@@IM2MERS as someone who deals with eldery folks on blood thinners, it's "clot, why the fuck are they still bleeding, somebody call the damn ambulance well i keep pressure on a damn paper cut"
It’s not just the elderly. I threw clots after a car accident at 20. Then again at 29 so now I get to be on blood thinners forever. I’m 36 now and have gotten looks from nurses when I tell them I’m on Xarelto and have been for 7 years lol.
@@blumthomas3783 Well, no one said the real life Jonathans survive more than 24h......I mean where do you think the opthalmologists got their 3 days weekend and 8 hour shifts? Sacrifices have to be made...
Poor Bill. The red blood cell suits him though. It's underappreciated, and yet, highly versatile within the scope of its specific role, thus making it absolutely essential to the continued proper functioning of dozens of other complex systems. Bravo Bill, the unsung hero of the medical profession.
“My favorite is the eosinophil, for obvious reasons” I’ve never identified with a statement more in my life. Feline eosinophils are especially fun; so pink and pretty!
So he should’ve said monocytes if he was talking about the blood stream, perhaps now he referred to the earlier bone marrow stage. Not sure, long time ago for me to study this :)
@@danielmcilwaine720 THAT was during my masters. The cell based model was added there. My bachelors was mostly diagnostic/lab, which worked using the cascade. But yeah. You are very right
@@dragonsoul123 I had both during undergrad. Although they were satisfied so long as you learned one or the other. I found the cascade to be easier though.
Loving the hematology representation. My personal favorite blood cell is the basophil. Naturally. But if other types of cells are on the table, then a ciliated epithelial cell for sure. They're adorable to watch under a microscope!
The first part of the video is sooo true. Plus, they ALWAYS need to classify everything! Drafting 10 million classes and types for something that could be summarized in just 10.
OK I seriously thought those 3 options at the beginning were real. I thought I had forgotten everything I was studying last week. I'm reviewing for my MLS test. Good job scaring me!! 😁 I was about to go look that up after watching this 😂
@@toecollector9329sorry for not clarifying. In this context, MLS stands for Medical Laboratory Scientist. It's a next level certification you can get as a tech working in a hospital (or a few other types) lab.
i mean that's literally what macrophage means lol, macro - big, phage - eating, no? scientific names sound so serious until you realize they only sound fancy bc they're in a different language, the other time i was studying and came across a worm that is literally just called small penis in latin😭
@@darkacadpresenceinblood The Word comes from the ancient greek "makros" ("big") and "phagein" ("eating"), not "macro" and "phage". So just 50% of your information is correct, and that was the easy bit and easy to guess... The point i was trying to make is, that we call it by its real name in and that we have a special word for it. In english it just describes the cell (giant eating cell) and in german the word describes itself (Riesenfresszelle). So you are off topic, your information is wrong and you made a fool of yourself...GG
I like that the hematologist looked shocked and appalled at Bill's description of himself. I wonder if he might send him over to psychology, get him analysed by people who compulsively scan those around them for signs of mental disorders.
Psychologists do NOT diagnose people for mental disorders, psychiatrists or clinical psychologists do. Big difference. Therapists/psychologists can only talk, they don't deal with actual disorders, science behind them, medications etcetera
Jonathan would be a tissue-resident M-2 macrophage: keeps things tidy and clean, can get activated if further action is needed, and you can always find it at its job location
@@bluehorizons8913 Yes, but it is still anthropomorphic cells. It is more in depth than say School House Rock, but you're not going to pass your Immunology final having only watched this. I'd show it to a high school anat. & phys. class.
@@bluehorizons8913 It's the only reason I know that Macrophages are the hardcore responders to infection, raise alarms by signaling infection to dendritic cells after tearing off a piece of a new intruder, are a little slower moving than other immune cells, and I think they're involved in that maturing of RBCs in the bone marrow. It's how I know what eosinophils are, same with T cells and NK cells, among others. Not common knowledge for a Computer Science student
And they remind you that there's a dozen people looking for the job you have. You're not even allowed to discuss your salary to make sure you're being paid fairly. It must be awful.
This honestly just happened: VIDEO - What's your favourite blood cell? ME - White. I'm low on red the ones, so I take drugs to deal with _them._ 🤣🤣🤣 Get it? Cause, I'm low in iron, I'm anemic. 😏 Thank you so much for allowing me to share. I'll take my bad joke & leave you in peace now.
Nah. Some dude in a video said they all look like kids because they have an extremely low lifespan (~10 days according to Google), and it depressed the hell out of me to watch them working so hard while being kids, a little clumsy but still determined, and knowing they're going to die soon. But you know, they were still the best.
