Cologuard - SNL
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- Опубліковано 24 лют 2023
- An advertisement for a colon cancer screening product goes off the rails.
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One of my favorite genre of sketches on SNL are the ‘commercials’ making fun of real products
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ nobody believes in the biblical fairy tales of lies!
My favorite part was asking someone if they saw a skit and they missed it because they thought it was a real ad.
@@BryanDrew I was going to say this probably doesn't happen if there's a well known actor involved but celebrity endorsements are also part of advertising too. "This is Woody Harrelson. Me and the good people at Cologuard want to speak with you today at about taking a dump in a box and if maybe we could also sign you up for a reverse mortgage."
My favorite of the SNL ad parody genre is still Sam Waterston and robot insurance.
I will always miss Cecily’s voiceovers. She was a master
As a doctor who regularly prescribes Cologuard, life will never be the same again for me.
With you Doc!😁
😂
Go ahead,tell you patients to unleash. Wink wink
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
@@toosense He needs to drop "unleash" in the conversation just to see how many SNL watchers he has.
As someone who was diagnosed Stage 3 colon cancer a year ago, I was laughing hysterically watching this. I beat colon cancer following surgery and chemo.
I'm so very happy for you! Congratulations on being cancer free! ❤
I’m so happy for you!❤
Congratulations! That is incredible news! You are a fighting warrior!
So glad you’re recovered/recovering/in remission. Much love
Awesome Way to kick some tail💪🏾🤙🏾
I've actually screened with Cologuard and I have to say the process sort of feels like this! The box has a bucket in it and you have to poop in the bucket, add the chemicals, then screw the bucket closed and return the entire bucket to Cologuard in the same box. So I ended up standing in line at the UPS office holding this big white box with the Cologuard logo really big on all four sides. There was NO WAY everybody in that line didn't know exactly what was in that box. Talk about awkward!!
Same here! Then the woman ahead of me pulled her box out of a tote bag and I didn't feel so alone in my embarrassment.
Haha. I brought my box into UPS on February 14. I thought about telling the counter guy, Happy Valentines day.. here's a gift of my poop, but not sure how that would've landed.
Hmm...maybe this is a design flaw where Cologuard should just have people mail it back in a regular box. Then again the cologuard box lets UPS know they are handling doody so they are careful not to throw the box around cuz thats one box you definitely don't want to break open.
I hope all you came back with negative test, but these personal testimonies are funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not quite the same thing but when I was a student I once had to provide a *fresh* stool sample and bring it over to the lab personally before 10 am that day. That same morning my roommate introduced me to her new boyfriend and we sat in the kitchen together while they had a huge breakfast. "So, are you sure you only want coffee? Since when do you drink your coffee black? Ah, just a little yoghurt then. What, are you sure you want a cigarette? When did you start smoking???"
I’m a colon cancer survivor and I looove this! Thank you for raising awareness in a way only SNL can!!
My daughter and I also!!
Congratulations to all colon cancer survivors!
Unleash
Congrats and praise God for all the survivors. And lets help those in the war to fight!!
Congratulations to you and all survivors! Always happy to hear when someone wins the war!!
"And I get another kind of satisfaction."
LMFAO
As a healthcare worker who used to recommend Cologuard to patients, this entire concept of scat horny test boxes is beyond shocking and hilarious!
Has it ignited a different perspective in you?
@@judylee1860 lol, no because thankfully, I have a different type of job now. But I gotta say, I loved the way SNL used the lines on the boxes as eyebrows everytime a box went into freak mode, lol. Just genius.
@@JesusPulledMeThrough just so you know, your profile picture is too small to see the words. I think it's meant to be anti confederate, but just looks like the flag with some unreadable markings.
@@JamMastaJew Naw, it's legible if you click on it. But thank you, though.
I just haven't cared enough to update it.
Yeah. You can probably get the same idea from Fecal Occult Blood Tests that the patient collects at home.
"Just go inside me . . . I like it" had me on the floor howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The part at the end where it's revealed that Woody is hallucinating was the icing on the cake.
Well he wasn't hallucinating the amount of boxes spread into is property :)
Maybe they're hallucinating, because this sh--t's for real.
