Dr. Strangelove - Precious Bodily Fluids

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  • @salacioust6616
    @salacioust6616 8 років тому +1146

    "Luckily, I was able to interpret these feelings correctly."
    One of my favorite lines in movie history.

    • @romilrh
      @romilrh 2 роки тому +61

      First ever film to depict post-nut clarity

    • @duellingscarguevara
      @duellingscarguevara 2 роки тому +11

      It was a magical era...Angela Lansbury asking “how many, varieties of communists in congress”, in the Manchurian Candidate is up there.

    • @MarcillaSmith
      @MarcillaSmith Рік тому +2

      @@romilrh No, sorry.

    • @sartorious56
      @sartorious56 Рік тому +1

      @@duellingscarguevara "Jessica Tandy, asking “how many, varieties of communists in congress”, in the Manchurian Candidate"-- do you mean Angela Lansbury?

    • @duellingscarguevara
      @duellingscarguevara Рік тому

      @@sartorious56 sorry yes, one of the funniest lines In film. I think autocorrect did that, I know the “fly on little yellow bird” lady well enough, (from the portrait of Dorian Grey). The boys are editing my posts. An earlier one is altogether gone. (They can do it, quite legally).

  • @brentdey2244
    @brentdey2244 Місяць тому +92

    This is one of my favorite speeches by Robert Kennedy Jr.

    • @theobot2000
      @theobot2000 11 днів тому +1

      Ha! In this film the world is destroyed thanks to a lunatic rogue general, despite the best efforts of a sensible president. From January 2025 the lunatics are in the White House.

    • @jojojojo4332
      @jojojojo4332 7 днів тому

      @@theobot2000 Who will be the doctor ?

    • @theobot2000
      @theobot2000 3 дні тому

      @@jojojojo4332 Some rightwing weirdo who likes rockets.

  • @AdmiralZinji
    @AdmiralZinji 8 років тому +1356

    "...Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly."

    • @AdmiralZinji
      @AdmiralZinji 8 років тому +46

      Story of my life.

    • @Joebonjoe
      @Joebonjoe 4 роки тому +7

      i even use to say many of gen. rippers shit-phrases until this days, some people immediately say ,,whaaaat,, It's even funnier if you see the irritated faces of people because they actually think that I made this up myself, especially with young punks or hip hopers, you immediately look like an ayed-in-the-wool politician from another time

    • @praetoriandorn3154
      @praetoriandorn3154 4 роки тому +15

      @Suffer No Fools Ripper is 100% Alpha

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @spleniuscervicis1734
      @spleniuscervicis1734 3 роки тому +7

      In the 2020s, he would interpret them as not wearing a face mask, not getting a vaccination, denying an electoral loss, and storming Congress.

  • @Tindometari
    @Tindometari 10 років тому +1280

    That camera angle was absolute genius.

    • @alejoparedes2388
      @alejoparedes2388 6 років тому +74

      Absolutely. This isn't just funny as hell, it's also an impeccable work of filmmaking.

    • @halfaworldaway
      @halfaworldaway 6 років тому +11

      Oh my god, ikr?!

    • @moshomaniac1
      @moshomaniac1 6 років тому +53

      Kubrick was always amazing with the camera, angles, and playing with light. A true genius.

    • @dr.peter.parkinson
      @dr.peter.parkinson 5 років тому +31

      He is truly a magnificent genius, when you see the movies you understand why Kubrick was so called a perfectionist, he was very commited to his art

    • @pod9363
      @pod9363 5 років тому +23

      Even though he's sitting below Mandrake, the angle looks like he's towering :O

  • @dasein9980
    @dasein9980 9 років тому +2267

    "I do not avoid women, Mandrake. But I do deny them my essence."

    • @OpusBuddly
      @OpusBuddly 9 років тому +99

      And hence no little bastards running around!

    • @arenring505
      @arenring505 8 років тому +99

      "Women sense my power and they seek the life essence." I know this to be true!! They melt in my mere presence and wish to become one with me!!! But Mwhahhhaaahaaaaaa!!! Semen retention is empowering!!! Fuck a sexy feminist good but deny her empowerment. She wants to be empowered she's gotta obey my every command!!!!

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 8 років тому +143

      ".... Communist subversion, communist infiltration, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impify all our precious bodily fluids!"

    • @999klondike
      @999klondike 8 років тому +38

      +Thomas Begen All that cigar smoking made him impotent.

    • @dasein9980
      @dasein9980 8 років тому +57

      Poppycock, 999klondike. General Ripper did not inhale or impurify his precious bodily fluids.

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 2 роки тому +1582

    This man had the most intense post-nut clarity of all time.

    • @rvkice23
      @rvkice23 2 роки тому +190

      no nut. He's not afraid of women. But he does deny them his life essence.

    • @mightytaiger3000
      @mightytaiger3000 2 роки тому

      your mothers really damaged you guys, didn't they?

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 2 роки тому +49

      @@rvkice23 That one time, though.

    • @JagerFrostTroll
      @JagerFrostTroll 2 роки тому

      Moron, he was practicing semen retention.

    • @julianborges1569
      @julianborges1569 2 роки тому

      Haha

  • @babler11
    @babler11 10 років тому +2129

    I just realized on another level how ludicrous and awesome this movie is. The world is completely annihilated in nuclear holocaust because this crazy general felt empty after having sex and drew the conclusion that the reason was an international communist conspiracy.

    • @MrLimborace
      @MrLimborace 10 років тому +81

      Brilliant you discovered the wheel....must be under 30.

    • @stiggyh
      @stiggyh 9 років тому +42

      +Electric Wolf and he's smoking a cigar and of course it can't have anything to do with that -

    • @kylejosephsen9388
      @kylejosephsen9388 9 років тому +101

      Maybe it's because he's denying women his essence...

    • @MrLimborace
      @MrLimborace 9 років тому +27

      Undoubtedly a "turgid" fellow.

