It's more complicated than that, though. Many humanoids are acutely aware of this shortcoming, and intriguingly have taken to fabricating artificial exoskeletons from a huge variety of both natural and synthetic materials in order to protect themselves from predators and rival humanoids when competing with them over resources and territory.
not quite the same thing, but i can't recall where exactly it was, but it was someone talking to a vampire about vampire weaknesses, and they were like 'so, staked through the heart, lethal, right?' and the vamp was like 'yeah, but that's basically true of everything else, as well...'
I like survival mode but why the fuck do I have to use salt for every damn piece of food and why is salt so fucking scarce Like at least give every vendor like 10 salt piles to sell every time, but no you're lucky if they have more than one salt pile
@@imnothereforthefood7832 It makes no sense how some bandits hideouts have a lot of salt while actual shops have like 1 each...where the hell do they take it? Who is their dealer? I was so happy when I noticed vegetable soup doesn't need salt until I realized that's the only vegetable you can't grow yourself! So frustrating
"I let my blood which might as well be a bioweapon at this point seep into the floorboards" you can always count on challenge speed runs to have some glorious quotes
After the Run the argonian was sent to the nearest hospital in where he was quarantined and tested for every single disease known to man. unfortunately three days later he escaped his quarantine and is now being hunted down by every single faction.
@@Goremize Closest would be various temples, like the one in Whiterun. Don't remember which of the Aedric gods that one was dedicated to but it did treat the wounded and sick.
Re: double Rockjoint: There are actually near-identical duplicates of each "normal" disease (that is, everything but Sanguinare V.): one that is applied by creatures, and one that is applied by traps. The Redwater spring probably gave you the trap-applied variants, which meant the wolves were still able to infect you with creature-applied Rockjoint! The effects are identical and stack; AFAIK the only substantive difference is the chance that they are applied, so that not every (e.g.) wolf bite inflicts Rockjoint, whereas the trap-applied diseases actually work reliably when they are called by script. (I am not certain about this last point - would have to check the game data again to be sure.)
Now that's some gourmet spaghetti code we've come to expect from Bethesda. It's especially weird since I'm pretty sure you can just infect yourself via a command, so implementing a trap that bypasses the checks and infects you directly with the normal version of the disease should be trivial.
Today I learned that Droops is a disease in Skyrim, and that vampires apparently aren't immune to it. It's definitely an oversight, but I like to imagine that the reason the blood pool doesn't give you droops is because vampires aren't immune to it, so the vampires make sure to prevent droops infected blood from entering the pool
@@hollowdan4603 The Dawnguard DLC came out first, though. The blood pool was present when Dragonborn was added. Edit: To clarify, I mean they could have just patched it in.
You know, I would think that with the "Become Ethereal" shout, you'd leave all your disease behind in a disgusting bio-mass clump thing, but I guess disease in skyrim goes down to your soul
If that were to happen, it would also necessarily follow that the same would happen to all of your equipment as well as food you hadn't fully digested, water you hadn't fully absorbed, bodily waste, and all the bacteria inside your body, including the gut bacteria that aid you with digestion.
There is actually a hoe (like the gardening tool) in oblivion you can get, in the mehrunes razor plugin, that has a 100% chance to give your enemy a random disease, and personally i would love to see a video where you try to beat oblivion with only the hoe, great video by the way
Reminds me of the scene in the simpsons where burns goes for a checkup and it's revealed that he has every known disease but he's still alive bc they're in equilibrium
i was reading a community post by Joov mentioning how a region locked Oblivion run in Skingrad would basically be 50% avoiding Glarthir. which got me thinking... if you choose the *correct* end to Glarthir's quest, he becomes hostile... so basically what im trying to ask is... Can you beat Oblivion while running from Glarthir?
Challendge idea! Can you beat Skyrim as a Cultist? Rules are that you need to pick ONE god to worship, it can be any god so long as its a god, and then you can only do things, use weapons or armor, that are appropriate for worshippers of the god you choose. So for example if you pick Stendarr then you have to use the items of a vigilant of stendarr and must hunt down daedra and other evil creatures or if you pick Mehrunes Dagon then you need to use Mythic Dawn robes and use fire spells and summon Dremora Lord and do chaotic things or if you pick Talos then you need to do the civil war questline for the Stormcloaks and kill all the thalmor soldiers. etc etc, this would be an interesting challendge
@@GMDTurbo Dude was MAGA(2013) before MAGA(2016). Gonna be honest, despite how good DJT's run in office was, Steven Armstrong made a strong case for his Presidential bid and I'd have voted for him.
Yea i don't often get diseses there as in vanilla 2011 skyrim i was a furry and later in modded skyrim im always a Vampire. With Loli Serana as a companion.
It would be cool if you suffer with disease for long enough you start to adapt to them and they begin to give you obtuse bonuses and you become some sort of plague spreader/worshiper like in Warhammer.
Skyrim's diseases are basically inconsequential. Instead you should try and beat Oblivion as a Vampire without feeding. Also copying one of my other suggestions in case it was missed: Can you play New Vegas as one of those Wild Wasteland Grandmas/Maud Muggers? Only use weapons that can be found at a kitchen, and whatever the Muggers are using. (Lead pipes, knives, switch blades, cleaver, rolling pin, tire iron? and whatever you want in some technicalities) Of course, trying your best to make a grandma character in the character creation is a must. (optional) Only use food to heal, because Grandma says no to drugs, and considers Stimpax to be one of them. Who knows what the past government put in 'em.
