Indy 5 Final Trailer Analysis
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Another trailer dropped for this. Let's watch it together! MAJOR SPOILERS by the way! I don't see how people can watch these trailers and not think the plot rumors are true.
DISCLAIMER: At one point I say "subterfuge" instead of "centrifuge" sorry about that.
At the end of The Last Crusade Indy literally rides off into the sunset. That's the end of the story.
Crystal Skull is looking better and better all the time.
@@CoruscationsOfIneptitude I'm just saying... better ≠ good.
Carry Grant had class. When he aged he retired. Actors today just make me feel old.
Did a giant conglomerate attempt to dump piles and piles of money at Cary Grant's feet? I bet they didn't
@@mopenstein what does Harrison Ford need more money for? At some point you should be more concerned about your legacy.
@@1pcfred lol he who dies with the most marbles, wins.
@@mopenstein if that's how Ford is viewing things then I guess he's a loser. Because even if he had every dime from every movie he's ever been in he still wouldn't have the most marbles by quite a long shot. He should have learned how to code.
Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge - The Destroyer of Beloved Franchises
Wait did the writers watch this old Tony and Clickspring parody video and decide to make it the plot of indy5?
Magnetic subterfuges. Yes, that's what they were doing, Ben.
I understand the worry... the moment a franchise introduces time/dimension/causality change mechanism where there was none initially, the whole narrative of character building backstory is immediately potentially broken and the times this went wrong are way more than when ot went right. Let's see
Yeah that's why I thought Endgame sucked. Not only that but it didn't even follow its own rules. It only works with a multiverse, but the MCU also has a multiverse! The Avengers would have left their own timeline to suffer, never returned, and made a new one, Rick and Morty style. That show at least follows it's own rules.
@@BenHeckHacks wow you went to the worst possible example scenario, i certainly hope they treat Indy better than that. Endgame is a prime case study of bad storyline writing, that movie is so many levels of wrong that it requires effort to achieve, like puting every script before it in liquid nitrogen and break it with a hammer...
On the plus side... the fact that SW: Rebels introduced it, means that EPs 7/8/9 can be erased/changed!!!
Even IF they don't, the fact that capability is cannon, makes me feel so much better, because our head-cannon that those events didn't happen its legitimate. _(all because our cannon can take/is taking place in an alternate timeline)_
Otherwise, adding that element IS a cop-out and admitting that you're not confident in your franchise/movie. (exception being BttF, which was focused around that from the beginning, not introducing it later)
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE There are definitely ways to do this that are feeling classy, for me is the 2015 special of BTTF of Doc going back in time to prevent certain techs from being materialised. On BTTF universe the fans are able to connect the dots, in SW the tech/fantasy also makes it plausible enough to open new doors. The classy ways, in my book, target to keep the magical illusion of the film story ( Why are we in 2023 with no hoverboards ?, is the fight really over ? etc )
Endgame was basically an excuse movie to kickstart tens of marvel spinoffs while killing of whoever didnt want one, and im saying this as a fan of that universe.
What i mean is, to any writer, dont sucker punch people that are devoted to your franchise... going back to revisit situations does not count as a refreshing surprise, the same way as it does not count if you reheat margarita pizza and add peperoni on it - I will eat it, but dont expect me to be happy about the taste
The real test is to be able to produce a good series without using magic or time travel as plot devices.
Looking forward to hearing Ben drop Indy 5 quotes while repairing a Neuralink series 1 in about 15 to 20 revolutions around the sun from now.
"Magnetic subterfuges". Classic.
Ben is the biggest Indiana Jones fan, I swear; so exited to see the movie!
One of these days I need to dig up the video of me in the Indiana Jones Stunt Spectacular.
@@BenHeckHacks that’d be great!
Also it was nice to meet you at MGC 2023. I was the guy you interviewed. (fan of the Ben heck Show)
Indy 5: A Series of Unfortunate Workarounds
Sounds on par with the 1st 2, but #3 might have raised standards. It was always supposed to be a goofy saturday morning serial. #3 turned towards deeper concepts because it was intended to be the last one.
