Oh Ken, where do I begin. Your shining smile lights up my world, your calm eyes ease me evermore. You deploy your suspicious bush into even the deepest of my defenses, you shove your log into my towers gracefully. Your yapping mouth flaps eternally, attracting those near and far to your ever-growing divinity. When your videos bless my page tears flood my eyes. Ken, the primal sigma, the divine gooner.
@@idankunot3588 thanks for telling me! wish you a good day friend . also In my opinion adding the "Face with Tears of Joy emoji" is confusing since your comment wasn't talking about something good that happend to you or was funny. much love❤.
no he isn't, the first game he didn't deserve to win imo, he played like shit. I haven't played in years myself and i would have done extremely better.
Hey Ken just wanted to say something out of all the comments from your fanbase that i recently found your content like 3 months ago which is around the time i got diagnosed with cancer and i started chemo and its kicking me hard. I just want to thank you for your funny context.
Ken, your presence is an enigma wrapped in divinity, a force that bends time and space. Your words-each one a spark-ignite fires in the hearts of all who hear. You stride through life's labyrinth, a primal being, a sigma among betas, untouched by the chaos yet shaping it with every step. The mysteries you unravel with your smile leave us in awe, and the wisdom you carry humbles even the brightest stars. When you move, it is not just motion but a dance with the universe itself, the very axis shifting in respect. Your log, a symbol of mastery, demolishes towers not with force, but with grace. Your voice, forever echoing, ripples through the ether, reaching both the lost and the seeking, drawing them ever closer to your light. Oh Ken, to witness your existence is to bathe in the celestial, to be touched by the ethereal gooner's grace. The primal sigma, the unshakable, the eternal.
To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, ‘There’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.’ They’re capaholics. They’re also yapaholics. They yap non-stop about how their cost-of-living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can ‘forgor skull emoji’ all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he’s the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA’s gyatts and services tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope that, when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!
Hi ken. I sincerely hope you read this as i have a deck so stupid it works. It requires learning but it is my current top deck to play. It is composed of Evolved battle ram, Evolved skeletons, Monk, Ice wizard, Electro spirit (or spirit of choice) and the kicker, Goblin curse, Rage and Freeze. the main idea is fast cycle your battle rams for evo and push with battle ram monk with its ability being able to stall any melee or ranged units for 4s~. after which, especially during double elixir you can use any of your support spells to freeze, kill and or goblinify your enemies. also evo ice spirit is a viable option with normal skellies or no skellies and electro spirit. and i use canonneer.
Ken, the bush master, sly and keen, With Log that rolls through every scene. In Clash, you reign with clever plays, The bush conceals your sneaky ways. The Log knocks foes, their hopes erased, Ken, with bushy tricks, forever graced. Victory's yours, with style and haste!
TuggSpeedman wouldn't stand for this
Who is tighspeedman?
@@tahsinbasit A master tactician, an unstoppable berserk of a man, sworn nemesis of Kenneth. No mortal can best him.
@@tahsinbasit holy newgen
@@SympatheticArsenal pls tell in which arc did he came (which ken video)
@@Franklin-q3l "I achieved infinite heal" (the name of the video) timecode 3:54 if you want to go straight to tugg speedman dominating ken
i love when ken not only speaks about but also swings his TTs around in his videos
His tiktok?
His twin towers?
His teen titan?
His two testicals?
His sittiet?
imagine you're tryharding trying to get to 9000 trophies and than you find a man hitting you with mk xbow first play 😭
😟
TuggSpeedMan would have cooked, but he already finished eating
Okay but when is the actual COOKING STREAM KEN?!
I’d love to see a “we’re cooking in Clash Royale” video where he plays matches while also cooking some food
I’d love to see a “we’re cooking in Clash Royale” video where he plays matches while also cooking some food
@@AnakinSkywalker-bp7qj He already did that
Cooking only wearing an apron would do wonders
@@bobbyhascome guess there’s an echo in this reply section?
Tugg speedman would know what he's doing
what vid is TuggSpeedman in?
