Me and a friend of mine bullied this one guy in high school. We would never touch him, just say mean shit to him. He just stayed quiet and listen to our crap. Years later, I went to a motorcycle meet up in town. Guess who shows up on a motorcycle? The guy I bullied years earlier. Well, we ended up becoming friends after that ride. One day I went to his house to help him work on his bike. While we were chatting away, I mentioned that I was sorry for how I treated him back in school. He invited me into his house as he said he wanted to show me something. There was like this little din up some stairs. We walk into this room and an entire wall was shelved with what must have been at least 50 karate and jujitsu trophies all with photos of him fighting. He had been training since he was 5 years old. He said, thank you for not making me hurt you and your friend. I was in shock and terrified at the same time. It was a damn for real humbling experience.
It is a Hollywood movie, and as such there are a number of extremely strict regulations about filming with children. The baby is almost certainly being paid. And if the baby has done enough hours, it has an SAG card. p.s. there are also strongly enforced regulations about how that money must be saved. The understanding is that Hollywood does not want another Jackie Coogan situation where a child-actor spent its whole childhood in front of a Hollywood camera and comes to maturity, no longer a hot Hollywood property, and has no money to show for how its parents squandered his or her childhood working for Hollywood.
Sooo many women initiate divorce in marriages they claim are boring. If you’ve got a husband that provides, remains faithful, treats the kids well, then your marriage isn’t boring, you are. But go ahead, go find yourself, but come back within 3-6 months because you’ll be replaced by then, and you will have found the dating marker absolute hell for left over women your age. Cherish your “boring” life, and love your husband. You are soooooo replaceable. You’re giving up a responsible family man with a job. He’s like catnip to the cougars and a secure, steady man to young woman.
Amen!! I adore my steady husband!! He's my hero. I remember what life was like after my father left us for his mistress. Life is HARD for a divorced mom, and hard for her kids. If you think your husband is boring, find or make-up ways to show him how much you can appreciate him. He may not be so "boring" after all, given a tiny bit of encouragement 😊
@@Michael_Chandler_Keaton My father was a communist and had fights with swords, partly including when I was alive (he was on the good side but conflicts arose) so I don't think it's not a big deal to know if your dad was an assassin or not.
Well one of the funniest dialogues is where Kyle says at least you have real name, I am van a vehicle and then to find out his real name is actually Van makes me feel it was a real expression for him. 😂
as someone who binge watches recaps everyday for hours this is one of the best i came across. the quality is absolutely insane from the narration to the visuals, it was perfectly executed! the accuracy of the clips to what the narration is explaining and the audio being included from the movie is my favorite and not many other channels does this. keep up the great work im definitely gonna keep coming back for more 😁
I know it's a movie and all, but considering in Vietnam, it was estimated at around 45-50,000 bullets per kill, I can believe it. Granted, it was likely more to suppress than actually kill.
So we're just going to ignore the wife was pretty much consider simply leaving her family behind and (maybe, it's not clear, cheating) before the guy started acting different? Kinda sucks we're at a point we as a society pretty much allow people to backstab others and it's becoming pretty acceptable.
Marriages mean nothing for the average woman nowadays, social media has thought them that all it mather is "me", "me" and "me"; the moment they get bored or feel they are not getting the attention they deserve they just cheat on their husbands and/or walk away from the marriage while blaming the husband. they make no effort whatsoever to work on the relationship or express their feelings on a logical way.
The Van part was already funny but when the end main credits were playing and it said his name is ACTUALLY Van I lost it😂😂😂 I stopped the recap and watched the movie and I’m so glad I did!
Wow, seriously? A wife abruptly learns that her kids (including a little baby) are in danger of being killed at any moment by mercenaries, and because she doesn't instantly adjust to this new reality and express joy, your conclusion is "she got what she wanted and complained about it"? Dude...
This seems a very low bar? It's definitely going to be in the trivia of the IMDB page so not much "research" or dedication required? Ok, I checked. It's there and so is the fact that Mark Wahlberg owns a number of Ohio car dealerships along with some more real life parallels. There are plenty of "wink, winks" from the film. Perfect material for recap makers I guess?