Woody Harrelson doing a great job here. This is really sick and twisted with a ton of great one liners.The end brought it home with I’m gonna watch him unleash 🤗
But not sick and twisted from colon cancer
@@francescaa8331 it’s actually the writing. People under 30 their writing is top notch, people much older know it’s been on a downhill slide continuously for years. The world is so crazy that the cold opens nearly write themselves
Started in comedy you know
when he was pinned against the wall removing his pants i was fucking dyin!!
@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ get real, stupid. jesus is as imaginary as the boogieman.
The best damn part, is when the box was reaching up, trying to get to his pants. I just lost it🤣
As someone who has used Cologuard, I can say I felt so bad putting that thing in the mail. I don’t know whose job it is to open it or process it, but they’re not getting paid enough! 😂
no shit, right?
For some reason this comment reminded me of another SNL poop testing skit: ua-cam.com/video/v1fY2xtyXsY/v-deo.html
"We're gonna take it out, test it for diseases, and it's going right in the trash."
@@albertgaspar627 That's not doing it right.
@@albertgaspar627pun intended?
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thought the cologuard box was creepy from the commercials.
Oh my god this is real? Jesus
FrFr!!!!🤣🤣🤣
I really wish I hadn't read this smh had nonidea it was real.
Oh… you actually watch tv still
In my mind, the whole company was a poop fetish business. Tricking thousands of people to send them poop. A menagerie of poops......
from an endoscopy technician.... I was absolutely rolling!!! 😂😂😂😂
I'll never think about this test the same!!!
As a UPS driver I approve this commercial 🤣🤣
Thanks for delivering our poop!
how warm do you prefer the box to be? asking for a......friend
You deserve a raise.
Do you watch while they UNLEASH?
To me, this was one of the best skits I've seen in years!!
I could not agree with you more wholeheartedly!❤
Shits? Ohhh...skits.. ok. Sorry.
It was done 4 years ago though by someone else and SNL stole it. ua-cam.com/video/5sDmms-WmD8/v-deo.html
I agree 👍
@@andrewf2 lol
My 3-year-old says "Mommy, it's a poop box" every time these commercials come on 😂
Wait, there's a real version of this?
@@brdman1890 I don't watch a lot of TV. I see most my tv on youtube in clips.
I love it! Rofl!!
What the hell's going on in THAT house? Maybe it's an effective way of toilet training, at 50 bucks a box, lol
Retired UPS driver here.. I made up, and sang a song when I would deliver or pick up the Cologaurd boxes. It went a little like this :"poop in the box🎶 sit right down and poop in the box🎵..
Hey, whatever it took to get me through the day😅
As a UPS driver I understand the pain in this video as I fking hate picking these damn boxes up 😂
Pro tip: use your driver release bag so you don’t have to touch it! :)
This sketch was freaking hilarious! From the boxes, to Kenan, to the neighbors! Well done!
Pure genius! I'm laughing so hard at this one I might need a screening! OMG!!!
*"Will that make you feel like a REAAALLL Man?"* LOLOL!!! 🤣😅😂
😂😂😂😂
Destroy me, Daddy! 🤣
@@paularock9639 mmmm gold diggers
Good to see snl taking some risks again. It's what makes comedy!
Zebra Corner did this 4 years ago: ua-cam.com/video/5sDmms-WmD8/v-deo.html
Lol, SNL never stopped taking risks
The fact that you think this is risk taking says more about you than SNL
@@DrewSoucy22he was funny until I learned he was a pedophile.
Mad TV and SNL took risks. This is nothing.
I started crying when it said "I get another kind of satisfaction" 🤣
The day after this aired, I had a doctor's appointment and he prescribed this for me. We got a big chuckle out of discussing this skit!
'Cologuard: Sometimes that niche fetish of yours can be a lifesaver'
My friend was a customer service representative for Cologuard. Listening to her tell people how to do this test was the most disgusting thing I have ever heard!!
The shit you have to go through if you have colon cancer is much worse.
@@patrickshelley09 Thank you!
People are looking at this trough the wrong perspective. They should find this amusing, have fun but not dish out completely the great and SIMPLE service it provides. Which is RARE in the health system. Just poo into it! It's much easier than collect your fesses to insert them in a tiny tube for lab analysis.
This was the best skit of the night. We need more gems like this.
