, your team, your kids and your family in this strange times.
    love from germany!

    • @AquaDavie
      @AquaDavie 4 роки тому +31

      Aw this is such a heartfelt comment I hope he sees you

    • @Der_Fussel
      @Der_Fussel 4 роки тому +5

      Ja dass er sich über den namen lustig gemacht hat war vielleicht nicht so geil aber für viele gilt stefan als Ikone und alles mit ihm war meiner Meinung neben den alten "Wetten Dass..?" shows der einzig GUTE Content im fernsehen.

    • @uwootmviii8695
      @uwootmviii8695 4 роки тому +4

      @@Der_Fussel unter blinden bleibt der einäugige könig. aber immer einäugig.
      was ich sagen will, stefan ist ein idiot der für klicks und einschaltquoten ne menge macht, weil er darin gut ist.

    • @the_mowron
      @the_mowron 4 роки тому +10

      You understand that your comment applies to all countries and not just Germany, right? The tv shows that bring on the most incredible people just to mock them is really annoying.

    • @diregator9022
      @diregator9022 4 роки тому +5

      I'd honestly hate to see the guy who's brave enough to make fun of the man who made a multi terrain tank that could be fitted with armaments

  • @humorgep
    @humorgep 4 роки тому +293

    This tank embodeies the channel perfectly: just screwing around

  • @familiafloresmarroquin3871
    @familiafloresmarroquin3871 4 роки тому +261

    Everyone: ugh, so bored
    Colin: so we built a water tank..

    • @missoula2213
      @missoula2213 4 роки тому +5

      When will that shite meme end. So dumb.

    • @loctmg9
      @loctmg9 4 роки тому

      He can’t get bored

    • @bignatec1000
      @bignatec1000 4 роки тому +1

      Not to be confused with a normal tank of water

    • @science-mohamed
      @science-mohamed 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NGYWLakObTI/v-deo.html

  • @ricardovilleda2445
    @ricardovilleda2445 4 роки тому +498

    This kid is going to win every sciences fair and his school

    • @hamehz9120
      @hamehz9120 4 роки тому +22

      Don’t have them in the UK

    • @harveyyy2494
      @harveyyy2494 4 роки тому +2

      hjrames i did?

    • @user-uf1mi1kp5u
      @user-uf1mi1kp5u 4 роки тому +1

      hjrames a lot of places do it depends

    • @MrPlusses
      @MrPlusses 4 роки тому +8

      Colin is 41 years old. He acts juvenile for the views.

    • @richardydy
      @richardydy 4 роки тому +21

      @@MrPlusses I think he was talking about Colin's son

  • @nikkig4802
    @nikkig4802 4 роки тому +142

    He’s like doctor who, if he was a mad engineer

  • @humranz
    @humranz 4 роки тому +378

    Colin in 2030: *DIY homemade armoured tank you can make at home for WW3*

  • @infernoplayer5607
    @infernoplayer5607 4 роки тому +596

    Colin: * welding and maniacally laughing * Neighbors: Wth is he doing this time

  • @dwdadevil
    @dwdadevil 4 роки тому +77

    I will suggest to put a gear system on the engine, so the screws can spin faster on water and get more torque on land

    • @itchyprince3793
      @itchyprince3793 4 роки тому +2

      It’s hydraulic 🤦‍♂️

    • @erylkenner8045
      @erylkenner8045 4 роки тому +22

      @@itchyprince3793 you can still change the gear ratio lmaooo

    • @luizfernando4497
      @luizfernando4497 4 роки тому +11

      @@itchyprince3793 who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science

    • @jamessouza2436
      @jamessouza2436 4 роки тому +3

      @@luizfernando4497 it's not really science to say. Its engineering

    • @luizfernando4497
      @luizfernando4497 4 роки тому +1

      @@jamessouza2436 its just a meme

  • @muzzaball
    @muzzaball 3 роки тому +3

    Colin Furze you are an amazing engineer, builder and content creator - that machine was amazing!

