THE NIGHT SHIFT RAP by Nurse Blake *Explicit*

My first SONG!!!!!!! Thanks for watching and sharing! I'll be releasing the official music video during my Shock Advised Comedy Tour. If you haven't secured your tickets yet, get them now: nurseblake.com
Written by: Nurse Blake & Brett Waldon
Produced & Directed by: Brett Waldon
Music Supervision by: Isaac Knox
Sound Mixing by: Criss Leger
Video & Editing by: Aven Pitts
Graphics by: Studio Nine 13

[@fortunatelivingrn]

Nurse Blake🤣🤣🤣30 years on the nightshift over here! The I REFUSE to obey shift!!
I will care for my sweet patients the way I see fit!!! I work the night shift B****!🤣🤣🤣
We fancy as hell💃💃💃

[@maddy_es]

As a night shift nurse about to hit 24 hours of no sleep, I love this 🔥

[@jennifercusack9547]

30 years on nights in long term care here...very relatable song. This made my day 😂 Thanks for thinking of us Blake....since no one else does! ❤

[@NurseBlake]

aw, thanks for listening :-)

[@jennifero2560]

I have 32 years in nursing.

[@elizabethrose3373]

Embarrassingly on point.😂

[@mcmahon812]

I’m a lifelong night shifter and I feel this song in my soul 😂😂 It couldn’t be anymore accurate! Thanks Nurse Blake for representing the nurses that are rarely noticed 😘😘😘

[@joshdudeguy2830]

I'm a night nurse and I approve of this message. 😂

[@pinkytalaga]

I’m watching this as I’m trying to get my 4 hours of sleep before I do it all over again tonight. Lol

[@wheelRo-wf3vq]

Go to bed!

[@naimajacobs7277]

YAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!! That 7-eleven nap hits different. Lol.

[@learn119]

I’m day shift but about to start my 1 st travel assignment on the night shift for 9 weeks. Pray for me people!🙏

[@sherrygardiner1587]

OMG I thought I was the only one that got woke up in the convenient store parking lot by officer thinking I’m dead just getting a power nap before I finished driving home

[@NurseBlake]

haha nope! you're not alone! lol

[@catsaccount8109]

and that stop sign, and racetrak has extreme shock, or used too

[@sage8889]

🔥 🔥 🎶 🎵

[@Paddyjk8]

As a former night shift nurse, I felt every word.

[@shelleybayer9709]

I’ve been working nights for 33 years. I’ve had the cops called on my several times for sleeping in my car and people thought I was dead. Now I put a sign on the window if I’m going to sleep that says “not dead, night shift nurse sleeping”. Blake, do you still work as a nurse?

[@sintha333]

Great song, love it. Crossing over to the light side next week!

[@cris-RN]

It's no better...🤣🤣...well... I shouldn't say that I guess it could depend...🤔

[@jtsGurl]

10 years night shift and just switched to day shift 4 months ago and I can agree, I don’t know these people. Where my night shift peeps🎉🎉

[@mikasjewels5772]

Not like today, tomorrow. Tomorrow, tomorrow. Lol IYKYK.

[@NurseBlake]

lol those are 2 very different things haha

[@nnekaokcchambers7175]

You know how many times I’ve gotten taps on my window because I was sleeping so hard, lol. On point Blake❤️

[@wildchild2351]

😂😂😂 I love it!!! Worked both and night shift is the best. They called me day walker and I called my bestie night stocker. I actually had an elderly lady scream and yell there is a vampire in my room and it's trying to kill me. 😅. My hands even after washing them in warm water were ice cold.

[@sharstoltz7983]

😂😂😂😂😂 I've gotta say, you are one funny mother..... 😂😂😂 Freaking luv it!

[@affectionatelyyours]

I feel this in my bones. My tired, older-than-they-should-be bones. I've already poured my AM drink 🍸.

[@josiemcqueary7427]

I just love you and loved working night shift😂

[@elise_c4405]

I Love this ❤❤❤❤❤❤!!!😂

[@Jaden-sports105]

That was fire… luv u Blake….. I graduated from night shift & can totally relate😘

[@cheriecarr7828]

Love this so much 22 years on the night shift!

[@Yannaaaaaaaaaaaa]

Okaaaayyy boo 😂😂

[@annalamp4897]

as a new grad about to be night shift, this was what I needed

[@Barbara-fy8cs]

Man I remember those days or was it nights?!!

[@NurseBlake]

hahaha

[@wheelRo-wf3vq]

I always get asked why I don’t look my age. Because I’m night shift b****! No sun exposure!

