Ladies and gentlemen, the AP (my teacher) has called the presidential race for Mario. But don’t worry, Johnny found a new job as a car salesman that pays much better, so his family is now doing okay.
As mentioned before, this is nothing personal. It’s just a stupid assignment ad made to attack me. This isn’t any beef between me and Jim4123. I have no clue why people thought we were beefing.
You nailed it. This is how all attack ads sound, except for the ones accusing mlmembers of their arty of secretly sympathizing and voting for the other party
Yeah, and also has the token terrible story that is economically illogical and blames the other side that is not yet in office for a current issue because his plan to solve the problem isn't the same as the ad's promoted candidate.
Hello, I am Johnnys' wife. I am simply here to thank you for not mentioning the fact that I am cheating on Johnny with some random trillionare in your video. 😁Very considerate of you, now Johnny won't find out!
Hello, I am Johnny, and I am very heartbroken after my best friend since middleschool informed me about this comment. That's why I am divorcing you, and the trillionare and I will be getting married next year.
if my school projects were like this, i would like school lol (that's a lie school will forever suck unless someone with a brain bigger then a peanut tries to fix it)
i dont go to that school, and while i do live in the united states, i cant vote. but i can say i aint voting for mario. yoshi is clearly the best mario brother.
Raising minimum wage or taxing the rich more, causes the rich to increase the consumer cost and doesn't solve the economic problem. When the rich become so highly depended on, every penalty they receive from legislation, will be reflected in an increase of cost to the consumer. That's why tariffs are so important, because when you tax a company for outsourcing to another country, it usually causes the company to withdraw and find a means of production locally. Which usually results in another company coming in to deal with bigger corporation and it increases their production or facilities, which will require more man hours, creating jobs. When there's more jobs locally, the wages will become more competitive and everywhere will value employees more to fill their staff. Organically raising the local average wage. Inversely increasing the minimum wage will cause companies to look for foreign places to outsource their business to reduce costs, which will not reduce the price, and the scarcity of hiring will occur making local labor less valuable decreasing jobs that would be valued higher than minimum to sink to minimum. And inflation still doesn't change.
Then maybe people need to protest the f*ck out of corporate bullsh*t. Because most major corporations make millions, then throw a tantrum when they have to pay their workers a few bucks more and say "b-but I want to take advantage of everyone 🥺", and then proceed to hop onto things like AI and fire all their human workers or something similar (like the stupid AI order register things at McDonald's instead of a human staff member 🤮). Corporate bullsh*t is pissing me off honestly. They have a fit when they have to do anything that isn't incredibly stupid. Same thing with the rich. Billionaires/trillionaires are completely consumed with car overconsumption and their ego. If you do a tariff, the companies will probably throw a tantrum, then try to make shitty AI replacements asap (even though it's stupid and unsustainable. Most corporations are idiotic enough to try though). Although I can definitely see all the other stuff you mentioned happening with the other solutions. Basically we're screwed until corporations can stop throwing tantrums over every dime. (Also if I'm wrong, pls educate me. Legit don't know if I make sense 90% of the time.)
Bad economic policy. Raising the minimum wage will increase the consumer cost. It will not change Johnny's financial position positively, it will stay the same or worsen. I'm voting for Mario.
Ladies and gentlemen, the AP (my teacher) has called the presidential race for Mario. But don’t worry, Johnny found a new job as a car salesman that pays much better, so his family is now doing okay.
I’m glad to be in position of making this great country the best it will ever be.
i run faster than a quick thing
@@SuperMarioMarioO Yoh can I get your autograph
im glad that you wrote this
NOOOO :(
apologies mario, i’m afraid the mouse wins this round
Mhaaaus
You know what they say, the mouse always wins....
he’ll get him next year
I'm not in this class, I don't go to this school, and I don't even live in the US, but I can proudly tell you that I am not voting for Mario
“Launch the Blue Shell Toad. That Kingdom will soon know, no one is safe from the blue shell. Wahoo!”
Same
Bro easily could've won if he just called Mario and his followers fascists and never elaborated on it lmao
yeah dude the completly unfounded accusation that Trump is a fascist...
As mentioned before, this is nothing personal. It’s just a stupid assignment ad made to attack me. This isn’t any beef between me and Jim4123. I have no clue why people thought we were beefing.
I can't beleive you would do this to Johnny... 😭😭😭
The only beef here is between you and Johnny
Because thats the norm now. people are idiots , not gonna say who cuz yt is dog water.
Pass the bill lil bro...
