Should We Be Cannibals? | QUESTION EVERYTHING #1

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  • @thetruebluestarj4746
    @thetruebluestarj4746 8 років тому +186

    For those of you who claim they would never eat human meat under any circumstances, guess who's getting eaten when those circumstances arise.

    • @hettane
      @hettane 8 років тому +25

      I´d kill whoever´d try to eat me, I just wouldn´t eat them.

    • @melzymoomin888
      @melzymoomin888 8 років тому +2

      I don't understand why you wouldn't just compromise and hack each other's leg/arm off to eat. Both eat a little, neither dies (well, unless you bleed out).

    • @melzymoomin888
      @melzymoomin888 8 років тому

      ***** oh. Oh dear. I'm out of ideas then.

    • @Spongebrain97
      @Spongebrain97 8 років тому

      well what if there's just two people. one dies and the other refuses to eat their corpse

    • @That1BlackGuy
      @That1BlackGuy 8 років тому +2

      not if I kill em first smittywerbenjaegermenjensen aint getting me

  • @RobGavagan
    @RobGavagan  8 років тому +564

    *I hope you enjoyed the first episode of QUESTION EVERYTHING! Let me know what you thought in the comments and also, if you have an idea for a future question, leave it here on this thread. Bon Appétit!*

    • @kozy2884
      @kozy2884 8 років тому

      +Rob Dyke Where is it? It says that no such video can be recognized. qnq

    • @truepariahnegativecreep262
      @truepariahnegativecreep262 8 років тому

      it won't play here for some reason..

    • @QDJOJI
      @QDJOJI 8 років тому

      +Sebastianated who me?no way

    • @karnivorevolpe5344
      @karnivorevolpe5344 8 років тому +1

      I absolutely adore you and your videos. I've been watching for years.I've never been so early,I hoped you would respond to some of your fans but it's so late and you're a busy guy is understandable. great vid, we love you!

    • @breewolf8035
      @breewolf8035 8 років тому +1

      Love it keep up the great work! :D

  • @DJl3iohazord
    @DJl3iohazord 8 років тому +126

    when it comes too cannibalism, all i can say is this...
    the only difference between savage and sophisticated is the right seasoning.

  • @thelykane
    @thelykane 8 років тому +287

    Cannibalism isn't a laughing matter. My nan was a victim of cannibalization and she was a lovely woman. And a lovelier stew.

  • @Seeker
    @Seeker 8 років тому +668

    What a great first source you have there ;)
    Great video, Rob!

    • @Thecollectingman42
      @Thecollectingman42 8 років тому +11

      Megalodon documentary......

    • @RobGavagan
      @RobGavagan  8 років тому +35

      +DNews Haha, why thank you for the vast knowledge!

    • @HankHillBentOver
      @HankHillBentOver 8 років тому

      +DNews
      I literally typed in *dnews* in the search box, and scrolled down, and saw you guys.

    • @Quackalott
      @Quackalott 8 років тому +1

      +EspadaAranca... It's twice as much as 10 kilos! B-)

    • @ianbluemink4885
      @ianbluemink4885 8 років тому

      +EspadaAranca as near as makes no difference 45 pounds

  • @BijoubyBecca
    @BijoubyBecca 8 років тому +275

    As he said auto cannibalism, I was biting the inside of my cheek and I just froze. Lol

    • @ApsaraMenaka
      @ApsaraMenaka 7 років тому

      Becca Morgan :-)

    • @cinderverse9513
      @cinderverse9513 7 років тому

      Becca Morgan SAME

    • @elisabethnatasia5146
      @elisabethnatasia5146 7 років тому +3

      i was eating my.. oh no.. i am eating my nail right now..

    • @lexiwhitesfv
      @lexiwhitesfv 7 років тому +2

      I was biting my nails at that part, I just thought to myself "I'm a monster"

    • @hetalialover8788
      @hetalialover8788 7 років тому

      some times I "itch" my head to make it bleed then when it starts to heal I take it off and eat it as well as biting my cheek

  • @gracewv
    @gracewv 8 років тому +275

    I'm a bit concerned about your fanbase Rob.

    • @hettane
      @hettane 8 років тому +1

      As am I

    • @gracewv
      @gracewv 8 років тому +3

      ***** No I like the video, I mean the part where 7% of his audience said they would do cannibalism.

    • @jennyh444
      @jennyh444 8 років тому

      *C Gooding* Ikr?! These people scare me!

    • @xxmightyonexx
      @xxmightyonexx 8 років тому

      +C Gooding yet Rob made a compelling argument for it himself.

    • @That1BlackGuy
      @That1BlackGuy 8 років тому

      im slowly getting more scared of them

  • @sbstnpofadder
    @sbstnpofadder 8 років тому +554

    If you are what you eat , i could be you by tomorrow..

    • @Jesuslovergodfanpraisejesus
      @Jesuslovergodfanpraisejesus 8 років тому

      Hahaha very witty man

    • @MrPedrocardiga
      @MrPedrocardiga 8 років тому +1

      +Bastian P kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @ShitBagProductions
      @ShitBagProductions 8 років тому +5

      +Bastian P Well 5 dudes are dicks now

    • @AnniiMimimi
      @AnniiMimimi 8 років тому

      +Bastian P haha, this made my day :DD

    • @ws5515
      @ws5515 8 років тому

      eat someone good looking in hopes of becoming prettier

  • @Haunted_Ham365
    @Haunted_Ham365 8 років тому +37

    I see how people would think they would never resort to cannibalism, but, when you're on the verge of starving to death, and your sherpa Steve, the fat ass, kicks the bucket, 'CMON!!!!! Be realistic. You never know how you will react in a life or death situation. Primal instincts kick in whether you like it or not. It all tastes like chicken.

    • @starwish6278
      @starwish6278 8 років тому +1

      +Angales Frodrick some people do and some don't, it sure depends on person.

