In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop

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  • Опубліковано 12 тра 2015
  • The suction fan on the Space Station potty is so loud that, well, everyone knows when you ‘go.’ Italian astronaut Samantha Cristoforetti explains how to turn on that fan and how-to use the International Space Station toilet. -- How to Wash Your Hair In Space: www.space.com/21946-how-to-wa...
    Credit: ESA
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  • @re_i_gn
    @re_i_gn 3 роки тому +7351

    Imagine if you just took the biggest fattest crap you could ever think of and realize that you forgot to turn on the valve.

  • @n0ctvrnl
    @n0ctvrnl 3 роки тому +4888

    Easy difficulty: Pooping in a school bathroom
    Veteran difficulty: Pooping in a space station

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 3 роки тому +146

      i would prefer the space station holy shit

    • @grac1cle341
      @grac1cle341 3 роки тому +196

      @@lemonandgaming6013 same pooping in a school bathroom is beyond uncomfortable

    • @notazula
      @notazula 3 роки тому +96

      I assume everyone shits so doing it in space on a clean, small toilet while everyone hears it is so much better than shitting on a broken, filthy toilet that has been stepped, shat, and peed on by millions that has no proper water source

    • @hannahmoore3406
      @hannahmoore3406 3 роки тому +21

      @@notazula nah I’d rather have the school toilet option but then again I don’t do that number 2 in public it’s much better in the comfort of your own home.

    • @squishybol533
      @squishybol533 3 роки тому +11

      My high school toilet actually won the cleanest toilet in the city so I’m 100% preferring the first option.

  • @ukar69
    @ukar69 Рік тому +1636

    I wouldn't be embarrassed at the sound of the fan, I'd be embarrassed by ripping a loud echoing fart and the residual smell. "Don't go in there for 10 of your earth minutes!"

    • @XXveny
      @XXveny Рік тому +106

      You know, when someone farts, just open the window...

    • @Eclipse-mk3hm
      @Eclipse-mk3hm Рік тому +10

      @@XXveny nah cu das crazy

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM Рік тому +51

      True story: People used to be selected to be astronauts that didn't fart much or didn't have smelly farts. It still might be the case actually. They also try to make sure they eat food that keeps them from producing gas AND all those fans are suction fans that suck away any smells anyway.

    • @mikeytodd7
      @mikeytodd7 Рік тому

      ​@@OgdenM So John, you are our top candidate in terms of academic and physical qualifications. You are a decorated top gun pilot who finished in the top one percent. You speak 12 languages and have a wonderful history of charitable donations. BUT! unfortunately your farts stink so you weren't selected.

    • @SephBane
      @SephBane Рік тому +8

      The space station smells like farts all the time anyway.

  • @TheMICMusicInspirationChannel
    @TheMICMusicInspirationChannel Рік тому +2993

    She didn't mention it, but sometimes they take those bags they've used, light them on fire, and throw them on the doorstep of the neighbors' space station.

    • @Vaurg
      @Vaurg Рік тому +95

      On the alien's military bases on the moon

    • @ninetydegreeplanet
      @ninetydegreeplanet Рік тому +22

      I don't think that's true

    • @DarkTheFailure
      @DarkTheFailure Рік тому +45

      The Chinese neighbors

    • @LazyUggugg
      @LazyUggugg Рік тому

      @@ninetydegreeplanet you uneducated fool, you probably think the earth is round. shake my smh head bro

    • @payperboy9096
      @payperboy9096 Рік тому +7

      She didn't mention it but it's all a hoax

  • @BoarhideGaming
    @BoarhideGaming 8 років тому +3275

    So if "in space, nobody can hear me scream" but "in space, everybody can hear you poop", does that mean that if I ever got into problems in space, I should poop for help?

    • @mpcmatheusmp
      @mpcmatheusmp 8 років тому +136

      Houston needs to help you with your problem.