My opinion on this trailer: Indy belongs in a museum.
Video length: THX 11:38
In reguards to the trailer still being made from the same clips. When it comes to film trailers they are typically made from unfinished scenes, and the VFX that are in the shot are typically not final pass. So the trailer still reusing shots from previous trailers, and as well with the June 30 date tells me the VFX team is being crunched and this thing is gonna Flop. I hope I am wrong, and I hope this is not another Crystal Skull, however, I have that gut feeling that I will continue to think "Some things should just stay dead".
This is going to make the Crystal Skull look like a timeless classic.
I'm waiting for the Indy 500....
The voodoo quote? He could be referring to a mission that we didn't see, not Temple of Doom.
"Indy 5"
but there's only THREE Indiana Jones movies...
Phoebe Waller-Bridge is possibly the only thing that can save this movie. If you get the chance to watch Fleabag, you should do so.
Its going to be better than the crystal skull.
That wouldn't take much. For starters, don't have Indy spend most of the movie being captured.
@@BenHeckHacks I'm sure at this point Ford is just phoning his performances in. I mean what else can he do? The guy's an octogenarian.
Plz make a dock for the analogue pocket
Well, yeah, let's just wish for the best.
But it's _something_ (not sure if funny or what) that Indy needs to be young so that he can punch people, so we need a movie with time travel or ... Well, they could have explored the idea of the fountain of youth, but hopefully they didn't do that and it's just going to be a time travel movie. (No, I didn't even look at the rumors.)
Also hopefully the de-aging won't stick out. Here it doesn't, but these could be their best shots.
Enriching uranium with subterfuges. And possibly also centerfuges. Professors should be semantic. And also possibly pedantic (like me).
not sure what this is, but it would have been great if they made a new Indiana Jones movie. The first 3 were great.
I've been out of the Indy loop for a long time. I was crazy over Raiders back in the 80s. Knowing nothing about this movie, maybe they are tying the dial to the Antithykera mechanism, which is basically a date calculator. Given that and typical movie logic, it's probably the macguffin of a time machine. It's goofy and stupid, but whatever. Why don't they make an Anubis Gates movie?
I'll still watch it, I pretty much watch all sci fi
1:16 not a scratch doctor
8:36 he111
I mean, not spoiling the entire plot in the trailer isn’t always a bad thing.
Looking forward to Indy 6 where he joins the Mossad.
It's a super basic story Indiana Jones, why do they need to milk the old one, why not make a new one....
It'll probably be awful but I'll watch it when it's free or close to free on prime video in a year or so after release while doing something else and I might even think it wasn't that bad.
"The final coaster in the boxed set..." Indeed.
Indiana Jones and the Diarrhoea of Dysentery - could it be a load of c__p..?
Where's Marion..?
Where's Mutt..?
Where's Sophie..?
...oh, we get snarky Fleabag instead, awesome.
"I got my first real jack boots
Bought 'em at the five-and-dime
Heil'd 'til my fingers bled
Was a Nazi in '69"
antikythera mechanism...ben build a 80s version
we need another southpark episode about it, this time with indie granpa fked to death XD
I want to move and work for you.
I think I'll watch all 4 over again then wait for part 5😁
You mean 3. There are only 3 Indiana Jones movies... ;-)
@@beauregardslim1914 The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is 4. And that pain in the ass Shia LaBeouf🤣
It's pronounced Rachel Vice
Like edelweiss...
IMHO, it is not grand or epic. the first movie was, the second tried hard, and the third was meant to be more personal between father and son
The first movies hard real stunt men
This movie looks small, and they fall into the CGI trap of more CGI the better
A horse in the subway is as convincing as ants dragging a human down an anthill
It looks good :D
Indiana Jones gets to punch himself in:
5.... 4.... 3.... 🤠 🤛💨🤠 😋
_[note: I have NOT consumed anything about IJ5, _*_except_*_ Ben's vids!]_
I'm looking forward to the Ben Heck Heckles movie review channel. Where every review is jam-packed with quotes, music, and actor impressions from other movies 😂 That would probably be far more entertaining than the majority of entertainment today. I lost all hope for this being a decent movie a while ago. I'd love to be wrong, but I won't be holding my breath based on just about everything Disney has had a hand in for years.
