TROPICO 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Infinite Money

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  • Опубліковано 23 сер 2024
  • Hello there ladies and gentlemen welcome to the wonderful city / nation builder / management game called Tropico 6. I must say I love this game it is great fun! Many would say that this is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits. However, today I will be using the wonderful bank spaming and toll road technique to unlock the power of infinite money which I promise will 100% not imbalance the game.
    This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
    If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man videos!
    It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Tropico 6 Funny Moments Montage!
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: TROPICO 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Infinite Money
    #funny #montage #Tropico6

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  • @VerdaTal
    @VerdaTal 5 років тому +2500

    I'm grateful every day that you're not in charge of anything real.

    • @thatoneguy9615
      @thatoneguy9615 5 років тому +205

      Why do you think world economics works the way it does now? It is "perfectly balanced".

    • @enochbooher6509
      @enochbooher6509 5 років тому +96

      He should be leader of the uk, and recolonize the world
      (Because the world is clearly all originally British)

    • @martinferrand4711
      @martinferrand4711 5 років тому +21

      @@enochbooher6509 (not happy french face) x)

    • @seraphphyx
      @seraphphyx 5 років тому +8

      Don't think it could be anything worse than what the British did to themselves.

    • @MultiNaruto900
      @MultiNaruto900 5 років тому +23

      @@seraphphyx can't hit rock bottom if you're already at rock bottom

  • @roarbahamut9866
    @roarbahamut9866 5 років тому +1824

    Uncolonised land : *exists*
    Britain: TALLY HO IT IS!

    • @FilmsNerf2
      @FilmsNerf2 5 років тому +73

      Its free real estate.

    • @bobbybliss2372
      @bobbybliss2372 5 років тому +22

      The Spiffing Brit Or in some cases, GIVING them their first flag

    • @raccoonskunk7482
      @raccoonskunk7482 5 років тому +46

      Land owned by natives : exists
      Britain: BY GEORGE IS THAT UNCOLONIZED LAND?

    • @tuberculosisterrence567
      @tuberculosisterrence567 5 років тому +1

      @@sr71silver maybe

    • @ArtisChronicles
      @ArtisChronicles 5 років тому +3

      +Otaku Person I read that as freel estate

  • @MarvelOfRain
    @MarvelOfRain 5 років тому +832

    Spiff: "I will exploit my citizens to the maximum extent"
    Me: "So they will be working in coal mines or something?"
    Spiff: "No. No. No." (evil laugh)
    Proceeds to build mansions and makes sure that everyone has a college degree.

    • @waffles6280
      @waffles6280 5 років тому +97

      don't forget building 743986573498657389 toll boothes

    • @senorsiro3748
      @senorsiro3748 5 років тому +15

      Hey, just like real life!

    • @lonesomedrifter1784
      @lonesomedrifter1784 5 років тому +16

      So they pay more taxes, capitalism at its finest

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 роки тому +3

      Westin Newberg actually Tropico doesn’t have taxes it’s just that everyone is a government worker do you get all the profits

    • @MattyHam123
      @MattyHam123 3 роки тому

      @@cookiecakeeater6340 there’s an edict called wealth tax that’s description says “filthy rich don’t pay taxes” 10% of what they’d pay go’s to your Swiss account so I think there’s taxes but idk

  • @hoebare
    @hoebare 5 років тому +163

    Immigrant: "Oh no! I've been captured by pirates! And they're putting me in a mansion? And giving me an expedited education?? And giving me a swank job in finance?!"
    Communication office: "The UN is on the line, they're ready to rescue you."
    Immigrant: "Tell them I drowned. And when you're done with them, send me more tea."

    • @cookiecakeeater6340
      @cookiecakeeater6340 3 роки тому +10

      This is funny, but I’m pretty sure they just sink a ship and then save the people who were on it

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому

      The Immigrant has their own Communication Officer.

  • @MrLightingGeek
    @MrLightingGeek 5 років тому +462

    Finally actually paused the video and made a cup of tea. 10/10 would recommend.

    • @untine11
      @untine11 5 років тому +2

      Me too!!

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 5 років тому +2

      I usually have a cup of tea, but due to medication that I am currently taking, I am not allowed Caffiene. I am so sad.

    • @norXmal
      @norXmal 5 років тому +5

      @@METALFREAK03 Drink caffeine free tea?

    • @cryogenicwaif4688
      @cryogenicwaif4688 5 років тому +1

      I have a cup of tea ready for each episode.

    • @johanek7189
      @johanek7189 5 років тому +1

      Same here 👍

  • @CT--ng8mn
    @CT--ng8mn 5 років тому +1836

    Hold on
    Your bankers are paid 50$ a month and pay like 40$ a day to get to work and back ?
    Glorious

    • @zhaoluyue1995
      @zhaoluyue1995 5 років тому +266

      At least they are better off than those who drive to work at the toll booth...

