Artosis vs 25 year old DUMB GAME

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  • Опубліковано 7 лис 2024

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  • @zarvoxtoral9926
    @zarvoxtoral9926 Рік тому +137

    "this is why you've been stuck between 2100-2300 for years. For YEARS" - Artosis, a 2100-2300 player for 20 years lmfao dude I LOVE THIS CHANNEL

    • @Zaillothen
      @Zaillothen Рік тому +3

      2400 now!!

    • @WindmillManALM
      @WindmillManALM Рік тому +4

      Gets 2400 once:

    • @linkinpork7521
      @linkinpork7521 8 місяців тому +20

      Hey, he finally got 2400 after a 2500 gave him 7 free wins in a row, and then he proceeded to never play that 2400 account again after crying about other players smurfing

    • @reaverdropper2997
      @reaverdropper2997 6 місяців тому +2

      @@linkinpork7521 dont see you doing any better

    • @somethingironic2227
      @somethingironic2227 6 місяців тому

      @@reaverdropper2997 ad ho·mi·nem
      /ˌad ˈhämənəm/
      adjective
      (of an argument or reaction) directed against a PERSON RATHER THAN THE POSITION they are maintaining.

  • @LounoirRecords
    @LounoirRecords Рік тому +52

    my all-time favorite is when he screamed & cried GOOOO! GOOO! GOOO! when his marines derp up the ramp in the slowest way possible
    and then the marine goes "go go go!" almost had me falling off my chair

    • @zolniu
      @zolniu Рік тому

      Could you give timestamp when that was? I missed it somehow.

    • @LounoirRecords
      @LounoirRecords Рік тому +1

      @@zolniu that's the video where it's in: ua-cam.com/video/_a9T7pxwrB4/v-deo.html

  • @TonyGStarcraft
    @TonyGStarcraft Рік тому +87

    arty the #1 gosu if people just played LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TOO!!

    • @PULAG
      @PULAG Рік тому +17

      Yea why aren't these scumbags playing by the exact, precise instructions in the Korean manual?

  • @zarvoxtoral9926
    @zarvoxtoral9926 Рік тому +37

    Artosis "He didnt even build an add on what a fucking idiot" - checks replay, sees opponent did in fact build add on, pretends he never said it and moves onto new delusion

  • @llJiggyFlyll
    @llJiggyFlyll Рік тому +46

    Opponent simultaneously defends against push while expanding in the middle of a Reaver drop. RT while long distance mining from a third with no production queued after his attack died: "Hes so bad, he lost some goons to mines"

    • @Jim-ee6du
      @Jim-ee6du 6 місяців тому

      He then complains that his opponents able to outproduce him, when they are on 4 or 5 bases and he is on 2, not mining from the natural and long distancing the third.

  • @jackcristo1628
    @jackcristo1628 Рік тому +57

    "This is why you've literally been stuck at 22 to 2300 for years." He has to be trolling us, right?

    • @zarvoxtoral9926
      @zarvoxtoral9926 Рік тому +13

      it's like watching an Avilo stream - you simply can't believe they actually believe the things they say lol

    • @dennisrodriguez3689
      @dennisrodriguez3689 Рік тому +4

      I think he is projecting lol

    • @superitgel1
      @superitgel1 Рік тому +1

      Def projecting 😂

  • @AetherRose
    @AetherRose Рік тому +16

    I love how 3 lurkers and 12 zerglings, which cost less than his defense, is an "all in". Amazing.

  • @Starcraft88888
    @Starcraft88888 Рік тому +29

    Well based on watching Arty's games I would define an all in as a strategy where you do a timing attack, expand twice behind it and then kill your opponent at the 20 minute mark.

  • @slayer4mayor
    @slayer4mayor Рік тому +19

    I don't know how Arty keeps his cool through those text-to-speech donations lol.

    • @dennisrodriguez3689
      @dennisrodriguez3689 Рік тому +2

      I was waiting for the moment he exploded but he must be too used to it already.

    • @slayer4mayor
      @slayer4mayor Рік тому +3

      @@dennisrodriguez3689 I agree. There’s no way I’d be able to focus. My APM drops significantly when my phone rings during a game.

