154 - The 3 AM Episode

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Tim decides to start recording at 3 in the morning all fired up about BBQ chicken pizza. He tells stories from his childhood, and makes a big announcement.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 293

  • @yourcousinsshow5540
    @yourcousinsshow5540 Рік тому +16

    This is one of my favorite episodes ever...

  • @blueskynoise2177
    @blueskynoise2177 4 роки тому +137

    “Getting high, eating BBQ chicken pizza, drinking Lactaid, playing Tekken”

  • @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074
    @phoenixtempleeviltruth8074 4 роки тому +18

    Life in the big city.

  • @LCboston75
    @LCboston75 3 роки тому +9

    I just read Cactus Jack Daniel’s obituary

    • @thecolonel9120
      @thecolonel9120 3 роки тому

      How do you know it’s him? I looked it up and it came up with someone but it didn’t say how he died

  • @joebroadwater26
    @joebroadwater26 3 роки тому +4

    Tim Dillon is the Paul Harvey of my generation.

  • @lordswaggity1213
    @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +22

    *HELLO BOYS*

  • @davidkite7529
    @davidkite7529 2 роки тому +2

    I love that Both Tim and Louis commissioned the same shitty animator for their podcast intros

  • @seattletyler
    @seattletyler 6 місяців тому

    Dennis sounds like the coolest guy to ever do it

  • @TonsMoreCowbell
    @TonsMoreCowbell 5 років тому +8

    Bring back 5 minute ad reads!

  • @jupiterheals1462
    @jupiterheals1462 3 роки тому +1

    love yall so much, literally make my lIFE better

  • @Cananalope
    @Cananalope 5 років тому +4

    I love you Timothy.

  • @BrianPurge
    @BrianPurge 5 років тому +5

    More like 5am

  • @martinjoel1781
    @martinjoel1781 3 роки тому +5

    Hello Boys 😈

  • @zaltonian
    @zaltonian 3 роки тому +1

    Ooga chaka Ooga chaka sia boom ba

  • @TheWhiskyRebel
    @TheWhiskyRebel 5 місяців тому

    18:30 and 19:01 Holy Shit!

  • @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka
    @ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka 5 років тому +3

    Any competent REAL drug user would know a ball is 3.5 grams. All. Fucking. Day

    • @mickyfromstraya6336
      @mickyfromstraya6336 5 років тому

      I'm a drug user and I didn't know the specifics of a ball as I consumed it.

    • @NobodysGh0sT
      @NobodysGh0sT 5 років тому +1

      Yeah even I felt insulted as a sober man that Tim didn't know the weight of an 8 ball lol

    • @andrewkelley6039
      @andrewkelley6039 5 років тому +4

      G G guys. Tim doesn’t pay for his coke with money just sexual favors. Ofc he doesn’t know actual weights

  • @mr.hostetter855
    @mr.hostetter855 5 років тому +1

    HA!!

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 3 роки тому

    The mob is still around their just sneaky

  • @kidchunguswrx2524
    @kidchunguswrx2524 4 місяці тому

    Tim look me up im a cute straight white guy whos straight as possible

  • @randbarrett8706
    @randbarrett8706 4 роки тому +1

    Lololol using a company to facilitate the startup of a show & to establish an audience… and then gtfo the minute you have enough popularity to sustain yourself I’m not hating, I’m saying Tim is making moves and he wants it

  • @dog-headedman2634
    @dog-headedman2634 2 роки тому +1

    I miss Ben

  • @marklachney420
    @marklachney420 3 роки тому +1

    He started with saying how people claim he's lying about doing drugs, he says he's not lying, then 3 minutes later asks to Google how much an 8ball is. I don't think you just forget that. I think he is lying

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 роки тому +2

      Have you ever done drugs sir?

    • @irabernstein
      @irabernstein 3 роки тому +1

      Ya it's also hilarious to hear "is it two and a half?......"

    • @marklachney420
      @marklachney420 3 роки тому +1

      @@SHACOBES123 I'm doing drugs right now.

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 роки тому

      @@irabernstein well he was close

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 роки тому +3

      To be fair I know cokeheads that don't know how many grams are in a ball ot a teener or whatever

  • @lordswaggity1213
    @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +2

    That's quite a fucking annoying intro you got there Tim. I like *your* content though so keep it up.

