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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Рік тому +18834

    You make it sound like men don't also want to be crushed by a Lovecraftian horror.

  • @cryolitegem
    @cryolitegem Рік тому +4633

    Love it when the eldritch horror is the most confused one

  • @Rembreiker_lychec9257
    @Rembreiker_lychec9257 Рік тому +5209

    The innate desire to be crushed. Just another reason Zel is the most relatable of all Gray girls.

    • @JustCallMeRaito
      @JustCallMeRaito 3 місяці тому +36

      I misread gray as gay 💀

    • @T1M0US3
      @T1M0US3 3 місяці тому +13

      @@JustCallMeRaitoyou’re not alone, pal 😂

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому +3

      I'm a dude and i want that too XD

    • @1833-j4g
      @1833-j4g Місяць тому

      Everyone has that, not just women

    • @QwibKwib
      @QwibKwib Місяць тому

      Remember.

  • @AidenVictoria-l9v
    @AidenVictoria-l9v Місяць тому +87

    "you might also like this" -what youtube reccomended to me

    • @witherwitchstudio3846
      @witherwitchstudio3846 15 днів тому +5

      We got called the fuck out brother

    • @xymoth_
      @xymoth_ 14 днів тому +1

      same 😭😭😭

    • @Foxstar3667
      @Foxstar3667 13 днів тому +2

      Naw I let my lil brother watch UA-cam on my account FOR ONE DAY AND THIS IS WHAT IT RECOMMENDS ME 😂😂😂

    • @witherwitchstudio3846
      @witherwitchstudio3846 13 днів тому

      @@Foxstar3667 ☠

    • @AidenVictoria-l9v
      @AidenVictoria-l9v 9 днів тому

      ​@@witherwitchstudio3846no that's only u

  • @billcipher3479
    @billcipher3479 Місяць тому +137

    Men: simple things
    Women: freaky things

    • @HenriqueFoda-se-u6k
      @HenriqueFoda-se-u6k 16 днів тому +30

      Don't even give me that shit, many animes, especially the current ones, are full of little monster girls! This is not just part of the women's group, you are generalizing, many men also like it

    • @xboxanao325
      @xboxanao325 16 днів тому

      ​@@HenriqueFoda-se-u6k true

    • @blazingfire79
      @blazingfire79 15 днів тому

      @@HenriqueFoda-se-u6k Lets agree both are freaky.

    • @worldspam5682
      @worldspam5682 14 днів тому

      ​​@@HenriqueFoda-se-u6k all those animes at least have girls that have only certain animalistic features that are considered cute in today's society. Meanwhile anime for women has only two types of guys: bulky full blown furries (mostly wolves and lizards), and tall twig like guys with "mysterious" personality, who can be easily mistaken as gays, because of how they interact with others. 😂

    • @ohetukami7527
      @ohetukami7527 14 днів тому

      wait. SOME MEN LIKE INHUMANE MONSTROUS SHITTY WOMEN IN ANIME. god. this is very bad. at least do some women that dont have a frickin tail kr cat ears on their heads. maybe a drago-

  • @warhorse03826
    @warhorse03826 Рік тому +355

    Doomcock's sidekick Harvey Cthulhu should NEVER be let out of containment.

    • @ChrisSummers-AlienFaeRE
      @ChrisSummers-AlienFaeRE Місяць тому

      Jokes on you they feed him snacks via goth girl containment procedures. Shits litty titty. Nobody cares do whatever🖤😎

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 Місяць тому +1

      Ew a fascist

  • @ensemble3647
    @ensemble3647 Рік тому +456

    I like that you can visibly see the "wha?" on the Eldrich Horrors face. And it wasn't even an "eww, what the fuck?!" look like with alot of things, it was genuine confusion.

  • @Atlastens
    @Atlastens 2 місяці тому +2734

    0:15 This prison to hold... ME?

    • @Luca-hd2cp
      @Luca-hd2cp 2 місяці тому +183

      A visitor?

