'Drilla' vs 'Yo my slime'

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  • @Ali-kg8oy
    @Ali-kg8oy  4 роки тому +13622

    Stay safe and wash your hands people.

  • @keeble4202
    @keeble4202 3 роки тому +8613

    The second guy was speaking in terms and conditions

  • @CRACKK
    @CRACKK 3 роки тому +14442

    😭😭😭 these guys definitely reading off a ‘key words’ sheet

  • @ed-id4ek
    @ed-id4ek 3 роки тому +9449

    Nobody:
    KSI acting like a roadman:

    • @futbolproactive3059
      @futbolproactive3059 3 роки тому +346

      He was a nerd in school now he acts road . Ethan is the worse all the arm movement he does and then says one word stops, one word stops, jeez bigman n dat jeez cmon. Embarrassing just be normal

    • @futbolproactive3059
      @futbolproactive3059 3 роки тому +90

      @@shuuuuushhshs2698
      I grew out of speaking black it's what 12 year olds do. Yo, bro and safe stuck. When someone lowers there vocabulary to sound cool and yard throwing in every word they know it's not genuine.

    • @RGBY-tv4hg
      @RGBY-tv4hg 3 роки тому +58

      I went to private school till y8 but I was there on a bursary so everyone there was posh, but I lived in a pretty rough area and ended up moving to a local school. When I finished school and met up with my private school friends they were all trynna speak hard but it was the cringiest shit cause none of them could pull it off and they were a few months back on the slang

    • @TaylorCxllins
      @TaylorCxllins 3 роки тому +31

      Innit ethan well thinks he's road 😂

    • @Jk-oz5qn
      @Jk-oz5qn 3 роки тому +1

      Its mbants not ksi

  • @j0ndav1s
    @j0ndav1s 3 роки тому +4600

    Me at the dispensary:
    "how may I help you, sir?"
    "not gonna lie mans tryna make a purchase"

  • @user-xi4gt4mb8u
    @user-xi4gt4mb8u 4 роки тому +12897

    "I'll happily purchase my guy"😂😂😂

    • @jow8480
      @jow8480 4 роки тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thatguy3221
      @thatguy3221 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aarontreasure4561
      @aarontreasure4561 4 роки тому +569

      That's if your active...

    • @KhaalifaOG
      @KhaalifaOG 4 роки тому +6

      h 😃😃😃😃😃😃😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    • @abzmaliboy1160
      @abzmaliboy1160 4 роки тому +39

      Man said happily str8 away gave it away

  • @carpathianhermit7228
    @carpathianhermit7228 4 роки тому +5084

    He tried putting in every single road word possible

  • @MichalPC
    @MichalPC 3 роки тому +2103

    Nobody:
    Undercover cop: *G*

  • @LeBeautiful
    @LeBeautiful 2 роки тому +1665

    the "ima blem a zoot with my boydem and gyaldem" gave it away 😂😂😂

    • @chef_nnova
      @chef_nnova 2 роки тому +193

      Nah, it's the "hello donny" that gave it away 💀

    • @georgia8592
      @georgia8592 2 роки тому +5

      Peace out tho 😂😂😂

    • @mokkaveli
      @mokkaveli 2 роки тому +8

      @@chef_nnova hello donny😂😂😂

    • @XxXx-wn9kz
      @XxXx-wn9kz 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 роки тому +61

      what about the middle class "yoooo my slime"

  • @ronaldporter2654
    @ronaldporter2654 3 роки тому +23952

    First guy would’ve been believable if man didn’t try to fit the entire drill dictionary in his sentences 😂