I used to think A-holes like those only happened in the movies till it happened too me at a TGIFs in San Mateo. I was trying to be a gentleman & diffuse the situation because I knew my wife would freak out, but it only made it worst. After it was over, the police came, every one told them what happened & they got arrested. I had blood all over me but by some miracle, NOTHING happened to me. The funniest part was this tough 60 yr old hunter/tracker told the idiots when they were trying to act like victims, "Just because you got slapped like b*tches, stop whining like one". The whole bar laughed. It took my wife a couple of days till she talked to me again but I think she understood in the end.
Holy Sheeeiiiittttt !! So reminds me of a fight in a bar. I was sitting at the bar, minding my own business talking with a young lady next to me as the bar was PACKED. Some A-hole elbowed his way in between us (elbowing me very hard) and I was trying to diffuse the situation too. Didn't wanna fight and this guy was a huge bodybuilder type. I was asking him to just politely ask for his beer and it was not necessary to elbow his way in as if he was entering the ring or something and he turned his bottle around in his hand and said if I didn't STFU he was gonna wack me with his beer. What did I do, no hesitation, I pulled a punch from deep down by my wait and caught him square on the chin. Like a movie scene he went crashing back breaking a table in the process and I had hit em with everything I had. He was getting up and I knew it was gonna be on and he had 4 buddies standing there watching. I went aw shiiiiieeeeeeeeit in my head, grab the bar stool and busted it over his head. he wasn't getting up from that and all his buddies backed up a couple of steps. Bartender was right there and said maybe I should leave. I did. Walking down the street I felt a hand grab me by the arm and forcefully spin me around and I came around with my fist cocked ready for his friends that followed me maybe? Nope it was a COP. I apologized and he asked me to come back to the bar. I did. The cops all 8 of em asked me if I hit him with the bar stool and I lied swearing no way did I do that. They already knew I did. But EVERY single person that witnessed it said the other guy started it and he was in cuffs and I thought I was next. COPS let me go and told me that I was banned from the bar. My sister had gone to the restroom and when she got back she was cussing saying "I always miss all the action Damnit" I was scared outta my wits thinking I was going to jail, but they just said to never come back to the place cause I was banned and I would be arrested if I ever went back. I gladly left. I've told 3 people that story and never thought some 30 years later i would be telling it again..........Unforgettable and I had almost NO formal training in fighting, but, dude PO'd me right off with the elbow and then threatened me. What was I suppose to do stand there and say no your not gonna do that and get smacked in the head with a Beer Bottle. I AIN'T that guy, never have been.
Dear Lord, my son IS young enough (6 months) for my wife & I to have had 20-year clandestine careers, retire, and have him under completely new identities.
This movie is a wholesome powertrip, I enjoyed quite a lot after this recap. Good to see Marky Mark still going strong doing fun action romps with some wholesome values behind.
With his back story in this movie, it's sort of like an homage sequel to "The Big Hit" (1998). Check it out if you're a Wahlberg fan and haven't seen it. It's the comedy action genre (think Beverly Hills Cop), which is difficult to get right. But the cast of The Big Hit has great chemistry and it's a fun movie if you have a couple hours to fill.
Uh, is it just me or is the fool dying via falling to his death with a soiled diaper stuck to his face being the most gruesome way to die in this movie?
I paused this and went to watch the movie immediately. This was a well made movie with good humor. A few year ago this would have been a good Box office movie.
What doing under table? What's down there? You drop something? When I was 16, my GF's little sister grabbed my junk under table. At dinner. GF was oldest of four girls all were there along with mom. She acted like youngest tho. We only dated for a few months.
Growing up as a kid in the 70's My neighbor didn't look very tough but ended up being a 5th. degree black belt. I went to a small venue concert with him, and realized that you didn't want to mess with him! Just saying!
@@harrismazari5484 just googled it and women's decathlons have been a standardized event since 2001 So since the kids in the movie are teens and assuming the movie takes place in modern time like 2020+, the mom could've competed in a decathlon between 2001 and when her kids started being born
@@smokeychickenwings1038 Lol shows you aren't really an athletics fan and aren't great at googling. the NCAA still only have heptathlons (they are American) and she is way too old to have been participating in decathlons in 2018 when they started for official decathlons in elite competitions. It seems the writers like you were noobs.