I am so glad as a patient of this area of medicine, i am so glad the doctor's keep this stuff in the offices! The conversation scares the shit out of me! To a of the blood docs out there! People like me need you! Details matter! 😢
ok Doc, have you heard about Cells at Work? it's a children's anime based on blood cells and the human body! truly the only reason I recognized any of the blood cells
they're a striking orange color when stained! plus they're hard to confuse with other cells-its the one where you dont need to worry about confusing it with a lymphocyte
Love that its not even the med student who's horrified at the end. That doctor has to have seen some shit and he's still like "damn bro, are you okay?"
Ahhhh you're making me question if I want to become a doctor I've taken both AP 1 and 2 for my Xray degree i plan on getting both my CT and IR certificates afterwards and I've fallen in love with the Anatomy I was really good at AP it came to me like a breeze even back in high school when I took AP honors I picked a lot of it up quickly and being able to understand your videos feels so good
Every time I see Bill, my heart breaks a little ... will he ever make it/last beyond over-tired, under-nourished, general dogsbody with a been-kicked-too-often skittishness ... 💔 I need him to succeed 💜
"There is only one step. Clot or no clot" -Every surgeon
You mean everyone else
@@IM2MERS as someone who deals with eldery folks on blood thinners, it's "clot, why the fuck are they still bleeding, somebody call the damn ambulance well i keep pressure on a damn paper cut"
It’s not just the elderly. I threw clots after a car accident at 20. Then again at 29 so now I get to be on blood thinners forever. I’m 36 now and have gotten looks from nurses when I tell them I’m on Xarelto and have been for 7 years lol.
Jonathan would than be the neutrophil: It's everywhere and works 24/7
also dies in 24h ?
No, he'd be a haematopoetic stem cell, because he is pluripotent.
@@blumthomas3783 Well, no one said the real life Jonathans survive more than 24h......I mean where do you think the opthalmologists got their 3 days weekend and 8 hour shifts? Sacrifices have to be made...
Helper t cell
And survives for just 6 to 8 hours?
Poor Bill. The red blood cell suits him though. It's underappreciated, and yet, highly versatile within the scope of its specific role, thus making it absolutely essential to the continued proper functioning of dozens of other complex systems. Bravo Bill, the unsung hero of the medical profession.
“My favorite is the eosinophil, for obvious reasons” I’ve never identified with a statement more in my life. Feline eosinophils are especially fun; so pink and pretty!
Have you watched Cells at Work? Eosinophils are depicted as people wearing pink overalls, holding a forked spear 😆
Wait, does this mean you identify as pink and pretty or that your favorite things are pink and pretty?
My body makes over 10k/uL if unmedicated. Please take them lol
They are pretty!
Well now I’m headed to Google to see what they look like!
Somebody give my boy Bill a hug.
Yes I agree 🎉
By hug do you mean beating....yeah you probably meant beating I'll take care of it
Or PTO. And a union
I vote all of the above.
Nah, he needs oxygen bro
We need Bill seeing the therapist!
He needs Johnathan in his life and the cardiologists head!
Bill will never be able to afford a Jonathan.
Also Bill will never have time for a therapist.
@@nickcarroll8565 don’t do bill like that 🥺
Bill has no time for that sadly
@@alejandroaguirre3809 he will when he takes the cardiologist out
Med Student: “Macrophage”
Hematologist: “Woah don’t mess with this guy”
Idk why but just the reaction made me laught out loud
Because macrophages are only in tissues
So he should’ve said monocytes if he was talking about the blood stream, perhaps now he referred to the earlier bone marrow stage. Not sure, long time ago for me to study this :)
Watch Cells at Work and understand why. =D
@@fcturnermonocytes get converted into macrophages in tissues
Bone marrow stages are monoblasts.
@@fcturner lol true
"I spent hours studying that." this hits home! Damned it hits home. And then there is the whole intrinsic and extrinsic system thing....
Oh dear god I hated that chapter so bad, nothing made sense 😂
@@lisazhu3862 it was a whole course for us. Horrible.
Cascade vs cell based model amirite
@@danielmcilwaine720 THAT was during my masters. The cell based model was added there. My bachelors was mostly diagnostic/lab, which worked using the cascade. But yeah. You are very right
@@dragonsoul123 I had both during undergrad. Although they were satisfied so long as you learned one or the other.
I found the cascade to be easier though.
I’ve never heard a more accurate description of my body than a biconcave disc
That part slayed me 🤣💀🥰
😁
You're actually a torus with numerous intrusions.
