Sneaky Jumping Cholla. Cactus Attack!

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • I want to introduce to you this blood-thirsty cactus. It’s a cactus from the genus Cylindropuntia or cholla cactus. I wasn’t careful and I let myself get into trouble. I stepped on the cactus.This dangerous cactus’ habitat ranges from southern USA to Mexico, South America and some Caribbean islands. Cylindropuntia cactus is different from other cactus because it’s spines has tons of barbs much like fishing hooks. This cactus hides alongside the road or trail in order to attack careless humans and animals. If you touch one of them, the form a chain and quite literally jump onto you. They have a spring effect that makes it look as if they are attacking you from nowhere. They stick to your skin and clothes and it is very painful. If you’re going to try too free yourself, they try to fight back and enter your skin deeper. When they get to the capillaries, it can cause bleeding bruising and a hematoma under the skin. Don’t try to get rid of them with your hand since they will attach themselves to your finger. Use an instrument. Clamps, brush or gloves or even a tree branch can do the job just so that You don’t hurt yourself. These spines have a line of fishhooks that only allow the spine to go in one direction, which is deeper and deeper into your skin. Be careful because they can easily break off and can become a splinter and cause inflammation or infection. But don’t worry, salty water softens them and makes it easier to get them out. You cannot die from this cactus but in a case where you fall onto a cactus there can be some consequences. Getting speared by one of the spines can soon cause swelling an redness. Worst case scenario, it can cause gangrene or your skin may die as a result of the initial swelling and redness. You have to be extremely careful. I don’t wanna have another bad experience with this cactus ever again. I removed the spines but they were still in there and I had splinters for a long while after the encounter. The barbs made it much harder to take them out. This whole process is simply for vegetative propagation of this cactus. The top segments of this plant fall off, attach themselves to someone, and spread root themselves and develop into new plants. Where they sit and wait for another victim to produce more cacti. #succulent #cactus #jamping #bonaire #caribbeanislands #traveltheworld #educationalvideo
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  • @Nixha98
    @Nixha98 3 роки тому +6078

    I like how the audio isn’t muted or anything and she’s just explaining how the cactus works as she fights for her life in the background

    • @vbnandu867
      @vbnandu867 3 роки тому +151

      Actually the cactus is fighting for its life

    • @noobler8394
      @noobler8394 3 роки тому +49

      @@vbnandu867 she wasnt like hurting them tho but sure XD

    • @aspect5880
      @aspect5880 3 роки тому +60

      @@noobler8394 actually the cactus was fighting for its life because it thought that she was a predator, and felt threatened

    • @Bruh-sp4kr
      @Bruh-sp4kr 3 роки тому +12

      When you said fights for life it just made it funnier for me

    • @juanpena7652
      @juanpena7652 3 роки тому +1

      @Niha Games simp >_

  • @kingjstin
    @kingjstin 3 роки тому +4780

    "Don't worry, sea water softens them and makes them easier to get out" said while standing in the middle of a desert.

    • @thomasneal9291
      @thomasneal9291 3 роки тому +82

      it's bullshit anyway. source: I hiked in the desert SW for over 40 years.

    • @pixelice6206
      @pixelice6206 3 роки тому +9

      Nice lol. Welp I done I'm guess

    • @baker4lifebaker4ever
      @baker4lifebaker4ever 3 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @Vune_GG
      @Vune_GG 3 роки тому +21

      I mean, during the opening scene it showed them right next to the water, which looks like ocean

    • @bananian
      @bananian 3 роки тому +6

      Dip it in lime juice. 😏

  • @ppness673
    @ppness673 3 роки тому +4121

    “DON’T REMOVE IT WITH YOUR FINGERS” *removes with fingers

  • @ch4lk250
    @ch4lk250 3 роки тому +1594

    ”don’t get rid of them by hand”
    meanwhile: *lady screaming as she removes the cactus by hand*

    • @zakuto4947
      @zakuto4947 3 роки тому +77

      😂😂 I can't stop laughing while she screaming in pain trying to remove the cactus but then the cactus jump on to another of her legs.

    • @niamhkelli
      @niamhkelli 3 роки тому +5

      Ikr 🤣💀

    • @karmahleone1196
      @karmahleone1196 3 роки тому +10

      Thats how you know its not her🤣

    • @linushellgren3511
      @linushellgren3511 3 роки тому +7

      Well maybe she just panicked when she got stung and looked it up how to remove etc after the incident. Then just talk us through it
      The right way

    • @Yeahboii1
      @Yeahboii1 3 роки тому +7

      Bruh when she tried to flick one off I near died xD

  • @godusopp487
    @godusopp487 4 роки тому +15114

    I love how she’s just screaming in agony while your talking normally

    • @bluesky2011k
      @bluesky2011k 4 роки тому +733

      They are the same person, apparently.

