Weird Plague 'Cures' (The Black Death)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  4 роки тому +2087

    “There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died, that all believed it was the end of the world.”
    What 'cure' do you think was the craziest?

    • @FrehleyFan3988
      @FrehleyFan3988 4 роки тому +5

      I'm not really sure

    • @zelarojas2213
      @zelarojas2213 4 роки тому +4

      Do Tuskegee airmen

    • @ant91011
      @ant91011 4 роки тому +5

      Nice suspenseful voice

    • @Panda-xn3be
      @Panda-xn3be 4 роки тому +6

      Simple History hi

    • @walmartcartel
      @walmartcartel 4 роки тому +8

      Buy your urine here! Get your fresh urine! Straight from another body to your body!

  • @Chicken69420
    @Chicken69420 4 роки тому +4184

    As a chicken myself, I find that live chicken cure to be kinda disturbing

  • @chadlarson4149
    @chadlarson4149 4 роки тому +668

    Doctor: "Bath in Urine and then drink it."
    Me: "I'll just die of the plague, thanks."

    • @ricasiogaming7873
      @ricasiogaming7873 4 роки тому +15

      Lol I know right 😂

    • @CoolGuy-pn9jo
      @CoolGuy-pn9jo 4 роки тому +3

      Ya

    • @antrax607
      @antrax607 4 роки тому +10

      Bear Grylls: Nice!

    • @Lolpy.
      @Lolpy. 4 роки тому +12

      I mean, if you were around back then, you pretty much saw that as good as how we currently view anesthetic. Modern Medicine at the time.

    • @Yes-mj7mx
      @Yes-mj7mx 4 роки тому +9

      I would bath but not drink

  • @Jadekrystine
    @Jadekrystine 4 роки тому +1444

    Plague doctor: hey guess what?
    Person with plague: what?
    Doctor: chicken butt

    • @starsheet.
      @starsheet. 4 роки тому +16

      😷😷😷

    • @rat8926
      @rat8926 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 4 роки тому +15

      Every joke has it's origin in some truth!🤣

    • @user-eo6ou6rh1v
      @user-eo6ou6rh1v 4 роки тому +8

      I have a small brain so please explain it for me

    • @Anna-fj9zg
      @Anna-fj9zg 4 роки тому +7

      😂

  • @viper_7712
    @viper_7712 4 роки тому +605

    4:48 “urine was believed to have healing properties.”
    Imagine a knight with a limb cut off have another knight walk over to him and say “oi buddy gotcha leg cut off? Eh, lemme just piss on it, it’ll grow right back!”

    • @nosignal63
      @nosignal63 4 роки тому +14

      Meme boi you made my day 😂

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +17

      Funnily enough, piss works rather well on fire ant bites.

    • @jingg5929
      @jingg5929 4 роки тому +2

      Fo sho

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +1

      @an nice Gotta have a prepared jar of the stuff, friend.

    • @shanjudal
      @shanjudal 4 роки тому +2

      tis but a scratch

  • @red115sniper4
    @red115sniper4 4 роки тому +1053

    Rich: *Uses a few crushed emeralds as medicine*
    Villager: half a carrot, take it or leave

  • @fireandcopper
    @fireandcopper 4 роки тому +761

    "Mom I have a headache"
    "it's all the books you've been reading"
    Moms- 1800's

  • @unubilegbaasanjav333
    @unubilegbaasanjav333 4 роки тому +462

    Doctors : we need a cure
    Also doctors : PEE PEE POO POO

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 4 роки тому +10

      CHICKEN PEE PEE POO POO HAHA QE ARE DOCTER0

    • @daowee7293
      @daowee7293 3 роки тому +3

      Peepeepoopoo yeah
      YeEEEEEEeeeEeEee
      Peepeepoopoo yeah
      YeEEeeEeEEEEeeee

    • @lawaklawakpeace9333
      @lawaklawakpeace9333 3 роки тому +2

      YEAAAHH BATHING IN URINE IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

    • @raizjustin6163
      @raizjustin6163 3 роки тому +1

      YeAH POo PeE PoPO PeE PooPOO pEe

    • @mapnitician
      @mapnitician 3 роки тому

      Tiktok or baby kata?

