For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a UA-camr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life. When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos. But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself. As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life. When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken. Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most. -playing minecraft again 06/27/24 -really sorry 02/19/24 -Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24 Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now. Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN. #BETHEKEN
Ken woke up to find himself transformed into a plate of spaghetti, his human form now a tangled mess of noodles and sauce. His once-familiar world had become a chaotic jumble of cutlery and plates, each forkful of his existence a reminder of his lost humanity. Trapped in a surreal and indifferent kitchen, Ken grappled with the absurdity of his new condition, struggling to comprehend the meaning behind his strange, pasta-bound fate.
Texan here. I want you to know Austrailia is basically big Texas. Texas has more people, GDP, etc. But austrailia is independent. Also, I want you to know that Texans are the end of every joke in America about our accent (along with New Jersey), but we are the only correct way to speak Texan. Yes, we do say Y'all and talk with a deep accent (even us city folk from fallas) but when typing, we seem like the rest of y'all. In real life, You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much. Online, we are among y'all, hiding and waiting. Love from texas Ken. Hope you can visit once more.
Dear ken, i just wanted to lyk that your videos are what get me through my day. I'm a uni student and everytime i come home stressed after a long day of study I find that you uploaded a new video and that makes my day. So thanks buddy ❤
Opening a PO Box was the best decision Ken has made in a while
@Cristiano7-b2knot the Cristiano bot 😭😭😭🙏🙏
The names senders use to refer to ken on the label got me in a state of shell shock
And the minecraft server was the worst
im loving when kendick lamar opened up the box of po rn
He needs to do more unboxing videos
His boyfriend in the glass is growing kinda fast
not as fast as my pekka grows when I watch Ken videos
this video’s yap:
ken fumbles a baddie at the airport and tries to grow a boyfriend in a glass that is too small
Thank you
Rating?
@@LoveLs4Life mm like 8/10
Damn, didn't even last a minute. Thanks Ken, now it's all over the screen.
What is
bro tf
Cum@@eat457
🤨
Only screen?
0:00 Ken starts talking about checking his PO Box
[insert unfunny timestamp comment here]
@@thesiIIiestgoose [insert sad dickhead]
@@thesiIIiestgoose what the sigma?
7:33 Ken has a freudian slip
his mailman must have a proper laugh dropping those off
1:19 the way Ken says "please Pekka" reminds me of how he talks to his boyfriend when he whips out his Pekka
I wish I was his pekka
@@isuckatediting6898 same
Botswana constitution read-along when?
Please
would be good for content, WHAT IF HE BRINGS ALONG A GIRL AND READS IT TO HER AS SHE PLAYES CLASSH FOR THE FIRST TIME
He's gotta stop the fumble first lol@@iwanttostoptime4400
@@iwanttostoptime4400nah he brings along a guy and they oil up and make out
For me, Ken is not just a guy. He's not just a UA-camr. He's not even an idol. In my eyes, Ken is a style of life, Ken is my life. At the end of the day, Ken truly is life.
When I wake up, the first thing I do is watch one of his videos. If there are any new ones, i will watch them as soon as possible. I specially enjoy watching them in 0.5 speed, that way I can truly savour every and each moment that Ken creates for his viewers, for ME. I like listening intently to every word that comes out of his mouth, taking a lesson from every story he tells on his videos.
But anyways, I'm getting ahead of myself. You are probably thinking to yourself: Why? Why Ken? Why is he life? Well, ermmm... that's a lot to unpack, but I'll do it just so you can become a true Kenner yourself.
As you can see, Ken is everything for me, and I live like him for he is my life.
When he shows a new deck in Clash Royale (the best game ever made), I immediately change my deck to his, that way I can feel closer to The Ken. I can become The Ken. When he pushes trophies in Brawl Stars (the second best game ever made), I push trophies. Now I have a healthy 150.000 trophies. Thanks, Ken. The Ken. Even when he changed his setup to his kitchen I followed his way and did the same. Now my mom can tell me how disappointing I am while she cooks me food. Nice, thank you, The Ken.
Every second I long for the new Ken upload. I live to watch Ken's videos. I watch every new deck, gamemode, tomfoollery, shenanigan and yap. These are my bread and butter of every day. Now you might be wondering: what is so special about Ken? what videos inspired you to follow him to the ends of the Earth? Well, my little weasel I will list some of his videos that influenced me the most.