  • @captaincooke5531
    @captaincooke5531 Рік тому +20

    Seeing Artys salt and copium is one of my biggest guilty pleasures

  • @UnknownCommenter
    @UnknownCommenter Рік тому +19

    "That guy played like a moron. Terrible play. Had no idea what he was doing." -Guy who lost

  • @AnimeIntroStyles4
    @AnimeIntroStyles4 Рік тому +16

    Look at Artosis, he loves this game so much.

  • @Mark-gi4tp
    @Mark-gi4tp Рік тому +6

    This channel is awesome. I haven't played this game in 15 years and this is still a great channel to watch. Gold.

  • @zarvoxtoral9926
    @zarvoxtoral9926 Рік тому +25

    Artosis vs Zerg opponent who utilizes dark swarm: "No of course I won't GG. He cheats. His units are invincible all game" lmao

    • @DarkNova50
      @DarkNova50 Рік тому +13

      Haven't you read the Artosis guide to StarCraft? Dark Swarm is cheating, Recall is cheating, Ultralisks and Carriers are cheating...there's quite an extensive list.

    • @Tayvin4042
      @Tayvin4042 Рік тому

      ​@@DarkNova50 winning itself is also cheating XD

  • @Xeogt
    @Xeogt 11 місяців тому +4

    It's amazing how Artosis can find any excuse like apm, scouted last and so on, but he can't conclude that he's supposed to defend against zergling attacks and dark templars. He's not supposed to die to that if HE is any good.

  • @shotgunarms
    @shotgunarms Рік тому +12

    "I'm at 53 supply"
    SAY GG
    lol

    • @Adrian_Franco
      @Adrian_Franco Рік тому +6

      "Say gg" will always almost make me piss my pants from laughter

  • @alk672
    @alk672 5 місяців тому +1

    Artosis is a truly unique individual. Just like he is stuck in his childhood playing this game, he is also stuck in the emotional state that most SC players overcome within a few years of playing. Incredible.

  • @CookieCatOnCouch
    @CookieCatOnCouch 8 місяців тому +2

    14:46
    Artosis-you just flew over everything?he furiously asks even though he just RAN past everything 10 secs ago. Lmao Artois is just too funny

  • @IsaacFNghost
    @IsaacFNghost Рік тому +4

    Sc1’s clunkiness would drive me fucking crazy. I don’t think I could play this game over sc2 but I get why people love it

  • @Zarbon000
    @Zarbon000 Рік тому +3

    16:25 Arty speaks the truth.

  • @LeonRedfields
    @LeonRedfields Рік тому +2

    I wonder if Artosis ever has a JD from grandma's boy moment "Delusional thoughts from fantasy island" almost every loss is "this guy cheeses/ bad player"

  • @МихаилЧалый-щ3ж
    @МихаилЧалый-щ3ж Рік тому +6

    Idk why artosis says smth like "you are so talented" with a sarcasm, implying opponent not being talented and it being bad.
    If you are talented and your opponent is not and you play at the same skill bracket it just means your opponent worked harder on improvement and he actually did more to get good at the game, lol.

  • @orbitalstrike
    @orbitalstrike Рік тому +2

    lol ok, ive seen enough artosis, theres no way hes ever being serious. hes 100% troll. every single person whos better than him is garbage, and every single strategy he doesnt predict is cheesing or all ins. this artosis guy is hilariously trolling 100% of the time.

  • @kinggarithos888
    @kinggarithos888 Рік тому +10

    97 APM is Artosis' real APM when you take away the full 2 minutes of spam clicking at the start of every match.

    • @zolniu
      @zolniu Рік тому +7

      APM is meaningless anyways. Everyone can have 400+ API. All it takes is hotkey your Command Center to "1" then press and hold "1" for few seconds at the start of the game. Do that few times during the game when your APM drops and you look like a Korean pro at the end stat screen. Focusing on raw APM is so stupid...

    • @peterbach1126
      @peterbach1126 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, no..

  • @dylanfalk3243
    @dylanfalk3243 9 місяців тому +1

    146 FOR DAYS

  • @IOADESTOYER
    @IOADESTOYER Рік тому +2

    Feels like Artosis will do better in a 10-20 min no rush rule.

  • @RecoveringAhole
    @RecoveringAhole Рік тому +8

    97 apm lmao
    Edit: you’d think after playing for 25 years he’d have learned that scvs have a greater chance of bugging out when you give them long way to walk with one or two clicks.. Smaller , faster clicks will control the scv much better then one click to move the entire way. Just saying.

