The Two Ronnies - Crossed Lines

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  • @markbarker8034
    @markbarker8034 9 місяців тому +21

    This is a country mile better than anything on tv nowdays.

    • @gweilospur5877
      @gweilospur5877 17 днів тому

      All old people think everything was better in their day.

  • @OGBootleg
    @OGBootleg 4 роки тому +535

    I just love how The Two Ronnie's never say anything rude in any of their sketches, it's just inferred to be rude by the viewer.

    • @grantyboy7057
      @grantyboy7057 3 роки тому +12

      So true😆

    • @downsouthjukin4529
      @downsouthjukin4529 3 роки тому +68

      Ronnie Barker once said,
      'The beauty of a double entendre is that it only means one thing'

    • @hordesofchaosify
      @hordesofchaosify Рік тому +16

      most the old comedians never did they just insinuated or made it an inuendo without ever using swearing or anything

    • @Bullcutter
      @Bullcutter Рік тому

      It's the degeneration of culture that today accepts swearing as a joke. The four letter words that were once banned, today are easily spoken on broadcast TV. That's degeneration of culture!

    • @jesusisgod2953
      @jesusisgod2953 Рік тому

      Are you saved? Where will you go when you die? Heaven or hell?
      The Gospel, which means the Good News is the news that God Almighty, the Creator came in the flesh as Jesus Christ to take away the sin of the world. The one God is a trinity of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit. The Son came and laid down his own life to save ours. His sacrifice on the cross paid the price for our redemption with his own blood. On the third day he rose from dead and offers the gift of salvation and forgiveness to those that repent and trust in him. Although God's creation was created perfect, having no death, sickness and disease, the creation became corrupted through Adam and Eve in them disobeying God. In this rebellion the creation became fallen through the curse of sin and mankind became separated from God. This world is fallen, but God offers reconciliation to him through his provision at the cross. Ultimately God will restore his creation to perfection when he returns but those that reject his offer of redemption will remain condemned by their sins and go to hell.
      John 1:1,14 KJV
      In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and THE WORD WAS GOD. [14] And THE WORD WAS MADE FLESH, and dwelt among us,
      1 John 3:8 KJV
      He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
      Isaiah 9:6 KJV
      For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty GOD, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.
      John 1:10
      He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and THE WORLD KNEW HIM NOT.

  • @paulineminors
    @paulineminors 3 роки тому +103

    ‘Where did you take her? Somewhere exotic?’ ‘Sainsbury’s’. LOL 😂

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 Рік тому +93

    With every sketch by these two I watch the more I am convinced that they were the greatest comedy writers of the last millennium

    • @johnnotrealname8168
      @johnnotrealname8168 6 місяців тому +1

      Only issue is that the grocery list and turns-of-phrase can be odd today.

    • @sircxx8621
      @sircxx8621 6 місяців тому +3

      They didn’t write, they just performed brilliantly. John Cleese, Barry Cryer, Spike Milligan, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Terry Jones & Only Fools writer John Sullivan to name a few.

    • @Crayfordceltic
      @Crayfordceltic 5 місяців тому +2

      @@sircxx8621completely wrong. Ronnie barker wrote sketches under a pseudonym.

    • @sircxx8621
      @sircxx8621 5 місяців тому

      @@CrayfordcelticYou clearly have no idea

    • @jakegodfrey4320
      @jakegodfrey4320 2 місяці тому +1

      David Renwick wrote this. And the Mastermind sketch.

  • @sircxx8621
    @sircxx8621 6 місяців тому +10

    Barker’s face was hilarious in every single sketch he performed. You can tell that David Jason learned so much from the Guvnor!

  • @nx03lcf
    @nx03lcf 7 місяців тому +15

    "I bet he bites people."
    "And Cox's Pippins."
    Priceless!

  • @steveangell7724
    @steveangell7724 9 місяців тому +19

    This never gets old. I’ve seen this sketch many many times. Best line:
    “And rolls for 20p.
    She doesn’t!!??”
    🤣

  • @rolytnz
    @rolytnz Рік тому +12

    They were so brilliantly clever - absolute masters of comedic timing.

  • @malcolmclements9254
    @malcolmclements9254 Рік тому +5

    They were brilliant.