Don't mess wit my boy Jim or you better be ready to square up
You nailed it. This is how all attack ads sound, except for the ones accusing mlmembers of their arty of secretly sympathizing and voting for the other party
Yeah, and also has the token terrible story that is economically illogical and blames the other side that is not yet in office for a current issue because his plan to solve the problem isn't the same as the ad's promoted candidate.
Should’ve made an emotional bit about how many Goombas, Koopa troopers and other enemies Mario killed.
THEY'RE EATING THE YOSHIS THE PEOPLE THAT CAME IN THEY'RE EATING THE BIRDOS
"Them damned goombas again!"
Hello, I am Johnnys' wife. I am simply here to thank you for not mentioning the fact that I am cheating on Johnny with some random trillionare in your video. 😁Very considerate of you, now Johnny won't find out!
Hello, I am Johnnys' best friend since middle school, and I will be informing him about this.
Hello, I am the trillionare and me and Johnny are gonna get married,pls take the children (you'll get no child support btw)
Hello, I am Johnny's successful sister. I knew he couldn't keep marriages afloat with that negative iq. Thank you for sharing.
Hello, I am Johnny, and I am very heartbroken after my best friend since middleschool informed me about this comment. That's why I am divorcing you, and the trillionare and I will be getting married next year.
hello, I am both children. please let us live with johnny and random trillionaire so that we can live in a mansion and eat golden food every day
If Mario wins, he will in fact be the one who cracked the mirror.
I believe I already did
IT WAS ALWAYS FRACTURED SINCE ITS MANUFACTURE !! 🗣️🎶🔥🔥🔥
@@STARVAs132 WE DIDENT CRACK THE MIRROR! NO WE DIDENT STRIKE IT WETHER YOU DISLIKE ITTT!!
You cooked, genuinely good ad. 👍
Thank you good fellow
no problem fine sir
I don’t go to this school, so I can proudly say I won’t be voting for Mario [REDACTED]
Someone needs to make a Super Mario Bros. game with Mario replaced by former New York governor Mario Cuomo.
This the type of shi you be missin out on when ur sick from school
Mickey has my vote!
I'm not even in the United States, but my vote definitely won't be going to Mario [REDACTED].
folkloric UA-cam recommended pull
voting for NOT MARIO!!!
What?!?!? That class sounds so fun! My school doesn’t have anything like that 😔
Yeah? And what's mickey been doing this WHOLE TIME for the last THREE YEARS? HUH?
Not sure why this showed up in my feed but Im here and glad I didn’t vote for Mario [Redacted]
Besides the narrative, dang bro, those Game Theory editors should watch out, there's a new editor in town!
you should have mentioned the part where mario's pet dinosaur committed tax fraud
i wonder if goku is going to join the 2028 election
im voting for mario just to piss off johnny
Mickey's got my vote
Excellent, I will not vote for Mario. I will vote for Minnie instead.
i voted for kamella from super mario galaxy
Wow. Just wow. I can't believe Mario Redacted would do something like this. I was once a supporter of his, now I just feel betrayed!
This is way better than any political debate
As someone who made a civics PSA for my Social Studies project some time back, this was actually sick.
Here before it blows up
Mario has my vote!
if my school projects were like this, i would like school lol (that's a lie school will forever suck unless someone with a brain bigger then a peanut tries to fix it)
Wait, can’t Johnny just start an apple orchard or sell his own dish soap business?
School projects are the best
Mario is based for rejecting minimum wage increases.
NAHH MY NAME IS MARIO :0
I subscribed to you at 10.8k
i am never going to vote for mario, thank you for enlightening me
KRIS DELTARUNE????
@@xandtheironminer602 yes it is me kris deltarune
i am no longer possessed by the SOUL
@iwuedfh So you have no SOUL? Does that mean killing you isn't immoral?
Mickey [Redacted] gets my vote.
As a libertarian I can say this would convince me to vote for Mario
what is the work industry 💀
Well ... atleast we now can see why mickey won.
The actual opposite happened
Gotta ask the real question: did this ad make Mickey the new president, saving Johnny and his family?
Unfortunately for you, the exact opposite happened.
@Mpro64400 NOOO
I’m so voting for Mickey ‼️‼️‼️‼️
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIO
VOTING FOR MICKEY
hello mario
Hello
bro roasted trump but harris ist any better
The long term economic drain the bill will have is not worth it Johnny #Mario2024
wdym not vote for mario party they chill
Hey Jim4123 what are you doing in the kitchen 👆🕶"Jim4123 Cooking" "Not green Yoda. THE PROPECHY HAS BEEN FULLFILLED"
Jesus lov3s u bro, keep it up!
did you... censor yourself from saying love
@@blanekaboom nope it was a misclick LOL
I had an add for miro
Even Luigi dosent agree whith the evil Mario. He keeps kidnapping the princess from her husband turtle man. Plain evil!