    • @snickerswo1f519
      @snickerswo1f519 4 роки тому +353

      It's a voice over.
      Im waiting for the Ok Boomer and r/woooosh's ;-;

    • @theseeker7194
      @theseeker7194 4 роки тому +107

      @@snickerswo1f519 ok boomer & r/wooosh 😁

    • @theseeker7194
      @theseeker7194 4 роки тому +55

      @@snickerswo1f519 happy? 😅

    • @mikepotthoff8602
      @mikepotthoff8602 4 роки тому +17

      @@snickerswo1f519 your gacha avatar is amazing!

  • @buji2963
    @buji2963 4 роки тому +6334

    calm reading over a woman screaming in pain, lmfaooooooooooooooooo

    • @seebsoup9801
      @seebsoup9801 4 роки тому +41

      Buji there the same person

    • @leelananjundaiah92
      @leelananjundaiah92 3 роки тому +3

      Buji lol !

    • @Basbxyy
      @Basbxyy 3 роки тому +15

      They're the same person.

    • @syd2812
      @syd2812 3 роки тому +50

      They’re the same person but it’s still hilarious

    • @sheenarie
      @sheenarie 3 роки тому +13

      i was a lil shocked when i found out it was her screaming xD

  • @jebowar6679
    @jebowar6679 3 роки тому +2094

    person: in the middle of the desert with cactus stuck on her
    This girl: "as long as you have sea water you should be fine"

    • @wes788411
      @wes788411 3 роки тому +6

      I just left the same comment.

    • @teo6898
      @teo6898 3 роки тому

      Lmaoooooo

    • @leighton6071
      @leighton6071 3 роки тому +1

      Lol I know right

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      @henriquemeiralins 3 роки тому +4

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    • @anthonyvloggingandgaming2076
      @anthonyvloggingandgaming2076 3 роки тому

      That going to hurt

  • @bryan8800
    @bryan8800 3 роки тому +410

    I love how shes screaming in agony removing the cactus. Then proceeds to step on them multiple times afterwards. And to top if off , the calm voiceover and telling you what not do while doing it in the video.

    • @MH-nt5nk
      @MH-nt5nk 2 роки тому +7

      I was just waiting for her to lose her balance and fall on her tail onto the bush behind her

    • @reefread1234
      @reefread1234 2 роки тому +5

      dude this is sureal 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrLuX-uf6zg
    @MrLuX-uf6zg 4 роки тому +7231

    “I don’t wanna have a bad experience with this cactus ever again” proceeds to step on it

    • @jm_games999
      @jm_games999 3 роки тому +22

      It was to show what they do.

    • @user-yy1rs3df3q
      @user-yy1rs3df3q 3 роки тому +60

      @@FRANKI18136 It would have been hilarious if one the barbs left behind when she removed the cacti from the bottom of her crocs impaled her through her foot when she put her foot back down. She would been in real trouble then.

    • @MrFallior
      @MrFallior 3 роки тому +29

      @@user-yy1rs3df3q Why would that be funny?

    • @AttenboroughAdmirer
      @AttenboroughAdmirer 3 роки тому +42

      @@MrFallior Because it is her fault and you reap what you sow.

    • @MrFallior
      @MrFallior 3 роки тому +8

      @@AttenboroughAdmirer yeah but she was trying to be informative and warn people about what they do by showing what happens when you just touch it with your foot

  • @insertname9581
    @insertname9581 4 роки тому +8471

    don't use your hands to remove them *proceeds to use hands to remove them*

    • @BloodFang18
      @BloodFang18 3 роки тому +239

      I think She said that cause of what she did

    • @hannahswiney2365
      @hannahswiney2365 3 роки тому +209

      @@BloodFang18 My dads motto was always "do as I say not as I do"

    • @leelananjundaiah92
      @leelananjundaiah92 3 роки тому +7

      Lol !

    • @alukuhito
      @alukuhito 3 роки тому +3

      And it works too.

    • @godlygamer2466
      @godlygamer2466 3 роки тому +22

      It’s a different person and she is using them as a example

  • @kurasakigoodies0502
    @kurasakigoodies0502 3 роки тому +1245

    Her: **Screams in Agony**
    Also Her: *_*Narrating and Explaining like its a complete different person who got pricked by those cacti_**

    • @Noodles-_
      @Noodles-_ 3 роки тому +4

      Is that not what it is?

    • @idontknowwhattonamethis293
      @idontknowwhattonamethis293 3 роки тому +9

      @@Noodles-_ do you not hear her talking in first person

    • @Noodles-_
      @Noodles-_ 3 роки тому +5

      @@idontknowwhattonamethis293 well I mean she could have been talking about her past experiences...

    • @wes788411
      @wes788411 3 роки тому +19

      @@Noodles-_ 0:15 “I stepped on it and as you can see...”

    • @Noodles-_
      @Noodles-_ 3 роки тому +10

      @@wes788411 i accept defeat 😔

  • @22yungdamack6
    @22yungdamack6 3 роки тому +321

    “Don’t get rid of them with your hands”
    *continues to remove with hands.