-playing minecraft again 06/27/24
-really sorry 02/19/24
-Ken makes it VERY clear that he is NOT interested in women 08/05/24
Of course, I feel obliged to mention The Ken's right-hand man: Oiled Up Highlights. He sums up every bit of Ken's wisdom. He knows The Ken. He gets The Ken. And just how I aspire to be one day, he IS The Ken, he Lives The Ken. Oiled up gets what Ken is trying to say, he takes his message across just so people can become Kenners, similarly to what I am doing right now.
Now rise up Kenners, rise up and don't be like the pipsqueaks that reject The Ken. If you think he is cringe, embrace the cringe. Embrace The Ken. BE THE KEN.
#BETHEKEN
who the fuck is ken
HAHAHAHAHAHAH this is that funny lmfao
All is Ken!
#BETHEKEN
Next level glaze
we all love ken #BETHEKEN
Say bye to ur ad revenue again at 0:21
I know you have knight unlocked on clash royale. Your account is mine.
@@PartyPhil1How do you know that? Omg, Did you hack all of our accounts? 🤯
8:45 BRO THAT DAGGER DUCHESS TWEAKIN 😭😭😭
You mean dugger dachess
das what i thought
Ken woke up to find himself transformed into a plate of spaghetti, his human form now a tangled mess of noodles and sauce. His once-familiar world had become a chaotic jumble of cutlery and plates, each forkful of his existence a reminder of his lost humanity. Trapped in a surreal and indifferent kitchen, Ken grappled with the absurdity of his new condition, struggling to comprehend the meaning behind his strange, pasta-bound fate.
Modern day Franz Kafka.
Ken Drake Diddy Tyson is wild 💀🤣
not really, It's literally his full name
1:19 ken showed his true voice
9:45 Ken clearly explains how is he is not interested in girls and likes men. Ken is not interested in women and he clearly describes this.
Ngl that video was pretty good. Then the weird mustache Australian dude started speaking
0:00 ken starts YAPPA YAPPA 12:12 kens stops YAPPA YAPPA
Ken's boyfriend in the back growing stronger every day
Its okay Ken, every time you fumble a baddie you become slightly less likely to fumble the next one.
bro was able to drag a story about a girl who he had a small conversation into 12 minutes and says he "fumbled" " 😭🙏
10:35 exactly he wasn't thinking straight
He was thinking gay
10:52 i don't think the bar is the best place to get wife from
10:27 clasic ken
sh🤫🏳🌈
1:54 ken admits that his evolved log is leaking elixir
💀💀💀
Texan here. I want you to know Austrailia is basically big Texas. Texas has more people, GDP, etc. But austrailia is independent. Also, I want you to know that Texans are the end of every joke in America about our accent (along with New Jersey), but we are the only correct way to speak Texan. Yes, we do say Y'all and talk with a deep accent (even us city folk from fallas) but when typing, we seem like the rest of y'all. In real life, You can always tell a Texan, but you can't tell him much. Online, we are among y'all, hiding and waiting.
Love from texas Ken. Hope you can visit once more.
Texas will soon take over the world and I will gladly be a foot soldier for the glorious Texas empire
10:27 ofc Ken doesn't think straight
0:57 I looked away for a second and heard my name that is the exact spelling of my name but thats not me.
Ken wasn’t thinking straight because he isn’t straight
Ken: I gotta stop swearing in my videos!
Also Ken: 0:19
My gorgeous king back at it
I love how Ken's video titles are the most generic clash royale bullshit but the actual thing in the video has usually nothing to do with clash
omg why is this the most real comment
Ken the type of guy to wiggle his toes after he takes his socks off
Ken sending himself packages with cute names is hilarious
I love when Ken whipped out his big Pekka and started hitting suspicious bushes with it !
When he starts doing it: 12:23
3:56 no i am from Portugal 🇵🇹
Ganda chico 💪
3:38 Ken’s freaky face
ken i will be sending my package soon be ready
The struggle to end the dynasty is what Ken excels at the most
Kens channel is like a reddit story with Minecraft parkour at the bottom
LMAO EST DESCRIPTION
Kennathan graced my home state of Texas with his presence and I didn’t even get to show him any of the gay bars☹️
True
i love that part when ken opens his hairy po box wide open and shows his suspicious bush
"How did he survive that" shortly after placing two pekkas against an inferno dragon.
ah ken ken ken.. where do i even start
The way he bum fricked that Mega Knight by making it jump all around oiled up was amazing.
