Bullies Humiliated Him in Front of His Wife, Not Realizing He's A Former Elite Assassin

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  • @pizzaparty-r1c
    @pizzaparty-r1c 5 місяців тому +8119

    Me and a friend of mine bullied this one guy in high school. We would never touch him, just say mean shit to him. He just stayed quiet and listen to our crap. Years later, I went to a motorcycle meet up in town. Guess who shows up on a motorcycle? The guy I bullied years earlier. Well, we ended up becoming friends after that ride. One day I went to his house to help him work on his bike. While we were chatting away, I mentioned that I was sorry for how I treated him back in school. He invited me into his house as he said he wanted to show me something. There was like this little din up some stairs. We walk into this room and an entire wall was shelved with what must have been at least 50 karate and jujitsu trophies all with photos of him fighting. He had been training since he was 5 years old. He said, thank you for not making me hurt you and your friend. I was in shock and terrified at the same time. It was a damn for real humbling experience.

    • @MrRecapFromYouTube
      @MrRecapFromYouTube  5 місяців тому +651

      Wow. That's an impressive story

    • @IlluminateAF
      @IlluminateAF 5 місяців тому +223

      @@Joseph-wu6kdcry me a river

    • @Kylefromairdrie
      @Kylefromairdrie 5 місяців тому

      @@Joseph-wu6kd oh this guy knows everyone. dumb dumb

    • @pizzaparty-r1c
      @pizzaparty-r1c 5 місяців тому +156

      @@Joseph-wu6kd Uhm, thanks i guess?

    • @johndecko2896
      @johndecko2896 5 місяців тому +133

      Script for The Karate Kid not!🎉😂😂

  • @DanJohanson
    @DanJohanson 5 місяців тому +6926

    Why the quality is so high?

    • @JustRyzlen
      @JustRyzlen 5 місяців тому +496

      Why would not the quality is so high? ( this reply is a joke mocking the original commenter damn bro yall act like yall cant see a joke )

    • @DanJohanson
      @DanJohanson 5 місяців тому +612

      @@JustRyzlen because I watched recaps on other channels and the quality wasn't so good, literally like 720p or even lower

    • @TorreonTango
      @TorreonTango 5 місяців тому +63

      @@DanJohanson hop off lil bro

    • @dusesedits
      @dusesedits 5 місяців тому +56

      Is a good thing no?

    • @JohnnyTheBoxer-pj7km
      @JohnnyTheBoxer-pj7km 5 місяців тому +41

      ​@@duseseditsI think yes

  • @JLuew
    @JLuew 5 місяців тому +1646

    The baby is the best actor. Reacting appropriately in every scene.

    • @OskyyD1
      @OskyyD1 5 місяців тому +25

      And probably does it without pay

    • @natewilson111
      @natewilson111 5 місяців тому +20

      She also memorized all her lines

    • @quiet92
      @quiet92 5 місяців тому +12

      It is a Hollywood movie, and as such there are a number of extremely strict regulations about filming with children.
      The baby is almost certainly being paid. And if the baby has done enough hours, it has an SAG card.
      p.s. there are also strongly enforced regulations about how that money must be saved.
      The understanding is that Hollywood does not want another Jackie Coogan situation where a child-actor spent its whole childhood in front of a Hollywood camera and comes to maturity, no longer a hot Hollywood property, and has no money to show for how its parents squandered his or her childhood working for Hollywood.

    • @colonelfustercluck486
      @colonelfustercluck486 4 місяці тому

      like puking and crapping...

    • @businessinsiderhub4452
      @businessinsiderhub4452 3 місяці тому +4

      I saw 999 likes I had to make it 1k 😊 cause I love Babies

  • @erikaenander5374
    @erikaenander5374 Місяць тому +120

    Sooo many women initiate divorce in marriages they claim are boring. If you’ve got a husband that provides, remains faithful, treats the kids well, then your marriage isn’t boring, you are. But go ahead, go find yourself, but come back within 3-6 months because you’ll be replaced by then, and you will have found the dating marker absolute hell for left over women your age. Cherish your “boring” life, and love your husband. You are soooooo replaceable. You’re giving up a responsible family man with a job. He’s like catnip to the cougars and a secure, steady man to young woman.

    • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848
      @brawndothethirstmutilator9848 Місяць тому +19

      This bitterness is oddly specific.

    • @ineptsparrow
      @ineptsparrow Місяць тому +9

      Congrats to your Ex

    • @Eiuol81853
      @Eiuol81853 Місяць тому +8

      Why do I have the feeling this story should be told to a therapist and not a comment on UA-cam?

    • @MyOtherCheek
      @MyOtherCheek Місяць тому +11

      Amen!! I adore my steady husband!! He's my hero.
      I remember what life was like after my father left us for his mistress. Life is HARD for a divorced mom, and hard for her kids.
      If you think your husband is boring, find or make-up ways to show him how much you can appreciate him. He may not be so "boring" after all, given a tiny bit of encouragement 😊

    • @xQc_Enjoyer777
      @xQc_Enjoyer777 Місяць тому

      lol

  • @jasonsherwood7539
    @jasonsherwood7539 5 місяців тому +2726

    Always love the "my boring husband is a retired assassin" movie plots

    • @-MichaelMunoz-
      @-MichaelMunoz- 5 місяців тому +97

      Easy money

    • @gumnaamaadmi007
      @gumnaamaadmi007 5 місяців тому +150

      True Lies was a classic.

    • @unknownop7144
      @unknownop7144 5 місяців тому +47

      U should look up former delta operators they look like dudes that work at a bank or do ur taxes

    • @jimmylight4866
      @jimmylight4866 5 місяців тому +11

      Yaaaawwwwn. Right and im shocked its Mark Wahlburg.... not......