    • @hayfordsarfo6623
      @hayfordsarfo6623 3 роки тому +1900

      as soon as he said “yo my drilla” it was done🤣

    • @brainiestben
      @brainiestben 3 роки тому +739

      I'm surprised he didn't mention having a Rambo

    • @ox12drillinsider20
      @ox12drillinsider20 3 роки тому +17

      Digga D and SJ freestyle in pen ua-cam.com/video/nRLrc8boSU4/v-deo.html

    • @K4MZCWG
      @K4MZCWG 3 роки тому +657

      Nahh it was minute he said purchase 😂

    • @vin8754
      @vin8754 3 роки тому +272

      ye he actually could have been convincing if he talked normally

  • @junkcodes
    @junkcodes 4 роки тому +28095

    second fed was speaking in times new roman

  • @AF-we4re
    @AF-we4re 3 роки тому +2794

    "I wanna purchase the food from you Bruce, nobody else" 😂 red flag alert

    • @akselistad346
      @akselistad346 3 роки тому +43

      sus af

    • @KirinSD
      @KirinSD 3 роки тому +17

      Whos bruce ☠️

    • @akselistad346
      @akselistad346 3 роки тому +44

      @@KirinSD bruceck on deez nuts

    • @pieofchart
      @pieofchart 2 роки тому +1

      my man why is it "sus"

    • @NTK1997
      @NTK1997 2 роки тому +9

      @@pieofchart if he wants the work he can get it anywhere else why only from him that's why

  • @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox
    @GoHomeAndGetYourShinebox 3 роки тому +496

    "Boydem and geldem" nah you're doing too much fam 😂

  • @josh3306
    @josh3306 3 роки тому +12246

    he said “yo my slime” in the most middle class trust fund baby accent

    • @josh3306
      @josh3306 3 роки тому +9

      @Anglus Patria well no

    • @relliooprod
      @relliooprod 3 роки тому +45

      @Anglus Patria bro uno not only americans have a trust fund 😂

    • @relliooprod
      @relliooprod 3 роки тому +15

      @Anglus Patria ive never heard anyone say that lol idk why youre deeping it as well😂

    • @swahi2702
      @swahi2702 3 роки тому +40

      @Anglus Patria The second british empire ain't coming anytime soon bigman, sit down 😭😂😂

    • @relliooprod
      @relliooprod 3 роки тому

      @@swahi2702 looool 🤣🤣

  • @GirlWithAKamera
    @GirlWithAKamera 4 роки тому +15799

    Man even put drill in the background 💀💀💀

  • @ro0s522
    @ro0s522 3 роки тому +380

    "Grub my DRILLLLAAAAAA" "BRODEN" "BLEM A ZOOT UP WITH MY BOYDEM AND GIRLDEM G" some of the most famous quotes in UK FED history

  • @kitsumiii
    @kitsumiii 3 роки тому +677

    0:27
    “What ten ten- UGHH... what ten ten grub u got over dere” 😂

    • @hsmula1582
      @hsmula1582 3 роки тому +74

      Bro that had me on the floor

    • @josevanreyes
      @josevanreyes 3 роки тому +125

      The script had him in sixes and sevens loooool

    • @MK-my3tx
      @MK-my3tx 3 роки тому +80

      even he stopped believing in himself after that

    • @Ghost-196
      @Ghost-196 2 роки тому

      @@MK-my3tx 😂😂😂😂

    • @donself8182
      @donself8182 2 роки тому +1

      Best bit. In tears 😂

  • @tonyleepickthorne5502
    @tonyleepickthorne5502 4 роки тому +4669

    The fact the second guy had drill on in the background 😂😂😂

  • @LuxioV2
    @LuxioV2 4 роки тому +6510

    Yooo my slime, flawless execution 10/10 would incriminate and ‘get back on a quick ting brodem’

  • @mumflrpumble9107
    @mumflrpumble9107 3 роки тому +326

    Good day, my slime, it appears I'm in the unfortunate situation of having no substance. I have decided to query you on whether said product may be in your possession to be sold at a reasonable price.
    Do write back, yours faithfully MC Worthingston.

