Don't Be a Menace (8/12) Movie CLIP - You Got Yourself a Job (1996) HD

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    CLIP DESCRIPTION:
    Loc Dog (Marlon Wayans) goes to an interview, and gets hired as a crash test dummy.
    FILM DESCRIPTION:
    Much as Keenen Ivory Wayans' I'm Gonna Git You Sucka parodied the basic elements of 70's blaxploitation pictures, this film written by and starring his younger brothers Marlon Wayans and Shawn Wayans pokes fun at the gritty "reality check" films of the 1990's, such as Boyz N The Hood, Menace II Society and New Jack City. When Ashtray (Shawn Wayans) moves to South Central L.A. to live with his father (who appears to be the same age he is) and grandmother (who likes to talk tough and smoke reefer), he falls in with his gang-banging cousin Loc Dog (Marlon Wayans), who along with the requisite pistols and Uzi carries a thermo-nuclear warhead for self-defense. Will Ashtray keep living the straight life or will he join up with Loc Dog's gangsta homeboys? And is his romance with self-styled poet Dashiki (Tracey Cherelle Jones) going to go anywhere? Big brother Keenen has a small role as a mailman.
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    TM & © Miramax Films (1996)
    Cast: Marlon Wayans, Cynthia Madvig
    Director: Paris Barclay
    Producers: Mark Burg, Dan Genetti, Eric L. Gold, Carrie Morrow, Cristal Rivera-Mitchel, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans
    Screenwriters: Shawn Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Phil Beauman
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  • @BigMoney23223
    @BigMoney23223 2 роки тому +1235

    One of the absolute greatest masterpieces ever created. This movie hasn’t aged a bit.

    • @BigMoney23223
      @BigMoney23223 2 роки тому +3

      @Brennen Larisey tuchey my friend. I stand corrected

    • @lyt_w8t
      @lyt_w8t 2 роки тому +6

      @@BigMoney23223 touché👍

    • @PAPicturesOfficial
      @PAPicturesOfficial Місяць тому

      Same bro. I loved this movie to death. XD

  • @Ballplayer300th
    @Ballplayer300th 10 років тому +732

    Sex?..... Hell yeeeaahhh nigga LMAO

  • @j.vinton4039
    @j.vinton4039 4 роки тому +852

    The way he aggressively grabs and hugs the interviewer always had me rolling.

    • @rickyray2794
      @rickyray2794 2 роки тому +21

      eager man, i like that

    • @marshallheadchief8744
      @marshallheadchief8744 Рік тому +11

      What's up baby!

    • @joe2nice
      @joe2nice Рік тому +7

      Bruh..... CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesdoyle6601
      @jamesdoyle6601 10 місяців тому +10

      I never get sick of watching this and crack up every time…the way he grabs his behind n head n asks if he’s ight and the guys reaction - “energy, eager man, yes, I like that. Right this way…” 😂😂😂

  • @michaelelliott2194
    @michaelelliott2194 5 років тому +890

    Dear God the way he hugs the hiring manager and touches his head LMFAO

    • @juliocapeles1889
      @juliocapeles1889 4 роки тому +20

      Funniest part

    • @krtlkid
      @krtlkid 4 роки тому +22

      Imagine doing that in real life lol😆

    • @jeremiahb5176
      @jeremiahb5176 3 роки тому +24

      He was making sure he ain't got no guns

    • @chrisballesteros6181
      @chrisballesteros6181 3 роки тому +20

      And slaps his butt and calls him baby😂🤣

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +4

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

  • @VinnieMack
    @VinnieMack 8 років тому +2143

    ATLEAST HES HONEST:)

  • @DarkWebTrappin
    @DarkWebTrappin 4 роки тому +1192

    The Wayans don’t get enough credit for starting Hood parody’s and horror movie parody’s lol

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +11

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

    • @isilveri1528
      @isilveri1528 3 роки тому +8

      @@jamesmayle4712 god isn’t real

    • @FrmIL2CA
      @FrmIL2CA 3 роки тому +26

      @@isilveri1528 u have a anime profile picture so everything you say is invalid

    • @isilveri1528
      @isilveri1528 3 роки тому +2

      @@FrmIL2CA how do you it’s anime? Huh?