    • @enochbooher6509
      @enochbooher6509 5 років тому +21

      Spif I agree! Down with Kim Jon Un and trump, time for the spif regime! All hail the union spif! Heil spif!!!

    • @mattizie91
      @mattizie91 5 років тому +33

      @@thespiffingbrit
      Eh, your immigration policy alone sets you above the rest.

    • @strongback6550
      @strongback6550 5 років тому +37

      Is good work motivator.
      If you can't afford it, you can always go to do prison labor.

    • @AmmonKellar502
      @AmmonKellar502 5 років тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit watching this reminded me of you breaking sim city with all toll roads again

  • @DuckoftheDraw
    @DuckoftheDraw 2 роки тому +46

    1:24 I like how that map of Britain's colonies includes Portugal, most of South America, central Asia, and almost all of France's colonies

    • @airmanbunny9767
      @airmanbunny9767 2 роки тому +2

      As it should

    • @catapultking8861
      @catapultking8861 Рік тому +1

      Oof, yeah, didn’t realize that, I can understand Central Asia to a Degree with the rumble up there involving Afghanistan but bit of a stretch, South America no rhyme or reason, Portugal no clue why- who made this map?!😂

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 Рік тому +1

      But of course! France is obviously a colony of the British they cast aside because they started drinking coffee and we can't have that now can we?

    • @Pman353
      @Pman353 Рік тому +2

      @@catapultking8861 I think the map is actually every country England has invaded

  • @-Faris-
    @-Faris- 5 років тому +114

    14:54 * British man builds security checkpoints *
    Notification: The IRA wants to know your location.

  • @triangelwings6055
    @triangelwings6055 5 років тому +1645

    -Is neutral to any and all other countries
    -Main source of income is from banks
    -Is a tiny country
    Is... Is this just a tropic version of Switzerland?

    • @dinokknd
      @dinokknd 5 років тому +73

      Mostly just a tax evasion scheme I think!

    • @Zwoddy
      @Zwoddy 5 років тому +115

      Switzerisland

    • @imnotheresogoaway8098
      @imnotheresogoaway8098 5 років тому +44

      monaco has banks too and there 20,638 times smaller

    • @thuun5607
      @thuun5607 5 років тому +1

      yiah

    • @TheInsomniaddict
      @TheInsomniaddict 5 років тому +57

      This is about as accurate of a simulation of the Cayman Islands as you can get in Tropico.

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 5 років тому +414

    Even if he was born ages ago during the time of the british empire he would be doing the same thing but in real life and getting paid more

    • @Ulubai
      @Ulubai 5 років тому +11

      Dutch East India Company was the best RTS ever designed

    • @StrayKittenLove
      @StrayKittenLove 5 років тому +4

      And, literally, sacrificing oh so many lives to [100 Stat Man].

    • @lukesampson3294
      @lukesampson3294 5 років тому +5

      To be fair he could do it today but as an American.

  • @whitexcdghk375
    @whitexcdghk375 5 років тому +104

    I couldn't sleep and stumbled upon your channel, ended up watching about 20ish videos and also managed to drink around 20 cups of tea... I am now waiting for the supermarket to open so I can buy more tea and keep watching your videos.... I need help

    • @ryudomesayonara5806
      @ryudomesayonara5806 5 років тому +5

      whitexcdghk yeah. you need to watch more videos!

    • @jacqueslheureux9161
      @jacqueslheureux9161 5 років тому

      @@ryudomesayonara5806 No!
      You dont need to watch the videos anymore...

    • @ryudomesayonara5806
      @ryudomesayonara5806 5 років тому

      Jacques Lheureux why not? He's funny!

    • @jacqueslheureux9161
      @jacqueslheureux9161 5 років тому +4

      @@ryudomesayonara5806 The videos purpose is to sell tea.
      Once you are hooked, the job is done.

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 4 роки тому +1

      @@jacqueslheureux9161 I... can't... stop... drinking... tea! HELP! PLEASE HELP ME!

  • @Darkkai3
    @Darkkai3 5 років тому +69

    "Fire raging in Tropico? OH GOOD LORD the entire circus is on fire!" Gotta say, I actually lost my shit at that moment.

  • @agentwash1
    @agentwash1 5 років тому +616

    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

    • @camdengoss6326
      @camdengoss6326 5 років тому +4

      Beat me to it goddammit

    • @Akus240
      @Akus240 5 років тому +1

      like if u are from argentina!!

    • @ish5571
      @ish5571 5 років тому +6

      Dapper Enderman perfectly British as all things should be.

    • @autronic9306
      @autronic9306 5 років тому +4

      We are going to see this comment in this channel a lot, aren't we?

    • @2211DarkBoy
      @2211DarkBoy 5 років тому

      Aw snap

  • @Bjarkenb
    @Bjarkenb 5 років тому +343

    "... they can be upgraded to toll roads!"
    Oh no not again!