    • @Haunted_Ham365
      @Haunted_Ham365 8 років тому

      Starwish Armedwithwings
      Indeed, my favorite's asian, although, I'm always hungry in an hour :(

    • @manidk9891
      @manidk9891 7 років тому +1

      Angales Frodrick maybe European? Eating an American sounds gross and IM American lmaoo

  • @KanoKendama
    @KanoKendama 8 років тому +504

    This is going to be one edgy show

    • @snipper1226
      @snipper1226 8 років тому +6

      No joke. But I like it

    • @rampagingsnek8461
      @rampagingsnek8461 8 років тому +3

      +RealLifeLab That's going to be a good thing. I bet Rob's middle name is edgy.

    • @livingchaosmatrix
      @livingchaosmatrix 8 років тому +2

      +RealLifeLab Definitely a ¨hard to swallow¨ show.

    • @rampagingsnek8461
      @rampagingsnek8461 8 років тому

      livingchaosmatrix STOP! PLS!

    • @livingchaosmatrix
      @livingchaosmatrix 8 років тому

      Rated Rpg
      OK, I suck at comedy, I know, I probably ¨bit more than I could chew¨-

  • @ShadowOfADoubt9
    @ShadowOfADoubt9 8 років тому +193

    I bite the inside of my mouth every day. Never thought of it as cannibalism.

    • @elevenpoisons2484
      @elevenpoisons2484 8 років тому +9

      +Katie Beth omg i do that too. it makes my mouth sore sometimes but i'm addicted to it.

    • @isabrown581
      @isabrown581 8 років тому

      I do the same thing😂

    • @ShadowOfADoubt9
      @ShadowOfADoubt9 8 років тому +2

      I want to quit because I heard it can cause cancer (but what doesn't nowadays) but I can't stop.

    • @ShadowOfADoubt9
      @ShadowOfADoubt9 8 років тому +2

      "No one knows what causes cancer, but most cancers do have risk factors and chronic irritation of the inside of your mouth is a risk factor for oral cancers."

    • @silverscreenedits
      @silverscreenedits 8 років тому

      me either lol i guess we are all cannibals lol

  • @koeninja
    @koeninja 8 років тому +55

    This was a tough one to swallow.

  • @regisatlas
    @regisatlas 8 років тому +199

    watch Hannibal yes

  • @leooh29
    @leooh29 8 років тому +229

    Why is it always the genitals omg. :C What about the buttocks or something?

    • @loovecraft
      @loovecraft 8 років тому

      +Tandra Akther 2 edgy 4 me

    • @leooh29
      @leooh29 8 років тому +51

      Tandra Akther ;-; I shouldn't have said anything.

    • @niqerfaguettranykyke
      @niqerfaguettranykyke 8 років тому +1

      +SAMURAI JACK. Leo Oh was asking for it ;)

    • @Adsta_
      @Adsta_ 8 років тому

      +Tandra Akther
      You could've told a different (true) story than that. ;-(

    • @niqerfaguettranykyke
      @niqerfaguettranykyke 8 років тому +5

      +SAMURAI JACK. I regret nothing, NOTHING.

  • @gaypanda5368
    @gaypanda5368 6 років тому +11

    "How do humans taste?"
    "It varies from person to person."

  • @DulksVenee
    @DulksVenee 8 років тому +172

    Cannibalism is nearly all the time absolutely unnecessary. We have enough food to eat. That's why I find it disgusting. It also requires to most likely kill another human being, which is murder. Those are the objective reasons for me to not resort to cannibalism, the rest are my subjective reasons. Besides, only one objective reason is enough.
    Only in very rare cases, where desperation is so powerful because there's no edible food nearby enough and I'm suffering famine and the only edible thing is a human corpse that hasn't died because of me, then and only then would I resort to cannibalism.

    • @Marsular
      @Marsular 8 років тому +17

      We don't have enough food to eat... Welp for now yes, but in a couple of years, the earth will be over-populated

    • @anthrolizard1234
      @anthrolizard1234 8 років тому

      Most likely to kill a human being? No. That is wrong.

    • @Marsular
      @Marsular 8 років тому +1

      +anthrolizard1234 Not killing him bud !eating his ass when he dies... It could save multiple lifes

    • @Marsular
      @Marsular 8 років тому

      +anthrolizard1234 Or lives, idk my native language isnt english lmao

    • @anthrolizard1234
      @anthrolizard1234 8 років тому

      Marsular The second is correct!

  • @shakilashakila95
    @shakilashakila95 8 років тому +98

    everytime i got a Papercut, I drink my own blood.
    I'm a cannibal now

    • @danielleee6533
      @danielleee6533 8 років тому +13

      vampire

    • @shakilashakila95
      @shakilashakila95 8 років тому +11

      +Blue Blue Shhhhh!!!don't blow my cover

    • @budmeister
      @budmeister 8 років тому

      +Tsukiyama'Saitama'Shuu Auto-Vampirism

    • @irfan5497
      @irfan5497 8 років тому

      me too. my mother says it heals faster if you suck on a papercut for awhile.

    • @psychopsyduck
      @psychopsyduck 8 років тому

      Me too

  • @makeupacadia
    @makeupacadia 7 років тому +68

    Wtf possesses people to dislike robs videos? They're so good!

    • @KuroArchie
      @KuroArchie 7 років тому +11

      some people just hate intelligent people

    • @noodle4863
      @noodle4863 6 років тому +3

      All dislikes are cannibal-phobics 🤗

    • @use0037
      @use0037 4 роки тому

      i think its people who dont like that kind of subject

  • @lynxaway
    @lynxaway 8 років тому +195

    I'd love to try human meat; I'm really curious as to how it tastes.

    • @Bird_1999
      @Bird_1999 8 років тому +1

      +Sabird H. Most mature flesh taste like honeyed ham (as said in the video), & infant flesh tastes like fish.