    • @FrmIL2CA
      @FrmIL2CA 3 роки тому +14

      @@isilveri1528 shut up

  • @Thatsright561
    @Thatsright561 8 років тому +549

    love he kicks the shit off the guy's desk

    • @DarkNight-qj6mz
      @DarkNight-qj6mz 7 років тому +3

      jaggededges yes

    • @dyr234
      @dyr234 3 роки тому +19

      Its so unexpectedly hilarious.

    • @chrisballesteros6181
      @chrisballesteros6181 3 роки тому +9

      Gotta get Comfortable..

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +1

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

  • @JayeKingMusicZGE
    @JayeKingMusicZGE 3 роки тому +185

    “Lock Dog” I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂

    • @anwav-
      @anwav- Рік тому +5

      Always loved that!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cristianluna6908
    @cristianluna6908 8 років тому +2012

    me trying to apply for a job.

    • @realfireman9835
      @realfireman9835 6 років тому +49

      He tries to hide u but u still got that plunger in ur ass? Wtf

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +1

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

    • @AndersonSilva-zl5tl
      @AndersonSilva-zl5tl 2 роки тому +8

      yeah, of course... Imma pretend I believe u

    • @zumis1011
      @zumis1011 2 роки тому +2

      @@jamesmayle4712 Why does your kind always start preaching on unrelated videos? Please don't answer, any answers you produce aren't worth the air you need to get them out.

    • @Savinghomelesspeople
      @Savinghomelesspeople 2 роки тому

      @@AndersonSilva-zl5tl orb

  • @AveNullusMajestic
    @AveNullusMajestic 7 років тому +866

    "...So I See Your Hobbies Are, Drinking, Smoking Weed, And All Types of ill Shit..." lol...they just don't make movies like this anymore...

  • @latasha3472
    @latasha3472 2 роки тому +354

    His smile after getting hired 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
      @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 2 роки тому +12

      1:47 😆

    • @leroyjenkinsss1767
      @leroyjenkinsss1767 Рік тому +15

      When the hiring manager was like "Right on huh?" with the super white voice is when I lost it hahaha

    • @anwav-
      @anwav- Рік тому +4

      Brimming with pride 😁

    • @migz1652
      @migz1652 Рік тому +1

      ​@@leroyjenkinsss1767 lmfao

    • @toresque1
      @toresque1 11 місяців тому +1

      I do this all the time when people give me stuff and they look at me like im nuts...

  • @lee.laree.12
    @lee.laree.12 10 років тому +3532

    Salary desired ? 3 million dollars .. cash .

  • @Bricks56
    @Bricks56 9 років тому +3383

    Always wondered why "Salary desired" was ever on applications.

    • @rreed8538
      @rreed8538 7 років тому +194

      BRICKS Helps figure out real employee's the more unrealistic the more likely it is you won't get the job

    • @Juzgames
      @Juzgames 5 років тому +80

      3mil dollars baby loz

    • @ajax4801
      @ajax4801 5 років тому +26

      Now I know your dumbass doesn't know anything about jobs

    • @Thisisgoddamnawful
      @Thisisgoddamnawful 5 років тому +5

      Adverse*

    • @donjosemiguelmaese2348
      @donjosemiguelmaese2348 5 років тому +5

      @Kilo Byte True that! Work needs to get done

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 7 років тому +1525

    Recruiter: "Do you drive an automobile?"
    Marlon: "With or without the *boot?"* 1:38 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣

    • @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz
      @MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz 5 років тому +107

      Recruiter: "It doesn’t matter. Well congratulations, you got yourself a job. Right on huh?"

    • @RAMIR3Z0
      @RAMIR3Z0 5 років тому +40

      @@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz Ay, where the seat belts at??

