if Byleth was a real teacher
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- sorry three houses, but you can’t just dropkick a mercenary in to a teaching job and expect that it would all go perfectly
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listen I love this game and all but I don’t think Intsys actually knows how public school teachers act lmao
Do any of us know how it works?
we ain't even got to mention how he/she can go out and by like 6 students lunch AND have his/her own lunch each time xD
@@OtakuPursuit and the sauna 💀
To be fair, the school also isn't a public high school either.
Koei Tecmo*. Koei Tecmo made Three House, Int Sys just supervised, but really they were doing Engage, they just sent like two employees and called it a day.
School policy says if the teacher is five years late we're legally allowed to ditch.
Five minutes late and you get to ditch, five years late and that’s an automatic A in the class
Can’t believe Prof. Byleth assigned 50 pages of Gulliver’s Travels, only to then promptly fall into a chasm a few days later.
I heard that if your teacher falls into a chasm and doesn't come back after 15 minutes you're legally allowed to leave
That means no exam!! :D
You call it a time skip, I call it a 5-year deadline extension
5 year deadline extension and you already know Hilda still hasn’t done it
At least Byleth can adjust her lesson plan when Raphael wants to switch his goals from axes and brawling to axes and brawling to become a warmaster.
or when Felix wants to become a dancer
I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who put Felix consistently on Dancer Duty because of how much he hates fun.
@ that was EXACTLY why I made him the dancer lmao the more you don’t want to do it, the more likely it is you’re gonna be the dancer
Edelgard did NOT want to do that assignment so she did the only reasonable thing left. Wage war. W mindset we should wage war on finals
"So these Ws on your transcript, do they mean you withdrew?" "No, that means I started a war."
@Gveg WAIT THATS SO GOOD
tbh when studying for my neuro final I was also about ready to wage war on whoever thought cumulative finals was a cool idea so I get it
🔵🦁WHAT DID YOU SAYY!!👿
Raises hand* "I know you said the assignment was due today, but I was busy having tea with all my other professors for my birthday. Can I get an extension please?"
that’s a hard no if the professor didn’t get invited to the birthday tea smh
You would have send Lindhart to the principal's office for skipping class and sleeping in class
oh yeah that dude would have so many detentions by week four lol
Okay but the most accurate thing about Byleth being a teacher is byleth ignoring the House Leaders, Dimitri's, mental health slowly deteriorating. ALL IM SAYING IS MAYBE WE SHOULDVE CHECKED ON THAT
I’d like to think she probably hands out an annual questionnaire where the only question is “are you depressed? y/n”
Seteth would be the guidance counselor, and even he probably wouldn’t be able to fix Dimitri
the red pants on edelgard lmao
They’re iconic in my eyes lol
Friendly reminder that Mercedes is absolutely old enough to drink. She's older than Byleth even before the timeskip.
and somehow Emile is younger than her, I will never understand that bc man looks forty and she looks 18
@eeveestrations pain changes people (also, she's 23 in pre-timeskip)
Mercedes went thru a lot too tho and she doesn’t look like she’s having a mid life crisis at the ripe old age of 19 or however old Emile is
Yeah Mercedes, Balthus, and Sylvain after his birthday are the only ones who can drink lol
Chapter 10 would definitely be a tv-on-a-cart movie day, let's be real
we can all calm our nerves about the impending war by watching an episode of the magic school bus
Even their job as sword instructor, be more of just continously practicing your swings, just without instructions if you're having issues as well as exercises like laps around the training grounds.
Try not be killed before the next class 😅😂
Byleth does not extend due dates for injured students you get yourself stabbed that’s on u sorry
@eeveestrations What about if they leave byleth's class and then gets convinced to rejoin?
@Hedgehog_Ninja bold of you to assume she’d even want them back smh
@@eeveestrations Does she just...murders any ex-students?! :O
Byleth's syllabus probably has a fine print, stating: If you ever think about leaving, don't bother ever showing your face again.
0:27 Hilda
yesss she was the inspo for that lol
Byleth almost became Manuela for a minute there.
yeah that was the Manuela based bit lmao I loved that stuff with her too much not to include it haha
I didn't know this Smash Bros character has a backstory, if only there was a game that covered it.
ikr?? Who knew the fourth blue haired anime sword character from smash bros was so interesting??
1st thing she shouldve done after the skip is ask where the book reports where 😂😂😂😂😂
Fun content btw. Thank you.