  • @rogertaylor9435
    @rogertaylor9435 5 років тому +132

    It doesn't get better than this . It stands the test of time.Superb.

    • @iankerman8056
      @iankerman8056 Рік тому +5

      You are so right. This is vintage stuff when comedy really was clever and hilarious,unlike the trash of today.

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 Рік тому +4

      The mastermind sketch was cleverly done as well

  • @nosnad71
    @nosnad71 3 роки тому +42

    Absolutely hilarious! So cleverly written! "She was wearing a Cross Your Heart bra?" "I thought it said OXO" Ha ha brilliant!

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 Рік тому +2

      Seriously clever line because you actually have to visualise it to see where they're going with that ... and then you'll never be able to see the OXO name quite the same way again :) When comedy changes the way you see a thing, that's genius.

  • @joannilson2900
    @joannilson2900 2 роки тому +84

    I only just recently found the 2 Ronnies on UA-cam and think they're just FABULOUS!! What I am constantly amazed at is their timing! Especially here in this scene!! It's mot only the material but the flawless delivery that is just amazing!!
    I know they're both gone now - but thank God we have all these sketches on video! RIP dear Ronnie's, I hope you both know how you are making additional generations laugh!!! Such a great legacy!!

    • @leeosborne3793
      @leeosborne3793 Рік тому +4

      They were really on top of their game for years, a hell of a lot better than most of their contemporaries, which is why so much of their material has aged so well. I think Barker probably wrote this one, he was renowned for his wordplay, double-entendres and puns. Like you say, the timing and delivery is absolutely perfect.

    • @thepvporg
      @thepvporg 11 місяців тому +1

      Like all comedy duo's, they fell out with each other and couldn't stand being each others company, they stayed in comedy as professional performers until Ronnie Barker died.
      If you like the two ronnies, you need to look in to "Open all hours" with Ronnie Barker and David Jason (Only fools and horses)

    • @joannilson2900
      @joannilson2900 11 місяців тому

      @@thepvporg Thanks so for this! So sorry tho' to hear of their falling out! I have seen Ronnie Corbett on his own - especially the ballet skit! However - what remains is that the two of them - either together or separate - were fabulous. And we were all the more blessed to have benefitted from that.

    • @james2578
      @james2578 9 місяців тому +2

      And this here is the point. We just watched it.
      Today’s people analyse it, and everything, and then go mad.

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie 8 років тому +356

    And it's goodnight from me,
    and it's goodnight from him.
    Goodnight Ronnie Corbett. Rest In Peace.

    • @izzysheeran8928
      @izzysheeran8928 8 років тому +9

      its too sad 😭😢

    • @MikBaa
      @MikBaa 4 роки тому +7

      These two made me laugh so much over the years, brilliant pairing, and Ronnie Barker kept me glued to Porridge, and Open All Hours, had to buy the boxsets once I started earning a wage. Great entertainers, we'll never see anyone this good again... Legends... ☺️👌

    • @geoffreycasey875
      @geoffreycasey875 4 роки тому +4

      @Jack Blaze goodbye to good comedy.. 👍🍀

    • @Keithbarber
      @Keithbarber 3 роки тому +1

      @@izzysheeran8928 .

  • @VintageTopHat
    @VintageTopHat 8 років тому +648

    "And rolls for 20p" "SHE DOESN'T."

    • @Tabish29
      @Tabish29 5 років тому +7

      Thats my fav

    • @wop60
      @wop60 5 років тому

      I am not an english native guy...what does it really mean this??

    • @Tabish29
      @Tabish29 5 років тому +14

      @@wop60 rolls are like bread/pastries etc. He says rolls for 20 pence and the other guy says she doesnt! meaning that she rolls over in bed or what have you. Hope this helped.

    • @wop60
      @wop60 5 років тому +2

      @@Tabish29 thanks indeed. Do you think this comedy was one of the best ever in England? Better than fouls and Horses, George and Mildred, or other ones?

    • @Tabish29
      @Tabish29 5 років тому +4

      @@wop60 well i left London when I was 8 but during my time we had the 2 Ronnies and later when i went back Only Fools and Horses and i enjoy them both but for me the 2 Ronnies are the best of the best.

  • @katherinejay3219
    @katherinejay3219 4 роки тому +184

    This has cheered me up tonight. Still brilliant all these years later....