  • @danielestevez3110
    @danielestevez3110 3 роки тому +1409

    Her: flicks cactus off
    Cactus ball: No u
    *attaches to other leg*

  • @edithp8978
    @edithp8978 4 роки тому +2528

    I laughed when that one cholla jumped from one leg to the other when she tried removing it with the stick 😂🤣😂🤣 lmfao! Poor girl. Sorry I laughed 🤭

    • @isohailansari
      @isohailansari 4 роки тому +9

      Mee too 😂

    • @ISTHIStheKRUSTYKRABx
      @ISTHIStheKRUSTYKRABx 4 роки тому +7

      omg me too LMAO

    • @ayanalove1244
      @ayanalove1244 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂 right same

    • @adampare8088
      @adampare8088 4 роки тому +14

      I live in Phoenix and me and sis touched one as a dare aka stupidity moment. I was fine, sis got jumped. She deserved it, she called them.....ready for this epic mistake....Jumping Jehoshaphats

    • @staceyjohnson7356
      @staceyjohnson7356 3 роки тому +10

      I love we all began to laugh at that exact same thing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lachelnderhund
    @lachelnderhund 4 роки тому +17750

    tf you doing in a *desert* wearing crocs and shorts

    • @lachelnderhund
      @lachelnderhund 4 роки тому +1566

      @Gen.salsalani Rubat thats not at all what I'm trying to say????

    • @elizaaranzamendez3666
      @elizaaranzamendez3666 4 роки тому +239

      DementedBone 💀🤣😭

    • @allanx7182
      @allanx7182 4 роки тому +22

      DementedBone ikr she deserves it if she is doing that

    • @clutz7941
      @clutz7941 4 роки тому +649

      She dumb

    • @lachelnderhund
      @lachelnderhund 4 роки тому +314

      @@clutz7941 clearly

  • @lydia1634
    @lydia1634 3 роки тому +46

    As someone who spent her childhood walking around barefoot in the Arizona desert, I have two things to add to this conversation.
    1) It's a Spanish name, so it's pronounced choya.
    2) The best way to get rid of all those tiny spines is to cover the area with a thin layer of Elmer's glue. When it dries, peel off the layer of glue. The spines will come off with the glue. This is a trick park rangers use.

    • @fuzzydunlop1757
      @fuzzydunlop1757 3 роки тому +6

      Good to know, perhaps you can share some more tricks

    • @hardwareful
      @hardwareful 3 роки тому +2

      Job description: you will have to remove cactus spines. Like, a lot. From yourself.

    • @thefarmista
      @thefarmista 2 роки тому +3

      That is a brilliant tip!

    • @scottcates
      @scottcates Рік тому

      Yep

    • @QarsherskiyEducation
      @QarsherskiyEducation 9 місяців тому +1

      Hey, I spent lots of time in Ululiona-Linulu

  • @notafascist3171
    @notafascist3171 3 роки тому +4529

    POV: you came from the cactus flicks from one leg to another vid.
    Edit: I’m always watching you...

  • @Spaghetty
    @Spaghetty 4 роки тому +698

    I tried my hardest to focus on the educational talk but i cant help but laugh because as the talk went on the lady's moans of pain overlapped lmao

  • @Galavis.
    @Galavis. 3 роки тому +1047

    "You will...unlikely die"
    She had to think about it for a sec.

  • @lukejames7931
    @lukejames7931 3 роки тому +205

    I don't want to victim blame but I feel as though this may have been the universe punishing you for wearing Crocs to go hiking.

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 2 роки тому +8

      Not just hiking but HIKING IN THE DESERT, ya know, with venomous snakes, scorpions, and attack cacti!

    • @Theonion1994
      @Theonion1994 2 роки тому +2

      Omg so true

    • @Calilovesdank420
      @Calilovesdank420 2 роки тому +3

      I came here for this comment. 🙌

    • @HokkaidoWolf333
      @HokkaidoWolf333 2 роки тому

      amen

    • @phoenixdragon_4498
      @phoenixdragon_4498 Рік тому

      I was wondering if nobody else noticed 😅
      Thank god I wasn't alone 🙏

  • @diffanzrq710
    @diffanzrq710 3 роки тому +441

    "do not use your hand to remove it"
    The video : *women crying in pain while using her hand to remove it*

    • @williambrandondavis6897
      @williambrandondavis6897 3 роки тому +5

      Listen to the voices. The lady with the cactus stuck on her leg has an (native american maybe) accent and the other sounds European. The narration is done by an unseen person, probably the one that video recorded the ordeal.

