Weird Plague 'Cures' (The Black Death)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  5 років тому +2087

    “There was no one who wept for any death, for all awaited death. And so many died, that all believed it was the end of the world.”
    What 'cure' do you think was the craziest?

    • @FrehleyFan3988
      @FrehleyFan3988 5 років тому +5

      I'm not really sure

    • @zelarojas2213
      @zelarojas2213 5 років тому +4

      Do Tuskegee airmen

    • @ant91011
      @ant91011 5 років тому +5

      Nice suspenseful voice

    • @Panda-xn3be
      @Panda-xn3be 5 років тому +6

      Simple History hi

    • @walmartcartel
      @walmartcartel 5 років тому +8

      Buy your urine here! Get your fresh urine! Straight from another body to your body!

  • @Chicken69420
    @Chicken69420 5 років тому +4187

    As a chicken myself, I find that live chicken cure to be kinda disturbing

  • @red115sniper4
    @red115sniper4 5 років тому +1054

    Rich: *Uses a few crushed emeralds as medicine*
    Villager: half a carrot, take it or leave

  • @Supercoolkid180
    @Supercoolkid180 4 роки тому +1445

    Plague doctor: hey guess what?
    Person with plague: what?
    Doctor: chicken butt

    • @starsheet.
      @starsheet. 4 роки тому +16

      😷😷😷

    • @rat8926
      @rat8926 4 роки тому +11

      😂😂

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 4 роки тому +15

      Every joke has it's origin in some truth!🤣

    • @user-eo6ou6rh1v
      @user-eo6ou6rh1v 4 роки тому +8

      I have a small brain so please explain it for me

    • @Anna-fj9zg
      @Anna-fj9zg 4 роки тому +7

      😂

  • @viper_7712
    @viper_7712 5 років тому +611

    4:48 “urine was believed to have healing properties.”
    Imagine a knight with a limb cut off have another knight walk over to him and say “oi buddy gotcha leg cut off? Eh, lemme just piss on it, it’ll grow right back!”

    • @nosignal63
      @nosignal63 4 роки тому +14

      Meme boi you made my day 😂

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +17

      Funnily enough, piss works rather well on fire ant bites.

    • @jingg5929
      @jingg5929 4 роки тому +2

      Fo sho

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +1

      @an nice Gotta have a prepared jar of the stuff, friend.

    • @shanjudal
      @shanjudal 4 роки тому +2

      tis but a scratch

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 років тому +1456

    We bigfoots are able to avoid plagues by just staying really deep in the woods

    • @jdk9843
      @jdk9843 5 років тому +38

      Hello mr foot

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 5 років тому +21

      Spotted...

    • @BigslattYSL
      @BigslattYSL 5 років тому +29

      I see you everywhere, remember me as your 90th viewer

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 5 років тому +10

      @@BigslattYSL liking your own comment isn't cool dude

    • @rpggaming4167
      @rpggaming4167 5 років тому +3

      90th like

  • @viet_cong_momiji2324
    @viet_cong_momiji2324 5 років тому +1269

    Title: "unbelievable"
    Me: seems believable

  • @spectrumstudios4848
    @spectrumstudios4848 5 років тому +729

    “Bring out yer dead!”
    “Bring out yer dead!”
    “Bring out yer dead!”

    • @curtishammer748
      @curtishammer748 5 років тому +43

      "Eah, 'ee sais 'ees nawht ded."
      "Yes 'ee is..."

    • @anxiousseal556
      @anxiousseal556 5 років тому +13

      Only nine pence!

    • @jackw.5000
      @jackw.5000 5 років тому +7

      Pies lesu domine [thump] dona eis requiem [thump]

    • @evanhoy2339
      @evanhoy2339 5 років тому +1

      Happy thought happy thoughts bonk off

    • @coffee4682
      @coffee4682 5 років тому +7

      ***ding ding***
      “Bring out yer dead!”

  • @zed4643
    @zed4643 4 роки тому +165

    Imagine living in a time like that. Must have been horrific especially not having the knowledge of modern medicine. We’re all very fortunate.