    • @noname-ke3gm
      @noname-ke3gm 8 років тому +40

      Disgusting

    • @pinkfreud62
      @pinkfreud62 8 років тому +2

      +Sabird H. I read where it takes like pork.

    • @Bird_1999
      @Bird_1999 8 років тому +7

      Yay Hey Nah, it's a pretty sane and normal question.

    • @mikethemilkman5246
      @mikethemilkman5246 8 років тому +6

      +Sabird H. I bet you're fat, eat yourself.

  • @blinky.5078
    @blinky.5078 8 років тому +82

    SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

    • @joshuawilson2386
      @joshuawilson2386 8 років тому

      😂

    • @irenecranston8965
      @irenecranston8965 8 років тому

      +Sans loves ketchup 'still Securi' I think the movie is just called Soylent Green... It's a dystopian film

    • @australiumbacon5598
      @australiumbacon5598 8 років тому

      X-D

    • @tiki4677
      @tiki4677 8 років тому

      +twistinsmoke When I first saw this video Soylent Green instantly came to mind! lol

  • @daffodils5191
    @daffodils5191 8 років тому +315

    Honestly, if you're not killing someone to do it, I don't find cannibalism unethical. Unhygienic, maybe, but not unethical.

    • @joshdunisjoshfun562
      @joshdunisjoshfun562 8 років тому

      Same- AND NICE OFF PROFILE!

    • @daffodils5191
      @daffodils5191 8 років тому

      Gumzee Gaming
      Thank you XD
      -I may have accidentally turned the switch OFF-

    • @leonidaslemonis127
      @leonidaslemonis127 8 років тому +2

      +Kurai
      Exactly how I think.

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 8 років тому +2

      +Kurai It is unethical, a person has to be dead in order to be able to consume them properly, also it's not possible to get their consent when they're dead, even if you could get their consent that doesn't make it ok. And we've got plenty of meat, fruits, and vegetables so cannibalism is unnecessary.

    • @daffodils5191
      @daffodils5191 8 років тому +20

      MetaKnight964
      Just because they're dead doesn't mean you killed them. Sure, it may be unsanitary to eat someone who died of a disease (or maybe it was cancer...I'm pretty sure that's not contagious), as I said before, but it's not unethical.
      Besides, if someone leaves a perfectly good...vase, for example, in the trash, is it more ethical to let that vase fill up space in our trash dumps simply because they don't want it? No, a dead man cannot give the 'okay', but does he really need to give the okay? It's not like he's going to use the body anymore.
      Unless we start bringing people back to life, which s a whole nother story entirely.

  • @anthemlog
    @anthemlog 8 років тому +95

    It's so odd that everyone disagrees on the flavor of a meat that's all around us.

    • @rsjabba
      @rsjabba 8 років тому +7

      +anthemlog I have a theory on this. Personally, I love vegetarians. There is nothing like a good steak or some ribs. A good, clean diet of the green stuff makes a tasty animal. With our modern convenience diet, I wouldn't be surprised if we tasted like a really salty boar that never got the chop.

    • @melzymoomin888
      @melzymoomin888 8 років тому +3

      +rsjabba vegetarians? tasty you say? hahha.. heh.. *hides* '

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 8 років тому +4

      as with every type of meat, flavor depends on the diet of the deceased.

    • @StoicVeR
      @StoicVeR 7 років тому +5

      wtf people always eat the genitalia? you have some nice lean ribs, some juicy thighs. Also have to consider the method of preparation, like any meat - high muscle density tissue must be slow cooked or you wind up with tough meat, but like the upper shoulders and arms that don't get the same regiment of exercise as them legs, you could do with some interesting and creative dishes.
      I'm into science and culinary experimentation. Judge me, but don't claim to know me bro.

    • @a_mustache_of_great_repute
      @a_mustache_of_great_repute 6 років тому

      The problem is meat doesnt tadte like anything. We dont have protein receptors like cats dogs or bears. All you're tasting os salt and seasonings.

  • @floridaboz1
    @floridaboz1 8 років тому +96

    I will only try it with a side of fava beans and a nice Chi-an-ti

  • @alekz2851
    @alekz2851 8 років тому +114

    WITH CANNIBALISM YOU CAN SOLVE WORLD HUNGER AND OVER POPULATION

    • @fairibb8789
      @fairibb8789 7 років тому +10

      Alek Z That's true.

    • @jesvs666.
      @jesvs666. 7 років тому +8

      Alek Z over population is kinda solved it called gays and lesbians
      (not saying it in a homophobic why)

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 7 років тому +18

      Humans are producing far less sperm, more and more people are coming out as homosexuals; and there are even more people who don't want to have children. Over population is solving it's self, you know, without you having to eat your neighbor.

    • @patrickbateman8904
      @patrickbateman8904 7 років тому +3

      Get a grip ! Nobody gives a fuck about World Hunger !
      What day does a McDonald's ever close ?

    • @Starlordkimst73
      @Starlordkimst73 7 років тому +2

      You're fucked up

  • @Jam3zGe51990
    @Jam3zGe51990 8 років тому +81

    The only downside is when you get the damn fingernails caught in your teeth. :D

    • @ReenDuk
      @ReenDuk 8 років тому +22

      Cmon man don't you remove them while preparing the meal? Didn't school teach you anything?

    • @aliondevouringthesun8161
      @aliondevouringthesun8161 8 років тому +6

      Handmeat is the worst anyway.

    • @amadeoludovico8328
      @amadeoludovico8328 8 років тому +3

      Too stringy for me, the tendons are half the mass and the rest is all skin and sinewy muscle- no thanks.

    • @rosemecuzuma6728
      @rosemecuzuma6728 8 років тому +1

      Have them as a separate dish~

    • @thatthingyouseeatthecorner5249
      @thatthingyouseeatthecorner5249 8 років тому +5

      ...uh, don't mind me, I'm just passing through

  • @MajinWeabuu
    @MajinWeabuu 8 років тому +102

    Who else is hungry while watching this?

