Vladimir Putin is running for president again - Have I Got News For You

This clip is from Series 66, Episode 10 of Have I Got News For You. www.comedy.co.uk/tv/hignfy/ep...
“In other news, Vladimir Putin is running for President again,” said host Kirsty Young.
“He’s running for re-election, in a tightly run race,” quipped Armando Iannucci, “His slogan is ‘I probably won’t kill you’…”
“I wonder what election night coverage is like in Russia… pretty quick,” replied comedian Phil Wang.
“There’s an exit poll, in which the opposition leave through a window” joked Ian Hislop.
“Why has he chosen this week to announce that he’s running for another term?” asked Young.
“This is when he does his end of year press conference, I think,” said Iannucci.
“He hasn’t done one for a few years. He did four hours of answering questions. You can ask anything you like… if you don’t want to live,” laughed Hislop.
“According to Newsweek, some of the things he got thrown were ‘tell us when our lives get better’ and ‘when will the war end?’. To which Putin replied ‘what war?’,” joked Young. “He also got asked ‘If Crimea is part of Russia, why does my mobile network switch on roaming after crossing the bridge to Crimea?’. Putin told the fellow to pop on his location services and someone would be along to help him out almost immediately.”