That'd be hell because I can't even PLAY Oblivion as a Vampire. I had Vincente bite me once, and then after the easiest contract became the most tedious and difficult thing on this planet, I said fuck black soul gems I'll just revert the space time continuum to before I ever contracted it in the first place. Being a Vampire in Skyrim is really fun, especially if you were turned by Harkon or Serana. But in Oblivion? Fuck. That. Fuck absolutely everything about that. No one will talk to me, people will attack me on sight, I take active damage during sunlight hours making fast travel the worst decision I could ever make, forcing me to dip and dive out of caves to wait for nighttime, and on top of that, getting cured is difficult as fuck thanks to how rare Black Soul Gems are. I get making the game more difficult, but that was easily the most unbearable and unfun experience of my life. The most fucked up part? Oblivion is my favourite TES game lol
He would have done the blood trick much less often if he cured his diseases, and then got droops *before* going back to the blood spring. That way he doesn't lose time on his his vamperism traveling to morrowind to find an ash hopper.
The moment you said "just as I'm about to leave whiterun, this happens" at 6:00 a god damn ad pops up for McDonald's. I'd like to imagine you planned that lol. The timing was too perfect for that not to have been intentional.
Having played this game as a werewolf or full vampire pretty much as early as you can I completely forgot that diseases were even a thing to worry about.
I got a good challenge “can you beat fallout 4 as a comic book nerd?” In the run you may only use gorgnak’s axe and the silver machine gun and wear gorgnak’s and the sliver shroud outfits, but the real part of the challenge is you can’t level up the only way you can get perks are from comic books (not magazines)
@@thestateofdelaware8057 what about a Captain Cosmos run, that would mean the alien ray gun is allowed, plus you must wear a space suit and pick up every Jangles the moon monkey related item. The space suit from the Captain Cosmos CC content would be the obvious choice, but a hazmat suit could be an alternative if no CC stuff is allowed for the run. (The space suit costume in nuka world is basically a reskin of the hazmat suit and looks like a space suit, so we can go with that)
When I saw the Vampires, I instantly thought of the 16th President in Skyrim. Well... I gotta ask the question: Can you beat Skyrim as Abraham Lincoln?
if i recall correctly, you can still get everything but droops as a werewolf if you use the blood pool in redwater, so being a werewolf and doing this challenge is almost possible
"humanoid creatures are known to have a weakness to being stabbed" is probably the best thing i ever heard. Glad i "discovered" you on my recommendations and left a follow a few hours ago.
Recommendation: Can you beat Fallout New Vegas as the "Hash Slinging Slasher" Rules: Can only use a Trench Coat and Eyeglasses as armor, must only use the Cleaver (Since there is no spatula)
Fun fact, the Silverhand will still spawn at the fort by dawnstar where they take the fragmented of Wuthrad, even if you’ve never talked to the companions. I know this because I wanted to play a vampire with dawnbreaker, but didn’t want to be constantly blowing Serana up with the turn undead effects of Dawnbreaker while doing the quests for dawgaurd.
My solution for no stealth archer: Staves, they don't use Magicka and only need to be recharged with soul gems. A bit hard to maintain, but would probably work wonders if you got something like the wabbajack or a powerful destruction staff
It's kinda funny how you chose Argonian and never contracted any diseases until you got to the red spring whereas I chose Argonian in my latest playthrough and I randomly contracted Bone Rot that got worse before I even made it to Whiterun
This is probably on par with playing on Legendary mode.......................so basically All diseases and on Legendary mode, we could call it Sadistic Mode How about this for a challenge, can you beat Skyrim with dual wielding pickaxes, just to let you know this is fun with the bleed damage that they can do with the axe perk
@@ultimatepunster5850 yeah, sadistic mode is actually really stupid for that. i don't know why they call it that, i actually don't know who "they" are because my group calls it "Nightmare Mode", Masochist Mode would definitely be a better name for it.
I remember when I first played Skyrim and coming across the den, I was confused as to why it was there but then I found the spring and a chalice and had no idea what to do with it until years later. That curiosity, along with overall enjoying the gameplay, kept me playing Skyrim and just finding random shit.
Im not sure if it was ever fixed but i remember a bug where argonian's natural disease resistance, paired with lycanthropy, actually gives you 150% disease resistance, which in turn causes your disease resistance to roll back over to 50%. so you can actually get lycanthropy, vampirism, and all the minor diseases as well
On legendary dificulty I got rockjoint 75% debuf after getting out of cave and completed the first quest quest for the jarl and defeated the dragon. I didnt knew I had it and thought it was part of the dificulty. I wish I saw your video first lol. So much information!! Well done!
@@shanepower9201 It's probably just based on the combination. You crouch far away from enemy, they can't see you. You shoot enemy, get stealth multiplier, they still can't see you because they're idiots who can't work out where an arrow came from
I played an argonian without even looking at the buffs (besides waterbreathing) and now im realizing why, every time I play as Aster instead of my Khajiit aphrodite, she feels practically immune to sickness in comparison to Aphro.