    • @jujom.j.926
      @jujom.j.926 2 місяці тому +142

      Hhmmm indeed

    • @Atlastens
      @Atlastens 2 місяці тому +136

      I've slept long enough

    • @retrayn
      @retrayn 2 місяці тому +129

      The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name

    • @Atlastens
      @Atlastens 2 місяці тому +121

      And i am EAGER to make them remember

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 Місяць тому +234

    Reminds me of the Fact Men like Damsels in Distress, while Women like Vampire's and Werewolves. But the funny thing is, Damsels in Distress is seen as sexist towards women and for Toxic Creepy Men. While Women romanticize Toxic Creepy Vampires and Werewolves in romance novels. 💀

    • @zombiethieves3736
      @zombiethieves3736 Місяць тому

      The guy wants a submissive slave/ bangmaid. The gal wants to fix him and make him love only her. Lol

    • @ॐIo
      @ॐIo Місяць тому

      Some modern psychologists and philosophers are simply in denial over the broad schemes both genders actually give in to en masse.

    • @doandadrestarahma5290
      @doandadrestarahma5290 Місяць тому +41

      We need to romanticize Toxic Creepy Vampire and Werewolf Women instead

    • @eliasvonbrille
      @eliasvonbrille Місяць тому +28

      What? I don't think anybody seriously considers men liking helpless woman to be sexist.
      If they do simply don't take them seriously. Problem solved lol
      It's also not fatphobic to not be into Fat ppl or Racist to visually prefer people from certain places.
      Trying to cancel ppl for their preferences is always crazy. That's none of anybody else's business.

    • @Yourcreepyuncle
      @Yourcreepyuncle Місяць тому +1

      I like vampire women🥺

  • @Epicface-p8e
    @Epicface-p8e Місяць тому +50

    Let’s be honest you all clicked because the thumbnail

    • @MohamedEXPD
      @MohamedEXPD Місяць тому +2

      Not gonna lie yeah but also cuz of the title too.

    • @xogleeztastexd583
      @xogleeztastexd583 Місяць тому +3

      I just wanna see how they think what women think is men wanted

    • @YourFaulty
      @YourFaulty Місяць тому +4

      tbh I wanted to get offended bc anger motivates me to do work. I was misled. Instead of a "boys vs girls" stereo typing meme where it's basically "girls lame boys fun," I got a stereo typing meme that actually applies to me and therefore I cannot be offended.

    • @adamhaikaladamhaikal2272
      @adamhaikaladamhaikal2272 13 днів тому +1

      Not really but i positive thinking about it

  • @Tramway-i8f
    @Tramway-i8f 2 місяці тому +924

    I searched up “sega dreamcast accessories” wtf is this

    • @ruthicious-rm2jp
      @ruthicious-rm2jp Місяць тому +26

      I searched up mk1 omni man vs homelander XD

    • @cajs100
      @cajs100 Місяць тому +9

      I searched up Ben 10 carnitrix

    • @skullmanprivate6232
      @skullmanprivate6232 Місяць тому +17

      I searched for dark souls 2 offline covenant leveling, but apparently we all got called here by a higher power.

    • @xX_Joseph777_Xx
      @xX_Joseph777_Xx Місяць тому +14

      UA-cam is throwing this shit like a monkey. You cannot stop it lol

    • @admiralfurret
      @admiralfurret Місяць тому +5

      I searched up ,,lethal company skibidi toilet mod"
      There was one video where a dude freaked out because of this mod

  • @nicholasfly5914
    @nicholasfly5914 Рік тому +1073

    I don't know if i wish to be the guy who gets kissed or the guy who crushes...
    -Or the girl who gets crushed- *AHEM.*

  • @oldomen3788
    @oldomen3788 Місяць тому +545

    Ah yes. Female written fantasy romance novels.
    Well known for frequent use of vampires, dragons, monsters, sea monsters, aliens and other supernatural entities being a love interest.
    Many a time a Stockholm syndrome type romance

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому +32

      I'm a dude and im into that sorta stuff.. but I'm also gay so like, I guess it makes sense. (Dragons are the best fr fr)

