Hottest Female UFC Fighter Tier List! Mackenzie Dern? Tracy Cortez? Polyana Viana?
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- Опубліковано 7 жов 2024
- Who is the most attractive best looking female UFC fighter? we find out in a tier list today! Mackenzie Dern? Tracy Cortez? Jessica Rose Clark? Polyana Viana? Alexa Grasso? Valerie Loureda, let me know what you guys think in the comments section below.
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The most traditionally attractive would have to be Polyana Viana, but if we're talking who I would spend a cozy evening with, big mac Dern may just take the top spot.
How tall are you?
Um as long as Dern has a ton of makeup on. If not then a bag might be needed…
Do the men's now brother xd
Your A-tier is pretty good, but past that it starts to get crazy. A lot of your B's look like D's and F's.
Congratulations Dan Hardy!
“Brian Ortega forgot about his kids for Tracy Cortez”
Bro I’m crying 😭😭
Thank you MMA Guru nothing for my confidence like a true alpha male sitting in a shed ranking me on a tier list scale. Honored to make the list 😂 Dan says thanks (not really)
LMAO
wonder who else has seen this but didn’t want to comment
@@Ev_box shevchenko is probably tracking down Gurus shed whereabouts ready with her gun
Nice.
😂
You gotta drop a like on this, you already know this has been completely demonetized immediately upon uploading.
6mins in and at least 3 checks haha
funniest video on ur channel
watch u do a video on mens appearance and get no strikes or demonetizations lol the double standard. on that note i would say luke s tier and whoever is the fattest and ugliest-faced flyweight would be D tier alongside that walking fridge shaped like a cupcake who barely won against the 40 yr old self help coach on TUF this season(perez vs maximus was the fight). reasons are obvious since flyweight are already short and tiny but imagine if u were a chubby ugly one too, at least the hws got some size i guess. if we talkin just the faces, then francis gotta have the nastiest face to match his hands. this is just about looks strickly, not that these ppl are bad ppl at all. im sure most mma fans would want to look like luke or costa
if you really wanted to get cancelled, u shudda put 2 white girls on S tier and put angela hill at D tier next to cyborg LOL watch all the RAS SIST accusations come flooding.
I like your name
"I'd let her triangle me and I'd eat my way out" has gotta be one of the funniest things I've heard you say Guru
“Amanda Nunez: A real handsome Chad of a female” 😂😂😂
a man da nunez
Guru makes a list on the hottest female fighters and still somehow finds a way to diss Israel Adesanya
He has got some ashy ass elbows tho
Lmaoooo 🤣
Still 10-7 guru 🤣
Rent free in that beanie
that's why we love him.
If the MMA community is allowed to roast Belal for looking like a Pilot martyr, Marvin for being an orc, Buckley for being a goblin etc then for the sake of equality we should keep that same energy for the girls. Good job for being impartial Guru ♿️
Lol your profile name and pic is wild
Holy shit, I'm just now seeing goblin buckley
I never saw Buckley as a goblin but now I will forever thank you Mrs Jones
You forgot the samurai, luke rockhold.
@@BudMasta he’s talking about nicknames due to looks. Luke isn’t called the samurai because he looks like one, but because he’s awkward asf and said some cringe shit in a presser lol
He did it. The mad lad did it. Big props!!!
This is great 😂
Guru is a throwback to a much better time period.
I come back to this video every 6 months
It’s time man
@@n3rdstuffz thank you for holding me accountable
It’s been 3 months & the Tracey Cortez Part still absolutely Cracks me up “ Brian Ortega Forgot his kids for Tracy Cortez “ Jesus man no T-City interviews in the future for you Good sir 😂😂
This is a certified MMA GURU classic.
Imagine Valentina in bed like: “No No No No. U have tu be perfect!”
💀
LMFAOOOOoooooo 🤣☠️
Valentina is the type of woman that needs you to get into all her nonsense bs to get her turned on
Just flirting and stuff isnt enough for "culture woman" like her
You need to smell on her forts kinda stuff
I want Valentina to show me what true Martial Artist is in bed
Weasle would have Khabib at S tier
This made me laugh haha, DC would have khabib and Islam joined at S tier
Nah aldo
@@cuzibear4048 I don´t get it, they are both obviously S tier (in men category)
Super comment
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
26:57 😂😂. Mate this whole video start to finish had me laughing. Another great vid MMA Guru!
😂😂 who was that?
@@justinsalussoiono. Some dude in the ufc lol
Josiane Nunes, unfortunately she was born without a neck@@justinsalusso
Isn’t that Jandiroba?
“Confuse myself enough to make it arousing”
That is a legendary sentiment.