Skyrim guard: you dont look well friend Dragonborn:K-kiiiilllll...mmmmeeeee Side note, I wonder who gave you the idea for the sick run 😏 Also I have another Idea for a Run Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Vampire Rules:You can only wonder at night, you must do the Arafu(Probably misspelled) Quest and side with the Family, you must pick up the Canibal perk, you may only heal yourself by either consuming bloodpacks or Canibal perk, I highly recommend picking up Night person perk tho its not required S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats, I'll leave it up to you
In One of my verrry first Skyrim playthroughs, I did the fight with Uthgerd the Unbroken but accidentally hit her after the game decided the fight was over, and then I spent the next 5 minutes trying to run away/hide/get her to strike a guard or some other NPC to take her focus off me, however eventually she died. And that’s when I learned how to get a near-full set(w/o the helmet) of steel plate armor before level 5. Maaan was I disappointed when I eventually saw the steel plate helmet. I preferred the two unique imperial helmets that you can find on the one imperial lady if you follow Ralof at Helgen and are attacked by 3 imperial soldiers. The other is at the verrrrry end of the trading company warehouse outside Solitude. The only downside is those helmets are a slightly lighter color of grey, so if you looked for more than a few seconds you could tell it’s not a matching set:,(
Thank god that diseases got simplified though. Diseases in Daggerfall were outright designed to softlock your game if you weren't a mage, or didn't have a cure disease potion stored up.
The premise for this run reminded me of what would have been a cool artifact for Peryite (you know, instead of the shield he stole from the Dwarves). What if he gave a weapon, like a dagger or something, that would inflict a target with a random disease on hit, essentially becoming a crazy debuff tool? A lot of these diseases can be rather crippling, so why not let the player use them to their advantage?
Just one of those people "No, I'm not sick, I never get sick, I'm fine. Just a little cough from the humidity, and I was probably stung in my sleep by wasps which gave me boils and blisters. I don't need a doctor."
Did you know: if you bring two witch heads to the end of the companions quest line, you can cure your own lycanthropy right after you cure kodlak’s. Same exact method
As a challenge idea, you should honor the greatest movie to ever be created Morbius by seeing if you can beat fallout 4 as a vampire The requirements are A. You can only use melee weapons. B. You can only heal using either the cannibal perk or blood packs. C. You are only able to walk outside at night. As for the outfit, I’m not too sure, so I’ll let you decide.
After all the challenge videos of yours I've watched, I have to say that mug flip was the most impressive thing you've done so far!! I've been trying to do the mug flip every so often (when I remember to try) and I've yet to do it.
I lost my shit when I realized that stealth archery is completely unaffected by any disease. Laughed nonstop for about 5 minutes. It's like they're mocking you if you don't go with that build
You and mitten squad are just the perfect comfort UA-camrs. He’s on a hiatus because he’s sick, so it’s your videos rn and man you are so much fun to watch
Watching this on my birthday while being sick gives this video extra meaning. Try this experiment with Survival Mode installed and on legendary difficulty. I wonder how long any character would last then as diseases now get worse over time until cured.
Gotta love contracting vampirism. I somehow became a vampire in one of my files even though I was already a werewolf. So you can imagine how strange it was when I had the ability to shapeshift into a werewolf, or a vampire.
There’s one disease you missed that d comes with anniversary edition, and that’s having the crusaders relics disease from wearing the crusader armor from four skull lookout. (You need to have a lot of infamy for it to trigger I think)
Great video, your dialogue is incredibly funny and fun to listen to! Also, unironically, Armstrong charging the screen gave me an unexpected jump. I never know when to expect that omelette chef
Isn't lycanthropy a disease though? Maybe if you exploited an enchanting glitch to make a resist disease necklace with resistance that overflows into the negatives, you could have lycanthropy and diseases? Or you could use the the Ring of Hircine to keep the ability after being cured?
That wouldn't work. Becoming a werewolf would unequip the hypothetical overflow amulet regardless, and then just cure the diseases. Also using the Ring of Hircine would just be getting the benefits of lycanthropy without any actual disease and be irrelevant to the challenge.
No because it's a gift from hircine. It also depends on how it's contracted to constitute as disease or bless. Doing ritual to become lycanthropic is a form of blessing. If on other hand you run into a werecreature and get infected against will then it's technically disease but still moot as many (myself included) see it as a gift from Hircine.
I have an idea: Can you beat Skyrim with only a Woodcutters Axe? You can only use a Woodcutters axe (obviously) You cannot enchant the axe, however you are allowed to upgrade it You cannot use the fortify restoration glitch to make it an ungodly weapon of mass destruction I really hope you see this, since I haven't seen anybody else do this challenge before.
Do diseases which lower something like 2-handed damage also lower the experience gain? If not you could consider this a buff to your growth rates and actually makes some diseases beneficial to the player.
@@vincentburlingame8646 no, experience is based on weapon base damage, not affected by modifiers such as tempering, crits, skills, or diseases. A fully tempered weapon will make training take forever, a diseased charecter will train faster
Can you make Ringo not be attacked by anyone and not attack anyone using console commands? If so, then can you beat Fallout New Vegas while being chased by Malcolm Holmes, Private Kawolski, Fisto and Ringo?
9:32 When I first fought this one I was doing exactly that with the bow, but then when I was disarmed the bow just disappeared looked around the entire room after I killed him and couldn’t find it, so not only do you want some back up bows, you might lose good ones if you use them Edit: If I had to guess it somehow got either stuck in a wall or went through it
I did a build similar to this once. I just made a BAT file that would remove Sanguine Vampiris whenever I got it. Once I had all the diseases, I used enchanting to make resist disease gear.
