Seduced to Explosion | TMG - Episode 335

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  • @CartierCasey
    @CartierCasey 6 місяців тому +837

    When Cody asked: what’s the opposite of full friction? And Noel didn’t respond with “frictionless” I was shocked.

    • @ga9941
      @ga9941 6 місяців тому +5

      fr

    • @Alexabr0ok3
      @Alexabr0ok3 6 місяців тому +55

      This is the second time they’ve had a conversation about the lack of friction and I’ve waited for them to say frictionless and both were missed opportunities

    • @jackevans9973
      @jackevans9973 6 місяців тому +6

      Huge missed opportunity

    • @blamacchia
      @blamacchia 6 місяців тому +16

      Cody punching air when he sees this comment

    • @fkatrokon
      @fkatrokon 6 місяців тому +6

      @@blamacchiaCody punching Otis

  • @mariya_tortilla
    @mariya_tortilla 6 місяців тому +704

    lyrics:
    andactually andactually andactually andactually andactually andactually andactually
    what?

    • @EzraHawk
      @EzraHawk 6 місяців тому +29

      "what?"
      BASS DROP

  • @samk2810
    @samk2810 6 місяців тому +371

    BRUH IM LOOKING AT THE CHAPTERS BEFORE I LISTEN AND THE DIAPER AD BEING BETWEEN THE STRIP CLUBS AND TWERK BATTLE SEGMENTS IS SENDING ME LMFAOO

    • @Sarcasmtomasksadness
      @Sarcasmtomasksadness 6 місяців тому +16

      Homie should have warn a diaper to the twerk battle... 😔

  • @rajneetkaur343
    @rajneetkaur343 6 місяців тому +236

    Why does Noel with hair look innocent but bald Noel looks evil af?

    • @danny-ie1ze
      @danny-ie1ze 6 місяців тому +32

      bald noel definitely bites

    • @despres380
      @despres380 6 місяців тому +18

      i was wondering why he looked so babygirl lately, it's the hair

  • @assmaae
    @assmaae 6 місяців тому +246

    😭😭😭 yall really only locked in for beavo

  • @Jamie-qc6ue
    @Jamie-qc6ue 6 місяців тому +243

    when Cody posts: lunch time
    when TMG posts: bowl😮‍💨 and dinner time

  • @krystianavalelo7402
    @krystianavalelo7402 6 місяців тому +120

    cody said what's the opposite of full-friction and DIDNT say frictionless😔

  • @dansonfusbro
    @dansonfusbro 6 місяців тому +74

    "shes gonna saddle you like a horse....huggies little movers"

  • @noahharriman1544
    @noahharriman1544 6 місяців тому +994

    Came together just for beavo....

  • @Kenny-to8kq
    @Kenny-to8kq 6 місяців тому +67

    i forgot how much of a crush I had on younger noel until now, when his hair is back

  • @matthewvelasquez4424
    @matthewvelasquez4424 6 місяців тому +296

    Unpopular opinion but I like Noel’s hair

    • @gothgay
      @gothgay 6 місяців тому +24

      right like i missed it

    • @matthewvelasquez4424
      @matthewvelasquez4424 6 місяців тому +10

      @@gothgay he should grow is out that would be a sight

    • @Mount.Troglodyte
      @Mount.Troglodyte 6 місяців тому +16

      @@matthewvelasquez4424I can’t even imagine him with long hair but i want to see it so bad

    • @JANK_AF
      @JANK_AF 6 місяців тому +13

      Low key don’t know why he ever kept it shaved the way he did.

    • @Maya-Hayden
      @Maya-Hayden 6 місяців тому

      You must also like ass hairs, DO YOU LIKE ASS HAIR??? Huh??? Since we’re just liking shit now

  • @Maya-Hayden
    @Maya-Hayden 6 місяців тому +55

    One of my professors used the word “frictionless” during a lecture and really let it linger before he kept talking, I looked around laughing and I was like “this is a bit right? This has to be a bit”

    • @-Jizzie-
      @-Jizzie- 6 місяців тому +7

      Have you been diagnosed with anything? Autism?