    • @aramfingal5180
      @aramfingal5180 7 років тому +58

      Sounds more like he lost his erection during sex. He says "during" not "after" and seems embarrassed to talk about it and proud of the fact it hasn't happened again.

  • @kristinarain9098
    @kristinarain9098 8 років тому +189

    "There will only be one course of action... *Total commitment.* "
    ♡♡♡

    • @pervasivedoubt150
      @pervasivedoubt150 8 років тому +6

      Кристина Дождь I love that line. It's really impactful.

    • @BlindBosnian
      @BlindBosnian 2 місяці тому

      He's talking about war, not love, you know

    • @kristinarain9098
      @kristinarain9098 2 місяці тому +1

      @@BlindBosnian why would you think I w as questioning that...? Because of the hearts...? Wow. Just... wow.
      Have another drink
      Pack another bowl
      Burn another spoon
      Whatever you do yo get high you should prolly stop but I ain't one to judge or tel you what to do.
      I will, however, give you some advice: look before you leap

  • @moshomaniac1
    @moshomaniac1 3 роки тому +130

    Kubrick was such a masterful director. This scene is so effective with the camera angle, lighting, etc. The fact that this film was made right after the Cuban missile crisis makes the film even more daring.

    • @davisworth5114
      @davisworth5114 2 роки тому

      no, it was made after JFK was killed.

    • @kayzeaza
      @kayzeaza Рік тому +5

      @@davisworth5114 no the film was filmed before the Kennedy Assassination. The first test screening of the movie was actually suppose to be November 22nd, 1963, the day Kennedy was killed. So the film release was pushed back to January 1964. So it was already done by the time of kennedy’s death but released after

    • @easye89211
      @easye89211 5 місяців тому

      It wasn't very popular when it came out lol

  • @fredfinks
    @fredfinks 10 років тому +507

    I love Mandrake's attempts to humour and calm Ripper and his eventual realization that he has gone batshit insane.
    C'mon, why dont you and i put our guns down and just talk it over. Yes, Jack!

    • @ksztyrix
      @ksztyrix 6 років тому +27

      fredfinks He is most sane person in whole movie

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 5 років тому +14

      @@ksztyrix In all fairness Prez Mufley is pretty on the level too.

    • @lagrangepoint9386
      @lagrangepoint9386 4 роки тому

      @@ksztyrix Ah yes, always blame the Jews.

    • @lordpendragon4867
      @lordpendragon4867 4 роки тому +23

      Mandrake almost had problems with Coca Cola company

    • @fatheroflatus
      @fatheroflatus 3 роки тому +1

      @@lordpendragon4867 It's on accounta them pre-versions.

  • @sidDkid87
    @sidDkid87 9 років тому +669

    *"Women sense my power - and they seek the life essence"* ~ General Jack D. Ripper . . . Easily one of the top 5 films of all time - Kubrick was a genius - imho -

    • @stevenpaul6999
      @stevenpaul6999 9 років тому +3

      awesome

    • @bonaygoldhagen1831
      @bonaygoldhagen1831 9 років тому +1

      That and the raven

    • @bonaygoldhagen1831
      @bonaygoldhagen1831 9 років тому +3

      Forevermore

    • @remc70
      @remc70 9 років тому +9

      sidDkid87 I wonder back in the 60’s and the 70’s with all the end of the world fear mongering and duck & cover and Kennedy death is when are country started to fall a part.

    • @JDLamps1
      @JDLamps1 9 років тому +7

      +sidDkid87 "I was overcome with a profound sense of fatigue"

  • @drewid88
    @drewid88 4 роки тому +75

    Those little whimpers from Sellers are an absolutely masterful piece of understated acting.

    • @Jauhl1
      @Jauhl1 Рік тому +4

      Funny thing is that it's not acting. He is desperately trying not to laugh. His choked whimpers was kept in the clip since it sounds nervous, but it wasn't scripted.

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 3 роки тому +131

    The look on Peter Seller's face as he subtly realizes that Sterling Hayden has gone insane

    • @773SleepyHollow
      @773SleepyHollow 2 роки тому +10

      And the thing is, some say that Sellers was fairly bonkers in real life.

    • @Retro-Future-Land
      @Retro-Future-Land 2 роки тому +1

      @@773SleepyHollow To do his whole thing it's probably essential to be insane.

    • @GRasputin91
      @GRasputin91 7 місяців тому +1

      Even better the discomfort on his face as Jack sits down on the couch next to him 😂

    • @easye89211
      @easye89211 5 місяців тому +2

      The sense of how uncomfortable he is through his voice. Kinda like talking to alot of people today that kinda what I sound like

  • @diddlididdli1376
    @diddlididdli1376 8 років тому +483

    Back when you weren't bombarded with dramatic music every damn scene

    • @Kunsoo1024
      @Kunsoo1024 4 роки тому

      What music would work here?

    • @daaavid6344
      @daaavid6344 4 роки тому +39

      @@Kunsoo1024 none, is perfect the way it is

    • @Jayenh
      @Jayenh 4 роки тому

      Watch Day of the Jackal (original!)

    • @mrsirman2177
      @mrsirman2177 3 роки тому +7

      @@Kunsoo1024 cardi B probably

    • @RossSmith-wd5mj
      @RossSmith-wd5mj 3 роки тому +1

      @@Kunsoo1024 'Magical Mystery Tour`

  • @RobertSmith-bz5ug
    @RobertSmith-bz5ug 10 років тому +366

    Hollywood has often talked of a remake. Some movies can never be remade.
    To remake this film is like saying the incredible and unique talents of Peter Sellers, George C. Scott, Sterling Hayden, Slim Pickens, and of course Stanley Kubrick didn't make it the classic it was and always will be.

    • @GClephMusique
      @GClephMusique 10 років тому

      I dunno bro. that general is key lol

    • @barryaiello3127
      @barryaiello3127 10 років тому +27

      Let's hope, no, lets pray no one is stupid enough to attempt to "re-boot" a movie as perfect as this one is.