"Humanoid creatures are known for having a weakness to being stabbed." I really hope someone makes that a loadingscreen tip one day.
Mod makers, do your magic!
I think there's a mod named "Funny loading screen" or something like that, you could probably send him a suggestion if there isn't a similar on
Sarcastic dragons snarky loading screens
Pretty sure a similar quote is somewhere in there
It's more complicated than that, though. Many humanoids are acutely aware of this shortcoming, and intriguingly have taken to fabricating artificial exoskeletons from a huge variety of both natural and synthetic materials in order to protect themselves from predators and rival humanoids when competing with them over resources and territory.
not quite the same thing, but i can't recall where exactly it was, but it was someone talking to a vampire about vampire weaknesses, and they were like 'so, staked through the heart, lethal, right?' and the vamp was like 'yeah, but that's basically true of everything else, as well...'
In Survival mode, the diseases are even worse. Among other things, you have no magicka/stamina regen at all.
This. I got severe rockjoint and had my damage crippled.
Current Objective: Survive.
I like survival mode but why the fuck do I have to use salt for every damn piece of food and why is salt so fucking scarce
Like at least give every vendor like 10 salt piles to sell every time, but no you're lucky if they have more than one salt pile
@@imnothereforthefood7832 It makes no sense how some bandits hideouts have a lot of salt while actual shops have like 1 each...where the hell do they take it? Who is their dealer? I was so happy when I noticed vegetable soup doesn't need salt until I realized that's the only vegetable you can't grow yourself! So frustrating
@@tiio6883 dude for real and even then, an entire barrel for like 4 piles of salt? Madness
Imagine a disease riddled Argonian walking into the companions and asking "Yall got any silver weapons? I'm gonna need one soon..."
Sounds like something a stormcloak would say 🤔
Grandfather Nurgle would be happy
"Y'all got anymore of them Silver weapons?" Brother has the shakes, rattles AND rolls. XD
"I let my blood which might as well be a bioweapon at this point seep into the floorboards"
you can always count on challenge speed runs to have some glorious quotes
After the Run the argonian was sent to the nearest hospital in where he was quarantined and tested for every single disease known to man.
unfortunately three days later he escaped his quarantine and is now being hunted down by every single faction.
He’s like Mr. Burns.
He'd be the perfect follower for Peryite.
They live in a world where a single potion removes every disease known to them, I highly doubt hospitals is needed though ;D
@@Goremize Closest would be various temples, like the one in Whiterun. Don't remember which of the Aedric gods that one was dedicated to but it did treat the wounded and sick.
@@Techhunter_Talon Kynareth?
Re: double Rockjoint:
There are actually near-identical duplicates of each "normal" disease (that is, everything but Sanguinare V.): one that is applied by creatures, and one that is applied by traps. The Redwater spring probably gave you the trap-applied variants, which meant the wolves were still able to infect you with creature-applied Rockjoint!
The effects are identical and stack; AFAIK the only substantive difference is the chance that they are applied, so that not every (e.g.) wolf bite inflicts Rockjoint, whereas the trap-applied diseases actually work reliably when they are called by script. (I am not certain about this last point - would have to check the game data again to be sure.)
Time for a run with double diseases.
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Now that's some gourmet spaghetti code we've come to expect from Bethesda. It's especially weird since I'm pretty sure you can just infect yourself via a command, so implementing a trap that bypasses the checks and infects you directly with the normal version of the disease should be trivial.
@@DeuxisWasTaken it just works!
@@WhiskeredBike20 ?
Today I learned that Droops is a disease in Skyrim, and that vampires apparently aren't immune to it.
It's definitely an oversight, but I like to imagine that the reason the blood pool doesn't give you droops is because vampires aren't immune to it, so the vampires make sure to prevent droops infected blood from entering the pool
I'm pretty sure the unofficial patch fixes that oversight
IRL explanation: Droops was added by the Dragonborn DLC therefore absent from the game when the blood pool was made as part of the Dawnguard DLC.
@@hollowdan4603 right, obviously, but we roleplayin here homie
Droops is in Morrowind
@@hollowdan4603 The Dawnguard DLC came out first, though. The blood pool was present when Dragonborn was added.
Edit: To clarify, I mean they could have just patched it in.
DLC characters arrive and immediately form a queue, love it.
You know, I would think that with the "Become Ethereal" shout, you'd leave all your disease behind in a disgusting bio-mass clump thing, but I guess disease in skyrim goes down to your soul
That's actually true within the lore of Elder Scrolls... in the case of Vampirism and Lycanthropy, at the very least.
That should happen for the character's weapons and gear too but it doesn't go that realistic lol
I'd assume becoming ethereal just shunts you into a different dimension until you come back.
@@yaylife171 It's magic, it can work in any way it wants without much in the terms of explanation.
If that were to happen, it would also necessarily follow that the same would happen to all of your equipment as well as food you hadn't fully digested, water you hadn't fully absorbed, bodily waste, and all the bacteria inside your body, including the gut bacteria that aid you with digestion.
There is actually a hoe (like the gardening tool) in oblivion you can get, in the mehrunes razor plugin, that has a 100% chance to give your enemy a random disease, and personally i would love to see a video where you try to beat oblivion with only the hoe, great video by the way
What a dirty hoe...
