Dolphins are R@cist and I can Explain

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  • @arelysrivera4762
    @arelysrivera4762 3 роки тому +19605

    The fact that this isn't the weirdest notification title I've ever seen is scary to me...

    • @K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING
      @K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING 3 роки тому +121

      What have you seen? 👁

    • @arelysrivera4762
      @arelysrivera4762 3 роки тому +331

      @@K1NG.0F.EVERYTHING so many things I can’t bring myself to remember them all

    • @lcfishing859
      @lcfishing859 3 роки тому +64

      But this shows the true nature of dolphins take that people who think dolphins are cute

    • @lcfishing859
      @lcfishing859 3 роки тому +42

      Now the pangolin however now that is cute

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 3 роки тому +13

      @@lcfishing859 what are you talkin about dolphins are so cute

  • @ridgecat4408
    @ridgecat4408 3 роки тому +12432

    If dolphin's could walk and talk they would be the biggest menace to society.

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 3 роки тому +350

      Ikr like I'd run like there is a group of black people running in my direction and the police are behind them.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 3 роки тому +55

      Tell that to the JJJ that’s around some UA-cam comment sections

    • @ridgecat4408
      @ridgecat4408 3 роки тому +279

      @Shao Rong Li nah orcas would just try to fight everyone while dolphin's would just be menace's

    • @baha2716
      @baha2716 3 роки тому +7

      @@mugenokami2201 what’s JJJ

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 3 роки тому +14

      @@baha2716 the editor in charge of daily bugle

  • @RandomPerson8492
    @RandomPerson8492 3 роки тому +5747

    "Orcas take the evisceration to another level"
    "Orcas just really like being dicks to seals"
    Well they _are_ giant dolphins

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 роки тому +255

      @Dami Fly and funnily enough dolphins have been known to harass humans more than orcas.

    • @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744
      @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744 3 роки тому +49

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 He said " *Look* like they can kill you"

    • @declannewton2556
      @declannewton2556 3 роки тому +138

      Orcas just hate anything with a heartbeat that is in the water except for humans

    • @excusezmoi9823
      @excusezmoi9823 3 роки тому +69

      @@declannewton2556 Unless there from seaworld.

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 роки тому +74

      @@excusezmoi9823 yeah but sea world abused the animals

  • @InsanoRider777
    @InsanoRider777 3 роки тому +1091

    Dolphin lovers: "BuT hUmAnS..."
    Yeah, we all know humans are shit. Doesn't mean dolphins (and orcas) aren't super bad themselves.

    • @Tokuijin
      @Tokuijin 2 роки тому +4

      I think it's a matter of perspective.
      See, humans understand other humans and there's a reason why it's starting to look Ike Thanos had a point, while dolphins and orcas are animals and, what's downright atrocious to us just seems likes normal stuff to them. They don't see it as "wrong" in the sense that we do, rather, it's like going to some extraterrestrial planet and observing what they do--It's in a whole 'nother realm of logic. If anything, they probably think we're pretty weird.

    • @horsethehorse3969
      @horsethehorse3969 2 роки тому

      They beat babies just for fun

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 2 роки тому +109

      I'd say dolphins are even worse than humans. Most of us became less of a bastard after a few thousand years. Dolphins, however, are as bad as early humans.

    • @maydavies888
      @maydavies888 2 роки тому +20

      No, we are just far worse.
      Not particularly in love with dolphins more than anything else. I do happen to have an extremely low opinion of humans.
      Dolphins also commit suicide.

    • @cxireen2193
      @cxireen2193 2 роки тому

      Dude they don't even have arms and legs to be dicks lol

  • @GrooviestQ
    @GrooviestQ 3 роки тому +20104

    Dolphins: My daughter ain’t marryin no spotted boy

    • @wallythecheeseburger5648
      @wallythecheeseburger5648 3 роки тому +1639

      Dolphin: Won't y'all move it on you spotter!

    • @errortryagainlater4240
      @errortryagainlater4240 3 роки тому +1133

      I can only imagine the type of shit they say about us...or worse, those poor porpoises 😭

    • @rednasxela6031
      @rednasxela6031 3 роки тому +493

      I'm an alabama spotter and I wanna be free

    • @cybr69lol
      @cybr69lol 3 роки тому +721

      @@wallythecheeseburger5648 WOAH CHILL BRO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT EM WITH THE HARD R

    • @ba3b
      @ba3b 3 роки тому +460

      Spotter is our word but you can call us spotta

  • @baseddrugdealer5086
    @baseddrugdealer5086 3 роки тому +3713

    “Beefing with one is beefing with the entire bloodline”
    Also goes the other way
    Magpies usually bring their children if they like you so that they also begin to like you (had multiple Maggie families over the years get very friendly with us)

    • @guessmyname1246
      @guessmyname1246 3 роки тому +378

      There was this folklore I read about a poor family treating an injured magpie to health and the magpie gave them generous wealth. Maybe this was inspired by real life magpies? (Except for the wealth part)

    • @juniorwriter139
      @juniorwriter139 3 роки тому +215

      @@guessmyname1246 yeah that sounds about right. A lot of folklore start from somewhere. And can I read that folklore it seems very wholesome which is just y e s

    • @H0DAX1
      @H0DAX1 3 роки тому +127

      Magpies are arguably one of the best birds in the world, so much so that they can give parrots and macaws a run for their money.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 3 роки тому +140

      @@guessmyname1246 I mean, magpies like shiny things, so I could see one carrying off a few coins now and then and presenting them to some people who helped it

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 3 роки тому +106

      @@guessmyname1246 I wouldn't call the wealth bit too far fetched considering how magpies and they other corvid relatives are attracted to shiny things and bring them as gifts to people they like. I can imagine a magpie pulling up with a gold ring that you could sell for a lot.

  • @222LoneWolf
    @222LoneWolf 3 роки тому +3413

    Pangolin sheepishly walks into the living room like: "Excuse me, good sirs and ladies, but would you happen to be suffering from an ant or termite problem I could be of some assistance with?"

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 2 роки тому +136

    There was an experiment in trying to communicate with dolphins, and they produced a list of questions they wanted to ask the dolphins if they managed to communicate. One question was 'What do you call yourselves' and I'm sure the dolphins would respond with some reckless slurs

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 2 роки тому +33

      Scientist: what do you call yourselves?
      Dolphin: Sqweeeee click squeak click click
      Translator: You may address us as The Master Race

    • @ballz_eater
      @ballz_eater 7 місяців тому

      @@AverageAwesomeDudesquewe

    • @ballz_eater
      @ballz_eater 7 місяців тому

      @@AverageAwesomeDudesqwewe

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 3 роки тому +2581

    It's so true that "aggressive" pits can be nice doggos at heart. The dog I grew up with was apparently a nightmare to catch and didn't like people at first. My city's animal shelter is actually legit and instead of putting him down, took the time to let him warm up to people. Once he knew not all people were like his first owner, he was forever a bouncy and lovable dork. Dogs get labeled aggressive before anyone takes the time to see if it's just because they're scared.