Copied from Zebra Corner: ua-cam.com/video/5sDmms-WmD8/v-deo.html
Not really copied. In the skit you linked to, it’s just a guy pooping into the box and the box doesn’t like it. Less clever than the SNL take on it imo.
Bring back more parody commercials! Who remembers Colon Blow?
Oh god, I do!
That's what brought me here 😂.
Best sketch of the night. That was really funny.
This really had "Andrew Dismukes wrote this" written all over it
"Are you gonna look at me while i do it?" 🤣😂🤣
This is unbelievable! I literally got my box yesterday and when this started, I thought it was an actual commercial so I was like oh maybe I’ll see what it’s about. And I was like Woody Harrelson? Hilarious!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one. 😂😳🤣
This is the best SNL commercial in years! Bravo! I hope this means they are revisiting the genre and more is to come Colon Blow!!
I also thought of Colon Blow. That was so funny. RIP Phil Hartman.
It was a cereal, wasn't it?
There Megan one & Steve Urkel & good burger skit k&k and many more
Super-Colon Blow
@Bethany Jimenez this is the sort of quality post that makes youtube all worth it lol
“Is Woody OK?”
SNL is alive and well.
You think it wouldn't be after everything it's been through over the years (deaths, behind-the-scenes drama, other sketch shows threatening to upstage it, the shift to Internet entertainment, political correctness killing humor, bad writing, miscasts, etc), but, unlike "The Simpsons", I can still laugh at Saturday Night Live, even if some of their episodes might not be funny 100% of the time (With "The Simpsons", I just pretend the show ended after the season 13 Halloween episode where Homer gets cursed by a gypsy fortune teller, Pierce Brosnan guest stars as an automated house trying to kill Homer so he can have Marge, and a broad strokes "Harry Potter" parody where Springfield Elementary is now a school for kid wizards).
Really nailed the ending. Unleashed it.
Notice how terrified the NYers are to respond.
Funnier than the old people doing weed skit with Simu Liu 🤣
I can’t tell if the gummies are hitting hard or if this was just wild.
Nah, things got twisted pretty fast. 🤣🤣
Did the boxes start singing "I'm a weed gummy. I'm a - I'm a weed gummy"...?
Can't it be both? Though this is more like "SNL's sketches are becoming more deranged these days."
@@andrewodell4021 unforgettable sketch 😂
I've done the Cologuard test before. Not only is Woody great in his roll, but Kenan as the UPS guy is, too. FWIW: UPS 'overnights' the boxes to Cologuard's testing lab for processing; the look on the face of the counter guy at the local UPS Store when I took my 'completed' Cologuard box in for mailing was a creepy 'I know what's in there!' just like Kenan's face. Mark this as a classic for the season.
I used to work for this company and it's spot on when the box said, "I'm smiling because I love my job" in that creepy Stepford Wife way. Eerily accurate.
0:49 Box: Says its name.
Harrelson: Why do I hate knowing that?
Me, named Thomas: Probably for a similar feeling to what I'm currently going through.
the special effects on those boxes was really good! first the Mario Kart sketch and now this, how much money does Lorne have to blow?
NBC has in-house CGI.
Cologuard Boxes' voices are so Soothing and so Magical!😁😂🤣
Destroy me, Daddy! OMG, one of the best skits in a long time! Thank you SNL for making me cry from laughing so hard. And hats off to the demented and brilliant writers! Woody did a tremendous job; his facial expressions said it all. I'll never be able to see a Cologuard box again without expecting it to whip out a switchblade and demand someone to drop their pants!!
It is quite satisfying dropping one of these off at the UPS store after you've unleashed in it.
😅😂🤣😂😅
I refused the entire disgusting process. Into the dumpster it went. You can have a much less disgusting fecal occult test and pop the tiny specimen in the US mail. They (the US medical community) are trying to coerce patients into this new disgusting Cologuard when the fecal occult is just as effective.
Think for yourselves, folks. The US medical industry is a blend of fascism and end-stage capitalism.
It's true what they say: Brown covers your ass
Agreed! I felt like I'd REALLY accomplished something!
Jokes on you
It is satisfying to find out you might have colon cancer
"Go ahead..Blow my box wide open!!" 😂😂😂
I work for this corporation, we LOVED the skit, and it has been posted on our employee intranet!