Hehe, it's a great meme weapon.
Im sure manyof us adventurers have had to deal with a disease spreading hoe before.
Yeah i beat skyrim as a hoe too...wait wrong hoe
Yes!
The line "preventing the horde from dining on my liz-innards" is amazing.
I'm not gonna lie. That senator Armstrong bit actually made me jump a little.
Don't feel bad. I almost dropped my phone because of it.
Thankfully I wasn't the only one. I nearly shit myself.
I had to go back and watch it 10 times.
Timestamp?
@@danieltukua4527 16:35
I apparently beat the entire game with Rockjoint. Never realized I had picked it up from the Wolf on the path to Bleakfalls Barrow.
Lmao, you didn't question all the townsfolk asking if you felt sick?
@@PootisPenserPow i just thought they being passive aggressive by indirectly calling me "sick-looking"
You never used a shrine?
The most godless man on Tamriel.
Ultimate solution to not getting sick, just have every sickness
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Bigbrain Skala IQ 10000
@@Lukas-fq9lp thank you
and worship Peryite
Reminds me of the scene in the simpsons where burns goes for a checkup and it's revealed that he has every known disease but he's still alive bc they're in equilibrium
i was reading a community post by Joov mentioning how a region locked Oblivion run in Skingrad would basically be 50% avoiding Glarthir.
which got me thinking... if you choose the *correct* end to Glarthir's quest, he becomes hostile... so basically what im trying to ask is...
Can you beat Oblivion while running from Glarthir?
Challendge idea! Can you beat Skyrim as a Cultist?
Rules are that you need to pick ONE god to worship, it can be any god so long as its a god, and then you can only do things, use weapons or armor, that are appropriate for worshippers of the god you choose.
So for example if you pick Stendarr then you have to use the items of a vigilant of stendarr and must hunt down daedra and other evil creatures or if you pick Mehrunes Dagon then you need to use Mythic Dawn robes and use fire spells and summon Dremora Lord and do chaotic things or if you pick Talos then you need to do the civil war questline for the Stormcloaks and kill all the thalmor soldiers. etc etc, this would be an interesting challendge
That's pretty cool tbh
Or if you want it to be easier you can make it so you can only use cultists items in general
I'd argue that Talos could be run as an Imperial playthrough considering the whole, "Founding the Empire" thing
I think for Talos it'd be more fun to kill every (non-essential) elf in the game
it'd certainly take a long time though
@@lordinquisitorsec7532 but the storm cloaks worship Talos
@@onemansvoice9132 So do a fair few imperials, they just have to keep it quite.
Making the mother of all challenges here Jack, can't fret over every disease!
Not when your purging the weak right?
Senator Armstrong is literally the best villain ever created.
@@GMDTurbo Dude was MAGA(2013) before MAGA(2016). Gonna be honest, despite how good DJT's run in office was, Steven Armstrong made a strong case for his Presidential bid and I'd have voted for him.
@@Maniacman2030Then you missed the point of the character.
@@Malkontent1003 Shut up "media literacy" redditor.
Never fully realized how trivial disease is in Skyrim, but it is still a neat mechanic.
Yea i don't often get diseses there as in vanilla 2011 skyrim i was a furry and later in modded skyrim im always a Vampire. With Loli Serana as a companion.
As pretty much anything in Skyrim, actually
@@xxXXRAPXXxx what the fu-
Say that in Survival Mode. That shit can be debilitating.
Well, either that or I'm just bad at the game.
Both are equally as valid.
@@ultimatepunster5850 no no. They're very very bad in survival your not just bad.
It would be cool if you suffer with disease for long enough you start to adapt to them and they begin to give you obtuse bonuses and you become some sort of plague spreader/worshiper like in Warhammer.
Mod for that actually.
Adds buffs to the diseases as well as reworking the debuffs.
like when you get cancer and it turns into spider powers?
Sadly it was Bethesda that made the game
That could be an aspect of Peryite worship if the daedric questlines actually meant anything
Skyrim's diseases are basically inconsequential. Instead you should try and beat Oblivion as a Vampire without feeding.
Also copying one of my other suggestions in case it was missed:
Can you play New Vegas as one of those Wild Wasteland Grandmas/Maud Muggers?
Only use weapons that can be found at a kitchen, and whatever the Muggers are using. (Lead pipes, knives, switch blades, cleaver, rolling pin, tire iron? and whatever you want in some technicalities)
Of course, trying your best to make a grandma character in the character creation is a must.
(optional) Only use food to heal, because Grandma says no to drugs, and considers Stimpax to be one of them. Who knows what the past government put in 'em.
Yeah, how about he tries to beat Daggerfall with any disease?
That'd be hell because I can't even PLAY Oblivion as a Vampire. I had Vincente bite me once, and then after the easiest contract became the most tedious and difficult thing on this planet, I said fuck black soul gems I'll just revert the space time continuum to before I ever contracted it in the first place.
Being a Vampire in Skyrim is really fun, especially if you were turned by Harkon or Serana. But in Oblivion? Fuck. That. Fuck absolutely everything about that. No one will talk to me, people will attack me on sight, I take active damage during sunlight hours making fast travel the worst decision I could ever make, forcing me to dip and dive out of caves to wait for nighttime, and on top of that, getting cured is difficult as fuck thanks to how rare Black Soul Gems are.