I don't know if this footage was transferred from 24fps to 30fps in this youtube video, or if the original footage is just shot on cheap cameras, but this seriously has the look of a made-for-TV movie.
Great recap man. New subbie. I live for these done in high Def. You knocked it out the park. The twists in this movie is outrageous. I just wanna know..... 17:35 ....how did they get the baby to laugh? I noticed his face when the daughter was asked if max was hers. That kids a natural!
18:38 like you just found out your husband is a assassin, but you do the emotional thing and flee, turning away/into a bigger problem! Because that makes total sense! Women logic is bananas 20:48 but wow she looks amazing after three kids and pregnant with another!
Imagine if the movie went pretty much the same way except he told his family he’s a former ninja! And they were aware of the threat and didn’t do dumb things throughout the movie! I know, the plot wouldn’t be able to be pushed along
Thanks for this recap 23 min instead of watching the movie 120 minutes , which is save me around 97 min , now I am going to watch the movie 120 minutes as this recap was really fun and make me love the movie 😂
Me and a friend of mine bullied this one guy in high school. We would never touch him, just say mean shit to him. He just stayed quiet and listen to our crap. Years later, I went to a motorcycle meet up in town. Guess who shows up on a motorcycle? The guy I bullied years earlier. Well, we ended up becoming friends after that ride. One day I went to his house to help him work on his bike. While we were chatting away, I mentioned that I was sorry for how I treated him back in school. He invited me into his house as he said he wanted to show me something. There was like this little din up some stairs. We walk into this room and an entire wall was shelved with what must have been at least 50 karate and jujitsu trophies all with photos of him fighting. He had been training since he was 5 years old. He said, thank you for not making me hurt you and your friend. I was in shock and terrified at the same time. It was a damn for real humbling experience.
Wow. That's an impressive story
@@Joseph-wu6kdcry me a river
@@Joseph-wu6kd oh this guy knows everyone. dumb dumb
@@Joseph-wu6kd Uhm, thanks i guess?
Script for The Karate Kid not!🎉😂😂
Why the quality is so high?
Why would not the quality is so high? ( this reply is a joke mocking the original commenter damn bro yall act like yall cant see a joke )
@@JustRyzlen because I watched recaps on other channels and the quality wasn't so good, literally like 720p or even lower
@@DanJohanson hop off lil bro
Is a good thing no?
@@duseseditsI think yes
The baby is the best actor. Reacting appropriately in every scene.
And probably does it without pay
She also memorized all her lines
It is a Hollywood movie, and as such there are a number of extremely strict regulations about filming with children.
The baby is almost certainly being paid. And if the baby has done enough hours, it has an SAG card.
p.s. there are also strongly enforced regulations about how that money must be saved.
The understanding is that Hollywood does not want another Jackie Coogan situation where a child-actor spent its whole childhood in front of a Hollywood camera and comes to maturity, no longer a hot Hollywood property, and has no money to show for how its parents squandered his or her childhood working for Hollywood.
like puking and crapping...
I saw 999 likes I had to make it 1k 😊 cause I love Babies
Sooo many women initiate divorce in marriages they claim are boring. If you’ve got a husband that provides, remains faithful, treats the kids well, then your marriage isn’t boring, you are. But go ahead, go find yourself, but come back within 3-6 months because you’ll be replaced by then, and you will have found the dating marker absolute hell for left over women your age. Cherish your “boring” life, and love your husband. You are soooooo replaceable. You’re giving up a responsible family man with a job. He’s like catnip to the cougars and a secure, steady man to young woman.
This bitterness is oddly specific.
Congrats to your Ex
Why do I have the feeling this story should be told to a therapist and not a comment on UA-cam?
Amen!! I adore my steady husband!! He's my hero.
I remember what life was like after my father left us for his mistress. Life is HARD for a divorced mom, and hard for her kids.
If you think your husband is boring, find or make-up ways to show him how much you can appreciate him. He may not be so "boring" after all, given a tiny bit of encouragement 😊
lol
Always love the "my boring husband is a retired assassin" movie plots
Easy money
True Lies was a classic.
U should look up former delta operators they look like dudes that work at a bank or do ur taxes
Yaaaawwwwn. Right and im shocked its Mark Wahlburg.... not......