  • @jagian
    @jagian Рік тому +4

    97 apm vs 320. It all depends on how well u play the game not just crazy fingers Artosis lol

  • @godmodeon666
    @godmodeon666 Рік тому +10

    It baffles me how Artosis can be the quality of caster he is and this braindead when it comes to actually playing the game.
    You know why the "correct" builds are correct, Artosis? Because they are determined by the pros to be optimal. That means if you lose to something else, you played even worse.
    Like at 1:40, he's weaving his mutas in to take hits so the Sunken stays alive. You're "all in" at that point (oh, but I guess everything an opponent does is all in, but nothing Artosis does is), but you go to make mass turrets rather than just micro your marines to target the sunken? If you lose that army, it's gg. What is this prioritization? You're like an absolute babooon brain monkey. "I see muta, I need make turret".
    God he's so hilarious to watch.

    • @dennisrodriguez3689
      @dennisrodriguez3689 Рік тому +2

      I didn't know Artosis was a caster who happens to play the game. I for some reason thought he was a pro player who happens to cast once in a while. He literally was God to me with a few games I saw him play xd but this compilation is revealing 😂

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 Місяць тому

      I like your comment because you bring the truth to clowntosis.

  • @LorenzKamo
    @LorenzKamo Рік тому +3

    I don’t think the pros would lose to this guy

  • @vladimirkiselev6066
    @vladimirkiselev6066 Рік тому +2

    Imo Artosis need to work on his spirit. His chat is so freakin' toxic too, which might affect the mood too. Get the toxicity from your life and everything will become better

  • @dsmt6676
    @dsmt6676 Рік тому +1

    Currency come and see carrot seed comeon c currency currency currency

  • @andressantamaria5329
    @andressantamaria5329 Рік тому +3

    1:07 97 apm and -39 ajajajajjajajaaja

  • @tastethejace
    @tastethejace Рік тому +1

    "He cheats." LOL

  • @Jose-xm3tq
    @Jose-xm3tq Рік тому

    5:25
    LOL
    The Irony...
    Poor Medi

  • @justingagnier2871
    @justingagnier2871 2 місяці тому

    I get every pos toss player goes cariers. I dont even go 3 base. I move out almost as fast as I can if they've got three bases walled in with cannons and carriers

  • @zoa1064
    @zoa1064 11 місяців тому +1

    How does the chat get the ai voice to go “say gg” it’s too funny 😂

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 5 місяців тому

      "say gg" and "get out" are both redeemable for channel points

  • @jogpen
    @jogpen Рік тому +3

    always on two bases then gg

    • @tastethejace
      @tastethejace Рік тому +1

      That's simply not true! Most of the time he doesn't gg lol

  • @lilalunex
    @lilalunex 7 місяців тому

    3:07 wonder to see the replay here, what the SCVs were doing. never seen this before.

  • @morebrokethaneven4788
    @morebrokethaneven4788 10 місяців тому

    The VVVVVVVV donation was epic

  • @neonmarblerust
    @neonmarblerust Рік тому +1

    Every clip is great :)

  • @jack.jpg247
    @jack.jpg247 Рік тому +3

    ur so talented
    its amazign

  • @IfNedWereHere
    @IfNedWereHere Рік тому +2

    RT really needs to play a less stressful game

  • @Antidiarrhea
    @Antidiarrhea 6 місяців тому +1

    🦒 🥚?

  • @usmh
    @usmh Рік тому

    Jingle for Arty's Twitch channel: ua-cam.com/video/0ztdtvXmrFc/v-deo.html

  • @parsimoniousdialog
    @parsimoniousdialog Рік тому +1

    homeboy is trying to get in some good practice this is ladder take your one off strategies back to game theory 101

  • @AparajitaStormhoof
    @AparajitaStormhoof Рік тому

    Does Artosis have sounds from Twitch muted? He doesn't seem to notice the text-to-speech at all, and it's bad enough to me that I have to mute the videos lmao.

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 5 місяців тому +1

      No, he can hear them and often reacts to them or complains about them... He's just used to it after years of putting up with it

  • @corriedebeer799
    @corriedebeer799 Рік тому +1

    I guess he can look at BW and it all just makes sense.