    • @bundersnatch4858
      @bundersnatch4858 8 років тому +2

      Me Im so hungry i could eat anothet human

    • @bundersnatch4858
      @bundersnatch4858 8 років тому +1

      +Lewis Carson Another

    • @Harmoniou-s
      @Harmoniou-s 8 років тому

      +Lewis Carson i could eat a whole 414000 calories

    • @rochszewczyk1536
      @rochszewczyk1536 8 років тому +1

      I was consuming a sandwich with very strange-looking ham

    • @superkill6267
      @superkill6267 8 років тому +1

      +Happy the Annoying Blue Flying Cat I'm watching this while eating. NO I'M NOT EATING HUMANS

  • @RyanBellRyanofWeird
    @RyanBellRyanofWeird 7 років тому +10

    Reminds me of a song quote from my past: "She don't eat meat but sure like da bone". Muh haha ha

  • @TheGamingJessLovesUnicorns
    @TheGamingJessLovesUnicorns 8 років тому +95

    I heard people taste like chicken. I like chicken...

    • @strawberrycream2974
      @strawberrycream2974 8 років тому +13

      I heard we taste like pork.

    • @Brianpeckin
      @Brianpeckin 8 років тому

      +TheGamingJess pork no chicken

    • @mitchelly5324
      @mitchelly5324 8 років тому +2

      I only tell people that so they don't suspect me... People taste like people.

    • @8BitHeroMusic
      @8BitHeroMusic 8 років тому +1

      chicken doesnt have much flavor. due to having very little fats. so alot of things taste like chicken.

    • @zeratir7873
      @zeratir7873 8 років тому

      +TheGamingJess i heard that most things that you havent tasted yourself taste like chicken... that being untill you taste it...

  • @LunarAngel
    @LunarAngel 8 років тому +25

    All I'm saying is, if it came down to me and another person in the wild, or somewhere where there was no food... Hey, it's either them or me!

    • @hettane
      @hettane 8 років тому +5

      That´s why I´d make sure I´m by myself if that ever happened

    • @winemomcinematic3559
      @winemomcinematic3559 8 років тому +1

      If I was stuck with another person in the wild...i'd be paranoid. You never know if they're planning on making me vegetable soup.

    • @winemomcinematic3559
      @winemomcinematic3559 8 років тому +1

      Hehe...meat soup..hehehe

    • @LunarAngel
      @LunarAngel 8 років тому +1

      ***** Oh fuck, that's true xDD

  • @ZjinnX
    @ZjinnX 8 років тому +29

    Even under extreme circumstances I would not eat a human being.
    If others tried to eat me, and there was no way to escape, I would try to kill them in selfdefense. But still, I would rather die, even get eaten instead of eating a human.
    Ew, they probably never wash their hands after going to the toilet anyway...

    • @jackie31933
      @jackie31933 8 років тому +1

      Zjinn same😂 Some people can't stomach certain animals. There's no way they could do this.

  • @blairlohnes8103
    @blairlohnes8103 8 років тому +18

    Those %30 have obviously never been that hungry.

  • @littlerollingbean
    @littlerollingbean 8 років тому +38

    I am fine with cannibalism if it is consensual, clean and done in small amounts so the consumer does not crave it. Like How alcohol tastes like shit so we do not drink huge quantities of it. At least, I think it tastes like shit.

    • @littlerollingbean
      @littlerollingbean 8 років тому +6

      inoffensive coddler When did I say I buy it regularly? I tried it once, thought it tasted like shit, then stopped.

    • @littlerollingbean
      @littlerollingbean 8 років тому +1

      inoffensive coddler I know, but every time I do get it (usually given to me for free at buffets or as a Christmas gift from my apartment manager) it tastes nasty. Wine is nice with coca cola though and I like rum in things like custard and cake.

    • @jokezz8s
      @jokezz8s 8 років тому

      +little rolling bean (littlerollingbean) Wine is nice with Coca Cola???? Wtf

    • @littlerollingbean
      @littlerollingbean 8 років тому

      inoffensive coddler True

    • @littlerollingbean
      @littlerollingbean 8 років тому

      jokezz8s I know, I have strange tastes. I also like Vegemite on pancakes (yes I am Australian)

  • @zap9119
    @zap9119 8 років тому +5

    Thanks Rob.
    I showed this video to my younger brother.
    He's now eating my arm.

  • @summonwyvern
    @summonwyvern 6 років тому +7

    I have a feeling that those 30% will likely change their mind had they happen to be in a situation where they run out of food. The pain from hunger will sooner or later become too overwhelming.

  • @himekobelphegor153
    @himekobelphegor153 8 років тому +52

    but but but wendigo :(

  • @MultiKhaikhai
    @MultiKhaikhai 8 років тому +2

    Rob I love this series! Just caught up on all of them. Amazing work!

  • @fuckoff5214
    @fuckoff5214 8 років тому +17

    why would i question stuff iv already done

  • @InsignificantNick
    @InsignificantNick 8 років тому +13

    I hope this series doesn't end up like Social Autopsy. Seems like Rob can't get over the hump of people only really watching Seriously Strange and Twisted Tens.

    • @deborahannecalilung3104
      @deborahannecalilung3104 8 років тому

      i agree with u

    • @JuliaMurphy2013
      @JuliaMurphy2013 8 років тому +4

      +Nick Pronyk Social autopsy was low quality. This was bland and mostly unoriginal, but it had good production, so maybe next week I'll learn something.

    • @AlexJasso100
      @AlexJasso100 8 років тому +1

      There're only so many true stories that he can use for seriously strange. That's probably why he's trying other kinds of episodes.