Yeah! A very original plot 😂
"At least you got a real name. I'm Van, I'm a vehicle." That right there got me screaming! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vans are awesome & multi functional very comfortable & practical especially when the end of the world & zombie apocalypses comes in a few months.
He would have had a different view if he ever watched Van Wilder lol
😂😂😂😂😂
@@noyou9379 van wilder was a pathetic attempt to make a continue the National Lampoon series without out any of the Griswolds.
@craighanson-rc1md granted I always forget it was a national lampoon's movie, I thought it was pretty good being based on an actual person
Lmao I love the explanation at the end of him purposely calling it Counter Strike.
No explanation was needed for us real gamers.
That got me good lol. I was like, "DUDE!! IN NO WORLD OF MODDING WHATSOEVER IS THAT COUNTER STRIKE!"
@@marloncebo242 I actually thought ‘lol close enough’ thinking he just didn’t know what game it was.
@@marloncebo242 just say gamers no need to be a dick about it
Fortunately I actually watched until the end
I think that was the real test
“He even helps his father by handing him his milk as a weapon” 😂😂😂
Movie Name: The Family Plan
Thanks!
Finally someone with common sense 😂
Is it on Netflix.
Thank you.
Love you :)
my kids are 19, 16 and 9. I was just imagining telling them that I was an assassin before they were born. They would be in hysterics 😂
My boys are still small enough they'd probably believe it lol.
Tell them you still have the receipt from the baby store. That'll get them in line
Why are some so obsessed with getting in line , putting in place ?? Minions
@@Michael_Chandler_Keaton My father was a communist and had fights with swords, partly including when I was alive (he was on the good side but conflicts arose) so I don't think it's not a big deal to know if your dad was an assassin or not.
@@jyothish5194 Umm, but it's awesome though! Freaking sword fights??! That's beast!
This is the perfect movie to be recapped. I imagine if I had to sit through 90 minutes of it I'd pass out on the couch and never try again
😏
Mark-e-mark just never evolved from douchebag.
Mark-e-mark is still the worst. And the script rewards the daughter's assault on her boyfriend for cheating on her.
Absolute zero.
Movie name
@@jklappenbach”Assault” huh. I’d call that non-verbal reprimanding given the size difference.
Well one of the funniest dialogues is where Kyle says at least you have real name, I am van a vehicle and then to find out his real name is actually Van makes me feel it was a real expression for him. 😂
as someone who binge watches recaps everyday for hours this is one of the best i came across. the quality is absolutely insane from the narration to the visuals, it was perfectly executed! the accuracy of the clips to what the narration is explaining and the audio being included from the movie is my favorite and not many other channels does this. keep up the great work im definitely gonna keep coming back for more 😁
100 💯
Wow, thanks!
@@MrRecapFromUA-cam name of the movie ?
@@stevenspinazzola6759 The Family Plan
@@stevenspinazzola6759that’s what I’m wondering
"despite 10 guys shooting with automatic rifles no one manages to hit him"😂😂😂😂
He is the next Chuck Norris 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, it is in fact a movie brotha!
I know it's a movie and all, but considering in Vietnam, it was estimated at around 45-50,000 bullets per kill, I can believe it. Granted, it was likely more to suppress than actually kill.
Standard plot evasion maneuver
I just love the bad guy in this movie. He’s so good being a villain. He’s been in so many movies as the villain !!!
Mark Wahlberg singing vanilla Ice is beyond 4th wall smashing.
How? He isn't Vanilla Ice...
@@Chris-rj4fsever heard of Marky Mark? Him and Vanilla Ice were rivals. You're welcome, now it makes sense.
Not really a 4th wall break. Maybe if it was Marky Mark "Feel The Vibration" but not Vanilla Ice
I was looking for that LOL. I was wondering what happened to the Funky Bunch.
@@zimrulezlotrrocz this is the best response to my comment, so far.
I JUST FREED OUR FAMILY FROM THE SHACKLES OF TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀💀💀
Exactly my thoughts Lol
You turned the wifi off?
And starts driving faster.
While driving a car... in modern clothing.... listening to radio.....
People have no idea what technology is.
I would immediately sink into depression as self hate and regret surface without the constant e-distractions
19:40 "Omg we are British"😂
They are not that lucky
Best line of the movie
I would be devastated, too, knowing I would have to spend a fortune when I become an adult to keep my teeth from falling out.