  • @vilet5257
    @vilet5257 3 роки тому +263

    IM LAUGHING TOO HARD SHES JUST SCREAMING IN PAIN AND THE VOICE OVER I CANT 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @myworldbox
      @myworldbox 3 роки тому +1

      me too bro:DDDD

    • @berni5641
      @berni5641 3 роки тому +1

      omfg the emojis...cringe

    • @jct4294
      @jct4294 3 роки тому +1

      @headbun 🤣🤣🤣

    • @entitledkid1653
      @entitledkid1653 3 роки тому +1

      @@berni5641 its gen z get over it 💔

    • @berni5641
      @berni5641 3 роки тому

      @@entitledkid1653 LMAO

  • @isakdahl7054
    @isakdahl7054 3 роки тому +430

    1:47
    “Excuse me, you’re not allowed to sit there”
    “Oh, sorry, I’ll just scoot over to the next seat then”

  • @potaterjim
    @potaterjim 3 роки тому +92

    UA-cam: "Here's how you get off a cactus"
    Me: _Have you tried not walking into the giant spiny plants?_

  • @yumichan9985
    @yumichan9985 4 роки тому +1259

    Now why in the *hell* would you put right back on your foot after we heard you screaming in *pain*

    • @waifudestroyer2120
      @waifudestroyer2120 3 роки тому +40

      She's an M-type clearly.

    • @SamanthaDelRey
      @SamanthaDelRey 3 роки тому +12

      i’m literally crying- 😭

    • @ThebestestHat
      @ThebestestHat 3 роки тому +24

      I think this was before they got into her leg

    • @theman7050
      @theman7050 3 роки тому +2

      Views!

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 роки тому +4

      @@ThebestestHat yea but if she kept stwppin on it it eventually will lol. She wants to get impaled

  • @Elrimo90
    @Elrimo90 3 роки тому +513

    "Don't take them off with your hands."
    *Woman continues to use her hands and it works*
    ???

    • @microistic9963
      @microistic9963 3 роки тому +1

      Hi

    • @stoopidapples1596
      @stoopidapples1596 3 роки тому +33

      look closely, you can see that when she tries, it springs back into her leg, causing them to go even deeper, and leaving the spines in her leg.

    • @draconicgrl
      @draconicgrl 3 роки тому +15

      Its not that you can't take them out with your hands, its just that they have a tendency to be sticky and their fish hook like spines could wind up sticking into your fingers as well... If you've never been pricked by a cactus in your life, let me tell you, its not a fun experience. And without something to grip them with, it is much harder to pull them out as they can stick to your fingers as well. These are also not the "Jumping cacti" That she is talking about either. They're much rounder and if you get too close, part of the plant detaches and literally jumps into you.

    • @cmteevee4628
      @cmteevee4628 3 роки тому

      Ikr-

    • @memersly9236
      @memersly9236 3 роки тому

      WHAT ARE THOSE!!!! to her

  • @GalaxVerse
    @GalaxVerse 3 роки тому +810

    This woman: don't touch or go near to this cactus
    Also her: steps on cactus again*

    • @unshakenhorse632
      @unshakenhorse632 3 роки тому +6

      That was way before she said this.

    • @Mary-j8x6r
      @Mary-j8x6r 3 роки тому +3

      @@unshakenhorse632 I think their talking about 2:43

    • @alannalaila6398
      @alannalaila6398 3 роки тому

      she was showing an example

    • @gwenxiactrlc1990
      @gwenxiactrlc1990 3 роки тому +1

      @@Mary-j8x6r 9

    • @critterwhisperer5821
      @critterwhisperer5821 3 роки тому +2

      Only one example is needed which is her saying it, she didn’t need to step on it. I got anxiety for seeing the barbs still stuck to her crocks.

  • @strawberrytallcake3439
    @strawberrytallcake3439 3 роки тому +6

    Wearing Crocs in the desert 🏜 is the first problem 😂

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 3 роки тому +2224

    I feel so bad for animals that get stuck by those. Imagine being stuck with that and unable to remove them. 😢
    Thank goodness for hands and thumbs.
    Edit: I got a cholla stuck in my butt once and it took a pair of tongs, some tweezers and several helping hands to get it out. If I’d been on my own I would have just gotten it stuck to my hand and butt at once.

    • @hazardous1101
      @hazardous1101 3 роки тому +112

      Her : Dont use your hands to remove them
      Also Her: uses hand to remove them

    • @ES11777
      @ES11777 3 роки тому +16

      That’s what I was thinking ;(

    • @fahm8097
      @fahm8097 3 роки тому +16

      This doggie makes me sad 🥺
      Though this doggo wouldn't go there but I'm thinking about others

    • @cocacherries
      @cocacherries 3 роки тому +4

      @@hazardous1101 Yes but she is a profesional for ex she know which spike won’t sting her to take it off

    • @Th3rianFoxRui
      @Th3rianFoxRui 3 роки тому +1

      XD that’s funny but true

  • @bluemoun1914
    @bluemoun1914 3 роки тому +2225

    This poped out after I watched “Dad it hurts”
    Edit: I love how that i just calmly watched a person screaming in the background and talking about cactus

  • @emmalynn6457
    @emmalynn6457 3 роки тому +1438

    Nobody:
    Me: *MOM BRING SEA WATER ON THAT DESERT HIKE*

    • @virginialao5132
      @virginialao5132 3 роки тому +7

      RIP nobody knew that it could easily dry up.