  • @gareginnzhdehhimself
    @gareginnzhdehhimself 4 роки тому +408

    The Royal Navy: "Gee, why didn't we think of that!"

    • @poiiihy
      @poiiihy 4 роки тому +7

      maybe they did but conventional takes were superior

    • @paulnorris1
      @paulnorris1 4 роки тому +11

      They did. But it's too slow

    • @screwascreenname2662
      @screwascreenname2662 4 роки тому +10

      Every modern military has looked into this the only problem it’s not wwI. Its a good design for civilian use but horrible for a military weapon

    • @ScrapTechTips
      @ScrapTechTips 4 роки тому +3

      Only the Russians built multiple

    • @eyo8766
      @eyo8766 4 роки тому +2

      "Gee woy didint we thinka that eh?"

  • @lorenzovalsecchi449
    @lorenzovalsecchi449 4 роки тому +356

    Colin Furze: Gordon Ramsey of construction

    • @italiancountryball865
      @italiancountryball865 4 роки тому +13

      @Иван Иванов you donkey

    • @rexy_1000
      @rexy_1000 4 роки тому +4

      At least he doesn't rage while doing it

    • @schonnj
      @schonnj 4 роки тому +2

      Construction of destruction.

    • @e1532
      @e1532 4 роки тому +2

      He do be lookin like gordon Ramsey doe

    • @quackojacko1351
      @quackojacko1351 4 роки тому +4

      Ye and he isn't a total prick like Gordon Ramsey

  • @jamessalleh1711
    @jamessalleh1711 4 роки тому +146

    everyone else in quarantine is learning how to cook and this guy just built a fricking tank

  • @PrinceWesterburg
    @PrinceWesterburg 2 роки тому +1

    In land management there's a lot of things that become very difficult to access even on foot, someone needs ot upsale this and put it into manufacture as this is truly an all terrain transport system!

  • @notPlSSFINGERS
    @notPlSSFINGERS 4 роки тому +336

    Flaming-potato gun!!! Best of both worlds and very furze-like

  • @harryjones7049
    @harryjones7049 4 роки тому +168

    Someone’s going to see those tracks leading into the river and be so confused

    • @murphsmodels8853
      @murphsmodels8853 4 роки тому +27

      I wonder how long it'll be before there's an urban legend of a mysterious slithering monster that crawls out of the bog at night.

    • @vincecloudchaser2486
      @vincecloudchaser2486 4 роки тому

      Cyptiiiiddddsss

  • @ballisticsgel2602
    @ballisticsgel2602 4 роки тому +625

    Can I just say his son is one of the luckiest kids alive

  • @d3coder576
    @d3coder576 4 роки тому +13

    His son: Dad I want a car
    Colin: we have a car at home.
    The car at home:

  • @scottmanley2020
    @scottmanley2020 4 роки тому +30

    Imagine having a dad that has a bunker and makes tanks for fun!! Little Colin must love it all

    • @jamesgittings3527
      @jamesgittings3527 4 роки тому

      Thought the same thing. Along with all his sons envious friends / jealous fathers . Still, such awsome stuff going on - in this channel!

  • @ObiShaunTD
    @ObiShaunTD 4 роки тому +228

    Flaming Potato Gun. "It goes on land, it goes on water, & now it makes homemade fries."

    • @Ryandean1
      @Ryandean1 4 роки тому +5

      This is a good idea 💡 👏

    • @Pyrotf2_a
      @Pyrotf2_a 4 роки тому +8

      McDonald's: write that down write that down

    • @arnekristofferbhler3905
      @arnekristofferbhler3905 4 роки тому +1

      With an autoloader

    • @H1PP1E88
      @H1PP1E88 4 роки тому

      I read this before watching the video
      and I was confused as fuck

    • @Ryandean1
      @Ryandean1 4 роки тому +1

      @Austin M yes exactly, shoots cut French fries 🍟

  • @chris13a1212
    @chris13a1212 4 роки тому +120

    I couldn’t get over the fact there is new carpet in the shed!