    • @anurag123B
      @anurag123B 5 місяців тому +15

      Yeah! A very original plot 😂

  • @Mr.JOE5784
    @Mr.JOE5784 5 місяців тому +3060

    "At least you got a real name. I'm Van, I'm a vehicle." That right there got me screaming! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @craighanson-rc1md
      @craighanson-rc1md 5 місяців тому +46

      Vans are awesome & multi functional very comfortable & practical especially when the end of the world & zombie apocalypses comes in a few months.

    • @noyou9379
      @noyou9379 5 місяців тому +17

      He would have had a different view if he ever watched Van Wilder lol

    • @LongBeachAnt
      @LongBeachAnt 5 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @craighanson-rc1md
      @craighanson-rc1md 5 місяців тому +5

      @@noyou9379 van wilder was a pathetic attempt to make a continue the National Lampoon series without out any of the Griswolds.

    • @noyou9379
      @noyou9379 5 місяців тому +4

      @craighanson-rc1md granted I always forget it was a national lampoon's movie, I thought it was pretty good being based on an actual person

  • @turkeyman631
    @turkeyman631 5 місяців тому +2043

    Lmao I love the explanation at the end of him purposely calling it Counter Strike.

    • @marloncebo242
      @marloncebo242 5 місяців тому +59

      No explanation was needed for us real gamers.

    • @Brawndo2008
      @Brawndo2008 5 місяців тому +28

      That got me good lol. I was like, "DUDE!! IN NO WORLD OF MODDING WHATSOEVER IS THAT COUNTER STRIKE!"

    • @turkeyman631
      @turkeyman631 5 місяців тому +25

      @@marloncebo242 I actually thought ‘lol close enough’ thinking he just didn’t know what game it was.

    • @daveross1638
      @daveross1638 5 місяців тому

      @@marloncebo242 just say gamers no need to be a dick about it

    • @underboundsans166
      @underboundsans166 5 місяців тому +12

      Fortunately I actually watched until the end
      I think that was the real test

  • @TheDangerRanger26
    @TheDangerRanger26 Місяць тому +42

    “He even helps his father by handing him his milk as a weapon” 😂😂😂

  • @shairyarmalik175
    @shairyarmalik175 5 місяців тому +921

    Movie Name: The Family Plan

  • @daz7467
    @daz7467 5 місяців тому +833

    my kids are 19, 16 and 9. I was just imagining telling them that I was an assassin before they were born. They would be in hysterics 😂

    • @Michael_Chandler_Keaton
      @Michael_Chandler_Keaton 5 місяців тому +51

      My boys are still small enough they'd probably believe it lol.

    • @920WASHBURN
      @920WASHBURN 5 місяців тому +35

      Tell them you still have the receipt from the baby store. That'll get them in line

    • @NituPandey-mw2bw
      @NituPandey-mw2bw 5 місяців тому +2

      Why are some so obsessed with getting in line , putting in place ?? Minions

    • @jyothish5194
      @jyothish5194 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Michael_Chandler_Keaton My father was a communist and had fights with swords, partly including when I was alive (he was on the good side but conflicts arose) so I don't think it's not a big deal to know if your dad was an assassin or not.

    • @Michael_Chandler_Keaton
      @Michael_Chandler_Keaton 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jyothish5194 Umm, but it's awesome though! Freaking sword fights??! That's beast!

  • @DanniV8
    @DanniV8 5 місяців тому +843

    This is the perfect movie to be recapped. I imagine if I had to sit through 90 minutes of it I'd pass out on the couch and never try again

    • @robbpowell194
      @robbpowell194 5 місяців тому +3

      😏

    • @jklappenbach
      @jklappenbach 5 місяців тому

      Mark-e-mark just never evolved from douchebag.

    • @jklappenbach
      @jklappenbach 5 місяців тому +33

      Mark-e-mark is still the worst. And the script rewards the daughter's assault on her boyfriend for cheating on her.
      Absolute zero.

    • @LeduaRamataisau
      @LeduaRamataisau 4 місяці тому +3

      Movie name

    • @genoric4094
      @genoric4094 4 місяці тому +13

      @@jklappenbach”Assault” huh. I’d call that non-verbal reprimanding given the size difference.

  • @tosattam
    @tosattam 3 місяці тому +43

    Well one of the funniest dialogues is where Kyle says at least you have real name, I am van a vehicle and then to find out his real name is actually Van makes me feel it was a real expression for him. 😂

  • @ovrmya
    @ovrmya 5 місяців тому +210

    as someone who binge watches recaps everyday for hours this is one of the best i came across. the quality is absolutely insane from the narration to the visuals, it was perfectly executed! the accuracy of the clips to what the narration is explaining and the audio being included from the movie is my favorite and not many other channels does this. keep up the great work im definitely gonna keep coming back for more 😁

    • @5thBuddha
      @5thBuddha 5 місяців тому +5

      100 💯

    • @MrRecapFromYouTube
      @MrRecapFromYouTube  5 місяців тому +11

      Wow, thanks!

    • @stevenspinazzola6759
      @stevenspinazzola6759 5 місяців тому +5

      @@MrRecapFromUA-cam name of the movie ?

    • @J.R.in_WV
      @J.R.in_WV 5 місяців тому

      @@stevenspinazzola6759 The Family Plan

    • @MrStatic156
      @MrStatic156 5 місяців тому

      @@stevenspinazzola6759that’s what I’m wondering

  • @Shadow8Crow
    @Shadow8Crow 5 місяців тому +735

    "despite 10 guys shooting with automatic rifles no one manages to hit him"😂😂😂😂

    • @DeejayMagic-wp5rv
      @DeejayMagic-wp5rv 5 місяців тому +19

      He is the next Chuck Norris 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ismailcordice110
      @ismailcordice110 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bskee001
      @bskee001 5 місяців тому +9

      Well, it is in fact a movie brotha!