    • @her1sch
      @her1sch 3 роки тому +1

      @@virginialao5132 oop

    • @sai-oi3hl
      @sai-oi3hl 3 роки тому +1

      You got 1k likes in 1 day? I refuse to think that your a human

    • @poo5253
      @poo5253 3 роки тому

      ew the dude that ruins the joke

    • @zilvoxidgod
      @zilvoxidgod 3 роки тому +1

      imagine drinking from the water bottle in the desert heat and it's fucking salty

  • @loauee
    @loauee 3 роки тому +44

    I’m laughing at the fact that the girl is screaming and the voice over is just talking normally, not noticing her screaming

  • @OGxGoku
    @OGxGoku 3 роки тому +330

    “Dont do this with your hands”
    *FLICKS A CACTI AND SCREAMS AFTERWARDS* like wtf

  • @nikzen9073
    @nikzen9073 3 роки тому +470

    The vicious cycle:
    - Stab
    - Travel
    - Grow

    • @clobby9553
      @clobby9553 3 роки тому +11

      That's the cycle of life for British people too.

  • @FactsNChats1
    @FactsNChats1 3 роки тому +229

    This only happens because her crocs weren’t in sports mode

  • @lyrxsofficial6966
    @lyrxsofficial6966 3 роки тому +12

    1:48 XD

  • @seeker8919
    @seeker8919 4 роки тому +850

    This will sound evil but on 1:41 were she just yeets it and it passes to the other leg I literally died💀😂🤣

  • @redd5393
    @redd5393 4 роки тому +417

    1:47 me trying to get rid of the toxicity in my life

  • @janemarinellidavila985
    @janemarinellidavila985 3 роки тому +209

    “Dont remove it with your hands”
    “Don’t touch it yourself”
    Girl agonizing on the vid: *picks it off* *agonized statements*

  • @Beosmth
    @Beosmth 3 роки тому +6

    I love how she’s calmly talking about the cactus while there’s just insane screaming in the background. Just makes the video 10 times better. It was alright very good at the start too

  • @notoriouslemon6634
    @notoriouslemon6634 3 роки тому +290

    "These spines are very hard an difficult to get out"
    **Steps on the whole bushel wearing crocks**

    • @justarandomhandlewithnomeaning
      @justarandomhandlewithnomeaning 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah 😂

    • @jayuchiha2375
      @jayuchiha2375 3 роки тому +6

      What are thoosssee

    • @brendaf6590
      @brendaf6590 3 роки тому +3

      Stepping on them was done on purpose. To show how they attach themselves.

    • @PlatonicPurplePanda
      @PlatonicPurplePanda 3 роки тому +4

      Why wear open toe shoes while out in places like that?

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 2 роки тому

      @@PlatonicPurplePanda Certainly does seem like a recipe for disaster given the venomous snakes, scorpions, and attack cacti ...

  • @tied2002
    @tied2002 4 роки тому +1226

    why did she step in the cactus bush after she got them out 😭

    • @xxxxxx-ok9jo
      @xxxxxx-ok9jo 3 роки тому +54

      @@ceesan5605 it will hurt even more we already heard her screaming like 😭

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 роки тому +6

      @@ceesan5605 pinnacle of comedy

    • @rowndo
      @rowndo 3 роки тому +16

      was before. power of editing

    • @ernestdesouza8888
      @ernestdesouza8888 3 роки тому

      To teach us with examples 😂

    • @ghq8982
      @ghq8982 3 роки тому +2

      *Women*

  • @HerroVincey
    @HerroVincey 3 роки тому +418

    I feel SO bad, but this is THE funniest thing I've laughed at in a LONG time. The juxtaposition here is amazing. Thanks for helping bring awareness to this dangerous plant while also giving laughs to thousands of people. 😂

    • @hayden6943
      @hayden6943 3 роки тому +5

      Millions now*😂

    • @7N00K
      @7N00K 3 роки тому +2

      @@hayden6943 stfu all those people aren't guaranteed to be laughing at pain shithead so stop correcting with false information

    • @hayden6943
      @hayden6943 3 роки тому +5

      @@7N00K I was just agreeing as I thought it was funny too...lol

    • @Stephenc35753
      @Stephenc35753 3 роки тому +1

      @@7N00K wow, you must be a very angry person to have reacted this way to a statement on youtube 😂

    • @mulikatogunjimi5
      @mulikatogunjimi5 3 роки тому

      @@Stephenc35753 it's just , if you think about it she was in genuine pain and wasn't realy trying to be funny so some people may see the statements as rude or cruel.