    • @matthewsnow9316
      @matthewsnow9316 5 років тому +16

      Spif has proved that Tropico 6 is really just Cities Skylines 2.

    • @glitterlucky58
      @glitterlucky58 5 років тому +3

      ya but the toll roads reduce liberty and if the liberty gets low then youre stuck with a coup and with 1800 people that have no liberty and half have been stripped of their right to vote (putting wealthy only vote reduces liberty and makes the non wealthy citizens more likely to start a coup) a coup is a quick way to lose (especially a military coup). not to mention the fact that his emigration policy forces all those who dont approve of him to stay (this reduces overall approval because the number of people that dislike him can go up but not down and the policy itself reduces liberty as well making it even worse). i bet that if the difficulty (the political difficulty in particular) were up high this wouldnt even work. i noticed that when he was doing a runthrough to show exploits in the monopoly game he showed the camera that he was putting it on the hardest difficulty but with this one he didnt. i bet this one is set on easy and thats the real reason this trick worked.
      a fabulous shimmer, a glow in your heart, im glitter lucky.

    • @TrustingTroller
      @TrustingTroller 4 роки тому +1

      @@glitterlucky58 put a tl;dr, because it was too long; didn't read

    • @glitterlucky58
      @glitterlucky58 4 роки тому

      @@TrustingTroller whats a tl;dr?

    • @TrustingTroller
      @TrustingTroller 4 роки тому +1

      @@glitterlucky58 too long; didn't read

  • @nonstopracing8574
    @nonstopracing8574 2 роки тому +196

    I like how he ironically talks about charging workers their entire wages for a temporary treatment and basically just described the US healthcare system

    • @parkerdurrington9921
      @parkerdurrington9921 2 роки тому +14

      But instead of 1 month it's several years

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 2 роки тому +5

      Capitalism at it's finest

    • @Encer-xs9ec
      @Encer-xs9ec 2 роки тому +16

      The majority of this video is just America; tolls, tax, farmers paying for food they gave to the store, doctors costing a ridiculous amount for a small treatment... It's actually scary how similar this is to America...

    • @mtlewis973
      @mtlewis973 2 роки тому +19

      you have to understand - it didn’t even occur to him to charge for healthcare. that’s how mental and cruel america is

    • @distantignition
      @distantignition 2 роки тому +15

      As an American, I find this extremely offensive. Not you. The healthcare system.

  • @SmallAngryNerd
    @SmallAngryNerd 5 років тому +675

    "i didnt realize we could charge people for healthcare!"
    *cries in american*

    • @endoflame3874
      @endoflame3874 5 років тому +21

      i don't know what you are talking about we are very very happy with paying for stupid services we indefinably don't like free healthcare like in Canada ha ha ha ha ha. . . ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿(◡︵◡)

    • @daemoh3696
      @daemoh3696 5 років тому +19

      we still do pay for healthcare with high tax rates

    • @endoflame3874
      @endoflame3874 5 років тому +25

      @@daemoh3696 if you're talking about Canada yes while you do have higher tax rates at least the insurance actually has to pay out instead of blaming shit on "preexisting conditions" then in america insurance companies regularly cancel your insurance if you become to much of a risk. I would gladly pay higher taxes to have guaranteed healthcare.

    • @crabking6573
      @crabking6573 5 років тому +12

      This some sort of American joke I'm to Canadian to understand?

    • @daemoh3696
      @daemoh3696 5 років тому

      @@endoflame3874 no, uk.

  • @PTB_BE
    @PTB_BE 5 років тому +263

    Coal mines? No thanks. I only commit warcrimes for Tea mines

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 5 років тому +1

      My whole family on my dad's side were coal miners....(I'm from Appalachia)

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 5 років тому

      If Tropico 6 is like Tropico 5, it's pointless to make Coal Mines because you make hardly any money from it. I find it's better to just import coal if I need it

    • @nathanvertongen1286
      @nathanvertongen1286 5 років тому

      De lijn

    • @yvaskhmir
      @yvaskhmir 5 років тому

      @@jb111082 Coal, tea and potatoes are the best things that exist.

  • @juanxg
    @juanxg 5 років тому +65

    i'm argentinian and the joke caught me off guard😂 you're the greatest Spiff

  • @thomashongshagen4912
    @thomashongshagen4912 5 років тому +25

    We do have a lot of toll roads here in Norway, except on the roads our government take to get to work, because Oslo is a perfectly balanced city with absolutely no exploits.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 5 років тому +49

    At what point is a Just Cause game going to be about overthrowing Spiff?
    "You have college educations and most of you are rich, what's the problem?"
    "At any given second he can throw you in the dungeon, and between banking fees and toll roads, we pay approximately 9000% of our income in taxes! The entire country is toll booths and banks!"
    "Okay, I hear you, tell you what. How about I blow up most of your infrastructure, ram random people on the road while running from the army, crash planes into the college for a laugh, and bring your society to a total collapse before handing it over to revolutionaries who will become new dictators?"
    "Oh yes, thank you!"