    • @somefellowontheinterweb
      @somefellowontheinterweb 5 місяців тому +13

      I know it's a movie and all, but considering in Vietnam, it was estimated at around 45-50,000 bullets per kill, I can believe it. Granted, it was likely more to suppress than actually kill.

    • @parijatpathak1849
      @parijatpathak1849 5 місяців тому +3

      Standard plot evasion maneuver

  • @takekonakama4318
    @takekonakama4318 Місяць тому +10

    I just love the bad guy in this movie. He’s so good being a villain. He’s been in so many movies as the villain !!!

  • @RevanLockheart-
    @RevanLockheart- 5 місяців тому +617

    Mark Wahlberg singing vanilla Ice is beyond 4th wall smashing.

    • @Chris-rj4fs
      @Chris-rj4fs 5 місяців тому +5

      How? He isn't Vanilla Ice...

    • @zimrulezlotrrocz
      @zimrulezlotrrocz 5 місяців тому +80

      ​@@Chris-rj4fsever heard of Marky Mark? Him and Vanilla Ice were rivals. You're welcome, now it makes sense.

    • @Thr33.Sid3z
      @Thr33.Sid3z 5 місяців тому +19

      Not really a 4th wall break. Maybe if it was Marky Mark "Feel The Vibration" but not Vanilla Ice

    • @badgerbadgerton966
      @badgerbadgerton966 5 місяців тому +9

      I was looking for that LOL. I was wondering what happened to the Funky Bunch.

    • @RevanLockheart-
      @RevanLockheart- 5 місяців тому

      @@zimrulezlotrrocz this is the best response to my comment, so far.

  • @vntgstks
    @vntgstks 5 місяців тому +415

    I JUST FREED OUR FAMILY FROM THE SHACKLES OF TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @josephanderson9406
      @josephanderson9406 5 місяців тому +4

      Exactly my thoughts Lol

    • @vivocollegeofmusic2724
      @vivocollegeofmusic2724 5 місяців тому +5

      You turned the wifi off?

    • @pocketsfullofdynamite
      @pocketsfullofdynamite 5 місяців тому +2

      And starts driving faster.

    • @hitandruncommentor
      @hitandruncommentor 5 місяців тому +4

      While driving a car... in modern clothing.... listening to radio.....
      People have no idea what technology is.

    • @BenLee-xj7zm
      @BenLee-xj7zm Місяць тому +1

      I would immediately sink into depression as self hate and regret surface without the constant e-distractions

  • @bcic3929
    @bcic3929 5 місяців тому +405

    19:40 "Omg we are British"😂

    • @JohnJones-k9d
      @JohnJones-k9d 5 місяців тому +8

      They are not that lucky

    • @jiysea
      @jiysea 5 місяців тому +5

      Best line of the movie

    • @SamS.7598
      @SamS.7598 5 місяців тому +9

      I would be devastated, too, knowing I would have to spend a fortune when I become an adult to keep my teeth from falling out.

    • @PunchBuggyDreams
      @PunchBuggyDreams 5 місяців тому +1

      He played Julius Caesar in "Rome"

    • @KCM25NJL
      @KCM25NJL 5 місяців тому +5

      Them and the majority of American's :P

  • @Kazutoification
    @Kazutoification 15 днів тому +4

    "Are you sure it's not Tuesday?" That had me gagged.

  • @raider1297
    @raider1297 5 місяців тому +153

    So we're just going to ignore the wife was pretty much consider simply leaving her family behind and (maybe, it's not clear, cheating) before the guy started acting different? Kinda sucks we're at a point we as a society pretty much allow people to backstab others and it's becoming pretty acceptable.

    • @Okaydokie173
      @Okaydokie173 5 місяців тому

      It’s not new wdym shitty ppl always existed

    • @shoutatthedevil841
      @shoutatthedevil841 5 місяців тому +7

      I definitely caught it.

    • @mesv3567
      @mesv3567 5 місяців тому +1

      Marriages mean nothing for the average woman nowadays, social media has thought them that all it mather is "me", "me" and "me"; the moment they get bored or feel they are not getting the attention they deserve they just cheat on their husbands and/or walk away from the marriage while blaming the husband. they make no effort whatsoever to work on the relationship or express their feelings on a logical way.

    • @burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill
      @burgeryoufoundbehindthegrill 5 місяців тому +16

      Well, we're being told it's acceptable for women to do so, not the other way around.

    • @juanleonard2974
      @juanleonard2974 5 місяців тому +8

      Literally the story of 8/10 men I meet atm... Including mine.

  • @cb750k1974
    @cb750k1974 5 місяців тому +107

    Maggie Q........one of my favorites......great to see her again.

    • @tim_thailand9569
      @tim_thailand9569 2 місяці тому +3

      Ngl, I knew her better as “Hannah Wells”.

  • @helldemituz
    @helldemituz 5 місяців тому +80

    i was 16 mins angry, only for you to tell me in min 23:20 you baited me into getting angry. dam great job son.

    • @IGoByKit
      @IGoByKit 2 місяці тому +5

      Why the hell were you angry when he called the CS knockoff CS?

    • @mikenuckles5928
      @mikenuckles5928 2 місяці тому

      You are a grown man. Get over it

    • @macdaddymario
      @macdaddymario Місяць тому

      Not sure why mad. He tried to hype the game up by giving it a real game's name.