    • @oldomen3788
      @oldomen3788 Місяць тому

      @@toyotawitha20mm35 I got no issue with people enjoying that stuff. Much like I don't got a problem with hentai.
      We're all filthy degenerates

    • @donsalizar4037
      @donsalizar4037 Місяць тому +55

      ​@@toyotawitha20mm35
      Yeah mate it bc you gay

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 29 днів тому +43

      Gay men and straight men are almost a different breed

    • @oldomen3788
      @oldomen3788 29 днів тому

      Gay sex is the manliest form of sex

  • @detectivenora
    @detectivenora 29 днів тому +18

    So true my friends "hear me out" was venom lol

  • @Tr0lliPop
    @Tr0lliPop 12 днів тому +5

    As a guy, I can confirm that there are exceptions

  • @natu01
    @natu01 Місяць тому +268

    One of my female friends has character ai chats with a skinwalker that if released would literally end her life 😭🙏

    • @Flourish38
      @Flourish38 Місяць тому +46

      So romantic 🥰

    • @Tramway-i8f
      @Tramway-i8f Місяць тому +19

      wdym “that if released would literally end her life” what is a woman saying to an eldritch horror im concerned

    • @Yourcreepyuncle
      @Yourcreepyuncle Місяць тому

      I think I know that one😭

    • @Ponchik-md5uq
      @Ponchik-md5uq Місяць тому +6

      What?
      Why?
      Hot?

    • @AzLiUmbra
      @AzLiUmbra 26 днів тому +4

      @StraightGuyLOLNo I think bro meant what he said 💀

  • @notthedeadweight
    @notthedeadweight Місяць тому +740

    Bro's acting like there ain't an immeasurable amount of men willing to do anything to be crushed by that Cthulussy 😭🙏

    • @creeper6530
      @creeper6530 Місяць тому +39

      Even a muscle queen would suffice

    • @100Pieda
      @100Pieda Місяць тому

      I would like to get pulvirized and crushed by mommy of light's feet from terraria

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому

      I just want men​@@creeper6530

    • @RatInAChefHat
      @RatInAChefHat Місяць тому +8

      Cthulussy, what in the diabolic hell did you just say

    • @HonkHonkler
      @HonkHonkler Місяць тому +25

      There really isn't.

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 Рік тому +288

    Gaah-Damn.
    It's them tentacles i tell yah.

    • @StormTheSquid
      @StormTheSquid Рік тому +26

      Can confirm. It can even work on yourself if you're a girl with tentacles.

    • @allforce9959
      @allforce9959 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@StormTheSquidnasty

    • @SomeNexusDude
      @SomeNexusDude Місяць тому +2

      Hell yeah it deffinetly is.

    • @Theordinarygoober
      @Theordinarygoober Місяць тому

      I have lost faith in society with this shit y'all saying go back to the hub please

    • @Need_RnR
      @Need_RnR Місяць тому +2

      _Ayoooo..._
      ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

  • @OmarMat33n
    @OmarMat33n 19 днів тому +3

    Since a young child, I always wanted to be a bird, be a hawk. Just like my role model, Hawk Tuah. One day I will be like him, ever since a child I wanted to fly just like a bird.

    • @efemji
      @efemji 16 днів тому

      bro..😂😂😂

  • @ghoetzinjal2660
    @ghoetzinjal2660 22 дні тому +8

    If a carrot cared about me that much, I’d get it a ring

  • @held2053
    @held2053 Рік тому +653

    Original/Old Title: "Why are women like this?"

    • @dartingralaughter9781
      @dartingralaughter9781 3 місяці тому +14

      Cause or else guys like you wouldn't pull any

    • @djbsghss75
      @djbsghss75 3 місяці тому +132

      ​​@@dartingralaughter9781 what does that even mean holy shit ?.?

    • @dartingralaughter9781
      @dartingralaughter9781 3 місяці тому

      @@djbsghss75 💀

    • @Nikitos416
      @Nikitos416 3 місяці тому

      Triggered no life feminist spotted 🤢

    • @abbc5156
      @abbc5156 3 місяці тому +26

      @@djbsghss75 I think he meant that guys are usually less pretty compared to women and for human species to procreate the females need to find manly traits attractive

  • @brainflash1
    @brainflash1 Рік тому +85

    I honestly expected her to get a massage like the guy did, except from the tentacles.