He played Julius Caesar in "Rome"
Them and the majority of American's :P
"Are you sure it's not Tuesday?" That had me gagged.
So we're just going to ignore the wife was pretty much consider simply leaving her family behind and (maybe, it's not clear, cheating) before the guy started acting different? Kinda sucks we're at a point we as a society pretty much allow people to backstab others and it's becoming pretty acceptable.
It’s not new wdym shitty ppl always existed
I definitely caught it.
Marriages mean nothing for the average woman nowadays, social media has thought them that all it mather is "me", "me" and "me"; the moment they get bored or feel they are not getting the attention they deserve they just cheat on their husbands and/or walk away from the marriage while blaming the husband. they make no effort whatsoever to work on the relationship or express their feelings on a logical way.
Well, we're being told it's acceptable for women to do so, not the other way around.
Literally the story of 8/10 men I meet atm... Including mine.
Maggie Q........one of my favorites......great to see her again.
Ngl, I knew her better as “Hannah Wells”.
i was 16 mins angry, only for you to tell me in min 23:20 you baited me into getting angry. dam great job son.
Why the hell were you angry when he called the CS knockoff CS?
You are a grown man. Get over it
Not sure why mad. He tried to hype the game up by giving it a real game's name.
It’s actually an first good recap channel. Bloody good work man.
yes and the way he lets certain audios play
Disagree. I don’t want to hear ANY commentary.
@@razorback9926 lmao
@@razorback9926 sounds you just want to watch a movie
@@Airbigbawls Sounds like you don’t want to watch a movie, and would rather have a narrator tell you what you’re watching.
The Van part was already funny but when the end main credits were playing and it said his name is ACTUALLY Van I lost it😂😂😂 I stopped the recap and watched the movie and I’m so glad I did!
Same. I wanted to watch the movie all in all. It was pretty good.
The name of the movie
I want to watch this movie please let me know the name of the movie
@@DanielTaylor-uq4sz the movie is called "The Family Plan"
@@shanssait's "The Family Plan" on Apple TV+
5:56 "ooo are you sure it's not Tuesday?"
😂😂😂😂
Tuesday Taco that is! 😜
😮
"There's 9 other events, B" had me rolling!😂😂
So the wife got what she wanted. Then complained about it.
Sounds about right.
As a guy in a 40 year marriage....yeah.
She seemed to be happy about it until she found out he lied to her since the moment they met and used to murder people for money.
That sums them up perfectly.
You're either a punk trapped in a shit marriage or an incel.
Which one?
Wow, seriously? A wife abruptly learns that her kids (including a little baby) are in danger of being killed at any moment by mercenaries, and because she doesn't instantly adjust to this new reality and express joy, your conclusion is "she got what she wanted and complained about it"? Dude...
I like your dedication, man. You even did some research for the recap. I didn't know Mark Wahlberg was an investor in Flecha Azul
This seems a very low bar? It's definitely going to be in the trivia of the IMDB page so not much "research" or dedication required? Ok, I checked. It's there and so is the fact that Mark Wahlberg owns a number of Ohio car dealerships along with some more real life parallels. There are plenty of "wink, winks" from the film. Perfect material for recap makers I guess?
For fuck sakes, thank you!
@galvinjason for the sake of fuck, you are welcome
I used to think A-holes like those only happened in the movies till it happened too me at a TGIFs in San Mateo. I was trying to be a gentleman & diffuse the situation because I knew my wife would freak out, but it only made it worst. After it was over, the police came, every one told them what happened & they got arrested. I had blood all over me but by some miracle, NOTHING happened to me. The funniest part was this tough 60 yr old hunter/tracker told the idiots when they were trying to act like victims, "Just because you got slapped like b*tches, stop whining like one". The whole bar laughed. It took my wife a couple of days till she talked to me again but I think she understood in the end.
You forgot the slow clap!