  • @zed4643
    @zed4643 4 роки тому +164

    Imagine living in a time like that. Must have been horrific especially not having the knowledge of modern medicine. We’re all very fortunate.

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 3 роки тому +16

      Tragic though, that we refused to use medicine and education to prevent death.

    • @lovelylori5147
      @lovelylori5147 3 роки тому +3

      It truly was/is tragic

    • @kommieafterlife2635
      @kommieafterlife2635 2 роки тому +12

      People in 300 years:
      "I can't believe what those in the 20th and 21st century used to do for medicine! Open body surgery?!? Chemotherapy!?!"

    • @twon-dakid3098
      @twon-dakid3098 Рік тому +1

      Seeing bodies every you go yea scary

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Рік тому

      @@kommieafterlife2635 I can also imagine that happening as well.

  • @concepcionponce8228
    @concepcionponce8228 4 роки тому +894

    Guy: *gets infected*
    Doctors back them: COME HERE AND LEMME RUB THIS CHICKEN ON YA!

    • @phucgiang395
      @phucgiang395 4 роки тому +35

      *Give your meat a good ol' rub*

    • @xexx3036
      @xexx3036 4 роки тому +8

      @@phucgiang395 😏

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 4 роки тому +4

      Ed from eene would be dying to get the plague to get a chicken rubbed on him

    • @impadop4558
      @impadop4558 4 роки тому

      **pisses on chicken covered infected**

    • @thutranxuan4507
      @thutranxuan4507 4 роки тому +2

      @@phucgiang395 HEHE BOI

  • @viet_cong_momiji2324
    @viet_cong_momiji2324 4 роки тому +1266

    Title: "unbelievable"
    Me: seems believable

  • @ortspoon2430
    @ortspoon2430 4 роки тому +1705

    People in 2130 be like:
    Weird coronavirus 'Cures'

    • @darkslashgaming5758
      @darkslashgaming5758 4 роки тому +97

      Avies *people in 2130 be like*
      Grandpa wtf was the corona virus challenge

    • @boopscoop7154
      @boopscoop7154 4 роки тому +16

      This needs more likes XD

    • @s5701
      @s5701 4 роки тому +56

      Number one buying toilet paper like a mad man

    • @aaa-vx8ke
      @aaa-vx8ke 4 роки тому +28

      Bleach is a “cure”

    • @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872
      @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 4 роки тому +26

      like essential oils. It's fucking stupid what people think will cure them.

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 4 роки тому +544

    Medical society: "Quick, we need a cure!"
    Random doctor: "Why don't we try shaving ourselves, bathe in clean water, and exterminate the rats that suddenly appeared out of nowhere?"
    "Sit down!"

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 4 роки тому +38

      Clean what?
      The water has been smeling funny since the leather workshop open.
      Can hard liquer work?

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 4 роки тому +14

      Mayor: "We try, and bath house was turned into brothel... and people keep killing witch..."

    • @csickpuppy
      @csickpuppy 4 роки тому +18

      “Let’s kill more cats, clearly this the work of a witch”. While you’re at it how about killing the witches also? But how do we identify the witches? Witches float right, we’ll tie up the witches and toss them into the lake. If they float, we burn them at the stake. If they drown, we steal all of their land and money.

    • @PaulReinhard
      @PaulReinhard 4 роки тому +5

      I think the answer was CATS.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Рік тому +1

      I'm sure that's the right response there. The past was really nuts that's for sure.

