DeRay Davis - Shots Fired on a Night Out - This Is Not Happening

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  • @standup
    @standup  5 років тому +38

    Ready to rumble? Check out the craziest fight stories from This Is Not Happening here: ua-cam.com/play/PLD7nPL1U-R5oyyo90i2VkGb7ImrDKdYBg.html

    • @dg988
      @dg988 4 роки тому +1

      Zero and p😂

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 5 років тому +3218

    "Ignorance is a disease, they can keep it over there." Quote of my life

  • @doomerson1
    @doomerson1 5 років тому +1521

    Even though it was short, one of the best stories I’ve heard in a while.

  • @nicholasslutzky7271
    @nicholasslutzky7271 5 років тому +1556

    "A gangsta would never kill someone while shittin, It's just not cool!"

    • @anthisrogers
      @anthisrogers 5 років тому +9

      Words to live by

    • @cliffjones9812
      @cliffjones9812 5 років тому +9

      Unless they doing a job

    • @ryanb2843
      @ryanb2843 5 років тому +12

      Before saying “a gangsta” he said “he.” Which implied his brother a gangsta???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀

    • @flex_piper
      @flex_piper 5 років тому +3

      Facts.

    • @projectbiscuits8777
      @projectbiscuits8777 3 роки тому

      Ya must be slow

  • @TurnipJello
    @TurnipJello 5 років тому +541

    "I walked over them like a people carpet." I don't why, but that got me good lol !!!

    • @mvhemp
      @mvhemp 5 років тому +7

      Me too! Hahahaha, I looked down at my phone to answer a text, partially hearing the story, then I look back up at the video and hear him say that and just busted out laughing cus even though I missed a smitch of the skit, that line summed it all up to that part XD

    • @BrittanyStar
      @BrittanyStar 5 років тому +1

      Dude is funny and all but according to this story he is a SNITCH (COP CALLING) and a BITCH! (RUNNING SCARED. LEFT HIS GIRL. STEPPING.ON PPL...
      UNFORGIVABLE

    • @jasmainjasmain2906
      @jasmainjasmain2906 4 роки тому +1

      GyroDawn me too! 🤣

    • @ikki9685
      @ikki9685 4 роки тому

      Tiffany he don’t really know that bitch

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 3 роки тому

      @Brittany Bella Star
      Survival instinct turns many men into "bitches" temporarily but at least they survive (hopefully, anyway).

  • @chuwokhachishi6033
    @chuwokhachishi6033 2 роки тому +78

    Is anyone binge watching Deray's stand-up or is it just me? He's so damn funny and enjoyable.

  • @kgotsotsats1
    @kgotsotsats1 5 років тому +238

    great delivery.
    he spoke really quickly so as to emulate the frenzied state of mind he was in on the eventful evening.

  • @DevonnyDX
    @DevonnyDX 5 років тому +159

    "Where I'm from we don't duck down... we run!"
    #Same

  • @Ted_Swayinghill
    @Ted_Swayinghill 5 років тому +454

    Dave Chappelle is heard laughing in the audience at 3:09 lol

  • @lenaely6146
    @lenaely6146 4 роки тому +53

    "he ain't finna juggle"
    -wisdom

  • @SilverWatcher.
    @SilverWatcher. 5 років тому +264

    He a snitch had me on the floor. 🤣

    • @nickdangelo2942
      @nickdangelo2942 5 років тому +13

      shit me too how you gonna call someone a snitch for calling the police after a shooting and getting hit was he gonna walk to the er? lol

    • @BrittanyStar
      @BrittanyStar 5 років тому +5

      That dude wasnt going to the er

    • @xgbaxlittleone9412
      @xgbaxlittleone9412 4 роки тому +2

      Stg

  • @BronzDano
    @BronzDano 5 років тому +509

    Awesome. I didn’t expect the ending. I thought the chick who gave him her keys was gonna be the dude’s GF. 😅

    • @radtv5150
      @radtv5150 5 років тому +5

      That's where I thought he was going too.

    • @EpithetMusicTV
      @EpithetMusicTV 5 років тому +1

      yeah, i was waiting on that too lol

    • @ConLLee
      @ConLLee 5 років тому +11

      That’s kinda why he’s on this show if you think about it. The girl on the phone being the girl from earlier was the predictable punchline. He didn’t do the predictable line. You get what I’m saying

    • @SOYOROYOS
      @SOYOROYOS 5 років тому

      me too hahaha

    • @TheRealJohnnieBlaze
      @TheRealJohnnieBlaze 5 років тому

      Me too

  • @joleneangelicsingarrett5837
    @joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 років тому +262

    I love watching him tell stories bc he uses his whole body telling it... Plus he has the prettiest eyes.... OMG... Xoxo

    • @zionakinjide650
      @zionakinjide650 5 років тому +4

      and that hair.....