    • @ristonalaimo5048
      @ristonalaimo5048 4 роки тому +26

      @@RAMIR3Z0 Hey, man! How you work this radio? Bzzzz Bzzzzzzz WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOO

    • @RAMIR3Z0
      @RAMIR3Z0 4 роки тому +21

      @@ristonalaimo5048 WOO, ONE MORE TIIME !

    • @hortinus
      @hortinus 4 роки тому +6

      @@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz man you are everwhere car related...
      Midnight club still cancelled soz mate, real soz

  • @Metalman200xdamnit
    @Metalman200xdamnit 8 років тому +489

    They cut it at the best part. "Whooo! One more time!"

    • @Yu-mn4od
      @Yu-mn4od 3 роки тому

      What happens next?

    • @isolammas6694
      @isolammas6694 3 роки тому +4

      @@Yu-mn4od the scene ends

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

    • @Humble-iq5ue
      @Humble-iq5ue 3 роки тому +2

      That's what I was saying!!

  • @jcr.593
    @jcr.593 4 роки тому +399

    "Any body ever trya take yo man hood"
    That will forever be one of the greatest comedy lines in a Wayans film 🤣🤣

    • @Waterflow07
      @Waterflow07 Рік тому +4

      Sound like Crip Mac when he said it 🤣🤣😭

  • @ScreamingYellowMach
    @ScreamingYellowMach 11 років тому +190

    "You know I spent five years at Harvard", "Oh really, I just spent six months in county"

    • @chrisballesteros6181
      @chrisballesteros6181 3 роки тому +22

      "Has anybody tried to take your Manhood???"

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +2

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

    • @chh_yeah2435
      @chh_yeah2435 3 роки тому +3

      @@jamesmayle4712 wrong video to be talking about god

  • @marshallheadchief8744
    @marshallheadchief8744 Рік тому +127

    I remember seeing this in the theaters with my friends and we were crying.

    • @Taquietv
      @Taquietv Рік тому +3

      when

    • @fypage.
      @fypage. Рік тому +10

      @los 1776 George Washington was there too

    • @Vis-Light
      @Vis-Light Рік тому +3

      Was is that sad to you?

  • @OnlyOneBeezy
    @OnlyOneBeezy 8 років тому +415

    "Aye! where the seat belts at?!"

    • @Vettefan83
      @Vettefan83 5 років тому +45

      Don't worry, they won't be necessary.

    • @DMSVerse24
      @DMSVerse24 5 років тому +42

      @@Vettefan83 Ay man, how do you work this radio?

    • @vensations
      @vensations 5 років тому +8

      LMFAO!

    • @jimfitzgerald2289
      @jimfitzgerald2289 4 роки тому +7

      AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

    • @RheemQ
      @RheemQ 3 роки тому +3

      @@jimfitzgerald2289 Woo!!! One more time.

  • @dianapop6054
    @dianapop6054 Рік тому +116

    “Salary desire… 3 million dollars… CASH”
    The first time I watched this I was 16yrs old and high as hell 😂 still one of my favorite movies of all time!

    • @kyndracrump
      @kyndracrump Рік тому

      What’s your favorite strain? Don’t say indica. Sativa. Hybrid.
      Have you ever smoked with a celebrity?

    • @spinolover124
      @spinolover124 Рік тому

      YOU WATCHED THIS WHILE HIGH

  • @connor5187
    @connor5187 10 років тому +4627

    Why is a Harvard Grad applying as a crash test dummy?

    • @BenHopkins1000
      @BenHopkins1000 10 років тому +395

      Irony, maybe?

    • @MisterH1984
      @MisterH1984 10 років тому +801

      He was applying for a different job. Crash dummy is what was avail and what he was fit for.

    • @cosmicyoke
      @cosmicyoke 8 років тому +579

      because as we all know harvard produces the finest quality crash test dummies in the world

    • @Four6Three1Two
      @Four6Three1Two 6 років тому +154

      Tyrone Kujo Because when you’re unemployed & bills are due, you take what you can get.

    • @retroastronaut2217
      @retroastronaut2217 5 років тому +34

      @@Four6Three1Two well said.