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 4 роки тому +1494

    12-year-old me: *skips Flu vaccine*
    My ancestors who watched their families die in the Black Plague: *Press Y to shame*

    • @johnnysins4715
      @johnnysins4715 4 роки тому +35

      But end up getting and surviving
      Pride

    • @TheCerealkiller148
      @TheCerealkiller148 4 роки тому +10

      Y

    • @machofriz857
      @machofriz857 4 роки тому +9

      Y

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 4 роки тому +6

      Just bathe them in urine and a urine drink if they dont like Flu vaccine.

    • @lokisg3
      @lokisg3 4 роки тому +15

      @@johnnysins4715
      Hey! I survive!
      *Staring 80% of family members tombstone*
      Meh. At least I survive.

  • @spectrumstudios4848
    @spectrumstudios4848 4 роки тому +729

    “Bring out yer dead!”
    “Bring out yer dead!”
    “Bring out yer dead!”

    • @curtishammer748
      @curtishammer748 4 роки тому +43

      "Eah, 'ee sais 'ees nawht ded."
      "Yes 'ee is..."

    • @anxiousseal556
      @anxiousseal556 4 роки тому +13

      Only nine pence!

    • @jackw.5000
      @jackw.5000 4 роки тому +7

      Pies lesu domine [thump] dona eis requiem [thump]

    • @evanhoy2339
      @evanhoy2339 4 роки тому +1

      Happy thought happy thoughts bonk off

    • @coffee4682
      @coffee4682 4 роки тому +7

      ***ding ding***
      “Bring out yer dead!”

  • @DLFloyd
    @DLFloyd 4 роки тому +145

    "Bring out your dead"
    "I'm not quite dead yet"
    "Sure you are"

  • @acappuccino8410
    @acappuccino8410 4 роки тому +115

    "Urine was believed to have healing properties"
    Me: ah, just like essential oils

    • @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
      @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 4 роки тому +2

      Urine has more medicinal properties

    • @Theo-bk6qj
      @Theo-bk6qj 4 роки тому +4

      RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK no. Not really. It contain pathogens.

    • @user-sq3mg3wu5l
      @user-sq3mg3wu5l 3 роки тому +1

      Hehe

    • @acappuccino8410
      @acappuccino8410 3 роки тому +1

      @Harutyun Tatlyan essential oils may brighten up a room, or make the smell better, even better the air quality, but idk about helping treat a disease.

    • @acappuccino8410
      @acappuccino8410 3 роки тому

      @Harutyun Tatlyan ok, but, how does it *actually* help? Like, if you have the flu, what does it do to help fight the virus

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 роки тому +1458

    We bigfoots are able to avoid plagues by just staying really deep in the woods

    • @jdk9843
      @jdk9843 4 роки тому +38

      Hello mr foot

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 4 роки тому +21

      Spotted...

    • @BigslattYSL
      @BigslattYSL 4 роки тому +29

      I see you everywhere, remember me as your 90th viewer

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 4 роки тому +10

      @@BigslattYSL liking your own comment isn't cool dude

    • @rpggaming4167
      @rpggaming4167 4 роки тому +3

      90th like

  • @senseiwurstbrot5350
    @senseiwurstbrot5350 4 роки тому +312

    God: How many lives do you wanna destroy?
    Black Death: Yes
    God: And you, Doc, how many lives do you wanna save?
    Doctor: No

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 4 роки тому +151

    Who would win :
    -The entirety of Europe
    -A few jumpy Boys on Rats

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 4 роки тому +198

    Treacle may have had something to it, since concentrated sugars are actually anti-bacterial.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 4 роки тому +78

      Kowboy USA it might be literally the only “cure” that didn’t kill or further infect the patient. Even if it did literally nothing it was still better than rubbing chickens or turds on yourselves

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 4 роки тому +13

      Richard don’t forget blood letting, really, a big problem is that a lot of treatments did more harm than good.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 4 роки тому +10

      That treatment seemed more sane than the other ones mentioned in the video.