  • @gacharse1534
    @gacharse1534 3 роки тому +23

    Her: "don't try to remove them with ur hands!"
    Past her: *Is literally using her hands*

  • @someirishfella1704
    @someirishfella1704 3 роки тому +321

    How cruel is this cactus , the one thing that softens them is sea water , literally the furthest thing you can get in a desert 🤣🤣

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 роки тому +29

      And those teeny open wounds are gonna sting like a bitch

    • @williewilson2250
      @williewilson2250 3 роки тому +13

      @@kittenmimi5326 and it's hot with nothing around

    • @D15Shorts
      @D15Shorts 3 роки тому

      Farthest.

    • @brodylockwood14
      @brodylockwood14 3 роки тому +9

      @@D15Shorts Only if you're in america, the rest of the world says "Furthest"

    • @D15Shorts
      @D15Shorts 3 роки тому

      @@brodylockwood14 0.o I never new that

  • @Latino_Burrito
    @Latino_Burrito 3 роки тому +300

    “Don’t use your hands, use an instrument”
    Me with my guitar In the middle of the desert: I’ve been waiting for this my whole life

    • @AlexAlex-ij3mz
      @AlexAlex-ij3mz 3 роки тому +9

      Hello, I have the blu-ray case for One Punch Man with the same picture as your profile picture.

    • @Latino_Burrito
      @Latino_Burrito 3 роки тому +7

      @@AlexAlex-ij3mz really? That’s weird. With the girl or without it? If it’s without then it makes sense but with I’d be confused😂

    • @AlexAlex-ij3mz
      @AlexAlex-ij3mz 3 роки тому +4

      @@Latino_Burrito It was with the girl. It's the exact same image.

    • @lindseystaton5818
      @lindseystaton5818 3 роки тому

      I command that this comment get more likes.

    • @Latino_Burrito
      @Latino_Burrito 3 роки тому

      @@AlexAlex-ij3mz huh, interesting. Cuz the girl in the pic is from a manga that’s called bullet angel fan club I think. I believe the manga is being remade by the creator of one punch man but it doesn’t have its own anime. Wonder why it’s on your disc

  • @desireedick964
    @desireedick964 4 роки тому +183

    LMAO SHE KEEPS STEPPING ON THEM TO. IM DEAD

  • @ra8094
    @ra8094 3 роки тому +6

    Voice-over talent: Cool, calm and collected.
    Lady in the video: Screaming her soul out.

  • @TheShadowless
    @TheShadowless 3 роки тому +15

    I’m sorry but hearing her screaming in the background while she’s calmly explaining the cactus made me laugh way harder than I should have 😂

  • @_Pigeonz23
    @_Pigeonz23 4 роки тому +82

    “Don’t touch it yourself” while the girl in the back is screaming in Agony and pulling out with her hands

  • @sydneydumoit
    @sydneydumoit 3 роки тому +280

    “You will” hesitates “unlikely die...”

    • @edobul5846
      @edobul5846 3 роки тому +24

      Getting killed by jumping cactuses are low....
      *_but never zero._*

    • @hotdogbun8812
      @hotdogbun8812 3 роки тому +7

      @@edobul5846 😂😂😂😂🤳

    • @justtrexus5724
      @justtrexus5724 3 роки тому +4

      @@edobul5846 thats it im becoming a shut in

  • @BlauerAszendent
    @BlauerAszendent 2 роки тому +2

    i'm really sorry but i laughed so hard and found the way you plucked the spikes out of your skin so funny.

  • @jays7978
    @jays7978 4 роки тому +153

    Keeps stepping on them

  • @LittleDebbie-nd2gc
    @LittleDebbie-nd2gc 3 роки тому +23

    2:00 “sea water softens..”
    Now how am I supposed to find sea water in the desert

  • @misscerulean
    @misscerulean 4 роки тому +35

    "You...will..unlikely die from this cactus..."

  • @FrMC05
    @FrMC05 3 роки тому +10

    sisi ya sabemos que vienes de updt

  • @thriex4946
    @thriex4946 3 роки тому +44

    person who got attacked: help me AH save me!
    narrator: *so yeah here’s some fun facts about it*

  • @korpakukac
    @korpakukac 3 роки тому +57

    Gotta love how she is doing everything she says not to do lol.

  • @ariebirb
    @ariebirb 3 роки тому +79

    “Don’t touch them” touches them and screams in agony

  • @merlin566
    @merlin566 2 роки тому +3

    Damn this just had such a comedic effect on me because of the calm explanation and her screaming in agony in the background. Nuff said I laughed my ass off.

  • @dnutall1448
    @dnutall1448 4 роки тому +218

    I was recently attacked by this evil and vicious plant. I will never be the same. Still waiting to heal.

    • @alipiatt250
      @alipiatt250 4 роки тому +22

      I can't get a doctor to believe me that I still have cactus coming out of my body everywhere!!!! Did yours travel through your body?

    • @obioguh1494
      @obioguh1494 4 роки тому +6

      D Nutall how is it now?