A donut with dents
While studying for Bio deg we just referred to ourselves as donuts
Just wait a few yrars and you'll unlock the new biconvex disk model
I’m totally Bill trying to be darkly funny, but everyone always ends up concerned.
🤣🤣
Deep down you know it's the truth 😔
I think the trick is to finish on the joke part
T-T im fine...
See, this is why I never meet up IRL and only text. Cuz you can slap an "lol" onto anything and I can say I was joking 🙃
My intense obsession with "Cells at Work" immensely assisted in my understanding of this conversation
Same!
Loving the hematology representation. My personal favorite blood cell is the basophil. Naturally. But if other types of cells are on the table, then a ciliated epithelial cell for sure. They're adorable to watch under a microscope!
Name one time youve used basophils clinically except in lukemia
I immediately broke into a cold sweat when I didn't recognize "fibrinopoetin" 🤣
Same
Dude combined fibrinogen and erythropoietin like a frickin ice cream flavor XD
@@zenaurum lmao
@@zenaurum exactly my thought… except I thought crayon color lol
I thought it was a new update.🤣
The first part of the video is sooo true. Plus, they ALWAYS need to classify everything! Drafting 10 million classes and types for something that could be summarized in just 10.
That's why we are at the forefront of science and cancer cure, baby! Hematology is love, Hematology is life!
My hematologist helped give me my life back so whatever they do it works
This sounds like a therapy video for hematologists
And then each class has like 4 different names, all of which get used enough you need to know them
@@cassiolins1203 much love from a hematology/oncology worker here
Sorry a Lab Tech here. Your videos are so funny. I agree. Clot or no clot lol. My fave cell is the eos because they look so pretty under the scope. 😊
Fellow lab tech here. Eos are my favorite too! ❤
Yes, I agree they're pretty, but if there are too many then that's trouble as they indicate an allergic reaction of some sort.
Bill is a mood, but I also love "nobody mess with this guy" as a compliment
OK I seriously thought those 3 options at the beginning were real. I thought I had forgotten everything I was studying last week. I'm reviewing for my MLS test. Good job scaring me!! 😁 I was about to go look that up after watching this 😂
Gotta remember that protein Q
@@musstta01 with my luck I'll start calling protein C, protein Q and just confuse the hell of of everybody
What does soccer have to do with medicine?
@@toecollector9329sorry for not clarifying. In this context, MLS stands for Medical Laboratory Scientist. It's a next level certification you can get as a tech working in a hospital (or a few other types) lab.
Lmaoo good luck with that I’m an undergrad MLS right now going for internships at hospitals
Dr. G is the Ryan Reynolds of the medical community. Protect this man at all costs.
And yet I still thought, "but Dr. G is a woman" for a split second. Too much true crime for me today.
Doc Schmidt is a great doc comedy UA-camr too! I'm a big fan of both! 👍♥️
@@chesneymigl4538 the horror! There is no such thing as too much true crime.
@@LM-ny2py *humbly submits* I have been corrected.
🤣
AGREED!!!
In Germany a macrophage is also called Riesenfresszelle, which translates to giant eating cell, and thats very on point
i mean that's literally what macrophage means lol, macro - big, phage - eating, no? scientific names sound so serious until you realize they only sound fancy bc they're in a different language, the other time i was studying and came across a worm that is literally just called small penis in latin😭
@@darkacadpresenceinblood The Word comes from the ancient greek "makros" ("big") and "phagein" ("eating"), not "macro" and "phage". So just 50% of your information is correct, and that was the easy bit and easy to guess... The point i was trying to make is, that we call it by its real name in and that we have a special word for it. In english it just describes the cell (giant eating cell) and in german the word describes itself (Riesenfresszelle). So you are off topic, your information is wrong and you made a fool of yourself...GG
@@lurkgurly was bist du eigentlich für ein kek klugscheißer
@@darkacadpresenceinblood I totally agree with you, I don't know why this other person is having a hissy fit over nothing.
I like that the hematologist looked shocked and appalled at Bill's description of himself. I wonder if he might send him over to psychology, get him analysed by people who compulsively scan those around them for signs of mental disorders.
Psychologists do NOT diagnose people for mental disorders, psychiatrists or clinical psychologists do. Big difference. Therapists/psychologists can only talk, they don't deal with actual disorders, science behind them, medications etcetera
Dude... Somebody... Somebody hug Bill. He needs it.
Ik
I love how as an architecture student I understand nothing yet I still enjoy watching 😂❤
Me studying computer science LOL
I'm also studying architecture, love getting glimpses into other fields
Jonathan would be a tissue-resident M-2 macrophage: keeps things tidy and clean, can get activated if further action is needed, and you can always find it at its job location
Every time I see Bill in your videos I feel the need to hug him so bad !!! please hang in there Bill !