  • @freetime5803
    @freetime5803 4 роки тому +1206

    The live chicken cure did not help fight the disease.
    It did, however, create the first ever furry!

    • @thewarden6050
      @thewarden6050 4 роки тому +51

      Oh No!

    • @jaelan.carvajal6082
      @jaelan.carvajal6082 4 роки тому +49

      *Chicken noises intensifies*

    • @thewarden6050
      @thewarden6050 4 роки тому +7

      @@jaelan.carvajal6082 StOp!!! PlIeAsE

    • @unoriginalname2939
      @unoriginalname2939 4 роки тому +59

      Actually that would probably belong to ancient Egypt, where everyone believed in divine fursonas like Thoth, Anubis, or Sobek.
      Also wanna remind y'all that Thoth in Greek was spelled Θώθ

    • @811brian
      @811brian 4 роки тому +3

      But chickens have feathers, not fur.

  • @lombardo141
    @lombardo141 4 роки тому +403

    Files and maggots called that “the golden age “ 👀

  • @nugett506
    @nugett506 4 роки тому +61

    Man: doctor I have the Black Death
    Doctor: just bathe in piss for the next few weeks
    Man:what?
    Doctor: now get out

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 4 роки тому +57

    I'm so happy to be born in this era. I can't imagine how terrifying life during this time was like

  • @GasMeltdown
    @GasMeltdown 4 роки тому +245

    me: *gets the bubonic plague*
    Karen: its cause of that damn videogame

    • @jingg5929
      @jingg5929 4 роки тому +27

      Everyone is blaming on videogames these days right?

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +4

      @@jingg5929 yap

    • @beefyboy9142
      @beefyboy9142 4 роки тому +8

      GasMeltdown can I speak to your manager

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +7

      @@beefyboy9142 this is manager speaking, what is it?

  • @studiodogy1452
    @studiodogy1452 4 роки тому +34

    Me: Doctor... Are you sure this will work?
    Doctor: Fear not.. *pulls out a chicken from his coat*
    Doctor: My cure is most effective.

  • @user-tn8rl1lc8l
    @user-tn8rl1lc8l 4 роки тому +48

    Bubonic plague: *exists*
    Antibiotics: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @leonardobaluyos4309
      @leonardobaluyos4309 4 роки тому +2

      what about bactereophages

    • @vex693
      @vex693 2 роки тому +1

      Well looks like the antibiotics showed up late at the corpse party

  • @bostongunn9124
    @bostongunn9124 4 роки тому +173

    Me: catches the plague
    Nurse: “here’s an ice pack”

    • @JustSomeWarRobots
      @JustSomeWarRobots 4 роки тому +3

      Kid has sizure in PE
      Nurse: throw ice pack out of window
      USE THIS

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 9 місяців тому

      That or bandaid

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 4 роки тому +225

    Nobody:
    Medieval Plague Doctor: *CHICKEN*

  • @astragodz2105
    @astragodz2105 4 роки тому +95

    No one:
    Plague Doctors: *lmao let's yeet a chicken to his arm lol*

  • @ColeODriscoll
    @ColeODriscoll 4 роки тому +36

    8:35 if only the narrator knew he’d probably participating in this, as would almost all of us just a year after this video was made.

  • @howaboutno5569
    @howaboutno5569 4 роки тому +270

    The bubos would then be covered by human fe-
    OH GOD STOP
    EDIT:typo by*

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan 4 роки тому +201

    King of France can into space 1:20

  • @nathansteiner8595
    @nathansteiner8595 4 роки тому +21

    Peasant: docter please help me I have been infected with the plague.
    Docter: okay hold on one minute. Nurse ready the chicken.
    Peasant: the what now.

  • @tranthiminhchauam5538
    @tranthiminhchauam5538 4 роки тому +40

    School nurses when ice pack couldn't cure the Black Plague: IMPOSSIBLE

  • @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
    @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot 4 роки тому +225

    "Life has been so tragic-"
    YT: heres a beer ad..

