"the inherent eroticism of dismantling the oppressive system that made you suffer" is a favorite of mine. i find it kinda strange how it isn't used as often
Because it makes absolutely no sense unless you're reading a YA novel? Normally, when the oppressive system is broken, a new one shows up within two weeks. Stories are less fun when you know history.
@@PhoenixT70 well yeah, i know it makes no sense to use it unless it's the standard dystopian novel, but it just so happens that the tag was for a bnha fic. i just meant in the sense that i haven't really seen the tag considering i read so many dystopian books. ...and that's before i remembered i wouldn't have come across any because i don't actually interact with their respective fandoms. also damn. that dark turn with history interrupted my escapism spiral lmao. and i think i like stories even more /because/ it strays from history as we know it. it doesn't make it any less fun if you regularly entertain the concept of infinite parallel universes like i do ig.
I know “lactose intolerant au” is hardly the weirdest thing here but that’s the one that got me. It’s so innocuous but the fact that someone felt the need not only to write that but also to tag it makes me hysterical
As a fic writer who is a little heavy with the wild tags- I am TERRIFIED one of my fics is going to make an appearance in one of these and I'll have to say it's mine😭😭😭
@poltive there's two works and their combined existence has compelled me to compile a list of everything i can find on ao3. don't ask questions. idk either
this is an amazing quote from the Nicki/Jesus fic "“You were perf beYOND, my queen,” Lil’ Jay exclaimed from his seat on the plus leather couch. Son of God as he is, he knew who the real almighty one was."
It hurts that the tag "angst over soggy cereal" on one of its fanfics is the most I've heard people talk about Wandersong ever Please for the love of god play it
There's this one Harry Potter fic called 'Wreaking Havoc' with the most chaotic tags I've ever seen. You should go take a look. The contents are just as Chaotic.
A fic called milk in the Haikyuu fandom that's a lactose intolerant AU, we all know where that's going. Honestly of all the fandoms that I could've expected the tag "asserting your dominance by rap battling" being used in, FMA:B wasn't one of them. But I just remembered the absolute bop that Roy's Flame Rap is so I may have to rethink my words.
"Cookie cutter as a weapon" So was it being thrown at people or was the wielder holding others down and pressing out their flesh in fun and whimsical cookie shapes?
Ok 'consensual kidnapping' is something I didn't know I needed in my life until now Like imagine character A and character B love each other but one of their families won't allow it, so one of them 'kidnaps' the other and they run away into the night together. Like, A thinks they'll never see B again but then B shows up at A's balcony or something, picks them up bridal style and is like 'I'm kidnapping you~' and then nuzzles their nose against A's forehead and the next day A's parents are like 'this vagrant has kidnapped our child' and then A and B are never found again Actually, I think I just wanna read more love stories that are actively forbidden by the families. Bonus if it's a slow burn friends to lovers
@@Anonymous-ks1pn True, true, but what you have to understand is that it's all about ~* the vibes *~ What I mean is that while the core idea might be the same, consensual kidnapping just has much more flair than eloping
1:47 is it weird that I did this at my Year 6 Leavers Prom? cuz we were having a battle to see who could rap the rap verse in See You Again (Charlie Puth & Whiz Khalifa) the best, and everyone feared me by the end of the prom.
0:34 Based on the title and tags, I just wanted to say that, if this had taken place at my middle school while I was going there, it would've ended with me eating them all. (I went through a phase of scavenging uneaten food from the cafeteria trash bin. For some reason, no teachers stopped me. This implies that they saw eating out of the trash as a safer lunchtime activity than talking about video games, which we were not allowed to do for some reason.)
1:48 , Hypnosis Mic exist, you assert dominance by rapping and injuring other rappers by rapping tru a special mic made by 2 women and was tested by a cute but 2 faced boi and said boi also owns the og mic-
0:54 Holy hell I didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard. Every nerve in my body is now in attack mode. I need a shower and a shot of bleach straight into my brain
1:29 Fun fact! That’s actually false! A singular spaghetti noodle is actually called a “spaghetto”.
Just like the singular of paparazzi is paparazzo
the singular of fatui is fatuus
@@kindaquit4823 It's fatuo
@@hoodieguy2151 either one is pretty horrible lol
like cacto or fungo
"Love at first assassination attempt" Ah, the classics.
Zevran dragon age
Fully expected that to be a karmagisa fic
There is this one manga though...