    • @barryaiello3127
      @barryaiello3127 10 років тому +6

      *****
      Agree, and it's just so perfect as is, the very definition of "black comedy"..

    • @oscardump
      @oscardump 10 років тому +6

      They could remake the "theme" of this movie, but it would be entirely different, and awful.

    • @joeyxl3456
      @joeyxl3456 9 років тому +6

      +Robert Smith ...and don't forget Keenan Wynn with the Coca Cola Company line.

  • @BionicGroin
    @BionicGroin 10 років тому +625

    The last 20 seconds sums up my approach to romance. They'll never get my bodily fluids.

    • @neversaynever234
      @neversaynever234 10 років тому +3

      hahaha!

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit 8 років тому +25

      Is that because they never give you the chance?

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 років тому +13

      Hillary is coming to get your fluids and your guns.

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 років тому +1

      aachelabelaaron Will that have fluoridated water in it ?
      She is probably so full of commy fluids that she won't notice.
      Best to put in Nitric acid and go for the witches eyes....

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 років тому

      aachelabelaaron In a "Stay Behind Force" the answer is yes.
      Everything is adaptable for use in Goo Rilla warfare.

  • @sneadh1
    @sneadh1 7 років тому +112

    Dr. Strangelove is as relevant a warning today as when it was made.

    • @politicalpartyagnostic268
      @politicalpartyagnostic268 2 роки тому +10

      Perhaps more so.

    • @clarkavenue6654
      @clarkavenue6654 2 роки тому +4

      Yep

    • @dkupke
      @dkupke 2 роки тому +1

      A common strain among these crazy militias popping up all over is that they don’t allow themselves to masturbate because they must “preserve their bodily fluids.”

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 2 роки тому +4

      @@politicalpartyagnostic268 Lol not even close, are you crazy? You have no sense of the context this movie was made. Nothing today compares to the Cuban Missile Crisis, to name just one.

    • @zinodz8774
      @zinodz8774 2 роки тому +2

      @@LordVader1094 you the guy who bet his life on it ?

  • @sumeetdadwal9313
    @sumeetdadwal9313 8 років тому +117

    I first became aware of it mandrake during the physical act of love. This line always cracks me up no matter how many times i hear it.

    • @RyanToolbox
      @RyanToolbox 4 роки тому +9

      Thankfully I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. LOL

    • @kimmolaine8069
      @kimmolaine8069 2 роки тому +1

      He will never allow himself to feel vulnerable again.

    • @davidgifford8112
      @davidgifford8112 5 місяців тому

      Of course that was way before he became a Brigadier, back then he was known a “Major Droopy”

  • @Kitties_are_pretty
    @Kitties_are_pretty 6 років тому +467

    They're putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay.

    • @nojoke1976
      @nojoke1976 4 роки тому +32

      It’s true tho, look up the effects of endocrine disruptor on wildlife it fuck up their organism

    • @ivan8960
      @ivan8960 4 роки тому +18

      They are. Atrazine (made by Syngenta, now wholly owned by the communist chinese). Atrazine is banned in the EU but not in the United States.

    • @Kitties_are_pretty
      @Kitties_are_pretty 4 роки тому +22

      ​@@ivan8960 The Red Chinese are attacking the masculinity of our frogs. This is only the first step.

    • @crimsonstrykr
      @crimsonstrykr 4 роки тому +12

      @@ivan8960 I think its the way that sentence interprets environmental pollution as some sort of crack pot conspiracy which makes it rideculous.

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 4 роки тому +16

      How do you know the chemicals are making the frogs gay? Maybe they were gay before, maybe its a frog lifestyle choice and just like people in the 70's, a certain segment of the amphibian is proudly coming out and declaring their identity. If a frog wants to be gay what business is it of yours?

  • @drewid88
    @drewid88 4 роки тому +75

    The final line of that speech drops in out of nowhere,, like an ice cube down the back of the neck. And Sellers whimpering noises responses during the "essence" bit are utterly genius

  • @garrison968
    @garrison968 12 років тому +48

    One of the greatest films ever made.
    You will go far to find another comedy as well directed as this one.
    Plus the case is spot on, especially Scott, Sellers and Peter Bull.

  • @gaozhi2007
    @gaozhi2007 11 років тому +116

    This movie will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus. And purify your precious bodily fluids.

  • @formivore
    @formivore 13 років тому +214

    What a great performance. I love the slow burn as you realize this guy goes from military crazy, to McCarthyite crazy, to totally batsh*t insane crazy.

    • @brandonmassey6158
      @brandonmassey6158 2 роки тому +2

      Project venona

    • @pattate9636
      @pattate9636 2 роки тому +2

      Curtis LeMay levels of crazy.

    • @finnw8231
      @finnw8231 Рік тому

      That's the point they're all basically the same.
      All of the people have crippling insecurity, weird sexual pathology and are constantly in fear. That's what drives the pseudo religious anti communist zeal

    • @davidgzesh8952
      @davidgzesh8952 Рік тому

      Sterling Hayden was largely underappreciated. If you liked his dleivery in this movie, go watch him in Johnny Guitar, opposite Joan Crawford

    • @SamuelFeltman-gs4hm
      @SamuelFeltman-gs4hm Рік тому

      @@pattate9636 His character was based directly off of Curtis Lemay, right down to the cigar chomping. Crazy fuck

  • @-dash
    @-dash 3 роки тому +678

    I love how coherent he is _right_ up until he mentions the fluids. Once he mentions the fluids, it all breaks down into absurdity, and its clear that he's out of his mind.

    • @bellinghammond
      @bellinghammond 3 роки тому +50

      and that one additional comment is used to undermine all the *lucidity* that came before it...

    • @AnotherPilot1
      @AnotherPilot1 3 роки тому +46

      Had your vaccine yet?

    • @JackJackKcajify
      @JackJackKcajify 2 роки тому +39

      At the very start, he seems very convicing, i thought he was going to continue to bluff the collaboration of the the president and pentagon, but then once he says " there is no possibility of returning the wing, there will be only one course of action open. total commitment." After he says that you realize he did this himself, and hes a certain type of crazy.
      But then when he mentions fluids you realize hes totally insane and absurd.