    • @beastemeauxde7029
      @beastemeauxde7029 5 років тому +2

      ...don't think he's on your team anymore but cool either way.

    • @7Shadow9
      @7Shadow9 5 років тому +5

      @@beastemeauxde7029 He does move ah bit fruity doesn't he?

    • @joleneangelicsingarrett5837
      @joleneangelicsingarrett5837 5 років тому +4

      @@@7Shadow9 that dude is a pimp... He is known to always have at least 2 chicks on his arm always... Xoxo

    • @etherjones8369
      @etherjones8369 5 років тому +1

      Bitch you love anything black please STFU

  • @geberluis
    @geberluis 5 років тому +80

    This guy is a natural, I need to see more of him.

    • @lswilcoxon
      @lswilcoxon 5 років тому +4

      This guy has been around for a long time... Mid 90's

    • @2kgrindtime
      @2kgrindtime 5 років тому

      He's been around along time just cause your white shouldn't matter i know plenty white comedians

    • @crussteasock4047
      @crussteasock4047 3 роки тому +1

      @@2kgrindtime
      *a long
      *you're
      Why u bringing race into it?

  • @Vinnafetish
    @Vinnafetish 5 років тому +90

    I love his delivery and how he just don't skip a beat😝😅

  • @senibo123
    @senibo123 2 роки тому +20

    I’m not doing well. Been deeply depressed. Suicidal. This actually made me at least smile today. Thank you.

    • @emperial4421
      @emperial4421 2 роки тому +6

      You got this buddy don’t think your alone sending love ❤️

    • @AstroBaby91
      @AstroBaby91 2 роки тому +5

      Same! I hope you're feeling better ❤

    • @Phoenix-dq2uo
      @Phoenix-dq2uo Рік тому +1

      Familiar. Enjoy the good ones as best you can. Good luck man

    • @GeeEss
      @GeeEss Рік тому +3

      Take it one smile, one laugh... one day at a time. You deserve to be here!

  • @nikag5217
    @nikag5217 3 роки тому +14

    I love DeRay..That slip up tho lmao "he would nev- a gangsta would never..."

  • @addnamehere7940
    @addnamehere7940 5 років тому +62

    3:10 was that Dave Chappell laughing in the audience!?!?!?

  • @EricBrinkman
    @EricBrinkman 5 років тому +56

    "I ran like it was a people carpet" 3:30

  • @ImDougDimmadome
    @ImDougDimmadome 5 років тому +134

    So many solid one liners 😂

  • @TonyGarciaxProdigy1994
    @TonyGarciaxProdigy1994 5 років тому +99

    "my legs kept dropping down" lmaoooo. ive been there before

  • @alan5617
    @alan5617 5 років тому +3

    3:08 that one guy, "ahhhhh"😂😂

  • @jesitimpe8748
    @jesitimpe8748 5 років тому +28

    Gotta be my favorite This Is Not Happening!! DeRay!

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 років тому +166

    A gangster would never kill somebody shittin'

  • @sashacurcic1719
    @sashacurcic1719 4 роки тому +5

    "Ignorance is a disease; let it live over there," fucking made me weak. 😂😂🤣😂😭😂🤣

  • @tottieyana4994
    @tottieyana4994 5 років тому +607

    The fact that DeRay is in his fifties.

  • @hamishnairn8859
    @hamishnairn8859 4 роки тому +12

    Comedy is at it's most exceptional when you find a comedian who is creating work that's top notch, yet original 😂

  • @CleverMetaphor
    @CleverMetaphor 5 років тому +42

    I've always loved this guy's stand-up... he deserves a lot more recognition

  • @lazydud3
    @lazydud3 4 роки тому +10

    I needed a good laugh. DeRay had me laughing out loud.

  • @TheOne-ec9ku
    @TheOne-ec9ku 5 років тому +45

    "I ran on people like it was a people carpet! Heard little wrists snappin"

  • @Revengeance_
    @Revengeance_ 5 років тому +130

    I think i saw this bit in his standup. I definitely heard this story before. Still funny af

    • @mishsouth2355
      @mishsouth2355 5 років тому +3

      It's on his Netflix special

    • @FancyAthan
      @FancyAthan 5 років тому +1

      Yuh.

    • @KingTxne
      @KingTxne 5 років тому +2

      I think he put more details into this one

    • @DruNature
      @DruNature 5 років тому

      @@KingTxne i think the netflix one was a bit better tbh, more believable.