  • @ForestKicks
    @ForestKicks 6 років тому +176

    This was actually written by David Renwick who went on to write One Foot in the Grave and Jonathan Creek. Very clever writer.

    • @shuban
      @shuban 5 років тому +10

      My favourite sketch is the Mastermind one

    • @peterpiper482
      @peterpiper482 4 роки тому +13

      Great writers but the delivery of the lines makes it superb.

    • @horseracingstuff
      @horseracingstuff 4 роки тому +3

      @@shuban That's his as well!

    • @tonytye8963
      @tonytye8963 3 роки тому +2

      David Renwick was a psudonym that Ronnie Barker used i think, not sure. Gerant or Gerald Wiley was another.

    • @jimporter
      @jimporter 3 роки тому +3

      Tony Tye correct on Gerald Wiley but not David Renwick, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Renwick.

  • @Cyrus-3D
    @Cyrus-3D 6 років тому +263

    "She sounds a right little raver. I don't know how she had the energy"
    "She said the milkman hadn't been round yet."
    Classic Corbett and Barker. Rest in Peace The Two Ronnies.

  • @TerryTanktop
    @TerryTanktop 8 років тому +557

    Very clever writing and superb acting.

    • @485629
      @485629 6 років тому +8

      Terry Tanktop.... British pal...BRITISH 😉

    • @Bodragon
      @Bodragon 5 років тому +2

      @@485629 So?
      It's good. It's absolutely brilliant.
      But the fact that it's British is neither here nor there.
      There is good British comedy just like there is good Aussie or American comedy.
      Do you see comments on Richard Prior's stand-up routine declaring: "American pal...AMERICAN" ?
      Of course not.
      Look mate, when you manage to find your other brain-cell, please do us all a favour and stop breathing.
      Thanks.

    • @brucedunshea8421
      @brucedunshea8421 4 роки тому

      @@Bodragon ex girlfriend

  • @radbot1
    @radbot1 9 років тому +290

    "She was wearing a cross your heart bra?"
    "I thought it said OXO!"
    LOL!

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 років тому +17

      radbot1 3:05 - Is it me or did Ronnie Barker lose it a tiny bit here when Ronnie Corbett said "I thought it said OXO", he just momentarily laughed at it.

    • @radbot1
      @radbot1 8 років тому +7

      John King Maybe, but then I am fairly sure these were recorded in front of a live audience (that might sound obvious but sometimes they are screened to an audience to get the laugh track, not actually performed) and so he had to pause until the laughing died down before he says the next line.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 років тому +8

      The Two Ronnies always recorded in front of a live studio audience at the BBC TV Centre in London, I think he didn't expect the big laugh it got which put him off just for two seconds.

    • @radbot1
      @radbot1 8 років тому +5

      I see. yeah seems about right. I think some people got it right away whist others took a bit longer.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 8 років тому +5

      I wonder if this sketch could be updated, maybe two people sitting next to each other on their mobile phones.

  • @KhanivoreQniba
    @KhanivoreQniba 7 років тому +601

    This is beyond incredible. No one now could write this, timeless, intelligent, magnificent.

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 5 років тому +18

      Timeless, most definitely timeless. Most of what passes for comedy these days isn't timeless.

    • @AndrewMRoots
      @AndrewMRoots 4 роки тому +13

      @@StarboyXL9 They mostly swear every five seconds nowadays

    • @kurluk04
      @kurluk04 4 роки тому +12

      I completely agree, its an amazing sketch, i dont know anyone in this day and age who comes close to this sort of genius!

    • @ivankontra3446
      @ivankontra3446 4 роки тому +5

      how is it timeless
      the vocabulary isn't being used anymore, most foreign speakers that understand modern english comedy don't get most of this

    • @kurluk04
      @kurluk04 4 роки тому +5

      John Louris sod off john

  • @juveale29
    @juveale29 5 місяців тому +1

    Genius. And Cox’s pippins always cracks me up.

  • @jennyoshea1958
    @jennyoshea1958 Рік тому +13

    The action and sound of dialling a real telephone brings back memories

  • @Fan.Of.FanFiction
    @Fan.Of.FanFiction 5 років тому +47

    The Two Ronnies. Reunited at last. To laugh together forever again.