    • @ettubrute197
      @ettubrute197 3 роки тому +153

      Literally got an adopted pit bull and it’s previous owners took all of his teeth out because he bit them once it’s the saddest thing to me because it can’t eat regular dog food and I teach my dogs to bite because people literally stole my four wheeler from by backyard

    • @laer1545
      @laer1545 3 роки тому +3

      @@ettubrute197 2 dolla 4 wheeler

    • @triatanstopmotions4157
      @triatanstopmotions4157 3 роки тому +14

      But i was bit by my uncles pit bull yours may be nice but are aggressive dogs

    • @ettubrute197
      @ettubrute197 3 роки тому +42

      @@laer1545 aww yes a 1,900 dollar four wheeler is cheap stfu boy

    • @laer1545
      @laer1545 3 роки тому +4

      @@ettubrute197 ok 2 dolla 4 wheeler

  • @julietwolf9464
    @julietwolf9464 3 роки тому +2004

    Yeah, dolphins get high too. The young juvenile males can form gangs and get so unruly, the matriarch of their pod kicks them out, and their gang goes off causing trouble. They find puffer fish (also known as fugu in Japan), and they carefully chew on them to get high. You see, pufferfish have a gland containing a deadly neurotoxin that, if taken in small doses, causes a euphoric high in the dolphins instead of killing them. They toss the poor hapless puffer into the air, playing a sort of neurotoxin version of Russian roulette, laughing in the face of danger as they get stoned out of their cetacean skulls. 🎵”Pass the puffer on the left hand side…”🎶

    • @Smokey420Greenleaf
      @Smokey420Greenleaf 3 роки тому +130

      way to quote the infographics show literally word for word.

    • @ramonaugusto4282
      @ramonaugusto4282 3 роки тому +74

      Puffer puffer pass

    • @KageumiUmikage
      @KageumiUmikage 3 роки тому +94

      Many animals are observed to actively seek highs. Horses, ducks and even dogs

    • @ramonaugusto4282
      @ramonaugusto4282 3 роки тому +17

      @@KageumiUmikage thats so cool i always thought that but tell me more

    • @KageumiUmikage
      @KageumiUmikage 3 роки тому +74

      @@ramonaugusto4282 For horses, I know some seek after a poisonous grass that makes them trip balls. Other animals were observed licking poisonous frogs or accidentally discovering shrooms. Some must've loved it because they will seek after what got them high. In other cases, some eat other animals to get high

  • @joepeake8972
    @joepeake8972 3 роки тому +1991

    The more intelligent the animal, the more capacity for sadism.

    • @BestKCL
      @BestKCL 3 роки тому +88

      I'd say it's more of a bell curve. Orcas, like chimps, aren't as smart as us. But they're more sociopathic, sadistic, and violent. It's when you gain the higher intelligence that you get the capacity to realize that it's wrong.

    • @justasalamander2621
      @justasalamander2621 3 роки тому +113

      I'd also argue that humans (the most intelligent creature) are so different from one another that it's hard to label humans as "sadistics" or anything especially since most of us Alive aren't responsible for most past mistakes

    • @joepeake8972
      @joepeake8972 3 роки тому +125

      @@justasalamander2621 That's why I said 'capacity for sadism'

    • @chrissyweaver3475
      @chrissyweaver3475 3 роки тому +79

      I wanna say the cruelty is brought on by the merciless nature. Humans have the capacity to be cruel, but a lot of us aren't due to our needs being cared for. We don't have to kill something to survive. We can just go to the store. We don't have to prove ourselves to anyone, really. So I think that's why our cruel and kindness is on a line or scale.

    • @쿠키-z8h
      @쿠키-z8h 3 роки тому +19

      @@justasalamander2621 makes me think present mistakes could be just as bad or worse than the past ones, only this time we're more monitored and technologically advanced causing 'many' to hold back.

  • @hfar_in_the_sky
    @hfar_in_the_sky 2 роки тому +195

    Honestly back when I was volunteering at our local animal rescue group, the pitbulls were consistently the sweetest dogs we got. As long as they had a warm bed to sleep in, regular human contact (because pits are very social animals and get lonely easy), and the appropriate amount of exercise each day they were also some of the calmest dogs too.
    Beagle/pug mixes though? Unsociable and ornery to a T, and some of THE most difficult dogs to train and rehabilitate. And what's worse is that the "puggles" had the highest adoption rate and but also the highest return rate because people thought they were just "so cute" but consistently underestimate how high maintenance these dogs are. I swear, sometimes I wish I could meet the person who popularized puggles as pets and smack them upside the head

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 роки тому +40

      Puggles: attitude of a beagle, stupidity of a pug.

    • @hfar_in_the_sky
      @hfar_in_the_sky 2 роки тому +14

      @@Robynhoodlum God, that line actually works so well...

    • @bananawitchcraft
      @bananawitchcraft 2 роки тому +11

      I feel like it's mainly down to having a lot of muscles, so in the cases where pits do get aggressive, it's more damaging. I used to live with a pit bull who was really affectionate with humans, but would repeatedly get into fights with another dog over food, causing the other dog to be severely injured with multiple vet visits.

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 2 роки тому +12

      @@bananawitchcraft a pit bull being food aggressive? That’s kinda odd. Typically they have high prey drive and DA, but they’re mainly motivated by affection rather than food, so chances are whoever owned the dog didn’t properly socialize them or teach them bite control from a young age.

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq Рік тому +3

      i used to work in a dog shelter, one of the only dogs who are actually friendly to people was pepe, a pit found in a pit, he was adorable, sadly he never found a home, as while he was chill with people, he would spaz out when he saw a dog he didnt know
      the other big dogs were nervous wrecks, small dogs found homes in a matter of days, so i didnt have time to know em very well

  • @everevelyn1094
    @everevelyn1094 3 роки тому +3387

    I grew up watching Free Willy, so it’s disturbing to find out Willy wanted to be free just so he could go and be an asshole to other animals!

    • @willowharia1917
      @willowharia1917 3 роки тому +393

      Maybe there was a reason why Willy was imprisoned in the first place…..

    • @hassanalkhalaf1115
      @hassanalkhalaf1115 3 роки тому +41

      @@willowharia1917 it's called money

    • @willowharia1917
      @willowharia1917 3 роки тому +118

      @@hassanalkhalaf1115 Well- I seriously hope you’re just joking back with me and understood that I was trying to jokingly indicate that they imprisoned Willy because he violated other animals

    • @hassanalkhalaf1115
      @hassanalkhalaf1115 3 роки тому +25

      @@willowharia1917 of course haha

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 роки тому +48

      Ngl, that sounds like a Robot Chicken skit. XD

  • @arthurmorgan835
    @arthurmorgan835 3 роки тому +2161

    "They get clapped by great whites so much they call it the KKK"
    Omg I'm rolling! 🤣

    • @M_ldyCheese
      @M_ldyCheese 3 роки тому +42

      Oml, it took me a few minutes to get it even after seeing it in the video. I'm dead xD

    • @phnx5657
      @phnx5657 3 роки тому +10

      I still don’t get it 😅 I’m slow

    • @M_ldyCheese
      @M_ldyCheese 3 роки тому +41

      @@phnx5657 Think of the KKK and what they're known for.
      Now, seals get killed by Great Whites so much they call it the KKK.
      Black people got killed by the KKK.
      Idk how to explain it properly.