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 3 роки тому +16

      Tragic though, that we refused to use medicine and education to prevent death.

    • @lovelylori5147
      @lovelylori5147 3 роки тому +3

      It truly was/is tragic

    • @kommieafterlife2635
      @kommieafterlife2635 2 роки тому +12

      People in 300 years:
      "I can't believe what those in the 20th and 21st century used to do for medicine! Open body surgery?!? Chemotherapy!?!"

    • @twon-dakid3098
      @twon-dakid3098 2 роки тому +1

      Seeing bodies every you go yea scary

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Рік тому

      @@kommieafterlife2635 I can also imagine that happening as well.

  • @unubilegbaasanjav333
    @unubilegbaasanjav333 4 роки тому +465

    Doctors : we need a cure
    Also doctors : PEE PEE POO POO

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 4 роки тому +10

      CHICKEN PEE PEE POO POO HAHA QE ARE DOCTER0

    • @daowee7293
      @daowee7293 4 роки тому +3

      Peepeepoopoo yeah
      YeEEEEEEeeeEeEee
      Peepeepoopoo yeah
      YeEEeeEeEEEEeeee

    • @lawaklawakpeace9333
      @lawaklawakpeace9333 4 роки тому +2

      YEAAAHH BATHING IN URINE IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN!

    • @raizjustin6163
      @raizjustin6163 4 роки тому +1

      YeAH POo PeE PoPO PeE PooPOO pEe

    • @mapnitician
      @mapnitician 4 роки тому

      Tiktok or baby kata?

  • @concepcionponce8228
    @concepcionponce8228 5 років тому +896

    Guy: *gets infected*
    Doctors back them: COME HERE AND LEMME RUB THIS CHICKEN ON YA!

    • @phucgiang395
      @phucgiang395 5 років тому +35

      *Give your meat a good ol' rub*

    • @xexx3036
      @xexx3036 5 років тому +8

      @@phucgiang395 😏

    • @TheMasterTelevision
      @TheMasterTelevision 5 років тому +4

      Ed from eene would be dying to get the plague to get a chicken rubbed on him

    • @impadop4558
      @impadop4558 5 років тому

      **pisses on chicken covered infected**

    • @thutranxuan4507
      @thutranxuan4507 5 років тому +2

      @@phucgiang395 HEHE BOI

  • @fireandcopper
    @fireandcopper 5 років тому +761

    "Mom I have a headache"
    "it's all the books you've been reading"
    Moms- 1800's

  • @paulnash6944
    @paulnash6944 5 років тому +1493

    12-year-old me: *skips Flu vaccine*
    My ancestors who watched their families die in the Black Plague: *Press Y to shame*

    • @johnnysins4715
      @johnnysins4715 5 років тому +36

      But end up getting and surviving
      Pride

    • @TheCerealkiller148
      @TheCerealkiller148 5 років тому +10

      Y

    • @machofriz857
      @machofriz857 5 років тому +9

      Y

    • @mathgasm8484
      @mathgasm8484 5 років тому +6

      Just bathe them in urine and a urine drink if they dont like Flu vaccine.

    • @lokisg3
      @lokisg3 5 років тому +15

      @@johnnysins4715
      Hey! I survive!
      *Staring 80% of family members tombstone*
      Meh. At least I survive.

  • @ortspoon2430
    @ortspoon2430 4 роки тому +1708

    People in 2130 be like:
    Weird coronavirus 'Cures'

    • @darkslashgaming5758
      @darkslashgaming5758 4 роки тому +97

      Avies *people in 2130 be like*
      Grandpa wtf was the corona virus challenge

    • @boopscoop7154
      @boopscoop7154 4 роки тому +16

      This needs more likes XD

    • @s5701
      @s5701 4 роки тому +56

      Number one buying toilet paper like a mad man

    • @aaa-vx8ke
      @aaa-vx8ke 4 роки тому +28

      Bleach is a “cure”

    • @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872
      @somenbwithabadhistoryteach5872 4 роки тому +26

      like essential oils. It's fucking stupid what people think will cure them.