Speaking from experience, the first time its romantic and all but for every time after that it just gets increasingly harder not to kill them first.
that is one of the best tropes and i will die on that hill.
why is "the inherent romanticism of stitching up someone's wounds" obscure, it's the best
That is true tbh
And of course it's star wars /lh
so true
@@racooninyourtrash8948 I'm gonna make a wild guess and say its Cody/Obi-wan.... now I gotta check and see
Whelp. I was wrong.
"Rap songs as seduction techniques"
"Arson but make it romantic"
"Assert your dominance by rap battling"
we sure this isn't just Hamilton?
😂
Lol
Friday night funkin in a nutshell
Right?
HELP REAL?
"the inherent eroticism of dismantling the oppressive system that made you suffer" is a favorite of mine. i find it kinda strange how it isn't used as often
Because it makes absolutely no sense unless you're reading a YA novel? Normally, when the oppressive system is broken, a new one shows up within two weeks.
Stories are less fun when you know history.
@@PhoenixT70 well yeah, i know it makes no sense to use it unless it's the standard dystopian novel, but it just so happens that the tag was for a bnha fic. i just meant in the sense that i haven't really seen the tag considering i read so many dystopian books. ...and that's before i remembered i wouldn't have come across any because i don't actually interact with their respective fandoms.
also damn. that dark turn with history interrupted my escapism spiral lmao. and i think i like stories even more /because/ it strays from history as we know it. it doesn't make it any less fun if you regularly entertain the concept of infinite parallel universes like i do ig.
...that moment when you recognise more than one of these fics...
You must have excellent taste!
How many?
@@STARBOY-044 *deep sigh* four.
Was one of them the cookie cutter as a weapon? Because I desperately want context for that tag.
@@ariadnefrolich7243 Sadly, no... Looking at the fic, it appears to be the characters (from a cycling anime) making cookies.
I know “lactose intolerant au” is hardly the weirdest thing here but that’s the one that got me. It’s so innocuous but the fact that someone felt the need not only to write that but also to tag it makes me hysterical
The fact that the fic title is Milk and the fandom is Haikyuu makes it even funnier
I need to know who in that fic is lactose intolerant
@@thehugdealer8735 probably Kageyama
Probably a scat fic
As a fic writer who is a little heavy with the wild tags- I am TERRIFIED one of my fics is going to make an appearance in one of these and I'll have to say it's mine😭😭😭
Nooo it's a compliment!!
same every time i watch one there’s a sense of dread if *that* has finally been found
Aw man, I was hoping to see my personal favorite ao3 tag in here:
“Relationship: Sephiroth/Winnie-the-Pooh”
My next video is crackships! Don't have that specifically, but I do have one Winnie the Pooh one 👀
I am....both horrified and *extremely* curious.
@poltive there's two works and their combined existence has compelled me to compile a list of everything i can find on ao3. don't ask questions. idk either
1:44 “Let’s say, hypothetically, I want to ingest your blood.”
„Would you, theoretically, consider inviting me into your house?“
shoutout to the fic i’m reading that has the tag “egregious use of latin”
Is it Supernatural?
@@Starlight-Tale nah, ace attorney actually. but happy destiel day lol
I was dead by Nicki Minaj/Jesus Christ
this is an amazing quote from the Nicki/Jesus fic
"“You were perf beYOND, my queen,” Lil’ Jay exclaimed from his seat on the plus leather couch. Son of God as he is, he knew who the real almighty one was."
Gods the weird tags both kill me and give me life.
Consensual kidnapping. How I inagined it going:
A: Can I kidnap you?
B: Hmmm... Yea sure
A: Ok cool *snatches character B and shoves them in a van*
"Lactose Intolerant au" Kageyama bb you okay?
No one's okay in any fanfic related to dairy, I'm convinced
I just know that fanfic is some sort of joke ship angst with kageyama involved
"homoerotic laser tag" actually makes sense when you see she-ra as the fandom.
yes, any remotely competitive activity is inherently homoerotic in She-Ra (source material included)
I have seen that tag in the Riordanverse fandom
“flagrant disrespect to librarians” is my favourite tag
What an absolutely galaxy brain move to do a crossover of Nicki Minaj, Jesus Christ AND LAZY TOWN
"in which funko pops are forcibly unboxed" oh yeah that one
If charles dickens was still alive that would be a title of a chapter in one of his books
0:23 time to be kept awake at night talking myself out of exposing myself to knowledge i'll surely regret
“Moldy people doing moldy things” pretty much sums up my friend group
"Male Housewife Shrek" ...isn't that just Smallishbeans?