I´ve just died laughing :D from now my favourite cell is definitely red blood cell ...
Same😂......
You don’t choose your favorite…it chooses you. 🫠
Or neutrophil. Get destroyed and become pus
I work in Dermatology and would love to see more videos on that! You’re great!
The critical care opthalmologist is so helpful they should definitely add derm to the team 😆
I recently had my first experience with Hematology, had to get iron infusions and they were some of the nicest doctors and nurses I have ever met!
Don't forget the actual scientists who look at your blood before the doctor does, like me
Everyone give Bill a hug! And a hot coco and a blanket…
Shout out to my old hematologist. Saved my life on the operating table when I was 10 and suddenly turned blue from methemoglobinemia
Good. They probably gave you something like nitrous oxide. You should carry a medic alert bracelet or something similar.
@@wholeNwonI think they know what they should do in regards of their own medical condition...
I also love macrophages, especially the anthropomorphized ones from cells at work.
Anone! Anone!!
We need more of the hematologist.
Literally made my day! We doctors should have more of your attitude in our community!
I like how everyone is in near horror at the state of Bill
We’re collectively concerned about his well-being.
If you would like to learn more about your cells through an anime, then I highly recommend the series, "Cells At Work".
Is it accurate? Just curious cause I heard of it and heard it’s good to watch.
@@bluehorizons8913 Yes, but it is still anthropomorphic cells. It is more in depth than say School House Rock, but you're not going to pass your Immunology final having only watched this. I'd show it to a high school anat. & phys. class.
@@bluehorizons8913 It's the only reason I know that Macrophages are the hardcore responders to infection, raise alarms by signaling infection to dendritic cells after tearing off a piece of a new intruder, are a little slower moving than other immune cells, and I think they're involved in that maturing of RBCs in the bone marrow.
It's how I know what eosinophils are, same with T cells and NK cells, among others.
Not common knowledge for a Computer Science student
And Red Blood Cell is the main character!
Maybe that'll motivate Bill?
I was thinking of thisssssse
I like how bill works in every field
We need more hematology. This is gold.
As a McDonald's employee, I have to say I relate to the red blood cell part. 😭😞
And they remind you that there's a dozen people looking for the job you have. You're not even allowed to discuss your salary to make sure you're being paid fairly. It must be awful.
@@stickmouse5002Wait, you can’t discuss your salary? That’s very illegal.
This honestly just happened:
VIDEO - What's your favourite blood cell?
ME - White. I'm low on red the ones, so I take drugs to deal with _them._ 🤣🤣🤣
Get it? Cause, I'm low in iron, I'm anemic. 😏
Thank you so much for allowing me to share. I'll take my bad joke & leave you in peace now.
@@Ma_Zhongying...yet this practice exists in MANY companies across the world, not just Macdonald's
@@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 So is slavery, which just shows how rotten and corrupt the system is.
Man I wish i could hug Bill and say that it's gonna be OK. I didn't know I could be this sorry for a character.
I just want to hug Bill and let him cry on my shoulder for a few hours until he's all better LOL
I'm so glad you started doing the med student mafia videos where they stand up for Bill. I was very worried about him.
My favorite blood cells are platelets, entirely because of the anime Cells at Work! Maybe check it out sometime, Dr. G?
Nah. Some dude in a video said they all look like kids because they have an extremely low lifespan (~10 days according to Google), and it depressed the hell out of me to watch them working so hard while being kids, a little clumsy but still determined, and knowing they're going to die soon.
But you know, they were still the best.
Good anime! I loved it!
Yes!! My favorite are dendritic cells, though, purely because of how much I love Dendritic Cell in that anime.
@@ivanov093 If it helps, neutrophils live for way less time than platelets.
@@ivanov093 I mean smaller beings perceive their lifespan to be longer so there's that.
I’m in my first year of nursing school and the amount of joy I felt sorta understanding these terms is indescribable
Can we just officially coronate this guy as the best medical humorist? Not even close. I die laughing every single time. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
Awesome. Also no nucleus in RBC; medicine can leave you feeling hollow some days.
You are helping me through a rough time and making my days better.
Thank you.
This is my all time favorite sketch, everything about it tells me you are a huge comedy fan.
I am so glad as a patient of this area of medicine, i am so glad the doctor's keep this stuff in the offices! The conversation scares the shit out of me! To a of the blood docs out there! People like me need you! Details matter! 😢
I've met people that very much were of the biconcave disc body type, but if it's any consolation, they generally carried around their own oxygen.