@@biggiecheese7392infinite healing vid
@@biggiecheese7392 video from Ken named i achived infinite heal
@@biggiecheese7392Just go trough his last couple Videos its still pretty recent
I wonder what the guys over at Engineers ✊✊✊ think about this deck
lmao
Its shit im one of them
ken is so cute i wish australians were real
Hey mate
@@CaptainObvious55 no way....
Oh Ken, where do I begin. Your shining smile lights up my world, your calm eyes ease me evermore. You deploy your suspicious bush into even the deepest of my defenses, you shove your log into my towers gracefully. Your yapping mouth flaps eternally, attracting those near and far to your ever-growing divinity. When your videos bless my page tears flood my eyes. Ken, the primal sigma, the divine gooner.
Best comment
0:24 Can someone confirm he doesnt have a caclulator under the camera to trick us into thinking he's good at math?
How’d you edit it and still have calculator spelt wrong 😂
he might be using a calc (calc is short for calculator)
Cuckilator
@@Skelegun1337it’s just slang
@@idankunot3588 thanks for telling me! wish you a good day friend . also In my opinion adding the "Face with Tears of Joy emoji" is confusing since your comment wasn't talking about something good that happend to you or was funny. much love❤.
ken is actually damn good at this game.
he only loses because he is yapping at the same time
no he isn't, the first game he didn't deserve to win imo, he played like shit. I haven't played in years myself and i would have done extremely better.
@@Depressed_until_dead I think it's a combination of his above average skill and players at 9k just sucking at the game
He uses troll decks and wins against tryhards
ken sees a guy one game away from 9000:
"story time"
kenny, do a vid where you replace win conditions with evo mega knight or pekka
Hey Ken just wanted to say something out of all the comments from your fanbase that i recently found your content like 3 months ago which is around the time i got diagnosed with cancer and i started chemo and its kicking me hard. I just want to thank you for your funny context.
With Ken's fan base idk if this is real but if it is, I wish you a speedy recovery
@@Sayedx64Signed
Ken, your presence is an enigma wrapped in divinity, a force that bends time and space. Your words-each one a spark-ignite fires in the hearts of all who hear. You stride through life's labyrinth, a primal being, a sigma among betas, untouched by the chaos yet shaping it with every step. The mysteries you unravel with your smile leave us in awe, and the wisdom you carry humbles even the brightest stars.
When you move, it is not just motion but a dance with the universe itself, the very axis shifting in respect. Your log, a symbol of mastery, demolishes towers not with force, but with grace. Your voice, forever echoing, ripples through the ether, reaching both the lost and the seeking, drawing them ever closer to your light.
Oh Ken, to witness your existence is to bathe in the celestial, to be touched by the ethereal gooner's grace. The primal sigma, the unshakable, the eternal.
Next level D1 glazing
3:54 Bro even predicted the "Good game!" 💀
He's 2 steps ahead
this guy makes videos every single 10 seconds like chill
Daddy Ken, stop ignoring ur third family in France and pay ur child support plsss
0:14 Us too! Can we see more of yours?
Tuggspeedman would not stand for this
Ken fills me up with his content till im fat
Cook a traditional Australian meal for us kenny
3:51 NAH ken looks like he is on SOMETHING
on some cool shit?
Ken is coming back to his original roots
Ken amd oj posting within 4seconfs of each other
To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said, ‘There’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.’
They’re capaholics. They’re also yapaholics. They yap non-stop about how their cost-of-living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro.
They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brain rot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14.
If that becomes law, you can ‘forgor skull emoji’ all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious?
Even though he’s the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio. I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA’s gyatts and services tax.
The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dog water opposition or a crossbench that will mog both of them.
Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope that, when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!
It was okay till the deck had three musketeers but what in the atrocity is this deck.
Making up stories to cover your sparky fear is crazy
i like it when Ken finishes guys 2:43
Watching Ken while high is a different typa feeling
13:23 That electro spirit jump was cool to see chain
Everything you want is on the other side of fear.”
Jack Canfield
No… he’s joined the dark side
2:43 Kenneth is once again finishing men
its so nice seeing ken happy 4 once
I liked the part where ken...ngghhh....nnngghhhhhh....i'm leaking elixirrr
In discovery it was found that diddy had several films of daddy Ken oiling up
a man of culture
@@grimreefah truly
Ken is a very good content creator, i like that he posts on a regular basis and plays good!