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 5 років тому +544

    Medical society: "Quick, we need a cure!"
    Random doctor: "Why don't we try shaving ourselves, bathe in clean water, and exterminate the rats that suddenly appeared out of nowhere?"
    "Sit down!"

    • @rambo8863
      @rambo8863 4 роки тому +38

      Clean what?
      The water has been smeling funny since the leather workshop open.
      Can hard liquer work?

    • @justnoob8141
      @justnoob8141 4 роки тому +14

      Mayor: "We try, and bath house was turned into brothel... and people keep killing witch..."

    • @csickpuppy
      @csickpuppy 4 роки тому +18

      “Let’s kill more cats, clearly this the work of a witch”. While you’re at it how about killing the witches also? But how do we identify the witches? Witches float right, we’ll tie up the witches and toss them into the lake. If they float, we burn them at the stake. If they drown, we steal all of their land and money.

    • @PaulReinhard
      @PaulReinhard 4 роки тому +5

      I think the answer was CATS.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 Рік тому +1

      I'm sure that's the right response there. The past was really nuts that's for sure.

  • @KowboyUSA
    @KowboyUSA 5 років тому +199

    Treacle may have had something to it, since concentrated sugars are actually anti-bacterial.

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 5 років тому +78

      Kowboy USA it might be literally the only “cure” that didn’t kill or further infect the patient. Even if it did literally nothing it was still better than rubbing chickens or turds on yourselves

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 5 років тому +13

      Richard don’t forget blood letting, really, a big problem is that a lot of treatments did more harm than good.

    • @kellychuang8373
      @kellychuang8373 5 років тому +10

      That treatment seemed more sane than the other ones mentioned in the video.

  • @freetime5803
    @freetime5803 5 років тому +1206

    The live chicken cure did not help fight the disease.
    It did, however, create the first ever furry!

    • @thewarden6050
      @thewarden6050 5 років тому +51

      Oh No!

    • @jaelan.carvajal6082
      @jaelan.carvajal6082 5 років тому +49

      *Chicken noises intensifies*

    • @thewarden6050
      @thewarden6050 5 років тому +7

      @@jaelan.carvajal6082 StOp!!! PlIeAsE

    • @unoriginalname2939
      @unoriginalname2939 5 років тому +59

      Actually that would probably belong to ancient Egypt, where everyone believed in divine fursonas like Thoth, Anubis, or Sobek.
      Also wanna remind y'all that Thoth in Greek was spelled Θώθ

    • @811brian
      @811brian 5 років тому +3

      But chickens have feathers, not fur.

  • @GasMeltdown
    @GasMeltdown 5 років тому +245

    me: *gets the bubonic plague*
    Karen: its cause of that damn videogame

    • @jingg5929
      @jingg5929 4 роки тому +27

      Everyone is blaming on videogames these days right?

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +4

      @@jingg5929 yap

    • @beefyboy9142
      @beefyboy9142 4 роки тому +8

      GasMeltdown can I speak to your manager

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +7

      @@beefyboy9142 this is manager speaking, what is it?

  • @lombardo141
    @lombardo141 5 років тому +405

    Files and maggots called that “the golden age “ 👀

    • @rafaelsaniel7089
      @rafaelsaniel7089 4 роки тому +3

      File

    • @ailahmashod
      @ailahmashod 4 роки тому +3

      Files

    • @johnd.rockefeller4041
      @johnd.rockefeller4041 4 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/dbh8eLnc01k/v-deo.html

    • @chillpollo
      @chillpollo 4 роки тому +4

      @@johnd.rockefeller4041 why would u do that on this comment?

