when I listen to this I can see the floating head of a Chinese man and an entire orchestra rotating around my head like flat earthers think the sun and moon orbit around the earth
I think of it like something out of a tom and jerry episode, where people or objects are floating about your head after sustaining traumatic brain damage. Epic.
I am picturing the Chinese man eating a photo realistic apple while the conductor of the orchestra explains how he would've felt if he hadn't eaten this morning in my own voice but in a different language
its english for me, i can understand it fluently in text but trying to understand someone actually speaking english feels like brain damage comprehension
I keep getting this feeling that a Chinese man is getting chased by Mozart at 2 times speed when I listen to this. This represents that feeling that there is so much going on that the only reactions is just to laugh.
lightwait. I go searching for this specific type of youtube content. All recommendations must first come through me. for I am the wave the light and the photon meat ball.
if you spin counter-clockwise in your chair at exactly 60 rpm (1 rotation per second), it makes both the chinese man and mozart stay perfectly in place!
listening to this with earbuds that are broken is hilarious. you just get cartoon-esque classical music and Chinese alternating in one ear like it's coming out of a speaker in a microwave and you are the food being spun around.
I don't know why, but this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. Who would be listening to this unironically? It's such an oddly specific need to listen to the bible and mozart not only at the same time but have it circling around you like your insane. My humor is completely shattered beyond repair.
The combination of "Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]" presents a fascinating intersection of auditory stimulation, cultural symbolism, and philosophical inquiry. At its core, this composition offers a unique sensory experience that transcends traditional boundaries of music and literature, inviting listeners to engage with multiple layers of meaning and interpretation. Firstly, the choice of Mozart's music played at double speed adds a dimension of technical mastery and innovation. Mozart, renowned for his prodigious talent and unparalleled compositional skill, represents the pinnacle of classical music. By accelerating his music, the listener is propelled into a heightened state of auditory awareness, where the intricate melodies and harmonies unfold with increased intensity and urgency. This acceleration can be seen as a metaphor for the rapid pace of modern life, where time seems to pass at an ever-increasing rate, demanding our attention and engagement. The inclusion of the Bible in Chinese adds another layer of complexity to the composition. The Bible, one of the most influential and widely read texts in human history, carries with it centuries of cultural, religious, and philosophical significance. By presenting it in Chinese, a language with its own rich history and cultural context, the composition invites listeners to explore the intersection of different belief systems and modes of expression. The choice of language also highlights the universality of human experience, transcending linguistic barriers to convey timeless truths and insights. The use of 8D audio technology further enhances the immersive nature of the composition. By manipulating sound waves to create the illusion of three-dimensional space, 8D audio creates a sense of movement and depth that envelops the listener, transporting them into a sonic landscape of unparalleled intensity and complexity. This spatial dimension adds a new level of experiential depth, allowing listeners to engage with the music and text in a more visceral and immediate way. Philosophically, "Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]" prompts us to reflect on the nature of perception, interpretation, and meaning. In a world saturated with sensory stimuli and information overload, the composition challenges us to reconsider our relationship to sound, language, and culture. It encourages us to listen more closely, to engage more deeply, and to seek out the hidden connections and resonances that lie beneath the surface of our everyday experience. In conclusion, "Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]" is a work of profound genius and philosophical depth. Through its innovative combination of music, literature, and technology, it offers listeners a transformative sensory experience that invites contemplation, exploration, and discovery. In an age of increasing fragmentation and disconnection, it serves as a powerful reminder of the enduring power of art to unite, inspire, and enlighten.
shitposts have a miraculous property, similar to breakcore, when you're so overloaded with crap you focus better. my guess is your brain cant focus on other distractions because the audio is just cancelling everything else out.