  • @DarkNight-qj6mz
    @DarkNight-qj6mz 7 років тому +227

    0:57 Guy: "Uh mister .. Lock dog" LMFAO

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +2

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

  • @nososas
    @nososas 9 років тому +2176

    Doesn't this mean that he makes 3 million dollars? because he got the job

    • @BratoLocoLudiBrat
      @BratoLocoLudiBrat 5 років тому +105

      When he's dead they didn't have to pay him

    • @AbysmalRapture
      @AbysmalRapture 4 роки тому +357

      That would explain how he got a missle from the USSR

    • @dhdgd7967
      @dhdgd7967 3 роки тому +4

      @Teddy James ggvy

    • @sarakagroupinc
      @sarakagroupinc 3 роки тому +10

      Its on his life insurance policy

    • @aexlo3977
      @aexlo3977 3 роки тому +2

      @@AbysmalRapture true

  • @wavyjdtterry9114
    @wavyjdtterry9114 7 років тому +780

    oh really I just spend 6 months in county

    • @pizza4149
      @pizza4149 5 років тому +4

      Lmao

    • @vincent_8817
      @vincent_8817 5 років тому +35

      Has anybody try and take your man hood?

    • @rohamtavakkoli7562
      @rohamtavakkoli7562 3 роки тому +2

      @@vincent_8817 But then he sees the warden coming so he haads you...

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

    • @sebastianoviedo253
      @sebastianoviedo253 3 роки тому +1

      @@jamesmayle4712 bro keep your religion to yourself I’m not gonna shove my beliefs down your throat so try to do it

  • @trishaday2153
    @trishaday2153 6 років тому +597

    The whole movie was funny asf but dis scene is funny asf

    • @jtor1996
      @jtor1996 5 років тому +5

      Trisha Day shut up

    • @Mahdiboss21
      @Mahdiboss21 4 роки тому +20

      That makes no sense lmao

    • @noahross3642
      @noahross3642 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr!!

    • @Trash-bin-kicker
      @Trash-bin-kicker 3 роки тому +14

      @@Mahdiboss21 dude was high while writing this lol

    • @anthonygordon9483
      @anthonygordon9483 3 роки тому

      I wish waynes brother would come out with something else. They created scary movie but the fifty shades of black was wack

  • @s.limerre
    @s.limerre 5 років тому +34

    “You still got that plunger in yo azz” 😂

    • @xTaurusBoyx
      @xTaurusBoyx 5 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Funkopotomis
    @Funkopotomis 5 років тому +59

    the man is out there trying to get a job and not be selling drugs or otherwise engage in activities that would send him back to county jail. 10/10 role model

  • @YUZOOOA
    @YUZOOOA 7 років тому +310

    lol who's here to just see the scene when Loc Dog kick those stuffs off the table.

  • @quameakbarnes
    @quameakbarnes 6 років тому +128

    When I haven't seen my homie in a while 0:58

    • @jamesmayle4712
      @jamesmayle4712 3 роки тому +2

      The meaning of life is our relationship with God. These four steps are the key to getting a Divine Revelation directly from him. They are something you'd eventually do if you took God seriously enough to read the Bible, while implementing its teachings. They are, forgive your parents, break down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read three books of the Bible. Step four requires the first book of each testament, and one you chose yourself. The order is actually important. The steps build on each other. Each one primes your soul for the next. To be forgiven we must forgive. Mathew 6: 14-15. That's why forgiving others has to come before asking for forgiveness. Jesus will not forgive you until you've at least done the bare minimum, our parents. They're supposed to be easiest to forgive, because they've fed, housed, loved us to some degree. Our problems with them are supposed to represent our problems with God. This is why the bare minimum to receive the revelation is our parents. You'll still have to forgive everyone though, but that comes much easier after meeting God. I'm extremely serious and very literal. I'm not talking about signs, nor feelings, nor prayer. It's an actual literal pulled out of your body direct one on one conversation, nothing you can miss. nor misinterpretae. The vast majority of christans never bother to do what God wants seriously, so most never get this revelation. To most outside church their Bible is a paper weight, or at best a virtue signal. Their religion is in what other people think about them, not their relationship with God. Please do those steps I mentioned, there really is a Divine Revelation waiting for all of us. There's extraordinarlly important information we all desperately need in this revelation, but those who get it are forbidden to share it. The Truth that Jesus Christ is Lord is written on every human heart. We all have that knowledge inside us, but we bury it under mountains of pain and anger. Those steps clear away that garbage inside you, letting God heal you, so that his words boom clearly inside your soul. The entire point of our existence here is to Trust God enough that we pay him this mustard seed of Faith, so his Grace can remove the stain sin has left on our souls. Everyone that does not get this Grace is not forgiven of any of their sins, even if they turned around and we're the best person from 25 to death. Without Grace those first sins are still counted against you, tying you to the devil's punishment. It's not about being a good person, It's about being forgiven for when you weren't. The Bible is Truth. Please do those steps and see for yourself. Please take your salvation seriously.-