  • @ZombieChicken1310
    @ZombieChicken1310 Місяць тому +453

    As a man, i can confirm we are all bald and naked, meanwhile girls look like anime characters
    Btw there's also Cthulhu

    • @Jerry_the_jerry
      @Jerry_the_jerry Місяць тому +59

      ​@jfdgbfjlttkntg
      You could have done something more important or more useful to the people around you instead of commenting about a someone making a joke

    • @Jerry_the_jerry
      @Jerry_the_jerry Місяць тому +34

      @jfdgbfjlttkntg i was saying that it's a joke you don't have to throw religion into this plus what does incel mean ?

    • @Jerry_the_jerry
      @Jerry_the_jerry Місяць тому +6

      @Iia-9807IIA yes way

    • @Jerry_the_jerry
      @Jerry_the_jerry Місяць тому +22

      @jfdgbfjlttkntg
      And isn't judging people by a small group of their community is considered racism ? Or in this case islamphobic ?
      No hate but don't go around taking jokes seriously man i hope you have a great day 👍

    • @Blade.5786
      @Blade.5786 Місяць тому +30

      ​​@jfdgbfjlttkntg Cries sexism, instantly reveals own bigotry. Classic liberal.

  • @puzzle_boy
    @puzzle_boy Місяць тому +33

    This is not that accurate. Most men actually would rather female demons from Shin Megami Tensei than normal girls.

    • @TomDreamshow
      @TomDreamshow 18 днів тому +2

      not that many, if it resembles the female shape then now we're talking

  • @FrostHashira-k1p
    @FrostHashira-k1p Місяць тому +12

    Shit, all these years at the gym. I cant bulk up that.

  • @eggward6329
    @eggward6329 Рік тому +196

    This might just be Zel having a massive monster/beast fetish.
    I mean, I see why she’s like that. Some beasts be lookin way too heavenly for me to pass up.

  • @habibicat3492
    @habibicat3492 Рік тому +37

    I wish women were real

  • @burningjdm
    @burningjdm Рік тому +60

    Nothing Iike starting a Friday morning with some wholesome lovecraftian horrors

  • @Grey_Soul009
    @Grey_Soul009 Місяць тому +42

    I’m a woman now

  • @ghostlion8616
    @ghostlion8616 Місяць тому +2

    Son: dad how did you met mom?
    Monster: well son, she summoned me. I thought she wanted me to crush someone, she said something interesting and we did the "fight" and that's how you were born.

  • @bluemoontmd2594
    @bluemoontmd2594 Місяць тому +46

    every time i enter my recommended section i question what i'm watching not even 19 seconds after

  • @liu3chan
    @liu3chan 3 місяці тому +442

    Oh. Women choosing bear over men suddenly makes more sense.

    • @KewalTailor
      @KewalTailor 3 місяці тому +15

      When will I become a bear, unfortunately wasn't gifted in height department just an average 5"8', all went to my face, but I can improve my body IMMENSELY, just need the resources and I will be a bear, can't wait for it honestly

    • @Chico01232
      @Chico01232 3 місяці тому +37

      ​@@KewalTailor you could become those Malaysian bears

    • @KewalTailor
      @KewalTailor 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Chico01232 hahahaha veri funni 😐😐😐

    • @Chico01232
      @Chico01232 3 місяці тому +20

      @@KewalTailor or a honey badger

    • @Shadowiann_
      @Shadowiann_ 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@KewalTailor i mean, at least you aint short, i mean thats the upsdie of being average height

  • @callme_emss
    @callme_emss 2 місяці тому +42

    The way that I know NO ONE who acts like this.

    • @HeavyhandedDame
      @HeavyhandedDame 2 місяці тому +1

      You don't know enough people. There's a literal meme of barnes and nobles having a "Okay hear me out" section now lol

    • @YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist
      @YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist Місяць тому

      Then und font know me

    • @Goku_Black1.1
      @Goku_Black1.1 Місяць тому +12

      NOBODY in real life acts like this. At least not until you make friends with them but even then, they have a filter unlike social media.