    • @leggy7733
      @leggy7733 6 місяців тому +1

      Cringe

  • @jamesriley2091
    @jamesriley2091 6 місяців тому +35

    no way I watched a huggies ad read and then theyre talking about a guy taht came in his jeans right after

  • @le.970
    @le.970 6 місяців тому +74

    Not even 2 minutes in yet and this episode is already such a fever dream lmao

  • @PASHINNSOUNDS
    @PASHINNSOUNDS 6 місяців тому +55

    the contrast in video quality between Cody and Noel in the beginning sends me lol

  • @gothgay
    @gothgay 6 місяців тому +360

    why are their fits giving kuromi and my melody

    • @sovtay
      @sovtay 6 місяців тому +25

      exact dynamic

    • @blastypie
      @blastypie 6 місяців тому +21

      They’re cosplaying, let them be

    • @dylan5896
      @dylan5896 6 місяців тому +3

      LMAOOO?!4(

    • @arleth6074
      @arleth6074 6 місяців тому +13

      this is killing me bc ur right

    • @LU_Taita
      @LU_Taita 6 місяців тому +5

      The Sanrio brainrot

  • @HardcoreHunterCadima006
    @HardcoreHunterCadima006 6 місяців тому +42

    Cody really said "what's the opposite of full friction?" And didn't say frictionless lmfaooo

  • @despres380
    @despres380 6 місяців тому +28

    cody being a dad just makes sense, he has such dad humour, and noel has uncle humour

    • @nopestopnow3596
      @nopestopnow3596 5 місяців тому

      What type of uncle is Noel do you think?

    • @tehyakim
      @tehyakim 5 днів тому

      uncle nole

  • @Jamierice139
    @Jamierice139 6 місяців тому +5

    The greatest threat to your personal security is your parents Facebook pages is so good and so true 😂

  • @betsyeastman4100
    @betsyeastman4100 6 місяців тому +24

    the saddling you up like a young horse into huggies little movers is crazy

  • @logains47
    @logains47 6 місяців тому +37

    Noel out here growing all the hair out, not looking too bad honestly

  • @noneofthiseverhappened
    @noneofthiseverhappened 6 місяців тому +16

    Noel's got them Cullen eyes, and the horizontal flip is making him look even more unhuman

    • @baNNaNNaLiCiOuS
      @baNNaNNaLiCiOuS 6 місяців тому

      I would pay good money to see Noel do the Jasper face 😂

  • @yesterday00
    @yesterday00 6 місяців тому +14

    as someone from the Portland metro, I often find that people assume that Oregon is entirely liberal. We have a high conservative population that is very vocal. We also have a lot of gays(I'm one of them)

    • @CreatureVision
      @CreatureVision 6 місяців тому +1

      people also think it’s a land of political extremes and in daily life, it’s just like any other city. People ham it up a lot. It’s really just a regular place with regular people.

  • @otherguyhd
    @otherguyhd 6 місяців тому +37

    Just a reminder… the dad is the one who said “oh you’re busting your jeans for sure!”

    • @otherguyhd
      @otherguyhd 6 місяців тому +7

      And followed that up by asking to watch the twerking competition

  • @MissingTexture
    @MissingTexture 6 місяців тому +19

    frictionless lap dance is now on my bucket list

  • @devintage1993
    @devintage1993 6 місяців тому +7

    Worst part is the spot is so high on the jeans 🤏😬

  • @than217
    @than217 6 місяців тому +9

    5/5 These guys went full friction the whole time and dinged me to the point of explosion.

  • @lonesomephreak69
    @lonesomephreak69 6 місяців тому +1

    The bit about Facebook and parents being a security risk...you guys have NO IDEA how true this is. This is basically a major part of the DoD's OPSEC training...