  • @pieter913
    @pieter913 4 місяці тому +136

    It’s actually an first good recap channel. Bloody good work man.

    • @cherubzbaby
      @cherubzbaby 2 місяці тому +1

      yes and the way he lets certain audios play

    • @razorback9926
      @razorback9926 2 місяці тому

      Disagree. I don’t want to hear ANY commentary.

    • @pieter913
      @pieter913 2 місяці тому

      @@razorback9926 lmao

    • @Airbigbawls
      @Airbigbawls 26 днів тому

      ​@@razorback9926 sounds you just want to watch a movie

    • @razorback9926
      @razorback9926 26 днів тому

      @@Airbigbawls Sounds like you don’t want to watch a movie, and would rather have a narrator tell you what you’re watching.

  • @mileyscool97
    @mileyscool97 5 місяців тому +365

    The Van part was already funny but when the end main credits were playing and it said his name is ACTUALLY Van I lost it😂😂😂 I stopped the recap and watched the movie and I’m so glad I did!

    • @yahmicah4294
      @yahmicah4294 5 місяців тому +5

      Same. I wanted to watch the movie all in all. It was pretty good.

    • @DanielTaylor-uq4sz
      @DanielTaylor-uq4sz 5 місяців тому +5

      The name of the movie

    • @shanssa
      @shanssa 5 місяців тому

      I want to watch this movie please let me know the name of the movie

    • @markusberg
      @markusberg 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@DanielTaylor-uq4sz the movie is called "The Family Plan"

    • @markusberg
      @markusberg 5 місяців тому

      ​@@shanssait's "The Family Plan" on Apple TV+

  • @the1savagebeast
    @the1savagebeast 5 місяців тому +124

    5:56 "ooo are you sure it's not Tuesday?"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @eazybreezye
    @eazybreezye 5 місяців тому +190

    "There's 9 other events, B" had me rolling!😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-nn8mv
    @JohnDoe-nn8mv 4 місяці тому +242

    So the wife got what she wanted. Then complained about it.
    Sounds about right.

    • @BigHeinen
      @BigHeinen 3 місяці тому +26

      As a guy in a 40 year marriage....yeah.

    • @agentblakk7096
      @agentblakk7096 2 місяці тому

      She seemed to be happy about it until she found out he lied to her since the moment they met and used to murder people for money.

    • @a1racer441
      @a1racer441 2 місяці тому +8

      That sums them up perfectly.

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 2 місяці тому

      You're either a punk trapped in a shit marriage or an incel.
      Which one?

    • @exp9r
      @exp9r Місяць тому +5

      Wow, seriously? A wife abruptly learns that her kids (including a little baby) are in danger of being killed at any moment by mercenaries, and because she doesn't instantly adjust to this new reality and express joy, your conclusion is "she got what she wanted and complained about it"? Dude...

  • @DavisonPaul-fz7ru
    @DavisonPaul-fz7ru 5 місяців тому +313

    I like your dedication, man. You even did some research for the recap. I didn't know Mark Wahlberg was an investor in Flecha Azul

    • @cichlisuite2
      @cichlisuite2 5 місяців тому

      This seems a very low bar? It's definitely going to be in the trivia of the IMDB page so not much "research" or dedication required? Ok, I checked. It's there and so is the fact that Mark Wahlberg owns a number of Ohio car dealerships along with some more real life parallels. There are plenty of "wink, winks" from the film. Perfect material for recap makers I guess?

    • @galvinjason
      @galvinjason 5 місяців тому

      For fuck sakes, thank you!

    • @supers0nic77
      @supers0nic77 5 місяців тому

      ​@galvinjason for the sake of fuck, you are welcome

  • @REB4444
    @REB4444 5 місяців тому +87

    I used to think A-holes like those only happened in the movies till it happened too me at a TGIFs in San Mateo. I was trying to be a gentleman & diffuse the situation because I knew my wife would freak out, but it only made it worst. After it was over, the police came, every one told them what happened & they got arrested. I had blood all over me but by some miracle, NOTHING happened to me. The funniest part was this tough 60 yr old hunter/tracker told the idiots when they were trying to act like victims, "Just because you got slapped like b*tches, stop whining like one". The whole bar laughed. It took my wife a couple of days till she talked to me again but I think she understood in the end.

    • @biggdbo
      @biggdbo 5 місяців тому +11

      You forgot the slow clap!

    • @anonimous2451
      @anonimous2451 5 місяців тому +6

      Holy Sheeeiiiittttt !! So reminds me of a fight in a bar. I was sitting at the bar, minding my own business talking with a young lady next to me as the bar was PACKED. Some A-hole elbowed his way in between us (elbowing me very hard) and I was trying to diffuse the situation too. Didn't wanna fight and this guy was a huge bodybuilder type. I was asking him to just politely ask for his beer and it was not necessary to elbow his way in as if he was entering the ring or something and he turned his bottle around in his hand and said if I didn't STFU he was gonna wack me with his beer. What did I do, no hesitation, I pulled a punch from deep down by my wait and caught him square on the chin. Like a movie scene he went crashing back breaking a table in the process and I had hit em with everything I had. He was getting up and I knew it was gonna be on and he had 4 buddies standing there watching. I went aw shiiiiieeeeeeeeit in my head, grab the bar stool and busted it over his head. he wasn't getting up from that and all his buddies backed up a couple of steps. Bartender was right there and said maybe I should leave. I did. Walking down the street I felt a hand grab me by the arm and forcefully spin me around and I came around with my fist cocked ready for his friends that followed me maybe? Nope it was a COP. I apologized and he asked me to come back to the bar. I did. The cops all 8 of em asked me if I hit him with the bar stool and I lied swearing no way did I do that. They already knew I did. But EVERY single person that witnessed it said the other guy started it and he was in cuffs and I thought I was next. COPS let me go and told me that I was banned from the bar. My sister had gone to the restroom and when she got back she was cussing saying "I always miss all the action Damnit" I was scared outta my wits thinking I was going to jail, but they just said to never come back to the place cause I was banned and I would be arrested if I ever went back. I gladly left. I've told 3 people that story and never thought some 30 years later i would be telling it again..........Unforgettable and I had almost NO formal training in fighting, but, dude PO'd me right off with the elbow and then threatened me. What was I suppose to do stand there and say no your not gonna do that and get smacked in the head with a Beer Bottle. I AIN'T that guy, never have been.