Holy Sheeeiiiittttt !! So reminds me of a fight in a bar. I was sitting at the bar, minding my own business talking with a young lady next to me as the bar was PACKED. Some A-hole elbowed his way in between us (elbowing me very hard) and I was trying to diffuse the situation too. Didn't wanna fight and this guy was a huge bodybuilder type. I was asking him to just politely ask for his beer and it was not necessary to elbow his way in as if he was entering the ring or something and he turned his bottle around in his hand and said if I didn't STFU he was gonna wack me with his beer. What did I do, no hesitation, I pulled a punch from deep down by my wait and caught him square on the chin. Like a movie scene he went crashing back breaking a table in the process and I had hit em with everything I had. He was getting up and I knew it was gonna be on and he had 4 buddies standing there watching. I went aw shiiiiieeeeeeeeit in my head, grab the bar stool and busted it over his head. he wasn't getting up from that and all his buddies backed up a couple of steps. Bartender was right there and said maybe I should leave. I did. Walking down the street I felt a hand grab me by the arm and forcefully spin me around and I came around with my fist cocked ready for his friends that followed me maybe? Nope it was a COP. I apologized and he asked me to come back to the bar. I did. The cops all 8 of em asked me if I hit him with the bar stool and I lied swearing no way did I do that. They already knew I did. But EVERY single person that witnessed it said the other guy started it and he was in cuffs and I thought I was next. COPS let me go and told me that I was banned from the bar. My sister had gone to the restroom and when she got back she was cussing saying "I always miss all the action Damnit" I was scared outta my wits thinking I was going to jail, but they just said to never come back to the place cause I was banned and I would be arrested if I ever went back. I gladly left. I've told 3 people that story and never thought some 30 years later i would be telling it again..........Unforgettable and I had almost NO formal training in fighting, but, dude PO'd me right off with the elbow and then threatened me. What was I suppose to do stand there and say no your not gonna do that and get smacked in the head with a Beer Bottle. I AIN'T that guy, never have been.
And then everyone clapped..
@@anonimous2451 Yeah, people need to learn to keep their hands to themselves.
@@danstheman33 No they just laughed at them. The slow clap was optional.
Dear Lord, my son IS young enough (6 months) for my wife & I to have had 20-year clandestine careers, retire, and have him under completely new identities.
I would be mortified if my daughter was a journalist.
Why , journalist = repeater, they do not do proper journalist work anymore. They are scam and part of the liberal propaganda.
This movie is a wholesome powertrip, I enjoyed quite a lot after this recap. Good to see Marky Mark still going strong doing fun action romps with some wholesome values behind.
Whats the film called ??
@@2spoons The Family Plan
With his back story in this movie, it's sort of like an homage sequel to "The Big Hit" (1998). Check it out if you're a Wahlberg fan and haven't seen it. It's the comedy action genre (think Beverly Hills Cop), which is difficult to get right. But the cast of The Big Hit has great chemistry and it's a fun movie if you have a couple hours to fill.
The funniest thing in this movie is that Valkyrie is in any kind of serious gaming competition. xD
They had to get SOME big name streamer in there. Rae probably was a good price/recognition
They cheaped out on that cameo huh lmao
Her team failing was pretty IRL cannon though
They should have shown how the streamer tried to scam 1000s of gullible simps into buying unauthorized beauty products.
This is the best recap I've watched, no annoying AI voice, 10/10 bro
This is 100% an AI voice. Lol
AI is getting good.
11/10 Sis.
sarcasm???
This is AI.
By the way, that "Are you sure its not tuesday?" killed me 😂😂
3:50 Vin Diesel "Toasty!" had me dying LMAO 💀
I had to watch that a few times! 😂😂😂
They did the mother so dirty during the cat fight lmao.
Not really one's a trained assassin and the other ones just taking classes and not very good at it 😂😂
Ya, until the javelin through though.
@@J.J.J.J.J.J.Jyea that was cold af
That's how it is suppose to go. 😂
That failed stunt had me and my dad laughing big time. HAAA! That next move though had us like 😳
Uh, is it just me or is the fool dying via falling to his death with a soiled diaper stuck to his face being the most gruesome way to die in this movie?
It's more brutal than the Casino desert scene
😂
It's the only scene that made me really react lol
bro said “monogamy is just a construct of our western oppressive civilization.” 💀
Spoke nothing but the truth....
That's what all losers say
As a Veteran Counter-Strike Player, I was eating it up every time you called it CS LOL
The flecha azul gag made my day. I was needing it. Thank you.
I paused this and went to watch the movie immediately. This was a well made movie with good humor. A few year ago this would have been a good Box office movie.