    • @JackJackKcajify
      @JackJackKcajify 2 роки тому +1

      @Jim C. you dont know fuck all about medications

    • @najneindustrijaliziraniji
      @najneindustrijaliziraniji 2 роки тому +29

      dude, he is straightforward paranoid nutcase from the beginning

  • @qetoun
    @qetoun 8 років тому +64

    I live by his teachings.

  • @samizdatbroadcasts7654
    @samizdatbroadcasts7654 10 років тому +687

    Decades before Alex Jones ...

    • @apc9079
      @apc9079 7 років тому +3

      Hehe your joke from 2 years ago just made me chuckle. Inception.

    • @FTZ360
      @FTZ360 6 років тому +26

      +Rick O'Shay - He's making a joke about both the General's and Alex Jone's paranoid obsession with chemicals in our water sapping our masculinity, not just about any old conspiracy.
      Jones said "What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby... I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay!"
      Meanwhile, General Ripper claims that commies don't drink water because fluoridation is a commie conspiracy to sap our "essence".

    • @marquisewilliams3904
      @marquisewilliams3904 6 років тому +3

      If only Precious Bodily Vitality existed...

    • @michellemichelle707
      @michellemichelle707 6 років тому +7

      @@marquisewilliams3904 You know I really do hate the Americans that are so fixated on the whole tap water thing. In my country, we do not at all have acces to purified water. We have to buy at absurd prices from independant water purifiers. Because the goverment cannot afford, to provide free and purified water to anyone.
      In America, they have it for free and pure and then they claim it's got chemicals that makes them gay. What freakin' gives?

    • @photobro123
      @photobro123 5 років тому +6

      Crazy people have been around long before alex jones...

  • @ara9ond
    @ara9ond 10 років тому +35

    Hilarious. So brilliantly understated and so hilariously funny. What a masterpiece of comedy.

  • @mattj2217
    @mattj2217 12 років тому +47

    god how did the guy playing Ripper deliver this with a straight face. Brilliant.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn Рік тому +5

      he was being serious, didnt even know he was being filmed actually.

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 Рік тому +9

      Sterling Hayden was a very interesting dude. He never studied acting, looked at acting as just another job, and let the directors direct him and boom. Some reporters asked what his secret was and he replied, "I just learn the lines and do as I'm told." Hayden was actually a sailor, loved boats and loved the sea and acted only as a means to support that lifestyle and maintain his boat. When he was sailing no amount of money could lure him back to shore.

    • @nononononononono379
      @nononononononono379 Рік тому +6

      ​@tedwojtasik8781 he also fought with Tito's partisans in Yugoslavia. He was a communist himself but was coerced by the FBI to giving up the names of other known communists in Hollywood. His career was essentially over , at least for major roles, until Kubrick begged him to play the part. The idea that Hayden is even playing this role was a joke in itself, and one of the best casting bets ever made.

    • @Materialist39
      @Materialist39 Рік тому +2

      @@nononononononono379extremely sad that someone who fought with Tito got squeezed by McCarthyism but what a cathartic role it must have been to play

    • @LordUnas
      @LordUnas 11 місяців тому +3

      Reportedly Peter Sellers himself had trouble keeping a straight face during these scenes with Sterling Hayden. There is another scene where General Ripper is cajoling Mandrake, putting his arm around him, and the latter is laughing very nervously at Ripper’s total insanity and his own inability to do anything about it. This was actually Sellers struggling to keep it together because he found Hayden so absurdly hilarious that he was on the verge of breaking the whole time, which Hayden was aware of and so was deliberately trying to wind Sellers up. It made for an amazing scene.

  • @Digscomics
    @Digscomics 8 років тому +59

    Ripper kind of reminds me of one of my old co-workers. Mandrake's reactions are pretty much the same as mine.

  • @gammadion
    @gammadion 2 роки тому +7

    This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time. I can't help but grin when I watch it.

  • @verisimilidude1
    @verisimilidude1 6 років тому +25

    Perhaps one of most underrated actors in film history. Absolutely brilliant...

  • @recnepsgnitnarb6530
    @recnepsgnitnarb6530 9 років тому +142

    Sterling Hayden did this in one take. True skill.

    • @arenring505
      @arenring505 8 років тому +30

      old movies did longer cuts... old movies have real acting

    • @julialivingston-adams2909
      @julialivingston-adams2909 8 років тому +7

      Yeah, longer cuts make the actors more motivated to put in their all. Better cinematography too, in many cases. Movies like Roman Holiday, To Kill a Mockingbird, Night of the Hunter, even old ones like Modern Times and the Cabinet of Dr. Caligari--shot as if the cameraman was painting a picture! Stunning!

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit 8 років тому +18

      They did it in longer cuts and in less takes because they had to use physical film and had fewer cameras. You can't really just point to the few good, memorable movies from back in the day and say old movies are better, because we've simply forgotten the bad ones, just like we'll forget the bad, modern movies in due time.
      Long cuts are still in use today, as well. See the church scene in A Knight's Tale, or most scenes in a Tarantino film.

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 8 років тому +3

      Only considering who the director is and the hell he put most actors through to get what he needed.

    • @apc9079
      @apc9079 7 років тому +14

      You mean this take was finished in one sitting but he had to do this scene 40 plus times, he talks about it on an interview, he says it was the worst day in his film career.

  • @Alenthas
    @Alenthas 8 років тому +545

    Alex Jones watched this and thought it was a documentary.

    • @joeyxl3456
      @joeyxl3456 8 років тому +44

      it is

    • @valhallaforever1
      @valhallaforever1 7 років тому +31

      Frogs are turning gay. What do you think is causing that?

    • @TerminalLanceOfficial
      @TerminalLanceOfficial 7 років тому +5

      stay woke

    • @GoatzombieBubba
      @GoatzombieBubba 6 років тому +10

      WE do not need fluoride, it is a toxic chemical.