    • @danstheman33
      @danstheman33 3 місяці тому +2

      And then everyone clapped..

    • @REB4444
      @REB4444 3 місяці тому

      @@anonimous2451 Yeah, people need to learn to keep their hands to themselves.

    • @REB4444
      @REB4444 3 місяці тому

      @@danstheman33 No they just laughed at them. The slow clap was optional.

  • @Reepicheep-1
    @Reepicheep-1 5 місяців тому +22

    Dear Lord, my son IS young enough (6 months) for my wife & I to have had 20-year clandestine careers, retire, and have him under completely new identities.

  • @carlosbaja678
    @carlosbaja678 Місяць тому +21

    I would be mortified if my daughter was a journalist.

    • @jamich1
      @jamich1 Місяць тому

      Why , journalist = repeater, they do not do proper journalist work anymore. They are scam and part of the liberal propaganda.

  • @razgril
    @razgril 5 місяців тому +63

    This movie is a wholesome powertrip, I enjoyed quite a lot after this recap. Good to see Marky Mark still going strong doing fun action romps with some wholesome values behind.

    • @2spoons
      @2spoons 5 місяців тому

      Whats the film called ??

    • @TheRavensOmen
      @TheRavensOmen 5 місяців тому

      @@2spoons The Family Plan

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 4 місяці тому

      With his back story in this movie, it's sort of like an homage sequel to "The Big Hit" (1998). Check it out if you're a Wahlberg fan and haven't seen it. It's the comedy action genre (think Beverly Hills Cop), which is difficult to get right. But the cast of The Big Hit has great chemistry and it's a fun movie if you have a couple hours to fill.

  • @aFoolsMartyr
    @aFoolsMartyr 5 місяців тому +141

    The funniest thing in this movie is that Valkyrie is in any kind of serious gaming competition. xD

    • @ThisIsMego
      @ThisIsMego 5 місяців тому +19

      They had to get SOME big name streamer in there. Rae probably was a good price/recognition

    • @vermili0n
      @vermili0n 5 місяців тому +10

      They cheaped out on that cameo huh lmao

    • @SGSP3
      @SGSP3 5 місяців тому +18

      Her team failing was pretty IRL cannon though

    • @tejaswakade9047
      @tejaswakade9047 5 місяців тому +6

      They should have shown how the streamer tried to scam 1000s of gullible simps into buying unauthorized beauty products.

  • @andrecoolie1720
    @andrecoolie1720 5 місяців тому +158

    This is the best recap I've watched, no annoying AI voice, 10/10 bro

  • @Joelopesantos
    @Joelopesantos 12 днів тому +2

    By the way, that "Are you sure its not tuesday?" killed me 😂😂

  • @Dread_Fang
    @Dread_Fang 5 місяців тому +90

    3:50 Vin Diesel "Toasty!" had me dying LMAO 💀

    • @nativewarrior5052
      @nativewarrior5052 5 місяців тому

      I had to watch that a few times! 😂😂😂

  • @arcadius3257
    @arcadius3257 5 місяців тому +282

    They did the mother so dirty during the cat fight lmao.

    • @austinblickenstaff5340
      @austinblickenstaff5340 5 місяців тому +69

      Not really one's a trained assassin and the other ones just taking classes and not very good at it 😂😂

    • @J.J.J.J.J.J.J
      @J.J.J.J.J.J.J 5 місяців тому +31

      Ya, until the javelin through though.

    • @damiondunn4663
      @damiondunn4663 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@@J.J.J.J.J.J.Jyea that was cold af

    • @JrueThrondsen
      @JrueThrondsen 5 місяців тому +21

      That's how it is suppose to go. 😂

    • @yahmicah4294
      @yahmicah4294 5 місяців тому +12

      That failed stunt had me and my dad laughing big time. HAAA! That next move though had us like 😳

  • @marv.photographer5069
    @marv.photographer5069 5 місяців тому +37

    Uh, is it just me or is the fool dying via falling to his death with a soiled diaper stuck to his face being the most gruesome way to die in this movie?

    • @robertmaguire1067
      @robertmaguire1067 5 місяців тому +3

      It's more brutal than the Casino desert scene

    • @adderhoney
      @adderhoney 5 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @kareem8250
      @kareem8250 28 днів тому

      It's the only scene that made me really react lol

  • @koffee_val
    @koffee_val 4 місяці тому +28

    bro said “monogamy is just a construct of our western oppressive civilization.” 💀

  • @joeypwns
    @joeypwns 5 місяців тому +49

    As a Veteran Counter-Strike Player, I was eating it up every time you called it CS LOL

  • @fabiofl
    @fabiofl 5 місяців тому +34

    The flecha azul gag made my day. I was needing it. Thank you.

  • @doro626
    @doro626 5 місяців тому +50

    I paused this and went to watch the movie immediately. This was a well made movie with good humor. A few year ago this would have been a good Box office movie.