  • @jesshatfield3720
    @jesshatfield3720 6 місяців тому +8

    I was a dancer for this club in Atlanta for a few years. Yes you would be surprised! it happens all the time. It would catch me off guard every time. Lol

  • @lizzy2786
    @lizzy2786 6 місяців тому +7

    As an Oregonian the portland slander was cracking me upppppp Lololol and yes it is still the strip mecca of north america

  • @bigenergy4232
    @bigenergy4232 6 місяців тому +4

    My boy just squirted a little piss, they got it wrong

  • @jordynwilliams5413
    @jordynwilliams5413 6 місяців тому +6

    Noel never gonna beat the illiterate allegations

  • @victorsbomb4804
    @victorsbomb4804 6 місяців тому +1

    As someone who’s lived their entire life in Oregon, I can full heartedly say Portland is the worst city we have. Oregon has a lot of beautiful sights, in fact we’re one of the only states that have every land form. (Volcanoes, geysers, waterfalls, beaches, caves, deserts, etc.) I hope you had the chance to explore the wonders of Oregon! And either way you should consider coming back, it’s really such a beautiful state.

  • @biankadeda7660
    @biankadeda7660 6 місяців тому

    “Memories 😊” on the social security is hilarious

  • @melaninprincess5360
    @melaninprincess5360 6 місяців тому +6

    12:00 Portland got Noel acting racist lmao that 2nd amendment soul is feeding on him like a demon

  • @iambitches9982
    @iambitches9982 6 місяців тому +3

    noel looks like the hot cop who hoops with kids in the neighborhood

  • @amayalou123
    @amayalou123 6 місяців тому +3

    I'm from Portland and I used to go to strip clubs at 18 all the time, they would just check your ID at the bar if you tried to buy alcohol

  • @kiannarenninger70
    @kiannarenninger70 6 місяців тому +4

    reminds me of the pod from covid, helped so much during that time 🤝🏼💌

  • @kilimanjarokev521
    @kilimanjarokev521 6 місяців тому +6

    I love how Noel is becoming the evil version of himself

  • @Medley2838
    @Medley2838 6 місяців тому +5

    Noel hair lookin good ngl

  • @whatsarahsays9304
    @whatsarahsays9304 6 місяців тому +2

    Noel looks so much younger with his hair haha

  • @annie0225
    @annie0225 6 місяців тому +10

    I love these episodes like the old days!

  • @simphiwem9674
    @simphiwem9674 6 місяців тому +3

    Club Skin reminds me of the Club Decco bit from years ago

  • @bobbii
    @bobbii 6 місяців тому +4

    Dude shoulda known better than to wear light-colored jeans 😂

  • @KONTAGION705
    @KONTAGION705 6 місяців тому +6

    Going from full friction athlete to huggies is wild lol

  • @TehloneHealer
    @TehloneHealer 6 місяців тому +10

    And actually an excellent ep

  • @cherrylexi444
    @cherrylexi444 6 місяців тому +4

    noel kicked my dog’s head to the point of explosion

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt 6 місяців тому +3

    Tough talk for a guy from Los Angeles

  • @sodycanders
    @sodycanders 6 місяців тому +3

    I was way too high to handle noel on loop like that in the intro

  • @devilbabyv
    @devilbabyv 6 місяців тому +3

    The boys are wrong about Portland, people just have preconceived notions about the city who have been there and not done much

    • @devilbabyv
      @devilbabyv 6 місяців тому +2

      Actually a great, diverse, rich city. Every city has bad spots. So much trees/greenery, beautiful architecture, very very good food and all types of food you can think of

  • @LetLolabool
    @LetLolabool 6 місяців тому +1

    Noel’s hair is looking good

  • @lovesuffocated
    @lovesuffocated 6 місяців тому

    The diaper ad after the strip club story sent me 😭😭😭

  • @seanryan2311
    @seanryan2311 6 місяців тому +3

    Stop dogging the on Portland! I live here and it’s all true but stop 😭😭

  • @giovanniharvery
    @giovanniharvery 6 місяців тому +7

    Portland mentioned ???

  • @sanamashadi8000
    @sanamashadi8000 6 місяців тому +5

    Pls keep the hair Noel.

  • @kobetabulinar4351
    @kobetabulinar4351 6 місяців тому +3

    No way “not even half friction” didn’t lead into frictionless

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg 6 місяців тому +6

    Best joke in the episode was Noel's Red Stripe reference lol

  • @levonkoshkakaryan2426
    @levonkoshkakaryan2426 6 місяців тому +3

    why the fuck the huggies ad comes after Noel's brilliant allegory??