  • @arifcso6633
    @arifcso6633 4 роки тому +421

    Plague Inc.
    Mission Failed
    You didn't kill whole population of the earth
    I edited on Earth instead of in earth
    Ok guys I fixed from population the Earth to
    Whole population of the Earth

  • @HumanoidCableDreads
    @HumanoidCableDreads 4 роки тому +7

    I saw a docu on the plague of London, and there were records of a barber who kept a mummified human head and would clip the moss growing on it off and rub it on people's pox as a cure. My first thought was wondering if anyone asked where he got that mummified human head.

  • @jeffreytam7684
    @jeffreytam7684 4 роки тому +10

    I mean, the buboes bursting was often a good thing: it meant you had lived long enough for your body to start to fight back, and that you had a chance to live.

    • @09stoneheart
      @09stoneheart 11 годин тому

      The buboes are actually the body's lymph nodes swelling from the immune system trying to fight the virus.

  • @Torsk1007
    @Torsk1007 4 роки тому +216

    In Italy the plague switched sides to help the humans

    • @sokam9727
      @sokam9727 4 роки тому +61

      In France the plague gave up

    • @dagalealtd4888
      @dagalealtd4888 4 роки тому +35

      In England the plague never surrendered and continued to fight.

    • @madspartan4369
      @madspartan4369 4 роки тому +44

      In America the plague didn't arrive until the end

    • @alanbarboza781
      @alanbarboza781 4 роки тому +1

      It’s playoffs time Kevin harvick ain’t looking so good but neither is Logano I’m going to Texas motor speedway and homestead for the races

    • @GarfieldRex
      @GarfieldRex 4 роки тому +28

      In Germany, the plague just blitzed all around

  • @NMGamingYT
    @NMGamingYT 4 роки тому +208

    You guys should do a video about the battle of Iwo Jima.

  • @Saul30119
    @Saul30119 4 роки тому +22

    Medieval time :
    - Doctor, I feel sick
    - IT MUST BE YOUR WIFE ! SHE MUST BE A WITCH ! Also here is the cure ( cure : cocain )

  • @MetallicBascinet
    @MetallicBascinet 4 роки тому +5

    Peasant: "omg im sick."
    Doctor: "Guess what"
    Peasant: "What?"
    Doctor: "Chicken butt"

  • @zycklacon9588
    @zycklacon9588 4 роки тому +53

    My Mom:ItS BeCaUsE oF ThAt PhOnE

    • @riggedfootball103
      @riggedfootball103 4 роки тому +2

      lol I think in that time they said
      “it’s because of that damn book!”

  • @HerobrineMC-vg3pz
    @HerobrineMC-vg3pz 4 роки тому +27

    5:16 *Minecraft Villager hmming in anger*

  • @driesbennett308
    @driesbennett308 4 роки тому +10

    6:42 why does the whipping sound like the nintendo switch startup? Lol

  • @anvilmemetrooper
    @anvilmemetrooper 4 роки тому +3

    Black Death: *Exists*
    Poland: *LAUGHS IN BORDER CLOSURE*

  • @quirkyusername1093
    @quirkyusername1093 4 роки тому +77

    Next they'll prescribe rats as a "cure'

    • @anicrowsenjixd8918
      @anicrowsenjixd8918 4 роки тому

      Lmao

    • @Cyaner
      @Cyaner 4 роки тому +4

      dont think they will, considering...

    • @RainytheNB
      @RainytheNB 4 роки тому +1

      Ironically, rats blood was given out as a cure. Scientists now think that it acted as a primitive vaccine, because rats were naturally immune to the plague, and sometimes it would transfer the rats immunity to humans when drunk.

  • @matthew4833
    @matthew4833 4 роки тому +26

    I just learned about the Middle Ages in social studies so watching this was literally me back in social studies

  • @NormalChannel95
    @NormalChannel95 4 роки тому +23

    literally one of the most terrifying videos ever...
    But it did happen.