Thank you immensely for unleashing this mind-bending video upon the digital cosmos! It's as if every pixel is a neuron firing, and with each frame, my consciousness expands like the universe after the Big Bang. I swear, since watching it, my senses have transcended mere mortal limitations. Now, I not only see the currents in the air but feel them pulsating through every fiber of my being. Cosmic background radiation? Oh, it's just another layer of reality that I've peeled back, revealing the intricate dance of the cosmos. And vectors? Ha! They're not just mathematical constructs; they're the very threads that weave the fabric of existence. But, my dear creator, a mere snippet won't satiate this hunger for enlightenment. Nay, I beseech thee, grant me an opus, an epic odyssey through the realms of knowledge and wonder. Only then shall I truly transcend the boundaries of perception and touch the untold mysteries that lie beyond. For I stand upon the precipice of reality, teetering on the edge of understanding, yearning for just one more glimpse into the infinite abyss. With each passing moment, I feel my grasp on the quantum realm tightening, as if I could bend the fabric of spacetime with but a thought. And as for the theory of everything? Child's play! I've traversed its labyrinthine corridors, deciphered its cryptic equations, and emerged victorious not once, but twice! Yet, with each victory, the thirst for knowledge only grows stronger, driving me to delve deeper into the mysteries of the universe. So, I implore you, my esteemed creator, create an hour version of this video.
@@Galamoth06 POV: it's 2009, the family computer is in the living room and you're spinning around in the desk chair while a weird TV program is on in the background.
@@aeronlangheim3462 I don't know how, but you actually sent me back to 2009. I relived the last 15 years of my life, waiting for this comment to be posted again so that I could finally reply.
This actually really makes me appreciate how cool sound mixing is, the avility to create the illusion of motion using only sound is really cool, and the two being on oppisite sides creates this dynamic. It adds so much to to this stupid joke, imagine its effect in actual music or something like a movie. Surround sound really does add a whole nother dynamic to video/audio media.
I'm exhausted from kung fu and rowing workout, I'm up late on two different kinds of caffeine trying to finish a paper, and I'm laughing so hard at this that my ribs and sides physically hurt. I'm cooked
a multi hour version of this of more of the bible and all of mozart would uniroically be awesome. For whatever psycho reason this is great background noise lmfao
this sounds ethereal coming through my car speakers
Some jokes are better not to
I was the 1000th like
here is a participation award @@SetOfAllSets
have a sticker :) @@SetOfAllSets
Play it in a convertible and stare at other people at red lights
Put this on 0.5 speed to enjoy the music and have a Chinese man slowly whispering in your ear
Top tier recommendation
Weirdly arousing
put this on 2x speed to learn 4 times as fast
0.25 speed is even more cursed
put this on 5x speed, I am not asking
The rotating audio polishes your brain to a fine sheen, beautiful and smooth.
@animejesus69Too late
This is so real
underrated comment
So smooth it could slip and fall off.
HAHAHA
when I listen to this I can see the floating head of a Chinese man and an entire orchestra rotating around my head like flat earthers think the sun and moon orbit around the earth
What if the one that's spinning is you
I think of it like something out of a tom and jerry episode, where people or objects are floating about your head after sustaining traumatic brain damage. Epic.
I am picturing the Chinese man eating a photo realistic apple while the conductor of the orchestra explains how he would've felt if he hadn't eaten this morning in my own voice but in a different language
rent free
now I can't unsee it
accurate representation of what trying to help a customer who only speaks a language you've never actually heard in person before is like
its english for me, i can understand it fluently in text but trying to understand someone actually speaking english feels like brain damage comprehension
@@dustoalternate thats how french is for me lol
Wow. I've never considered that people can read and write but not "speak" a language. These comments are expanding my consciousness.
@@dustoalternatehey wanna voice call
@@disrespecc9678 please do not ask this.
I keep getting this feeling that a Chinese man is getting chased by Mozart at 2 times speed when I listen to this. This represents that feeling that there is so much going on that the only reactions is just to laugh.
and he is calmly expressing his discomfort with his predator
And he is praying to God for not die by Mozart
Nah they're going in opposite directions
that's the single best youtube recommendation I've gotten like... ever
same here. how did I get here
MINKY MOMO SPOTTED
Glad to hear it
lightwait. I go searching for this specific type of youtube content. All recommendations must first come through me. for I am the wave the light and the photon meat ball.
my grandma used to sing this to me every night ❤
Yo grandma is built different
the bible or the piece?