    • @elricdrick6821
      @elricdrick6821 3 роки тому

      Hope you're doing well

    • @ChristIsKing1161
      @ChristIsKing1161 3 роки тому +3

      Why are you making it sound like a wild beast with a brain

    • @Vall619
      @Vall619 3 роки тому +4

      @@ChristIsKing1161 because it is

  • @cactus7027
    @cactus7027 3 роки тому +27

    Yeah, serves you right to mess with my children

    • @Zeldaftw
      @Zeldaftw 3 роки тому +3

      🤣dead

    • @medjed7268
      @medjed7268 3 роки тому +1

      I'm pretty sure those cacti are older than you cactus

    • @deathbycactus5298
      @deathbycactus5298 3 роки тому +1

      Their sacrifices were not in vain

  • @hwiuzumaki1268
    @hwiuzumaki1268 3 роки тому +67

    the person recording is like: Oh. let me get my camera

  • @felipeortega1084
    @felipeortega1084 3 роки тому +7

    Si crack ya sabemos que vienes por un poco de todo ya cállate

  • @jakobyarns4369
    @jakobyarns4369 3 роки тому +40

    Lady: AAAHHHHHH
    Narrator in the most calm voice: do not try to get rid of them with your hands.

  • @smartfloppa4002
    @smartfloppa4002 3 роки тому +21

    Human: Runs into cactus
    Also human: Cactus attack

  • @xXxDragonEraxXx
    @xXxDragonEraxXx 3 роки тому +40

    This sounds like a school project audio put over someones painful experience.

    • @medjed7268
      @medjed7268 3 роки тому +1

      That's because it is

    • @naia1362
      @naia1362 3 роки тому

      @@medjed7268 no it’s not lol

    • @karmahleone1196
      @karmahleone1196 3 роки тому

      Thats what I said lml that aint her..the legs dont match her voice

    • @notoriousfly9260
      @notoriousfly9260 2 роки тому

      @@karmahleone1196 Huh? I’d say you were correct if you pointed out the odd accent of the woman in the video, but judging someone’s voice by their legs? Sounds like fat shaming

    • @paigechastain2518
      @paigechastain2518 2 роки тому

      @@notoriousfly9260 You can't hear "fat" in a voice lmao. You can hear the voice and compare it to an estimated age of the legs... and the screams. The screams sound like an middle aged woman, while the narrator is very clearly young. Plus the legs look more like a middle aged woman's than a young woman's.

  • @bskmdmsj
    @bskmdmsj 3 роки тому +143

    Idk if this was made as a joke or she's actually serious.

  • @jadenakal5176
    @jadenakal5176 3 роки тому +19

    When she is speaking and attempting to fight back the urge to burst into laughter lol

  • @mj2fast
    @mj2fast 3 роки тому +91

    Who tf wears crocks in a bush full of Cactus

  • @xxayerxx1157
    @xxayerxx1157 3 роки тому +129

    “Don’t take them off with your hands” shows the clip of the lady using her hands

    • @knicks5426
      @knicks5426 3 роки тому +2

      Yes that’s nice and ironic. Notice the lady was screaming in agony though

    • @CrackerWhacker1
      @CrackerWhacker1 3 роки тому +1

      She learned the hard way

    • @elkanjulian1037
      @elkanjulian1037 3 роки тому

      And it was her in the video too

  • @elweydelbrawlstars
    @elweydelbrawlstars 3 роки тому +14

    Vengo de Un poco de Todo 👉👈

    • @FrMC05
      @FrMC05 3 роки тому +3

      ok toma tu premio por venir de updt 🖕

    • @keymaret_1890
      @keymaret_1890 3 роки тому +1

      Yo vine porque estaba leyendo el manga de jojos parte 7 y mencionaron sobre ese cacto y vine para ver como era jajaja

  • @nubbiewubbie7285
    @nubbiewubbie7285 3 роки тому +16

    "Use seawater to help remove the spines."
    ...Sis, you're in a desert.

  • @xavierelliott4219
    @xavierelliott4219 3 роки тому +28

    The screaming woman: it hurts but let me stick my foot in again

  • @-_-8623
    @-_-8623 3 роки тому +38

    Why tf does she keep stepping back into them

  • @health4happiness49
    @health4happiness49 3 роки тому +8

    “Do not remove them with your hands”
    Her: proceeds to remove with hands

  • @trooperassassinkt7226
    @trooperassassinkt7226 3 роки тому +85

    "Dont do this with your hands" *AS SHE DOES IT WITH HER HANDS*

  • @tonyt2i512
    @tonyt2i512 3 роки тому +11

    0:55 i like how u flick it and next second hears a man screaming lmao

  • @reggie9010
    @reggie9010 3 роки тому +20

    Narration- heres how to remove this very painful cactus
    Background-AGHAHGHS OFH MY GODN IFS HRUTS I CANT DOD THIS

  • @asmafiver6422
    @asmafiver6422 3 роки тому +1

    This is fucking hilarious 😂😭 the calm narration and petrified screaming omg. Who goes into deep desert with Crocs

  • @harryundead9456
    @harryundead9456 3 роки тому +118

    Motto of story: “allways wear shoes”!