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 4 роки тому +11

    Now im starting to understand the weird phrase ... " So what , chicken butt " .

  • @bananabishop
    @bananabishop 4 роки тому +4

    Doctor: "I need piss!"
    R. Kelly: *UNZIPS PANTS* "Say no more."

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 4 роки тому +10

    The narrator really loves the way this job has turned.

  • @justarobloxnoob2678
    @justarobloxnoob2678 3 роки тому +3

    Plague:You cant defeat me
    Civillians: i know, but he can
    *C H I C K E N*

  • @mistymoon6227
    @mistymoon6227 4 роки тому +19

    Ring around the Rosie (I think that’s the name) the nursery rhyme has a dark meaning :( :
    It is about the plague a rash is something called Rosie then it says A pocket full of posies
    Which is a flower because the doctors thought that the smell could spread the plague
    Then it says tissue tissue which shows the coughing and sneezing,and……We all fall down shows they die
    Not much of a happy nursery rhyme huh,Search it up 0_0

    • @hakaishinryui4041
      @hakaishinryui4041 4 роки тому

      Misty Moon I studied this in social studies, There was usually red ring around your arm pits and they stuffed roses or rosies in their pockets to help them smell better

  • @BabsGamming
    @BabsGamming 4 роки тому +49

    "Which then cause a great pestilence is the air"
    SCP-049: I SMELL PESTILENCE! I'm the cure!

    • @doon3839
      @doon3839 4 роки тому +6

      Ah yes a scp fan

    • @DulocGuardsman
      @DulocGuardsman 2 роки тому

      But SCP-049 probably originated in the 17th century because the mask he used didn't exist until the 17th century

  • @SonoFelice-
    @SonoFelice- 4 роки тому +7

    Glad you guys still featuring that one guy going "aaaAaAAaahh~" 1:01

  • @Onerso
    @Onerso 4 роки тому +5

    8:06 why am I laughing xD

  • @jeffthewells7404
    @jeffthewells7404 4 роки тому +6

    7:39 my personal favorite.

  • @ChrisKane-
    @ChrisKane- 4 роки тому +34

    What, what?!?... Chicken Butt! 🐔🐔

  • @gabrielbickner4166
    @gabrielbickner4166 4 роки тому +94

    Normal people: Plague Doctor
    Other People: *SCP-049*

    • @weatherfan1925
      @weatherfan1925 4 роки тому +1

      Galaxy Gaming He is the cure! 🤪

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 4 роки тому +1

      ‘I am the cure’

    • @alvinli2733
      @alvinli2733 4 роки тому

      Pestilence

    • @wenlock8069
      @wenlock8069 4 роки тому +3

      Dr. Hamm: When you say "The Great Dying", are you talking about the bubonic plague?
      SCP-049: (Pauses) I don't know what that is.

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 роки тому

      Idk which one is worse lmao.

  • @falchion1966
    @falchion1966 4 роки тому +566

    Anti-vaxxers and Faith healers want to bring us back to this time.

  • @BlueTrex-km3gd
    @BlueTrex-km3gd 4 роки тому +41

    CARONAVIRUS: I WaNnA bE LIke mY GrANdfAtHER

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 3 роки тому +5

      Spanish flu: you can, son

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 4 роки тому +30

    Kind of makes you wonder what medicine from our era they'll look back on in 700 years and go "They did WHAT?!"

    • @gar4206
      @gar4206 4 роки тому +7

      They used VIAGRA!?!?

    • @bobjackson4287
      @bobjackson4287 4 роки тому +6

      They killed unborn children because they didn't want them? O wait that has always happened, just not on such a scale before. : /

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 4 роки тому

      @@gar4206 "Didn't they know that causes cytosis of the finger nails?!"

