When It's Not A Cult

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  • @wvu05
    @wvu05 Рік тому +457

    You know the old saying: nobody joins a cult, it only slowly reveals itself until you're too committed to leave.

    • @m0L3ify
      @m0L3ify Рік тому +8

      You have to slow boil a frog to cook it

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 Рік тому +2

      never heard that one

    • @pawelzielinski1398
      @pawelzielinski1398 Рік тому +7

      @@m0L3ify that of course is an urban legend. Frog will try to escape when it's too uncomfortable.

  • @aaronhumphrey3514
    @aaronhumphrey3514 Рік тому +1211

    “There’s always room for you in the church of Scientology,” had me rolling, lol.

    • @dylangrieveable
      @dylangrieveable Рік тому +27

      such a great twist

    • @kjuergens1985
      @kjuergens1985 Рік тому +26

      I loved that it went that way; I thought the swerve at the end would be that "Papa" gets home and she's so smitten she joins immediately. I would have been fine with that too, but I'd rather be surprised like this.

    • @domiy13
      @domiy13 Рік тому

      ​​@@dylangrieveable how is it a twist? This is exactly how society works. We accuse other people (such as religious folk) of being in a cult while we spend our time reciting political/party lines we heard in the media.
      Look around you. The Western establishment towing PC rhetoric is the biggest cult in history. It affords no room for independent thought or challenge - you must bow to every word of our health experts, public billionaires, or media moguls otherwise you're a fascist and conspiracy theorist.

    • @3YZ-TS191
      @3YZ-TS191 Рік тому +3

      I know! Great ending twist.

    • @keithvernon8972
      @keithvernon8972 Рік тому +9

      The kool-aid😂😂

  • @battlestarapplewatch
    @battlestarapplewatch Рік тому +430

    Nikki doesn't disappoint. It's so good she portrays this sort of situation indicating it's not a cult. I live with seven people in an apartment. We gather free food from supermarkets and so on but it's not a cult. Wait until the number of people becomes 11. This is where it gets strange.

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming Рік тому +14

      Def not a cult! Keep it up

    • @Glowtrey
      @Glowtrey Рік тому +4

      We made it to 12 in the house we were renting... was definitely weird woulnt have wanted that in an appartment 😂

    • @alexjohnson2224
      @alexjohnson2224 Рік тому +2

      Wow what a fan boy over here

    • @goodburger1114
      @goodburger1114 Рік тому +2

      Ehhh she sometimes disappoint

    • @Dhakadice
      @Dhakadice Рік тому +3

      Do you all dress in identical clothes though? :P

  • @derrickpurdy7011
    @derrickpurdy7011 Рік тому +216

    This is one of the warning signs of a cult. When a person in an actual cult points out that you are also in one, you know they are in a cult. Hopefully Nikki was able to reach her before it was too late.

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 Рік тому +4

      This is fictional.

    • @chengiggler
      @chengiggler Рік тому +6

      @@treystephens6166 what??? No, this is based on a true story.

    • @TheAsh-hole
      @TheAsh-hole Рік тому +11

      @@treystephens6166 you mean UA-cam skits aren’t real?!

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 Рік тому +7

      @@TheAsh-hole this is a skit? It’s not from the Original Expanded Universe???

    • @treystephens6166
      @treystephens6166 Рік тому +2

      @@chengiggler my bad, I didn’t watch the whole video. Since Disney bought it all I’ve been Out Of IT‼️

  • @Plastic_Surgery_Pokhara
    @Plastic_Surgery_Pokhara Рік тому +175

    Nikki has perfected every fake smiles and expression that ppl give.

    • @ezekielbrockmann114
      @ezekielbrockmann114 Рік тому

      Seriously an amazingly expressive face.
      The fact that Madonna is still always in the entertainment news and not Nikki just speaks volumes about how fü¢king broken Californians are.

  • @Dr.powell
    @Dr.powell Рік тому +145

    😂😂😂😂 I cant get over the fact she put Kool-Aid in the sketch 1000% hilarious 🤣

    • @ronin_returns
      @ronin_returns Рік тому +9

      I didn't even make the connection until after the video, and I was thinking randomly, "Don't drink the Kool-Aid"! Oh wait, too late, she already beat me to that joke as well...