    • @newtybot
      @newtybot 2 роки тому +1

      And then he cut into it :)

  • @deeezShorts
    @deeezShorts 4 роки тому +157

    When Gordon Ramsey takes anti-depression pills

  • @mslom85
    @mslom85 4 роки тому +245

    The fact that he wears a white shirt while driving through a swamp and doesn’t get a drop of mud on it is such a flex

  • @LongPeter
    @LongPeter 4 роки тому +200

    Colin: My screw tank isn’t floating well enough. I shall add much more steel! :D

    • @Semystic
      @Semystic 4 роки тому +19

      Gotta love buoyancy:)

    • @LongPeter
      @LongPeter 4 роки тому +8

      @@Semystic Fluid displacement for the for the win!

    • @paulmccoy2908
      @paulmccoy2908 4 роки тому +1

      I bet there’s like 4 more of those plastic jugs on the bottom of it.

    • @nathancoffey8568
      @nathancoffey8568 4 роки тому +4

      Well it worked

    • @Samuel-rz8tp
      @Samuel-rz8tp 4 роки тому +1

      @@paulmccoy2908 then how did he drive it on land u can see the only one in the back

  • @hacksmith
    @hacksmith 4 роки тому +46

    That turned out fantastic! It works so well in water!

  • @y-1170
    @y-1170 4 роки тому +1

    Finally guys, colin make a Shagohod

  • @greatnate3816
    @greatnate3816 4 роки тому +1647

    This dude be looking like a happier Gordon ramsey

  • @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831
    @imjusttrynaputasmileonyour9831 4 роки тому +50

    person: screw you
    Colin: *YES*

  • @technomax409
    @technomax409 4 роки тому +1

    Very clear english, i can 100% undersrand what you say without captions and without google translation. Since English is not my mother tong some english accents in other youtube channels are like chinese for me lol.

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 роки тому +140

    The enemy would be *screwed* once they see this tank

  • @YoungMoneyCounterBeats
    @YoungMoneyCounterBeats 4 роки тому +181

    I am jalous of his son
    Imagine having this guy as dad

  • @susannahrinker727
    @susannahrinker727 4 роки тому +151

    Collin: does something cool
    me: I should try that too!
    also me: * lying in bed eating dry cereal *

    • @normang3668
      @normang3668 4 роки тому +5

      Yep. I've been planning to build a drift trike for the last six months. I haven't even started.

    • @mergeads
      @mergeads 4 роки тому

      @@normang3668 same but ive decided to build arc trooper fives instead from star wars

    • @finnice
      @finnice 4 роки тому +1

      That is so poignant and true...

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 роки тому

      Same, but I don't have resources

    • @EFChartley
      @EFChartley 4 роки тому +1

      Keep the faith 🇬🇧

  • @charlesjoshi5154
    @charlesjoshi5154 3 роки тому +1

    Can't believe one man designed this flawless working TANK

  • @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785
    @ichbrauchmehrkaffee5785 4 роки тому +307

    "This game is very historical"
    * shows footage of tank flying upside down

    • @jarredkuliszko
      @jarredkuliszko 4 роки тому +4

      Giant enemy crab energy

    • @lebronjames8445
      @lebronjames8445 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @science-mohamed
      @science-mohamed 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/NGYWLakObTI/v-deo.html

    • @LukaszHost76
      @LukaszHost76 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/pT0CVx_icf4/v-deo.html Explain this, Comrade.

  • @zero_gravity5861
    @zero_gravity5861 4 роки тому +130

    “Lookin a bit more tank-like innit?”
    No, it’s looking a heck of a lot more like a TNG Shuttlecraft innit? Yes. The answer is yes.