I get making the game more difficult, but that was easily the most unbearable and unfun experience of my life. The most fucked up part? Oblivion is my favourite TES game lol
Does cannibalism count as food?
@@thatrandomcrit5823 isn't it impossible?
They get more painful on survival
He would have done the blood trick much less often if he cured his diseases, and then got droops *before* going back to the blood spring. That way he doesn't lose time on his his vamperism traveling to morrowind to find an ash hopper.
The moment you said "just as I'm about to leave whiterun, this happens" at 6:00 a god damn ad pops up for McDonald's. I'd like to imagine you planned that lol. The timing was too perfect for that not to have been intentional.
Having played this game as a werewolf or full vampire pretty much as early as you can I completely forgot that diseases were even a thing to worry about.
Fr when I started a new save as an Argonian I forgot what diseases were until I got bit by a sleeve saw rockjoint and was like "wtf is thi-oh yeh"
I got a good challenge “can you beat fallout 4 as a comic book nerd?” In the run you may only use gorgnak’s axe and the silver machine gun and wear gorgnak’s and the sliver shroud outfits, but the real part of the challenge is you can’t level up the only way you can get perks are from comic books (not magazines)
Can you use the alien gun though? Would that be allowed?
@@baseballjustin5 hmmmm I don’t think so, none of the hero’s that you can dress up as don’t have an alien ray gun
@@thestateofdelaware8057 what about a Captain Cosmos run, that would mean the alien ray gun is allowed, plus you must wear a space suit and pick up every Jangles the moon monkey related item.
The space suit from the Captain Cosmos CC content would be the obvious choice, but a hazmat suit could be an alternative if no CC stuff is allowed for the run. (The space suit costume in nuka world is basically a reskin of the hazmat suit and looks like a space suit, so we can go with that)
Fun fact, the triple DLC assault is more common then you think, it has happened to me on more than one occasion
Suggestion for next Skyrim run
Beating Skyrim by only healing with cheese, because why not?
and only using the Wabbajack
Uncle sheo would be proud
Wallace Challenge
Random thought: the mod Wintersun lets you pick a religion, if you worship peryite this is a valid way to play.
When I saw the Vampires, I instantly thought of the 16th President in Skyrim. Well... I gotta ask the question: Can you beat Skyrim as Abraham Lincoln?
I'm so happy with how this aged
@@remr4598 ikr?
You predicted the future you brilliant man
“4 Dragons and the Pope”
Ugh God bless Nerbit that had me rolling
if i recall correctly, you can still get everything but droops as a werewolf if you use the blood pool in redwater, so being a werewolf and doing this challenge is almost possible
Literally crashed UA-cam when I tried to watch it.
Thanks Todd Howard
17:20 *Top 10 Rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss*
"humanoid creatures are known to have a weakness to being stabbed" is probably the best thing i ever heard.
Glad i "discovered" you on my recommendations and left a follow a few hours ago.
Recommendation: Can you beat Fallout New Vegas as the "Hash Slinging Slasher"
Rules: Can only use a Trench Coat and Eyeglasses as armor, must only use the Cleaver (Since there is no spatula)
The sash-bringing...? ringing...?
Trash…singing?
Fun fact, the Silverhand will still spawn at the fort by dawnstar where they take the fragmented of Wuthrad, even if you’ve never talked to the companions. I know this because I wanted to play a vampire with dawnbreaker, but didn’t want to be constantly blowing Serana up with the turn undead effects of Dawnbreaker while doing the quests for dawgaurd.
I prefer to constantly remind her she's not wanted when she imposes herself during the dawnguard quests.
My solution for no stealth archer:
Staves, they don't use Magicka and only need to be recharged with soul gems.
A bit hard to maintain, but would probably work wonders if you got something like the wabbajack or a powerful destruction staff
It's kinda funny how you chose Argonian and never contracted any diseases until you got to the red spring whereas I chose Argonian in my latest playthrough and I randomly contracted Bone Rot that got worse before I even made it to Whiterun
And argonians have a 50% disease resistance.
Maybe all of the diseases will fight each other and be too busy to affect Nerbit 🧐
Mr. Burns: So you're saying I'm... invincible?
This just in typhoid Mary is in your area. Please consult your local healer immediately to receive a bag of cure disease potions.
The diseases that lower your melee dmg look actually great for leveling
3:12 "My Lizzinards".
Peak comedy, here.
This is probably on par with playing on Legendary mode.......................so basically All diseases and on Legendary mode, we could call it Sadistic Mode
How about this for a challenge, can you beat Skyrim with dual wielding pickaxes, just to let you know this is fun with the bleed damage that they can do with the axe perk
Better;
Survival Mode, all diseases, Legendary.
@@ultimatepunster5850 oh god Sadistic Mode at the maximum
@@rockowlgamer631 More like Masochist Mode
@@ultimatepunster5850 yeah, sadistic mode is actually really stupid for that. i don't know why they call it that, i actually don't know who "they" are because my group calls it "Nightmare Mode", Masochist Mode would definitely be a better name for it.
If they can be enchanted that sounds like a cakewalk.
lol all 3 dlcs arriving at once thats like Trumans show
I remember when I first played Skyrim and coming across the den, I was confused as to why it was there but then I found the spring and a chalice and had no idea what to do with it until years later. That curiosity, along with overall enjoying the gameplay, kept me playing Skyrim and just finding random shit.