    • @bigherb
      @bigherb 3 роки тому +3

      lmao

    • @sosaonthebeat1695
      @sosaonthebeat1695 2 роки тому +5

      ian gone cap i would prolly believe dat more than the guy in the vid

    • @firstlast9846
      @firstlast9846 2 роки тому +1

      I was reading this with a straight face - - till that “Do Write Back” and I snorted loud af

  • @HassanPoyo
    @HassanPoyo 2 роки тому +158

    This is the equivalent of roadmen saying “furthermore” 😂😂😂

  • @kriptik1000
    @kriptik1000 4 роки тому +17853

    Imagine he’s not even a fed, just a nerd😂

    • @amstervlammer
      @amstervlammer 4 роки тому +1094

      thats whats i was thinking

    • @r95z
      @r95z 4 роки тому +321

      Best_EU lool ur wrong. MBBants used this audio in his vid. The audio came out wayy before MBBants vid

    • @zk2017
      @zk2017 4 роки тому +95

      @Best_EU nah man he used it in his video ovbs he didn't make the audio dumb ass

    • @SloMoeYeezusKugathasanTheGreat
      @SloMoeYeezusKugathasanTheGreat 4 роки тому +31

      @Best_EU omds you're a dunce

    • @Vincentvanblack
      @Vincentvanblack 4 роки тому +8

      💀💀💀

  • @vladimirputin5662
    @vladimirputin5662 4 роки тому +2974

    he failed as soon as he said "hello donny can man chat to you?"

    • @pinocchio27
      @pinocchio27 4 роки тому +135

      my lungs are still recovering

    • @LDG144
      @LDG144 4 роки тому +35

      @@pinocchio27 mans lungs got packed x10 💀

    • @baileywillsxo
      @baileywillsxo 4 роки тому +34

      hello donny

    • @tizzytiny2069
      @tizzytiny2069 3 роки тому +3

      Dont dead me fam

    • @jackhenderson2562
      @jackhenderson2562 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like so something he might say to a chick

  • @unolol3446
    @unolol3446 3 роки тому +167

    'Hello donny can man chat to you' is the funniest thing I've seen form undercover feds

  • @uglycutedying8456
    @uglycutedying8456 3 роки тому +251

    Got there British slang sheets out prepared, 'boydem & galdem' 'yo my slime' (and my personal favourite) 'donnyyy'

  • @shuaibghaffar6306
    @shuaibghaffar6306 4 роки тому +1542

    The second donny sounds like he’s in a drama lesson

    • @jerkeysnake3214
      @jerkeysnake3214 3 роки тому +3

      daniel burton what?

    • @Iuvmeg
      @Iuvmeg 3 роки тому +2

      daniel burton what are you on about?

    • @ryphish4924
      @ryphish4924 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielburton8561 bro what are you on

    • @ryphish4924
      @ryphish4924 3 роки тому +1

      @@zm7444 You can't say much tho. You've got a fortnite pfp

    • @ryphish4924
      @ryphish4924 3 роки тому

      @@zm7444 Oh sorry hard am I supposed to be offended by some lowlife that sits in his room all day insulting people for no exact reason?

  • @fredblogs12345
    @fredblogs12345 4 роки тому +3891

    The thing that takes the piss the most is if they actually spoke normally it would work just fine lol

    • @drinkbottle182
      @drinkbottle182 3 роки тому +370

      Yeah fr. yo my slime

    • @Anyting9OnTopGrrr
      @Anyting9OnTopGrrr 3 роки тому +76

      @@drinkbottle182 aly fam man my drilla broski!

    • @jackbradley772
      @jackbradley772 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah😂

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому +87

      Its just a business transaction. Its like the feds never bought a gram in HS or something.

    • @ox12drillinsider20
      @ox12drillinsider20 3 роки тому +2

      Digga D and SJ freestyle in pen ua-cam.com/video/nRLrc8boSU4/v-deo.html

  • @natej1026
    @natej1026 3 роки тому +71

    First guy sounded road until he started pausing mid-sentence.