As his grandma I can confirm I sang both of them simultaneously@@chfw-dw6zn
while running in circles around you for that 360 8D ambient ambient audio effect
@@muai you sang on one side with your arms overstretched playing the piece on the over side as you ran in circles
if you spin counter-clockwise in your chair at exactly 60 rpm (1 rotation per second), it makes both the chinese man and mozart stay perfectly in place!
how?
if you spin at 60 rpm in your chair I think everything will stay perfectly in place
If it does not work you just need to spin faster until it does, don't be afraid to motorise your chair to achieve the desired effect.
@@revelati_n just do what he said
@@samheasmanwhiteI'm wearing headphones
me when im in a tom and jerry episode and an anvil falls on my head and i get a concussion with dizzy birds spinning around my head
Except one bird is Chinese man and the other is a flying piano
this is like one of those "which way is the woman spinning" illusions but aurally instead of visually
Ah, i tried to make it go clockwise but its very subtle
@@NerdCloud-IT I Hear it now
@@NerdCloud-IT If I focus I can hear it both ways
listening to this with earbuds that are broken is hilarious. you just get cartoon-esque classical music and Chinese alternating in one ear like it's coming out of a speaker in a microwave and you are the food being spun around.
Same here, it's magical
Real
I don't know why, but this is the funniest shit i've seen in a while. Who would be listening to this unironically? It's such an oddly specific need to listen to the bible and mozart not only at the same time but have it circling around you like your insane. My humor is completely shattered beyond repair.
^
I listen to this in public, unironically
Autism.
random is funny omg lolz XD
was playing games listening to 10 hours of this shit i just came to realize it when i fell asleep a couple hours later in
Book is Ruth 1 (路得記，第一章 Lù dé jì, dì yī zhāng). Ruth 2 starts 4:11
Music is Mozart's Flute Concerto No.2 in D Major, K.314
It's not a song, it's a piece
@@prototypeinheritance515🤓
Not a song
Thank you
Thank you. I would be awesome to listen to Genesis
Use headphones for the best experience
Only "use headphones for best experience" ill listen to
I clum
stolen
You dont gotta tell me twice.
Or even once for that matter.
How the fuck is your homie jesus
quality mental flash-bang. thx
this turned my life around completely
This resonated the tumour out of existence fr
this turned me around completely
This turned my life around many times.
it turned my life around 360 degrees
You may not like it, but this is what peak productivity looks like.
After listening to this in full, I am now fully convinced that there is no war in Ba Sing Se.
And this is how i test my headphones if they work properly
The combination of "Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]" presents a fascinating intersection of auditory stimulation, cultural symbolism, and philosophical inquiry. At its core, this composition offers a unique sensory experience that transcends traditional boundaries of music and literature, inviting listeners to engage with multiple layers of meaning and interpretation.
Firstly, the choice of Mozart's music played at double speed adds a dimension of technical mastery and innovation. Mozart, renowned for his prodigious talent and unparalleled compositional skill, represents the pinnacle of classical music. By accelerating his music, the listener is propelled into a heightened state of auditory awareness, where the intricate melodies and harmonies unfold with increased intensity and urgency. This acceleration can be seen as a metaphor for the rapid pace of modern life, where time seems to pass at an ever-increasing rate, demanding our attention and engagement.
The inclusion of the Bible in Chinese adds another layer of complexity to the composition. The Bible, one of the most influential and widely read texts in human history, carries with it centuries of cultural, religious, and philosophical significance. By presenting it in Chinese, a language with its own rich history and cultural context, the composition invites listeners to explore the intersection of different belief systems and modes of expression. The choice of language also highlights the universality of human experience, transcending linguistic barriers to convey timeless truths and insights.
The use of 8D audio technology further enhances the immersive nature of the composition. By manipulating sound waves to create the illusion of three-dimensional space, 8D audio creates a sense of movement and depth that envelops the listener, transporting them into a sonic landscape of unparalleled intensity and complexity. This spatial dimension adds a new level of experiential depth, allowing listeners to engage with the music and text in a more visceral and immediate way.