I’m saving that idea for part two if people want a part two lmao
In the Chapter 10 part, Byleth turned into Manuela! 😂
Also, I like how your outfits were accurate to the characters! I now realize how distracting female Byleth’s midriff would be irl school 😅
Thank you! It’s kinda tough with my limited closet but I always try to put together an outfit that gets the point across for the characters lol. The midriff was absolutely essential to the Byleth bit haha
@@eeveestrations You’re very welcome! Edelgard’s red tights are also essential and iconic!
Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report!
see if it were more realistic it’d be “greetings professor, half of ur class is vaping in the bathrooms again lolol”
Greetings, Professor! Nothing to report! *immediately reports something*
@ when he says nothings going on and then proceeds to tell you about all the delinquent activities going on
Teaching students how to commit war crimes
Byleth teaches her students how to graduate with numerous crimes to their name lol
Do you think Byleth gives extra credit to the student with the least or most war crimes each month 🧐 or with the most war crimes that go unnoticed? That would go to Hubert though
This is amazing, and I'm so glad the algorithm sent me here. (FE3H got me through the pandemic.)
Thank you! 3H got me thru the pandemic as well lol that game was what made me excited to wake up every day when nothing else was going on
I am a public school teacher and you had me saying "This is so real" not even a minute in. Keep up the good work LOL
Thank you!! Huge respect to you for dealing with this generation of students, I can only imagine how frustrating they are 😭
This is so real
the public school experience x fe
@eeveestrations Fr
This took me back to 2019 when the game was fresh out of the oven and I mean that in the best way possible. Great stuff!
Also Byleth at Chapter 10 lowkey reminded me of Manuela lmao
yeah it was totally based on the one Manuela support lmao it was 100% the most fun bit to record. Glad you liked it!!!
Love fe three houses. Byleth rlly has it rough being a prof with no exp and what she has to endure throughout the events of the game
I’ve never played FE3H, but your videos on it are amazing.
Oh thank you!! You really should consider trying the game, it’s genuinely one of the most narratively addicting things I’ve ever played/watched
That bunny be watching the whole school go up in flames by a rookie professor but it be vibing the whole time. Be like the bunny Byleth!
‘This is fine.’
Wow I got a good laugh out of this. Keep it up!!
ah thank you, glad you enjoyed it!!!
Jeralt was better suited in serving as a teacher than Byleth. I wished they had utilize Jeralt more regarding the story.They should absolutely make a prequel regarding Jeralt past life. One of the two big mistakes is that the Jeralt was the only character had no support or social link with Byleth. The second mistake was not having Byleth voiced during cutscenes or conversations. Allowing them more of opportunity to express their personality shift to reclusive and uncaring mercenary to a trusting and compassionate teacher.
Totally agree, there was so much rich lore around Jeralt and I really hope they dive in to it more eventually
Maybe they could have had it where byleth was the assistent to jeralt but took over after he died. Could have made it really interesting.
@ ooh that does sound like it would’ve been really interesting!
Very true. I like that they got into it a bit in Three Hopes, but Byleth and Jeralt weren’t a main focus at all, so there was only so much that could be brought up
Just found your channel love this you got a sub
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed my dumb stuff haha
*cut to Byleth 5 years later waking up & yelling at Hilda for STILL not finishing her report on Gulliver’s Travels*
would you believe me if I said I already wrote a part 2 script and included this very thing 😭
I mean hey, for what the Monastery seems to actually teach Byleth seems to be a good fit XD
You're a really good teacher ❤
haha thanks lol
Surprisingly not too different from some real teachers I've seen.
The last bit is a shoutout to my teacher who made me read gulliver’s travels while concussed lmao
LMFAO THIS WAS GREAT
Thank you!!! Glad you liked it lol
Pov: you have school at home
2:04 I mean it's not like Byleth can turn back time or anything...
she tried, it was an epic fail iirc Jeralt was still toast
@@eeveestrationsYeah, all it did was get him stabbed a second time.
teacher I forget the homework 😭
professor the dog ate it
Pain is the best teacher, because it's clearly not Byleth
wait that’s actually really true 😭😭
God damn i wish she was
she’d be 100% the coolest teacher in the school that everyone wanted to eat lunch with hands down
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heck yeah, posted from 20000 feet cause I couldn’t let you guys down 💪
I wouldn't mind Byleth being my teacher tbh. :3
you say that til you have to read fifty pages of gulliver’s travels by the next class
@eeveestrations well, I'm definitely gonna do that later.
@@ferringsylveon219 don’t the book sucks 💀
@eeveestrations lol, alright.
Damn if the officer's academy was realistic I'd side with the empire too 😭
Honestly same I would’ve picked that house in a heartbeat lol
We stan edelgard 😎
@ fr she’s my favorite video game character
Very good
Thanks!