    • @callme_emss
      @callme_emss Місяць тому

      @@Goku_Black1.1frrrr

  • @IcedWaterOfficial
    @IcedWaterOfficial Місяць тому +2

    Time to play buckshot roulette
    (IRL)
    (FULL GUN)
    (ALL LIVES)
    (NO ITEMS)
    (ONE LIFE)
    (SINGLEPLAYER)

    • @Herr_Jäger
      @Herr_Jäger 23 дні тому

      1000 LIVE ROUNDS. 0 BLANKS. GOD HELP US ALL

  • @devinhallsworth5531
    @devinhallsworth5531 Місяць тому +15

    If this was true i'd actually have a chance with women.

  • @fabiopauli420
    @fabiopauli420 Місяць тому +27

    Biblically accurate angel: „be not afraid“
    Women: „would“
    Biblically accurate angel: „… be more afraid“

    • @YourFaulty
      @YourFaulty Місяць тому +1

      this comment needs more likes 😭😭

    • @Need_RnR
      @Need_RnR Місяць тому

      Biblically accurate angel:
      Ayyyyoooo, *WTF?!!!!!???*
      ☠️

  • @greninjazac4577
    @greninjazac4577 2 місяці тому +66

    I had a friend who literally liked this stuff. She was lesbian and when I showed her monster girls she basically said something along the lines of “she has to look like it would kill me in the most violent manor possible”

    • @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard
      @MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard Місяць тому +12

      She knows whats up

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому +8

      I'm a gay dude and I also like this kinda stuff, it's pretty common in the lgbt. I'm also (kinda) a furry, so that doesn't help either XD.

    • @ZombieChicken-X
      @ZombieChicken-X Місяць тому

      @@toyotawitha20mm35 yeah its cause youre all nutjobs, theyre a reason youre LGBT something went wrong in your brain

    • @assassinunknown6664
      @assassinunknown6664 Місяць тому +3

      Sounds about right

    • @andrewgutierrez4841
      @andrewgutierrez4841 Місяць тому +2

      She gets it.

  • @Scari1893wheniwasborn
    @Scari1893wheniwasborn 2 місяці тому +22

    men only want one thing.
    and it's a copy of mario party ds for the nintendo ds line of consoles from the nintendo corporation

    • @Tramway-i8f
      @Tramway-i8f Місяць тому +1

      @@Scari1893wheniwasborn realest thing ever 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @Shadowhalo-li1ud
      @Shadowhalo-li1ud Місяць тому +1

      Even sparking zero

    • @cultofhampter
      @cultofhampter Місяць тому +1

      I want to become super saiyan and finally surpass kakarot

  • @AlexLexusOfficial
    @AlexLexusOfficial 24 дні тому +2

    *looks at thumbnail*
    "Sigh."
    *checks comments*

  • @rrelocks
    @rrelocks Місяць тому +5

    You called me a woman in 67 Different languages.

  • @bdhhsgbyddhggg
    @bdhhsgbyddhggg Рік тому +30

    Guys wanna be crushed too, just…in a different way🗿

    • @hexzyle
      @hexzyle 2 місяці тому

      No, pretty much the same way, we just want the monster to have boobies and/or ass while it does it

    • @wyatthowington3985
      @wyatthowington3985 Місяць тому

      THAT'S MY BOYYYYYYYYYy

    • @genericjoe4082
      @genericjoe4082 Місяць тому

      Nah in the same way. Women, they like pecs and abs, which some depictions of cthullu have. But Imagine if chullu had some nice curves. 90% of the male population would die happy, the other 10% were gay.