  • @justinramsaran600
    @justinramsaran600 7 років тому +14

    I'd rather be buried than turned into poop

    • @justinramsaran600
      @justinramsaran600 7 років тому

      Robin Gilliver A talking crab has more brain cell that the empty void of space

    • @noodle4863
      @noodle4863 6 років тому +2

      You turn into bug poop tho

    • @ginavalera1193
      @ginavalera1193 6 років тому

      Autism w

  • @Tamaki742
    @Tamaki742 7 років тому +15

    Basically, we taste like meat.

  • @bluelegacy3039
    @bluelegacy3039 8 років тому +1

    Great video, Rob! ^^ I was actually hoping you would do a video on cannibalism.

  • @Takedownman
    @Takedownman 8 років тому +69

    Meh human meat isn't all that bad.

    • @GatewayGamer_COD_x
      @GatewayGamer_COD_x 8 років тому +3

      I love your channel

    • @ashleyfromresidentevil4618
      @ashleyfromresidentevil4618 7 років тому +2

      +Brian Gray every thing tastes like chicken

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive 7 років тому +1

      Pork does not taste like chicken and neither does beef.

    • @overknight5278
      @overknight5278 7 років тому

      Abdulmohsen Aldamk ive heard deer, so chewy and rubbery and lean…

    • @shaker8884
      @shaker8884 6 років тому

      you are friken disgusting, I would expect that from you! why are you so fat by the way??

  • @AgonizedGrundle
    @AgonizedGrundle 8 років тому +3

    I know an anthropologist and he went to a tribe in the amazon and lived with them for a month, they were cannibals. He said that they told him that "[When] we get into fights and the other dies from their defeat, we cremate them and grind up their ashes with [the] charred bones, we put the powdered ashes and bones into a banana paste and eat it to honor and cherish [their] soul and life, within us so we can find peace with them in the afterlife."

  • @bilwonel1458
    @bilwonel1458 8 років тому

    Just like express my Enjoyment for not only the Topic, but for the AWESOME music box for the Score of the episode... Luv it !

  • @TheSnuffy1994
    @TheSnuffy1994 8 років тому +16

    It's all a matter of nurture. We have been told not to eat humans, dogs, cats whatever. But other meats are said to be fine. If we truely were meateaters meat would be meat and we wouldn't make a difference between meats.

    • @heymoon1997
      @heymoon1997 8 років тому +5

      +The Blonde Broccoli Not necessarily, most top predators don't eat their own species nor do they eat every animal. We mostly don't eat dogs and cats because they have lower nutritional value than other animals, otherwise we wouldn't eat rabbit and cultures who do eat cats and dogs wouldn't keep them as pets.

    • @samusaranfan9070
      @samusaranfan9070 8 років тому

      +Alice Houston well we should really eat bugs if its about nutrition lol just take a look at china but in all seriousness certain bugs have more nutrients especially grubs than meats its all gross to me tho

    • @heymoon1997
      @heymoon1997 8 років тому

      It's easier to kill one cow than 50 million bugs though :')

    • @TheSnuffy1994
      @TheSnuffy1994 8 років тому

      Alice Houston Bugs just get squished I guess. It's probably even easier...

    • @heymoon1997
      @heymoon1997 8 років тому

      I meant you get a lot more meat and other materials such as leather, gum etc from one cow than you get from one bug. The amount of bugs you would need to farm to sustain a whole society is not as achievable

  • @TheUltramuppet
    @TheUltramuppet 8 років тому +52

    asexual and agender aren't the same thing btw

    • @jay_344
      @jay_344 8 років тому +41

      He never said they were

    • @BlGGESTBROTHER
      @BlGGESTBROTHER 8 років тому +16

      +Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar He just had to poke his sjw head up and inform us all of how ignorant we are.

    • @cosmonaut379
      @cosmonaut379 8 років тому +3

      shut up

    • @thesenate2180
      @thesenate2180 8 років тому +1

      Don't remember him saying anything about that.

    • @cjamesfelts
      @cjamesfelts 8 років тому

      Never said they were. However you can be both

  • @MilleniumKing13
    @MilleniumKing13 8 років тому

    Please continue with this series. This is a great video and a start to a great series. I miss Social Autopsy but I like how this is very similar except less comedy and more dark humor. Question everything, including what you think you believe!

  • @Angel-cz1ed
    @Angel-cz1ed 8 років тому +23

    why the Fuck I am still fucking awake . and is it he's thing to upload in weird times

    • @sababibilashvili5434
      @sababibilashvili5434 8 років тому +1

      +angel Light he uploads the wierd shit at night to "spook you". and also I wonder the same thing, why the fuck am I awake?

    • @giganigga4347
      @giganigga4347 8 років тому

      2spooky4me

    • @H2OSEALS
      @H2OSEALS 8 років тому

      +angel Light FUCKIN NORMES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @H2OSEALS
      @H2OSEALS 8 років тому

      It's Just a Prank Bro! There's A camera over there.

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 8 років тому

      +H2OSEALS I don't normally enjoy trolls, but when I do, I prefer H2OSEALS

  • @Jackendo
    @Jackendo 8 років тому +6

    Spoiler Alert: That skeleton in the back isn't a prob. It's Bob. Rob is a cannibal confirmed

  • @pikachew340
    @pikachew340 8 років тому

    Question everything? Sounds like my kind of series. Keep up the good work Rob!

  • @RobinBeirne
    @RobinBeirne 8 років тому +15

    I'm sure most of the 11% who said they would eat human flesh are trying to be '2-edgy-4-u' and would never actually do it.

    • @hettane
      @hettane 8 років тому

      exactly

    • @mikethemilkman5246
      @mikethemilkman5246 8 років тому +1

      +Robin Burn Too many attention whores out there ready and willing to sell themselves for 15 mins of fame.

    • @everettlogan2433
      @everettlogan2433 8 років тому

      +Robin Burn Or they hold a more realistic and nihilistic view of the world. Maybe they can see that humans are animals, and the only difference between human meat and cow meat is the morality of the individual.