    • @Vivacomunismo
      @Vivacomunismo 3 роки тому +17

      A cringey kind of road but nonetheless believable tbf

    • @divcee9098
      @divcee9098 2 роки тому

      Blem. A zoot

  • @regeantonly
    @regeantonly 3 роки тому +84

    "I'll happily purchase it" ☠️😭😭

  • @basedgod4807
    @basedgod4807 4 роки тому +2375

    I love how they played drill music to set the scene

    • @TK-cs1qc
      @TK-cs1qc 4 роки тому +126

      A man said set the scene🤣😭

    • @2hillsinbetween
      @2hillsinbetween 4 роки тому +5

      Lewis Bujak no its not you nerdy kid

    • @2hillsinbetween
      @2hillsinbetween 4 роки тому +5

      Lewis Bujak ima leave it to some1 else to explain it to ur dumbass

    • @2hillsinbetween
      @2hillsinbetween 4 роки тому +4

      Lewis Bujak 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @Enzoxvx
      @Enzoxvx 4 роки тому +1

      @@lewisbujak4047 he got you mad

  • @FunkyKong19
    @FunkyKong19 4 роки тому +3343

    Mans reading a script n dat 😂😂😂 hitting all the key words yh 😂

    • @avey3422
      @avey3422 4 роки тому +20

      It’s clearly fake

    • @8yearsleft
      @8yearsleft 4 роки тому +15

      ping pong nah den u ediat why do u think he said “reading script” 😂😂

    • @buxton1843
      @buxton1843 3 роки тому +6

      jdro.r learn how to fucking type. Almost had a stroke trying to read that

    • @thegamingmonkey939
      @thegamingmonkey939 3 роки тому +7

      Buxton you clearly just can’t read or aren’t familiar with Jamaican slang then bro.

    • @buxton1843
      @buxton1843 3 роки тому +2

      The Gaming monkey thats not Jamaican slang😂 but anyway theres no point typing like that is there. Just makes you look like a mong

  • @dylanbundy7274
    @dylanbundy7274 3 роки тому +172

    00:34 you can hear the paper he’s reading off😭😭😭

  • @havesomegratitude
    @havesomegratitude 3 роки тому +757

    Literally all they have to say is: "can I buy some weed?"

    • @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo
      @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo 3 роки тому +176

      Innit every conversation I've had "Sup I got your number from X was wondering if you could hook me up I don't have a guy round here and looking for something regular if that's all good" I've used that speech for about 25 years now.

    • @jaydizzle174
      @jaydizzle174 3 роки тому +5

      @@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo you know this

    • @juniorcrusher2245
      @juniorcrusher2245 3 роки тому +10

      @@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo they cant mention person X and then the dealers going after person X

    • @kro13
      @kro13 3 роки тому +16

      @@WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo who the f says ‘hook me up’ tho🤔😂

    • @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo
      @WhatwouldRoddyPiperdo 3 роки тому +77

      @@kro13 Obviously you don't know anyone over 15 mate I've said it since the 90s 20 years before you were born bruv..also emotes? Very effeminate just use words like a normal man..

  • @angelnj1755
    @angelnj1755 3 роки тому +4531

    “hello donny can man chat to you” my lungs collapsed fam i can’t 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @ghoxty1675
    @ghoxty1675 4 роки тому +689

    “I know ur the plug and what not” 😂😂😂

  • @HKNYN1
    @HKNYN1 Рік тому +44

    Whenever I’m sad I watch this. The turning the music up ends me every time.

    • @certifz1
      @certifz1 Рік тому +10

      Man had an outro 😂

  • @LMZ2k
    @LMZ2k 3 роки тому +61

    “That’s if your active” 😂😂 killed me tha

  • @yokuredcorner4128
    @yokuredcorner4128 3 роки тому +3920

    The "drilla" guy did so well for the first 15 seconds, then after that he completely collapsed and starting to panic
    If he kept his confidence he would actually be a really successful undercover fed due to his roadman voice and decent lingo

  • @TK-cs1qc
    @TK-cs1qc 4 роки тому +941

    It’s like the feds think the plug needs a backstory before buying suttin🤣

    • @Sir-Blaze
      @Sir-Blaze 3 роки тому +57

      Innit. State what you want, how much he charging, where to meet, off the line asap. 20 seconds max

    • @20bagofsmack88
      @20bagofsmack88 3 роки тому +17

      They tell you everything except what u want to hear, what they need it for, who they’re smoking it with, that you’re the “top dog” but they never ever ever say what they want and how much of it