    • @otter3193
      @otter3193 3 роки тому

      Pretty sure the files on my computer weren't there at that time

  • @senseiwurstbrot5350
    @senseiwurstbrot5350 4 роки тому +312

    God: How many lives do you wanna destroy?
    Black Death: Yes
    God: And you, Doc, how many lives do you wanna save?
    Doctor: No

  • @cbwavy
    @cbwavy 5 років тому +59

    I'm so happy to be born in this era. I can't imagine how terrifying life during this time was like

  • @scottishbananaclan
    @scottishbananaclan 5 років тому +203

    King of France can into space 1:20

  • @howaboutno5569
    @howaboutno5569 5 років тому +271

    The bubos would then be covered by human fe-
    OH GOD STOP
    EDIT:typo by*

  • @DLFloyd
    @DLFloyd 5 років тому +145

    "Bring out your dead"
    "I'm not quite dead yet"
    "Sure you are"

  • @yeettheheat
    @yeettheheat 4 роки тому +152

    Who would win :
    -The entirety of Europe
    -A few jumpy Boys on Rats

  • @basedimperialism
    @basedimperialism 5 років тому +225

    Nobody:
    Medieval Plague Doctor: *CHICKEN*

  • @bostongunn9124
    @bostongunn9124 5 років тому +174

    Me: catches the plague
    Nurse: “here’s an ice pack”

    • @JustSomeWarRobots
      @JustSomeWarRobots 4 роки тому +3

      Kid has sizure in PE
      Nurse: throw ice pack out of window
      USE THIS

    • @ndhart3213
      @ndhart3213 Рік тому

      That or bandaid

  • @Torsk1007
    @Torsk1007 5 років тому +216

    In Italy the plague switched sides to help the humans

    • @sokam9727
      @sokam9727 5 років тому +61

      In France the plague gave up

    • @dagalealtd4888
      @dagalealtd4888 5 років тому +35

      In England the plague never surrendered and continued to fight.

    • @madspartan4369
      @madspartan4369 5 років тому +44

      In America the plague didn't arrive until the end

    • @alanbarboza781
      @alanbarboza781 5 років тому +1

      It’s playoffs time Kevin harvick ain’t looking so good but neither is Logano I’m going to Texas motor speedway and homestead for the races

    • @GarfieldRex
      @GarfieldRex 5 років тому +28

      In Germany, the plague just blitzed all around

  • @acappuccino8410
    @acappuccino8410 4 роки тому +115

    "Urine was believed to have healing properties"
    Me: ah, just like essential oils

    • @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK
      @RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 4 роки тому +2

      Urine has more medicinal properties

    • @Theo-bk6qj
      @Theo-bk6qj 4 роки тому +4

      RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK no. Not really. It contain pathogens.

    • @ΠαραδοσιακέςΠαρτιτούρες-θ7ο
    • @acappuccino8410
      @acappuccino8410 3 роки тому +1

      @Harutyun Tatlyan essential oils may brighten up a room, or make the smell better, even better the air quality, but idk about helping treat a disease.

    • @acappuccino8410
      @acappuccino8410 3 роки тому

      @Harutyun Tatlyan ok, but, how does it *actually* help? Like, if you have the flu, what does it do to help fight the virus

  • @nugett506
    @nugett506 5 років тому +62

    Man: doctor I have the Black Death
    Doctor: just bathe in piss for the next few weeks
    Man:what?
    Doctor: now get out

  • @arifcso6633
    @arifcso6633 5 років тому +422

    Plague Inc.
    Mission Failed
    You didn't kill whole population of the earth
    I edited on Earth instead of in earth
    Ok guys I fixed from population the Earth to
    Whole population of the Earth

  • @NMGamingYT
    @NMGamingYT 5 років тому +208

    You guys should do a video about the battle of Iwo Jima.

  • @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
    @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot 5 років тому +225

    "Life has been so tragic-"
    YT: heres a beer ad..