    • @kevoo3679
      @kevoo3679 3 роки тому +2

      Moral* and she was wearing shoes.

    • @harryundead9456
      @harryundead9456 3 роки тому +8

      b x l l i n No she was wearing crocs Not shoes

    • @bobyscott1303
      @bobyscott1303 3 роки тому +2

      Use some boots

    • @elqueobserva7663
      @elqueobserva7663 3 роки тому +3

      Now is when you understand why cowboys used to dress like that
      And I sometimes do it too, you never know when a snake will appear or ...
      a jumping cactus!

    • @tylerworrell4446
      @tylerworrell4446 3 роки тому +3

      Also wear pants like jeans or cargo pants of some sort. Heck, I don't even live in a desert and I never wear shorts when going out into the woods.

  • @sarahwalsh8685
    @sarahwalsh8685 3 роки тому +61

    First of all why was that lady wearing Crocs there she should have worn high hiking boots

  • @archive9994
    @archive9994 3 роки тому +24

    When she’s screaming people sitting around me thinking 😂

  • @Sept1973
    @Sept1973 2 роки тому +1

    Lol I couldn't help laughing my head off at this video 🤣🌵

  • @kazuha5324
    @kazuha5324 3 роки тому +38

    My mom thought I was watching something inappropriate cuz of the “moaning sounds”.

  • @pieman1712
    @pieman1712 4 роки тому +608

    “Karen goes hiking in dessert with crocs and shorts and decides to step into the cactus that almost killed her”

  • @iCazZiStronZi
    @iCazZiStronZi 3 роки тому +48

    What a disaster and who tf wears crocs in the desert. There’s snakes, spiders and danger everywhere

    • @alukuhito
      @alukuhito 3 роки тому +7

      "Crocs" sounds like "crocodiles", which are strong and can kill just about any animal. They sound perfect for the desert.

    • @NightRunner417
      @NightRunner417 3 роки тому +1

      @@alukuhito Pretty sure actual crocodiles would be killed and eaten by cacti if they were ever unfortunate enough to find themselves in the desert. This is why they stay in safer places like Florida.

    • @alukuhito
      @alukuhito 3 роки тому +1

      @@NightRunner417 Florida safe. LOL.

    • @deletedbg2673
      @deletedbg2673 3 роки тому +1

      @@NightRunner417 Florida is never safe for crocodiles when Florida Men are around

    • @NightRunner417
      @NightRunner417 3 роки тому

      @@deletedbg2673 "Florida Man Uses Cholla Cactus To Kill Helpless Crocodile. News at 11."

  • @hungry_khid1007
    @hungry_khid1007 3 роки тому +4

    This is why I stay at home with my anime body pillow

  • @itsalexilixyt740
    @itsalexilixyt740 3 роки тому +10

    2:41
    “You have to be extremely careful”
    *steps in the bush on purpose*

  • @stilloweme7861
    @stilloweme7861 3 роки тому +42

    This is me the whole time of the video:
    - hiding in the comments -
    - having anxiety -
    - not watching in full screen -
    - trying not to click off the video -

  • @nattttttttttttttttttttttttttt1
    @nattttttttttttttttttttttttttt1 3 роки тому +11

    2:10 who the hell goes to the desert with crocs!!!!!?

    • @medjed7268
      @medjed7268 3 роки тому +1

      Right? Tf...

    • @CozyyTayy
      @CozyyTayy 3 роки тому

      Right!! That’s the real question?? crocs and shorts, at least where boots and long socks 😩😂

  • @duncanpage1556
    @duncanpage1556 9 місяців тому +1

    I hear Cylindropuntia are attracted to Purple Crocs !!! Lol Hello from Alberta

  • @barrettbarker8343
    @barrettbarker8343 4 роки тому +70

    I am currently wearing crocs, but I'm also not walking amongst the cacti...

  • @antonioaiken1771
    @antonioaiken1771 3 роки тому +17

    Me: don't flick it , don't flick it
    Oh she flicked it

  • @t-poison1731
    @t-poison1731 3 роки тому +13

    "In case you fall into a bush of cactus"
    Oh ok. Understandable, have a nice day

  • @themannyzaur
    @themannyzaur 3 роки тому +1

    Voice and the actual video are complete opposites that i can't stop laughing 😂😂

  • @Simplylynnie
    @Simplylynnie 3 роки тому +20

    The woman : You will unlikely die from this cactus? 😅
    Me : 🥲✋🏽

  • @Pichustrikesback
    @Pichustrikesback 3 роки тому +4

    lol I didn't know wether to laugh or feel bad, particularly at 1:47 🤣but then at the end seeing her stepping in the cacti again with her crocs I tought: well, lesson not learned 😄

  • @TiltedTripodMedia
    @TiltedTripodMedia 4 роки тому +10

    Sorry I know it very painful but listening to the screaming in the background was hilarious. Also listening to you say don't pull them off with your had right as the lady is doing just that