[@emme2937]

Caf closes at 1900 where I work! Lol It's like they're laughing at us every shift! Lol Weekends only B****! Lol I woul never say that word out loud, but you understand 😂!

[@januaryriches3991]

Saw your show tonight in Denver LOVED IT! And this song!
Night Shift represent 💪🏼🥱😴

[@kalandrasnow9555]

I love this video!! Song is on fire!!! Night shift Nurse here every word is true🤣😎. Luv all your videos.

[@stephlopez8812]

Well done !

[@MsAthena681]

🙌✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[@87tiffyjean]

I love it!!!😂

[@windermere2330]

This is seriously hilarious and awesome!😅

[@kierragrant4291]

I don't curse so " Ef it up blake" 🎶💃🏾😄

[@NurseBlake]

haha I got you! lol

[@Why-gf2iw]

Awesome 😎 from a kindergarten teacher.

[@Drchareneadams]

Absolutely true! My entire bedside was night shift😂🤣

[@jasonlove8733]

Girrrlll❤🎉🎉

[@cheryltamelcoff2557]

Used to sleep in the Dunkin Donuts parking lot. Needed the 20 min to finish driving home

[@lilamontoya5609]

2:01 I am cold always
Factsssssss

[@lilamontoya5609]

2:35 never know what day it is 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@ae-holo5972]

Can relate. Specially the whole falling asleep in a 7-11 parking lot 😂

[@htl2640]

RELATABLE 😂

[@theworldoftaj]

GO CRAZYYYYY!!!!! LMAO

[@kathicole502]

Briiliant

[@alyissaramirez2907]

BLAKE 😭😭😭😭

[@stephwells2156]

🔥 😂

[@helenjennings9190]

Ooh $7 differential. We wish! We get $3.50 here 😮😢

[@voguelacar]

Probably a dollar here!

[@paolahernandez-castro8956]

😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@perdedoronline]

🌈💯🙏😅😱

[@boci122]

I never worked a night shift, but I have worked a 3p-11 am, than a 6a-9p two days in a row after that. Fun times

[@natashab.5994]

😂😂😂😂❤

[@dianakurland2500]

Have missed you sooo much.

[@NurseBlake]

aw, I'm back! :-)

[@dreb4386]

🦟 🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗 me twerking to this song! BLAKE’S got flow 😂 “WHY IS THE SUN SO DAMN LOUD?”

[@kathleensnow9836]

Hated night shift (did evenings for 20 years - yeah, I'm old, they don't even have 3-11 anymore) but, when I had to, was woken up by an on-duty cop at a school crosswalk and he told me I needed to work on my sleep schedule....ugh!

[@lisachappell9387]

ROTFL 🤣

[@donnazerbe8000]

Most of my nursing times are night shift

[@brendaewen625]

WaWa? Are you in the midAtlantic? Thanks for keeping us laughing.

[@kristensilber1522]

I really want to know where night shift gets $7 differential!

[@VallyVal89]

😂

[@saraleepearce1214]

The only time it adds up to $7 is when you work nights and on the weekend. The being woken up is on point. I can’t tell you how many times I have wanted to literally hurt my husband for waking me up. He at least learned not to poke the bear on my first day off cuz he will get hurt! Lol

[@RaheelRoyl]

Wow never In a million years I thought I would be rapping about my Crisitial work life. * What life 😂

[@kraystalrose]

Omg I’m so cliche. I nap in pilot and bucees parking lots if I get tired on the way home because I commute 2 hours everyday on top of my 12 hour shift that’s more like 14, which is 16 hours, which isn’t including getting ready (getting ready is by the way stopping at the gas station for energy drinks and snacks. As far as appearance I just roll into bed and into scrubs like literally anyone else who is normal. 😂)

[@MzRei24]

This song is soooo me! Everyone always forgets about night shift… thx NB 🫶🏾

[@migueltacos1610]

Dis day shift ALL DAY, bruhhh. You can keep that night shift shit and your differential. Track is still🔥🔥🔥asfff, tho

[@nancyrowe5307]

WHY IS THE SUN SO LOUD?? ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ejrobison99]

Where they paying $7 extra??? We get 3

[@DKennedy27]

Blake it must be quiet tonight huh?

[@Katorri]

Incoming tats on a summer bod and some CBD blunts

[@xopi2521]

My 88 year old mother shoved a doctor, threw a pudding at one nurse and bent back the fingers of another nurse. God bless you all. I’d be up on murder charges if I were a nurse ❤😇

[@CrazyBlade2]

$7 differential? Where is this?

[@mariannebiangone3867]

Worked the night shift for years. This kind of stuff really makes nurses look bad. Just sayin’

[@Eastercatgirl]

😂