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl 8 років тому +11

      +BoarhideGaming Nah, you'll just make everyone put on their earmuffs. :P

    • @kparm23
      @kparm23 8 років тому +3

      +Ezy Teri Reddy Um that was so dumb. Just stop talking

    • @ComedyLoverGirl
      @ComedyLoverGirl 8 років тому +18

      promprom Can you explain why that was dumb? If not, I see no reason why you cannot be a troll.

    • @Krondelo
      @Krondelo 8 років тому +9

      +BoarhideGaming Ha good one!

  • @brochacho1001
    @brochacho1001 3 роки тому +10948

    POV: You’re at your friends house and they show you how to use their toilet

  • @SHx589
    @SHx589 Рік тому +902

    I can’t believe this is what I wanted to be if I grew up. Good thing my dad told me I had no chance! Thanks dad!!

    • @holzbergerpeter4480
      @holzbergerpeter4480 Рік тому +15

      And now you work at mc donalds drive Inn, so no need to worry anymore

    • @SHx589
      @SHx589 Рік тому +106

      @@holzbergerpeter4480 excuse me. I worked my way up to GM of a Wendy’s. I drive a fully loaded 2011 Ford Taurus, with a company fuel card. I rent a corner unit deluxe apartment and I paid for my waterbed in cash!

    • @chuck5667
      @chuck5667 Рік тому

      @@SHx589 L because waterbed

    • @mangodelmal9753
      @mangodelmal9753 Рік тому +1

      Same

    • @ShaferHart
      @ShaferHart Рік тому

      @@SHx589 you got it good bro

  • @rv706
    @rv706 Рік тому +519

    I can't even imagine the Hell that would break loose in a space station if the toilet got clogged or if the shιt tube broke.

    • @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur
      @AVERYhornyMrDinosaur Рік тому +68

      i believe that's happened, and the protocol was something like, lock down the room and the person who made the mess cleans it.

    • @bangchanily
      @bangchanily Рік тому +39

      @@AVERYhornyMrDinosaur my bad luck: "allow me to introduce myself"

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Рік тому +3

      it only takes one Yugoslavian to cancel a fleet of starships

    • @rv706
      @rv706 Рік тому +4

      @@jacobpeters5458 What?

    • @heronic550
      @heronic550 Рік тому +9

      what if someone has diarrhea

  • @helgageraldine513
    @helgageraldine513 3 роки тому +2369

    "In space, no one can hear you scream."
    Yeah, but they can hear you poop.

  • @superfurball89onyoutube52
    @superfurball89onyoutube52 3 роки тому +26884

    They should've at least make a window to look at the endless void of space when your taking a shit

    • @user-sn5cx1yt6v
      @user-sn5cx1yt6v 3 роки тому +2107

      Window is a structural weakness))

    • @zacharywilliams9708
      @zacharywilliams9708 3 роки тому +4009

      @@user-sn5cx1yt6v Its worth it

    • @user-sn5cx1yt6v
      @user-sn5cx1yt6v 3 роки тому +2520

      @@zacharywilliams9708 well, can’t argue with that

    • @intensom5785
      @intensom5785 3 роки тому +3866

      Imagine an alien passes by and just sees you in the toilet staring right at them

    • @black__ship
      @black__ship 3 роки тому +1844

      How about a camera on outside and a screen of the size and shape of window inside, to avoid structural weakness

  • @samuelmcandrew2125
    @samuelmcandrew2125 Рік тому +226

    Imaging doing all the work, all the training, all the countless hours of whatever kind of incessantly intense preparation required to be an astronaut aboard the ISS,
    and the day comes,
    when in an attempt to help educate people about the cold, infinite expanse of which our minds can barely comprehend that is the cosmos you, in earnest, say the sentence "welcome to the toilet of the ISS"
    what a life.

    • @swisschalet1658
      @swisschalet1658 Рік тому

      you mean all the acting classes?