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 5 років тому +60

    Listening to you say "FWOH!" multiple times is the highlight of this video.

    • @SordoBjorn
      @SordoBjorn 5 років тому +1

      I don't know man... the inhaling though his teeth, and mention of tea>coffee are both up there as well.

  • @PopeGoliath
    @PopeGoliath 5 років тому +91

    Press F1 in-game to pay respects to these bugs.

  • @kektopod5586
    @kektopod5586 5 років тому +162

    How much banks does your state have:
    *YES*

  • @fourcgames7568
    @fourcgames7568 5 років тому +47

    Me: *Randomly discovers this channel*
    Also me a day later: "Where the f*ck did all my tea go?"

    • @thatonenon-uniqueindividual
      @thatonenon-uniqueindividual 4 роки тому

      FourCGames HAHAHHAHA

    • @Stataze
      @Stataze 4 роки тому +1

      This happen to me, I watched a legend of total war video, he mentioned spiffing Brit. 2 days later, no tea. (Earl Grey)

    • @Exxt3R
      @Exxt3R 4 роки тому +1

      It was stolen. Along with the Taj Mahal.

  • @decwex5507
    @decwex5507 5 років тому +169

    Ahh yes I am part of the one percent
    How much do you make
    $75

    • @SordoBjorn
      @SordoBjorn 5 років тому +29

      "but i spend about $50 every morning driving to work, meaning that by the time i come home I'm $25 in debt.
      What a life, eh?
      I'd drink some rum to get through the day but we only export it...to Cuba."

    • @lonesomedrifter1784
      @lonesomedrifter1784 5 років тому +1

      TheMigratingCoconut, and the rest goes to taxes

  • @TheLatinhelp
    @TheLatinhelp 5 років тому +117

    Dear Spiffing Brit,
    I hope this comment finds you well. I'm afraid I have to report a slight inconvenience. My Union Jack has not arrived yet and therefore, my enjoyment of your delightful content is slightly lessened with the lack of the flag right next beside the picture of Her Majesty The Queen. I looking forward to hear from you.
    God save the queen

    • @martinferrand4711
      @martinferrand4711 5 років тому +15

      Dear John Johnsen,
      that a good brtitish way of saying it my dear friend, But i'm also afraid to point to you that the queen is busy right now. She may be able to send your Union Jack in less than a thousand years.
      God save the queen

    • @stormtrooperelite1453
      @stormtrooperelite1453 5 років тому +3

      that was straight off Monty Python there. Amazing!

    • @theterribleanimator1793
      @theterribleanimator1793 5 років тому +5

      Dear John Johnsen,
      Remember, if you die before your Union Jack™ all of your life saving will be sent to the her majesty offshore bank accounts, and your family thrown to the dungeons for a yearly stay.
      God save the queen.

    • @WildChild2022
      @WildChild2022 5 років тому

      Ha

  • @martinhenzl
    @martinhenzl 5 років тому +15

    4:08 When the only truck in the whole town runs you over.

  • @RichardFleming
    @RichardFleming 5 років тому +56

    "What is a lovely cup of tea without just a little bit of sugar in it?"
    Answer: A perfect cup of tea.

  • @notadog4762
    @notadog4762 5 років тому +280

    Shame you said have a cup of warm cup of tea,salute the union jack but no mention of listening to rule Britannia at full volume for the rest of the video. How can you call yourself British

    • @digi7-aextra396
      @digi7-aextra396 5 років тому +55

      If you were truly British, like myself, you'd know that such an instruction is not needed, as your 2 track playlist of God Save the Queen and Rule Britannia should be on repeat at all times.

    • @kcechoxzar
      @kcechoxzar 5 років тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit I was whistling rule Britannia on and off during work today, by the end of my shift I heard four others doing the same

    • @goliathgamez3851
      @goliathgamez3851 5 років тому +1

      Are you a dog?

    • @BlueInkPaperJam
      @BlueInkPaperJam 5 років тому

      In Canada, we drink raw maple syrup. We don't have tea, only syrup. Is that okay?

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 5 років тому

      I always think of Tim Brooke Taylor in the Goodies when he says this. If you've seen The Goodies, you'll know what I mean.

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 5 років тому +123

    Thank goodness Modern Brits have access to empire simulations. I shudder to think what the world would look like otherwise...

    • @idunusegoogleplus
      @idunusegoogleplus 5 років тому +7

      Most of the brits who enjoy overseas conquest became Americans.