    • @Sea-qv4sd
      @Sea-qv4sd 3 роки тому

      @@Sir-Blaze why do you know the process so well

    • @Ilsyndicate
      @Ilsyndicate 3 роки тому +7

      @@Sea-qv4sd it’s not that hard

    • @Sea-qv4sd
      @Sea-qv4sd 3 роки тому

      @@Ilsyndicate good excuse you should all be jailed

  • @SkunkfapGaming
    @SkunkfapGaming 3 роки тому +95

    God the fact that he purposely increased the volume of the drill at the end really convinced me that he wasn't a fed

  • @itskobold
    @itskobold 3 роки тому +66

    feds say "driller" with the hard "er" lmao

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 4 роки тому +957

    0:27 My guy was struggling to reach the script for a hot sec lmfao

    • @bz.productions
      @bz.productions 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @adambloomfield2900
      @adambloomfield2900 3 роки тому +14

      best bit about the video my drillarrrr

    • @mahirr_5497
      @mahirr_5497 3 роки тому +3

      Its mbbants search him up

    • @ken-yo2hz
      @ken-yo2hz 3 роки тому +3

      Mr K the audio came WAYYY before

    • @heggy_69
      @heggy_69 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao ikr, is that really the take you're going with lmao

  • @samburgess3507
    @samburgess3507 4 роки тому +3021

    Why u airing out Drake like this

  • @LexFriedmanClips
    @LexFriedmanClips 3 роки тому +61

    bro the mumbling at the end actually kills me fam

    • @b8IIin
      @b8IIin 2 роки тому +5

      I can't believe that he really tried pretending to rap along like he was putting the icing on the cake wtfff

    • @y.mstizzy9179
      @y.mstizzy9179 2 роки тому

      @@b8IIin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leomathlein3658
    @leomathlein3658 3 роки тому +109

    just tryna blem a zood wit my boydem and galdem... *g*. most believable thing i've heard

  • @Ammo593
    @Ammo593 4 роки тому +3026

    I’ll happily purchase my guy..... that’s if ur active

    • @thatguy3221
      @thatguy3221 4 роки тому +57

      That killed me

    • @DJGGN
      @DJGGN 4 роки тому +27

      well your not getting anything if hes not active

    • @tommytomlin944
      @tommytomlin944 4 роки тому +1

      😭

    • @MozrowDrops
      @MozrowDrops 3 роки тому +1

      Man really be out here saying they're active on road and lockoff at like 10 dmt 😂

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 4 роки тому +925

    These feds have been watching too many Top Boy episodes 😂😂😂

  • @seanjones2524
    @seanjones2524 3 роки тому +31

    Second guy sounded like middle-class uni students when they end up at a sesh on an estate "Yo my slime can you play Sandstorm next my bro?"

  • @richihead10
    @richihead10 3 роки тому +18

    Always creases me how he goes ‘of fuckin dank init’ mad aggressive 😂😂😂😂

  • @xXfrazzzXx
    @xXfrazzzXx 3 роки тому +2582

    this guy at the grocery store “not gonna lie im trynna purchase some grub and what not i heard u were the top dog gee”

    • @mccuffi
      @mccuffi 3 роки тому +10

      G not gee

    • @KirinSD
      @KirinSD 3 роки тому +1

      @@mccuffi lmao 😂

    • @sludgeShark
      @sludgeShark 3 роки тому +12

      @@mccuffi the way that dude said it was more like "GeEe"

    • @carnage6556
      @carnage6556 3 роки тому +14

      "Grocery store" shut up u American 😬

    • @cheekybananaboy3361
      @cheekybananaboy3361 3 роки тому +5

      @@carnage6556 imagine being mad about other countries using a different word for shop

  • @plindholm4213
    @plindholm4213 4 роки тому +649

    "Im tryna blem a zoot up with ma boydem n gyaldem...... G"

    • @M22-19
      @M22-19 3 роки тому

      PEACE PUT DAWG

    • @cdcoatman
      @cdcoatman 3 роки тому +16

      My favorite part of this sentence is how delayed the ‘’G’’ is.