Philosophically, "Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]" prompts us to reflect on the nature of perception, interpretation, and meaning. In a world saturated with sensory stimuli and information overload, the composition challenges us to reconsider our relationship to sound, language, and culture. It encourages us to listen more closely, to engage more deeply, and to seek out the hidden connections and resonances that lie beneath the surface of our everyday experience.
In conclusion, "Mozart (2X Speed) & The Bible (Chinese) spinning around you [8D AUDIO]" is a work of profound genius and philosophical depth. Through its innovative combination of music, literature, and technology, it offers listeners a transformative sensory experience that invites contemplation, exploration, and discovery. In an age of increasing fragmentation and disconnection, it serves as a powerful reminder of the enduring power of art to unite, inspire, and enlighten.
I agree
Bro, did ChatGPT write this... 💀
reading this was a gift.
Chat GPT ass response
Instead of being opposed the whole time, the Mozart should revolve at 2x speed.
Don't give them any ideas.
This AMAZING learning experience has reconstructed my brain at the atomic level, thank you
I think this will become its own philosophical genre. Making a narration and ▶️ music at same time.
Some russian audiobooks do use music in the background
Oddly specific lol
what I listen to in orbital mechanics class:
makes sense
I really appreciate how you made the top middle arrow go behind the guy's head
this made my hair stand up
Im just imagining a Chinese guy reading from a bible running around my head while Mozart chases after him playing a rolling piano
this is one of the internet moments ever
The regular one is for studying, this one’s for intense intelligence hightening
Brainsmaxxing to the max. Literally.
i feel the chinese man spinning around clockwise, but mozart is like just there
it's about time someone made this!
This unironically helps a lot to calm my brain when I'm overwhelmed. thanks.
the voices
I think I'm actually about to listen to this while I study 💀
shitposts have a miraculous property, similar to breakcore, when you're so overloaded with crap you focus better. my guess is your brain cant focus on other distractions because the audio is just cancelling everything else out.
Breakcore makes me go skitzo if I listen to it for more than 10 minutes @@wtgkanp2431
@@wtgkanp2431 like when i was doing my homework with "im going to shit yourself" playing on loop in the background
Thank you immensely for unleashing this mind-bending video upon the digital cosmos! It's as if every pixel is a neuron firing, and with each frame, my consciousness expands like the universe after the Big Bang. I swear, since watching it, my senses have transcended mere mortal limitations. Now, I not only see the currents in the air but feel them pulsating through every fiber of my being. Cosmic background radiation? Oh, it's just another layer of reality that I've peeled back, revealing the intricate dance of the cosmos. And vectors? Ha! They're not just mathematical constructs; they're the very threads that weave the fabric of existence.
But, my dear creator, a mere snippet won't satiate this hunger for enlightenment. Nay, I beseech thee, grant me an opus, an epic odyssey through the realms of knowledge and wonder. Only then shall I truly transcend the boundaries of perception and touch the untold mysteries that lie beyond. For I stand upon the precipice of reality, teetering on the edge of understanding, yearning for just one more glimpse into the infinite abyss. With each passing moment, I feel my grasp on the quantum realm tightening, as if I could bend the fabric of spacetime with but a thought.
And as for the theory of everything? Child's play! I've traversed its labyrinthine corridors, deciphered its cryptic equations, and emerged victorious not once, but twice! Yet, with each victory, the thirst for knowledge only grows stronger, driving me to delve deeper into the mysteries of the universe. So, I implore you, my esteemed creator, create an hour version of this video.
Big bang? Literally listen to the audio again or ropemaxx
Lily's stream was very informative for this
I found the other versions lacking in dynamic. This fixes the problem with spectacular results, waiting for the extended version!
Perfectly captures the sound of having a TV program on in the background in a language you don't understand.
While also spinning in circles
@@Galamoth06 POV: it's 2009, the family computer is in the living room and you're spinning around in the desk chair while a weird TV program is on in the background.