    • @phnx5657
      @phnx5657 3 роки тому +9

      @@M_ldyCheese ohhh I get it now thanks 😂😂

    • @M_ldyCheese
      @M_ldyCheese 3 роки тому +9

      @@phnx5657 I'm glad my bad explanation could help. 😅😂

  • @GeraltofRizziaa
    @GeraltofRizziaa 3 роки тому +1381

    I was Today years old when I learned that “Vampire Deers” existed

  • @Whyistomatoafruit
    @Whyistomatoafruit 2 роки тому +79

    When he said that the pit bulls were zero trouble but the kittens gave him hell on wheels, I literally started laughing because I too have volunteered at an animal shelter in its cat-adoption center. I can Tell you without hesitation the kittens are extremely cute and I would die for them, but they are a pain in the ass and those little fuckers get into EVERYTHING. If I left a cabinet door open for longer than 3.5 seconds one of those little bastards already had his fuzzy ass in there rooting around in the container of fresh kibble that shouldn’t have been used until later.

    • @vipahxxx7640
      @vipahxxx7640 2 роки тому +7

      When my cat was a kitten he used plant pots to litter.

    • @Sherirose1
      @Sherirose1 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😀😀😀❤️🌹♥️ this comment. 😂😂😂

  • @jagossone
    @jagossone 3 роки тому +708

    everytime i hear a fact about dolphins i wonder more and more why theyre the good guys compared to sharks.

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 3 роки тому +196

      Right?! Sharks are just big angry ocean babies with shitty eyesight, it's not their fault we look like a turtle to them! Sharks gotta eat so they gotta kill things, dolphins *actively* like killing things when they don't have to.

    • @helenhobbs5472
      @helenhobbs5472 3 роки тому +89

      You can also find videos of them befreinding cats or dogs and even many stories of them saving humans from drowning or sharks. Sharks don't do those things. I mean yeah a human may get killed by a dolphin for fun but they might also be save from a shark either because the dolphin thinks the human is adorable or because the dolphin really doesn't want the shark to eat.

    • @BLU-ky6bn
      @BLU-ky6bn 3 роки тому +78

      @@helenhobbs5472 dolphins dry to r4p3 people actively, and sharks can be quite kind to people when not angered

    • @helenhobbs5472
      @helenhobbs5472 3 роки тому +65

      @@BLU-ky6bn Okay so not all sharks eat people and not all dolphins rape people. I respect anyone who doesn't want to swim with either.

    • @mr.mangles8730
      @mr.mangles8730 3 роки тому +31

      @@helenhobbs5472 dolphin better not think im cute or he gonna catch this combat knife to the eye

  • @nickelisblind
    @nickelisblind 3 роки тому +3503

    "He doesn't need child support because dang he IS the child support"
    Finally a father who did come back from the store with milk

    • @jameseglavin4
      @jameseglavin4 3 роки тому +118

      “I’m back with those cigarettes, hon”
      “WHAAAAA???!?”

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 роки тому +104

      He *is* the milk

    • @kitlee172
      @kitlee172 3 роки тому +33

      @@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 I was gonna say lol bringing home that bacon 🥓 AND FRYING IT UP IN A PAN 😆

    • @dragonbane44
      @dragonbane44 3 роки тому +72

      he carried his children with him to the milk store and back.

    • @javierdaniel1429
      @javierdaniel1429 2 роки тому +7

      "ah dang i forgot the cigarettes..."

  • @mythristudio390
    @mythristudio390 3 роки тому +802

    "And that's difficult because animals don't possess the concept of morality and have no understandin- Dolphins. "
    Cracked me up ngl

    • @savvivixen8490
      @savvivixen8490 2 роки тому +22

      Hit like a freight train-- no horn, only carnage

  • @I-do-not-have-pockets
    @I-do-not-have-pockets 3 роки тому +41

    I used to know someone that lived in Liberia, (West Africa) and they’d regularly see pangolins being trafficked. There was practically no animal protection agency there so they couldn’t do anything. That was about 3 years ago if you were wondering.

  • @morgan0__o
    @morgan0__o 3 роки тому +540

    "and that's difficult because animals don't possess a concept of morality or an understanding of-"
    d o l p h i n s

  • @coolbeans8824
    @coolbeans8824 3 роки тому +1062

    Yes, expose the dolphins for what they are. I constantly try to explain to my friends how evil dolphins are but they never believed me...

    • @Brind-amour
      @Brind-amour 3 роки тому +17

      😄

    • @rosa3299
      @rosa3299 3 роки тому +141

      Dolphins literally play volleyball with a baby shark.

    • @curlycurl8326
      @curlycurl8326 3 роки тому +20

      Same ! Every opportunity I get I bring up the evils of dolphins 😅

    • @tizahroosevelt4467
      @tizahroosevelt4467 3 роки тому +61

      😂😂yeap I have never trusted dolphins to, they are like that kind person everyone loves but is low-key a serial killer on friday nights

    • @TheMewtata
      @TheMewtata 3 роки тому +5

      Counterpoint: don’t forget humans are worse. And we’re friends with humans.

  • @wither5673
    @wither5673 3 роки тому +8702

    its interesting that both killer whales and dolphins are almost as smart as we are and are just as violent and hatefull.....

    • @RoseProseFroze
      @RoseProseFroze 3 роки тому +1746

      There's definitely a correlation between intelligence and cruelty.
      Chimpanzees can be a nasty bunch too. They're homicidal.

    • @excusezmoi9823
      @excusezmoi9823 3 роки тому +260

      @@RoseProseFroze Bonobo's I think are pretty chill

    • @excusezmoi9823
      @excusezmoi9823 3 роки тому +67

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran Yeah but are they cruel about it like those listed above?

    • @excusezmoi9823
      @excusezmoi9823 3 роки тому +333

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran I think your getting off point. Yeah bonobos hunt and kill, but there's a difference between hunting for food and torturing for sport.
      Otherwise pretty chill dudes.
      Also chimps are not to the extent of orcas and dolphins but still sadistic bastards when they want to be, whether to other animals or to each other.

    • @shadowdroid776
      @shadowdroid776 3 роки тому +284

      @@excusezmoi9823 I want to add in baboons are just as awful, they have been known to rip apart fellow baby baboons while alive for no reason. No clue how intelligent they are, but they're psychos.

  • @djhero0071
    @djhero0071 3 роки тому +31

    I appreciate that the Pangolin was talked about. It’s one of my favorite animals that’s third only to turtles and jellyfish. The music from Howl’s moving castle was also a very nice touch.

  • @emperorpalpatine4911
    @emperorpalpatine4911 3 роки тому +1721

    “He doesn’t need child support he is the child support” damn man anyone else get hit with the feels or just me?

  • @tobywolf1961
    @tobywolf1961 3 роки тому +516

    3:49 I don't know why but watching that pangolin peacefully walk across the screen minding it's own business is so wholesome to me 😂

    • @BLDw_TT
      @BLDw_TT 3 роки тому +41

      He's such a gentleman, Let him be😩

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 3 роки тому +1

      @@BLDw_TT dinosaws

    • @Chara_Dreemurr999
      @Chara_Dreemurr999 3 роки тому +2

      Awwwwwwwwwwww

    • @zacksguitarhacks6390
      @zacksguitarhacks6390 3 роки тому

      I love the music. Howls moving castle - joe hashashi. One of the greatest composers ever.