Im not sure if it was ever fixed but i remember a bug where argonian's natural disease resistance, paired with lycanthropy, actually gives you 150% disease resistance, which in turn causes your disease resistance to roll back over to 50%. so you can actually get lycanthropy, vampirism, and all the minor diseases as well
On legendary dificulty I got rockjoint 75% debuf after getting out of cave and completed the first quest quest for the jarl and defeated the dragon. I didnt knew I had it and thought it was part of the dificulty. I wish I saw your video first lol. So much information!! Well done!
Goddamn it! Stealth Archer builds aren't effected even if you're a walking bag of diseases!? AGGHH
All roads lead to Stealth Archer
They were definitely overcompinsating for archery being terrible in oblivion haha
@@shanepower9201 It's probably just based on the combination. You crouch far away from enemy, they can't see you. You shoot enemy, get stealth multiplier, they still can't see you because they're idiots who can't work out where an arrow came from
I played an argonian without even looking at the buffs (besides waterbreathing) and now im realizing why, every time I play as Aster instead of my Khajiit aphrodite, she feels practically immune to sickness in comparison to Aphro.
Skyrim guard: you dont look well friend
Dragonborn:K-kiiiilllll...mmmmeeeee
Side note, I wonder who gave you the idea for the sick run 😏
Also I have another Idea for a Run
Can you beat Fallout 3 as a Vampire
Rules:You can only wonder at night, you must do the Arafu(Probably misspelled) Quest and side with the Family, you must pick up the Canibal perk, you may only heal yourself by either consuming bloodpacks or Canibal perk, I highly recommend picking up Night person perk tho its not required
S.P.E.C.I.A.L stats,
I'll leave it up to you
Seems like a unique idea. I second this motion.
Morb
This was posted on my birthday thank you for the video
In One of my verrry first Skyrim playthroughs, I did the fight with Uthgerd the Unbroken but accidentally hit her after the game decided the fight was over, and then I spent the next 5 minutes trying to run away/hide/get her to strike a guard or some other NPC to take her focus off me, however eventually she died. And that’s when I learned how to get a near-full set(w/o the helmet) of steel plate armor before level 5.
Maaan was I disappointed when I eventually saw the steel plate helmet. I preferred the two unique imperial helmets that you can find on the one imperial lady if you follow Ralof at Helgen and are attacked by 3 imperial soldiers. The other is at the verrrrry end of the trading company warehouse outside Solitude. The only downside is those helmets are a slightly lighter color of grey, so if you looked for more than a few seconds you could tell it’s not a matching set:,(
I would have just removed Sanguinare Vampiris and called it a day, but you really went the extra mile. Good on you, Nerbit.
Well this is unique...I like it!
Hope you are well man.
Thank god that diseases got simplified though. Diseases in Daggerfall were outright designed to softlock your game if you weren't a mage, or didn't have a cure disease potion stored up.
After the first time it became the "catch corprus speedrun" because fuck that shit
So basically you're a champion of Peryite?
3:30 "You have contracted Brain Rot" Man, they even got Tik Tok in Skyrim
The premise for this run reminded me of what would have been a cool artifact for Peryite (you know, instead of the shield he stole from the Dwarves). What if he gave a weapon, like a dagger or something, that would inflict a target with a random disease on hit, essentially becoming a crazy debuff tool? A lot of these diseases can be rather crippling, so why not let the player use them to their advantage?
Like the *Diseased Hoe* from Oblivion?
6:01 "And just as I'm about to leave for Whiterun, this happens:" _hard cut to ad_
Brilliant work as always, sir. 😂
This is what it feels to be old after getting COVID-19.
1:16 However, there's a layer of humor here with the idea of an Argonian, of all of races, contracting just about every disease known in Tamriel.
Just one of those people "No, I'm not sick, I never get sick, I'm fine. Just a little cough from the humidity, and I was probably stung in my sleep by wasps which gave me boils and blisters. I don't need a doctor."
Did you know: if you bring two witch heads to the end of the companions quest line, you can cure your own lycanthropy right after you cure kodlak’s. Same exact method
Do a couple jobs for Farkas and Vilkas and they ask to be cured too. Aela is happy as a hircine worshipper though.
Tsun is usually far more difficult than the Second Alduin fight
I am honestly suprised you didn't just get the vampire disease last and speedrun to the end before the final vampire transformation began.
I think this was my first Nerbit video. Glad it got me into the rest of your content
" Sorry, but you have the ancient curse. Herpes."
How tf did you get that anti lgbt flag
@@SirGarthur 🏳️🌈⃠ here copy and paste
Sorry, you have the ancient curse; edgelord-ism
@@nickthompson1812 no just homophobia
As a challenge idea, you should honor the greatest movie to ever be created Morbius by seeing if you can beat fallout 4 as a vampire
The requirements are
A. You can only use melee weapons.
B. You can only heal using either the cannibal perk or blood packs.
C. You are only able to walk outside at night.
As for the outfit, I’m not too sure, so I’ll let you decide.
It's Morbin' Time!
There's a mod for that. It was abandoned though.
Can you beat Skyrim with only armor, weapons and jewellery that you crafted and mined yourself?
Tbh this challenge sounds rather easy
After all the challenge videos of yours I've watched, I have to say that mug flip was the most impressive thing you've done so far!! I've been trying to do the mug flip every so often (when I remember to try) and I've yet to do it.