    • @kcgilford518
      @kcgilford518 5 років тому +13

      Actually, according to Daniel Ellsberg, who leaked the Pentagon Papers and also was involved in US nuclear "readiness" plans, Dr. Strangelove is a documentary; that is, a base commander could (and maybe still can, Ellsberg is not sure) start WWIII on his/her own.

  • @getit9066
    @getit9066 3 роки тому +8

    “The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.”
    Truer words . . .

  • @gibbynyc6482
    @gibbynyc6482 4 роки тому +28

    hollywood could use a few Sterling Haydens. He left school at sixteen and went to sea. By the time he was 21 he had his captain's papers and was skipper of a cargo schooner that he took around the world. He tried acting and made two movies right before WW2 started. He quit to go to war. In WW2 he was a marine who was recruited into the OSS (precursor to the CIA). He spent the war in Yugoslavia behind Nazi lines where he commanded fishing boat that was used to rescue downed fliers and smuggle them to safety, deliver weapons to the resistance and conduct recon voyages of Naxi held waters. After the war he returned to movies and carved out a unique career that lasted three decades.When he got fed up with Hollywood nonsense he'd take to the water again and sail wherever his whims led. He lived...really lived and brought all of that to the screen.

    • @sattva6089
      @sattva6089 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks for this, you elaborate him so well

    • @easye89211
      @easye89211 5 місяців тому +1

      They don't really make people like that anymore

  • @hankwicklund2182
    @hankwicklund2182 6 років тому +41

    GGTOW: Generals Going Their Own Way

  • @yam83
    @yam83 8 років тому +189

    Sterling Hayden is a champ. Those lines, especially about the cause of his impotence (a commie plot, obviously) are completely bonkers.

    • @Agent1W
      @Agent1W 8 років тому +3

      "DON'T SAY THAT WORD!" --Joe Salucci, _Airplane 2_.

    • @nmatavka
      @nmatavka 5 років тому +35

      It wasn't actually impotence - you'll notice he mentions "a sense of fatigue" after giving his women "his life essence". i.e. tired after cumming, like every other guy on the planet.

    • @comanchio1976
      @comanchio1976 5 років тому +10

      The French even have a term for it:
      la petite mort = the little death

    • @davidw.2791
      @davidw.2791 4 роки тому +1

      Nick Werner-Matavka And you know, he’s OLD.

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 роки тому +4

      @@nmatavka and why do you think guys get that way? Because all of your energy is spent ejaculating, so in a way, Ripper is not only right. But has the correct solution to the problem. Deny them your esscence

  • @OutsideNila
    @OutsideNila 14 років тому +9

    A timeless classic that should be required watching. Kubrick was such an incredible genius.

  • @davidschwartzguitar
    @davidschwartzguitar 3 роки тому +16

    Ripper Brand Condoms: “Accept the woman, deny the essence.”

    • @muznick
      @muznick 2 роки тому +2

      And save 18 years of your salary.

  • @jonobrow
    @jonobrow 6 років тому +30

    I struggle to decide whether this is the best Kubrick gets. Sure, it's a deeply comical scene, but it's also just about the most succinct presentation of the central theme running through all Kubrick's work, of the fundamental confusion within human nature between love and violent struggle.

  • @bfan6032
    @bfan6032 8 років тому +112

    I like to go to bars and order distilled water and pure grain alcohol.

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 8 років тому +18

      Or rain water

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 років тому +6

      That's what they drink isn't it ?

    • @vanislefan
      @vanislefan 8 років тому +13

      He said in another interview that he muffed his lines , like 48 times straight , was freaked out and dripping sweat about this, when Kubrick finally calmed him down, and told him his panicked state of fear(the look in his eyes) may be exactly what they were looking for in the character! He went to a nearby bar , had 2 or 3 double shots of Black Label scotch, came back and was able to finish the scenes as we can see in this magnificent film. One of the more memorable acting performances in history- albeit a little crazed and over the top.

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 8 років тому +7

      That was a good choice. Because The character Jack Ripper comes off as a war hungry guy drunk that went nuts over the paranoia of commies lol

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 років тому +2

      vanislefan I thought this was a documentary....no ?

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism 9 місяців тому +1

    This is the moment this film went from a good, older movie, to rolling on the floor hilarious.

  • @RicardoSF77
    @RicardoSF77 11 років тому +67

    This is the best fuckin' scene in whole cinema history!

    • @malachy1847
      @malachy1847 11 років тому +1

      Maybe breaking out the rations flying over Russia... 'prophylactics'

    • @ritualentertainment
      @ritualentertainment 3 роки тому +2

      No that would be the phone call scene. Can't top that one!

    • @jorawesummme609
      @jorawesummme609 3 роки тому

      There are better scenes

  • @ragavkrishna4844
    @ragavkrishna4844 4 місяці тому +2

    Sellers absolutely killing it with his nervous laughs😂

  • @critter7052
    @critter7052 10 років тому +7

    hilarious, sterling hayden and his" bodily fluids" rest in peace.....thanks for posting!

  • @Craigmayville
    @Craigmayville Рік тому +2

    This is the absolute best video on UA-cam.

  • @Nelsonhojax15
    @Nelsonhojax15 14 років тому +28

    aww, you didn't have my favorite Ripper quote
    " Why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!..."

  • @balerjohnson3099
    @balerjohnson3099 11 років тому +6

    Greatest movie in the history of movies...Greatest scene you are watching now.

  • @danmccormick8592
    @danmccormick8592 8 років тому +19

    You can't fight here..! this is the War Room!

  • @lonzo61
    @lonzo61 Рік тому +1

    What a movie. It deserves a spot among the top 200 hundred movies ever made--if not the top 100.

  • @MartinSage
    @MartinSage Рік тому +12

    It would have been impossible for me to not Crack Up saying those lines. Hayden said he went on a break to a local bar and took 2 double shots. After, he did his lines spot on.

    • @wannabgod4291
      @wannabgod4291 Рік тому +1

      That is a great story, I have never heard it before.
      You I love.