  • @blueberrymuffintime1375
    @blueberrymuffintime1375 6 місяців тому

    god how he suffers

  • @bluegreen8650
    @bluegreen8650 Рік тому

    i enjoy artys content

  • @jojomeyer9490
    @jojomeyer9490 Рік тому

    PUUURRREEE GOOOLDDD!!! LUUULZ

  • @rush4you
    @rush4you Рік тому

    1:20 #FREERUSTY Sadge

  • @sammyh289
    @sammyh289 Рік тому

    Not one single supporter in that chat all trolls 😂

  • @KaratePath
    @KaratePath 10 місяців тому

    The first game, jesus he is really bad, he scanned so late, and didnt use the top bunker, with only 1 firebat and a marine on second... And then his overall controll just sucked overall

  • @jamesmir89
    @jamesmir89 5 місяців тому

    His chat is so annoying

    • @lazlo686
      @lazlo686 4 місяці тому

      Sums up 90 percent of gamers. A bunch of elitist snobs.

  • @upsidedownsundae4763
    @upsidedownsundae4763 3 місяці тому

    Say GG

  • @jw8697
    @jw8697 Рік тому

    Whilest entertaining.... really he is starting to turn in IdRa... " He's just bad " lol...

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 5 місяців тому

      IdrA was much better, and won world championships when sc2 was more competitive

  • @Broockle
    @Broockle Рік тому

    i wonder what an Artosis patch would look like 😆
    To make it a less masochistic game
    EDIT: K just rewatched his vid from a year ago where he makes some suggestions... but none of them address quality of life stuff.
    I'm just curious what kind of changes Artosis would come up with to make this game less infuriating to play.
    Personally I would remove the black fog of war and make it gray like in SC2. That'd be huge for me already.

    • @СлепухинГеоргий
      @СлепухинГеоргий 7 місяців тому +2

      You miss the point. By playing the game with no quality of life he can pretend he's a better player because he have to deal with hard stuff. That's called "skill" you know. Also it an excellent excuse to blame when you lose

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 7 місяців тому

      @@СлепухинГеоргий
      ye lol, blame it on the game 😆
      But seriously tho, scbw is utterly unenjoyable at the highest level.
      The whole reason it's so good to watch is because the pros need to grind through hell to actually be decent at the game.
      It's perfect the way it is, but I will never play it again most likely 😅

  • @xChimkin
    @xChimkin Рік тому +1

    he should just give it up and main zerg

    • @dennisrodriguez3689
      @dennisrodriguez3689 Рік тому +9

      He would probably lose the same way and start calling Terran players cheaters.

    • @xChimkin
      @xChimkin Рік тому +1

      @@dennisrodriguez3689 true and real

  • @yeahyeahwowman8099
    @yeahyeahwowman8099 4 місяці тому

    Is he on the spectrum😂

  • @incorectulpolitic
    @incorectulpolitic Рік тому +2

    On the one hand, I am disgusted by humans enough to never want to bring another one into the world. On the other, I love humans enough to never bring another one into the world.
    as much as I hate humanity , I hurt for it because I know what a pitiful situation we are all in . Had the cards not been against us from the start who knows how wonderful this species could have been …
    it does not matter if this damn existence was a bliss, we have no right to bring another person here without consent. does not matter if we were living in paradise, we still cannot tell if the person we are bringing will love this BS, sorry, paradise.
    there is never any justifiable reason to drag another person into this infernal nightmare . But people will find a way to breed even in the bowls of hell …

    • @Snwy-hb6rm
      @Snwy-hb6rm Рік тому +5

      Most well-adjusted Germ Theory denier

    • @incorectulpolitic
      @incorectulpolitic Рік тому +1

      if the 'germ' THEORY was true, nobody would be alive to believe such a inversion of reality never proven nonsense

    • @chloesmith4065
      @chloesmith4065 5 місяців тому

      This feels like a dono copypasta

    • @incorectulpolitic
      @incorectulpolitic 5 місяців тому

      @@Snwy-hb6rm more like LIE denier.

  • @Killercoldice22
    @Killercoldice22 Рік тому +1

    pretty sure that 4th game when he was yellow terran that ended around 9 minutes. The guy attacked at 8 minutes into the match,,,for brood war thats pretty far in the match,,,that isn't considered an ALL in arty lol. Not to mention arty didn't even have his units in the bunker and didn't build the 3rd bunker for his army. Arty stood out in the open got himself killed lol. Artys knowledge of the game is great and he is one of the best casters,,,but his denial when he is playing is insane lol