  • @Offerab
    @Offerab 3 роки тому +3519

    "Homicidal Oreo Dolphin" lmao I'm dead🤣🤣

  • @DaVibeDeal3r
    @DaVibeDeal3r 3 роки тому +28

    as soon as you started talking about the most disrespected animal, I thought about pitbulls. very glad you covered this topic.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 9 місяців тому

      Most disrespectful you mean. Multiple children are up there going "ain't that a bi-"

    • @lisachurm4451
      @lisachurm4451 9 місяців тому

      Honestly i think the most disrespectful animal is us.We bred these pitbulls into existence then treat them like monsters when we bred them to be like that.I couldn't even begin to list all the other animals we disrespected.Also,sorry for saying all this when you didn't ask​ @@olivercharles2930

  • @Jacksonyuur
    @Jacksonyuur 3 роки тому +4739

    THE TITLE LOL

    • @KittenchaosYT
      @KittenchaosYT 3 роки тому +20

      Lmao

    • @seventhking6437
      @seventhking6437 3 роки тому +18

      Kevin hart was right

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 роки тому +4

      @@seventhking6437 facts😂😂

    • @izickgrafford5739
      @izickgrafford5739 3 роки тому +7

      I CAN EXPLAIN PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE 😭😭😭🤣

    • @balenci644
      @balenci644 3 роки тому +6

      Haha yes it’s almost as if we’re watching the same video 😂😂😆😆😐😐

  • @Solitude1990
    @Solitude1990 3 роки тому +501

    Also the magpie bit is very true. My ex father in law used to fight with magpies in his garden because they'd always come to steal his stuff, specially near his small pond. He said it all started 20 something years ago with just one magpie and now there are 5 that come and harass him and his garden. He called them pests lol I joked once and said "maybe you made his family angry and now they've made it their mission to come harass you", and little did I know I might've been right

    • @conquestanddeath4406
      @conquestanddeath4406 3 роки тому +59

      Well there’s always the chance to try diplomacy.

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 Рік тому

      Those 5 are probably the descendants of the initial magpie.

  • @Designed1
    @Designed1 3 роки тому +558

    If dolphins have their own language then they definitely have their own slurs for different types of animals

    • @victoralexandervinkenes9193
      @victoralexandervinkenes9193 2 роки тому +49

      Including humans too. Why? Because of course they would.

    • @4GRJ
      @4GRJ 2 роки тому +57

      Wouldn't be surprised if they call us along the lines of "hairless apes" or smth

    • @victoralexandervinkenes9193
      @victoralexandervinkenes9193 2 роки тому +18

      @@4GRJ And that would only be the direct translation of it, if you include its etymological origin.

    • @Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope
      @Bloxfruitsistrashlmaocope 2 роки тому

      They would probably call sharks fat losers

  • @KC_DEMON
    @KC_DEMON 2 роки тому +16

    Honestly my aunt has a red nose pitbull and she used to be in dog fights but instead of fighting she was used as bait so she was rescued by my aunt but honestly she’s the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen not even my own dog could top that because he was mean to her when she went with my aunt to my house

  • @idiotgoddess2114
    @idiotgoddess2114 3 роки тому +621

    Because of how intelligent dolphins are, I wouldn't be surprised if they made their own KKK in the ocean

  • @boskovski4202
    @boskovski4202 3 роки тому +1276

    I feel like all of us have to come together and agree, that there is no living being that can beat the orca in water, they are the most overpowered bs out here. They are a literary a pay to win myteam on 2k, unbeatable.

    • @mamothgaming
      @mamothgaming 3 роки тому +30

      Whales , megaladon and and dolphins bruh

    • @ettubrute197
      @ettubrute197 3 роки тому +65

      Must’ve never saw dolphins with hood mentality

    • @boskovski4202
      @boskovski4202 3 роки тому +129

      @@mamothgaming you mean to tell me that 1 on 1 a dolphin would body an orca, or a toothless mammal in the sea would end it, or a lil bitch ass shark that went extinct cuz it couldn't hunt as well as the other sharks? Hell nah man, in the words of Stephen A. Smith " LAY OFF THE WEED"

    • @boskovski4202
      @boskovski4202 3 роки тому +107

      @@ettubrute197 a dolphin is at least three times smaller and if its bringing backups, orcas hunt in groups, and they have a gameplan, so still undefeated. Also imma be petty: its seen not saw

    • @blackmantis9216
      @blackmantis9216 3 роки тому +10

      @@mamothgaming orca can kill whales.

  • @nicolesvariouswares
    @nicolesvariouswares 3 роки тому +1338

    “Shanked by Bambi” got me lmao

  • @frostedpeppermintflavoured7065
    @frostedpeppermintflavoured7065 2 роки тому +12

    If anyone wanted to know what the otters do: ''Male sea otters sometimes attack baby seals and attempt to mate with them, writes Brian Switek for Slate. These assaults often result in fatal injuries to the seal pups.''
    Curiosity has it's downsides.

  • @3Deez3
    @3Deez3 3 роки тому +519

    “Y’all know him as Flipper. Well I know him as James.... James the n!&&er hating dolphin” -Chappelle Show

    • @thomasmatarazzo198
      @thomasmatarazzo198 3 роки тому +38

      Digging through the comments for this . Thank you sir

    • @zeehighness9310
      @zeehighness9310 3 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @faeray1016
      @faeray1016 3 роки тому +6

      Oh my god how did I forget about that skit😭 I'm so glad you posted this comments. Imma watch it after this✊🏾

    • @MRWEDAWEST
      @MRWEDAWEST 3 роки тому

      Thank you 3Deez3 my good Sir. I can rest easy now.👍👍

  • @Ley-jg5bq
    @Ley-jg5bq 3 роки тому +383

    I love how many different ways he finds to say “you’re gonna die”

    • @amaljayakumar0168
      @amaljayakumar0168 3 роки тому +18

      My favourites
      Turn you into a Sunday prayer
      Connect you to god's wifi
      Putting you in the in memoriam section of the local news

    • @Dankimus3607
      @Dankimus3607 2 роки тому +5

      Personal favorite is “Turn you into a Headline”

    • @Aimi_Kaneko
      @Aimi_Kaneko 2 роки тому +3

      “Turn you into a chalk outline”

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 2 роки тому +1

      Co-sign your obituary

  • @daearthflatyeet2261
    @daearthflatyeet2261 3 роки тому +441

    "He doesn't need child support because dammit he IS the child support"
    Oddly enough this is the one that made me laugh

  • @skiesboi
    @skiesboi 2 роки тому +7

    I love your descriptions of animals. Not only do I get a good laugh, I also learn new things about animals, showing the effort that you make to research the topic. Amazing job, well done.