Hey cool Adam
“A lot of triangle defense going on the Ortega household” 🤣🤣🤣 bro you need your own television show
I don't think we are appreciating enough how intentionally (and sometimes unintentionally too) funny Guru is sometimes. This content made his sense of humour being fully demonstrated.
So fucking funny
his impression of Shevchenko 🤣🤣🤣
Btw, can we appreciate the amount of Georgian fans GURU has? Soon there'll benso many ofnus, that he'll have to start shilling for Caucasus fighters, just luke the Weasle does, lol.
Yeah man he did a real good job of being blunt and funny enough for us regular followers who can take a joke but avoided going down certain expected directions that may have proved problematic 4da simps. Really did a good job and while I disagree with my fav two who fighting tonight , Joanna and Valentenia. He was consistent with his picks and he does havebfair points about them 2 so Not complaining.
Had me dying when he said granny face
Veronica Macedo got my respect
Josi nunes quick appearance had me crying hysterically
This is literally the best thing ive ever watched
so true
Gina Carano is the real undisputed S-Tier dime piece of all WMMA, let’s be honest.
Agreed
Facts.
No doubt
Yes
big true
I was literally laughing out loud at the Joanna part 😂 And yes there’s something about her
26:53 🤣🤣
That schmo interview XD
Can’t see how she could make the list.😖
@@tonypastor705 right? I don’t find her attractive whatsoever. And her trash talk is so cringe
@@jezebulls Tell me about it, glad she lost rematch to Weili.
Rose shouldn't be any higher then C tier.
came here for this
Jesus christ, I didn't watch he vid and rose made this list at all? Oh lord.
she looks like a boy 🤣even when she had long hair she was average lookin
Rose with hair is litle minx
@@edelmantoamendola i dunno... shes better with hair for sure but her face is ugly in my opinion.
Bro, when he screamed when he showed Josiane Nunes face at 27:00 it was the hardest I laughed all year
I looked up the fighter and yeah I started trying not to laugh. I was in a library
15:59 Bro guru never disappoints 😭😭😭This shit had me rolling
Draw a heroine addict 😭😭
Can’t believe he actually fucking said that 💀💀💀
😂😂😂
This is then content we're all here for
Had me dying the whole dam time. This is pure gold
now this is the list we needed
how about worst baby daddy ufc personalities.....cough cough noah
My friend made a list of the women in the UFC ranked by the attractiveness of their feet; I have teh screenshots and still have the list. We need guru to do the Beanie Cult Fan Foot Rankings in honour of my mate Levi; there would be nothing more degenerate
The intro alone has the funniest lines ever seriously spoken by an mma fan ever. The serious and deadpan nature of the delivery is just brilliant 👏
Rose Namajunas before hair cut S tier.
After hair cut D tier.
Good one.... 🙄👏
Before cut b tier.
"The chucky laugh is off-putting" 🤣🤣🤣Guru 2022
You really outdid yourself on this one guru. One of the best tier lists you have ever done
30 minutes of laughter. What more could we ask for!!
Misogyny at its finest. I am appalled. I need to speak to the MANAGER ASAP
Bro. Hahahah. I’m a few minutes in and this might be the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. 😂😂😂
Moral of the Story: MMA Guru wants to party in Latin America 😎
“The bottom lip of Shechenko is drier than Adesanya’s elbows”. Hahaha
Holy hell he actually did it
Honestly can’t believe guru didn’t put Virna Jandiroba at S tier.
C tier body, S tier eyes
Me and my brother call her the one eyed pea head. We do enjoy her fights :)
Don't do that
I like Virna...
As a fighter
@@Minimessiah42 lmao
@Ma Och no, that’s the Brazilian lab experiment with no neck.
Guru humor be having me dead asf Valentina “ima eat my way out the triangle”😭😂
Polyanna said In a Brazilian podcast (in Portuguese) she was talking with other chicks and I swear she said something about his “gift” or “blessing” so I’m assuming Covington is repping a Pringles can 😂😅
You would need a higher tier for Gina Carano in her prime. Wow.
Right? Lmao. Nobody comes close let's be honest here
Dayum. Was she a fine specimen in her prime. Hands down the prettiest lady in the UFC at the time. She had that super model face structure.
Gina Carano is still a high level A tier, even after getting jacked for her movie roles. So I definitely agree Gina in her prime was SS tier
face yes body was decent.
Simp
Our women in the UFC finally used in a tier list. Your a legend my brother🏆👊
Absolute gigachad Guru making the content for the people!
Joanna is underrated. I dont like her jawline, but shes decently pretty and her body post-retirement is just stupid
Yah she's def higher then c , I'd put her in high A
That “fuck me” attitude JJ has is what made me a UFC/MMA fan
I guess people find her attractive, but I just can’t even if I tried.