  • @tokyo_vr6352
    @tokyo_vr6352 4 роки тому +207

    wow Jake has grown up so fast after these past years i remember him being little baby at the bunker video

    • @wesleytheshadowgamer3503
      @wesleytheshadowgamer3503 4 роки тому +4

      Wow so long ago 3 months

    • @sorziez711
      @sorziez711 4 роки тому

      Wesley the Shadow Gamer what

    • @ethanzapata.
      @ethanzapata. 4 роки тому +7

      @@wesleytheshadowgamer3503 that was 4 years ago

    • @nick_6916
      @nick_6916 4 роки тому

      @@ethanzapata. he's not an of so he's taking about one of the update vids I think

    • @gavincrash
      @gavincrash 4 роки тому +1

      @1k Subs Before 2021? no

  • @shackle7866
    @shackle7866 4 роки тому +5

    Why do I feel like ever since grant Thompson died (the king of random) my obsession for Colin has replaced my mourning of grant

    • @multatuli1
      @multatuli1 4 роки тому

      Whoa he's died really?

  • @Sh4quille0atmeal
    @Sh4quille0atmeal 4 роки тому +134

    People: you can't build a tank bro
    Colin: hold my tea

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 роки тому

      Colin druinking a cup of tea with queen Elisabeth 2 years ago on his second channel:
      ua-cam.com/video/lCl7I7png08/v-deo.html

    • @KeepItReal2024
      @KeepItReal2024 4 роки тому

      As cool as it is I would much rather have an actual tank..good thing I can buy an actual tank anyday.

    • @corentingoovaerts133
      @corentingoovaerts133 4 роки тому

      @@fodebic5253 TRAP fy

    • @eilleesdragos5193
      @eilleesdragos5193 4 роки тому

      lovegirlforever.link/K71M0CuINU0a

    • @Sh4quille0atmeal
      @Sh4quille0atmeal 4 роки тому

      @@fodebic5253 that's some weird rap song

  • @zingythelemon7949
    @zingythelemon7949 4 роки тому +83

    Colin Furze: Legit the coolest dad!

  • @RADICAL-u7k
    @RADICAL-u7k 4 роки тому +149

    I expected a some kind of military jet flying around the neighborhood but an amphibious tank is fine.

  • @katiebanks4773
    @katiebanks4773 4 роки тому +6

    He does all this while still wearing his tie I love it 😂😂
    Edit: I mean at the end when he tests it :)

  • @MrPug-dt4sd
    @MrPug-dt4sd 4 роки тому +324

    If this doesn’t get added to world of tanks...

    • @drd1449
      @drd1449 4 роки тому +14

      Russian lend lease premium.
      300mm efective armour
      300mm of pen
      450 alpha
      Tier 8 premium

    • @MrPug-dt4sd
      @MrPug-dt4sd 4 роки тому +1

      @@drd1449 Wut.

    • @GeweerBeer
      @GeweerBeer 4 роки тому +1

      It’s Not Russian, so won’t be strong.

    • @proxeidon6384
      @proxeidon6384 4 роки тому

      If it gets added, will probably be like how the sturmtiger was

    • @MrPug-dt4sd
      @MrPug-dt4sd 4 роки тому +2

      How in the fok did this get 126 likes in an hour.
      Ps. I'm not a cringe normie so I'm not thanking you.

  • @rampagerslife
    @rampagerslife 4 роки тому +155

    "it's very historical"
    *_Tank mid backflip in the background_*

    • @DryW4t3r
      @DryW4t3r 4 роки тому +6

      was about to comment the same xD

    • @WrathfulEel
      @WrathfulEel 4 роки тому +2

      Actually, it’s more like a barrel roll

    • @Xorgye
      @Xorgye 4 роки тому +1

      Well, there are quite a lot of stories of tankers jumping around in their tanks. Didn't end up well for their suspension systems all the time, but yeah, in a real battle if you depend on it you take the jump 😎

    • @rampagerslife
      @rampagerslife 4 роки тому

      @@WrathfulEel ​ AkTuWaLy it's more like a rotationally offset Aileron role. but lets be honest no one really cares, you clearly don't even care enough to know what the actual in-flight maneuver is really called. so yeah don't be that guy, people will like you better that way

  • @wikiwiki1093
    @wikiwiki1093 4 роки тому +133

    Colin: **puts "Furze army" on the side of the screw tank
    The British military: Wait he's starting an army??