What is the movie name
@@joyhouse2334 The Family Plan
@@joyhouse2334 Family Plan. Apple TV i think
@@joyhouse2334 The Family Plan (Apple TV)
What's the name of the movie?
"I'm Van, I'm a vehicle" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣
"his family bobbles their heads like bobblehead dog figures on a dashboard" lol 😂 I'm under the table
What doing under table? What's down there? You drop something?
When I was 16, my GF's little sister grabbed my junk under table. At dinner. GF was oldest of four girls all were there along with mom. She acted like youngest tho. We only dated for a few months.
Nigga what @@burtan2000
That was hilarious 😂 lol
@@burtan2000
Why do you sound like an ai trying to sound human? 😭 lol
"oh- oh my- oh my god, we're- we're british" the correct reaction
“Oh I don’t speak French, they just teach us enough for us to look fancy” 😂
Classic
I love recap. It's like cliff notes. So many movies out there and not enough time to watch them all.
I loved this. Such a trope genre that we've seen too many times, I appreciated the MrRecap Notes!!
Dude his little son is legend 😂😂😂😂
Growing up as a kid in the 70's My neighbor didn't look very tough but ended up being a 5th. degree black belt. I went to a small venue concert with him, and realized that you didn't want to mess with him! Just saying!
Growing up in the 80's I knew a kid who didn't look tough but said that he knew karate. Turns out that he was lying and got his ass kicked many times.
8:06 was not expecting joyner lucas😂
Same bro lmao
22:19 the funniest part of the movie hands down
the flop and then perfectly impaling her topped with a witty quip
wasn't that witty considering female athletics normally has heptathlons and not decathlons so there are 6 other events and not 9.
@@harrismazari5484 just googled it and women's decathlons have been a standardized event since 2001
So since the kids in the movie are teens and assuming the movie takes place in modern time like 2020+, the mom could've competed in a decathlon between 2001 and when her kids started being born
@@harrismazari5484 except women do also compete in decathlon, it's just not in the olympics
you dont know her life or what she did in college
@@smokeychickenwings1038 Lol shows you aren't really an athletics fan and aren't great at googling. the NCAA still only have heptathlons (they are American) and she is way too old to have been participating in decathlons in 2018 when they started for official decathlons in elite competitions.
It seems the writers like you were noobs.
@@harrismazari5484 it’s a fucking movie😂 you’re arguing about her athletics when mark walhberg is a “boring husband” but an assassin lol
I like this better than watching actual movie. So much time saved, thanks!
Name of the movie
@@faithihuoma7623 The Family Plan 2023
I didn't know they rebooted True Lies.
Lmfaooooo I didn’t even realize that the plot was so similar
The only similarity is the lying, which is in 95% of these types of movies.
@@AshleighDanburry Exactly.
In true lies when did Arnold get a drink poured on him?
@@AHOBOINTEXAS Arnolds humiliation was Paxtons playing his game on his wife.
The scene at 0:25--how the hell can people live like that?? Do people actually like to live like ants in a colony? FUCK thatt!!
Yeah that’s how some Suburbs are designed.
I don't know if this footage was transferred from 24fps to 30fps in this youtube video, or if the original footage is just shot on cheap cameras, but this seriously has the look of a made-for-TV movie.
Great recap man. New subbie. I live for these done in high Def. You knocked it out the park. The twists in this movie is outrageous. I just wanna know..... 17:35 ....how did they get the baby to laugh? I noticed his face when the daughter was asked if max was hers. That kids a natural!
They just remade "Nobody" with Mark wahlberg and different title. No shame.
Yeah...they should have waited another ten years before they remade the same movie. I liked Nobody
Nobody was the shit
was that like a remake of true lies???
@brianbenoit6883 it was nothing like "True Lies" true lies started out boring and progressed to Ridiculous.
Nobody is pretty much John Wick
these people have no idea what buffalo looks like they think you can see the space needle from here😂
That would be weird considering that the Space Needle is in Seattle.
why is this video so damn high quality?! even on 720P it looks like on 120fps....Awesome video quality and awesome recap
"oh my god, we're British" fucking killed me
That's how the rest of the world thinks about the possibility of being American.