@@aeronlangheim3462 I don't know how, but you actually sent me back to 2009. I relived the last 15 years of my life, waiting for this comment to be posted again so that I could finally reply.
@@Galamoth06 a wizard never reveals his secrets ;-)
This actually really makes me appreciate how cool sound mixing is, the avility to create the illusion of motion using only sound is really cool, and the two being on oppisite sides creates this dynamic. It adds so much to to this stupid joke, imagine its effect in actual music or something like a movie. Surround sound really does add a whole nother dynamic to video/audio media.
The real ones put this in 2x speed to double their learning 🦾🦾🦾
I've gotten a handful of these videos in my recommendations. I don't understand them, but there's something deeply fascinating about them
Just listened to this on my headphones. I've never gotten a headache faster in my life
i mew to this
W
i goon to this
I gyatt to this
@@ChthonicEsotericism I just mew'ed to your reply
truly one of the sounds of all time💀
I can feel myself becoming more sophisticated by the second
This triggers a fight or flight response in me that I didn't know I had. I feel like I'm about to collapse, lol.
Its like the sounds are chasing each other around my brain
This has cleared my mind, cleared my thoughts, cleared myself of regrets. Unfortunatelly, this has also made me lose all my faculties.
Saving this to my roulette playlist for when I have a first date in my car with me
finally a version the unilaterally deaf may enjoy
I am meticulously edging to this, I can feel my brain sprouting it of my head
Like a plant in the water
A fish in the wooden floor of a Chinese bathroom
A south african girl dancing and singing 'Be nice 2 me' by Bladee
noiding all afternoon
eating tilapia of a Australian mans hairy chest
this sounds better and worse than the original at the same time
like it still gives me psychic damage but its a different kind
thank you, this video helps a lot
Thank you Michael reeves
I can feel my brain expanding to the point it's now pressing against my skull.
I can feel the knowledge coming inside me 😩😩
With headphones in, this makes it feel like the audio is passing back forth inside my brain.
i have to thank you for this video because this is legit a good study aid
this became even more life changing😭😭😩🕺💃
I'm going insane
I'm exhausted from kung fu and rowing workout, I'm up late on two different kinds of caffeine trying to finish a paper, and I'm laughing so hard at this that my ribs and sides physically hurt. I'm cooked
its feels like mozart is being chased by a calm chinese guy inside my ears
Im autiste and was listening other versions untill i find this one.
It make me steam instantly.
Im happy :)
I just came to this
I've had a revelation
all jokes aside...this is actually quite nice
Life changing, 5 stars
Here before this blowup
as a person thats deaf in one ear i really enjoyed this
a multi hour version of this of more of the bible and all of mozart would uniroically be awesome. For whatever psycho reason this is great background noise lmfao
i listen to this when studying geography because it stimulates my brain enough to keep me focused on the beyond boring task
OML, i didn't know my JBL charge 5 have surround sound. Thank you so much for this greatest gem i found.
having it on mono is an experience cause i know I can't hear it but the fact that it supposed to rotate alone makes me fell like it does
Mozart is chasing a chinese man in 2x speed whilst playing music, and the chinese man is saying his last prayers. Perfection.
this gave me a lobotomy! thank you NerdCloud!
I'm unironically listening to this. All the way through.
everytime it makes a full circle it tickles my pelvis and i love it
The impact of this video will be studied in 1000 years
Came, listened, satisfied.
Listened, came, satisfied.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED! I listened to this audio and my wife remarried me and let me see my children again!
I HAVE ASCENDED
I love how the description is 100% accurate
I feel my brain growing
this is a very specific experience I'd never thought I'd make
I feel like the sun
The absolute peak of human potential
ITS TOUCHING MY BACK
Wow this got made quick
the inteligence is coming inside me
💀
this lowkey is one of the most unique experiences ive had
this really helped me get through my toughest times. what where my toughest times i here you asking, not knowing what this is.
I love how many spins (get it?) you put to this concept 😅
I am reached an enlightened state
Unironically a moving experience
this is the video of all time
i feel so enlightened
I'm adding this to my workout playlist 🔥