My world history teacher wanted to cover the elections for maybe the rest of election week, but then it ended too fast.
HES BACK!!!
mickey will make america magical again
reminds me of "all mario wants is absolute POWER"
Nintendo will probably take your ad before it even launches lol
Why do you look like PolyMars
I'm voting Mario.
This channel is so good 😭
Thank you so much for supporting my cousin Johnny ❤
I seriously hope mickeys team won now
Unfortunately for you, the exact opposite happened.
we cant let this plumber ruin this school any longer
real patriots STAND with MICKEY #democracy!!!
Another banger project 🗣🗣🗣
Better than any political campaign I’ve ever seen in my damn life 😭
“MARIO IS A NEONAZI COMMUNIST!!’ Don’t vote for him!”is what I thoughts I would hear.
Me when seeing the thumbnail: Oh, poor Mario. 😢
RAAAA I NEVER LIKED PLUMBERS ANYWAYS
This video is misleading and wants you to vote for a mouse who had trouble with marriage. Vote for me #5463
Pretty sure his name is Mario Mario, pal huyh huyh
MICKEY 2024 🎉🎉 (I am not a student in this school, nor am I in Pennsylvania, not in the U.S, not even in North America)
Amazingly great ad
ok ill vote mickey
So about Luigi...
DON’T VOTE FOR MARIO
🎤🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
How did this affect the polls?
MICKEY 2024 🔥 🐭
You sound like Polymars
Sorry Mario [Redacted], but I think Mickey won this one
bookmarked
Hi Jim4123!
i am NOT voting for mario
i dont go to that school, and while i do live in the united states, i cant vote. but i can say i aint voting for mario. yoshi is clearly the best mario brother.
mouse won right
Made in Canva?
Raising minimum wage or taxing the rich more, causes the rich to increase the consumer cost and doesn't solve the economic problem. When the rich become so highly depended on, every penalty they receive from legislation, will be reflected in an increase of cost to the consumer.
That's why tariffs are so important, because when you tax a company for outsourcing to another country, it usually causes the company to withdraw and find a means of production locally. Which usually results in another company coming in to deal with bigger corporation and it increases their production or facilities, which will require more man hours, creating jobs.
When there's more jobs locally, the wages will become more competitive and everywhere will value employees more to fill their staff. Organically raising the local average wage.
Inversely increasing the minimum wage will cause companies to look for foreign places to outsource their business to reduce costs, which will not reduce the price, and the scarcity of hiring will occur making local labor less valuable decreasing jobs that would be valued higher than minimum to sink to minimum. And inflation still doesn't change.
Try mass producing mangoes, cocoa beans, and computer chips locally. Good luck.
Then maybe people need to protest the f*ck out of corporate bullsh*t. Because most major corporations make millions, then throw a tantrum when they have to pay their workers a few bucks more and say "b-but I want to take advantage of everyone 🥺", and then proceed to hop onto things like AI and fire all their human workers or something similar (like the stupid AI order register things at McDonald's instead of a human staff member 🤮).
Corporate bullsh*t is pissing me off honestly. They have a fit when they have to do anything that isn't incredibly stupid.
Same thing with the rich. Billionaires/trillionaires are completely consumed with car overconsumption and their ego.
If you do a tariff, the companies will probably throw a tantrum, then try to make shitty AI replacements asap (even though it's stupid and unsustainable. Most corporations are idiotic enough to try though).
Although I can definitely see all the other stuff you mentioned happening with the other solutions.
Basically we're screwed until corporations can stop throwing tantrums over every dime.
(Also if I'm wrong, pls educate me. Legit don't know if I make sense 90% of the time.)
Bad economic policy. Raising the minimum wage will increase the consumer cost. It will not change Johnny's financial position positively, it will stay the same or worsen. I'm voting for Mario.
Okay I will! ❤
Do NOT vote for Mario Lastname Redacted.
I am NOT voting for Mario, all my thoughts go out to Johnny
i will NOT be voting for mario
Still a saner campaign then trump-vance
Vote bowser instead!
Welp See you all in 12 years
MICKEY 2024
bowser propaganda
I MIGHT BE MARIO.
There can only be one
Mario last name redacted?!