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 4 роки тому +7

      Too late. He already has an army. *his subscribers, viewers, followers, & colinfurze fans.*

    • @datsunalzheimer
      @datsunalzheimer 4 роки тому +2

      Oi bruv, where's ya army loicense?

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 роки тому +3

      Armed with safety ties, they're unstoppable.

    • @ImFromIowa
      @ImFromIowa 4 роки тому

      @Shrimp Ah yes, very true. And their weapon is his book. (Not to throw at but read, understand, & build)

    • @MarensKhaos
      @MarensKhaos 4 роки тому

      Can ANYTHING stop this thing?

  • @coffy-_-9540
    @coffy-_-9540 4 роки тому +4

    “Right, so is it going to float”.... Collin was never seen again

  • @silver8550
    @silver8550 4 роки тому +303

    *People taking a walk*
    *See's tank tracks going straight into a deep river*

    • @judgementalbird3384
      @judgementalbird3384 4 роки тому +10

      wow they sure are "see is" tank tracks going straight into a deep river!

    • @silver8550
      @silver8550 4 роки тому +6

      @@judgementalbird3384 what you want me to write "sees"??

    • @fionnharman3741
      @fionnharman3741 4 роки тому +1

      @@silver8550 still got the apostrophe

    • @maxbowen6482
      @maxbowen6482 4 роки тому +4

      JXL - Brawl Stars yes because sees doesn't have an apostrophe

    • @roobick_X
      @roobick_X 4 роки тому +4

      Holy spelling gods have mercy on this soul

  • @malloy4025
    @malloy4025 4 роки тому +48

    Colin: "we need to make it more buoyant"
    Also Colin: *welds more steel bars to the screw tank*

    • @Jan_Iedema
      @Jan_Iedema 4 роки тому +5

      As you know most ships are made of all steel and the they weigh hundreds of tons. As long as the forces on it push harder upwards than it pushes downwards it should float. It’s the law of Archimedes or something

    • @masonx3bm
      @masonx3bm 4 роки тому +5

      As long as the weight of the water displaced is less than the weight of the object, it will float.

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 4 роки тому +1

      @@masonx3bm Exactly it's not the weight of the object by itself but how much water it is displacing with said weight.

    • @secdeal
      @secdeal 4 роки тому +2

      @@masonx3bm exactly the opposite, I'm afraid

    • @masonx3bm
      @masonx3bm 4 роки тому

      @@secdeal slight typo but you get the drift (no pun imtended)

  • @Tekdruid
    @Tekdruid 4 роки тому +355

    "Is that a tank or a boat?"
    "Yes."

    • @kerradical5422
      @kerradical5422 4 роки тому +10

      A toat

    • @doritolegend9664
      @doritolegend9664 4 роки тому

      @@kerradical5422 You've just invent a new vehicle.

    • @turin2488
      @turin2488 4 роки тому

      Kerradical _ hahaahahahaha im dying

    • @doritolegend9664
      @doritolegend9664 4 роки тому

      @Joe and Jeremiah tj squad and you just invented a new laugh.

    • @normalbird1139
      @normalbird1139 4 роки тому

      @@starflyxxl8600 Idgaf,
      *r/woosh*

  • @powerliftingaesthetics3861
    @powerliftingaesthetics3861 4 роки тому +84

    Imagine his kid riding this thing while his friends flex their bike.

    • @lucastaney
      @lucastaney 4 роки тому +3

      Flex their bike because they're riding the spring bike

    • @somerandomperson4143
      @somerandomperson4143 4 роки тому +2

      Lucas Taney nah the kid ridding this is flexing

  • @Spider-Ham
    @Spider-Ham 4 роки тому +113

    My parents: stuff like this is only in movies, it isn't real.
    Colin: *Observe*

    • @MrGameLords
      @MrGameLords 4 роки тому +1

      My parents: stuff like this is only in movies, it isn't real.
      Colin: Hold my cup of thee

    • @Staticaliza
      @Staticaliza 4 роки тому +2

      bruh

    • @springy06
      @springy06 4 роки тому +1

      bruh

    • @MC_MMV
      @MC_MMV 4 роки тому +1

      bruh

  • @thisoft2807
    @thisoft2807 4 роки тому +34

    Colin Furze uploads video:
    People: React to the video even before colin furze has

  • @joelblevins2934
    @joelblevins2934 4 роки тому +37

    Can we please just take a second to appreciated the production quality of these latest videos 👌🏻

    • @hopefilledsinner3911
      @hopefilledsinner3911 4 роки тому +1

      No, no I won't.
      I will take it for granted as every spoilt adult child should.