  • @k_ldn073
    @k_ldn073 3 роки тому +337

    3:33 "Cuz there is a shark in this picture, and it may not be an angel but it will turn you into one" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 3 роки тому +6135

    **gets attacked by a shark and sees a dolphin**
    “Oh thank God the dolphin is gonna save me!”
    *the dolphin:* *violates the person instead*

    • @flowersandcheesecake1710
      @flowersandcheesecake1710 3 роки тому +559

      “More like, under new management....”

    • @sortmeme9882
      @sortmeme9882 3 роки тому +228

      Therapy not gonna help u

    • @okand6770
      @okand6770 3 роки тому +165

      "wait a minute that's illeg-"

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian 3 роки тому +342

      @@sortmeme9882 There isn't gonna be a therapy... when they, uhm, release, they do it with such force that you would likely suffer internal bleeding, which would not be unlikely to lead you to your death.
      The more you know~

    • @zanyskeleton5291
      @zanyskeleton5291 3 роки тому +59

      @@Elmithian . . .

  • @nicholasrodinos4701
    @nicholasrodinos4701 3 роки тому +499

    TLDW: Kevin Hart was right to be afraid of dolphins.

    • @DariusKetchum2010
      @DariusKetchum2010 3 роки тому +7

      I can't help but feel that I need some context for this.

    • @nicholasrodinos4701
      @nicholasrodinos4701 3 роки тому +41

      @@DariusKetchum2010 Kevin Hart once told a story about his experience with one of those 'Swimming with Dolphins' during a stand-up set. It should be on UA-cam.

    • @forickgrimaldus8301
      @forickgrimaldus8301 3 роки тому +13

      No wonder the Dolphin would yeet him because they are you know

    • @YourMajesty143
      @YourMajesty143 3 роки тому +6

      And ostriches

    • @Smokey420Greenleaf
      @Smokey420Greenleaf 3 роки тому

      wtf does "tldw" mean?

  • @nelsonmartinez8136
    @nelsonmartinez8136 3 роки тому +9

    “It was the kittens that gave me all kinds of Hell” I pictured that in my head Lol 😂

  • @DTylerFultzVA
    @DTylerFultzVA 3 роки тому +177

    "geriatric looking for a nickel".
    That got me, dude. My whole family agreed that description was accurate. XD

  • @KombatW0mbat
    @KombatW0mbat 3 роки тому +359

    2:20 that chihuahua shit is so true. My friend had 2 dogs a pit and a chihuahua. The pit bull was so chill all he wanted was to be near someone the first he was he would just walk behind and follow. We would go up to his room and play video games and the pit would lay on the bed watching us but the chihuahua would launch itself at us and hated people besides his mom.

    • @khyleebatten2075
      @khyleebatten2075 3 роки тому +5

      I'm terrified of Chihuahuas and I have a German Shepherd 🤣

    • @crumblemuffin1257
      @crumblemuffin1257 3 роки тому +26

      Chihuahuas only know two things; Tremble as if someone switched them to vibration mode and rage enough to want to take an x1 with Jesus

    • @adamdrury1187
      @adamdrury1187 3 роки тому +21

      @@crumblemuffin1257 I once had a Chihuahua charge me as I was walking through the neighborhood, only for it to stop three feet away when I didn't acknowledge it and then begin angrily borking at me. I was just like 'bruh the fuck you think I was gonna do, run? you're bite sized.'

    • @juggalox1000
      @juggalox1000 3 роки тому +5

      I had a Chihuahua attack me once I was at my friend’s house and his Girlfriend came over with the meanest little rat dog I have met the thing launched itself at my leg when I walked passed it and bit me so I booted the fucker across the room into the wall, she called the cops on me and got mad when the cops told her that she could get in trouble for the dog biting me if I wanted. I honestly did not care about her enough to

    • @appalachiabrauchfrau
      @appalachiabrauchfrau 3 роки тому

      No one disagrees that they're aggressive, it's about capacity to harm. I'd rather have an asshole chihuahua haunt my ass for years than get cornered and dragged by a pit again - NOTHING got that dog off me until someone choked it out, and that took *forever.* I'm terrified of all dogs but hol-ee shit, screw that. When I was homeless I was more scared of pits and rots than cops.

  • @hugotheimpecileone
    @hugotheimpecileone 3 роки тому +780

    "Nature made them squeak because if Dolphins could talk they would burn Twitter to the ground every time they'd open their mouth"
    Jesus Christ.

  • @lother1111
    @lother1111 2 роки тому +22

    My family adopted a pit bull from a shelter that was said to have been used for fighting. He was the sweetest and gentlest teddy bear I've ever known. All he ever wanted was love and out of all the dogs we had ever owned in the past I have to say that the pit bulls were always the best out of all of them. They're super, super sweet dogs that don't deserve their bad rep

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker Рік тому

      so why are there mauling after mauling from pitbulls

    • @lother1111
      @lother1111 Рік тому +2

      @@93ImagineBreaker Garbage owners abusing their dogs and people who are prejudiced against them are looking for examples of when they attack someone.

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker Рік тому

      abused dogs exist in every breed not just pit bulls yet you don't hear about them mauling@@lother1111

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker Рік тому

      and not prejudiced if its a fact@@lother1111

  • @CarpeNoctem135
    @CarpeNoctem135 3 роки тому +142

    Dolphins also use their echolocation to locate vital organs to do the most damage in one hit.
    They will practice this on baby dolphins or rivals.

    • @EvonneLindiwe
      @EvonneLindiwe 3 роки тому +4

      😔

    • @wisteriashika
      @wisteriashika 3 роки тому

      Why would you practice that on a BABY?!

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 3 роки тому +10

      @@wisteriashika small easy to kill small targets, and female dolphins won’t bang if they have a baby to care for.
      So two birds one stone, target practice and open momma up for some lovin.

    • @CarpeNoctem135
      @CarpeNoctem135 3 роки тому +7

      @@wisteriashika also, the lovin usually ain’t consensual

    • @theamazingpoof2205
      @theamazingpoof2205 7 місяців тому

      Because they are the only animal other than humans that does sex for pleasure and reproduction

  • @cloneofdarkness2201
    @cloneofdarkness2201 3 роки тому +218

    Seals also gets clubbed in the head by humans, poor guy (although I think its banned now)

    • @aznelprod7548
      @aznelprod7548 3 роки тому +16

      Some Inuit tribes still do it, idk if legally or not tho

    • @TPixelAdventures
      @TPixelAdventures 3 роки тому +2

      Sean Lock does it with two clubs in his hands and steel boots on his feet.

    • @sheisbrit17
      @sheisbrit17 3 роки тому +1

      Yea poor seals. Everyone wants to eat them or bully um.

    • @KingJon2
      @KingJon2 3 роки тому +5

      @@sheisbrit17 remember. As bad as nature treats them... they'll sexually violate a penguin just because.

    • @disappointeddogo184
      @disappointeddogo184 3 роки тому

      @@KingJon2 you do realize that all animals do that (including humans) which is awful. Penguins also do that to other penguins and animals.

  • @kitdubhran2968
    @kitdubhran2968 3 роки тому +58

    Thanks for the pitbull info. I had a half pitty and she had been abused and starved and bred for five years or so. When we got her she was an anxious mess. But she never, ever got aggressive or bit us. And all she ever wanted to do was make us happy and love us.