  • @АлишерМакашев-ж1ш
    @АлишерМакашев-ж1ш 4 роки тому +48

    Bubonic plague: *exists*
    Antibiotics: “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @leonardobaluyos4309
      @leonardobaluyos4309 4 роки тому +2

      what about bactereophages

    • @Vexioner
      @Vexioner 3 роки тому +1

      Well looks like the antibiotics showed up late at the corpse party

  • @NormalChannel95
    @NormalChannel95 5 років тому +23

    literally one of the most terrifying videos ever...
    But it did happen.

  • @zycklacon9588
    @zycklacon9588 5 років тому +53

    My Mom:ItS BeCaUsE oF ThAt PhOnE

    • @riggedfootball103
      @riggedfootball103 5 років тому +2

      lol I think in that time they said
      “it’s because of that damn book!”

  • @HerobrineMC-vg3pz
    @HerobrineMC-vg3pz 5 років тому +27

    5:16 *Minecraft Villager hmming in anger*

  • @matthew4833
    @matthew4833 5 років тому +26

    I just learned about the Middle Ages in social studies so watching this was literally me back in social studies

  • @ColeODriscoll
    @ColeODriscoll 4 роки тому +36

    8:35 if only the narrator knew he’d probably participating in this, as would almost all of us just a year after this video was made.

  • @HumanoidCableDreads
    @HumanoidCableDreads 5 років тому +7

    I saw a docu on the plague of London, and there were records of a barber who kept a mummified human head and would clip the moss growing on it off and rub it on people's pox as a cure. My first thought was wondering if anyone asked where he got that mummified human head.

  • @quirkyusername1093
    @quirkyusername1093 5 років тому +77

    Next they'll prescribe rats as a "cure'

    • @anicrowsenjixd8918
      @anicrowsenjixd8918 5 років тому

      Lmao

    • @Cyaner
      @Cyaner 5 років тому +4

      dont think they will, considering...

    • @RainytheNB
      @RainytheNB 5 років тому +1

      Ironically, rats blood was given out as a cure. Scientists now think that it acted as a primitive vaccine, because rats were naturally immune to the plague, and sometimes it would transfer the rats immunity to humans when drunk.

  • @BabsGamming
    @BabsGamming 5 років тому +49

    "Which then cause a great pestilence is the air"
    SCP-049: I SMELL PESTILENCE! I'm the cure!

    • @doon3839
      @doon3839 4 роки тому +6

      Ah yes a scp fan

    • @DulocGuardsman
      @DulocGuardsman 2 роки тому

      But SCP-049 probably originated in the 17th century because the mask he used didn't exist until the 17th century

  • @SonoFelice-
    @SonoFelice- 5 років тому +7

    Glad you guys still featuring that one guy going "aaaAaAAaahh~" 1:01

  • @mistymoon6227
    @mistymoon6227 4 роки тому +19

    Ring around the Rosie (I think that’s the name) the nursery rhyme has a dark meaning :( :
    It is about the plague a rash is something called Rosie then it says A pocket full of posies
    Which is a flower because the doctors thought that the smell could spread the plague
    Then it says tissue tissue which shows the coughing and sneezing,and……We all fall down shows they die
    Not much of a happy nursery rhyme huh,Search it up 0_0

    • @hakaishinryui4041
      @hakaishinryui4041 4 роки тому

      Misty Moon I studied this in social studies, There was usually red ring around your arm pits and they stuffed roses or rosies in their pockets to help them smell better

  • @astragodz2105
    @astragodz2105 5 років тому +95

    No one:
    Plague Doctors: *lmao let's yeet a chicken to his arm lol*

  • @gabrielbickner4166
    @gabrielbickner4166 5 років тому +94

    Normal people: Plague Doctor
    Other People: *SCP-049*

    • @weatherfan1925
      @weatherfan1925 5 років тому +1

      Galaxy Gaming He is the cure! 🤪

    • @crazybrickstudios7482
      @crazybrickstudios7482 5 років тому +1

      ‘I am the cure’

    • @alvinli2733
      @alvinli2733 5 років тому

      Pestilence

    • @wenlock8069
      @wenlock8069 5 років тому +3

      Dr. Hamm: When you say "The Great Dying", are you talking about the bubonic plague?
      SCP-049: (Pauses) I don't know what that is.