    • @joyhouse2334
      @joyhouse2334 5 місяців тому +7

      What is the movie name

    • @coolkid7485
      @coolkid7485 5 місяців тому

      @@joyhouse2334 The Family Plan

    • @doro626
      @doro626 5 місяців тому

      @@joyhouse2334 Family Plan. Apple TV i think

    • @mu5ic3oy
      @mu5ic3oy 5 місяців тому

      @@joyhouse2334 The Family Plan (Apple TV)

    • @jeffreyjones8321
      @jeffreyjones8321 5 місяців тому +3

      What's the name of the movie?

  • @keanusalimi1750
    @keanusalimi1750 3 дні тому

    "I'm Van, I'm a vehicle" had me dying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Spooky-td3bm
    @Spooky-td3bm 5 місяців тому +163

    "his family bobbles their heads like bobblehead dog figures on a dashboard" lol 😂 I'm under the table

    • @burtan2000
      @burtan2000 5 місяців тому

      What doing under table? What's down there? You drop something?
      When I was 16, my GF's little sister grabbed my junk under table. At dinner. GF was oldest of four girls all were there along with mom. She acted like youngest tho. We only dated for a few months.

    • @Jayluvhoops
      @Jayluvhoops 5 місяців тому

      Nigga what ​@@burtan2000

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 5 місяців тому

      That was hilarious 😂 lol

    • @jaymac7203
      @jaymac7203 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@burtan2000
      Why do you sound like an ai trying to sound human? 😭 lol

  • @caesar_cider2777
    @caesar_cider2777 5 місяців тому +64

    "oh- oh my- oh my god, we're- we're british" the correct reaction

  • @bilalaft17
    @bilalaft17 5 місяців тому +163

    “Oh I don’t speak French, they just teach us enough for us to look fancy” 😂

  • @kynettie
    @kynettie Місяць тому +1

    I love recap. It's like cliff notes. So many movies out there and not enough time to watch them all.

  • @moby1017
    @moby1017 5 місяців тому +23

    I loved this. Such a trope genre that we've seen too many times, I appreciated the MrRecap Notes!!

  • @flzhashfaster8918
    @flzhashfaster8918 5 місяців тому +23

    Dude his little son is legend 😂😂😂😂

  • @peters.6343
    @peters.6343 5 місяців тому +12

    Growing up as a kid in the 70's My neighbor didn't look very tough but ended up being a 5th. degree black belt. I went to a small venue concert with him, and realized that you didn't want to mess with him! Just saying!

    • @frankreynolds9418
      @frankreynolds9418 5 місяців тому

      Growing up in the 80's I knew a kid who didn't look tough but said that he knew karate. Turns out that he was lying and got his ass kicked many times.

  • @Lif3OfAMV
    @Lif3OfAMV 5 місяців тому +23

    8:06 was not expecting joyner lucas😂

  • @buhklao
    @buhklao 5 місяців тому +48

    22:19 the funniest part of the movie hands down
    the flop and then perfectly impaling her topped with a witty quip

    • @harrismazari5484
      @harrismazari5484 5 місяців тому

      wasn't that witty considering female athletics normally has heptathlons and not decathlons so there are 6 other events and not 9.

    • @buhklao
      @buhklao 5 місяців тому

      ​@@harrismazari5484 just googled it and women's decathlons have been a standardized event since 2001
      So since the kids in the movie are teens and assuming the movie takes place in modern time like 2020+, the mom could've competed in a decathlon between 2001 and when her kids started being born

    • @smokeychickenwings1038
      @smokeychickenwings1038 4 місяці тому

      ​@@harrismazari5484 except women do also compete in decathlon, it's just not in the olympics
      you dont know her life or what she did in college

    • @harrismazari5484
      @harrismazari5484 4 місяці тому

      @@smokeychickenwings1038 Lol shows you aren't really an athletics fan and aren't great at googling. the NCAA still only have heptathlons (they are American) and she is way too old to have been participating in decathlons in 2018 when they started for official decathlons in elite competitions.
      It seems the writers like you were noobs.

    • @brandongriffin3218
      @brandongriffin3218 2 місяці тому

      @@harrismazari5484 it’s a fucking movie😂 you’re arguing about her athletics when mark walhberg is a “boring husband” but an assassin lol

  • @ingvarTer
    @ingvarTer 5 місяців тому +20

    I like this better than watching actual movie. So much time saved, thanks!

    • @faithihuoma7623
      @faithihuoma7623 5 місяців тому

      Name of the movie

    • @BehindThe8
      @BehindThe8 5 місяців тому

      @@faithihuoma7623 The Family Plan 2023

  • @JOESMITH-qs8ue
    @JOESMITH-qs8ue 5 місяців тому +162

    I didn't know they rebooted True Lies.

    • @AHOBOINTEXAS
      @AHOBOINTEXAS 5 місяців тому +18

      Lmfaooooo I didn’t even realize that the plot was so similar

    • @AshleighDanburry
      @AshleighDanburry 5 місяців тому +13

      The only similarity is the lying, which is in 95% of these types of movies.

    • @hotchocolategirl1der
      @hotchocolategirl1der 5 місяців тому +2

      @@AshleighDanburry Exactly.

    • @craighanson-rc1md
      @craighanson-rc1md 5 місяців тому +5

      In true lies when did Arnold get a drink poured on him?

    • @JOESMITH-qs8ue
      @JOESMITH-qs8ue 5 місяців тому +5

      @@AHOBOINTEXAS Arnolds humiliation was Paxtons playing his game on his wife.

