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  • @scifistories1977
    @scifistories1977  4 місяці тому +7

    The "Human Altered" Playlist! - All the Human Altered Universe stories in one Place:
    ua-cam.com/play/PLkBGMBYRr0mENqJw6KkmMa2WNeJvvHZhy.html

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 4 місяці тому +1

      Clearly the author has served… or was very well informed by someone who has.

  • @OpheliaDarling2814
    @OpheliaDarling2814 4 місяці тому +35

    "He farted as the memory took him back." That caught me off guard right away. Had to go back to make sure I heard it right.

    • @panospanos8256
      @panospanos8256 4 місяці тому +2

      Το ακουσες

    • @thaphreak
      @thaphreak 4 місяці тому +3

      ahhh... the smell of nostalgia

  • @TheMajestrix
    @TheMajestrix 4 місяці тому +48

    "Not handwashed, then." I screamed!

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 4 місяці тому +5

      Ya
      Last i checked, 3 star general still Just Hand wash only.

    • @9LiveEmpire
      @9LiveEmpire 4 місяці тому +10

      "so, he was either important or hand wash only"
      aah *hhhiiittt i really didn't expected that one, been some time since a laugh like that hit me X3

    • @mikeloeven
      @mikeloeven 4 місяці тому +1

      @@CDWCAULDRON You idiot 3 star generals are dry clean only you'll shrink him !!!

    • @mikeloeven
      @mikeloeven 4 місяці тому +7

      @@CDWCAULDRON Stop! Generals are dry clean only you'll shrink him !!!

    • @CDWCAULDRON
      @CDWCAULDRON 4 місяці тому +3

      @@mikeloeven that Enplanes Walter C. Short Commanding General, Hawaiian Department, 1941. , Note to self , Modern 3 star Generals "Dry Clean Only" Ok got it.

  • @jefftitterington7600
    @jefftitterington7600 4 місяці тому +19

    Quite the twist at the end, but a welcome one!

  • @spikeyflo
    @spikeyflo 4 місяці тому +7

    I really like this story. "Poke a Bear.... What is a Bear?" There were others too.

  • @KostasHolopain
    @KostasHolopain 4 місяці тому +3

    One of the best stories out there! The humour and structure of it, reminds me of Robert Sheckley, which is never a bad thing!

  • @thisissparta1690
    @thisissparta1690 4 місяці тому +16

    either he was important. . . . or handwash only🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @slavking992
    @slavking992 4 місяці тому +16

    I hear there are humans that only eat vegetables, don't want one of the SICKOS to find me😂

  • @ehsnils
    @ehsnils 4 місяці тому +5

    Nice with the small twists on the story! That's what good stories shall have.

  • @rachaelcourtnell7275
    @rachaelcourtnell7275 3 місяці тому +2

    Love the humour.

  • @Shadow.Dragon
    @Shadow.Dragon 4 місяці тому +7

    Great story! Unfortunately the "Alliance" sounds a lot like our current politicians. 😞

  • @davidknight3249
    @davidknight3249 4 місяці тому +3

    This was great.

  • @RustyEcks
    @RustyEcks 4 місяці тому +3

    Loving it!

  • @stevenbuckley1416
    @stevenbuckley1416 4 місяці тому +7

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️🫡😁I love it 👍

  • @retireeelectronics2649
    @retireeelectronics2649 4 місяці тому +3

    Very nice

  • @KarterBigs
    @KarterBigs 4 місяці тому +7

    Another great one Jonathan! Can someone please explain to me what the review at the end was supposed to be? I'm a little bit lost on that one...

    • @cooltv2776
      @cooltv2776 4 місяці тому +1

      the aliens attacked the humans and lost. badly. before the war ends the humans want to make sure the aliens know not to do it again, so they send a spy to talk to some PoWs to check. the spy learns that these aliens know very well not to attack humans again. then reports that many PoWs in many camps feel the same way, and they can let the war end

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 4 місяці тому +1

      That “private” was a spook. Intelligence agent, spy, whatever else you might know them by. His job was to get information from the prisoners without seeming to be trying to.

    • @scifistories1977
      @scifistories1977  4 місяці тому +3

      Thanks Karter!

    • @w8stral
      @w8stral 4 місяці тому +1

      It was a psyop to demoralize the enemy for end of war and hopefully bring them over to their side.

    • @travelingscienceman4404
      @travelingscienceman4404 4 місяці тому +2

      I think it's a human intelligence agent or a higher ranking general disguised as a young private to gather information on the enemy

  • @brantgentry1463
    @brantgentry1463 Місяць тому +1

    Well that was interesting. It was simply a general gathering intel

  • @RamonInNZ
    @RamonInNZ 4 місяці тому +3

    What a hook at the end - who was 'the private'?

    • @travelingscienceman4404
      @travelingscienceman4404 4 місяці тому +1

      I think it's a human intelligence agent or a higher ranking general disguised as a young private to gather information on the enemy

  • @thaphreak
    @thaphreak 4 місяці тому +1

    them AI generated hands... 10/10🤣🤣

  • @tttpppbbbaaa
    @tttpppbbbaaa 4 місяці тому +1

    interesting story make sense humans demilitarized when going into space. Dont want to bring human warfare where it doesn't need to be. Behind the scenes sleeping military is always waiting for an excuse to come back. Famous example is star trek after dominion war militarization of star fleet never went away.

  • @cjandauntieyaya1446
    @cjandauntieyaya1446 4 місяці тому +5

    Sadly, that's what the military does. Tries to make conflict for job security.

    • @inspiraPaz
      @inspiraPaz 4 місяці тому

      Not the military, only the politicians and defense contractors can start conflicts. The military can't do a thing without orders or permission.

    • @markfergerson2145
      @markfergerson2145 4 місяці тому +3

      You only heard the bit at the end then. The war happened because the xenos thought their economies were being threatened. Rather than compete honestly they tried to literally crush the competition.

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 4 місяці тому

    But war, war never changes.

  • @philbrowning9687
    @philbrowning9687 4 місяці тому +1

    😂👊