    • @xogleeztastexd583
      @xogleeztastexd583 Місяць тому +1

      *SHIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAA*

    • @YourFaulty
      @YourFaulty Місяць тому +1

      @genericjoe4082 as I woman I do not like pecs and abs 👍
      as I woman I also do not speak for all women 👍👍

  • @Tsunami_Symon
    @Tsunami_Symon Рік тому +11

    I guess Zel dream lover is Cthulhu.
    Interested animation. Nice! 👍

  • @bighamerreis2058
    @bighamerreis2058 Рік тому +43

    I wish I were a lovecraftian horror

    • @Need_RnR
      @Need_RnR Місяць тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤣
      ☠️ 💀.... ☠️

  • @Therosproduckions
    @Therosproduckions Місяць тому +1

    This sucks even more when your held hostage while watching this for 1 HOLR DAMN HOUR

  • @Hannah_The_Heretic
    @Hannah_The_Heretic Місяць тому +2

    Finally, a realistic depiction of a girls love

  • @deathjam278
    @deathjam278 Рік тому +16

    So this what girls mean when they call you a "beast"!

  • @kyurei4478
    @kyurei4478 2 місяці тому +41

    Male human: ❌
    Eldritch monster: ✅

  • @mrcwillis6970
    @mrcwillis6970 Рік тому +33

    Idk…. I wonder. Lovely animation as always. 💚

  • @Shadowsfromthegravebeyourgrave
    @Shadowsfromthegravebeyourgrave 16 днів тому +1

    drunk people:IT WAS MEEEE YES I FEED HIM LIKE *BANG*

  • @SeanRobert-di8sz
    @SeanRobert-di8sz Місяць тому +1

    I’m a guy, if I run into a Lovecraftian horror ima…
    *I didn’t care anymore, I didn’t care about Kakorot, I didn’t care if I lived! Then it just snapped!*

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 2 місяці тому +15

    I've seen what female Dead by Daylight fans are in to. This does not surprise me in the slightest.

  • @umi3985
    @umi3985 Рік тому +61

    i too wish i could have a girlfriend who i could hug

    • @JamesJack-el4en
      @JamesJack-el4en 3 місяці тому

      Think that just you🙊

    • @yourashi9082
      @yourashi9082 2 місяці тому +6

      same

    • @AislingVT
      @AislingVT 2 місяці тому +4

      I wish for the same thing (let's go lesbian)

    • @Kalamylod
      @Kalamylod 2 місяці тому

      ​@@AislingVTget out

    • @malianeycoen6123
      @malianeycoen6123 2 місяці тому +1

      @umi3985
      Aw *my ears droop and I hug you*
      I hope you like hellhound girl hugs

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 2 місяці тому +13

    *Cruches harder*
    *Squek*
    What the?
    *Squek*
    This is amazing!
    *Squek, squek, squek, squek, squek, squek, squek, squek, squek*

    • @Flourish38
      @Flourish38 Місяць тому +4

      Oh, to be a squeaky toy for an eldritch horror

    • @wy477x
      @wy477x Місяць тому +3

      Dbza reference!?

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 Місяць тому +2

      @@wy477x Yes

  • @theelementalgriffin2092
    @theelementalgriffin2092 18 днів тому +1

    The woman on the thumbnail looks like Susan Heffley

  • @JT1698
    @JT1698 Місяць тому +4

    And women say men's standards are high lmao

  • @featherguardian6023
    @featherguardian6023 Рік тому +6

    It started Cute and Wholesome and it Ended Bizarre and Confusing, I get some people have different tastes on Massages.

  • @crowlov3405
    @crowlov3405 Місяць тому +14

    This is maybe one of the most accurate boys vs girls memes i’ve seen
    Source: grl

    • @dontkickmychick6076
      @dontkickmychick6076 Місяць тому +5

      Dude here, could you explain? I don't judge, ik women get freaky as well, but it's also a little bit worrying as a dude because well... I'm 5'6 and lack tentacles, cant really compete with that y'know lolol

    • @Fantastic_Raijin_Kaiju
      @Fantastic_Raijin_Kaiju Місяць тому +3

      @@dontkickmychick6076Nah Dw I understand bro 😭

    • @VanessaLol421
      @VanessaLol421 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@dontkickmychick6076 can we compete with anime girls? No
      Chill it's just fantasy