  • @storminboy
    @storminboy 7 років тому +59

    You know this never gets boring. It's fantastic. Ronnie Barkers face reactions are genius.

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 Рік тому +4

    Ahh, the days when you could still say "That's a pouffy drink" / "Fairy liquid?" in a prime time comedy show on BBC1 :)

  • @qfox16789
    @qfox16789 4 роки тому +56

    ‘Did you say her parents were in oil?’
    ‘Yes, the Pilchards’
    Genius

  • @Splop10
    @Splop10 11 років тому +52

    "What did you do?"
    "I had to get sterilized"
    Golden. Just golden.

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 3 роки тому +2

      Golden retriever?

    • @flashdance5574
      @flashdance5574 3 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant, I can’t stop laughing,

  • @gillyjames9609
    @gillyjames9609 4 роки тому +56

    Oh dear, I'd almost forgotten how unbelieveably funny The Two Ronnies were! We were so spoilt for Great British humour in the 70's/80's with these two and Morecambe and Wise in particular! How lucky we were then! xxx

    • @dntlss
      @dntlss Рік тому

      Im a Yank who loves British comedy,you guys were masters at that plus i love series too like Downton abbey and all that stuff,i have never delved in to Morecambe and Wise,as someone that knows this how would you compare them to the 2 Ronnies? totally different humor or similar etc? just wanted your point of view, thank you for your time!!

    • @jamesdettmann94
      @jamesdettmann94 Рік тому +1

      You forgot Monty Python, Fawlty Towers and Blackadder. You really were spoiled...

  • @johndolan9859
    @johndolan9859 4 роки тому +11

    “And Cox’s Pippins” is quite magical

  • @hmaltravers
    @hmaltravers 11 років тому +75

    Few can match The Two Ronnies for their clever, intelligent, and damn funny comedy. Love those guys.

  • @Will-fk2dk
    @Will-fk2dk 8 місяців тому +2

    Just seeing the phones on the wall... brings me back. I miss those times.
    Much simpler times.
    Also, this sketch is amazing. Absolutely hilarious

  • @genuineperson3540
    @genuineperson3540 4 роки тому +7

    I long for these days gone by.

  • @barrybray1336
    @barrybray1336 4 роки тому +10

    This and the MASTERMIND sketch just brilliant.. 😂😂😂

  • @seanycage2610
    @seanycage2610 5 років тому +40

    Legends doesn't even begin to describe these two.

  • @TheDJHoller
    @TheDJHoller 4 роки тому +24

    "Where did you take her? Somewhere exotic?"
    "Er, Sainsbury's."

  • @robertm7071
    @robertm7071 Рік тому +8

    This sketch came to mind as I was just placing an order with……Sainsbury’s! This takes me back to a much more comfortable society and when Britain could still produce television programmes of real quality, envied by much of the world - and sold to them as well. The same goes for the music Britain produced. We certainly were something then, instead of the joke we are today.

  • @Mortthemoose
    @Mortthemoose 10 років тому +100

    "She said the milkman had't been round yet"!!! Ha ha i have tears rolling down my face! I miss these two...used to watch them every week when i was kid.... REAL Saturday night entertainment lol

    • @nathaniliescu4597
      @nathaniliescu4597 4 роки тому

      You saddo.

    • @euromusicfreak
      @euromusicfreak 4 роки тому +6

      @@nathaniliescu4597 You're the saddo, this is English humour and people appreciate it, as we won't see it anymore

    • @nathaniliescu4597
      @nathaniliescu4597 4 роки тому

      @@euromusicfreak I am English you bellend.

    • @euromusicfreak
      @euromusicfreak 4 роки тому +7

      ​@@nathaniliescu4597 , Not very English of you to call someone a saddo, you saddo.

    • @nathaniliescu4597
      @nathaniliescu4597 4 роки тому

      @@euromusicfreak piss off

  • @genuineperson3540
    @genuineperson3540 3 роки тому +6

    How I miss those days. Suggestive, but oh so innocent.

  • @Pantherking916
    @Pantherking916 Рік тому +21

    This is beyond clever. This is pure genius at a level I doubt will ever be enjoyed again.

  • @rolfagten857
    @rolfagten857 Рік тому +2

    Top of the line this act!