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 роки тому

      Idk which one is worse lmao.

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 5 років тому +10

    The narrator really loves the way this job has turned.

  • @nathansteiner8595
    @nathansteiner8595 5 років тому +21

    Peasant: docter please help me I have been infected with the plague.
    Docter: okay hold on one minute. Nurse ready the chicken.
    Peasant: the what now.

  • @studiodogy1452
    @studiodogy1452 4 роки тому +35

    Me: Doctor... Are you sure this will work?
    Doctor: Fear not.. *pulls out a chicken from his coat*
    Doctor: My cure is most effective.

  • @BlueTrex-km3gd
    @BlueTrex-km3gd 4 роки тому +41

    CARONAVIRUS: I WaNnA bE LIke mY GrANdfAtHER

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 роки тому +5

      Spanish flu: you can, son

  • @driesbennett308
    @driesbennett308 5 років тому +10

    6:42 why does the whipping sound like the nintendo switch startup? Lol

  • @ChrisKane-
    @ChrisKane- 5 років тому +34

    What, what?!?... Chicken Butt! 🐔🐔

  • @tranthiminhchauam5538
    @tranthiminhchauam5538 5 років тому +40

    School nurses when ice pack couldn't cure the Black Plague: IMPOSSIBLE

  • @jeffreytam7684
    @jeffreytam7684 5 років тому +10

    I mean, the buboes bursting was often a good thing: it meant you had lived long enough for your body to start to fight back, and that you had a chance to live.

    • @09stoneheart
      @09stoneheart 2 місяці тому

      The buboes are actually the body's lymph nodes swelling from the immune system trying to fight the virus.

  • @Praveen-rk7ct
    @Praveen-rk7ct 4 роки тому +127

    People in 2030 be like:
    How people cured corona virus by injecting hand santizers

    • @otusboi3910
      @otusboi3910 4 роки тому +5

      Bold of you to assume there will be people in 2030

    • @lem2004
      @lem2004 4 роки тому +3

      @@Unidentified_Entity6 okay see you in 10 years, if your theory is true, then you will be able to reply this in 10 years

    • @dilaniperera761
      @dilaniperera761 4 роки тому +1

      You made this comment against trump right?

    • @RandomGuy-ej9gr
      @RandomGuy-ej9gr 4 роки тому

      Otusboi bold of you to assume there won’t be anyone left in 2030

    • @Lucas-rz3vl
      @Lucas-rz3vl 4 роки тому +1

      @@Unidentified_Entity6 It is a joke dude

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 5 років тому +30

    Kind of makes you wonder what medicine from our era they'll look back on in 700 years and go "They did WHAT?!"

    • @gar4206
      @gar4206 5 років тому +7

      They used VIAGRA!?!?

    • @bobjackson4287
      @bobjackson4287 5 років тому +6

      They killed unborn children because they didn't want them? O wait that has always happened, just not on such a scale before. : /

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 5 років тому

      @@gar4206 "Didn't they know that causes cytosis of the finger nails?!"

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 5 років тому +13

      @@bobjackson4287 ​ *shrug* The body naturally aborts 1 in 3 fetuses on its own through acts of god anyway. Plus, it's not fair to force prepubescent girls or rape victims to bear a child they are likely not emotionally or fiscally prepared to take care of anyway. Especially if, such as in the case of the former, the act of giving birth has a high chance of killing them.

    • @Redbird-dh7mu
      @Redbird-dh7mu 5 років тому +9

      Chemotherapy and radiation, they will look back on that as barbaric, unfortunately, we use it because it is one of the few things that works a lot of the time.