This is brilliant! SNL was off to a bumpy start this year, but Woody (and also Pedro Pascal) have really helped elevate the humor
! I loved Woody in the actors skit but this one! I laughed so loud I think the neighbors heard me!
That was the best skit in a VERY LONG TIME.
ua-cam.com/video/5sDmms-WmD8/v-deo.html
I've been making this joke about a talking shit box for months, thanks SNL for reading my mind!!!
Quick note for anyone needing to do this. You don’t have to do it on the porch and hand it right back to the UPS driver.
Full disclosure, it’s how I did it but the UPS driver wasn’t as into it.
There is a God!!
That's not what the UPS driver told me.
@@williampilling2168 Everyone's allowed to try to have fun, right?
This is even funnier if you've actually done it. I handed that box to a real person 🤣
we need more sketches like these!
Zebra Corner deserves writing credit here. They did this first a long time ago
Totally forgot about this.
Lots of crap has happened in the last 3 years in society and waaay tooooo many hours working at UPS during the lockdown.
I need to go back and delete my comment about SNL being legit funny and say they still have no originality and had to basically sample/ remix (like a DJ doing a remix) another skit
right! When I was watching this, I was thinking "didn't they already do this sketch?" Then I realized it was Zebra Corner in 2018.
Yup little Tawking Bawx! SNL ripped him off, Zebra Corner's was way better.
Don't ever say #SNL doesn't deliver! This had me in tears!! They should get an award for this one! 👍
“Deliver” - ha!
This SNL season has been the best in quite a few years-- meaning just about all of the skits are well thought out and are laugh out loud funny!! A lot of talent has left but a lot remains. Kudos to the writers and behind the scenes staff👍🏻
They stole it though.... 4 years ago: ua-cam.com/video/5sDmms-WmD8/v-deo.html
@@DrewSoucy22 hmmm. That was a bit over the top. On a serious note that may not interest you, I had Colin cancer as well as my daughter 20 years later. I was 51 and she was 41 when she was diagnosed. We both did not have symptoms but got a colonoscopy. Mine was resolved with surgery but she needed surgery and chemo. I hope this funny skit makes everyone aware that testing is a great option we have.
@@maryk1668Idk what he said but it must've been bad of her deleted his comment. Sorry to hear about your daughter and yourself but I'm glad that you and your daughter survived it. It does raise awareness. Guess I'd better drink enough to forget this sketch so I can unleash in that little box to get screened. (I don't think it's possible to forget this though!)
@@pamelameckley5040 O! He just sent a link to another funny( but a bit gross) take on the Colagard commercial! Good for you to get a screening😀
@@pamelameckley5040 he just sent another funny parody on Colaguard( a bit gross one).
I encourage everyone to get a colon check up in any form!!
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂 laughed the whole skit
Me too.
"Go ahead then, destroy me daddy" 😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂 the cut away to neighbors got me! Is Woody ok? And all they see are boxes w/no arms or legs n talking…Woody is stoned again lol
02:47 is that Andrew Dismukes, his facial expression is hilarious
Woody and the sketch writers nailed this skit. Having participated in the real Cologaurd screening, this hits the awkward nail on the head. ;)
I have a cologuard box sitting by the door that was delivered 3 weeks ago, and this skit kinda summed up so much and made me laugh so hard.
Funniest commercial 😂😂🎉that third perspective from the neighbors had me rolling 🤣🤣
This was a riot and I can't stop watching this video. SNL we need more of these. Brillian!
I watched this with a group and I was the only one laughing 😅 which made me laugh even harder
Whoa..Heidi with the yoga pants.
Ikr!!
Damn!
She's so underrated
At this point. I don't know how many times I've watched this...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was awesome!! Thank you Woody for unleashing 😂
Ewww
UPS Kenan opening his mouth, too, at 2:11, is the chocolate frosting on this cake.
This absolutely slayed me. I love how it got dark fast!💩❤️
The angry faces and the knife being pulled out were amazing.
Woody is truly an artistic genius! I’ve never been able to get enough of him ✌️💙🤣🤣🤣
The invasion of the Cologuard boxes... soooo funny!!