  • @audreydimmel6674
    @audreydimmel6674 3 роки тому +3

    Okay, the phase "homicidal oreo dolphin" just freaking sent me

  • @savageantelope3306
    @savageantelope3306 3 роки тому +227

    “Hot wing summer” and “the spirit of Ted Bundy in a roid dolphin” all brilliant subscribing bro

    • @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry
      @GiveMeMeatballsImHungry 2 роки тому +2

      Walking pinecone

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 2 роки тому

      John 3:16
      King James Version
      16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Amen 🙏!

  • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
    @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 3 роки тому +310

    The last one is kinda funny because there's an episode where Patrick rips his arm off and has a clone which Spongebob has to find out is wrong with him until he dies and the real one pops saying it was fine all along but then does it again which then the episode ends, idk how i remember that episode but i remember it

    • @mr.saucedup642
      @mr.saucedup642 3 роки тому +14

      i def remeber tht bro u not lyin

    • @bignoob5838
      @bignoob5838 3 роки тому +35

      wait i don't think that's how the episode goes i think they get in an accident and patricks head falls off and spongebob puts it back and it turns out it's not the same head patrick had and now he's super smart and won't hang out with him then he puts the old head back and everything goes back to normal i still remember the episode because i watched it 6 years ago.

    • @bigs6724
      @bigs6724 3 роки тому +3

      @@bignoob5838 Ikr this dude randomly said some other shit

    • @b3rgyp00
      @b3rgyp00 3 роки тому +9

      @@bigs6724 That's how rumors and stupidity is passed on by people telling half truths they think is real.
      That's how the Mandela effect happens to ppl just don't have good memory and replace them with wats most convenient for them.

    • @mannysong1752
      @mannysong1752 3 роки тому +2

      Was it the episode where spongbob was caught trying to spread stupid shit on the Internet?

  • @deadknight1402
    @deadknight1402 3 роки тому +96

    In D&D, the alignment system has a tenth alignment called Unaligned, which is reserved for creatures that don't think in terms of, or comprehend morality. But Dolphins can comprehend morality, which means that they would be somewhere on the alignment table along with all the elves, dwarves, orcs, and goblins n shit. And based on their behaviour, they are without a doubt Chaotic Evil.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 2 роки тому +21

      Porpoise: _just exists_
      Dolphins: “Ayo let’s rape it”

    • @Alblaka
      @Alblaka 2 роки тому +10

      Hmmmm, could also be Lawful Evil, if their actions are based upon some tradition/law passed down the generations. "Thou shalt always murderfuck the shit out of seals, for the great dolphin god has once said so."

    • @idiotgoddess2114
      @idiotgoddess2114 Рік тому +2

      I think a more accurate alignment would be “Chaotic neutral” since some dolphins have helped people at sea.

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 Рік тому

      @@idiotgoddess2114chaotic evil to everything that’s not a hairless ape

  • @Beforezzz
    @Beforezzz 3 роки тому +1

    I did not expect that sudden blast of nostalgia at 2:51

  • @SneakyKitten3614
    @SneakyKitten3614 3 роки тому +115

    2:45
    My family adopted a pitbull mix when I was younger. She had been mistreated and abused, but was still one of the nicest dogs we had ever had.

  • @Solitude1990
    @Solitude1990 3 роки тому +322

    Can confirm, as a cat lover, cats will give you a lot of grief. One minute they want you to pet them, the other they're eating your hand to get you off them. Possibly one of the most temperamental creatures I've ever had to take care of.

    • @riccccccardo
      @riccccccardo 3 роки тому +31

      But we still all love them 😍

    • @AA_04
      @AA_04 3 роки тому +1

      Bipolar cats

    • @ernestocalderon3453
      @ernestocalderon3453 3 роки тому +6

      I see why women like them so much they're your spirit animals

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 3 роки тому +99

      @@ernestocalderon3453 Actually, much like women, cats aren't bipolar at all - people just can't be bothered to learn how they work, and instead expect them to conform to the standards of others. And then they insult them for not conforming.
      A lot of the body language we humans interpret as "pat me" does not ACTUALLY mean "pat me". Often they're either saying "I want to play", or "I trust you" - neither of which means they want a pat.
      So if you go to cuddle a cat and it bites you, chances are it's your fault for not paying attention to what it actually wanted - just like men who complain that "women are difficult to understand". No they're not, you just don't listen.

    • @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051
      @OdinSmilesRavensLaugh72051 3 роки тому +11

      Lol it just depends on how you bring them up and have an understanding of cat behaviour, some behaviours can be misunderstood like nibbling and clinging to your arm depending on the situation it can be a form of trust or sheer hatred lol

  • @BluHummingbird
    @BluHummingbird 3 роки тому +227

    When he called dolphins "porpetrators" , it took me out.

  • @TheIndoraptor
    @TheIndoraptor 2 роки тому +6

    "To-"
    "Zo-"
    "Jam-goddamn"
    Every time you talk about how guidelines screw around with you is just as good as the animal content. Fricking hilarious

  • @morale.9330
    @morale.9330 3 роки тому +73

    "Porpoise in por-petual pain."- is not something I imagined I'd ever have the privilege of hearing.

  • @duckoutacluck9448
    @duckoutacluck9448 3 роки тому +42

    As a child I had a pitbull and it was clear from some of her scars that she used to be a cage fighter, literally the best dog ever, she was so polite and well trained when we got her

  • @jenni5104
    @jenni5104 3 роки тому +85

    "He may not be an angel but he'll turn you into one." I'm crying 🤣

  • @weebperson6226
    @weebperson6226 3 роки тому +3

    1:56 I used to have a pitbull and we adopted him from a pitbull family. HE WAS THE SWEETEST DOG EVER!!! All his siblings and his mom were super kind and our pitbull would sometimes bite but it didn't hurt that much. The ONLY reason we gave him away was because my little brother and dad were making him agressive by "playing" with him. I still miss him

  • @mariahdunn52
    @mariahdunn52 3 роки тому +295

    Him: It's actually chihuahuas you have to worry about. But that is only because owners refuse to correct aggressive behaviors.
    Me: (a chihuahua owner) FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.
    No lie, the meanest chihuahua I have ever owned/met who recently passed away I adopted partly because he was so mean he was unadoptable. The other two I owned/raised have/had much better temperaments.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah, my dog is actually a pitbull, but most of the chihuahuas I've known were really well behaved. I think it's because the area where I met most was also an area with a good dog-ownership culture.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 3 роки тому +9

      Iv only known what id consider shitty dog owners for small dogs
      And the dog is ether naturally chill, or you can see the Satin in his/her eye the owner lets them get away with and even encourage in play
      I love dogs, ill wrestle with Bear dogs, german Shepards, malamutes and wolfs if they are cool in play
      Little dogs freak me out cuz they all have a innocent domineer, till they wanna act tough and then just go satin
      You would have to hit the big dog hard enough to wound him and offend him to get the same response from a big/medium dog

    • @ellerose9164
      @ellerose9164 3 роки тому +9

      Thank you for treating a dog like a dog and not like a fashion accessoire

    • @Yungwolfo
      @Yungwolfo 3 роки тому

      shut up lmao you can toss a chihuahua, its a fucking small dog, thats why their agressive. pits are fucking pricks for the fun of it you try throwing a pit when its tearing ur arm vs a tiny rat sized dog

    • @jer9448
      @jer9448 3 роки тому +4

      @@Yungwolfo clearly u never seen a rat dog attacking a baby or toddler

  • @akinela1214
    @akinela1214 3 роки тому +230

    Dolphins used to be my favorite animal as a child since they are portrayed as cute, friendly, intelligent, and fun and would bring apples to you with the use of it's snout. Now I hope I never see one ever again.