Last Friday I recorded an entire commentary track for Indy 4 with my sister. I'll put it on UA-cam soon, but OF COURSE we go massively off topic. Lots of supper club discussions.
@@BenHeckHacks Nice! I'm looking forward to it.
I don't recall ever liking a time travel story. They never make sense to me, and always contradict their own world rules by the end of the film. The idea of time travel is so fantastical, and unrealistic already, and trying to build a story around it is stupid. Anyway, I don't want to go on a big rant about it, because I easily can.
BTW, I can't believe you liked SOLO. I also think it's one of the best Disney Star Wars films (Including TV shows) they have done. I feel like the movie gets a lot of hate for many reasons. One is that many people don't like the casting choice for Solo himself, and can't see anyone in the role other than Ford, Two is that it lost money and is an easy target for Disney haters to larp on about (I don't like Disney either to be fair), and three is that people just didn't want the movie made period and feel like it's creation and role in the overall story of Star Wars is pointless. I will agree the movie felt like milking by Disney.
However I will say Solo had a great cast, great new characters, and a very solid script. The ending reveal was awesome, and it was just fun.
Maybe I was expecting a train wreck since they basically shot it twice. But yeah. It was totally solid. Great cast! But I'm also the guy who thought Rogue One was junk until the final act so I'm weird.
I'm 39 and want a new job.
I’m about to go rob a bank it’s a little thing I call capitalism
Short parents can absolutely have tall children. And visa-versa. "Reversion to the mean" is a thing.
Good point. Both my parents had black hair and I'm a cursed ginger. Still. Tall parents make tall kids. PWB is very tall for a female.
There are two explanations for the height anomaly.
1) An ancestor that was taller and a stray height gene decided to make an appearance.
2) Adoption.
Both my sister and I are 10 inches taller than both our parents.
You only get 50 percent from each parent, but which 50 percent is always random. You can easily be much taller than both parents. There are recessive genes.
@@mikeworkman3593 Recessive genes like the stray height one?
3) The mom fooled around.
@@Okurka. Yes
Oh Ben, I have been watching you.
For some reason I was reminded of Inner Circle - Sweat (a la la la long)...
They should've stopped at the last crusade or do young Indiana jones. Why ruin a good franchise.
Final fantasy 15 is not about time travel but IT IS!
Typical internet. "its gonna be awful just wait" hot take kingdom is better than temple of doom get over yourselves. Even if its bad it doesn't or shouldn't diminish your enjoyment of the previous film ffs.
Hot take: Temple of Doom is better than Crusade.
I predict Indy 10 will be the first truly photo-realistic AI film to revive a dead actor and franchise simultaneously.
Nah, it would have to be an odd-numbered one to accomplish that :)
The voodoo line is about the voodoo doll in The Temple of Doom. I think the capitalism line has something to do with the Soviets. I feel like she's buying something off a international group of criminals. Probably the dial of destiny. With the war in Ukraine, they may have needed to change some stuff that involved the Russians. I'm thinking it's not about time travel, but that doesn't mean it doesn't involve time travel. I think it might also be a compass or something. Maybe a teaser for a Indiana Jones TV show? They're hiding something. A second McGuffin. Just putting out my guesses.
At least younger Indy LOOKS good, compared to say, Luke in Mando S2 finale.
Although... Admittedly, I'm watching this on a Galaxy S8, in 360p, on top of compression added by Ben, _on top of_ the compression introduced by the video upload he's watching, *_on top of_* the compression of the original...
So for all I know, he might look like a potato when watched on the big screen/Blu-ray... lol
so, when does he lose an eye and a leg?
Just an eye. BTW they removed those bookends from subsequent releases so I don't think it's canon anymore.
@@BenHeckHacks prob right, since ABC reedited the orig episodes. What a shame... I was not happy when I got hte DVD box set and noticed it wasn;t the original Network episodes :/
That was my same reaction to the horse on the subway tracks 😂
The conductor must be a Nazi 😂
Looks poo