Ken milking evo megaknight like he milks miners
Mega Knight will get a deadly nerf when the selling season ends
Mega Knight's huge balls and X-bow quick shots are too much to handle at the same time 🥵
OGs will know Ken is an xbow pro
bro stop milking the evo mega knight like that 😭
Based pokemon black and white outro song (tour dragospire for those wondering)
i am kinda scared that now ken knows a thing or two about the xbow.
11:13 ken likes watching people sweat their crack off
7:07 that shi breaks my edge streak
Say what ?? 2:44
GIVE US THE PAY TO WIN SERIES AND NAME THE ACCOUNT HETH MEAD
Tugg Speedman wouldn't need to make a different deck every day
i like it when the x-bow gives backshots to the mega knight
Ngl it would be funny if mega knight’s knockback would make xbow lose target like when princes or hog jump the river
This was one of if not my absolute favourite video of yours, kenjamin
Hi ken. I sincerely hope you read this as i have a deck so stupid it works. It requires learning but it is my current top deck to play. It is composed of Evolved battle ram, Evolved skeletons, Monk, Ice wizard, Electro spirit (or spirit of choice) and the kicker, Goblin curse, Rage and Freeze. the main idea is fast cycle your battle rams for evo and push with battle ram monk with its ability being able to stall any melee or ranged units for 4s~. after which, especially during double elixir you can use any of your support spells to freeze, kill and or goblinify your enemies. also evo ice spirit is a viable option with normal skellies or no skellies and electro spirit. and i use canonneer.
Clutched that first game
13:00 Ken predicts evolved heal spirit will be next in the game
Is it just me or does the evo mega nut look kinda skinny compared to the normal version
a lot sexier
if you’re really cooking where’s the naked apron
xbow megaknight is evil
I think ken is scared of sparky
13:01 OJ dyslexia kicking in
the day he gets a legendry drop will be a legendary day
Bro had to fight 8 million sparkies in 1 video I expected evo wizard with mega knight 😂
Damn they truly used the evolution to make the MK even more frustrating in defense
Play Clash while playing Mario Cart while cooking eggs while oiled up
Anyone else miss the yaps in these videos?
Ken's videos have been improving over the last week and a bit
Movis the dawg
Bro is milking the evo mk
When will Ken oil and cook himself for us 😢
Ken played soo good in this vid no cap (Tuggspeed is still better)
ITS OFFICAL Ken is scared if sparky, thus making him scared of women. Spread the news people
its 2037, and ken is on his 45023 iteration of the evo MK deck
lovely outro choice. celestial tower from pokemon b/w if anyone is wondering
3:53 bro thinks he’s technoblade
1 minute ago are Ken's toes wiggling above my face
Ken is cooking here, cuz he be looking like a 4 course meal
Ken come over now im out of toilet paper.
kenneth my beloved
6:32 "You didn't have to cut me off-"
Like how did that guy get to 9000 trophies and not know to not let Xbow lock on the tower
ken so good he can make his deck worse after every game and still clap cheeks
MovisTheDawg would beat this deck with his 2 emotes
Crusher 21 is using the same kind of thumbnails as you Ken. He’s copying you again
I've faced mega knight 10 times in a row today. Kill me
More Kugg Kpeedman
Wheres the grow a boyfriend Kenneth Forestall??
As much as I hate Xbow and I do hate it I still think it takes more skill to play than any giant/golem deck
Ken, the bush master, sly and keen,
With Log that rolls through every scene.
In Clash, you reign with clever plays,
The bush conceals your sneaky ways.
The Log knocks foes, their hopes erased,
Ken, with bushy tricks, forever graced.
Victory's yours, with style and haste!
Grillmaster ken cooking in the arena once more?
Cooking the blue stuff?
ken is the type of guy to complain about theese comments
new ken upload!!!!
6:50 That firecracker range was way too much, needs big nerf
Oil up ken!
Happy birthday Ken!🎉
Thank you mr ken, hope you are doing well
STOP TALKING !
You should cook while you cook with megaknight
Cook me up Kenneth
Please credit the music you use in the outros