  • @zee1801
    @zee1801 2 роки тому +15

    It's the way he pretends to vibe to the tune at the end that kills me 😂😭

  • @user-qs3ll9eb7f
    @user-qs3ll9eb7f 3 роки тому +29

    nobody gon talk about how on the second one he made the audio longer just to mumble the lyrics of the track loooool

  • @ferax4598
    @ferax4598 4 роки тому +3538

    The first guy didnt do too bad, the second guy just failed.

    • @crech6549
      @crech6549 4 роки тому +494

      Ferax you can clearly here the papers and he’s stuttering bare 🤣

    • @ferax4598
      @ferax4598 4 роки тому +3

      @@crech6549 lol

    • @Ty-J_250
      @Ty-J_250 4 роки тому +84

      It's not real. The 2nd one is from a skit that mbbants did

    • @crech6549
      @crech6549 4 роки тому +207

      Ty J Na mbbants didn’t make that one it was on insta before he made a skit on it

    • @ferax4598
      @ferax4598 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ty-J_250 i know

  • @deniz6734
    @deniz6734 4 роки тому +280

    The first guy managed to use every word of uk slang in 1 voice note

  • @nycytc8055
    @nycytc8055 2 роки тому +12

    I can’t even tell if the second guy is either a fed or a white boy from Surrey tryna secure his first zoot 🤣🤣

  • @Crazyuno
    @Crazyuno 3 роки тому +13

    Man said "I'M TRYNA BLEM A ZOOT" 😂

  • @rossaangelo6377
    @rossaangelo6377 4 роки тому +771

    Man really tried to squeeze every bit of slang he learned in diversity training into one voice note 😂😂

    • @HassanPoyo
      @HassanPoyo 2 роки тому +2

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @syedjunaid7846
    @syedjunaid7846 4 роки тому +3643

    Tryna blem a zoot with ma boydem n galdem.....
    No one: ...
    Undercover fed: ... *g*

  • @Dr.Dankerson
    @Dr.Dankerson 8 місяців тому +3

    bro hesitated when he said G im crying

  • @Bear-bn4cr
    @Bear-bn4cr 3 роки тому +27

    2nd one was definitely joking 😂

  • @sheasexton3636
    @sheasexton3636 3 роки тому +1225

    Surely second one was takin the piss

    • @kickdowndoors
      @kickdowndoors 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah it was an MBBantz skit I think

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 3 роки тому +98

      @@kickdowndoors It existed before MBBantz, pretty sure they're both fake though.

    • @anon2427
      @anon2427 3 роки тому +31

      I’m tryna blem a zoot

    • @kickdowndoors
      @kickdowndoors 3 роки тому +7

      @@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb oh swear, maybe He jut used it in one of his vids then

    • @mariamahmedabdi3606
      @mariamahmedabdi3606 3 роки тому +3

      He done stuttered tho😂

  • @user-or7nv3uq4f
    @user-or7nv3uq4f 4 роки тому +81

    "wha ten ten... ugh" man fukked up his script haha

  • @kitsumiii
    @kitsumiii 2 роки тому +3

    “Hello donny” 😂

  • @47fortyseven47
    @47fortyseven47 2 роки тому +7

    Still one of the funniest vids I've ever watched man

  • @baitmate6414
    @baitmate6414 4 роки тому +6898

    Yo my slime, it’s me James Marriott, me and my bois have just finished private school and wanted to smoke the good Cush and stamp on some impoverished people, get back to me quick ting

  • @CodeCommand
    @CodeCommand 4 роки тому +465

    surely these feds are laughing their heads off when they try this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @seventeen-mx5td
      @seventeen-mx5td 3 роки тому +5

      pretty sure once you stop recording on snapchat it sends straight away? maybe one didnt realise and it send before he could stop it lmfao