  • @InvadingKnight
    @InvadingKnight 11 років тому +111

    Lmfao!!! "Sex". Which is asking for his gender (male of female) and he said hell yeah Nigga. Hahahaha crack me in half!!!

  • @sunmanpatoo
    @sunmanpatoo 7 років тому +321

    I didn't know the Wayans family was instrumental in the development phase of Tesla vehicles. Learn something new everyday.

  • @julianafernandez8677
    @julianafernandez8677 5 років тому +119

    1:33 he looks proud to do all that😂😂😂😂

    • @b.l4365
      @b.l4365 3 роки тому +3

      I’m just here to make your day lol. What a proud moment he must’ve had when he also heard he got the job. 😭

    • @millianalove
      @millianalove 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @chrisbinion7536
    @chrisbinion7536 5 років тому +83

    "Let's get out of here... he's crazy!!"
    "Hey! Where y'all goin'???"

    • @Pookieliciousness
      @Pookieliciousness 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂 where y’all goin! I be sayin this at work lmao

  • @sliccbacc
    @sliccbacc 4 роки тому +17

    0:59 haha the energy

  • @campkrusty7526
    @campkrusty7526 4 роки тому +30

    i like the way the receptionist looks at him lol

    • @incognegro2315
      @incognegro2315 Рік тому

      She wanted him

    • @garouuchiha4041
      @garouuchiha4041 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@incognegro2315
      No she didn't. You don't get it do you?.

    • @LayLoow
      @LayLoow 2 місяці тому

      @@incognegro2315she was embarrassed

  • @lorlil8893
    @lorlil8893 Рік тому +12

    “Oh really i jus spent 6 months in county” 😂😂😂 im in tears

  • @MJE520
    @MJE520 4 роки тому +21

    0:58 my weekly meetings with the boss on Fridays 😂

  • @420nys
    @420nys 5 років тому +43

    0:17 when she ask u if u wanna come over for the first time

  • @Jchristpsalms8411
    @Jchristpsalms8411 2 роки тому +69

    That " hey where yall going "?! 😂 gets me everytime

    • @eastwood1026
      @eastwood1026 2 роки тому +6

      Lmfao naw when he said oh really I just spent 6 months at county 😂

  • @rzta8209
    @rzta8209 2 роки тому +19

    A literal crash test dummy 🤣🤣 This movies genius

  • @RJTheAlternative1
    @RJTheAlternative1 8 років тому +113

    Loc Dog's face at 0:41 lol

    • @theguy2770
      @theguy2770 8 років тому +9

      That's fucking beautiful

  • @kingcark5403
    @kingcark5403 4 роки тому +23

    “Energy, eager man yess er I like that” lmaooo

  • @supersaiyangoku3580
    @supersaiyangoku3580 5 років тому +39

    IT WAS A CRASH TEST THE WHOLE TIME 😂

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 8 років тому +61

    "And all types of ill shit"
    LOL!!!!

  • @andylanda336
    @andylanda336 10 років тому +27

    I love the way he said and all types of ill shit haha!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 2 роки тому +5

    Atleast he is honest in his Resume.