  • @pamelaison2444
    @pamelaison2444 5 років тому +29

    ... You dying and you still want me to lie to ya girl?😂😂💀💀

  • @valeriah9082
    @valeriah9082 5 років тому +15

    I skip intros like a legend 😂😩I could do it with my eyes closes

  • @simonyang7729
    @simonyang7729 4 роки тому +5

    Deray may not be many’s favorite but he’s my favorite comedian! His material is not only hood but raw! Lot of it I can relate to.

  • @verzatilebrown8878
    @verzatilebrown8878 5 років тому +13

    "Watch this don't mean he fitting juggle" hilarious😂😂😂

  • @therealone2405
    @therealone2405 5 років тому +18

    I never really laugh at Deray, but this shit was mad funny 😄🤣🤣🤣

  • @MeishaBooCurlyQ4.5
    @MeishaBooCurlyQ4.5 4 роки тому +3

    I need this entire show... this is hilarious

  • @donnygat
    @donnygat 5 років тому +15

    Chicago represent ✌🏾

  • @TheSunshineGroup
    @TheSunshineGroup 5 років тому +61

    Starts at 1:03

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 років тому

      Funny at N/A

    • @willemkanon4020
      @willemkanon4020 5 років тому +11

      I don't really understand the intros to these. I just skip them nowadays i find them to be a bit cringy.

    • @soth1sol
      @soth1sol 5 років тому

      i love roy wood jr, but hate the entire format of this show

  • @dustymiller7120
    @dustymiller7120 5 років тому +3

    Only seven minutes and one of the better stories I've seen on here

  • @beloit22
    @beloit22 4 роки тому +4

    Dee-Ray has truly crossed over: HE'S FLICKERING!

  • @evilemetblack
    @evilemetblack 5 років тому +28

    He ain't finna juggle

  • @claudioccornejo
    @claudioccornejo 5 років тому +346

    Mexican got on boots

    • @ryanvega6646
      @ryanvega6646 5 років тому +2

      One of the funniest onw

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG 5 років тому +11

      Gotta find C.C.

    • @disdatbigboy
      @disdatbigboy 5 років тому +15

      Y'all better have 3 bags of coffee

    • @trinitiw2489
      @trinitiw2489 5 років тому +3

      That Ali quote

    • @shafrozac5427
      @shafrozac5427 5 років тому +8

      That was hilarious!!!! The Mexican that cut him didn't even have on boots! 😂😂😂

  • @genevieveeatametse9625
    @genevieveeatametse9625 4 роки тому +2

    This man is FOOOIIIIN!! ❤🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @bobosprinkles
    @bobosprinkles 5 років тому

    This is one of the best. Amazing from start to finish

  • @OscarPalacios
    @OscarPalacios 5 років тому +4

    Dee Ray always on point , always sharp

  • @missmelisa27
    @missmelisa27 2 роки тому

    One of the BEST STORIES I’ve ever heard!!!!

  • @Mona-ue5uk
    @Mona-ue5uk 5 років тому +4

    He is a straight up Chicago guy! Love DeRay. He will walk around the club at 90 yrs old. Lol lol

  • @acegaming3230
    @acegaming3230 4 роки тому +5

    Whhaaaaaattttttt!!!!!????? How the heck can the story end right there!!!!?? He had my undivided attention with this story!!

  • @kerizmaa
    @kerizmaa 5 років тому +3

    So many layers to his jokes lol. Seeing him live was awesome

  • @travisweston9754
    @travisweston9754 5 років тому +2

    He tells the best stories.

  • @londell528
    @londell528 5 років тому +1

    He took the phone back and said "Baby, this nigga a snitch." And walked off😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ucnhtmenow1
    @ucnhtmenow1 5 років тому +3

    A lot of these skits before the stand-up is genius.

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 5 років тому +22

    Damn, this guy can tell a story...

  • @D123-f9k
    @D123-f9k 5 років тому +66

    I was mad his story was less than 7 minutes, but they put him on fast forward before posting

    • @eleckson
      @eleckson 5 років тому +1

      They sped up the video?

  • @hemp8449
    @hemp8449 5 років тому +1

    DeRay tells the best stories

  • @professorx1020
    @professorx1020 4 роки тому +1

    That laugh in the crowd had me dying

  • @OriginalXzo
    @OriginalXzo 5 років тому

    Lol these series are so good !

  • @dezaraemichelle509
    @dezaraemichelle509 3 роки тому +4

    *I LOVE THAT HE ACCIDENTALLY MIGHT HAVE INSINUATED THAT HIS BROTHER WAS A GANGSTER 🤣🤣*

  • @jessicaturner7196
    @jessicaturner7196 4 роки тому +1

    I fucking love Deray. His story about his mama while growing up is hilarious. So is his funeral bit "Live Dead Deray"

  • @adamjensen1831
    @adamjensen1831 5 років тому +5

    he is funny as hell!