    • @lonesomedrifter1784
      @lonesomedrifter1784 5 років тому +1

      The only reason they haven’t retaken America is medieval colony games

    • @idunusegoogleplus
      @idunusegoogleplus 5 років тому

      @@lonesomedrifter1784 lmao brits are dying to knives and barely have a single firearm out of every hundred while Americans have more guns than humans. Doubt it will even be a war. More like a one sided stomp.

  • @danieljung785
    @danieljung785 3 роки тому +8

    “North Korea. Yeah I think they have an economy” 🤣 That cracked me up

  • @GlitchDX
    @GlitchDX 5 років тому +5

    This is why I like you spiff. You're all like 'pause the video, go get your stuff done, I'll be here when you get back'. I actually have to run to the store because I'm completely out of tea and they're about to close and I would have forgotten had you not reminded me.

  • @Jihtito
    @Jihtito 5 років тому +52

    I’m drinking tea, but without the milk, sugar or tea bag. And it’s cold.

    • @Hallow_Undead
      @Hallow_Undead 5 років тому +3

      Jaffer55 get your cold leaf juice out of here and drink some proper TEA, you lily-livered pox.

    • @Jihtito
      @Jihtito 5 років тому +2

      Jacob Laslie Re read the sentence then reconsider calling it leaf juice. Lol. But actually not long after commenting this I actually had a cup of proper tea. ☕️

    • @lithreeum
      @lithreeum 5 років тому +1

      Ah yes, the tea-less tea. A classic drink straight out of The Great City of England

    • @chillerrap
      @chillerrap 5 років тому +6

      Water you saying?

    • @DinapsThe1st
      @DinapsThe1st 5 років тому +1

      Jaffer55 you only said no tea bag, not no tea leaves.

  • @leoacroe9326
    @leoacroe9326 5 років тому +44

    "i think they have an economy" - The Spiffing Brit 2019

  • @reginadea2821
    @reginadea2821 5 років тому +7

    Now I imagine pirates sailing up alongside yachts and holding a trivia quiz.

  • @rustkitty
    @rustkitty 2 роки тому +10

    23:42 Not to worry, that's just the game practicing the obscure martial art shack-fu.

    • @GreedyOrange
      @GreedyOrange Рік тому

      shack fu sounds like a supressed curse,like f*ck and fudge xD
      and im not quite certain what it is supposed to mean tho...
      but i like it i think

  • @ZeLunatic
    @ZeLunatic 5 років тому +144

    Please break Kenshi. it has everything you need.

    • @jackgreig2248
      @jackgreig2248 5 років тому +14

      I second this. I can already see the army of slave labor that would be built up to work in his mines. Holy nation step aside it's time for the Communitea.

    • @oragepoilu9023
      @oragepoilu9023 5 років тому

      It will probably hard to deal with the amount of bug/freeze/lag, though.

    • @remerix4239
      @remerix4239 5 років тому +2

      too easy, basically grind up a super thief and have some pack animals. broken money.

    • @aronpalmer121
      @aronpalmer121 5 років тому +10

      He has actually already mentioned doing this on a live stream. So fear not, Kenshi is on the list for Spiff to bulldoze into the ground!

    • @aronpalmer121
      @aronpalmer121 5 років тому +3

      @@thespiffingbrit That's what I do, my job is paying attention so here I am fulfilling my duty! Salutations Mr. Brit my fine sir.

  • @DrNefariousHardCock
    @DrNefariousHardCock 5 років тому +15

    I can’t imagine what the 2009 crash would be like for Tropico with all those banks... I’m sure it’ll be fine

    • @JBrandtBuckley
      @JBrandtBuckley 5 років тому +1

      Iceland. Iceland is what it would be like.

  • @ASroma10001
    @ASroma10001 5 років тому +25

    2:43
    as an argentinian i actually laughed hahahaha

    • @thatonenon-uniqueindividual
      @thatonenon-uniqueindividual 4 роки тому

      Nwmaster where are the United Kingdom and Argentina actually at war during the Cold War I can I just remembered it was the war for those islands with the Penguins did the Spanish discovered what was the Portuguese what was it called the Finland

    • @lhd4278
      @lhd4278 4 роки тому +2

      @@thatonenon-uniqueindividual wtf

    • @FALG31
      @FALG31 3 роки тому

      Hm, I love SpiffingBrit but I actually cringed at that part. I know we kinda asked for it that time, but it felt like rubbing salt in the wound.

  • @Zappyguy111
    @Zappyguy111 5 років тому +5

    I'll salute the little Australian flag on my desk, I'm 80% sure it has a Union Jack somewhere on it.

  • @eliasb.5400
    @eliasb.5400 5 років тому +10

    21:49 This is a reference to how the Party Promise of the residing Parliament said they’d remove the toll. They actually increased it threefold

  • @captaintofu4926
    @captaintofu4926 5 років тому +5

    I greatly admire you sense for loop holes. I myself broke tutorials of various games - won example fights, that I shouldn't - softblocking the game and stuff...but you are on the next level

  • @dstinnettmusic
    @dstinnettmusic 5 років тому +65

    Goodness...how blessed you are.
    You had to "realize" healthcare was a thing you could charge for.