  • @cyclelt89
    @cyclelt89 14 років тому +2

    I loved the movie from day ONE in the 60ties, my favotite movie of all times. I must have seen it 100 times, after I got it on DVD.

  • @MerkinMuffly
    @MerkinMuffly 8 років тому +197

    Pure genius, Hayden lived life like he acted, bad ass. He did tours in WWII running dangerous missions in Yugoslavia and Croatia unlike that coward John Wayne who dodged the draft all of WWII.

    • @seanseanston
      @seanseanston 8 років тому +30

      Also ironic that he was once a member of the Communist Party, considering his most famous role.

    • @workwillfreeyou
      @workwillfreeyou 6 років тому +1

      Merk- Exceptional work you do.

    • @MWSin1
      @MWSin1 6 років тому +18

      Wayne's World War II status was more complicated than that. He was a family man, which classified him as III-A (deferred on grounds of family dependency). By the time men initially classified as III-A started being drafted, Wayne was beyond the draft age limit. He repeatedly said he wanted to volunteer after "one or two more pictures" but his studio threatened to sue him for breach of contract if he tried to enlist.

    • @telephonic
      @telephonic 6 років тому +4

      John Wayne just like Bush Jnr and Trump...a coward.

    • @officialgoogleyoutube
      @officialgoogleyoutube 6 років тому +9

      My understanding is that Hayden took roles like this because he felt terrible for ratting on communists in Hollywood. He also played a corrupt, authoritarian cop. My theory is just a theory, but I think it makes sense.

  • @MrCollusion
    @MrCollusion 8 років тому +8

    Fantastic!

  • @sandrolobzhanidze96
    @sandrolobzhanidze96 8 років тому +226

    Jack T Ripper is /pol/ incarnate.

    • @360Nomad
      @360Nomad 8 років тому +50

      No, that would be Dr. Strangelove

    • @adelinamarin6526
      @adelinamarin6526 7 років тому +27

      Ripper is /k/

    • @bringar8279
      @bringar8279 7 років тому +10

      The only difference is that pol is full of incels, while the general is volcel.

    • @DragonSlaveKnight
      @DragonSlaveKnight 7 років тому +2

      "get the coordinates to an ISIS training base to have Russians bomb them" except that Ruski never bomb ISIS, they fought rebels. Also, "Americans are collecting Russian biomaterial for a biological weapon" Putin Huilo, 2017. Look it up. For all your crazy conspiracies blaming USA for stuff, there are Russians ACTUALLY being like that.

    • @ksztyrix
      @ksztyrix 6 років тому +1

      Ostap BENDERovetz Muh rebels!

  • @electricrussell
    @electricrussell 8 років тому +71

    Lol. Is this Alex Jones' dad?

    • @mzmadmike
      @mzmadmike 8 років тому +1

      Is Mother Jones the mother of Alex Jones?

    • @Kunsoo1024
      @Kunsoo1024 4 роки тому

      How could it be if he denied women his essence?

  • @McMeevin
    @McMeevin 11 років тому +85

    Muh fluids

  • @Virtuoso80
    @Virtuoso80 8 років тому +70

    I love how he says, "fluids." It strikes you right then just how completely insane he is.

    • @adelarsen9776
      @adelarsen9776 8 років тому +5

      The whole movie is about sex....all of it, from beginning to end.

    • @vinylhedgehog5574
      @vinylhedgehog5574 8 років тому +19

      Ade Larsen "Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."

    • @realitycheck1092
      @realitycheck1092 5 років тому

      I don’t think they called it “nut” back then

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 роки тому +3

      Ripper isnt insane tho. Hes the BEST and hes right

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 роки тому

      @@franciosdeaeruiu7555 only the *sanest people* blow up an entire country after misdiagnosing fatigue after sex to be a communist plot.

  • @rdklarnet55
    @rdklarnet55 4 роки тому +4

    25 years later, this scene is still absurd! And clean as pg

  • @tagirattana
    @tagirattana Рік тому +2

    Such a great movie.

  • @smiechu47
    @smiechu47 8 років тому +120

    NOFAP 2017

  • @SuperStig23
    @SuperStig23 9 років тому +53

    Although a black comedy Strangelove is still the best movie about the casual insanity of the Nuclear cold war, this scene played with absolute deadpan perfection by Sterling Hayden is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen, anybody else old enough to remember the 60's and 70's will agree, we were told to dive under our desks at school, duck and cover, it was all lies. The threat of Isis is but a pimple on the ass compared to the total extinction of ALL life on our Planet.

    • @SuperStig23
      @SuperStig23 9 років тому +2

      SuperStig23 I almost forgot that if they had Viagra back then General Ripper might never have sent the GO code.

    • @edouardpierrebatemebande4393
      @edouardpierrebatemebande4393 8 років тому

      +SuperStig23 what is the go code

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 8 років тому

      The threat is not the same for everyone. The US might just blow any weapon out of the sky, on general principals. I'm not really sure what our policy there is? We do have the capability to do that today though.

    • @1pcfred
      @1pcfred 8 років тому

      ShinXari
      While nuclear weapons have been proven in ideal test situations war is rarely an ideal circumstance. Under that manner of harsh conditions technological artifacts tend to break down frequently too. It is actually shocking how poorly some weapons systems work in battle compared to when tested. 90% can go down to 10%. That is usually attributed to operator stress. People panic, and make mistakes.

    • @laughingalex7563
      @laughingalex7563 8 років тому

      +Paul Fredrick It still does not change the fact that there are still enough nukes in the world that even a single percent of them could easily wipe out most life on the earth :(.

  • @alarrain83
    @alarrain83 16 років тому +19

    The bodily fluids speech is, for me, the most hilarius line in the history of cinema.

  • @Deleriyd
    @Deleriyd 8 років тому +6

    I love this actor

  • @MichaelSmith-jw8qw
    @MichaelSmith-jw8qw 7 років тому +4

    hysterical and still relevant speech! love it

  • @harry2928
    @harry2928 Рік тому +1

    "feed me Mandrake".
    a Thorazine-Haldol cocktail injection after securing him in an extra snug-fitting straitjacket would solve part of the problem.
    R.I.P. Mr. Sterling Hayden, an icon of cinematic history and Indelible in American nostalgia forever. we miss you sir.