    • @rileymclaughlin4831
      @rileymclaughlin4831 Рік тому +9

      @@ronin_returns I would tell a People's Temple joke, but the punch line is too long.

    • @jamalgibson8139
      @jamalgibson8139 Рік тому +6

      Would've been better if it was flavor-aid, but I'll let that one pass.

    • @129jasper1
      @129jasper1 Рік тому

      @@jamalgibson8139 Shhh, no one else knows that detail. Does it even still exist?

    • @iolairmuinnmalachybromham3103
      @iolairmuinnmalachybromham3103 Рік тому

      @@129jasper1 I don’t know, but I really don’t think what happened in Guyana would’ve been good for the brand

  • @ayla8345
    @ayla8345 Рік тому +146

    I met up with an ex about a year ago, we were still friends but hadn’t seen each other in about 3 years and he was exactly like that.
    He moved away and said it was for work but he ended up in this community with a bunch of people where they garden and plant food and shit. I ask him how he makes money, he said he doesn’t need money, you have to make everything yourself and it’s a community. No phone or Internet either. He looked rough too. He’s on good terms with his family but only talks to them 1x a year because he doesn’t use a phone / internet. It’s so odd. But he says he’s the happiest he’s ever been. He said he’ll call me when he’s back in town but that could be in 3-4 years. Like what??

    • @EduardoHernandez-vv8ey
      @EduardoHernandez-vv8ey Рік тому

      Well it sounds idyllically wonderful. . . But I would do without the brainwashing thing. I would question how they survive without paying taxes, utilities, etc. Seems oddly convenient to just say "live off the land".

    • @LadyIarConnacht
      @LadyIarConnacht Рік тому +68

      Yes, it's just horrible and odd when people want to actually live life as humans always have.

    • @dubvc1
      @dubvc1 Рік тому +35

      Damn, you drove him to that😅

    • @ayla8345
      @ayla8345 Рік тому +29

      @@LadyIarConnacht only speaking to your family once a year when you’re on good terms with them and only seeing them every few years is odd to me yes. So is quitting your job out of nowhere to join a community where you make no money and own nothing but garden and do work around the house all day.

    • @mfalmegwada
      @mfalmegwada Рік тому +31

      @@ayla8345 Well that's how humans used to live. We are living in a society which is pumped up by gas and energies.

  • @GA-1st
    @GA-1st Рік тому +117

    I've firsthand experience with cults, and sadly, this is not even a parody. I love the Bill Murray line! Brilliant!

    • @juliannfloress3490
      @juliannfloress3490 Рік тому +7

      i´m glad you´re ok now... have a nice day

    • @masteryoda394
      @masteryoda394 Рік тому +4

      Glad you are okay now 😊

    • @aaronharlow2137
      @aaronharlow2137 Рік тому +2

      i actually didn't get that part. What was she talking about?

    • @masteryoda394
      @masteryoda394 Рік тому +3

      @@aaronharlow2137 I think Bill Murray famously doesn't use smartphones.

    • @aaronharlow2137
      @aaronharlow2137 Рік тому +1

      @@masteryoda394 ah. didn't know that

  • @johncoakleyjr
    @johncoakleyjr Рік тому +34

    That was so good! The offer to join Scientology...nailed it.

  • @superman9772
    @superman9772 Рік тому +28

    nikki has amazing facial expressions... her eye roll and smirk is always spot on !

  • @rkturty
    @rkturty Рік тому +36

    “I’ve never been in a cult so I wouldn’t know what a cult sounds like.”

  • @kj8398
    @kj8398 Рік тому +6

    Using the Manson sisters names and everything 😂😂😂 Susan, Patricia and Leslie 😂😂 and the little dig at scientology at the end lmao girl you are too funny 😂😂

  • @davidstorrs
    @davidstorrs Рік тому +4

    I did not see that ending coming. That was brilliant.

  • @harveychiefe8508
    @harveychiefe8508 Рік тому +19

    I lost it with the Koolaid, Jones town flashbacks in my head

    • @rileymclaughlin4831
      @rileymclaughlin4831 Рік тому +1

      I would tell a People's Temple joke, but the punch line is too long.