  • @RustoKomuska
    @RustoKomuska Рік тому +3

    0:31 turns pages of his notes

  • @bumder007
    @bumder007 Рік тому +13

    Second guy even had his own theme song. Y’know he’s the final boss of drillers

  • @ygsg5263
    @ygsg5263 4 роки тому +363

    The fact he played a music in the background dead’s me🤣🤣🤣

    • @leon3230
      @leon3230 4 роки тому +6

      Nearly murder his mom

    • @wilsybhoy
      @wilsybhoy 4 роки тому +6

      No way this shits real 🤣

    • @danielscotti134
      @danielscotti134 4 роки тому +3

      It’s fake it’s on mbbants

    • @ygsg5263
      @ygsg5263 4 роки тому

      Viper FN nah bri

    • @Zombieslayer0044
      @Zombieslayer0044 4 роки тому

      Viper FN mbbants used this sound bruh

  • @lionel5905
    @lionel5905 4 роки тому +117

    “Yoo my slime”. Iconic line

  • @pieofchart
    @pieofchart Рік тому +2

    "just a bit o' grub my drilla"
    "i'm tryna blem a zoot... up, wiv' my boydem and girldem... g"

  • @Stephh99
    @Stephh99 2 роки тому +6

    “…with my boydem and galdem…g” KILLED ME

  • @pcadamtaylor4262
    @pcadamtaylor4262 4 роки тому +5452

    Okay wow u exposed us big deal 🙄

  • @SHIZZLE71
    @SHIZZLE71 4 роки тому +149

    *Feds prolly thinkin “wtf am I saying??”* 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sageb1235
    @sageb1235 3 роки тому +3

    love the snare in the back of the second one really a selling point

  • @sanahussain4755
    @sanahussain4755 Рік тому +2

    ‘With my boydem & galdem… g’ 😭

  • @trappz10x36
    @trappz10x36 4 роки тому +713

    Who tf sends voice message when buying loud from a guy they dont know 😂?

    • @user-nd8yw5yf4z
      @user-nd8yw5yf4z 4 роки тому +13

      Ul be supprised

    • @nardinit
      @nardinit 4 роки тому +8

      @loudatyourdoor Lol, no

    • @FC-hf7xq
      @FC-hf7xq 4 роки тому +1

      nardinit yh g u gotta call them that’s what I do normally dk bout u styl

    • @wemakingmoves
      @wemakingmoves 4 роки тому +22

      I simply don't listen to voice messages from unknown contacts. It's like sitting around a table, if you're not invited to sit down it's disrespect.

    • @trappz10x36
      @trappz10x36 4 роки тому +1

      FC 1 Yeah calling and texting is calm but voice message nah

  • @kylajayne8241
    @kylajayne8241 4 роки тому +2702

    The second fed sounded like a white don trying so hard to be black

    • @rainerwinkler6140
      @rainerwinkler6140 4 роки тому +90

      ma drilllaaaa

    • @MK-ci7zn
      @MK-ci7zn 4 роки тому +47

      Is speakin a certain way make you automatically black tf ?

    • @rainerwinkler6140
      @rainerwinkler6140 4 роки тому +149

      @@MK-ci7zn yes the average black person speaks different to the average white person it's not that deep

    • @oloyaotb
      @oloyaotb 4 роки тому +21

      @@rainerwinkler6140 is that in the uk or not. it all really depends on where you grew up

    • @rainerwinkler6140
      @rainerwinkler6140 4 роки тому +6

      @@oloyaotb everywhere

  • @rizzle5798
    @rizzle5798 3 роки тому +31

    Man threw in that “... Only if you’re active” like when you’re supposed to use a certain phrase in an exam but you forgot so you just chuck it in randomly at the end

  • @WRXMK
    @WRXMK Рік тому +2

    Last one sounds like some rich kid tbh 😂

  • @rheaxo5623
    @rheaxo5623 4 роки тому +442

    'with my boydem n gyaldem......G' lmaoooo

  • @tombuyers5364
    @tombuyers5364 3 роки тому +1391

    How’s it going my friend, I know that we aren’t currently well aquainted, however I was wondering if you and I could engage in the art of bartering. Just some illicit recreational drugs my friend. I would like to know what your prices are as I am attempting to inhale THC with my male and female companions, you understand? I know you have a monopoly on the local black market trade of dealing drugs in the region, and as a result I would like to purchase these drugs from you, Mr Bruce, and not any other trader. So farewell, do not get caught, and please write back to me promptly with a response to my proposition.