    • @commonpepe2270
      @commonpepe2270 3 роки тому +42

      It seems like the most psychopathic animals are the ones who are friendly to humans. Like attracts like i guess...

    • @Andrewza1
      @Andrewza1 3 роки тому +10

      As a sailor i love dolphins they pretty cool to people.

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 3 роки тому +2

      They aren’t that bad

    • @ninjaked1265
      @ninjaked1265 3 роки тому +4

      @@commonpepe2270 dolphins have been known to rape humans

    • @boredboi6279
      @boredboi6279 3 роки тому +1

      Yup unless you might get turned into a portion of a newspaper ya know I felt bad when I knew they were by catch but now I don't anymore

  • @sebplushie
    @sebplushie 3 роки тому +102

    Plot twist:
    Orca: Oi mum
    Orca mum: yes?
    Orca: The sting ray fat shamed me
    Mum orca: *hold my seal*

    • @wolfidessdragondol
      @wolfidessdragondol 3 роки тому +9

      This makee me think of Orcas as mafia bosses or crime leaders

    • @imtyler99yearsago90
      @imtyler99yearsago90 2 роки тому

      The orca mom ripped the stingray's fins off,ripped it's stomach off,ripped it's right eye off,and threw it into a tree

  • @melaninpoppin1090
    @melaninpoppin1090 3 роки тому +4

    I’ve literally been binging all your videos for the last couple of days on yt and tiktok 😭 I swear I love your videos and I have terrible insomnia but I watch maybe half of your video and I’m out like a light! I swear you don’t know how much I appreciate your content‼️

  • @vuyanitause6534
    @vuyanitause6534 3 роки тому +61

    9:02 "he doesn't need child support because he is tne child support"
    Love that one

  • @deletesomething5564
    @deletesomething5564 3 роки тому +93

    The koala fact is less wholesome when you realize the mating ritual between a typical male and female pairing is violent so its probably also a matter of "I'm not going through that shit again"

  • @Bugermanchi
    @Bugermanchi 3 роки тому +555

    Kids: cute dolphin
    Me : wow dolphin are darker than I remember

    • @tomas_crusader1756
      @tomas_crusader1756 3 роки тому +35

      Mammals are assholes overall

    • @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897
      @ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 3 роки тому +27

      Well the smarter an animal is the more cruel they are
      Just look at us Humans and then those Dolphins

    • @suella7505
      @suella7505 3 роки тому +1

      I can't even refute 😂

    • @blightedroses2423
      @blightedroses2423 3 роки тому +1

      I swam with dolphins, they scared me. Especially there teeth up close.

    • @Kalossupremacy3356
      @Kalossupremacy3356 3 роки тому +7

      @@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 I mean bears eat folk alive and humans kill people before eating them soooooo

  • @tracytron7162
    @tracytron7162 2 роки тому +3

    2:15 As somebody who owns a half chihuahua I can *100%* confirm this
    Also, the thing about not training them, in my defense she was already 4 years old when I got her

  • @saurabhdas3412
    @saurabhdas3412 3 роки тому +406

    4:26 "Most trafficked *non-human* mammal in the world"
    Me: Hol up!

    • @LeeKnowsCatss
      @LeeKnowsCatss 3 роки тому +55

      Yup, sad but true! Humans are no. 1

    • @phnx5657
      @phnx5657 3 роки тому +16

      Hol up
      Wait a min
      Suttin ain’t right

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 роки тому +38

      both cases are sad as fuck. people are just evil

    • @khyleebatten2075
      @khyleebatten2075 3 роки тому +3

      @@phnx5657 thats what i was thinking😂

    • @hewy7457
      @hewy7457 3 роки тому

      It's just how casually he drops 2 facts like that.

  • @BraveLilToasty
    @BraveLilToasty 3 роки тому +1116

    "Even nature has racists we also have the right to be!"
    -Some Karen that just wants to ruin someone's day.

    • @fbiagent3998
      @fbiagent3998 3 роки тому +28

      LMAO

    • @donnyshields4450
      @donnyshields4450 3 роки тому +48

      I honestly wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 роки тому +30

      @Amanda Jones And? Your point is? Plenty of racist women as well, what does it matter who’s more open about it? Unless you’re making the argument that it’s bad that men are more open about it because then racist women will fly under the radar, meaning it will be more difficult to snuff the behavior out?
      Nah, I have the feeling I’d be giving you too much credit there.

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 3 роки тому +26

      @Amanda Jones
      As a woman
      Shut up

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 3 роки тому +16

      Amanda Jones as a female I disagree.

  • @pagananikey
    @pagananikey 3 роки тому +39

    This guy NEEDS to become a biology teacher or host a nature show, he'd be awesome

    • @kidjames6875
      @kidjames6875 2 роки тому +7

      No lecture hall could contain the students that would want to learn from him

  • @irishiz498
    @irishiz498 2 роки тому +2

    *THANK YOU FOR DOING PITTBULLS* I rescued my little man after he was left to die after losing a fight. He is now a therapy dog. He 💕💕💕 People and thinks *EVERYONE* wants to pet him. It breaks my heart when I see people walk on the other side of the street when they see him.

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 9 місяців тому +1

      Blame all the maulings and murders by pit bulls. I would 100% run away if I saw a pit bull. I ain't tryin to become dog food.

    • @theamazingpoof2205
      @theamazingpoof2205 7 місяців тому +2

      It's the owner and how they train them. A golden retriever can be nasty

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 7 місяців тому

      @@theamazingpoof2205Nah, that is just half the story.

  • @lumindoesvideos
    @lumindoesvideos 3 роки тому +271

    From personal experience, the pitbull section is 100% accurate. Pits can be some if the sweetest dogs I've ever met but a lot of dogs are misidentified as pits because they remotely look like a pit. Big blockish head, muscular body, medium to large size, must be a pit.

    • @Heather-xm9ul
      @Heather-xm9ul 3 роки тому +26

      My dog is always called a pit. Nope. Like pitties, he's a Bully breed, but he's way too brick shaped to be a pittie. Bully breeds are outstanding companions, they fully live up to their purpose, and they're just so cute.

    • @Robynhoodlum
      @Robynhoodlum 2 роки тому +4

      Bully breeds, mastiffs, and many mixes. Even I mistake some of the mixes.

    • @ililxaphanlili2600
      @ililxaphanlili2600 2 роки тому +7

      facts. I had a rescue one from dog fighting and he was the sweetest dog I ever had.

    • @93ImagineBreaker
      @93ImagineBreaker 2 роки тому +5

      they can be sweet until there not

    • @DegnaDings
      @DegnaDings 2 роки тому +5

      @@93ImagineBreaker If you back a dog into a corner, eventually he’s gonna bite. What do you expect? They dog not able to defend itself now without offending you?