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 роки тому +6

    Wow, Sounds like this project really SCREWED you over
    I’ll get my coat

  • @c.m.m4213
    @c.m.m4213 4 роки тому +110

    Colin Furze in a month:
    Turning screw tank in submarine

  • @patrickhector
    @patrickhector 4 роки тому +254

    You say the top two are "potatogun" and "flamethrower", and then make the erroneous assumption that it must only be one of those things.

    • @EnterSandham
      @EnterSandham 4 роки тому +46

      How do you know he's not going to make a potato gun that shoots flaming potatoes?

    • @samwise405
      @samwise405 4 роки тому +23

      I want my potatoes thoroughly baked before they fire!

    • @Hirosjimma
      @Hirosjimma 4 роки тому +5

      HANS GET ZE KARTOFFELFLAMMENWERFER!

    • @vroomvroomvacuumcleaner9547
      @vroomvroomvacuumcleaner9547 4 роки тому

      Well he’s already had trouble with flamethrowers on a motorcycle

    • @creepysplatter9260
      @creepysplatter9260 4 роки тому

      Hirosjimma lol. For anyone who doesn't speak german, kartoffelflammenwerfer means potato flamethrower.

  • @Pllayer064
    @Pllayer064 4 роки тому +71

    _Somewhere in the Fourth Reich:_
    *Colin Furze was able to build this in a garage! With a box of scraps!*

  • @marcv6057
    @marcv6057 4 роки тому +3

    imagine a war, and colin leading the army with his screw tank. :D

  • @mitchl5220
    @mitchl5220 4 роки тому +300

    Potato gun? Why not a melon launcher?

    • @smirmeister
      @smirmeister 4 роки тому +28

      Melon Mortar!

    • @appa609
      @appa609 4 роки тому +12

      pumpkin trebuchet

    • @robertr7923
      @robertr7923 4 роки тому +1

      yes please @colinfurze

    • @sivenaisparipasaraman8100
      @sivenaisparipasaraman8100 4 роки тому +1

      How about coconut launcher its gonna hurt if hits somebody.😂

    • @Semparo
      @Semparo 4 роки тому

      @@sivenaisparipasaraman8100 was that a dk64 reference i just saw?

  • @TheAverageboyfu
    @TheAverageboyfu 4 роки тому +13

    When i first saw this channel, i cane for the awesome inventions. Stayed for the madman who makes them.
    Litterally, Colin Furze is a crazy S.O.B. and i love it!

  • @caedmondicksonbasketball
    @caedmondicksonbasketball 4 роки тому +45

    Next add a speaker system into the tank, then cover the rest of the body in bullet proof glass. That would be sick

  • @snuurtje
    @snuurtje 4 роки тому

    Best ad ever. Awesome machine. This sponsor got some value for their money.

  • @TaylorBlack0
    @TaylorBlack0 4 роки тому +103

    "Homemade Screw Tank: Or How to Destroy A Lawn In Under 30 Seconds"

    • @professorhazard
      @professorhazard 4 роки тому +9

      Yeah I dunno how it is for a tank but it looks like it would work a treat for plowing a field

    • @MCG-05
      @MCG-05 4 роки тому

      I could do it in 20s whit out a tank😭😂😂😂😂🥪

  • @eduardoa784
    @eduardoa784 4 роки тому +26

    So humbling to see someone love creating and engineering this much

  • @gthetree1
    @gthetree1 4 роки тому +59

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Colin’s music selections.