  • @DiGiTaLdAzEDM
    @DiGiTaLdAzEDM Місяць тому +7

    The scene at 0:25--how the hell can people live like that?? Do people actually like to live like ants in a colony? FUCK thatt!!

  • @jamesclaytonbowman5977
    @jamesclaytonbowman5977 5 місяців тому +5

    I don't know if this footage was transferred from 24fps to 30fps in this youtube video, or if the original footage is just shot on cheap cameras, but this seriously has the look of a made-for-TV movie.

  • @lovelyscorp79
    @lovelyscorp79 5 місяців тому +30

    Great recap man. New subbie. I live for these done in high Def. You knocked it out the park. The twists in this movie is outrageous. I just wanna know..... 17:35 ....how did they get the baby to laugh? I noticed his face when the daughter was asked if max was hers. That kids a natural!

  • @Eric-steele
    @Eric-steele 5 місяців тому +107

    They just remade "Nobody" with Mark wahlberg and different title. No shame.

    • @paulh7026
      @paulh7026 5 місяців тому +16

      Yeah...they should have waited another ten years before they remade the same movie. I liked Nobody

    • @dvnsdad1
      @dvnsdad1 5 місяців тому +6

      Nobody was the shit

    • @brianbenoit6883
      @brianbenoit6883 4 місяці тому +1

      was that like a remake of true lies???

    • @Eric-steele
      @Eric-steele 4 місяці тому +1

      @brianbenoit6883 it was nothing like "True Lies" true lies started out boring and progressed to Ridiculous.

    • @Adam-pi8qv
      @Adam-pi8qv 4 місяці тому +1

      Nobody is pretty much John Wick

  • @toxxicworld
    @toxxicworld 4 місяці тому +6

    these people have no idea what buffalo looks like they think you can see the space needle from here😂

  • @paulbogart6845
    @paulbogart6845 5 місяців тому +25

    why is this video so damn high quality?! even on 720P it looks like on 120fps....Awesome video quality and awesome recap

  • @angyphoenix4983
    @angyphoenix4983 5 місяців тому +56

    "oh my god, we're British" fucking killed me

    • @watkinsrory
      @watkinsrory 5 місяців тому +5

      That's how the rest of the world thinks about the possibility of being American.

    • @angyphoenix4983
      @angyphoenix4983 5 місяців тому

      @@watkinsrory honestly fair I dislike being American myself lmao

  • @dmajor72000
    @dmajor72000 5 місяців тому +10

    Two of my favorite actors Michelle and Mark Walburg

    • @johnvanhal2450
      @johnvanhal2450 5 місяців тому +1

      Great Fan, Not knowing it's Wahlberg.

  • @TulilTati2717
    @TulilTati2717 27 днів тому +1

    Baby and daddy are definitely the heros here 😂

  • @Thoughtfullyquoted
    @Thoughtfullyquoted 5 місяців тому +15

    I'm never watching another full movie again! just going to wait for you to recap it 😂

  • @BlessedDOSIM
    @BlessedDOSIM 5 місяців тому +100

    18:19 I am Van, I am a vehicle 😅

    • @Drukiaep
      @Drukiaep 5 місяців тому +17

      you what's even funnier? the actor's name is Van 😂😂

    • @CarbineKiller
      @CarbineKiller 5 місяців тому +10

      also he's british 19:36 XD

    • @velkanzi
      @velkanzi 5 місяців тому +3

      Maybe you could work on that a bit ... "I am Van, the vehicle to your /our success"

  • @wilkamania
    @wilkamania 5 місяців тому +10

    lol the valorant counterstrike "twist" was 10/10. I honestly never played either so all shooters kind of look alike to me (outside of Destiny 2)

  • @JoJo_B2
    @JoJo_B2 14 днів тому

    “Solidarity yay.!! I just freed our family from the shackles of technology.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken 5 місяців тому +15

    18:38 like you just found out your husband is a assassin, but you do the emotional thing and flee, turning away/into a bigger problem! Because that makes total sense! Women logic is bananas
    20:48 but wow she looks amazing after three kids and pregnant with another!

  • @khurgar8120
    @khurgar8120 5 місяців тому +107

    Im gonna assume that this movie is better as your recap than actually watching.

    • @craighanson-rc1md
      @craighanson-rc1md 5 місяців тому +15

      It has marky mark in it of course it's better in terrible summary then actually watching his talentless self try to act.

    • @travismiller5548
      @travismiller5548 5 місяців тому +2

      Pretty bad at the restaurant game too. Lot of locations have closed since 2017... 😂

    • @kaee4k
      @kaee4k 5 місяців тому +9

      @@craighanson-rc1md jeez…how do u not like Mark Wahlberg ? 😭

    • @NoeLuna-cd4dy
      @NoeLuna-cd4dy 5 місяців тому +3

      Bro mark is a legend. I love all his movies

  • @shira4973
    @shira4973 5 місяців тому +15

    I love the part when baby laughed when the 2 teenagers laughed

  • @pratikdharanep.d.8938
    @pratikdharanep.d.8938 7 днів тому +1

    Doesn't he look like John Cena 😂

  • @mannydavis7708
    @mannydavis7708 5 місяців тому +20

    He was an elite assassin. I guess your average run of the mill assassin doesn't get paid as much.

    • @zaberfang
      @zaberfang 5 місяців тому +5

      Ordinary assassins usually end up having short careers.

  • @mbogaba667
    @mbogaba667 5 місяців тому +40

    Best recap ever.
    Just earned yourself a new subscribedr all the way from South Africa.

  • @mheekkim2901
    @mheekkim2901 5 місяців тому +12

    The movie's plot twist was actually at the end of the recap video...well played sir

  • @FolkloreLover
    @FolkloreLover 7 днів тому

    “Solidarity BYE!”
    “NOOOOOOOOO!”