  • @margeryfranko1850
    @margeryfranko1850 2 роки тому +3

    Brilliant. Timing is everything in comedy 😂🤣😆🤣😂😅😆

  • @colinardron198
    @colinardron198 Рік тому +3

    Still the best - 2022.

  • @VickersDoorter
    @VickersDoorter Рік тому +2

    This is intelligent comedy at it's finest.

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 7 місяців тому +3

    Days when your only way to contact someone was public phone instead of mobile!

  • @cannonfodder6654
    @cannonfodder6654 3 роки тому +8

    classic Saturday night TV in the 1980s

  • @RussCampbell11
    @RussCampbell11 7 років тому +23

    Favourite sketch after Four Candles.

    • @storminboy
      @storminboy 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, Four candles is great but this is brilliant!!

  • @alexday5892
    @alexday5892 Рік тому +9

    This was Ronnie Barker at his best. He was a wordsmith and very cleverly orchestrated some wonderful sketches. This was brilliantly delivered and certainly up there in their top 5

  • @servicekid7453
    @servicekid7453 Рік тому +5

    I know “Four Candles” is their most famous sketch, but this is still my favourite! 😂😂😂

    • @leeosborne3793
      @leeosborne3793 Рік тому +2

      It's right up with their best! Not only some superb writing, the delivery and timing is absolutely spot on.

  • @MattHayesVinyl
    @MattHayesVinyl 7 років тому +20

    You won't find quality comedy like this anymore. It had died out by the late 90's. A lot of similarities between this and the genius Mastermind sketch too.

    • @junglechalk
      @junglechalk 7 років тому +1

      Matt Hayes Both sketches written by David Renwick - thank goodness he carried on writing and gave us One Foot in the Grave among others.

    • @MattHayesVinyl
      @MattHayesVinyl 7 років тому +2

      One Foot in the Grave is one of my all time favorites. I still watch it quite often. Plus Only Fools and Horses, The Good Life, Vicar of Dibley, Red Dwarf, Men Behaving Badly, Dad's Army... so much better than the crap put out today.

    • @junglechalk
      @junglechalk 7 років тому +1

      Matt Hayes Also worth bearing in mind Renwick wrote these sketches when he was 25! By all accounts he's a bit of a nightmare to work with but what a genius

    • @MattHayesVinyl
      @MattHayesVinyl 7 років тому +2

      Didn't realize he was that young. Yes, genius indeed... and again, it makes me sad how much we have lost in the last 20 years or so when it comes to comedy.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 5 років тому +1

      I remember a comedy gameshow on ITV called 'Lose a Million' that was basically the Mastermind sketch. The first question would be "What is your name" (to which the contestant wouldn't answer), then the 2nd question would be something which they would answer with their name...etc

  • @Sameoldfitup
    @Sameoldfitup 3 роки тому +5

    “ Nothing can be loved or hated unless it is first understood.” - Leonardo da Vinci.

  • @moonmelder2965
    @moonmelder2965 3 роки тому +7

    wow those telephone things are so futuristic .... we don't even have them yet LOL

  • @borleyboo5613
    @borleyboo5613 5 років тому +38

    Oh, they were so talented. Absolute comic genius. If I’m feeling a bit down, there’s nothing like The Two Ronnies or a Carry On film to cheer me up.

  • @seankayll9017
    @seankayll9017 8 років тому +153

    This is my favourite sketch. Genius writing by Barker and immaculate comic timing by Corbett. I can watch this over and over again.
    For discussion: I always thought Corbett's line "Now, where was I?" is a very cleverly and calmly delivered signal to Barker that he had lost his way in the script, it being performed in front of an audience. Barker returns with a seemingly unrelated line that allows Corbett to recover. I hope I am wrong, but if it is true it would show Corbett's amazing stagecraft.
    R.I.P both.

    • @BrisbaneBoy86
      @BrisbaneBoy86 8 років тому +21

      +Sean Kayll This sketch was actually written by David Renwick of One Foot In The Grave fame.

    • @mikegoble7873
      @mikegoble7873 5 років тому +22

      I think the "Now, where was I?" is scripted. The milk jokes come to an end with "put them in the fridge when i get back" "Now, where was I?" allows for a new direction of subject and puns.