9:13 Kevin gets to the point of the story
Average Ken fumbling potential girlfriend opprotunity
I love when Ken injects me with his experience wether I like it or not
Ken the type of guy to eat spaghetti with a spoon
oj: evo wizard is 100% balanced
ken: evo pekka is 100% balanced
Ken the type of guy to make weird faces looking in the mirror
Day five of petition to tierlist comments
he should rank things in the p.o box
signed
signed
Signed
Ken... please.. 🥺
It looks like there is minecraft furnaces behind ken. Must be living the minecraft dream
I could listen to Ken yap for hours and wouldn’t get bored.
Bros lore is very interesting 🔥🗣️
Ken, this video should be put in your commentaries playlist
"I have the most normal accent" Ken saying no: "noeigh"
You’re the reason I wake up in the morning ken
Ken didn't fumble the baddie he was just on the grind grinding so he could get a boyfriend
I grew up watching idubbz do bad unboxing videos, now you have po box. You should make a full video of only mail unboxing thatl be so fun to watch!
Song? 12:04
Darude - Sandstorm
Ocarina of Time Start Screen Theme
@@camynpoossey6940no it’s not it’s the main menu for the legend of Zelda ocarina of time
Ken is the king of failing to secure the bag
Buddy has got to level his tornado to 15
I started watching the video in the morning and finished it watching at night, omg he's still rambling on about this baddie in the airport :(
I love the part when Ken opens the PO boxes
Watching Ken for his Clash Royale gameplay 😐
Watching Ken to hear him yap for 15 minutes 🗿
Welcome to another episode of Ken fumbling the bag
Self glaze been going crazy recently Ken
What I’ve learned from ken: girls come to you somehow question mark, and dont fumble every time and ill be fine
Dear ken, i just wanted to lyk that your videos are what get me through my day. I'm a uni student and everytime i come home stressed after a long day of study I find that you uploaded a new video and that makes my day. So thanks buddy ❤
Thanks for filling us with your content again🥰
D.Savage outro music is flames, Ken.
Ken has a common theme of fumbling baddies
Ken is the modern day mordecia, always fumbling.
Woke up, saw Ken not oiled up, day ruined.
you made me bust five times simultaneously. thank you kennethy
Hey Ken, sorry about that match earlier. I accidentally spilled my elixir early when you were talking. My bad!
Just got an idea
Play XBow Tesla but instead of XBow play Princess
Respond if this sounds fun
Ken lost his ad revenue in 21.64 seconds today, let's see if he can beat it in his next video?
Oh my skibidi sigma Lord comments really fell off💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@timeout0775what the ohio are you yapping about lil toilet?
@@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo2795a beta like you won’t understand our sigma fanum talk 🗣️
@@timeout0775 There are way worse comments then that...
Ken the Only Australian we love you
men really said: "if u don't sound like me your wrong"
Supercell on their way to make Clash Royale which was almost unplayable before to literally be the definition of unplayable now…
Bro are you a bot you're literally everywhere
I hate you Niteshade_
Bot
I had a stroke tryna read this. 😭
Summary
Ken joins mile high club with an absolute baddie
Me and my family actually drove to texas from new york! Took 2 days lol
I predict he's gonna say "Ehrmmm 🤓" at least once
you should make a travel vlog when you go on your trips in october
10:26 yeah we know you don’t be thinking straight Ken 😏
After 30 minutes of trying to tell his story, Ken finally gets to the point.
Ken LITTERY has women approached him yet he fumbles, bros shaggy
Bro has not only pulled more baddies than me, but singlehandedly lost more than his entire audience combined
holy dandruff 😍😍
First guy had a crazy midladder deck 😂
6:40 Pekka t pose goes crazy
That one guy made you eat tomato sardines for nothing
bold of you to assume i don't already watch your channel almost solely for the life lessons
I love when ken injects his experience into me 😰
0:28 You’re an evolved bummer. 👀
“I think flirt” she did NOT fw you lil bro 😭🙏
Calling daddy Ken lil bro has to be a criminal offense
You're not him pal.
@@-ClerzZ- I am pal I am him
idk why would she attempt to make small talk
@@xr_glyphe9690 probably to flirt with him tbh 🤷♂️
Bro i cant watch ken in the family room he screams like hes being killed for meat
MOM WAKE UP, KEN HAS POSTED!
Cool video, keep it up man!
I love when evo bomber throws its balls all over Ms. Pekka makes me kenum
dr diddy drake tyson disrespect this is such a good video