    • @RobinBeirne
      @RobinBeirne 8 років тому

      +Everett Logan owch, I seem to have cut my fingers on one of your many edges.

    • @everettlogan2433
      @everettlogan2433 8 років тому

      ***** I seem to have been stunned by your utter inability to understand how people have different ways of thinking. I suppose there are only two kinds of people, the people who like Nintendo and the people who are lying right? Nobody can genuinely have a different opinion than yours without simply trying to go against the grain. I can't even imagine how frustrating political discussions must be for you.

  • @MaCabaret
    @MaCabaret 8 років тому +4

    I'd love to see a video on "right to die" policies and the ethics of a life support vegetative state.

  • @Mintyoreos
    @Mintyoreos 8 років тому +2

    wicked video!

  • @evxl-
    @evxl- 8 років тому +25

    Pretty repulsive to even consider cannibalism as a means for food. Honestly, and I mean it, if I was on a stranded island with someone and was starving. I'd die before I even consider eating human flesh.
    Eating your own kind. Not to mention that we have sustainable food sources.

    • @cannonminion4280
      @cannonminion4280 8 років тому +7

      +zRainman- Come back when you have been stranded on an island with someone and where starving.

    • @evxl-
      @evxl- 8 років тому +4

      You seem a little defensive... Is it because you have cannibalistic desires, and I've offended you?

    • @cannonminion4280
      @cannonminion4280 8 років тому +5

      No I don't think I was being defensive I was being informative because I don't think you have been in a situation like that so you can't really say you wouldn't eat someone.

    • @EphemeralProductions
      @EphemeralProductions 8 років тому

      same here. I feel the same way.

    • @BillyBob-cs9tg
      @BillyBob-cs9tg 8 років тому +3

      Eating your own kind is like eating your family and yourself. Whoever loses sanity and goes into canabilism such weak minded. lol

  • @dunez_7644
    @dunez_7644 8 років тому +9

    Tbh I thought about it. If it was like the apocalypse damn right when you die I'm gonna eat you. Eat or be eaten.

    • @dunez_7644
      @dunez_7644 8 років тому +1

      Only if it was the apocalypse remember that.

    • @dunez_7644
      @dunez_7644 8 років тому

      ***** Good,good ,very good....

  • @urobleps
    @urobleps 8 років тому +3

    I bite my nails relentlessly... Well I guess I'm a relentless self-cannibal then.

    • @joannbowden6220
      @joannbowden6220 5 років тому

      THE RELENTLESS SELF CANNIBALS.... Perfect name for a Punk Rock band! 🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗

  • @kristinfredrickson304
    @kristinfredrickson304 8 років тому +32

    If you can eat a steak, you can eat a human!

    • @kristinfredrickson304
      @kristinfredrickson304 8 років тому +3

      That's your perception of it, but I think humans and animals are the same..I would eat a human if I had to.

    • @sorryitsanna7812
      @sorryitsanna7812 8 років тому +3

      +Space Dorito Peridot Well obviously people have different views and opinions.

    • @yeahboi904
      @yeahboi904 8 років тому +1

      Except for the main difference is that humans are our species and we have evolved to not like this

    • @00maniacmanny00
      @00maniacmanny00 8 років тому +12

      +Kristin Fredrickson If we are the same then why don't we start marrying cows and having babies with them? Huh? This animal rights PETA bullshit is getting out of hand. You know damn well you would rather kill a cow than kill your mother. Saying "if you can eat a steak you can eat a human" is like saying "if you smoke Ciggarettes you can smoke meth!"

    • @TheSatisfactoryMeatstick
      @TheSatisfactoryMeatstick 8 років тому

      Doesn't mean that we can bring ourselves to butcher the cow or the human.

  • @LaraCroft131
    @LaraCroft131 8 років тому +40

    I do wonder how humans taste
    Call me sick all you want. but that is something i wonder and kinda wanna try to find out for myself.

    • @pajokamikaze
      @pajokamikaze 7 років тому +5

      You're sick... Make some tea, go to bed and make yourself comfy with fuzzy blankets, take a shower if you need to refresh yourself, maybe one of those vitamin pills just for the boost, you'll be healthy in no time!

    • @determined2win16
      @determined2win16 6 років тому +3

      You going to have it with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

    • @use0037
      @use0037 4 роки тому

      same

  • @hallowsevehorror
    @hallowsevehorror 8 років тому

    YES, i love this!!!!! what an excellent concept, Rob.

  • @keithkogane841
    @keithkogane841 8 років тому +64

    haha
    i was in the 11% that said yes

  • @christopherholloway6755
    @christopherholloway6755 7 років тому +12

    I'd rather my body to be eaten by people in need rather then letting it rot in the ground

  • @ellenwuzhere
    @ellenwuzhere 8 років тому

    Loving this new series, Rob!

  • @stormamir2392
    @stormamir2392 7 років тому +4

    Id rather die and then be eaten because i cant take the pain of someone ripping my skin off. That hurts wow....i would never eat someone

    • @noodle4863
      @noodle4863 6 років тому

      Well what if they kill you by skinning you, and then eat you? Dun dun dunnn

    • @icantthinkofagoodname7992
      @icantthinkofagoodname7992 5 років тому

      What if you die of natural causes?

  • @YELLOWHEADlv3
    @YELLOWHEADlv3 8 років тому +29

    Im sorry rob this video make me sick. I have a open mind to most things but not about eating other human beings

    • @homesick9992
      @homesick9992 8 років тому +28

      then you're not really open-minded.

    • @YELLOWHEADlv3
      @YELLOWHEADlv3 8 років тому +6

      not to this hell no. Its just my opinion.

    • @homesick9992
      @homesick9992 8 років тому +20

      Willo Wisp I know its your opinion.
      I hate it when people say that, "its just my opinion".
      Like I know, everybody knows. No need to state it. Opinions can be challenged.