  • @John-ed2wj
    @John-ed2wj 2 роки тому +3

    "She was wearing a cross your heart bra?", "That was a mistake, I thought it said Oxo" 😂

    • @WedgePee
      @WedgePee 2 роки тому

      I thought they made up the first line as an excuse to say OXO!

    • @John-ed2wj
      @John-ed2wj 2 роки тому

      @@WedgePee yes, that's the whole basis of the sketch

  • @andrewparrott7260
    @andrewparrott7260 Рік тому +13

    Ahh, absolutely hilarious. Their comedy routines are absolutely the best, no one can come close enough to doing that sort of thing in today's day and age.

  • @alexshaun98
    @alexshaun98 12 років тому +31

    The guys who thought about this idea and developed it deserves as much praise as the 2 Ronnies.
    Brilliant stuff.

    • @rolytnz
      @rolytnz Рік тому

      Ronnie Barker was the mastermind behind them, apparently, he wrote most of their material.

    • @michaelocyoung
      @michaelocyoung Рік тому +2

      @@rolytnz I believe this sketch was the work of David Renwick, of One Foot in the Grave and Jonathan Creek fame.

  • @smbvms
    @smbvms 7 років тому +18

    the 'three tins of curry powder' and the 'salt and vinegar and smoky bacon' lines are some of the best ever

  • @bernardthegwp71020
    @bernardthegwp71020 3 роки тому +1

    A far superior sketch to 4 candles as that sketch peters out after about 2 mins while this continues through the whole duration to be funny

  • @BamEaton
    @BamEaton 11 років тому +19

    Brilliant.
    They don't make comedy like this anymore.

  • @SteveProsser-wj7dz
    @SteveProsser-wj7dz 7 днів тому +1

    Absolutely brilliant! The writing and performance of their sketches was always excellent! So clever!

  • @adamsingh2019
    @adamsingh2019 4 роки тому +5

    TALENT, TALENT, TALENT. Say no more.

  • @keithrich8373
    @keithrich8373 Рік тому +5

    So cleverly written and performed Hard to beat and so funny.Their humour never dates

  • @antonytye3484
    @antonytye3484 3 роки тому +13

    Nobody commenting on one of the best lines at the end,
    "I've got a fair bit to see to", as in an attractive woman with fair hair, to see to.

  • @geoffjoffy
    @geoffjoffy 2 роки тому +11

    This is the mark of The Two Ronnies. Brilliant writing and excellent well-timed delivery. Superb. 😂😁

  • @andyhughes8433
    @andyhughes8433 5 років тому +4

    These two are absolute geniuses. What a sketch!

  • @CelticSaint
    @CelticSaint 5 років тому +10

    So clever! If only we had this quality of writing today. Alas, we do not.

  • @brorush1
    @brorush1 2 роки тому +5

    One the best examples of the understanding of language,timing and creativity. Amazing

  • @Henry-vu5sg
    @Henry-vu5sg 5 років тому +6

    Genius. We took them for granted at the time...

  • @TheSteelStallion
    @TheSteelStallion 10 років тому +25

    "wearing a cross your heart bra??"
    "I thought it said Oxo."
    Bloody genius.

  • @iantebbutt186
    @iantebbutt186 2 роки тому +2

    The two Ronnie's simply the best

  • @kitkat-catsy9633
    @kitkat-catsy9633 3 роки тому +3

    This is my favourite sketch they don't make comedy like this anymore xxxx I love it xxx

  • @jonallen8346
    @jonallen8346 9 років тому +88

    ahhhh remember when comedy was funny? we miss you Ronnie Barker!

    • @Just1Cornetto
      @Just1Cornetto 8 років тому +10

      +jon allen And sadly, Ronnie Corbett too, now. :-(

    • @jonallen8346
      @jonallen8346 8 років тому +8

      Steve Wright Yes both sadly missed now RIP Ronnie Corbett!

  • @TyMarshall007
    @TyMarshall007 9 років тому +7

    Best British Show ever

  • @Sjmby95
    @Sjmby95 Рік тому +3

    Classic comedy never to be replaced

  • @robpoole3437
    @robpoole3437 2 роки тому

    They were so clever . I love the two Ronnies :) x

  • @EddieGaster
    @EddieGaster 7 років тому +64

    "And rolls for 20p."
    "She doesn't?"