  • @antwan1357
    @antwan1357 5 років тому +11

    Now im starting to understand the weird phrase ... " So what , chicken butt " .

  • @SoraRoxasXion13
    @SoraRoxasXion13 5 років тому +26

    Just got a notification that this was uploaded 20 seconds ago
    Cheers!!!

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 5 років тому +1

      Renee Speece ....
      Excuse me what?

    • @kuridog638
      @kuridog638 5 років тому +1

      @Renee Speece what

  • @jeffthewells7404
    @jeffthewells7404 4 роки тому +7

    7:39 my personal favorite.

  • @falchion1966
    @falchion1966 5 років тому +564

    Anti-vaxxers and Faith healers want to bring us back to this time.

  • @Bloodreign137
    @Bloodreign137 5 років тому +26

    Imagine having Buboes on your male parts and being forced to get the live chicken treatment while your wife watches. Talk about awkward

    • @scottishbananaclan
      @scottishbananaclan 5 років тому +2

      Well then

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 5 років тому +1

      People down in Soho pay good money for stuff like that... erm, or so I'm told...

  • @MetallicBascinet
    @MetallicBascinet 4 роки тому +5

    Peasant: "omg im sick."
    Doctor: "Guess what"
    Peasant: "What?"
    Doctor: "Chicken butt"

  • @zebraboi_
    @zebraboi_ 5 років тому +11

    Crushed emeralds can 'cure' the black death?
    Well meybe that's why villagers from Minecraft loves emerald. They were having the black death after all

  • @anvilmemetrooper
    @anvilmemetrooper 4 роки тому +3

    Black Death: *Exists*
    Poland: *LAUGHS IN BORDER CLOSURE*

  • @monolithsoldier3427
    @monolithsoldier3427 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks dude you helped me with my shool project

  • @bananabishop
    @bananabishop 5 років тому +4

    Doctor: "I need piss!"
    R. Kelly: *UNZIPS PANTS* "Say no more."

  • @justarobloxnoob2678
    @justarobloxnoob2678 4 роки тому +3

    Plague:You cant defeat me
    Civillians: i know, but he can
    *C H I C K E N*

  • @Saul30119
    @Saul30119 4 роки тому +22

    Medieval time :
    - Doctor, I feel sick
    - IT MUST BE YOUR WIFE ! SHE MUST BE A WITCH ! Also here is the cure ( cure : cocain )

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 2 роки тому +6

    Plague Doctors be like
    "Hey, I know the world is a rough place,"
    *"It's gonna get much worse."*

  • @bluesharpie5006
    @bluesharpie5006 5 років тому +80

    crushed emeralds: exists
    minecraft villagers: I'm bouta end this mans whole career.

  • @michaelvineyard9456
    @michaelvineyard9456 5 років тому +7

    I was waiting for a jump scare at the end. Lol

  • @nroshto
    @nroshto 5 років тому +10

    i was a plauge doctor for this halloween great timing simple history

  • @killswitchwastaken
    @killswitchwastaken 5 років тому +7

    I’m a plague doctor,for Halloween,and it’s Halloween.

  • @PhoenixGamerxx96
    @PhoenixGamerxx96 4 роки тому +8

    Symptom cure of the disease is: crushed emeralds
    Knuckles the Echinda:"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!"

  • @LagunaL8
    @LagunaL8 Рік тому +2

    This is why science is important

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 5 років тому +7

    7:56
    Can we get a gif of this one loop you decided to hang on for an uncomfortably long time

  • @gamer_3536
    @gamer_3536 4 роки тому +20

    If time travel was real I would go back inside and bring today’s doctors

    • @macmac1019
      @macmac1019 4 роки тому +19

      They would be trialed as witches

    • @arandomperson5434
      @arandomperson5434 4 роки тому +5

      @@macmac1019 Then bring a 50. BMG or a 50. ACTION EXPRESS.

    • @luckylovescats
      @luckylovescats 4 роки тому +2

      @@arandomperson5434 hi fbi does my microphone work?