    • @YELLOWHEADlv3
      @YELLOWHEADlv3 8 років тому +5

      Tyr Fenrir Only speak for yourself man cause are closed minded people who wouldnt understand that just my opinion. I dont get why you hate it so much just ignore the statement...

    • @OffMeMeds
      @OffMeMeds 8 років тому +3

      +Tyr “The One Above All” Fenrir Opinions like this shouldn't need to be challenged, cannibalism isn't something normal people consider and of course are going to feel sickened by, it certainly doesn't mean you've got a closed mind because you aren't open to having your neighbours over for dinner literally..

  • @evanfabri7297
    @evanfabri7297 8 років тому

    I am perpetually impressed by your ability to speak on difficult subjects with the appropriate level of respect.

  • @upaboipaboeverybodypabo871
    @upaboipaboeverybodypabo871 7 років тому +12

    I am so dirty minded.

  • @brandonvarey
    @brandonvarey 8 років тому +9

    remember to eat the hearts of your foes..... to gain there courage

    • @ryancasey4904
      @ryancasey4904 8 років тому

      I eat it for fun after I behead people :3

    • @MaCabaret
      @MaCabaret 8 років тому +5

      But not their grammar...

    • @7firefly763
      @7firefly763 8 років тому +2

      +TheoneandonlyCrowMan You're a national hero

    • @Redsoxking
      @Redsoxking 8 років тому

      Where is that reference from?

    • @brandonvarey
      @brandonvarey 8 років тому +1

      +Redsoxking I don't remember the original, but it's prof farnsworth in episode "war is the h word"

  • @Kelly197866
    @Kelly197866 4 роки тому +1

    I've been meaning to say you have now become one of my favorite creators on UA-cam. And I am not going to eat anytime soon lol. Nah, I will just not right now lol. Love your videos, Rob!

  • @williamlincks6826
    @williamlincks6826 7 років тому +4

    Hmm. I think health reasons are enough reason for me to keep from eating people, but I'll keep what else was said in mind. P.S. This video helped me with a short story I'm writing.

    • @use0037
      @use0037 4 роки тому

      whats the story about?

  • @eddiec8753
    @eddiec8753 8 років тому +9

    Rob, I gave u a thumbs up for this video but I want to vomit. Seriously

  • @sammi723
    @sammi723 8 років тому

    Will you be doing more of these? I am a very curious person so I LOVE watching this series. Plus I love the theme editing... So cool. Love all your work Rob.

  • @1dcm44
    @1dcm44 8 років тому +7

    being a cannibal is so fucked up.

    • @1dcm44
      @1dcm44 8 років тому +4

      i'd never do it even if it was my only way to live.

    • @Pamer21
      @Pamer21 8 років тому +4

      +# *MollyWhoppin' Of course you would. It's easy to say you wouldn't when you're not starving and there's a McDonalds on every corner. Survival instincts are strong.

    • @1dcm44
      @1dcm44 8 років тому

      +Pamela Haselwood there is no mcdonalds on every corner.

    • @sander4656
      @sander4656 8 років тому

      You have never been starving before then, Have you ever gone any longer than 24 hours without food? Go 3 days without eating anything, then say you would never eat any person in any situation again.

    • @angeliquehoeberigs7056
      @angeliquehoeberigs7056 8 років тому

      I think it's a mental disorder or some shit

  • @Sartinalexander
    @Sartinalexander 8 років тому +8

    watching this video made me feel sick to my stomach.

  • @sadboys1741
    @sadboys1741 8 років тому +1

    ive been bitting my lip the whole time during the video lmao XD

  • @NenadKralj
    @NenadKralj 8 років тому +4

    Remember! If it look good eat it !! :-)

    • @cs2d20
      @cs2d20 8 років тому +1

      k I'm gonna eat you (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol jk XD

    • @NenadKralj
      @NenadKralj 8 років тому

      coolsub 20D (hehe) interesting. Try it! *****​ yes you can have a bite ;-)

    • @NenadKralj
      @NenadKralj 8 років тому

      ***** that was only joke :-) but thank you!

    • @cs2d20
      @cs2d20 8 років тому

      +Cabbage Head *Illuminati music plays*

    • @Urzaran
      @Urzaran 8 років тому

      +Nenad Kralj Thank you for the input, Mr. Zimmern. :p

  • @xenith9550
    @xenith9550 8 років тому +6

    No

  • @omfgnoobswtf
    @omfgnoobswtf 8 років тому

    "Question everything" how awesome! Can't wait for more!

  • @BioChemistryWizard
    @BioChemistryWizard 8 років тому +5

    I wonder what God thinks of cannibalism.. hmmm

    • @MohamedElGoharyy
      @MohamedElGoharyy 8 років тому

      In Islam it's mentioned as the grossest thing one can do, and as a comparison of talking bad behind someone's someone's back

    • @MohamedElGoharyy
      @MohamedElGoharyy 8 років тому +1

      *****​​ No, it talks about dead animals (animals that died naturally or from disease) not people... And it says it's wrong unless in a survival situation when one has no other choice
      Here's a translation : {(*He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah (God). But whoever is forced [by necessity], neither desiring [it] nor transgressing [its limit], there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah (God) is Forgiving and Merciful.*)}

    • @MohamedElGoharyy
      @MohamedElGoharyy 8 років тому +1

      *****​​​ and in 49:12 it mentions eating a human meat as a metaphor of the most disgusting thing one can do.
      {(*O you who have believed, avoid much [negative] assumption. Indeed, some assumption is sin. And do not spy or backbite each other. Would one of you like to eat the flesh of his brother when dead? You would detest it. And fear Allah (God) ; indeed, Allah (God) is Accepting of repentance and Merciful.*)}

    • @MohamedElGoharyy
      @MohamedElGoharyy 8 років тому

      ***** By the way, I'm not Christian but I think it means it in a metaphorical way in Matthew, since it means drink my forgiveness and that he died for their sins and stuff, and it also speaks about Jesus only not all humans

    • @bnbcraft6666
      @bnbcraft6666 8 років тому +1

      I think he'd probably wouldn't agree

  • @onelonelyeddhead3109
    @onelonelyeddhead3109 7 років тому +9

    I don't really see biting your nails as auto canniblism, I know it's definitely a form of PICA though...