    • @YourFaulty
      @YourFaulty Місяць тому +1

      @@dontkickmychick6076 tbh I think every woman has their own reason for me it's just the idea that it'd be horrifying as fuck to be in the presence of these creatures but Ik for some it's the idea of the creature being physically bigger, and for others... it's the tentacles. idk man

  • @razor275
    @razor275 Рік тому +8

    "one head a day keeps the doctor away"
    - me

    • @KewalTailor
      @KewalTailor 3 місяці тому +1

      True, even i VERI MUCH AGREE

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому

      I like to get AND give it :)

    • @razor275
      @razor275 Місяць тому

      @@toyotawitha20mm35 r u bi

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 Місяць тому

      @@razor275 I'm gay

    • @razor275
      @razor275 Місяць тому

      @@toyotawitha20mm35 ohhhhhh i thought u meant u get it from girls but u mean boys ok

  • @rizwanzaman1793
    @rizwanzaman1793 15 днів тому

    Instructions unclear:
    Dresses up like cuthulu and starts grabbing girls,
    Gets sent to jail
    Dies

  • @MightyElo
    @MightyElo Місяць тому +4

    - Men thinking monstergirls
    VS
    - Women thinking of monsterboys

  • @MerchManDan
    @MerchManDan Рік тому +10

    I'm pretty sure it's just a joke

  • @YukiSeeto
    @YukiSeeto 2 місяці тому +12

    I’m never stepping foot in this channel again… mark my words

  • @natanmoses674
    @natanmoses674 Рік тому +19

    You really out here calling out Chibidoki aren't cha?

  • @iHashibami
    @iHashibami Місяць тому +4

    she really called him Cutehulhu

  • @abelesperanz4196
    @abelesperanz4196 Місяць тому +5

    IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HER!

  • @gogharderbro2597
    @gogharderbro2597 Місяць тому +13

    "Go wash dishes!"

  • @zenketski
    @zenketski 3 місяці тому +12

    A long time ago a friend of mine told me everyone thinks dudes are the weird ones until they meet a weird chick

    • @Chico01232
      @Chico01232 3 місяці тому +7

      A weird chick is the most entertaining friend you will ever have
      Like your personal jester

  • @CoolGuyStudios73
    @CoolGuyStudios73 Місяць тому +10

    I searched chill guy and got this. I am dissapionted.

  • @Gweeb_Animations187
    @Gweeb_Animations187 Місяць тому +2

    Men: I like women that look genuinely great!
    Women: I like fictional men that looks like they could possibly be a threat to humanity :3

  • @revivednecromancer4751
    @revivednecromancer4751 Місяць тому +1

    This video made me scratch my head so hard I might as well have just given myself a lobotomy

  • @bailujen8052
    @bailujen8052 3 місяці тому +38

    0:25 the face

  • @Sleepyhead156
    @Sleepyhead156 3 місяці тому +4

    Considering how difficult it is to find any regular person to date, trust me, men would 100% love to date a Lovecraftian being. Heck, it's become bad enough that there are men that marry literal objects

  • @gonzalezdeorense792
    @gonzalezdeorense792 2 місяці тому +6

    BRO, I FOUND THIS WHILE CHECKING OUT MEGA MAN X UNDER "People also watch this."
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, UA-cam?!

  • @myla2495
    @myla2495 29 днів тому

    me with my current fictional interest:
    *insert putting him into a dimension to feed him and keep him happy and far away from any problems*

  • @F0x_454
    @F0x_454 14 днів тому +1

    Teenage girls when they see a guy with no future, no money, abusive, and drunk: 😍😍😍😍😍

  • @_Machitsu
    @_Machitsu 2 місяці тому +5

    Well, yeah. Men are simply like that, we don't ask for much.

  • @wiilov
    @wiilov 2 місяці тому +5

    ...You know what, we deserve what's about to happen

  • @Monhamd1000
    @Monhamd1000 Рік тому +6

    Weirdos, am i right?

  • @jazzyjswift
    @jazzyjswift Місяць тому +2

    When a man says "hear me out" usually it's something relatively unexpected but still somewhat understandable, like a niche kink or something.
    When a woman says "hear me out' they've completely abandoned reality.