  • @cryogamer9307
    @cryogamer9307 5 років тому +29

    If you don't have your union jack: the queen is sending you strait to gulag...I MEAN is sending you a flag of course...of course.
    It's not like i'm an eastern spy

  • @cyric085
    @cyric085 5 років тому +78

    I subscribed a month ago, where is my union jack?

    • @assassinlv8274
      @assassinlv8274 5 років тому +1

      Just send a letter the the Queen, stating that you had subscribed to Spiffing Brit a month ago - but hadn't yet received the Union Jack flag from her. :)

  • @Zolfried
    @Zolfried 5 років тому +55

    as a norwegian.. i can vouch, this feels just like home :p

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 5 років тому +2

      so glad i live up north where there is further between etch toll post xD

    • @vikingwarriorlofotr2988
      @vikingwarriorlofotr2988 5 років тому +2

      @@Stale_Mahoney to think that just a few years ago there was no toll post between lofoten and narvik, and now there are 2 or 3, and they want more

    • @Stale_Mahoney
      @Stale_Mahoney 5 років тому +1

      @@vikingwarriorlofotr2988 yeah Sortland man myself, so cant run to far from home before they start popping up...

  • @identocidal
    @identocidal Рік тому +5

    i love the idea of a city sim where you can choose to be evil.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 7 місяців тому

      You can do that in the latest Cities Skylines too, if you get enough research points sunk into policing you can literally have your own local intelligence agency and run a totalitarian police state.
      Man, these brutal dictatorship sims disguised as city builders have come a long way from when I was 11 and playing a Soviet themed one every afternoon after primary school, some 10 years ago now. I'll have to try one of the latest ones myself, I've mostly been playing more grown up strategy games and vaguely keeping up with the large scale simulation scene through videos like Spiff's.

  • @tylerross3847
    @tylerross3847 3 роки тому +3

    I think Spiff forgot to ask the real questions: how did his pirates manage to stow away the entire Taj Mahal on their meager pirate ships and carry it all the way back to this filthy-rich banking wonderland? The logistics of stealing such a massive building is mind-boggling, haha.

    • @s.m.2523
      @s.m.2523 3 роки тому +2

      Tropico is ... not a serious game is the answer :p

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer 5 років тому +26

    Find a way to break Tropico with Crocodile Farms, make Steve Erwin Proud.

  • @Taigathemoss
    @Taigathemoss 5 років тому +50

    Still waiting for my union Jack to arrive

    • @GabrielArchon
      @GabrielArchon 5 років тому +3

      Me too

    • @FeHa24
      @FeHa24 5 років тому +6

      is the queen delivering to germany?

  • @casperborn8474
    @casperborn8474 5 років тому +7

    "what is a lovely cup of tea without even a little bit of sugar in it"
    *slightly paranoid while putting honey in tea*

    • @Madmuli
      @Madmuli 4 роки тому

      Oh you'll be fine. I managed to drink coffee during most of Spiff's video's, and I still consider myself being sane and, well, alive ...I do tend to watch a FeedbackGaming video afterwards, however, just to feel better ;)

    • @tonysmith3232
      @tonysmith3232 3 роки тому

      Depends on the tea, actually. Black tea is served with sugar. Earl grey tea is served with honey and lemon. English Breakfast tea I believe is served with milk. Oolong tea is supposed to be plain, if I recall. Chai (real chai, not the overspiced Starbucks bullshit) is served with cream. Green tea is served with honey.
      That concludes our presentation on teas.

  • @BioMatic2
    @BioMatic2 5 років тому +6

    im from argentina. You got a chuckle out of me right there 2:46. well played sir.

  • @feldbiss6417
    @feldbiss6417 5 років тому +9

    24:14 INTERESTing indeed!
    ...i'll see myself out.

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 5 років тому +11

    The tolls are a part of the Norwegian experience.

  • @evanlamartiniere1838
    @evanlamartiniere1838 5 років тому +3

    If you work, your money goes to me.
    If you are arrested, I make money.
    And If you die, you money goes to me.
    Perfectly balanced

  • @TheRSFan5000
    @TheRSFan5000 2 роки тому +24

    I bet you can't break Pharaoh, with or without the Cleopatra expansion. It's a perfectly balanced game with absolutely 0 exploits whatsoever. I think. It is an older game so who knows.