    • @garfieldman2380
      @garfieldman2380 4 роки тому +4

      Back then people spoke old English which was drastically different then modern english, so good luck directing everyone

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 5 років тому +7

    It’s funny how one guy was like “maybe were a bit too religious?” And then everyone was like “Oh thank god yes.”

  • @slyninja2298
    @slyninja2298 4 роки тому +8

    I'm just here because I've gotten some home Coronavirus work on the black death.

  • @godofrandom94
    @godofrandom94 5 років тому +3

    - Guy close to death -
    Medieval Plague Doctor: that's a lot of damage! * give him a chicken tape *

  • @minutemen_in_t-605
    @minutemen_in_t-605 5 років тому +30

    Black Death: *Exists*
    Poland: *LAUGHS*

    • @thatinsurgentguy
      @thatinsurgentguy 4 роки тому +1

      w1 Pyro the ottoman empire was affected tf you talking about? Poland was the only country that remained relatively untouched during all the outbreaks

    • @swarajkar3086
      @swarajkar3086 3 роки тому

      @@thatinsurgentguy Fascism and Communism?

  • @festival3051
    @festival3051 4 роки тому +5

    When the guys head was slowly going under the Urine I was shouting "don't you dare!"

  • @clashoclan3371
    @clashoclan3371 4 роки тому +4

    Plague Doctor : Chicken cure
    *Every 60 Seconds In Africa A Minute Passes*

  • @stayfitandhealthy8862
    @stayfitandhealthy8862 4 роки тому +1

    Great vdieo good advice will help many people achieve their goals

  • @Onerso
    @Onerso 4 роки тому +5

    8:06 why am I laughing xD

  • @canofsteelcan6795
    @canofsteelcan6795 4 роки тому +10

    1346: Chicken butt
    2020: Toilet paper

  • @GM-dg6mj
    @GM-dg6mj 5 років тому +33

    "crushed emeralds also used to cure the black death"
    minecraft villagers: *wait that's illegal*

  • @hindisijeff3184
    @hindisijeff3184 4 роки тому +4

    Wow, this got recommended to me the same time I heard about the bubonic plague came back in China..

  • @metalpsyche82
    @metalpsyche82 5 років тому +1

    this video was awesome. thank you!

  • @slanksmusic
    @slanksmusic 5 років тому

    Chris Kane, you got the best voice! Thanks for doing so many History Voice Overs, we love you man ♥️

  • @stdshurt7972
    @stdshurt7972 4 роки тому +3

    Me:gets the plague "aight ima head out"
    Everyone:BATHE IN PISS.

  • @kailenschaftlinempire7802
    @kailenschaftlinempire7802 5 років тому +6

    Scp 049 : You Fake Doctor! It must be me for this!!

  • @BrownFoxWarrior
    @BrownFoxWarrior 4 роки тому +32

    5:16
    Minecraft villagers want to know your location.

  • @gullurecorder2472
    @gullurecorder2472 3 роки тому +1

    Person with plague: I'm dead

  • @jeffreytam7684
    @jeffreytam7684 5 років тому +3

    Gnarly factoid: the plague not only lived up to the billing of decimation. It literally exceeded it by anything from 2 to 5 times.

  • @GunsNGames1
    @GunsNGames1 5 років тому +8

    How about a video of the German FG42

    • @smort3547
      @smort3547 5 років тому

      Or how about the fallschrimjager altogether?

  • @ghostshooter6242
    @ghostshooter6242 5 років тому +5

    am taking this time to congratulate my ancestors for surviving those hard times

  • @Theakritas_
    @Theakritas_ 4 роки тому +3

    Me : *gets infected by the plague*
    School nurse : *here's some ice pack*

  • @murphymarlowe
    @murphymarlowe 3 роки тому +1

    7:57 That thrusting got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skdhaliwal4292
    @skdhaliwal4292 5 років тому +1

    Mind blowing how far we have come for medical knowledge.