  • @hotboxyay9029
    @hotboxyay9029 4 роки тому +99

    This scene is lowkey a message: People like Loc-Dog are only crash dummies.

  • @davecoxx7082
    @davecoxx7082 2 роки тому +30

    When the receptionist almost most busts out laughing🤣🤣 this whole scene is gold

  • @manchesterisblue1023
    @manchesterisblue1023 3 роки тому +31

    ONE MO TIME! can't believe they cut out the best part

    • @Joe_Parmesan
      @Joe_Parmesan 3 роки тому +2

      I know. It missed the final punchline of the scene

  • @carlosgomez3886
    @carlosgomez3886 4 роки тому +40

    Watch this a million times, it will always make you laugh

  • @s.limerre
    @s.limerre 5 років тому +73

    Is it just me or does he do the same hug in The Wayans Bros. 😂🤔

  • @pizza4149
    @pizza4149 5 років тому +28

    0:18 when ur pizza that u ordered finally came

  • @JokesOnU
    @JokesOnU 3 роки тому +10

    “Hey, how do you work this radio!?” 😂

  • @alicemiriah
    @alicemiriah Рік тому +4

    0:16 the subtitles wild af 💀

  • @BitcxinGxd777
    @BitcxinGxd777 6 місяців тому +2

    When Your IQ is 300+ But your Applying For A Warehouse Job 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheOfficialMikeRoot
    @TheOfficialMikeRoot 7 місяців тому +2

    The way he kicked everything out of the way off bro's desk to get comfortable is hilarious! 😂😂

  • @alexkiddonen
    @alexkiddonen Рік тому +12

    This is a truly underrated comedy. Wayans at their very best. Amazing work.
    It's not needed, but it helps if you've seen the movies it's making fun of

  • @PhunkyDooby
    @PhunkyDooby 4 роки тому +17

    When loc dog kicks the pen cup holder lmao 😂😂

  • @tremarcez
    @tremarcez 3 роки тому +11

    I swear I start hugging people the way he do 😂

  • @JGRJakks
    @JGRJakks 3 роки тому +7

    His hairstyle is stupid, wierd & new I just love it 😂😂😂

  • @MPB059
    @MPB059 5 місяців тому +2

    2:06 Marlon’s scream 😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonbitsilli1232
    @brandonbitsilli1232 3 роки тому +52

    I love his lil proud smile when he gets the job @1:45 😂

  • @manduheavyvazquez5268
    @manduheavyvazquez5268 4 роки тому +14

    0:42 reaction of receptionist jajajajajaj lol. Greatness.

  • @rafaelmiranda9708
    @rafaelmiranda9708 5 років тому +47

    1:15 when I get sent to the office

  • @MillerTimeGolf
    @MillerTimeGolf 2 роки тому +16

    That handshake kills me every time lmao

  • @lilray9860
    @lilray9860 4 роки тому +49

    This was me on my job interview at McDonald’s 🍔🍟🥤 lmao 🤣

  • @PilotofBT
    @PilotofBT 3 роки тому +12

    1:27 when you get you’re first job interview as a teenager

  • @anonymous-zw6ff
    @anonymous-zw6ff Рік тому +6

    "6 duce baby" 😂

  • @dedecreole8315
    @dedecreole8315 3 роки тому +12

    That scream tho 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fatherleo4603
    @fatherleo4603 4 роки тому +12

    Marlon Wayans face must have been hurting after filming at the end of the day lmao

  • @tuhavimahi423
    @tuhavimahi423 3 роки тому +15

    When loc shook his hand 😭😭

  • @payitforwardpower9910
    @payitforwardpower9910 3 роки тому +29

    Only question I’ve would be, why is my mans from Harvard interviewing for that position 😹

  • @Drakel8603
    @Drakel8603 4 роки тому +16

    That girl wanted a peace for sure😂😂

  • @Boostlee
    @Boostlee 6 років тому +48

    😂😂😂 i just used the “3 million dollars cash” line on a job salary requirement question and i landed an interview.