  • @kungenavungern2950
    @kungenavungern2950 5 років тому +23

    Perfectly balenced as all things should be. You make thanos proud

  • @Someone-lr6gu
    @Someone-lr6gu 5 років тому +4

    11:52 "Come on, what is it, a lovely cup of tea with little bit of sugar in it"
    Me: *adds 4 spoons*

    • @enochbooher6509
      @enochbooher6509 5 років тому +2

      I don’t think tea tastes very well with spoons in it

    • @gdaws6160
      @gdaws6160 5 років тому

      Me: *adds 5 forks in my tea*

  • @darthslackus499
    @darthslackus499 5 років тому +6

    As Supreme Leader, and Warlord of the Mongol Steppe, this is my favorite game on Steam.

  • @CalebHawn
    @CalebHawn 5 років тому +1

    Great video! I like your videos on this game. I love how when Spiff says that something is "not bad at all," he then makes it even better.

  • @CaptainCaleb100
    @CaptainCaleb100 5 років тому +10

    "I'm going to straddle the line between Capitalism and Communism." -Spiffing Brit
    "The best thing you can do as president is get as much money as possible from your citizens." -Spiffing Brit 5 seconds later

  • @pillbox2079
    @pillbox2079 5 років тому +11

    I saw Tropico 6 and your name on it - instant like!
    Also, I paused the video to get some tea and I will unpause it once I have some.
    Thank you for the video, sir!
    Atempt #2: What is your favourite TEA, sir Spiff?

    • @pillbox2079
      @pillbox2079 5 років тому

      And I thought that you are just doing it, because they are sponsoring you... :D
      I am more about the simple mint tea. ^.^

  • @JagEterCoola
    @JagEterCoola 5 років тому +15

    Warhammer: Dawn of War Soulstorm is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.

    • @MongoloPawa
      @MongoloPawa 4 роки тому

      Except just playing necrons

  • @Obstreperous_Octopus
    @Obstreperous_Octopus 5 років тому +2

    Did anyone else find his Bank placement just incredibly satisfying?
    EDIT: By which I mean the placement of the original eight banks, not all the other ones he threw around willy-nilly.

  • @thatoneguy6077
    @thatoneguy6077 5 років тому +7

    "Oh that's right I can charge for healthcare" Must be nice be able to forget that...

  • @rafalemiec8683
    @rafalemiec8683 5 років тому +5

    Ah, just grabbing muh cuppatea, sitting down, and perfectly balancing my day with a spiffing video. What a year to be alive.

  • @EndellionQT
    @EndellionQT 3 роки тому +1

    2:41 *Oh my God* I almost literally died 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Neo7k
    @Neo7k 5 років тому +1

    Always starting to watch Spiff with a cup of tea ready so he never catches me off guard

  • @amateurishauthor2202
    @amateurishauthor2202 5 років тому +6

    Rich person: Exists
    Spiff: "TAX THE OXYGEN!"

  • @preyo6511
    @preyo6511 5 років тому +5

    Great video Spiff. Would love to watch you break Banished.

  • @bobdylan8569
    @bobdylan8569 5 років тому +2

    "don't worry the queen will be sending you one" You sir deserve this sub and thumbs up.

  • @rhyscallinan1948
    @rhyscallinan1948 5 років тому

    Was I the only one who thought of toll booths between the banks and mansions before Spiff? Now has come the day that I can think like the great Spiffing Brit. So happy

  • @Calliopa_22
    @Calliopa_22 5 років тому +3

    I live in what was a British colony, Previously glorious, SOUTH AFRICA! *Fizzling* *out* *glory* *music*

    • @Calliopa_22
      @Calliopa_22 5 років тому

      @@thespiffingbrit South Africa may not be glorious but we do have the worlds best tea, rooibos, or as other people call it, redbush. (IT BEATS YORKSHIRE TEA!)

    • @BosphorusFloods
      @BosphorusFloods 5 років тому

      @@Calliopa_22 Be safe m8, I've heard horrible stuff happening down there...

    • @Calliopa_22
      @Calliopa_22 5 років тому +1

      @@BosphorusFloods Thanks man. It's not too bad here in SA. I hate fucking Julius Malema though. He is unreasonably racist. That's the biggest problem really. Incompetent political leaders and reversed apartheid. We have something called B.E.E (Black Economic Empowerment) which requires businesses to have very few European employees and reduces the number of white males that can be accepted to university to 5% which really sucks for my friends since they're still in high school (I'm moving out to the UK). It's pretty fucked up in my opinion.

  • @cadderley100
    @cadderley100 2 роки тому +11

    I can use the infinite money setting when making a sandbox island, but I don't like doing it. It makes it more difficult to gage how much your actually earning. That said, I do miss being able to make Trillions in one boat shipment, like I could in Tropico 4. It doesn't feel right, only being able to make around 8M towards the end of the Era. Not when you see small countries making Billions in the real world and larger countries making Trillions. The balance feels off for Tropico 5 and 6 compared to what you should be making if the developers want it to have a more real world feel.

  • @joestone9936
    @joestone9936 5 років тому +1

    The beauty of toll roads. Norway is proud of you. We need more! Did someone say Spiff for new world president? YES!