    • @UniversalNPC
      @UniversalNPC Рік тому

      this is the funniest one i've read all day 😂

    • @nisselarson3227
      @nisselarson3227 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, that was in a Star Trek: Enterprise episode actually. Schoolkids sent questions to the crew and chief engineer Tucker gets a question about "where the poop goes" and he's embarrassed as he thinks the kids will believe he's the officer in charge of poop. =)

  • @drafeirha
    @drafeirha Рік тому +63

    2:40 "which is the first step of turning urine into potable water"
    Bear Grylls has entered the chat

  • @nat6021
    @nat6021 3 роки тому +2802

    i was gonna go to sleep but seeing someone poop in space is way more important

    • @howdarethe4018
      @howdarethe4018 3 роки тому +28

      Same, I was just bout to go to bed😂

    • @DJSidhu24
      @DJSidhu24 3 роки тому +6

      😂🤣👌

    • @moshethemouse
      @moshethemouse 3 роки тому +3

      Wait-hol up i think ik you-Didnt you comment on Uni-is-trying's vid?-If not imma just delete this comment- :)

    • @nat6021
      @nat6021 3 роки тому +2

      @PennyXOX Gacha!
      yes i’m friends with uni lmao

    • @moshethemouse
      @moshethemouse 3 роки тому +1

      @@nat6021 i thought so!Im a big fan of hers and saw your comment on one of her videos lol

  • @yaseenshuja9990
    @yaseenshuja9990 3 роки тому +5132

    People: What type of water do you drink?
    Astronauts: 99% pee

    • @pak3ton
      @pak3ton 3 роки тому +59

      No 1% pee.

    • @adri1572
      @adri1572 3 роки тому +56

      @@pak3ton its closer to 99% than 1%

    • @oofman8860
      @oofman8860 3 роки тому +62

      Recycle pee = W A T E R

    • @Spyrika
      @Spyrika 3 роки тому +153

      @@oofman8860 No one wants to think about it, but all water has had pee in it, technically. Worm pee, human pee, fish pee... Filters are an amazing invention. Even the water that's rained down was evaporated/ultimately filtered from some animal or humans pee.

    • @TexasLegionaryGuard
      @TexasLegionaryGuard 3 роки тому +12

      I’m not sure why they think it’s healthy to recycle pee but a lot of survivalist are not only against drinking your own urine but also recommend not drinking even recycled pee as it can still contain human waste inside but it is better then having no water

  • @k.r.99
    @k.r.99 Рік тому +21

    Imagine going through the whole process and finishing your nr. 2, just to feel that there's still something coming only a few moments later and having to go through the whole process again, just for it to turn out as a simple after-poop-fart.

    • @roostersbays95
      @roostersbays95 Рік тому +1

      mmmmm yum.....

    • @k.r.99
      @k.r.99 Рік тому +3

      @@roostersbays95 astronauts' life's a tough life. The struggle is real 😝

  • @bichitenshi6696
    @bichitenshi6696 Рік тому +68

    Almost as complicated as learning which direction to turn someone else’s shower knob

  • @kreig5376
    @kreig5376 3 роки тому +6470

    Imagine if someone forgot to turn the fan on and the shit nugget was just left to float around the station

    • @janantoni3
      @janantoni3 3 роки тому +757

      "shit nugget" im dead hahahahahha

    • @TevinP
      @TevinP 3 роки тому +704

      The next astronaut makes a big yawn, eyes closed....

    • @adityabagale
      @adityabagale 3 роки тому +320

      @@TevinP watch yo jet bro ...