  • @kittykatglasher1
    @kittykatglasher1 3 роки тому +23

    the fact that when he said “I’m not gonna mention what these guys do” to the otters about the seals. I hate that I knew what he meant 😩

  • @PandaChaos36
    @PandaChaos36 3 роки тому +49

    “HOT WING SUMMER.” No you did not 😩😂

  • @DUTCHESSMD
    @DUTCHESSMD 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you SO MUCH for using The Merry-go-round of Life from Howl’s Moving Castle!! Studio Gibli is amazing!! 😁

  • @jasperwithaj4393
    @jasperwithaj4393 3 роки тому +17

    I held the SMALLEST kitty ever yesterday, 2 mins into our cuddle session he starts sneak attacking when I turn my head and biting the hand I was holding him with reckless little demons

  • @MrEasyNah
    @MrEasyNah 3 роки тому +28

    Damn, my heart sank on that last one. Starfish are really going through it right now.

    • @thehandifanwith9386
      @thehandifanwith9386 3 роки тому +8

      @MrEasyNah..It's the man made radiation in the oceans...This is happening to all sea life..No one is talking about it though!!..Global Warm has always happened and always will..It's part of the cycle of the Earth..They are blaming it on everything but what is really is..SMH

    • @buttarain27
      @buttarain27 3 роки тому +3

      @@thehandifanwith9386 agreed, people forget (or don't know) that back in the 70's there was a fear of global COOLING

  • @error8119
    @error8119 3 роки тому +24

    “Chants of dolphin power” is NOT something I thought I’d be hearing today

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 3 роки тому

    I like how you played a version of the Steven Universe opening theme when talking about the animals that are good mothers.

  • @elation.e
    @elation.e 3 роки тому +92

    “He may not be an angel but he’ll turn you into one”
    *dies CuTeLy*

  • @dynamosaurusimperious2718
    @dynamosaurusimperious2718 3 роки тому +162

    Well this was a nice Hood Nature video.
    Cause Hood Nature is just so cool.

    • @r0nnjr641
      @r0nnjr641 3 роки тому

      This video isn’t hood

    • @yikes7751
      @yikes7751 3 роки тому +2

      @@r0nnjr641 the channels name is hood nature...

    • @r0nnjr641
      @r0nnjr641 3 роки тому

      @@yikes7751 oooh shit

    • @sharonbartley808
      @sharonbartley808 3 роки тому

      This isn't a hood video

  • @zye4809
    @zye4809 3 роки тому +92

    That Pitbull part was faxx.

    • @Jelly_Juice2006
      @Jelly_Juice2006 3 роки тому

      I’d still rather leave my baby with kittens than a damn pitbull

    • @AverageZardySimp
      @AverageZardySimp 3 роки тому +1

      @@Jelly_Juice2006pitbulls are fine to me. They cant even bite or hurt anyone badly if they want to. Even theyre face shape makes them hard to breathe lol

    • @disappointeddogo184
      @disappointeddogo184 3 роки тому

      @@Jelly_Juice2006 you don’t leave your baby anywhere by themselves. If someone else is watching the baby and the baby gets hurt then they are responsible.

  • @giftofthewild6665
    @giftofthewild6665 Рік тому +4

    Various species of cichlid fish are surprisingly good parents. In some African species the male and female look after the babies together as co-parents. They also often stick together after babies are raised to raise more spawns together (until one of the parents dies).
    They're easy to breed in aquariums so you can keep a pair and watch them raise babies together if you have a large enough tank. It's really cute!

  • @301Goldstar
    @301Goldstar 3 роки тому +58

    Fun fact: Dolphins like to get high using pufferfish.

  • @olivegreenstorm8988
    @olivegreenstorm8988 3 роки тому +33

    My family has a pitbull mix. He's perfectly nice, he was just never trained that not every plush thing or cloth thing is HIS toy. He's gotten much better since we got him, and he's the cuddliest dog I've ever met.

  • @humha7613
    @humha7613 3 роки тому +273

    *later on twitter
    "What's your favorite animal?"
    *insert celebrities: "Dolphi-" *gets cancelled

    • @fbiagent3998
      @fbiagent3998 3 роки тому +25

      As seen in the video they are racists and r*pists apparently.

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 3 роки тому +1

      @@fbiagent3998 I mean- the good ones r still rlly cool 😭

    • @BLU-ky6bn
      @BLU-ky6bn 3 роки тому +7

      @@eemansuhail there is no good ones, go watch more of his videos about all the things they do

    • @redeye4516
      @redeye4516 3 роки тому +13

      +Eeman Suhail you mean the captive ones that enjoy being jerked off by humans? Or the few times that they've actually had sex with humans, that one was a government-sponsored experiment involving a woman living with a male dolphin long term, both of them getting sexual, and giving everyone involved regular doses of LSD. I don't know what the purpose was and frankly neither did they.

    • @eemansuhail
      @eemansuhail 3 роки тому +6

      @@redeye4516 Jesus christ they are horny 💀

  • @JohnsonWildlife
    @JohnsonWildlife 2 роки тому +5

    Love your content! Two more to add to great fatherhood is the marmoset monkey where mother gives birth but fathers carry them around and teach them and only bring them back to the mother to feed and then take them out again. And last but of course not least would be the seahorse who actually births his children.

  • @hexi-gone35
    @hexi-gone35 3 роки тому +7

    1:23 fucking killed me, that picture looks like the orca bust out the water while the seal was vibing then just scream "WHAT THE FUCK"

  • @jameswolf5513
    @jameswolf5513 3 роки тому +32

    8:40 hehe, "He'll *jump* anything that looks like a threat"

  • @leirawhitehart1236
    @leirawhitehart1236 3 роки тому +18

    Honestly, yeah, I take the whole "money being dirty" thing very seriously, as I am a germaphobe, and carry sanitizer with me at all times, so I always make sure to clean my hands (and sometimes the money itself if it's coins) after any exchange of physical money, but most of the time, I'll just use a card to avoid the hassle.

    • @alleecmo
      @alleecmo 2 роки тому +2

      Have you read "The White Plague" by Frank Herbert? I did, right after I started working as a bank teller. Made me scared of my job for quite a while. 😨

  • @kammothy542
    @kammothy542 2 роки тому +3

    I had to look up "Black Air Force Energy" and the fact that this all stems from _shoes_ is the funniest thing I've heard all week

  • @sir.mannington
    @sir.mannington 3 роки тому +21

    "They look like a geriatric looking for a dropped nickel." That got me good.

  • @dgtor_official
    @dgtor_official 3 роки тому +75

    After watching all his videos, I’m not surprised. keep up the good work! XD

  • @azriellen8865
    @azriellen8865 3 роки тому +9

    I was so depressed today, but man am I glad you cam up in my recommendation. Love the channel. It's always good to see people who are factual but can find the humor.

  • @realspiritcookies1137
    @realspiritcookies1137 Рік тому

    I remember the African Bullfrog fact! I remember watching it on a documentary as a kid! You just unlocked a core memory I forgot I had lol