I lost my shit when I realized that stealth archery is completely unaffected by any disease. Laughed nonstop for about 5 minutes.
It's like they're mocking you if you don't go with that build
I think you can also just eat a hawk feather to cure diseases, so you could’ve just gone Saint Jiub on the local hawk population
*Peryite Liked That*
You and mitten squad are just the perfect comfort UA-camrs. He’s on a hiatus because he’s sick, so it’s your videos rn and man you are so much fun to watch
rest in peace mitten squad :(
0:22 nah, that doesn't help.
in skyrim it does
Watching this on my birthday while being sick gives this video extra meaning.
Try this experiment with Survival Mode installed and on legendary difficulty. I wonder how long any character would last then as diseases now get worse over time until cured.
Beating Skyrim while blessed by Papa Nurgle? How interesting, I certainly hope the Inquisition doesn't find out.
Great now there’s a recombinant strain of Rockjoint out there.
Now do all this on Survival Mode and see how well you get through this
Leperborn! Fus Ro D-**starts coughing up blood**
I`d love to see you do a run using only creation club stuff on Legendary with survival mode on. Would it be a easy run or a incredibly difficult task?
This was an amazing video. So happy to see people still trying to come up with new things to do in Skyrim.
can you beat skyrim as the litch king?
Ah, the Champion of Peryite build.
This happened to my son Crump.
Gotta love contracting vampirism. I somehow became a vampire in one of my files even though I was already a werewolf. So you can imagine how strange it was when I had the ability to shapeshift into a werewolf, or a vampire.
There’s one disease you missed that d comes with anniversary edition, and that’s having the crusaders relics disease from wearing the crusader armor from four skull lookout. (You need to have a lot of infamy for it to trigger I think)
that is literally a mod that is not part of any official dlc or the base game.
@@TrainHardnett it comes with the anniversary edition
@@onemansvoice9132 yes but those were add-ons you had to pay for originally
@@FatalHog that is what a dlc is
@@onemansvoice9132 It's Creation Club stuff. Basically just a community made mod that Bethesda said it was ok to monetize.
Great video, your dialogue is incredibly funny and fun to listen to! Also, unironically, Armstrong charging the screen gave me an unexpected jump. I never know when to expect that omelette chef
Isn't lycanthropy a disease though? Maybe if you exploited an enchanting glitch to make a resist disease necklace with resistance that overflows into the negatives, you could have lycanthropy and diseases? Or you could use the the Ring of Hircine to keep the ability after being cured?
That wouldn't work. Becoming a werewolf would unequip the hypothetical overflow amulet regardless, and then just cure the diseases. Also using the Ring of Hircine would just be getting the benefits of lycanthropy without any actual disease and be irrelevant to the challenge.
No because it's a gift from hircine. It also depends on how it's contracted to constitute as disease or bless. Doing ritual to become lycanthropic is a form of blessing. If on other hand you run into a werecreature and get infected against will then it's technically disease but still moot as many (myself included) see it as a gift from Hircine.
TLDW: can you beat the game as a level 10 stealth archer? yes... yes you can.
I have an idea: Can you beat Skyrim with only a Woodcutters Axe?
You can only use a Woodcutters axe (obviously)
You cannot enchant the axe, however you are allowed to upgrade it
You cannot use the fortify restoration glitch to make it an ungodly weapon of mass destruction
I really hope you see this, since I haven't seen anybody else do this challenge before.
He ended up trying that in the Skyrim Lincoln run, and it turns out the Woodcutter's Axe can't be upgraded...unfortunately.
"I return the stone and this happens" ad immediately plays. Gotta say, It was good timing
Do diseases which lower something like 2-handed damage also lower the experience gain?
If not you could consider this a buff to your growth rates and actually makes some diseases beneficial to the player.
Yes, since xp gain is tied to damage
So, Pokerus.
@@vincentburlingame8646 no, experience is based on weapon base damage, not affected by modifiers such as tempering, crits, skills, or diseases. A fully tempered weapon will make training take forever, a diseased charecter will train faster
@@gamesandglory1648 oh okay
7:33 “I’m able to stand right in front of him and take his blows while I go full Lincoln on his ass” wow Nerbit, just wow🤣😂
Can you make Ringo not be attacked by anyone and not attack anyone using console commands? If so, then can you beat Fallout New Vegas while being chased by Malcolm Holmes, Private Kawolski, Fisto and Ringo?
I think he mentioned once that he tried doing a ringo run but that the dumbass can’t help but get himself killed making it near impossible
The world had blessed us up with a Nerbit upload
9:32 When I first fought this one I was doing exactly that with the bow, but then when I was disarmed the bow just disappeared looked around the entire room after I killed him and couldn’t find it, so not only do you want some back up bows, you might lose good ones if you use them
Edit: If I had to guess it somehow got either stuck in a wall or went through it
Lord Peryite would be pleased to see this.
So if you don’t get rid of the illnesses, you’ll get the vampire disease and become a vampire within 3 days
Pretty much
I did a build similar to this once. I just made a BAT file that would remove Sanguine Vampiris whenever I got it. Once I had all the diseases, I used enchanting to make resist disease gear.
Peryite will be most pleased.
I imagine that his blood is green and boiling like some kind of Nurgle chicken noodle soup