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 4 роки тому +13

      @@bobjackson4287 ​ *shrug* The body naturally aborts 1 in 3 fetuses on its own through acts of god anyway. Plus, it's not fair to force prepubescent girls or rape victims to bear a child they are likely not emotionally or fiscally prepared to take care of anyway. Especially if, such as in the case of the former, the act of giving birth has a high chance of killing them.

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 4 роки тому +9

      Chemotherapy and radiation, they will look back on that as barbaric, unfortunately, we use it because it is one of the few things that works a lot of the time.

  • @Bloodreign137
    @Bloodreign137 4 роки тому +26

    Imagine having Buboes on your male parts and being forced to get the live chicken treatment while your wife watches. Talk about awkward

    • @scottishbananaclan
      @scottishbananaclan 4 роки тому +2

      Well then

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 4 роки тому +1

      People down in Soho pay good money for stuff like that... erm, or so I'm told...

  • @murphymarlowe
    @murphymarlowe 3 роки тому +1

    7:57 That thrusting got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @godofrandom94
    @godofrandom94 4 роки тому +3

    - Guy close to death -
    Medieval Plague Doctor: that's a lot of damage! * give him a chicken tape *

  • @michaelvineyard9456
    @michaelvineyard9456 4 роки тому +7

    I was waiting for a jump scare at the end. Lol

  • @SoraRoxasXion13
    @SoraRoxasXion13 4 роки тому +26

    Just got a notification that this was uploaded 20 seconds ago
    Cheers!!!

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 4 роки тому +1

      Renee Speece ....
      Excuse me what?

    • @kuridog638
      @kuridog638 4 роки тому +1

      @Renee Speece what

  • @zebraboi_
    @zebraboi_ 4 роки тому +11

    Crushed emeralds can 'cure' the black death?
    Well meybe that's why villagers from Minecraft loves emerald. They were having the black death after all

  • @Praveen-rk7ct
    @Praveen-rk7ct 4 роки тому +126

    People in 2030 be like:
    How people cured corona virus by injecting hand santizers

    • @otusboi3910
      @otusboi3910 4 роки тому +5

      Bold of you to assume there will be people in 2030

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 4 роки тому +3

      @@Unidentified_Entity6 okay see you in 10 years, if your theory is true, then you will be able to reply this in 10 years

    • @dilaniperera761
      @dilaniperera761 4 роки тому +1

      You made this comment against trump right?

    • @RandomGuy-ej9gr
      @RandomGuy-ej9gr 4 роки тому

      Otusboi bold of you to assume there won’t be anyone left in 2030

    • @Lucas-rz3vl
      @Lucas-rz3vl 3 роки тому +1

      @@Unidentified_Entity6 It is a joke dude

  • @stdshurt7972
    @stdshurt7972 4 роки тому +3

    Me:gets the plague "aight ima head out"
    Everyone:BATHE IN PISS.

  • @killswitchwastaken
    @killswitchwastaken 4 роки тому +7

    I’m a plague doctor,for Halloween,and it’s Halloween.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +7

    It’s funny how one guy was like “maybe were a bit too religious?” And then everyone was like “Oh thank god yes.”

  • @clashoclan3371
    @clashoclan3371 4 роки тому +4

    Plague Doctor : Chicken cure
    *Every 60 Seconds In Africa A Minute Passes*

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 4 роки тому +7

    7:56
    Can we get a gif of this one loop you decided to hang on for an uncomfortably long time

  • @hindisijeff3184
    @hindisijeff3184 4 роки тому +4

    Wow, this got recommended to me the same time I heard about the bubonic plague came back in China..

  • @gamer_3536
    @gamer_3536 4 роки тому +19

    If time travel was real I would go back inside and bring today’s doctors

    • @macmac1019
      @macmac1019 4 роки тому +19

      They would be trialed as witches

    • @arandomperson5434
      @arandomperson5434 4 роки тому +5

      @@macmac1019 Then bring a 50. BMG or a 50. ACTION EXPRESS.