    • @jimbarino2
      @jimbarino2 Рік тому +1

      @@rileymclaughlin4831 I see what you did there.

  • @echohunter4199
    @echohunter4199 Рік тому +22

    I love it when good people with actual talent get together and say “hey! Let’s have some fun and make some hilarious videos!” And they easily pull it off. Well done young people, you are our future!
    Oh, and you got a new sub!

  • @kelleychilton2524
    @kelleychilton2524 6 місяців тому +1

    I love the way they're all dressed the same. 😂🤣 Nikki never disappoints. 👍👍

  • @rich9965
    @rich9965 Рік тому +12

    Almost lost my drink out the nose when they walked in wearing the same thing. Lmfao

  • @BPDouglass
    @BPDouglass Рік тому +28

    I always love a bit of ironic humor.

  • @TheUrbanSentinelChannel
    @TheUrbanSentinelChannel Рік тому +19

    Sounds like a good well rounded group of folks loving, caring, sharing 😂🤣😂😁👍

    • @StuermischeTage
      @StuermischeTage Рік тому +2

      Sounds like "Daddy" doesn't do much sharing, tbh.

  • @phothewin6019
    @phothewin6019 Рік тому +1

    That reveal at the end was great 😂

  • @ashtonv418
    @ashtonv418 Рік тому +9

    Glad I caught this before my first round. Another banger! Part Two will feature Pella coming home, obviously, and addressing "the" doubts... hahaha

  • @Darnellp87
    @Darnellp87 Рік тому +6

    I used to date a girl who, oddly enough, looks A LOT like Nikki. Every time I see one of Nikki's videos, she reminds me of this girl. Anyway, she was an awesome person and we got along great even after the breakup. One day she just up and moved 2000 miles away with no warning to anybody, got rid of her phone, deleted all social media, totally went off grid. I'm friends with her brother and a few years after she moved away, she was home visiting her family and we had a little discussion about her life, etc. She is TOTALLY in a cult now. Her "husband" has 12 other wives and they all live together on this weird hippie farm.

  • @nathanielavenmarg4504
    @nathanielavenmarg4504 Рік тому +4

    "Oh no no, I didn't change my number....I got rid of my phone." hahahaha

  • @NeoN-PeoN
    @NeoN-PeoN Рік тому +9

    If it meant I could make a living without having a cell phone, I'd join that cult.

  • @juangarza7193
    @juangarza7193 2 місяці тому +1

    The kool -aid 😂😅😅😅😅hit on tha spot jim jones ish

  • @rotabo001
    @rotabo001 Рік тому +3

    "would your friend like a drink?...Absolutey fucking not!"....hahahahaha

  • @superultragiggachigga
    @superultragiggachigga Рік тому

    I love the small references in here were great. loving your skits lately.

  • @chandie5298
    @chandie5298 Рік тому +23

    This was AMAZING.
    Just one question..... where do I get in touch with these people? I want some new friends.

  • @scarter9876
    @scarter9876 Рік тому +10

    I really liked this. cute ending as always .

  • @Not_Gangsta
    @Not_Gangsta Рік тому +2

    2:28 She's a little too good at her role🤔🙄😁

  • @Marvoloshane
    @Marvoloshane Рік тому +2

    Good stuff. You had me at the cell phone stuff but the commune thing turned it south lol.

  • @whaney1967
    @whaney1967 Місяць тому

    The Church of Scientology was the banger.😂😂

  • @KhanhDinh291
    @KhanhDinh291 Рік тому

    "scouring the alley for supper" 🤣such a fancy way to say "dumpster diving"

  • @palimpsestransparent
    @palimpsestransparent Рік тому +1

    They offer her Kool Aid 😂

  • @visheshsux
    @visheshsux Рік тому +4

    didn’t expected the end lmao

  • @johnandersen6752
    @johnandersen6752 Рік тому +8

    I remember in the late 60's and 70's there were some cults, but the majority were just communes.

    • @masteryoda394
      @masteryoda394 Рік тому +1

      "communes," are cults just less extreme

    • @johnandersen6752
      @johnandersen6752 Рік тому +6

      @@masteryoda394 You're generalizing to the extreme. There are communes that want nothing to do with religious veneration and devotion. They're fed up with the way society and establishments have screwed things up and so now just want to live more independently, grow their own food, etc.