  • @LadiJadi72
    @LadiJadi72 2 роки тому

    Them Mo' Betta Mondays were the bomb!!

  • @PrenticePowell1906
    @PrenticePowell1906 5 років тому +16

    His mannerism is difffferent now

  • @deebrown4877
    @deebrown4877 5 років тому +1

    DeRay is one of my favorites

  • @JuntexProductions
    @JuntexProductions 5 років тому

    His energy is great!

  • @a-a-ron9730
    @a-a-ron9730 5 років тому +4

    You got to do it the DeRay Way

  • @Odsseous
    @Odsseous 5 років тому

    Bruh these intros are amazing!!

  • @buckheadberries8751
    @buckheadberries8751 5 років тому

    🎥 💯🌟Awesome! So entertaining.

  • @saritasi7819
    @saritasi7819 5 років тому +2

    Clicked soo fast. Didn't disappoint 🙌🙌🙌

  • @Slamminjoe
    @Slamminjoe 5 років тому +3

    lol, people tellin others they got the qoute to their life wrong. Love the hilarity of it😹😹😹 it really is a disease😹

  • @jerrysamuels8716
    @jerrysamuels8716 5 років тому

    DeRay Davis-King Of Comedy

  • @mr.worldwidekevinj4144
    @mr.worldwidekevinj4144 3 роки тому

    One of thee greatest ever.

  • @outlawz7623
    @outlawz7623 5 років тому +2

    I didn't know Deray was funny like this lol dude killed it!

  • @topgurl9313
    @topgurl9313 5 років тому +1

    lmao he is me trying to avoid drama. Like, I don't care just let me enjoy my night 😂

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon 5 років тому +1

    1:04 DO IT!!

  • @hgoines1
    @hgoines1 Рік тому

    He's so good now it's crazy. You have to start them early. God Bless.

  • @cookiehairandmakeup
    @cookiehairandmakeup 5 років тому +9

    Love me some Deray

  • @timetravel1014
    @timetravel1014 5 років тому +1

    This was fukin great!!! He killed it.

  • @Obese_QUIS
    @Obese_QUIS 5 років тому +5

    They need to convince Dave to come on man.That would be an instant classic!!!

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 4 роки тому

    "Where, nigga?"
    The look on his face...amazing

  • @kylegoldston
    @kylegoldston 5 років тому

    One of the best!!!!

  • @ajgnexus
    @ajgnexus 3 роки тому

    this is like my favorite ever stand up bit

  • @gabe8168
    @gabe8168 5 років тому +17

    Did he just call him a snitch for trying to call the cops on a shooter

    • @hetzz
      @hetzz 5 років тому +1

      ofc, he don't want any cops in his business.

  • @frankspacely412
    @frankspacely412 3 роки тому

    that "watch this" is 100% accurate !

  • @robertwalker9679
    @robertwalker9679 5 років тому +2

    His acting out is hilarious!!! He not finnin to juggle

  • @Noobalator
    @Noobalator 5 років тому +2

    1:04 - past intro

  • @johnnyfrazier6919
    @johnnyfrazier6919 4 роки тому +2

    The best comedian ever
    Leo gang

  • @Xi_chi
    @Xi_chi 3 роки тому +1

    3:33 i imagine a dance break out happening when he runs over people

  • @eddeewhat5553
    @eddeewhat5553 4 роки тому

    Yooo it crovid-2020 and I needed a good laugh like this. 🤣

  • @alleftchaosbehind2745
    @alleftchaosbehind2745 4 роки тому

    I had to PAUSE the video to BREATHE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaybrock812
    @jaybrock812 4 роки тому

    Great comedian one of my favorites

  • @MrBluntDaily
    @MrBluntDaily 5 років тому +8

    Maaaaan.
    Fucking hilarious.

  • @Familyss1940
    @Familyss1940 4 роки тому

    HE SAID ignorance is a disease🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @atxgirlnscrubbs
    @atxgirlnscrubbs 4 роки тому

    Always Hilarious 😂

  • @kardoar
    @kardoar 5 років тому

    Love this dude, that ending killed me..

  • @at2818
    @at2818 2 роки тому

    Deray had some real sassy mannerisms in this one lmfaaaooo

  • @nhokonhokopuala
    @nhokonhokopuala 4 роки тому

    DeRay is the bomb imo😍

  • @Dom-xi8je
    @Dom-xi8je 5 років тому +6

    Dr. King been doing a helluva job hosting this.

  • @yumyumzworld2677
    @yumyumzworld2677 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂 this man is hilarious

  • @creative_by_nature
    @creative_by_nature 5 років тому

    the ending killed me