He's not Shrek anymore and that's sad :(
OH THAT'S TRUE KEKW
this is the best content on this video
OMG A WILD JOEL FAN
...this is true...
Maple and Pine of “homoerotic laser tag” is A) EXTREMELY GOOD but B) I do not remember anything about the laser tag
It must have been so powerful that you blacked out during it
I'm cabbageboy on ao3! I'm glad you liked my fic!
The best one I’ve personally encountered so far is “victorian obsession with tuberculosis”
I was more surprised to see that "bathing in ketchup" wasn't an Undertale tag than to see the tag itself.
im sorry "vein licking"?!
I am just as confused as you are...
Vampires, man. They walk among us. /j
@@dearoldmold among us?🤨
Never have I ever thought that my reminder to play Wandersong would be an "angst over soggy cereal" tag but here we are
Play it, please
You know you’re way beyond saving when these tags don’t even seem weird or obscure to you anymore...
I absolutely love the fact that there are no dislikes on this video.
Fanfic people are the nicest :)
@@tonkajoey08 agreed :D
There's one now.
Still, ~3k to 1 is a staggering ratio.
Ao3 tags are something else entirely.
"Fortnite as a plot device" Isn't that just SnapCube's Sonic 06 real time fandub
"Intense birdwatching"
*sees Nie Huaisang
Accurate 🤣🤣
He would def do that lol
"assert your dominance by rap battling" ah yes... hypmic
"fainting as a direct side effect of simping way too hard" in a wlw fic. Sappho would be proud
male housewife shrek writer is right and it is time we accept the truth.
“Balls being bitten by wolves”
That one was physically painful to read
Where did you see balls being bitten by wolves??? Seriously I want to know what fic that was.
It hurts that the tag "angst over soggy cereal" on one of its fanfics is the most I've heard people talk about Wandersong ever
Please for the love of god play it
"Waving a plunger menacingly"
That's it, that's the plot of Rayman Raving Rabbids
2:05
same energy as a femslash fic i saw that felt the need to tag "mentions of men"
And here I was thinking 'consensual kidnapping' was something my D&D group thought up. Truly there is nothing new under the sun.
Somehow “implied peanut butter” fucked me inside out. What does it mean?? How is peanut butter implied?!??
if you haven’t read Life Of A Snack: A Comedic Tragedy (Decaying In A Trash Bin) you haven’t lived.
There's this one Harry Potter fic called 'Wreaking Havoc' with the most chaotic tags I've ever seen. You should go take a look. The contents are just as Chaotic.
The fact that the wounds one was a fucking clone wars fic and the one before that was she Ra I'm fndjnananamka
'Implied peanut butter'. I uh, don't think that's how allergies work ...
A fic called milk in the Haikyuu fandom that's a lactose intolerant AU, we all know where that's going.
Honestly of all the fandoms that I could've expected the tag "asserting your dominance by rap battling" being used in, FMA:B wasn't one of them. But I just remembered the absolute bop that Roy's Flame Rap is so I may have to rethink my words.
"Cookie cutter as a weapon" So was it being thrown at people or was the wielder holding others down and pressing out their flesh in fun and whimsical cookie shapes?
The moldy people one makes perfect sense if you played resident evil 7 and 8
Good ol' moldy Ethan Winters
The ketchup one is basically just combining everything I love.
(And one of them is not bathing in ketchup, to be clear. just ketchup)
my personal favorite is; enemies-to friends-to musical duo-to even worse enemies-to lovers
“Assert your dominance by rap battling” yeah that’s just FNF
"Assert your dominance by rap battling"
So are we completely sure that this isn't Friday Night Funkin?
Ok 'consensual kidnapping' is something I didn't know I needed in my life until now
Like imagine character A and character B love each other but one of their families won't allow it, so one of them 'kidnaps' the other and they run away into the night together. Like, A thinks they'll never see B again but then B shows up at A's balcony or something, picks them up bridal style and is like 'I'm kidnapping you~' and then nuzzles their nose against A's forehead and the next day A's parents are like 'this vagrant has kidnapped our child' and then A and B are never found again
Actually, I think I just wanna read more love stories that are actively forbidden by the families. Bonus if it's a slow burn friends to lovers
I need this in my life now
Reminds me of a vocaloid song Romeo and Cinderella
Lmao Hades and Persephone be like
thats litterally just eloping
@@Anonymous-ks1pn
True, true, but what you have to understand is that it's all about ~* the vibes *~
What I mean is that while the core idea might be the same, consensual kidnapping just has much more flair than eloping
I actually need that trigger warning about straight people to become mainstream
'Arson but make it romantic'
*Mrs Rochester approves*
"Implied peanut butter"???? Lmao
"Porcelain teacup abuse" now what in the fresh fuck 💀💀💀💀
implied peanut butter has me in a chokehold its been repeating in my head for about half an hour now i dont know what to do anymore
I hate how I heard "Moldy people doing moldy things" and I jumped excitedly already knowing it was Resident Evil 8...