    • @masteryoda394
      @masteryoda394 Рік тому +2

      @@johnandersen6752 that's true, but some of them feel "culty" to me still . But I see point.

  • @stall1on300
    @stall1on300 Рік тому +2

    Your videos are always high quality, great job

  • @TW-lt1vr
    @TW-lt1vr Рік тому +3

    Knowing how unbelievably creepy cults can be, this video made me feel like everything will be okay

  • @FiliusFidelis
    @FiliusFidelis Рік тому +2

    well, it IS true that people as a general rule are completely addicted to their smartphones.

  • @Centrinario
    @Centrinario Рік тому +6

    3:00 Oh so you want me in your Patreon. I dunno Nikki... sounds like a cult.

  • @chrisjoosten9819
    @chrisjoosten9819 Рік тому +2

    Ha Ha!!! I never LOL, and i did at the punchline. Good shit, Nikki!

  • @rogersepeda
    @rogersepeda Рік тому +1

    Out of the frying pan and into the fire . Lol

  • @juliogomez2534
    @juliogomez2534 Рік тому +2

    When they walk in with the Kool-Aid I almost peed myself xD

    • @JaslenXp
      @JaslenXp Рік тому

      NOOOO THE CYANIDE...

    • @thehonesttruth8808
      @thehonesttruth8808 Рік тому

      Guys don’t pee themselves unless they have something physiologically wrong…stop it

  • @supitschillbro
    @supitschillbro Рік тому +1

    1:04 the subtitle should say “excess” instead of “access”

  • @matthewdancz9152
    @matthewdancz9152 Рік тому +1

    When is it not a cult? The answer seems to be never.

  • @Insightfill
    @Insightfill Рік тому

    Love the matching dresses.

  • @gicking3898
    @gicking3898 Рік тому +1

    Nicely done Nikki,nicely done. You got me 😀

  • @DavidtanBBO19
    @DavidtanBBO19 Рік тому +1

    I KNEW IT! The title is a set up for it haha

  • @KG-xf9ew
    @KG-xf9ew Рік тому +8

    Every expression of hers contains a certain amount of crazy

  • @joecarlson699
    @joecarlson699 Рік тому +1

    Lmao that ending got me

  • @TheAsh-hole
    @TheAsh-hole Рік тому

    I wasn’t turned off until the matching dresses and the kool aid 😂

  • @jerrymason3777
    @jerrymason3777 Рік тому +36

    I feel the same way about people getting I'M BOOSTED tattoos

  • @tylerayers7712
    @tylerayers7712 Рік тому

    The cool aid had me rolling

  • @MauritsWilke
    @MauritsWilke Рік тому +2

    Love your content girl

  • @HealingInsideMyMind
    @HealingInsideMyMind Рік тому +1

    When you and your bestie are in a cult but you both deny being in a cult! 🤣😂

  • @Zorichai
    @Zorichai Рік тому

    Omg the actual kool aid made crack up 😂🤣

  • @trentsendah7061
    @trentsendah7061 3 місяці тому

    2:31 Koolaid is crazy💀

  • @kingdonut6675
    @kingdonut6675 Рік тому

    The twist had me dead.

  • @arielmscisney6128
    @arielmscisney6128 Рік тому +1

    This was great. You know what else would be great? A convention with Mormons, Scientologists, Flat Earthers, and Catholics.

  • @aquamarine99911
    @aquamarine99911 Рік тому +2

    "I love it when they call me Big Poppa!"

  • @nickp9994
    @nickp9994 Рік тому +1

    Friends rollin with kool aid

  • @kirancourt
    @kirancourt Рік тому

    One of your best ever!!

  • @ultimateactivitiesdude2685
    @ultimateactivitiesdude2685 Рік тому

    The Kool-Aid 😂

  • @drakewauters2109
    @drakewauters2109 Рік тому

    THAT was perfect.