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 4 роки тому +2

      @@arandomperson5434 hi fbi does my microphone work?

    • @garfieldman2380
      @garfieldman2380 3 роки тому +4

      Back then people spoke old English which was drastically different then modern english, so good luck directing everyone

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 2 роки тому +6

    Plague Doctors be like
    "Hey, I know the world is a rough place,"
    *"It's gonna get much worse."*

  • @festival3051
    @festival3051 4 роки тому +5

    When the guys head was slowly going under the Urine I was shouting "don't you dare!"

  • @GrizzleyBearGamer96
    @GrizzleyBearGamer96 4 роки тому +8

    Symptom cure of the disease is: crushed emeralds
    Knuckles the Echinda:"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!"

  • @slyninja2298
    @slyninja2298 4 роки тому +8

    I'm just here because I've gotten some home Coronavirus work on the black death.

  • @nroshto
    @nroshto 4 роки тому +10

    i was a plauge doctor for this halloween great timing simple history

  • @mrgamerguy9104
    @mrgamerguy9104 4 роки тому +7

    Me:"Doc, what is that?"
    Doctor:"That is your pee, it has some useful materials in it to cure your virus."

  • @earlymorninstonedpimp
    @earlymorninstonedpimp 4 роки тому +1

    Plague Doctor: Why are you whipping yourself?
    Englishmen: YOU HAVIN A FUCKIN LAUGH, MATE?

  • @Theakritas_
    @Theakritas_ 4 роки тому +3

    Me : *gets infected by the plague*
    School nurse : *here's some ice pack*

  • @kailenschaftlinempire7802
    @kailenschaftlinempire7802 4 роки тому +6

    Scp 049 : You Fake Doctor! It must be me for this!!

  • @canofsteelcan6795
    @canofsteelcan6795 4 роки тому +10

    1346: Chicken butt
    2020: Toilet paper

  • @user-kt1jc1pu1g
    @user-kt1jc1pu1g 4 роки тому +1

    People of medieval times: hey dude,nothing is working! We need to find a cure
    Plague doctors:
    So....um...
    *Why don't we rub a roosters butt on your arms?*
    People: *challenge accepted*

  • @bluesharpie5006
    @bluesharpie5006 4 роки тому +80

    crushed emeralds: exists
    minecraft villagers: I'm bouta end this mans whole career.

  • @ghostshooter6242
    @ghostshooter6242 4 роки тому +5

    am taking this time to congratulate my ancestors for surviving those hard times

  • @Chriscers
    @Chriscers 4 роки тому +6

    Middle Ages Plague: Im the Best Killer in Human History and no more plagues ever...
    2020 Corona Virus: Hold my beer

  • @xxxdieselyyy2
    @xxxdieselyyy2 4 роки тому +2

    The Tuglug empire in this era was like Switzerland in ww2. Tuglugs kept deaths very low in the thousands

  • @RougeHimbo
    @RougeHimbo 4 роки тому +1

    >SMEARS FECES ON OPEN WOUNDS<
    *Aight I’m about to head out*

  • @HerobrineMC-vg3pz
    @HerobrineMC-vg3pz 4 роки тому +3

    1:25 I like how this is animated there the quality is good

  • @jeffreytam7684
    @jeffreytam7684 4 роки тому +3

    Gnarly factoid: the plague not only lived up to the billing of decimation. It literally exceeded it by anything from 2 to 5 times.

  • @deltaomega2136
    @deltaomega2136 2 роки тому

    6:06 "To keep the paste inside" I love how even the narrator can't hold back his disgust at this.

  • @ChainedCh0ng
    @ChainedCh0ng 3 роки тому +1

    The cause of increase of the mortality during that plague is not just the disease itself but the treatment methods used. Science and medicine greatly advanced really

  • @danmoriarty6980
    @danmoriarty6980 4 роки тому +5

    6:50 is this what inspired the book smacking cult from Monty python: and the holy grail?