  • @mckennabowerss
    @mckennabowerss 6 місяців тому +7

    That old outro seduced me to explosion 🥰

    • @Sarcasmtomasksadness
      @Sarcasmtomasksadness 6 місяців тому +1

      Seduced me to explosion is the new draw me to fulfilment. If ykyk

  • @LewisMiller-po7vb
    @LewisMiller-po7vb 6 місяців тому +2

    100 fric is too much for anyone to endure

  • @ryanmurphy2089
    @ryanmurphy2089 6 місяців тому +1

    Cody’s always talking about friction man

  • @jess-jk5yn
    @jess-jk5yn 6 місяців тому +3

    A frictionless lap dance one would say

  • @NickFlores-l6o
    @NickFlores-l6o 6 місяців тому +1

    for the crazy behavior segment, whats the difference between manipulative and being well prepared and researched.

    • @ashavocado2986
      @ashavocado2986 5 місяців тому

      Honestlllyy the girl with the credit card name should have asked for his number right then and there, but if she missed her chance then I think it would be harmless to do the research if she just remembered seeing his name but it would be good to also be open about doing it, just didn’t seem that crazy to get the info if needed, just depends on the reason and a couple more details, but yeah seemed not good due to the fact that she didn’t make her intentions clear and should have just been like hey you, i was next to you in line at the store and noticed your name and I found your social media , thought you were cute, sorry if that is weird but I’d love to talk and wanted to shot my shot, but also like just depends on if things are harmless or not, but lies aren’t harmless, so even tho it may seem weird it’s better to tell him

  • @cassie1941
    @cassie1941 6 місяців тому +4

    Chill on portland

  • @rynx4907
    @rynx4907 6 місяців тому +3

    sponsored by robin hood is crazy

  • @elevatorfloor
    @elevatorfloor 6 місяців тому +2

    waiting for the frictionless joke

  • @lindenbug
    @lindenbug 6 місяців тому +1

    My two cents on the stalker lady is it’s some gender role bs. In theory she could have asked HIM out at the grocery store, but she went through all these extra steps to make him feel like he’s the one making a move. I just know women have been pulling shit like that for generations to avoid being seen as unladylike or whatever

  • @swatguytyty
    @swatguytyty 6 місяців тому +6

    We do love our guns in oregon 🤣

    • @swatguytyty
      @swatguytyty 6 місяців тому +5

      Also Portland sucks ass

    • @s_h_1_3_1
      @s_h_1_3_1 6 місяців тому +2

      These are the comments I was looking for 😂

    • @InspectahReese
      @InspectahReese 6 місяців тому +2

      Gotta love those OreGUNians stickers

  • @beep6574
    @beep6574 6 місяців тому +1

    yo i just want to say that new episodes weren’t popping up for months. i thought you guys stopped recording

  • @InspectahReese
    @InspectahReese 6 місяців тому +2

    I was born and raised in Gay Cleveland 🌹❤️

  • @samhuggins2656
    @samhuggins2656 6 місяців тому +2

    When are they gonna realise that that girls account is satire

  • @REBACK7
    @REBACK7 6 місяців тому +2

    20:30 JUST SAY THE WORD CODY

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 6 місяців тому +5

    why is it scary to look at noel

    • @MetalNG
      @MetalNG 6 місяців тому +3

      Hair.

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 6 місяців тому

      @@MetalNGso much hair

    • @Maya-Hayden
      @Maya-Hayden 6 місяців тому +1

      I know exactly what you mean, it’s like a new really attractive person starts going to your school and joins your friend group but you have to act cool

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Maya-HaydenI don’t see him like that but it’s like when you have a friend you’ve never seen without their glasses and it’s just.. weird when you see it for the first time lol

  • @megapiglatin2574
    @megapiglatin2574 6 місяців тому +1

    31:10
    In AZ at least, yes. Wildly, there are some places that are fully nude with no bar (or areas with no bar) that are 18+, and others that are just topless but full bars so they are 21+.