    • @joske7804
      @joske7804 6 років тому +11

      Boostlee
      were you applying for becoming a circus clown?

    • @GerhardSchroeder
      @GerhardSchroeder 6 років тому +9

      Did you also apply for crashtest dummy?

  • @swolie
    @swolie Рік тому +3

    I like that he asked where the seat belt was.

  • @jrno93
    @jrno93 6 років тому +22

    1:45 that's literally me when I get hired

  • @bbarbiey
    @bbarbiey 4 роки тому +7

    the way the assistant lady is trying to spell loc's name... bruhh 😂😂😂😂

  • @danglesnipecelly13
    @danglesnipecelly13 4 роки тому +13

    Man they end the scene too early. After he crashes in the wall he goes wooooooooooo! One more time! 😂😂😂

  • @vensations
    @vensations 4 роки тому +10

    “AYE , WHERE YALL GOING ?” 0:49

  • @ImFromDadeCounty
    @ImFromDadeCounty 10 років тому +29

    Drinking smoking weed and all types of ill shit?? I'd hire him

  • @nickoyhall1126
    @nickoyhall1126 Рік тому +3

    That receptionist is so beautiful

  • @nickoyhall1126
    @nickoyhall1126 Рік тому +5

    Bruh his face when he told that guy, anybody try to take your manhood, his face omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tylerreames5219
    @tylerreames5219 3 роки тому +4

    “You aight dog” 🤣🤣😂

  • @hasanaldhwaea1052
    @hasanaldhwaea1052 4 роки тому +12

    The Harvard guy what a brilliant use of irony 😂😂😂

  • @AjaniDGleason
    @AjaniDGleason 4 роки тому +14

    I just spent six months in County 🤣🤣🤣

  • @shanewillabusone
    @shanewillabusone 11 років тому +20

    This is so fucking funny as hell.

  • @petermuniz9296
    @petermuniz9296 9 місяців тому +2

    The salary desired 3 million dollars 😂😂😂😂

  • @DMalltheway
    @DMalltheway 4 роки тому +14

    Marlon Wayans can legit act, watch him in Requiem for a Dream

  • @komujimaru
    @komujimaru 2 роки тому +6

    ahh back in the day when you would watch the same film every day until you know it word for word

  •  5 років тому +12

    1:46 When i got my first A in class

  • @SCALES1992
    @SCALES1992 2 роки тому +3

    1:48 we've all smiled like that when we got the job we wanted!

  • @jessemarx6738
    @jessemarx6738 10 місяців тому +3

    The smile on his face, when he got the job😂😂😂

  • @BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist
    @BLM_Big_Lipped_Marxist 5 років тому +50

    The job application magically disappeared from his hands while he was sitting and miraculously appeared in front of the receptionists desk.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @j.a.3138
      @j.a.3138 3 роки тому +2

      one of many mistakes

    • @incognegro2315
      @incognegro2315 Рік тому

      Yeah & he got hired requesting millions of dollars too

  • @wavyjdtterry9114
    @wavyjdtterry9114 7 років тому +35

    it was funny when he come to man office and he set down and kick the things off the desk I weak

  • @balloonzbeats
    @balloonzbeats 3 роки тому +4

    What application needs your fathers name? 😂😂😂

  • @MrJoseTiago
    @MrJoseTiago 7 років тому +19

    "That's enough of that sentimental shit" 0:58 Not here

  • @KevinRobison-vt9yh
    @KevinRobison-vt9yh Рік тому +5

    How you work this radio 😂😂😂

  • @Naeenextdoor
    @Naeenextdoor 8 місяців тому +2

    The most important part about the game in the game is the ability of players to make their own choices in the first and last stages of a tournament without having a lot of time or resources in hand for each game or group event that they have played together in a particular group or 😅group is that you have to have some sort in mind when playing the first round and you can play a lot more in that way

  • @tylerwedell3750
    @tylerwedell3750 Рік тому +4

    "Fathers name. I don't know." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @taviyonncross2179
    @taviyonncross2179 Рік тому +3

    3 million dollars ….cash 😂😂😂😂😂