  • @lammypie3561
    @lammypie3561 2 роки тому +14

    I believe Tim did coke, I just don't believe he was ever 13

  • @jamesmurphy8530
    @jamesmurphy8530 4 роки тому +249

    “Try not to laugh into the mic Ben, people hate your laugh”

  • @blablablaa14
    @blablablaa14 2 роки тому +100

    Literally three years after this podcast and Tim makes more money from Patreon than he ever dreamed of making

    • @kushfrancis37
      @kushfrancis37 9 місяців тому +2

      and he barely stays on schedule anymore. was fully 15 days between “weekly” episodes

    • @BB-kd5sp
      @BB-kd5sp 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@kushfrancis37 gonna cry? Plus it's the holiday season, I'm sure he has a real life to live, goofball. He has enough means to never speak or do a bit again. Just appreciate he's here

    • @WAR-DAMN-EAGLE
      @WAR-DAMN-EAGLE 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BB-kd5spImagine simping *_so hard_* for Tim whilst having a bot lookin' username... I bet if Tim bothered to waste 5 seconds out of his day to read your comment and another 5 to reply, all he'd say: "Shut up you simplistic, moronic, poor trash of a fuck. Plz go buy more merch tho." That's what he'd say to you...after defending his honor, on one of his oldest podcasts on UA-cam, he'd tell you to shut up, criticize you (well warranted and justified IMHO), then tell you to go spoil yourself and buy something nice (for a change).

    • @frwystr
      @frwystr 4 місяці тому +9

      @@BB-kd5spyou gonna zip his pants up too?

  • @Kksudibidhidib
    @Kksudibidhidib 5 років тому +70

    Rip to cactus Jack Daniels

    • @ShangHighRoller
      @ShangHighRoller 2 роки тому +2

      Doubly funny because "Cactus Jack" Garner was a Texas senator who became FDR's Vice President.

    • @blondie9422
      @blondie9422 2 роки тому +1

      That name was a death sentence

  • @michaeljoseph2827
    @michaeljoseph2827 5 років тому +79

    "We're going to have a good night on Earth tonight." Lol

  • @Ugoogolizer
    @Ugoogolizer 4 роки тому +277

    I love Ben's laugh

  • @asherburns2953
    @asherburns2953 5 років тому +134

    Why is this guy not more known?

    • @tds42099
      @tds42099 5 років тому +13

      Asher Burns its up to you

    • @NobodysGh0sT
      @NobodysGh0sT 5 років тому +2

      @@davedavidson1983 Amen to that!

    • @robertoj8296
      @robertoj8296 5 років тому +1

      @@davedavidson1983 lol

    • @monkeydotbizness
      @monkeydotbizness 5 років тому +27

      He's steadily gaining ground and connections. You can only get so popular telling everyone they're fucked and everything is a lie.
      This show is about exposing the dark underbelly of the world. Most people want to live in their own fantasy land.

    • @Patriotsoftwash
      @Patriotsoftwash 4 роки тому +1

      Bc you're gay

  • @patricklee2267
    @patricklee2267 5 років тому +106

    Tim's CBD oil alone has cured me of my opioid addiction and now I'm able to enjoy life

    • @lordswaggity1213
      @lordswaggity1213 5 років тому +12

      Are you sure you're not high?

    • @BlazRa
      @BlazRa 3 роки тому +2

      @@lordswaggity1213 like it's such a bad thing FUCK off quacker

    • @ladeacarr4245
      @ladeacarr4245 2 роки тому +2

      glad u made it out bro... lots of life to live.. and keep going!! we support you!

    • @jimbo5071
      @jimbo5071 2 роки тому +4

      Have u relapsed yet?

    • @TheAmericanNomad352
      @TheAmericanNomad352 10 місяців тому

      Still on CBD ?

  • @marcpelayoable
    @marcpelayoable 4 роки тому +67

    I've been bombing through all your older stuff.... You crush it Tim!!! Iove the hell out of this podcast.

    • @jorgeluiscardenassanchezra4771
      @jorgeluiscardenassanchezra4771 2 роки тому +3

      His evolution as a podcaster is greater than anybody I’ve ever seen

    • @rocketrose
      @rocketrose 10 місяців тому

      yea its always relevant and gut bustingly hilarious... years later.

  • @restinbones2057
    @restinbones2057 5 років тому +55

    This is just what happens on Long island. I was in rehab by 14 for pills, cocaine, ecstasy. Then again at 16. Than again at 18. From 19 to 25 the heroin got me. Speedballs started killing me and I finally got clean at 26. Just locked in my room getting high alone playing guitar. That's just the long island life for the introverted drug islanders.