    • @aaminapatel2384
      @aaminapatel2384 3 роки тому +27

      Haha lol😂

    • @Shastra_858
      @Shastra_858 3 роки тому +35

      @@adityabagale ooo my god

  • @tarsofelix4414
    @tarsofelix4414 3 роки тому +19595

    This toilet literally sucks

    • @sarvajeeth.y6936
      @sarvajeeth.y6936 3 роки тому +117

      0:27 that's a gun to wash our was literally [S U C K S)

    • @tarsofelix4414
      @tarsofelix4414 3 роки тому +123

      @@6x886 The joke went figuratively over your head 😁

    • @tarsofelix4414
      @tarsofelix4414 3 роки тому +44

      @@6x886 It's ok, my friend. Have a nice day!

    • @textpg5254
      @textpg5254 3 роки тому +14

      quite literally

    • @muridtahmatgnas2184
      @muridtahmatgnas2184 3 роки тому +16

      Indeed it literally does

  • @essemmetv
    @essemmetv Рік тому +87

    Samantha Cristoforetti is a real gem of a woman. Also, the absence of gravity gives her the most badass hairstyle ever.

    • @OgdenM
      @OgdenM Рік тому +1

      Yah, the hair is SO amazing. I'm like, "HRm, how on earth would you fake that hair style AND the way it moves?".... for those people that think space isn't real or whatever.
      The answer is: A LOT of CGI because gel won't cut it.. and the amount of CGI needed to fake EVERYONE on the ISS would be INSANE and so utterly not worth it to lie about the earth being a globe.

    • @robertnichols78
      @robertnichols78 Рік тому

      @@OgdenM haha yeah it would be so much CGI NASA would need a semi to deliver ot all.

    • @Romamb
      @Romamb 5 місяців тому

      There is no absence of gravity. How do you think the ISS stays in orbit?
      Spoiler: gravity.

  • @MikaelChoi
    @MikaelChoi Рік тому +16

    This just makes you love and appreciate gravity a lot more.

  • @ethanthomas5393
    @ethanthomas5393 3 роки тому +6262

    Dislikes are from people who thought she’d demonstrate lol

  • @PorkotylerClips
    @PorkotylerClips 3 роки тому +4142

    The guy who invented the vacuum cleaner didn’t have this in mind but here we are.

    • @conradkai9705
      @conradkai9705 3 роки тому +44

      I bet the guy who designed this was like, “I guess there’s no other way...”

    • @TheDUDERulez1
      @TheDUDERulez1 3 роки тому +4

      How do you know? Were you there when he invented it?🤣

    • @jayden2000
      @jayden2000 3 роки тому +10

      @@TheDUDERulez1 oh shut it

    • @surferbri5346
      @surferbri5346 3 роки тому +9

      Too bad cars dont have this option

    • @Ena48145
      @Ena48145 3 роки тому +2

      LOL

  • @Schatten2712
    @Schatten2712 Рік тому +10

    I can't believe we can watch an actually astronaut teaching us how to poop in space from space. The space race was totally worth it

  • @Herbie11
    @Herbie11 3 місяці тому +2

    I was honored and privileged enough to be part of the ISS crew on May 18th 2011.
    I was fired May 20th 2011.
    I filled up the solid waste bucket by the second day and I brought my own lunch. Nobody said asparagus was banned on my mission.

  • @opedromagico
    @opedromagico 3 роки тому +62791

    All of a sudden being an astronaut isn't that interesting for me anymore

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 3 роки тому +335

      Garotas no espaço: vamos flutuar e tirar selfies
      Garotos no espaço:

    • @itzfrostyo
      @itzfrostyo 3 роки тому +894

      @@G__Brtz I can’t read ur comment

    • @rey_2860
      @rey_2860 3 роки тому +147

      same here

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 3 роки тому +857

      @@itzfrostyo cuz is in portuguese.
      This is how it is:
      Girls in space: Le'ts float and take selfies
      boys in space:

    • @zrjz340
      @zrjz340 3 роки тому +137

      @@G__Brtz so you have c o c a i n a
      Edit: Hold on I read colombia instead portugiese

  • @mizzysparrots4874
    @mizzysparrots4874 3 роки тому +20959

    I'm really not sure why this was in my recommendations, but now I'm left with more questions than I had before I watched

    • @ScottishAnnie
      @ScottishAnnie 3 роки тому +76

      same lol

    • @abicortez6031
      @abicortez6031 3 роки тому +39

      Exactly

    • @banana_milk5522
      @banana_milk5522 3 роки тому +27

      Same

    • @user-sk9np9jg9p
      @user-sk9np9jg9p 3 роки тому +333

      1.) Why is she touching everything
      2.) Urine gets turned into whatt?!?
      3.) What happens after the 71 days or some like that
      those are my top 3 haha.