  • @hardasanut
    @hardasanut 4 роки тому +30

    No lie, feeling that threat to my precious bodily fluids right now. August 2020

    • @franciosdeaeruiu7555
      @franciosdeaeruiu7555 3 роки тому +2

      Hows the threat feeling now?

    • @DarthFerder
      @DarthFerder 2 роки тому

      Well how about now, march 2022?

    • @Blox117
      @Blox117 2 роки тому +1

      he's dead, jim

    • @hardasanut
      @hardasanut 2 роки тому +1

      @@DarthFerder Got preoccupied looking for my cowboy hat.

  • @drsirin666
    @drsirin666 8 років тому +2

    Beautiful. Absolutely perfectly beautiful.

  • @EliDEVITTSpeaks
    @EliDEVITTSpeaks 8 років тому +85

    That moment when art predicts the future..

    • @DragonSlaveKnight
      @DragonSlaveKnight 7 років тому

      When Russian "president" started talking about American conspiracy to collect biomaterials or Ruski people, I immediately thought of this movie.

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 6 років тому +5

      Past repeats
      And fiction is inspired by reality
      There for
      Art
      Shows past.

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 4 роки тому +2

      @Suffer No Fools You're why mankind cannot be trusted with nukes.

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 4 роки тому +3

      @Suffer No Fools I'm not the one claiming that the guy who wants to blow up the world is a model of clear-headed rationality.
      "muh SJWs on college campuses, let's set off the nukes to trigger the libs"

    • @im.thatoneguy
      @im.thatoneguy 3 роки тому +3

      2021 reporting in. Oh boy, you've got no idea.

  • @gatorcountry3821
    @gatorcountry3821 6 років тому +2

    Amazing movie, never gets old.

  • @xyro3633
    @xyro3633 2 роки тому +79

    So basically he destroyed the world due to a case of post-nut clarity. Excellent.

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator 2 роки тому +6

      He was right, you know? We are to deep in this madness to recognize that.

    • @mummyjohn
      @mummyjohn Рік тому

      THANKS to a case of post-nut clarity.

    • @emperorpalpatine6239
      @emperorpalpatine6239 Рік тому +2

      @@Invocated_Agitator You missed the point of the film, didn’t you?

    • @Invocated_Agitator
      @Invocated_Agitator Рік тому +1

      @@emperorpalpatine6239 The point of the movie is one thing. Whether the point that movie is trying to make being true or not is another. Just like this character actually being right is it's separate thing. It's something that should be pretty easy to understand, yet it somehow escaped you.

    • @emperorpalpatine6239
      @emperorpalpatine6239 Рік тому +2

      @@Invocated_Agitator Tell me, did commies get to your bodily fluids yet?

  • @mickeymousebiker1
    @mickeymousebiker1 13 років тому +2

    Great camera angle. Some of the best movie dialog -- ever. Kubrick is a genius. I wonder what Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover would have thought of this flick?

  • @JohnLutherable
    @JohnLutherable 6 років тому +6

    poor Mandrake, the look on his face is one of a man looking at a completely deranged one

  • @barnsoldat91
    @barnsoldat91 15 років тому +1

    God bless that man, God bless America.

  • @kenllacer
    @kenllacer 8 років тому +42

    Man, this makes me want to light a cigar.

  • @copee2960
    @copee2960 7 років тому +2

    Hayden is hypnotic you just cannot take your eyes off him.

  • @demonikfunk
    @demonikfunk 8 років тому +7

    Mandrake get over here! help me with this belt!

  • @stephenmark6781
    @stephenmark6781 Рік тому +2

    Paranoid schizophrenia is not a good look for an air force general with access to nukes. I absolutely love this movie.

  • @johnleake5657
    @johnleake5657 Рік тому +3

    My God, when I first read about the QAnon theories and the mad 'plandemic' theories, it was this that came to mind. America has a true talent for utterly barking mass hysteria, and they have 'gifted' these ideas to the rest of the world, God help us!

  • @NEILL-xq3sp
    @NEILL-xq3sp 6 місяців тому +1

    Best film ever made!

  • @HPSmugscraft
    @HPSmugscraft 5 років тому +9

    "War is too important to be left to the politicians. They neither have the time, nor the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought."
    I unironically agree.

    • @JohnSmith-kz8yo
      @JohnSmith-kz8yo 4 роки тому +1

      And it isn't left to politicians..they just have to make it legal.

    • @republicempire446
      @republicempire446 4 роки тому +2

      You are suggesting to remove civilian control where Founding Fathers knew it was a bad idea?

    • @brendanfletcher5216
      @brendanfletcher5216 4 роки тому +1

      The general is advocating fascism here, even down to the 'Someone must stop the commies' origins.
      It is not something you should agree with.

    • @mechanoid2k
      @mechanoid2k 4 роки тому +2

      @@brendanfletcher5216 Being anti communist doesn't mean you're a fascist you fucking communist.

  • @jameshood1928
    @jameshood1928 4 роки тому +1

    One of the most memorable films with great scenes between Sellers and Hayden. The moniker of precious bodily fluids has found it's way into our lexicon.

  • @mickeymousebiker1
    @mickeymousebiker1 13 років тому +11

    This STILL asks the question: "Do you really know what's in our drinking water?" I love the camera angle. What's in Ripper's cigar? Mandrake's response is one of total disbelief, as he shelves his true thoughts -- he also just goes along with Ripper (knowing full-well the General is insane). It's kinda like this every four years, when we vote.

  • @Astrobrant2
    @Astrobrant2 15 років тому +2

    One of the true master strokes in cinema history, these scenes between Ripper and Mandrake. Hayden and Sellers were peerless in these roles.

  • @psoren110872
    @psoren110872 8 років тому +11

    General Flynn will protect our precious bodily fluids!