  • @shaunfuqua
    @shaunfuqua 6 місяців тому +1

    Here from Spotify and just had to say going from a strip club story on busting to a baby diaper commercial is wild

  • @stevenmaragos8657
    @stevenmaragos8657 6 місяців тому +7

    the super bowl has less ads than y’all’s podcast

    • @britch7286
      @britch7286 6 місяців тому +7

      Bro skip 30 seconds, it’s free content just be happy

  • @karecringe7967
    @karecringe7967 6 місяців тому +1

    These ads are getting outta hand

  • @Dr.BDover
    @Dr.BDover 6 місяців тому +1

    noel was fighting hard for that club

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt 6 місяців тому +2

    Noel don't go to Detroit lol

  • @fbi_duck
    @fbi_duck 6 місяців тому +1

    So not frictionless?

  • @kdja4876
    @kdja4876 6 місяців тому +1

    Please review the willy Wonka experience

  • @zachhamilton03
    @zachhamilton03 6 місяців тому +1

    All the strip clubs here in Bakersfield be 18+🤣

  • @umadbroyo2388
    @umadbroyo2388 6 місяців тому +3

    20:00 "Full friction? No, but whats the opposite of that"
    Cody, of all people, is asking that? When he is the pioneer of the word "Frictionless"!?

  • @nickpurdy69
    @nickpurdy69 6 місяців тому +1

    Typed this title into Phub and it brought me here

  • @AquaAk
    @AquaAk 6 місяців тому +1

    noel that black joke wasn’t it bro

  • @ashavocado2986
    @ashavocado2986 5 місяців тому

    Okay I didn’t find any comment explaining the video you guys are looking for so I’m going to start looking lol

  • @haz1004
    @haz1004 6 місяців тому +1

    lesfuckinggooooo

  • @contentconsumer3743
    @contentconsumer3743 6 місяців тому +1

    420 views nice

  • @AllisonRutherford-vs4dt
    @AllisonRutherford-vs4dt 6 місяців тому +3

    As a native to Portland, i can confirm everything said about us except the gun toting bigots lol....oooohhhhh hes talking downtown.... nvm yeah hes right

  • @jerrygonzalez3917
    @jerrygonzalez3917 6 місяців тому

    I have heard many episodes where people complain when they listen to this podcast when they eat. I’ve gone this long since the beginning never experiencing this shit. Bad episode to eat to😂😂

  • @emmacornejo6392
    @emmacornejo6392 5 місяців тому

    Like Cleveland Ohio?

  • @FunkyFlippaz
    @FunkyFlippaz 6 місяців тому

    There was a guy who supports wrongly convicted people and one of the guys he brought in committed that murder not long after the podcast

  • @kaylathor8123
    @kaylathor8123 6 місяців тому

    Not Huggies being a sponsor 😂
    Cody really went full Dad-mode

  • @funnyturtles8954
    @funnyturtles8954 6 місяців тому

    that girl that looked at the dudes credit card reminds me of those memes where you and your homie see a cute girl and a minute later your homie says "found her" while looking at his phone. We're all sleeper agents

  • @XxbbhpxX
    @XxbbhpxX 6 місяців тому +2

    I work at an all nude strip club in California :-) fully nude means no alcohol! 18+ and you can see holes!!!! If it’s just a topless strip club there will be a bar :-) but no holes! The trick is to get drunk and then Uber to the nudie club :-) love you guys! I’m at crazy horse in SF, come visit ;)

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 6 місяців тому

    That'd really be more of renting Mercedes than buying one

  • @Megawongman97
    @Megawongman97 6 місяців тому

    In Oklahoma a full nude club is 18+ because they cant serve alcohol

  • @amuletatari
    @amuletatari 6 місяців тому

    so pissed i couldnt afford tickets this round of tour dates but at least i have this episode...

  • @brynnahower
    @brynnahower 6 місяців тому +2

    the wasted potential in not saying ‘frictionless lap dance’ 😔

  • @carstenpfundt
    @carstenpfundt 6 місяців тому

    Everyone acting like 'frictionless' is a new joke