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 Місяць тому +5

    As a woman, I feel misrepresented. I need a cute gf to hold me too. >~

    • @NebulaBubbles
      @NebulaBubbles Місяць тому

      real lol but I also have a side of me that wants to date eldritch horrors or monsters

  • @Daichi777
    @Daichi777 Рік тому +21

    Women ☕

  • @ChocoboGD
    @ChocoboGD Рік тому +7

    Thst second guy looked like moonlord 💀👍

    • @cameleon2mur80
      @cameleon2mur80 3 місяці тому

      Masochist block game brainrot

    • @Chico01232
      @Chico01232 3 місяці тому

      ​@@cameleon2mur80masochist block game brainrot my beloved

  • @tavariskaiser6742
    @tavariskaiser6742 3 місяці тому +13

    Cthulhu: *Cosmic horror beyond human comprehension*
    Her: “Crush me harder~” 🥰
    Cthulhu: “wut?” 😐

  • @owenf1017
    @owenf1017 Місяць тому +1

    I genuinely don’t know how to feel about this

  • @M4DM4X-n3j
    @M4DM4X-n3j 28 днів тому +2

    Both. Both is good.

    • @THR0N3M0CH4
      @THR0N3M0CH4 27 днів тому +2

      Indeed idk what other people are tweaking about

  • @makinyoumad9498
    @makinyoumad9498 Рік тому +7

    OMG I want to cuddle that cutie soo bad 😭

  • @goomy6502
    @goomy6502 3 місяці тому +16

    I saw women saying that simba from lion king is so hot. That was so disturbing

  • @ShadowTraveler12
    @ShadowTraveler12 2 місяці тому +6

    Normal comments;1%
    Emoji comments; 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥100%

  • @Allister-o1o
    @Allister-o1o Місяць тому +1

    No everyone loves lovecraftian Horrors

  • @piratekingthaszar7912
    @piratekingthaszar7912 Місяць тому +1

    Me, the bear and the eldritch horror from the woods all hiding from the emo chick

  • @Pilgrammedfanidk
    @Pilgrammedfanidk 3 місяці тому +5

    Women? What is it? Never heard about such thing

  • @LOSOSb_
    @LOSOSb_ 2 місяці тому +5

    in fact, I would like not a girl for myself, but a femboy :)

  • @SmurfeEm_eclipse
    @SmurfeEm_eclipse Місяць тому +9

    I swear to god, young me had crush on the lemon demon from FNF😢

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 Місяць тому

      fnf is 3 years old mf ur still young

    • @PogChimp
      @PogChimp Місяць тому +3

      fym young you that was like 3 years ago

    • @SmurfeEm_eclipse
      @SmurfeEm_eclipse Місяць тому

      @@PogChimp im bad with time, i dont remember (also i dont want to say exactly my age)

  • @Nikku2010
    @Nikku2010 Місяць тому

    Random : SOMEONE GET THE ARMY!!!!
    Her : Why?
    Random : That Eldritch beast is in danger

  • @Gragrybro
    @Gragrybro Місяць тому +1

    I swear to god. THIS MORE SUSIER THAN OTHERS! AHHhHHH!!!!!!

  • @mr.jitterspam9552
    @mr.jitterspam9552 28 днів тому +3

    The joke is sex
    Laugh.

  • @Pandora-Moth
    @Pandora-Moth 27 днів тому +3

    As a women I can confirm that I crush on inhuman things

    • @MedicoMCQ933
      @MedicoMCQ933 9 днів тому

      You have a crush on tentacles doing "things" with you 🤐

  • @Marcusackey
    @Marcusackey Рік тому +12

    Zel having the time of her life

  • @cottoncandyclouds9874
    @cottoncandyclouds9874 15 днів тому

    ok what did i just watch😃 i appreciate the time u put into this but its too funny to take seriously lol

  • @Your_favorite_idiot-n1g
    @Your_favorite_idiot-n1g 28 днів тому

    "YOUR DIGNITY TRUSTED YOU, I THOUGHT I COULD TOO, SO WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES GRAY SCALING KNOW YOU?"1