@@watkinsrory honestly fair I dislike being American myself lmao
Two of my favorite actors Michelle and Mark Walburg
Great Fan, Not knowing it's Wahlberg.
Baby and daddy are definitely the heros here 😂
I'm never watching another full movie again! just going to wait for you to recap it 😂
18:19 I am Van, I am a vehicle 😅
you what's even funnier? the actor's name is Van 😂😂
also he's british 19:36 XD
Maybe you could work on that a bit ... "I am Van, the vehicle to your /our success"
lol the valorant counterstrike "twist" was 10/10. I honestly never played either so all shooters kind of look alike to me (outside of Destiny 2)
“Solidarity yay.!! I just freed our family from the shackles of technology.” 🤣🤣🤣
18:38 like you just found out your husband is a assassin, but you do the emotional thing and flee, turning away/into a bigger problem! Because that makes total sense! Women logic is bananas
20:48 but wow she looks amazing after three kids and pregnant with another!
Im gonna assume that this movie is better as your recap than actually watching.
It has marky mark in it of course it's better in terrible summary then actually watching his talentless self try to act.
Pretty bad at the restaurant game too. Lot of locations have closed since 2017... 😂
@@craighanson-rc1md jeez…how do u not like Mark Wahlberg ? 😭
Bro mark is a legend. I love all his movies
I love the part when baby laughed when the 2 teenagers laughed
Doesn't he look like John Cena 😂
He was an elite assassin. I guess your average run of the mill assassin doesn't get paid as much.
Ordinary assassins usually end up having short careers.
Best recap ever.
Just earned yourself a new subscribedr all the way from South Africa.
Thanks a lot. I really appreciate it 🙏
The movie's plot twist was actually at the end of the recap video...well played sir
“Solidarity BYE!”
“NOOOOOOOOO!”
That wife plays the best wife in every movie i swear to god 😂
You see her play a mom in True Detective season 1? Sheeeeeeeesh
Imagine if the movie went pretty much the same way except he told his family he’s a former ninja! And they were aware of the threat and didn’t do dumb things throughout the movie! I know, the plot wouldn’t be able to be pushed along
good recap, i like the 20+ min format, you have a good voice for this
Its voiced by a bot...
“im van, im a vehicle” 😂😂😂
23:13 you bloody ... :D
The pole vault attempt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That recap was on point ! You should be paid by the studios for this. I got to watch the movie now.
Whats the movies name
@@CalebTheys The Family Plan
Quality so good, they totally changed the way Bob Odenkirk looks.
Bro I’m glad I waited to mention the CS comment 😂
Its on 360p but looks like 1080p or better. Im curious how that works 😂
Quality is insane
Name of the movie?
What is an "Elite Assassin"? A murderer with a Harvard degree?
One who does not miss thier mark
A serial killer?
@@flavaj13Nope, more like Hitman 47 who leaves no traces
No, that's a politician
😂
I really need this in my collection. Right between Mr. &Mrs. Smith and Mr Nobody.
Check out The Big Hit, 1998 if you haven't seen it.
Love Max's response @ 17:34 🤣💞😅
i love this, it's Cliff's Notes for movies you don't totally want to sit through!
Glad to see "Snoop", the girl assassin from The Wire. ☺
Thanks for this recap 23 min instead of watching the movie 120 minutes , which is save me around 97 min , now I am going to watch the movie 120 minutes as this recap was really fun and make me love the movie 😂
What's the movie nameeeee
This comment looks like you used AI to write. Same weirdness all recap videos have
@@Natan1300 no it is me , i am human send me the captchas 😂
I want to know the title of the mobieb
17:51 ahah I love how the mom used the exact same words ahah!!
This is the first time i'm seeing an 8k video on UA-cam. I remember when 1080p resolution was considered godly 2 decades ago.
“Oh man Kill Boi is awesome!” AI captures human teenager dialogue perfectly
"omg we're British" got me bursting out of laughter😂
This is a great recap! Love your style. I subscribed.
AI recaps are your style? Enjoy I guess
*The real robbery is paying $200 to play games, he could buy a whole setup for $800*
If he's as famous as he is then he prolly earns more by donation which could be a net positive but then again why not buy his own setup lol
Best recap I've heard
Thanks a lot
@@MrRecapFromUA-camyou're welcome