  • @garrywitcomb2334
    @garrywitcomb2334 2 роки тому +2

    Genius at Work. A masterclass in real Comedy 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @TS50ER
    @TS50ER 5 років тому +5

    'I've got a fair bit to see to.' Brilliant!

  • @MAte925
    @MAte925 9 місяців тому +1

    This one has to be my favourite sketch of theirs!

  • @junosugi7466
    @junosugi7466 2 роки тому +2

    The golden years.

  • @matthewakian2
    @matthewakian2 8 років тому +80

    I think this is one of there best sketches.

    • @pluckyfella7
      @pluckyfella7 8 років тому +8

      +matthewakian2 "their best sketches". Yes, this is brilliant!

    • @danw1374
      @danw1374 7 років тому +5

      This along with the bert second guesser sketches in the pub and of course fork handles or four candles, however you prefer to call it, are my favourites.

    • @matthewakian2
      @matthewakian2 7 років тому +3

      Yes!

    • @RainhamRailEnthusiast
      @RainhamRailEnthusiast 6 років тому +5

      Timing excellent as usual. Never will be repeated this kind of double act and show

  • @bdave2049
    @bdave2049 3 роки тому +3

    The technology seems so dated nowadays. But the clip is still funny. It's timeless.

    • @robshearing2131
      @robshearing2131 3 роки тому +2

      they are called the two ronnies and this sketch is called "fork handles" written by marty feldman 👍 have a great day

    • @nowster
      @nowster Рік тому

      @@robshearing2131 At least you got the name of the duo correct. The sketch is "Crossed Lines" and it was written by David Renwick.

  • @LukesYuGiOhChannel
    @LukesYuGiOhChannel 10 років тому +16

    such a clever sketch

  • @jonathan75801
    @jonathan75801 7 років тому +11

    "There was one or two things I couldn't quite get a hold of"

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 5 років тому +12

    "French bred", "Bloomers, too large" - classic

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime 5 років тому +29

    "What did you say her name was?"
    "Hovis"

  • @heatherrooken-smith6983
    @heatherrooken-smith6983 5 років тому +10

    The Two Ronnies - always entertaining - clever skits.

  • @christinescarff4920
    @christinescarff4920 2 роки тому +5

    This one is even funnier than the ‘ four candles ‘ sketch cos of the double entendres !
    It’s so suggestive but just hilarious !!!😂😂😂😵‍💫

  • @bernardharmse-kaalvoetdominee
    @bernardharmse-kaalvoetdominee Рік тому +1

    They are cattegorically thee most funny people.

  • @thrutheeyesofaparsi
    @thrutheeyesofaparsi 3 роки тому +3

    Two great commedians.

  • @supremefandom6970
    @supremefandom6970 Рік тому +2

    3 years ago a friend of mine (27) 24 at the time introduced me (20) 17 at the time to these two I've been in love with there sketches since

  • @ranyfarade2098
    @ranyfarade2098 3 роки тому +3

    Definitely and rather undeniably one of its kind call clash prank straight away from the 70's !! 😜😜

  • @dishybear
    @dishybear Рік тому +3

    Comedy genius!!!🤣🤣

  • @danieldavid3160
    @danieldavid3160 2 роки тому +1

    The once very British best of comedy! And today?

  • @astondb7martin469
    @astondb7martin469 8 років тому +10

    Simply one of the best, clever scenes ever !! Two Ronnies at their very best !! I could watch this every day !! soooo funny

  • @sunnysim3583
    @sunnysim3583 5 років тому +11

    A million likes from me. Those were the days.

  • @bhavnamistry1389
    @bhavnamistry1389 2 роки тому +6

    Absolutely hilarious, In stitches shame they dont make these kind off humourous programmes today those days were the best god bless you both and your golden heart and soul thank u for making the nation laugh🙏😢😅🌹❤

  • @peterowen9183
    @peterowen9183 Рік тому +1

    We run out of superlatives. I don't think they even look at each other once. Yet their joint comic timing is split-second accurate on every single gag. We shall not see their like again.

  • @extremeconcepts1
    @extremeconcepts1 2 роки тому +1

    Classic!
    Still watching in 2022

  • @Bustygirl-dz1wi
    @Bustygirl-dz1wi 5 років тому +5

    Love these two