    • @patricialabas5170
      @patricialabas5170 7 років тому +4

      IMA BUN I agree. there's a big difference between nail biting, chewing the inside of your cheek, pricking your finger and sucking it.... versus.... ohhhhhh frying up a big ol' piece of calf muscle and seasoning it for consumption. don't get me wrong. I am one of the 50% that would do it for survival but it is different.

    • @dannyknight2597
      @dannyknight2597 7 років тому +3

      IMA BUN your nails are not flesh

  • @cecilianope2439
    @cecilianope2439 8 років тому

    This is awesome Rob! Please make more!

  • @AnnieGaming
    @AnnieGaming 8 років тому +6

    don't we have enough food :\

  • @togetherohoahasiw3184
    @togetherohoahasiw3184 8 років тому +7

    Why did I show up here again.... Oh yeah I'm a ghoul

  • @xlilslayerx
    @xlilslayerx 8 років тому

    Awesome video! I really love how well informative and sourced all of your information is.
    I've always found the subject of cannibalism fascinating. If the opportunity arose, I probably would try a small amount of human flesh out of curiosity. Consensual consuming sound not be questioned upon if both parties have signed in my opinion. However, I really love reading the case files of cannibals who eat their victims because I want to understand why they do so (although there are correlation theories, everyone has different reasons).

  • @claylalalalalalallalalalal5128
    @claylalalalalalallalalalal5128 7 років тому +3

    To be honest with you human meat doesn't taste good, and it has a lot of saturated fat.

    • @zannis5441
      @zannis5441 7 років тому

      Claylalalala lalallalalalallalala you are talking about Americans here?

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 6 років тому +1

      George Foreman Grill for the win.

  • @Bluelemonzz
    @Bluelemonzz 8 років тому +8

    this video is making me nauseous.

    • @amytrumpler3653
      @amytrumpler3653 8 років тому +1

      Especially the comments

    • @Bluelemonzz
      @Bluelemonzz 8 років тому

      Amy Trumpler lol i didn't read the comments, but now I don't want to

    • @TheSeanoops
      @TheSeanoops 8 років тому

      Look up the letters sent by the cannibal Albert fish, he kidnapped a young girl, strangled her to death, dismembered her body and cooked up her ass like a rump roast. Then, sometime later he sent a letter to the girls mother detailing the ordeal as a means of torturing her. Have fun.

    • @warden-u488
      @warden-u488 6 років тому

      Not me.

  • @sniv2516
    @sniv2516 6 років тому +1

    Video: eating scabs (yes some people do that),
    Me, biting my fingers and with a half-eaten scab: [sweats]

  • @grodmanboll
    @grodmanboll 8 років тому +14

    This is why I'm vegan

    • @warden-u488
      @warden-u488 6 років тому +2

      No, go away.

    • @lilfurrypaws
      @lilfurrypaws 6 років тому +1

      Dead Meme
      You still are eating yourself.

  • @hellokittyfan244
    @hellokittyfan244 8 років тому +14

    We don't even need to eat animal meat. #vegan

    • @v00d00child187
      @v00d00child187 7 років тому +8

      I bet vegans taste better:)...mmmnomnomnomnom

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 7 років тому

      I feel like they may taste kinda bitter though

    • @ashleyfromresidentevil4618
      @ashleyfromresidentevil4618 7 років тому

      #tryingtobebutyoucansayi'mveganiguess

    • @jesvs666.
      @jesvs666. 7 років тому

      Penelope Obelix then what we eat grass twigs sticks?

  • @mizukiakagi896
    @mizukiakagi896 7 років тому

    describing the embalming process made me shiver....

  • @EdgeOfNightfall
    @EdgeOfNightfall 8 років тому

    I've always agreed with this way of thinking. I by no means am a cannibal, nor do I have the desire to be. However after thinking it through I really don't see why it's all that bad, as long as both participants consent. In fact, if I were in a survival situation and I knew I was next to die, I would have no problem with the others using my body as a hope for living a little longer so they could hopefully find civilization.

  • @megmccombs453
    @megmccombs453 8 років тому

    This was a great video. Really entertaining! Thank you. 🙃

  • @scottishfilmhistorian
    @scottishfilmhistorian 8 років тому

    Love the new show! Can't wait to see more.

  • @caylarivera6957
    @caylarivera6957 8 років тому

    Loving this new series, so interesting :)

  • @brooklynnedagnone533
    @brooklynnedagnone533 8 років тому +1

    I love Rob's hair, oh my gosh. It looks so good long.

  • @farahfakih1169
    @farahfakih1169 8 років тому

    i for real love you, Rob

  • @ericenriquez9671
    @ericenriquez9671 8 років тому

    Love your shows keep up the good work!

  • @Sleepingwithghosts46
    @Sleepingwithghosts46 8 років тому

    I am currently taking neuroanatomy in Med school, I had no idea regarding the existence of V127. My professor stated that research is now turning their attention to prions in the substancia nigra of the brain as the main culprit for Parkinson's disease.
    I will definitely share the v127 research with my professor.
    Thanks rob!

  • @kiwikoopa6806
    @kiwikoopa6806 7 років тому +1

    I really like that I’m getting kids show ads on a video about cannibalism.

  • @RainCheck797
    @RainCheck797 6 років тому

    This actually really freaked me out, my grandparents lived in Watertown NY at the time, itsreally small town

  • @Steamology1997
    @Steamology1997 7 років тому +2

    So a cannibal passes his neighbor in the woods...