  • @AnneHathawayRules
    @AnneHathawayRules 5 місяців тому +8

    That wife plays the best wife in every movie i swear to god 😂

    • @forrestgumball
      @forrestgumball 5 місяців тому +1

      You see her play a mom in True Detective season 1? Sheeeeeeeesh

  • @Dr_Larken
    @Dr_Larken 5 місяців тому +5

    Imagine if the movie went pretty much the same way except he told his family he’s a former ninja! And they were aware of the threat and didn’t do dumb things throughout the movie! I know, the plot wouldn’t be able to be pushed along

  • @justinwalt8417
    @justinwalt8417 5 місяців тому +13

    good recap, i like the 20+ min format, you have a good voice for this

    • @Haznul247
      @Haznul247 5 місяців тому

      Its voiced by a bot...

  • @AlmightyLoud
    @AlmightyLoud 4 дні тому

    “im van, im a vehicle” 😂😂😂

  • @Gnarlf
    @Gnarlf 5 місяців тому +14

    23:13 you bloody ... :D

  • @PleaseChill15
    @PleaseChill15 5 місяців тому +11

    The pole vault attempt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snakepat332
    @snakepat332 5 місяців тому +9

    That recap was on point ! You should be paid by the studios for this. I got to watch the movie now.

    • @CalebTheys
      @CalebTheys 5 місяців тому

      Whats the movies name

    • @snakepat332
      @snakepat332 5 місяців тому

      @@CalebTheys The Family Plan

  • @geistacwm
    @geistacwm 2 місяці тому +1

    Quality so good, they totally changed the way Bob Odenkirk looks.

  • @Battlegnome112
    @Battlegnome112 5 місяців тому +7

    Bro I’m glad I waited to mention the CS comment 😂

  • @ForageGardener
    @ForageGardener 5 місяців тому +14

    Its on 360p but looks like 1080p or better. Im curious how that works 😂

  • @AliAbzdh
    @AliAbzdh 5 місяців тому +7

    Quality is insane

  • @MelMsane
    @MelMsane Місяць тому +6

    Name of the movie?

  • @Ludwig1954
    @Ludwig1954 5 місяців тому +51

    What is an "Elite Assassin"? A murderer with a Harvard degree?

    • @davidmaru973
      @davidmaru973 4 місяці тому +5

      One who does not miss thier mark

    • @flavaj13
      @flavaj13 4 місяці тому +1

      A serial killer?

    • @AsifAnsari-nn8kk
      @AsifAnsari-nn8kk 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@flavaj13Nope, more like Hitman 47 who leaves no traces

    • @BenLee-xj7zm
      @BenLee-xj7zm Місяць тому

      No, that's a politician

    • @sc5829
      @sc5829 Місяць тому

      😂

  • @alanmcguire4120
    @alanmcguire4120 5 місяців тому +15

    I really need this in my collection. Right between Mr. &Mrs. Smith and Mr Nobody.

    • @Texas240
      @Texas240 4 місяці тому

      Check out The Big Hit, 1998 if you haven't seen it.

  • @leadsolo2751
    @leadsolo2751 5 місяців тому +6

    Love Max's response @ 17:34 🤣💞😅

  • @karenstark9235
    @karenstark9235 2 місяці тому +3

    i love this, it's Cliff's Notes for movies you don't totally want to sit through!

  • @petitlouis5010
    @petitlouis5010 5 місяців тому +6

    Glad to see "Snoop", the girl assassin from The Wire. ☺

  • @mohamadalm
    @mohamadalm 5 місяців тому +9

    Thanks for this recap 23 min instead of watching the movie 120 minutes , which is save me around 97 min , now I am going to watch the movie 120 minutes as this recap was really fun and make me love the movie 😂

    • @chronixdubz
      @chronixdubz 3 місяці тому

      What's the movie nameeeee

    • @Natan1300
      @Natan1300 3 місяці тому

      This comment looks like you used AI to write. Same weirdness all recap videos have

    • @mohamadalm
      @mohamadalm 2 місяці тому

      @@Natan1300 no it is me , i am human send me the captchas 😂

    • @Uuuu-yy6rb
      @Uuuu-yy6rb 2 місяці тому

      I want to know the title of the mobieb

  • @maryammoeen2452
    @maryammoeen2452 5 місяців тому +9

    17:51 ahah I love how the mom used the exact same words ahah!!

  • @D3ADSH0T
    @D3ADSH0T 2 місяці тому

    This is the first time i'm seeing an 8k video on UA-cam. I remember when 1080p resolution was considered godly 2 decades ago.

  • @C0wb0yBebop
    @C0wb0yBebop 5 місяців тому +4

    “Oh man Kill Boi is awesome!” AI captures human teenager dialogue perfectly

  • @Lolpeeperkeeper
    @Lolpeeperkeeper 5 місяців тому +8

    "omg we're British" got me bursting out of laughter😂

  • @kickthesky
    @kickthesky 5 місяців тому +14

    This is a great recap! Love your style. I subscribed.

    • @ikigai47
      @ikigai47 5 місяців тому

      AI recaps are your style? Enjoy I guess

  • @SocialSophia
    @SocialSophia 3 місяці тому +5

    *The real robbery is paying $200 to play games, he could buy a whole setup for $800*

    • @archnemesis2.0
      @archnemesis2.0 Місяць тому

      If he's as famous as he is then he prolly earns more by donation which could be a net positive but then again why not buy his own setup lol

  • @northwestalternativemedia2125
    @northwestalternativemedia2125 5 місяців тому +23

    Best recap I've heard