  • @a_15_z32
    @a_15_z32 4 роки тому +16

    you should cover the frame with some tough glass in case a tiger came and attacked you.

    • @gabeyboi7112
      @gabeyboi7112 4 роки тому

      Basically a screw car with a weapon

    • @starch_1
      @starch_1 4 роки тому

      why would there be tigers near him he's in england

  • @K3eye
    @K3eye 4 роки тому +96

    *i am actually seeing COLINFURZE more than my friends in these days*

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 4 роки тому +5

      hahahaha, friends... what a funny joke... i forgot what they are even before the buzzword :D

    • @lightningaxe28
      @lightningaxe28 4 роки тому

      100th like boys

  • @TreyCook21
    @TreyCook21 4 роки тому +27

    5:22 Well... here's to 20 more years of Furze content

  • @toastyidk.1176
    @toastyidk.1176 4 роки тому +91

    If the apocalypse ever comes I'm gonna be sticking with this dude

    • @Tacosaucemann
      @Tacosaucemann 4 роки тому +3

      You live in Britain?

    • @mincat1412
      @mincat1412 4 роки тому

      It’s already happened. They’re awakening
      Edit: spelling

    • @mhesus
      @mhesus 4 роки тому

      @@Tacosaucemann if he doesnt i do

    • @toastyidk.1176
      @toastyidk.1176 4 роки тому

      Yeah I live in Britain

    • @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD
      @KaitlynBurtonISaGOD 4 роки тому

      Same here, I'll supply the tea 😄☕🇬🇧

  • @phouse80
    @phouse80 4 роки тому +1

    Imagine if world of tanks put in Colin's screw tank as a dlc you could buy

  • @FreeZeOpZ
    @FreeZeOpZ 4 роки тому +46

    People: _How much engineering do you want?_
    Colin: *Yes*

    • @Bede.d
      @Bede.d 4 роки тому +1

      Not funny

  • @finnley905
    @finnley905 4 роки тому +31

    I remember watching his videos when he didn't even have a mil. It's amazing to see how far he's come.

    • @RcAircraft
      @RcAircraft 4 роки тому

      Yes i have been watching this guy for the early days , Told all my mates what a nutter this guy is you must watch and then their are the fire works he does every mile stone . Well He is British you know ;-D

    • @pristxge
      @pristxge 4 роки тому

      Who asked

  • @smokeyy684
    @smokeyy684 4 роки тому +33

    Imagine you get into an argument with your neighbor and your completely pissed so you use this to completely demolish their yard😂

  • @very_rare.17
    @very_rare.17 4 роки тому +1

    Bruh him being happy made me happy for once

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +93

    "I think it's floating!"
    In b4 he take this to go across the English channel...

    • @rubyexotic
      @rubyexotic 4 роки тому +4

      Inb4 he calls clarkson to pick him up on his toyboata

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 4 роки тому +3

      the invasion of France will be soon.

    • @Driftywiftypleb
      @Driftywiftypleb 4 роки тому

      @@rubyexotic he actually used the nissank to cross the channel

    • @Errore911
      @Errore911 4 роки тому

      Нечего не понял

    • @КАМОЛ0707
      @КАМОЛ0707 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/LmTrHisPmX8/v-deo.html

  • @portalj
    @portalj 4 роки тому +75

    Man, I’m just here wanting to make a go cart, and I can’t even do that.

    • @Scott_C
      @Scott_C 4 роки тому +3

      Check out his older video he made of a minimal tools needed go-cart build.

  • @rjifreeman360com
    @rjifreeman360com 4 роки тому +18

    M: 007,
    Bond: yes M,
    M: Furze must not be underestimated! 👍

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 роки тому +7

      Why can't he the next Q in the franchise? Everything _he_ makes _actually WORKS!_ =)

    • @SymbioteMullet
      @SymbioteMullet 4 роки тому

      Even Q division needs that sweet youtube cash, he's a public facing agent.

  • @italotorres11
    @italotorres11 4 роки тому +1

    This is the best part of UA-cam