  • @memesthednaofthesoul.
    @memesthednaofthesoul. 4 роки тому +1

    11:00 Spiff describes US Healthcare without even meaning to

  • @tobinator980
    @tobinator980 4 роки тому +5

    I'm I the only one who noticed the bankers actually lose money going to work.

  • @lucastefansandu71
    @lucastefansandu71 5 років тому +3

    Me at night: just finished my tea
    Spiff: perfect time to upload!

  • @Bastard_Man
    @Bastard_Man 5 років тому

    Hey cool a shoutout to the Falklands! I was born here and have lived here most of my life, and I'm very glad that we had the Royal Marines help us out ;)

  • @darren4094
    @darren4094 5 років тому +1

    more tropico content PLEASE! i love this. i was laughin the whole time! thank you for this entertaining video!

  • @colto2312
    @colto2312 5 років тому +6

    >this is literally how fractional reserve banking works
    Feel the house of cards out?

  • @_halloeen_856
    @_halloeen_856 5 років тому +20

    I only watch these videos on 75% speed so it sounds like he had a little something extra in his tea

    • @GoldfishEmpire
      @GoldfishEmpire 5 років тому

      Orr you can put it on 200% speed to simulate TheSpiffingBrit trying coffee for the first time

    • @Syine
      @Syine 3 роки тому

      This has changed my life.

    • @Syine
      @Syine 3 роки тому

      omg 50% is even better.

  • @charlesdarwin4780
    @charlesdarwin4780 5 років тому

    Over 3 weeks I've gotten 5 other people to start watching your videos, funny stuff well done.

  • @magnus3014
    @magnus3014 5 років тому +2

    "Gameplay feature"
    Everyone else: A thing such as being able to place a factory on another factory and create a superfactory
    The Spiffing Brit: exploits and bugs upon exploits and bugs

  • @valseth95
    @valseth95 5 років тому +3

    22:40 As a Norwegian, I can confirm; we do pay a ridiculous amount on road tolls 🤷‍♂
    Edit: spelling

  • @alienduck2
    @alienduck2 5 років тому +8

    "I just realized that you can charge people for health care." That's the most unamerican thing anyone ever said.

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 3 роки тому +2

    I almost wish you’d play these games how they’re supposed to be played. I’ve only got a little bit of experience in tropico but damn you make this game look easy. Like it’s impossible not to make money the way you play it.

  • @Neeft
    @Neeft 5 років тому +1

    from a norwegian: those tolls are nothing. here we pay $6 for one toll.. so that's $6 to work, and $6 home from work. $12 just to go to work. then if you want to do something else later that day, you also need to pay $3 per way way. Go tolls!

  • @Tomnickles
    @Tomnickles 5 років тому +7

    I feel like every game you play should have a mod for some kind of Tea. Just seems right. Also I just got Total War: Warhammer 2. Any perfectly balanced "game play features" come from that one?

  • @HypnoticChronic1
    @HypnoticChronic1 2 роки тому +4

    Kinda a shame Spiff didn't notice offices existed he could of had even more free money from ALL workers not just rich ones.

  • @MMFan2004
    @MMFan2004 4 роки тому

    0:13 Everybody when Disney rename "20th Century Fox" as "20th Century Studios".

  • @acg8161
    @acg8161 5 років тому +1

    Holy mackerel, did you see that circus fire?! That was “In Tents”!!

  • @carlallred8602
    @carlallred8602 5 років тому +4

    *sips my cup of coffee as the tea part at the beginning plays* 😜

  • @artificialgravitas8954
    @artificialgravitas8954 5 років тому +12

    Monetises Healthcare, Western Powers Relation +1000

  • @mrgeoffgeoff
    @mrgeoffgeoff 5 років тому

    I respect you and your wishes, so despite it being a crazy hot day today, I'll go grab myself some steaming tea. Now I can thoroughly enjoy the video.

  • @nicholasrobinson5846
    @nicholasrobinson5846 5 років тому

    Drinking wine during this video, which is like a very old tea made from grapes.

  • @hannah9077
    @hannah9077 5 років тому +6

    1:24 that map is horrifically inaccurate...

    • @minimanzero2262
      @minimanzero2262 5 років тому

      found where it came from, someone's victoria 2 playthrough

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 5 років тому

      @@minimanzero2262 great

  • @tinkerermelon6599
    @tinkerermelon6599 5 років тому

    This channel's got me to start drinking tea again. I don't regret it for one minute XD

  • @GBfanatic15
    @GBfanatic15 8 місяців тому +1

    "it's going to be a shame if you die....actually no it's not cause if you die your wealth goes to me!" so really there's almost no benefit to making sure they DON'T die especially when you've got the pirates "rescuing" people to bring to your island XD

  • @ruth540
    @ruth540 5 років тому +3

    I am here so quick wow
    Much impress