There’s something about the voice acting and animation when the box first says “I like it” that is perfect. I keep rewinding to that line…
“But not sick from colon cancer”😂😂
The way he jumped up and reached for it😂😂
"Cologuard™, It's more fun and less invasive than a Colonoscopy." Brought to you by the maker's of ColonBlow® High Fiber Breakfast Cereal.
"What can Brown do for you?" has taken on a whole new meaning.
Hands down the best skit
F-ing hilarious!! And the production is on point. Even SNL knows that the combination of practical and digital is the best way to pull off an effect.
Amazing job, SNL production crew. You guys and gals are really knocking it out of the box.😉
Zebra Corner did it first though... ua-cam.com/video/5sDmms-WmD8/v-deo.html
"Even SNL knows that the combination of practical and digital is the best way to pull off an effect"
Does that mean they're going to do a behind-the-scenes video on how they did this?
I think the company was involved in it
It's a spoof that is actually better than the actual commercial. Getting the message out there in way that is....well...out there! Awesome skit that delivers the 💩!
This is the best promotion Cologuard didn’t pay for.
“Why is the UPS guy watching?” 😂
Because they pick them all up and ship them back to the testing center and they leak occasionally
One of the funniest SNL sketches ever!
😂 I just unleashed and sent my box in last week 😂 waiting for my results and hoping for the best. 🙏🏾
This was hands-down, absolutely the funniest skit that I've ever seen on Saturday Night Live.
Period.
--- "Why don't you destroy MY box, Daddy?"
I don't think that I've ever laughed that hard in my life.
And the neighbors at the end...
Oh my God!!!
A-plus on this one!!!
This was hilarious and great marketing for Colonguard! Yes, I can’t believe people think that this product does not actually exist! LOL Also, for several years, SNL has been open about creating “parodies” that are actually clever product placement on behalf of the actual product’s marketing team. In this example, this “parody” also featured UPS, another company that paid NBC to be featured. Parody or not, it gets people talking, men to think about colon cancer, and guess who benefits? Cologuard! And yes, even public health, Genius!
Hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
As an internist, I am in tears laughing.😂
Great test. You just have to get over the notion that you're actually mailing your poop in a box.
So I'm at my doctor's office waiting for the phlebotomist to draw my blood. An elderly woman comes to the nurses station and pulls a large prescription bottle from her purse. She then says, she was asked to bring a stool sample into the office. Sat the bottle on the counter. The five nurses there jumped to the other side of the office, screaming and yelling at the poor confused woman, " That's not what we meant. " I never laughed so hard. I nearly 💩 myself. So . . . maybe a box isn't such a bad idea.
Some of my favorite SNL sketches are the ones that have the potential to save lives. Get tested!
I remember watching Woody Harrelson movies in my teenage years. I loved him and Kingpin. Seeing him here on SNL and these times makes me feel like I still have a place in this world and all is not lost.
lol I think I know what you mean. Woody is pretty magical like that.
Hey, someone else remembers "Kingpin". That movie came out when I was 11 and I wanted to see it, but my mom wouldn't dream of taking me to anything that wasn't an animated movie (or maybe I didn't voice my want to see that movie, I dunno). Anyway, I'm 38 now and got the Blu-ray of it, so things worked out just fine.
I did Cologuard a few months ago. The boxes did not talk to me or threaten me. But the test came up negative, so it's okay.
Cheers SNL! I’m giving myself a manicure, or trying to, can’t from laughing! 😂
"Cheers!" - I see what you did there.
BEST SKETCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!!
This is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen on the Internet.
Look up Zebra Corner's take on it.
I made an informal New Year’s resolution to laugh really hard at least once a day 😂 so thank you again, SNL. This is among your best work!
I was worried this would be a carbon copy of the Zebra Corner parody commercial, but was pleasantly surprised. Definitely took it in a different direction.
@1:42 brought me to tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the best skit I’ve seen in years 😂😂😂😂😂. That and the Hotel skit with Billie Eilish.
Lmao!!! “Unloading on a little woman like me?? 😏 then go ahead, destroy me Daddy”😂 then the little knife! I died!! Omg
2:48
There were even camels in this skit!
This took a dark turn and was laugh out loud funny.
Kenan doing his Kenan best as always to add to this already amazing skit..
Cologuard definitely partners well with UPS “what can brown doo for you?” 🤓🤣