    • @restinbones2057
      @restinbones2057 4 роки тому +2

      @Mike Knight yes sir

    • @FiftiesDad
      @FiftiesDad 3 роки тому +4

      Glad to hear you’re good. Many of us have dealt with the same thing in Boston. Not sure what caused all of it.

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 роки тому

      I used to buy heroin and meth on long island. Small world

    • @byloyuripka9624
      @byloyuripka9624 2 роки тому

      @@restinbones2057 have you considered relapsing and making it a little easier on us peasants who have to play as wage slaves. you sitting in your room all day let someone else earn a living for their future heroine addicts stuck in some cheap daycare with a highway on the backside of their play area

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 6 місяців тому +1

      @@FiftiesDad The desolation of a soulless culture

  • @Luvurenemy
    @Luvurenemy 2 роки тому +15

    “Rude and inappropriately demanding of the staff in the cafeteria.” -This was an astute observation of Mr. Dillon and prediction of his future. More of a “Most Likely To Be” in the Yearbook.

  • @marmedranorubino8449
    @marmedranorubino8449 3 роки тому +45

    the fact that he can do these rants so often WITHOUT drugs/booze blows my fucking mind... GOLD

  • @laptopdroptop9457
    @laptopdroptop9457 3 роки тому +112

    Bens laugh is a good part of this show tbh

    • @lukasevans8931
      @lukasevans8931 2 роки тому

      The

    • @F1986R
      @F1986R Рік тому +1

      Yeah, it was a great part of the show

    • @rocketrose
      @rocketrose 10 місяців тому +2

      @@F1986R HEAVY on the "was"

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 5 років тому +56

    Months ago discovered the gem that Tim is from his guest appearance on Bert’s podcast. No idea why this channel isn’t exploding. He had me dying from laughter that episode, and continues to absolutely murder it on this channel. Solid.

    • @NobodysGh0sT
      @NobodysGh0sT 5 років тому +1

      I found Tim that way as well. He's definitely a new favourite for me!

    • @AAMarc
      @AAMarc 5 років тому +6

      how can you stand bert?

    • @URAWESOME94
      @URAWESOME94 5 років тому +3

      Alex Bert’s podcast is interesting, because he hosts guests quite well. As a guest on other podcasts he’s unbearable. The episode with Tim on there, Bert wisely sat back and let Tim run loose. Never heard of Tim Dillion before that episode but he had me in tears laughing. He had Bert struggling to breathe. Solid episode.

    • @thecolonel9120
      @thecolonel9120 3 роки тому

      I found him from joe rogans show and had me in stitches haha

    • @valve_is_better294
      @valve_is_better294 2 роки тому

      Shadow banned

  • @patrickreynolds8067
    @patrickreynolds8067 Рік тому +9

    By far one of my favorite episodes next to life in the big city podcasting at it's best!

  • @minakalsi4232
    @minakalsi4232 3 роки тому +23

    All I’ve been doing since 2021 started is catching up with old Tim Dillon podcasts and eating… Yep this year is going to go well

    • @drewbladen1668
      @drewbladen1668 3 роки тому +1

      Could not love this comment more. Same here there is a real chance ive listened to nearly everything on the podcast including the Rothschild Tier on patreon

    • @atomicsunrise85
      @atomicsunrise85 3 роки тому +2

      Just found him, but his stories are great for getting chores done around the house...otherwise I'm compelled to leave and do something else.
      House has never been clearer thanks to Tim.

  • @skvllfvkk8601
    @skvllfvkk8601 5 років тому +11

    Doink the Clown was from WWF Wrestlemania: The Arcade Game, not Tekken. I grew up playing both, and was dying when you referenced that character when talking about the retarded girl. Love you Tim, keep kicking ass.

  • @ronaldk563
    @ronaldk563 5 років тому +19

    Nodded out listening to this, will need to try on less drugs

    • @ronaldk563
      @ronaldk563 5 років тому +5

      @Hart Cauchy I tend to perform heroics on uppers, thats why Im cut off

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 роки тому +1

      I'm bouta go hunt for a snake in my plugs garage; high outta my mind on painkillers. I'm living the dream

  • @1594615
    @1594615 5 років тому +26

    Tim’s impressions turn his stories into gold.

  • @lolguytiger45
    @lolguytiger45 3 роки тому +7

    You can find Cactus Jack Daniels' obituary online.