@@jezebulls she looks like nosferatu
@@learnedeldersofteemo8917 lmao spot on
@@streetplaya23 😅🕺
I always felt that way about her lmao.. It's weird how Guru did too 💀
Izzy bout to do a tier list of hottest males ufc fighters
15 minute mark and very fair judging, witty remarks, and great analysis. I cant disagree with any picks nor comments.
I swear to GAWD, when you put Lauren Murphy in the discussion, I literally almost cried, yelled, laughing....I had to cover my mouth and swallow the hardest unexpected laugh in YEARS!!!!
THANK YOU GURU!!!✊🤣🙌
LOL! The first thing i think of when I hear her name is either "Bar" or "Crack". LOL!
Aspen Ladd over Zhang Weili is absolutely outrageous
I dig Weili tbh idk about yall
@@atrioxiclean4996 you dig bald weili ?☠️
Say you gave yellow fever without saying you have yellow fever.
Agreed
I definitely don't have yellow fever, but hit is hot. @@RagingOatmeal
I laughed out loud at the "Gremlins" 😂
Yours Truly,
Guru's #1 Female Fan
#1 FEMALE fan !!
They don't exist 😂
My goodness it’s a female
👁 👄 👁
Thought they went extinct in this area of the internet.
Yeah, this is what I don't get. Guru assumes women will not find it funny or be offended if he trash talk a bit about some other woman's appearance while women trash talk about other women's appearance probably even more than men do.
We’ve found her
Gremlins, Granny Face, flat head, etc… just to name a few of the highlights
I never knew I’d die laughing at each pick I’m dead lmao
I couldn’t have asked for anything more than 30 minutes of stomach cramping laughter
Isn't this how the UFC approaches marketing anyways😂
Face gorgeous, body full, all natural... Veronica Hardy
A hotness ranking? Without a doubt S class not even debatable, easiest choice of my life, Congratulations Dan Hardy X3.
I love the adjectives used to delicately place the ladies around. Miesha Tate’s face is ‘creative’ 😂😂💯
no way he actually did it😭😂
26:54 I can’t breath dude stop please 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Bro I’m literally crying laughing
This was a quality video with great research put into it, my only issue is Rose Namajunas being anywhere above C tier. She’s like every 13 year old who wants to come off as the tough kid. Pat took his fantasy and made it a reality smh
"THINK IT, DREAM IT, DO IT"
Also she looks like a 13 year old, Rose simps are concerning
Pat Barry would also like to have a private word with you in the alley out back🤣
@@whatisreddin7367 “conceive, believe, achieve”
Rose is pretty tho
1. Granny Schevchenko
2. All polish chicks ( Karolina, Joanna,)
3. Grasso feet
I rewatched this video today and had forgotten how funny it is lolol. Pure gold
I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thank you good sir, you made my night tenfold
Same here. I’ll listen once a week just to have a laugh.
Same. When Carla Esparza’s picture popped up I was crying. She has such a funny looking face
A-MAN-da Nunez 😁🤣
Best Tier List to ever exist, subbed for life👍
Norma Dumont makes this list easily over some of the last row. And Janay Harding is one of the hottest bellator fighters
She was actually included, would've been at b TIER imo for the wagon, had to make some cuts to fit them all into the tiers
@@the-mma-guru bless your soul 🏆 no one should ever have to go through such stressful decisions. 🙏🏻 lfg !!
@@lilseal7524 What bout Diana Avsaragova in Bellator? She has S tier face imho
@@bloodbath3658 Tbh couldn’t spell her name so literally wasn’t able to include it even if I wanted to. tragedy avoided because of you🙏🏻
Norma Dumont is a beautiful woman. She’s got a great smile and some thicc backside
Rose is actually pretty stunning with her hair grown out and down. Although she has creepy vibes due to the grooming dynamic.
Waterson, not bad.
Even Zhang is charming in a way. I think her girth muscular-wise is a bit of a turn off for most.
she pfp most disturbing vibes to get from if she called you daddy in the middle of it. Pat barry corrupts her legacy
Not really the front door gets no deliveries and the backyard is tiny
Rise is an s back with hair
Zhang is still like 5 4 like ima full foot taller than here its not that big of a deal either
she looks like a child
I respect the courage you have to make this video
“A…man…duh… Nunes. Really a handsome woman” 😂😂😂 you’re killing me bro 😂😂😂
Bro said Meisha Tate’s face is looking creative. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rose should be switched with shevchenko
Ur godam right
Fact.