  • @antarcticamoon
    @antarcticamoon 15 років тому +7

    "Women sense my power, and they seek the life essence"

  • @Person1865
    @Person1865 2 роки тому +3

    This is one of those movies my dad made sure I watched but didn't actually explain to me. It took me years to figure out what bodily fluid he was referring to.

  • @mygaffer
    @mygaffer 7 років тому +3

    What a great movie.

  • @Danimal1577
    @Danimal1577 8 років тому +15

    I am so using that line on women.

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 8 років тому +2

      Clever, man ;) Making them laugh always works!

  • @Squirel77
    @Squirel77 Рік тому +1

    In the war room, General Ripper declared,
    His precious bodily fluids, he cared,
    He rambled, he raved,
    And his sanity waned,
    A conspiracy, the nation was snared.

  • @ArkadiBolschek
    @ArkadiBolschek 8 років тому +13

    I remember watching this film as a kid. The last thing I could have imagined back then was that the whole thing about water fluoridation was not a crazy rant made up by the writers to show that Gen. Ripper was several cards short of a deck: it was an actual conspiracy theory doing the rounds during the Red Scare, and thousands of people bought it. This is one of those instances in which knowing the context actually makes the joke less funny.

    • @julialivingston-adams2909
      @julialivingston-adams2909 8 років тому

      Depends how you look at it. The Red Scare itself got pretty ludicrous at times. I recall hearing about an experiment conducted by a certain magazine of the period, may have been the Reader's Digest. They sent people around with vague 'petitions' that used charged language lifted word for word from things like the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. Most people they asked refused to sign the flyers, afraid that do so would be to support Communism. And that was AFTER they had read them!

    • @GearyDigit
      @GearyDigit 8 років тому +6

      People still believe it. Here in these comments you can see countless people talking about the virtues of 'semen retention'.

    • @NYCeesFinest
      @NYCeesFinest 8 років тому +2

      Well it is true that fluoride is a deadly poison.

    • @ArkadiBolschek
      @ArkadiBolschek 8 років тому +1

      So is chlorine, and we also put it in the water supply. So is *everything*, if the dose is more than your body can handle: you can poison yourself by drinking too much coffee. But those guys would have you believe that the water fluoridation program was a Communist plot to deliberately poison the population. Seriously.

    • @NYCeesFinest
      @NYCeesFinest 8 років тому +2

      ArkadiBolschek You fool go read the back of a vial of toothpaste it even has a warning not to ingest more than a pea-sized amount to call the poison control center immediately. One pea sized amount contains about 1/4 of a milligram of fluoride the same amount as in a glass of fluoridated tap water. So shut the fuck up and go drink your fluoride.

  • @andrewrosner9397
    @andrewrosner9397 3 роки тому +2

    One of the funniest movies ever. Thank you Herman Kahn for the inspiration given to Stanley Kubrick

  • @MauserBroom
    @MauserBroom 15 років тому +9

    I never thought i'd look back on this great film and decide that Ripper was right!!

  • @rynox77
    @rynox77 14 років тому +1

    One of the most funny movies ever. This is the stuff organizations like The Onion are made of. Give it amazing cinematography and you have a classic comedy.

  • @numbr6
    @numbr6 4 роки тому +4

    Failsafe is also a fantastic movie. It is the "serious" Dr. Strangelove. Largely a performance of Henry Fonda and a very young Larry Hagman, this movie conveys how deadly serious the Cold War actually was.

    • @vinista256
      @vinista256 3 роки тому

      And, of course, with the fall of the Soviet Union, nuclear Armageddon is no longer a possibility.…😱

  • @jf752
    @jf752 Рік тому +2

    he is who we need today

  • @arturobarreda596
    @arturobarreda596 Рік тому +3

    Finally, I found the origin of Feed Me Jack

  • @MrDRUID27
    @MrDRUID27 14 років тому +1

    I love this movie!!!

  • @stiggyh
    @stiggyh 10 років тому +16

    that last acknowledging of his insanity "yehhss" by sellers xD

  • @fredhaight3088
    @fredhaight3088 2 роки тому +6

    Let an older fellow provide a bit of perspective: I saw this movie when it first came out. Now, it is a great comedy. Then it was still a comedy, but also terrifying. It references several things that younger people might not know.
    1. Gen Ripper is not just some individual nut case. His profile is that of the "John Birch Society", which at the time, was fairly strong. They saw a vast conspiracy against democracy, and produced a book called "None Dare call it Conspiracy." Unfortunately they saw the conspiracy as communist, and they did promote the idea of fluoridation as a Communist plot, including the idea that it was "sapping our precious bodily fluids", which would eventually destroy us from within. There were many Birchers in the U.S. military leadership.
    2. Peace was kept by an insane and flawed doctrine known as MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction). The idea that no one could survive, or win a nuclear war, would function as a deterrent, and make nuclear war impossible. However The USSR (Russia), was way behind the U.S in building nuclear missiles. Many in the U.S. military and CIA pushed for the idea of a "Pearl Harbor-like" preemptive nuclear strike, to take out the USSR, in a surprise attack, before it could obtain parity, and the "opportunity" might disappear. Discussions were held, as to what would be "acceptable losses" for the U.S., including entire cities, and numbering in the millions. Documents declassified in the 1990's, show that President Kennedy was being pushed in that direction. We came closer in the Cuban Missile Crisis, than most of us imagine.
    So, insanity ruled on many levels, and the danger of starting a nuclear war by miscalculation, was real, as it is today, in the ongoing "demonization" of Russia.

    • @RW4X4X3006
      @RW4X4X3006 Рік тому

      Nailed it. No fan of Putin here, but the Ukrainian government is no different than the Russian government. Both corrupt as all hell cabals. And the common people are stuck in the middle, chewing on it.

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 3 місяці тому

      ""demonization" of Russia."
      Don't want criticism, don't invade countries.

    • @BlindBosnian
      @BlindBosnian 2 місяці тому

      @@nonegone7170 And you better shut up on matters you know nothing about