  • @pulgasari857
    @pulgasari857 5 років тому +12

    Thanks to Tim and Wix I now have a place where I can put all my favorite .midi files and share with my old vietnam war vet friends on facebook!.

  • @ladeacarr4245
    @ladeacarr4245 2 роки тому +11

    this is one of my fav episodes

  • @edwardchowanes7716
    @edwardchowanes7716 5 років тому +11

    WEZZ BEZZ GOODZ! YASSSSSSSS QUEENNNNN!
    great Stuff, talking about so much stuff I can relate to, soooo similar.
    Appreciate the Podcast Dude!!!

  • @froglifechannel
    @froglifechannel Рік тому +9

    29:15 Ben's deer corn story begins.

    • @DefneDance
      @DefneDance 3 місяці тому

      Thanks, it's truly amazing

  • @Trent_Moorman
    @Trent_Moorman 3 роки тому +3

    29:00 he talks about the lowliness of TV writers. I serve luxury food and last weekend this one bitch asked for a complimentary desert because she's a "TV writer" and "I'm with a celebrity."
    Nobody is less interesting than the overly self interested.

  • @michaelh42
    @michaelh42 5 років тому +16

    I fucking love what you're doing man. I haven't laughed this well in years.

  • @adamgardener8624
    @adamgardener8624 3 роки тому +9

    Dude I am loving the childhood stories.
    The half tongue story had me rolling. Among others.

  • @KarmaPaym3ntPlan
    @KarmaPaym3ntPlan Рік тому +4

    This fucking rules.
    Miss both of them

  • @Randulpheleven
    @Randulpheleven 3 роки тому +8

    I LOVE ben's laugh. don't tell him to NOT laugh.

  • @kabangj
    @kabangj 5 років тому +11

    Tim would be great on TCOWHN " Tremendous'"

    • @miguelDiaz-qs8tk
      @miguelDiaz-qs8tk 4 роки тому +1

      He’s on it now

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому

      And...he was, just fuckin wonderful!!

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 роки тому

      I'm kind of bummed that Joey quit doing that now his podcast is kind of lame he doesn't have the flying Jew doesn't smoke any weed acts like weed is some type of Vise when it's literally one of the most healthy things you can consume

  • @escapedvivesectionist7011
    @escapedvivesectionist7011 5 років тому +10

    Absolutely tremendous.

  • @connorjackson2973
    @connorjackson2973 3 роки тому +4

    Working my way backwards....

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 4 роки тому +5

    Doink the Clown is a wrestler

    • @lvx_rose
      @lvx_rose 3 роки тому

      His friends probably also play WWF 95 too, maybe that's why he confused them.

  • @justingigante8407
    @justingigante8407 5 років тому +5

    Yo this is great.... island park stories are alllll valid. All the name drops are incredible...Thank you so much for this

  • @highg5088
    @highg5088 5 років тому +5

    Crack is so much better with Tim

  • @mercharris5266
    @mercharris5266 2 роки тому +2

    Really thought “life in the big city” was coming at 01:14:24

  • @Blizzard757575
    @Blizzard757575 2 роки тому +2

    Tim, we need you sober. No one wasted is smarter, more talented more clever or attractive. Keep your genius brain on track.

  • @President.GeorgeWashington
    @President.GeorgeWashington Рік тому +3

    "Get off the fucking floor!" lmfao!

  • @honkeylips1
    @honkeylips1 5 років тому +9

    I like the laugh

  • @nickcitron2369
    @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому +6

    I....Love.....Timmy.....Dillon!!!!.....He.....is....brilliant!!!!!

    • @deezlesteezle
      @deezlesteezle 6 місяців тому

      WA.....KA.......KA.......KA........KA........KA........KA

  • @cbw8761
    @cbw8761 4 роки тому +3

    I’m crying because of the ‘taid lol 😂

  • @matthewdarcy6859
    @matthewdarcy6859 3 роки тому +3

    Ben has a beautiful laugh Tim. The one thing you are consistently wrong about

  • @greekphraek8097
    @greekphraek8097 Рік тому +2

    Probably my favorite eaopode.

  • @stephanieb663
    @stephanieb663 3 роки тому +6

    we love your laugh Ben!!!

  • @drgonzo1971
    @drgonzo1971 5 років тому +3

    6:48 - it's sad to put truffles on a fucking pizza

  • @restinbones2057
    @restinbones2057 5 років тому +3

    Just got to the part where you said you went to LICR. I was there twice. On the Tuesday night meetings they held there for outside people to come share, I saw Rich Vos.