    • @MrJesusisreal
      @MrJesusisreal 3 роки тому +11

      🙏🏼

    • @eddiemorgan7290
      @eddiemorgan7290 3 роки тому +17

      Not bartering if its using money bro

    • @MrJesusisreal
      @MrJesusisreal 3 роки тому +12

      @@eddiemorgan7290 you just blew this whole thing wide open

    • @MozrowDrops
      @MozrowDrops 3 роки тому +7

      @@eddiemorgan7290 it is bartering when they're saying 50 for a Q and you get it for 40

    • @eddiemorgan7290
      @eddiemorgan7290 3 роки тому

      Mozrow no thats not bartering

  • @JJ_1001
    @JJ_1001 3 роки тому +4

    The second guy with the music and all tryna make it more legit 😂 him tryna sing along with it at the end had me dead

  • @CharlieF-rh5wb
    @CharlieF-rh5wb 3 роки тому +17

    “ I wanna purchase the food from u Bruce nobody else” 😂😂😂😂

  • @RealThorn
    @RealThorn 4 роки тому +471

    Normal guy trying to buy weed : Ay how much for some gas?
    Feds :

    • @theepicplays1289
      @theepicplays1289 4 роки тому +58

      A liqalm bit of grub my drilla

    • @20bagofsmack88
      @20bagofsmack88 3 роки тому +47

      Normal guy: lemme get a q
      Fed: yooooo drilla I’m tryna blem a zoot with my gran heard ur top dog around these parts I’m only making purchases from you nobody else get back to me quick if ur active my slime

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 3 роки тому +9

      "I need 2Gs"
      "Ard step out"
      *simple as that*

  • @yslsex
    @yslsex 3 роки тому +1

    I can’t get enough of this vid fammm

  • @james2k
    @james2k 3 роки тому

    This is the greatest video i have ever seen thank you bro

  • @naeemaha2167
    @naeemaha2167 4 роки тому +139

    “too TOUGH like DAT” always gets me😂😭😭😭

  • @hhhnnn1
    @hhhnnn1 3 роки тому +539

    Imagine an American going to google translate to find out what they're saying

    • @user-nv5uz4be7v
      @user-nv5uz4be7v 3 роки тому +196

      @Dexter Hynes yes you are

    • @keithkogane9551
      @keithkogane9551 3 роки тому +73

      @@aw2584 it's not that serious

    • @JarthenGreenmeadow
      @JarthenGreenmeadow 3 роки тому +3

      @@user-nv5uz4be7v Only some of us but those who ARE stupid make up for the rest of us in spades.

    • @user-nv5uz4be7v
      @user-nv5uz4be7v 3 роки тому +8

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    • @tjenglish7036
      @tjenglish7036 3 роки тому +8

      Top boy put us on game

  • @justanaveragegamer92
    @justanaveragegamer92 3 роки тому +10

    He actually sounds like he’s reading it off paper 😂😂😂

  • @DevilishBeaver0
    @DevilishBeaver0 3 роки тому +11

    0:29 messes up and decides whether to re record, you can hear the dissatisfaction in his normal voice for a second.
    It probably took him like 10 takes

  • @allkinds1069
    @allkinds1069 4 роки тому +57

    "I know youre the plug and what not" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ydotz1644
    @ydotz1644 4 роки тому +54

    The fed mumbling at the end😂😂😂

  • @andrevitalpardue5097
    @andrevitalpardue5097 3 роки тому +8

    Everytime he say "Yoooo my slime", I fucking die.

  • @1mage__
    @1mage__ 3 роки тому +6

    That 2nd one was so clearly a fed 😂😂

  • @virgin148
    @virgin148 3 роки тому +99

    “Get back to me on the quick ting Brodem 💀”

  • @fuchris8617
    @fuchris8617 3 роки тому +243

    this is really someones job

  • @vChilly
    @vChilly 3 роки тому +2

    The second one always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sym7760
    @sym7760 2 роки тому +2

    “peace dawg. roll safe” brudda forgot where he was from 😂