Idk how Valentina and O'Neil are C and Rose is a B lol
Switch Weili with Rose
Shevchenko is a high A if not a S
To put this in perspective this man was way more respectful doing this list than Dana was of Cris Cyborg. I actually felt bad for her
So true Dana had no mercy
Dana did nothing wrong
Lol Dana’s face and impression of her walking in heels looking like Wanderlei Silva is timeless
yeah but he never said anything about her that wasnt true lmao
I remember Dana saying cyborg looked like wanderlai if he had a sex change and put on some heels and makeup lmao 😂😂
Imagine your boss telling you, you look like a transsexual 💀
I cried my shit out when u put out Lauren Murphy from the basement LOL
I laughed hard when you said Casey O'Neill resembled Belal Muhammed😂
Damn I thought she was hot but now I could never look at her again smh
Am i the only one who finds Norma Dumont fine af? Jiggle physics and all
Nope.
Norma's fucking incredible. Definitely belongs with the JRCs and the Vianas of the mma world. Objectively probably not S tier but for my tastes she's absolutely S tier calibre
10000% especially after all of the beautiful Portuguese trash talk she did to Chelsea Chandler backstage tormenting her saying she had a loose pussy and other horrible shit. Nothing sexier than that. Combine that with the best dump truck in MMA and a great smile and she is at the top of A tier or S tier foreelztho.
Guru that Leavitt wife joke was insane😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
that fucking cut scream LOL
I can’t believe this hasn’t been done before how genius
sometimes i wonder if im the only one who thinks zhang is really cute
She is for sure
In a completely non sexual way, yeah.
I think she is too
Meh…..
26:52 whole video was hilarious but this was 😭🤣
My favourite part😂
It happened so fast I didn’t know who it was (TBF I don’t watch many women’s fights) - who the hell was it?
@@GeneQuintana Josianne nunes
Was just trying to find that again lol, nice one 👌
Bro I fucking died
I’d switch Shev and Rose
No
Fr rose is kinda meh
Yup. Polyana Viana is streaks ahead of the opposition. And as natural as they come. So beautiful.
She not natural she’s had some surgery
Thanks for having the balls to talk about this openly. We all talk about these things when watching fights after a few beers. But you're a man for stepping up and putting our collective thoughts out there in public.
If lipski isn’t S tier then it’s rigged
a man of culture
Only room for 1 at S tier. Consider A tier, S tier. They're all the cream of the crop
Ironing boards aren't eligible for s tier
I find her face pretty than Polyana’s.
Men of culture, we meet again.
26:56 I’m fucking weak 😂😂😭😭😭😭
Okay, now do it for the males. I feel that would be fucking hilarious.
I could see Valentina protesting her C rank like she protested the decision in her second fight against Nunes.
"How am i still...AND STILL??"
Him talking about Lauren Murphy got me rolling right now 😭😂
their goes the potential ufc commentary job
Rose has a permanent frown/ duck face combination
I thought the 12 hour stream was the biggest moment in the guruverse. This may be it though
26:55 this shit can’t get any funnier 😭😂😂😂
nice username
I died when he said "handsome Chad" of a woman 😂😂💀
Masterclass guru, well done mate. You outdid yourself once again.
damn
Colby really is the peoples CHAMP
he hit it for all of us
Guru is a jewish man of the people
Like Jesus? 🤔
@@nopuddingcups4360 like a handicapped Jesus. He turns water into Pepsi
this is your funniest video yet Guru. The Johanna part had me lmao until u hit Lauren Murphy. Nunes looks Costas older brother in that picture
Granny face had me dying
"Costas older brother"
Bro.. bruh
Nunes doesn't make My List you can VIEW @ the Top of the Comments Section: Nice lady, great fighter, but not quite in the discussion.
to be fair, costa is a very attractive men, i'd drink his secret juice😏
That scream for josiana Nunez 😂😂😂😂 and holly Holm is aging like cheese I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
Bruh, Jessie Jess is definitely up there… glad someone acknowledged it! I always root for her. Harley Quinn cosplay is a must!
Typical for a Brit to pick a girl with bad teeth for the A Tier (Dan Hardy's girl). Cheers, guru.
I did not notice she had bad teeth. Maybe he would be insecure if he got with someone with better teeth than him?
Guru just waited till Modafferi was out of the UFC to make this list fair cause she was an easy S tier
Not many things can make me audibly laugh out loud. This video accomplished that many times
the MMA guru is a fk chad for making this video. Absolute respect 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Been binging the channel recently, you cracked me up properly 3 times in this vid and I never laugh out loud
You are quickly becoming a daily watch for me. Underrated
You should have made an F tier just for Lauren Murphy.
🤣🤣
Lauren’s coach husband has words for you
@@timm285 lol I wouldn't doubt it.
damn 😔 everyone says Lauren is really nice too. She does look like she has CTE tho
@@abyss5883 I'm sure she has a wonderful personality, just ain't wonderful to look at unfortunately.
Joanna wants Colby bro and we all know it.