  • @aprilrobynh
    @aprilrobynh 5 років тому +4

    Powerful Tim Dillon! Funny story teller

  • @marionoyahr6077
    @marionoyahr6077 Рік тому +5

    Re-listening to the old episodes to hear Ben’s laugh 😢

  • @coluccifresh
    @coluccifresh 6 місяців тому +1

    10th time listening to this episode

  • @bott3849
    @bott3849 5 років тому +4

    I used to get weed from a pizza shop.

  • @MrGRuby
    @MrGRuby 5 років тому +2

    Oh Fuck Yeah,
    Can't wait to contribute to and enjoy your expanded content.

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 3 роки тому +2

    Triple stack blue dolphins baby!

  • @mindgames9614
    @mindgames9614 5 років тому +3

    what subreddit is he talking about in this podcast?

  • @fightvale57
    @fightvale57 5 років тому +3

    I live in Los Angeles. people do drugs from a young age

    • @fightvale57
      @fightvale57 5 років тому

      @S H the fuck are you talking about? I mentioned Los angeles because it's where I live. It's not my fault that makes you feel inferior.

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому +4

      Life in tha big city, huh?

  • @samking3875
    @samking3875 3 роки тому +1

    hahahahahahaha...Mitsubishi's, Calvin Klein Logos, Apple logo hahahah the good old days ay

  • @realestofthereal-mc7sr
    @realestofthereal-mc7sr Рік тому +1

    I looked up Cactus Jack Daniels and he really did exist lol

    • @Tubs737
      @Tubs737 3 місяці тому

      And he really is dead as of 2017

  • @stuartporteous7762
    @stuartporteous7762 5 років тому +3

    I'm really excited for what's to come

  • @c0r4y
    @c0r4y 4 роки тому +3

    amazing

  • @jaybee6477
    @jaybee6477 3 роки тому +1

    It would be the funniest thing ever if he was pretending to be gay, idc either way, but it is totally something he would do, that would be art

  • @BurnoutBushido
    @BurnoutBushido 5 років тому +3

    My body is ready

  • @fearnoevil5445
    @fearnoevil5445 4 місяці тому

    Contrary to the majority of people's belief, Ben's laugh is funny in itself.

  • @ncjuppiter9595
    @ncjuppiter9595 3 роки тому +1

    That BBQ chicken pizza does sound really good. I love Open Pit. It’s just delicious. There’s something so addictive about it.

  • @lorrainenormanton9316
    @lorrainenormanton9316 4 роки тому +1

    I'm old , as this show off tims is ,so no one is going to read this comment. I Love listening to Tim rambling on , I did nothing like this as a kid never wanted too but another of the kids when I was young did and they all got over it.

  • @user-gr6vs1nu1n
    @user-gr6vs1nu1n Рік тому +1

    Hello boyyysssszzzzz!

  • @jacobhatcher1223
    @jacobhatcher1223 2 місяці тому

    Ah yes, my favorite Tekken character: Doingk.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 роки тому +2

    Whats the intro music for these????

  • @D.H46
    @D.H46 Рік тому +1

    I miss tim

  • @MOTM1234
    @MOTM1234 3 роки тому +9

    Ben’s laugh makes me laugh. I’m here for it

    • @daysjours
      @daysjours 3 роки тому

      He best better be getting 1/2 the revenue -- Ben rules!

  • @شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر
    @شَريفمُحَمَّد-م7ر 3 роки тому +1

    "what are you guys fuckin eachother" LMAOOO

  • @Giovanni-nj1xo
    @Giovanni-nj1xo 3 роки тому +1

    The Gambino family has the most power of any of the old families from what I’ve learned.

  • @zachw4276
    @zachw4276 3 роки тому +2

    The best episode

  • @grantguillemette813
    @grantguillemette813 3 роки тому +1

    Fucking insane podcast, doing coke with a great pregnant women 😂

  • @isaiahwestrick3309
    @isaiahwestrick3309 Рік тому +1

    “Boyyyys listen”

  • @joserecio1112
    @joserecio1112 3 роки тому +2

    Tim Dillon is so ducking funny

  • @savannahfisher7313
    @savannahfisher7313 6 місяців тому +1

    I love Bennie’s laugh!!!😂

  • @dankoni
    @dankoni 5 років тому +2

    perfect timing, timmy 🚫🧢

  • @vinnythornton2930
    @vinnythornton2930 2 роки тому +1

    It's 2022, and this guy is adored