Why do people act like its a high school, its a military academy where yes Byleth would have some qualifications to teach people do to standard military operations and how to use a weapon because as a mercenary, and a high ranking one in their company, would have been doing that already with new recruits. Beylth is the campus sword instructor who main job is teaching them how to use a sword as well as how to lead a formation on a battlefield given that their lectures are authority and swords.
Byleth has spent their life as a mercenary, yes, but that's no indication of how well they'd be able to actually *teach* . There is very little information on Jeralt's Mercenaries or what Byleth's role with them would be. Jeralt seems to trust them as we see in the prologue, but everything beyond that is up to fan interpretation. It's entirely possible Byleth is just absolutely *shit* at explaining things.
@jedimasterpickle3 even if you have Byleth do the forced chapter 1 lecture, they provide as much Sword and Authority skill experience as any other lecture would. Given that Byleth is Jeralt's child it's also extremely likely Jeralt also gave them tutelage on how to run either their own mercenary company or to take over Jeralt's Mercenaries like Grail would have done with Ike, which includes commandering and training new recruits.
@@sam7559 And? I agree with your interpretation, but that doesn't change that it is an interpretation. My point is that explicit information is limited (likely intentionally so fans can project whatever they wish onto Byleth) and so it's hard to say anything for certain.
I don’t disagree that she was probably relatively qualified as a combat teacher, but she was also implied to teach regular subjects as well. Like the chick led a whole house where they teach all sorts of subjects. There is no way she was qualified to teach on government or politics lol
Yeah, certainly no consequences to the plot of the game for having an amateur in charge of teaching Edelgard civics and politics, right?… Right?
real
Awesome.
Thanks!
What house would Jonathan Swift have been in?
Awesome
thanks!
Three Houses is a game where you netorare your students' parents (Gilbert, Seteth), dating your students, and the worst of all is going shotakon with Cyril, which is why there is 5 years timeskip so he would be legal...
The game making Gilbert an s rank option was bad imo 💀
@@eeveestrations I agree. Unlike Seteth, as far as I know there was no mention in the game that Anneth's mother is dead (unless I missed something). It just feels so wrong. And unlike Flayn which is very childlike (despite being thousands years old), so it is very fitting to get her as daughter in law in the process, Anneth is unlike that. It is just FU for Anneth.
@@DaakkuuYRS Annette’s mom is still alive and she’s still married to Gilbert. His S rank isn’t romantic at all, it’s more of a pledge of knighthood
The games premise can def be a little silly. Especially since it's an officer's academy and you use them as frontliners.
Students, soldiers, all the same basically
Yeah because college aged people have never fought on battlefields before
@@sam7559 That really wasn't the comment. It's an officer's academy, officers exceedingly rarely fight on the front lines. I'm well aware that people fight in wars and that they're usually teens to mid 20s in age.
@@Pantalaimon91 yeah but it's still more realistic than treating it like a high school and is also more in line with series expectations
$1000 a month is too small. I’m pretty sure she gets more than that in the game.
Nah those are roughly the Funds you get the first chapters.
Are you mma athelete too?
Not gonna lie it would be on sight irl for edalgard like madam, You are lowkey responsible for my dad being gone😭
Would’ve been detention for sure lol
@eeveestrations She gonna catch these hands and some time in the dungeon cuz we don't play like that 😢
@ girls gonna have a meeting with the death knight haha
@@eeveestrations Only Death no knight needed lol, no witnesses👀
@ call in Lysithea and those dark spikes
Did you play persona 5 royal yet?
just started it today!
The most realistic part about this game is the fact that only rich people can go to the private school.
Well it is a military academy meant for people who are supposed to be officers in a military or a knight, something that isn't really reserved for Joe the Farmer
Shez enter thanks to a scholarship
There's commoners that got in because their villages pooled their money (or in dorothea's case convinced a noble to sponsor her)
Not exactly true when we have Dorothea and Leonie
I wish Byleth has been as a Student more than Teacher. Not gonna lie that being a teacher in "Three Houses" kinda bored me.
I really liked how Shez got to be a student in hopes, bc that fit way more with her age. Byleth really looked more like a student than a prof tbh
@eeveestrations yeah I agree with that
I think it was her/his reputation as the Ashen Demon that netted her/him the role of teacher. Kinda like how All Might from MHA is also a teacher. Shez however is someone who hasn’t made a name for herself/himself.
@idreadFell365 that's true. Without any fame and knowing the protagonist very well made the teacher which is kinda crazy idea given from Archbishop Rhea.
@@Zeno91258well, the only reason Rhea hired Byleth was to bring back Sothis lol. She didn’t care about qualifications