"yeah we kinda got carried away" got me 😂😂👍
This guy is hilarious! Im thoroughly enjoying these😂
Somebody get Bill a hug IMMEDIATELY 🥺
Protein Q is the one that always shows the new technology before Protein Bond wrecks it.
Not anymore
@@dhairyap.9866 Now it is rhe adorable youngster with a bunch of talent and a hint of sass
I feel you Bill, I feel you!
You are so humorous and witty!!
Absolutely winning the best youtube short i ve seen in this month
ok Doc, have you heard about Cells at Work? it's a children's anime based on blood cells and the human body! truly the only reason I recognized any of the blood cells
god me too
fr- i'm a bio major and i still think of the anime characters anytime i hear about a blood cell lol
I love the hematologist's look of consern and confusion like he's not sure weither to tell bill off or say "dude... Go to therapy please..."
I’ve watched like 50 of these videos and this one made laugh the hardest! Eosinophil is also my favorite 💙
In a way It's the darkest Comedy. touching reality on such a light note. Hats off
As someone who has had pulmonary emboli, this has absolutely tickled me. Trying to understand everything that goes into it is mind numbing.
Someone needs to hug Bill :')
"We kinda got carried away! Sorry!"😮
Love this guy!😂😂
As a lab tech, my favorite is an nRBC. I just like how even in one patient, you can see different stages of them.
I too am a biconcave disc
I’m still trying to figure out why the eosinophil is the obvious choice for the hematologist. 🤔
Super specific job that's not useful in most situations and likely has allergies.
Always kind of red in the face and wears glasses?
I am pretty sure it is because eosinophils are “acid-loving”
Theyre just cute mostly
they're a striking orange color when stained! plus they're hard to confuse with other cells-its the one where you dont need to worry about confusing it with a lymphocyte
I also love the erythrocytes and the justification was gold
Love that its not even the med student who's horrified at the end. That doctor has to have seen some shit and he's still like "damn bro, are you okay?"
Ahhhh you're making me question if I want to become a doctor I've taken both AP 1 and 2 for my Xray degree i plan on getting both my CT and IR certificates afterwards and I've fallen in love with the Anatomy I was really good at AP it came to me like a breeze even back in high school when I took AP honors I picked a lot of it up quickly and being able to understand your videos feels so good
Go for it!!!
Every time I see Bill, my heart breaks a little ... will he ever make it/last beyond over-tired, under-nourished, general dogsbody with a been-kicked-too-often skittishness ... 💔
I need him to succeed 💜
Send him to Palliative Care for a vacation.
Honestly RBC hands down. Its soothing,so smooth and round, i could ride it down the lazy river
The last guy cracked me up!!
As a biomed graduate with a passion for cancer research this is golden ❤😂
Somebody give Bill a hug. And take him to the therapist. He looks like he’s scheduled for a burnout.
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I'm so glad I watch Cell's at work cuz I actually new what macrophage is!
One of the best videos !))
literally 4 seconds ago. how does this keep happening
are you ok Bill
This has to be one of your best
I love your stuff SO MUCH!!!
What about rheumatology?
* *raises a hand up high* *
I now identify as a biconcave disc.
At an old job I and some other clinical lab coworkers started saying "nobody understands coag".
"Eosinophil, for obvious reasons" really got me 😂😂
I like Bill. Seems like my kind of person.
Still wonder what those obvious reasons are?
Has an anti worm chainsaw cannon
If you have to ask your not hematology material. I'm not hematology material.
The function of eosinophils is to fight off PARASITIC infections.
Maybe that's the joke.
Probably because eosinophils are very pretty under the microscope
@@vanillia308are they? Wow. Didn't know that. U learn something new everyday
I like NK cells.... The fact that laugh make the cell more active is really nice😊😊😊
Bill is a whole mood
Hahaha! This one caught me off guard, and made me laugh out loud.
I need this guy as my hematologist... I'd have so much fun coming in every week for my follow-up
This one really got me 🤣 Poor Bill
Love the development of characters in this series
Every part of this is perfect.
Gonna show this to my high school A & P students when we get to histology. Cute video!
Brilliant as always 😆
"And I would describe my body type as a biconcave disk" absolutely SENT me
Omg if I wasn't in my forties I would strongly consider this career, LOL. Making shit up. Dark humor. Love it!!
You're really good at this. I wish u were my doctor.
I actually understood what "biconcave disc" meant. I feel so proud of myself for understanding ONE thing he said.
This made me laugh way harder than I should have. 😂 Literally LOL'd. My favorite is macrophage too. Lol
Love this channel. 💥❤️👍