  • @maxd3028
    @maxd3028 Рік тому

    "well she was weird" 😂😂😂😂

  • @GHow1998
    @GHow1998 Рік тому +1

    Kool Aid? Alright Jim Jones

  • @lilianaarias2061
    @lilianaarias2061 Рік тому +2

    Takes one to know one...

  • @MattXShaver
    @MattXShaver Рік тому

    Love the Kool-Aid reference lol

  • @nadavegan
    @nadavegan Рік тому +1

    The massive bottle of ketchup was the giveaway, it's totally a cult.

  • @grantwithers
    @grantwithers 5 місяців тому

    2:42 I didn't see that coming

  • @pokopuku
    @pokopuku Рік тому

    Loooool sounds like the ICOC

  • @getmoney27188
    @getmoney27188 Рік тому +1

    This was a huge win 😂

  • @yaakovwaxman4807
    @yaakovwaxman4807 10 місяців тому

    The kool-aid is genius lmao

  • @SviatoslavKaverin
    @SviatoslavKaverin 10 місяців тому

    Being a cultist (or a cheerleader) is the only way to make modern women not to hate each other for wearing the same dress.

  • @MelonHead887
    @MelonHead887 Рік тому

    "You are so jaded ..." Love that, will use it. 😂

  • @paulmoore-LPC-LMFT-NCC
    @paulmoore-LPC-LMFT-NCC Рік тому

    She’s a treasure!

  • @ronin_returns
    @ronin_returns Рік тому +2

    This could have only been funnier and more like cult life if Tom Cruise showed up in a pair of Nike shoes and started rambling about Xenu.

  • @rawsinc1
    @rawsinc1 Рік тому

    Love those matching dresses 😅

  • @cameronrich2536
    @cameronrich2536 Рік тому +1

    What did me and my jahovas just witness???

  • @Elidrys
    @Elidrys Рік тому

    Hahaha well done again

  • @flowersafeheart
    @flowersafeheart Рік тому

    Ha! I did not see that ending coming

  • @kxjx
    @kxjx Рік тому

    Spot on

  • @buffoonoutdoors
    @buffoonoutdoors Рік тому

    Great sketch!

  • @CallsignVega
    @CallsignVega Рік тому +3

    Actually hit the nail on the head. Some of the least intelligent people I've ever met had "PhD's".

  • @Sekou-yr2rr
    @Sekou-yr2rr Рік тому

    Nikki should bring back the “shut up & sit down” outro

  • @munenemathenge8085
    @munenemathenge8085 Рік тому

    "Would your friend like a drink?" I mean, c'mon.

  • @jemayeljuma2534
    @jemayeljuma2534 Рік тому

    Brilliant, just brilliant! And no one does crazy ex girlfriend better than you. No one!

  • @emsauce75
    @emsauce75 Рік тому

    Ketchup dates are my fav!

  • @kennedymwale5772
    @kennedymwale5772 Рік тому

    Nikki's hilarious 😅

  • @AndorranStairway
    @AndorranStairway Рік тому +2

    “There is someone. He’s a free spirit type. He’s my Lord and saviour Jesus Christ and he lets the Holy Spirit flow through me”

  • @justinpopelka1148
    @justinpopelka1148 Рік тому

    Lol. That ending

  • @ARIES5342
    @ARIES5342 Рік тому

    You are hilarious!

  • @Cliff_oi812
    @Cliff_oi812 Рік тому +1

    The night time is the right time. Adam Sandler.

  • @macsnafu
    @macsnafu Рік тому

    LOL. Define "weird".

  • @JohnnyKnoxville985
    @JohnnyKnoxville985 Рік тому

    Koolaid Jammers lol

  • @moonafarms1621
    @moonafarms1621 Рік тому

    This give me Mormon Vibes.... eeeeek haha

  • @robphoenix1182
    @robphoenix1182 Рік тому +1

    So easy to shop when you all wear the same thing! Lmao

  • @georgerebic1240
    @georgerebic1240 Рік тому +4

    That was a banging punch line after 3 minutes of torture. Way yo.

  • @OntarioAndrews415
    @OntarioAndrews415 Рік тому

    She offered her Kool-Aid? Jonestown anyone? 😬

  • @toddmorris9896
    @toddmorris9896 Рік тому

    1000000% creeped out by this one