That makes me happy to hear :D Hello, fellow Resident Evil fan!
As a Kid Icarus fan, I can say angels drooling is at the very least a believable concept
“Arson but make it romantic”
If me and my boyfriend ever get arrested together, it’ll probably be for an arson date
1:47 is it weird that I did this at my Year 6 Leavers Prom? cuz we were having a battle to see who could rap the rap verse in See You Again (Charlie Puth & Whiz Khalifa) the best, and everyone feared me by the end of the prom.
Not weird at all, that's legendary 👍 I am in awe of your power
"Nie huaisang's Deadly Adventures" consist of "avoiding responsibilities" and "Intense Bird watching"
You made me sign up for AO3 and I will post all my angsty OG work there! Also great vids, I'm addicted.
Thank you! I hope your stories get lots of love there :D
Probably not going to be a fanfic, but I now want to write something where the tag "Implied peanut butter" could applied appropriately
“Consensual kidnapping” bruh I’m dead ☠️
This video is an absolute gem in my book
Ah, fanfiction. There’s nothing quite like it.
"Cannon Typical Worms" is one of my favorites that is quite popular (and official??) as a tag for The Magnus Archives.
"fainting as a direct side effect of simping way too hard" bro these tags are calling me out man...
"fainting as a direct side effect of simping way too hard"
I thought it was just a tag untill i really experience it myself.
0:34 Based on the title and tags, I just wanted to say that, if this had taken place at my middle school while I was going there, it would've ended with me eating them all. (I went through a phase of scavenging uneaten food from the cafeteria trash bin. For some reason, no teachers stopped me. This implies that they saw eating out of the trash as a safer lunchtime activity than talking about video games, which we were not allowed to do for some reason.)
"almost getting killed while delivering pizza several times but don't worry the superheroes are your family now"
Nie Huaisang intense birdwatching is THE VIBE
"consentual kidnapping" adoption
1:15 Ik this one is probabaly abt Kageyama which is funny to me
Haha milk boy not allowed milk haha
0:14 That should be a more common tag, tbvfh
I saw one that had "detachable penis" followed by "I am so disappointed that was not already a tag".
I have just read a tag and rushed over here because I cannot bear the burden of that knowledge alone. "Inappropriate use of rigor mortis".
1:48 , Hypnosis Mic exist, you assert dominance by rapping and injuring other rappers by rapping tru a special mic made by 2 women and was tested by a cute but 2 faced boi and said boi also owns the og mic-
Deep hip-hop lore
i once saw "tw: italy". it wasn't a tag, but it was in the end of the fic
Why is every mdzs tag I’ve seen totally reasonable to me, a member of the fandom
i’d be terrified if it’s another “pinecest” fanfiction
my favorite is when someone tags their fic with "no beta we die like *insert something dead here*" (I do that too)
Inappropriate use of a fruit. That's a tag I'll never forget 😭😭
*”implied peanut butter”*
I can't believe the assert dominance by rap battling one isn't a friday night funkin fic
Lactose intolerance AU and its a haikyuu fic called milk IF IT IS BOT ABOUT KAGEYAMA BEING LACTOSE INTOLERANT I'M GOING TO HURT SOMEONE
So I looked it up and it is
I am sorry if that broke you inside
The supernatural tags are always the best
Wow. Was not expecting "Delicious in the Dungeon" to make an appearance
0:54 Holy hell I didn't know it was possible to cringe so hard. Every nerve in my body is now in attack mode. I need a shower and a shot of bleach straight into my brain
Same
my personal fav ive seen is “canon typical adultery”
I’ll show u what was in my mind during the last one:
That one dude: “it’s free real estate.”
A random person: “AAAAHHHH”
"I need Consensual Kidnapping fics! 61!"
it sounds bizarre but "moldy people doing moldy things" makes sense in the context of resident evil
my favorite tag of all time that I've used is probably "does it count as clothed if they aren't wearing shirts?"
The start of a legand
How to defeat the Cookie Run fandom: 0:31
1:27 i hear moldy people and thought "hey, re8!" AND THEN I LOOKED ONSCREEN AND.