    • @lady0shady
      @lady0shady 3 роки тому +254

      What if a woman astronaut has a period...? - that's mine.

  • @AnupomAG
    @AnupomAG Рік тому +5

    I've seen this for 5 years in recommendation.
    I realized is that we should appreciate what little time we spend on toilet.

  • @hadroncollider17
    @hadroncollider17 Рік тому +21

    Imagine being the engineers that had to actually work on this system.

    • @archivushka
      @archivushka Рік тому

      Imagine having a DFMEA meeting on that one

    • @ah.3487
      @ah.3487 Рік тому +2

      I imagine the engineers arguing and ripping their already bald heads out as they decide whether they should make the rim bigger for comfortability or smaller for accuracy

    • @antarcticorb9197
      @antarcticorb9197 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, they must have had guys that are literal shit machines to supply them!

    • @gr8dvd
      @gr8dvd Рік тому +4

      @@antarcticorb9197 Purportedly they recruited test subjects from the drive-thru at the local Taco Bell.

    • @anchorpoint3631
      @anchorpoint3631 Рік тому

      ok...

  • @t_tylor9320
    @t_tylor9320 3 роки тому +2819

    Some person on an other planet 200 years later: "aw, what just hit me on my head"
    His friend: "that looks like frozen shit"

    • @claire1936
      @claire1936 3 роки тому +35

      Oh my god ! Ur comment killed me 😭😂😂

    • @fentanull
      @fentanull 3 роки тому +26

      Or 200 years before... think about it

    • @calmv_
      @calmv_ 3 роки тому +24

      @@fentanull dang man, that poop is going pretty fast

    • @togahimiko2215
      @togahimiko2215 3 роки тому +31

      Then they put it to a museum

    • @MarnanPlus
      @MarnanPlus 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Catastrophic-hk3mh
    @Catastrophic-hk3mh 5 років тому +7443

    That bag couldnt hold my monsters

    • @hassaanrauf4349
      @hassaanrauf4349 5 років тому +240

      lmao

    • @milktea.9019
      @milktea.9019 5 років тому +34

      [GD] Delrasshial what

    • @TXIOFY
      @TXIOFY 5 років тому +85

      I thought the same 🤣 I wonder if they can do both when they do number 2 I suposse they'll do.. 🤔

    • @user-tr2dh4xx6u
      @user-tr2dh4xx6u 5 років тому +1

      @@milktea.9019 yes

    • @nicte4721
      @nicte4721 5 років тому +42

      I didint wanted to know that but
      ... Interesting i Guess?

  • @OgdenM
    @OgdenM Рік тому +7

    I love all the videos from ISS! The way humans move up there is so cool.. and that hair! The way it stands up and moves is so cool!
    Anyone that says ya'll aren't actually in space are utterly insane. It would be SO hard to fake those body movements and that hair.

  • @justinswanton287
    @justinswanton287 Рік тому +1

    I love the happy happy ambiance which astronauts always put on when talking to a camera. In reality that way of relieving oneself is something nobody gets used to and for sure there have been tragic accidents...

  • @kiara.516
    @kiara.516 3 роки тому +30784

    This video has been recommended to me nonstop for about 3 years and I'm finally giving in💀

    • @taestybear8647
      @taestybear8647 3 роки тому +278

      Same 🐸

    • @ashvaty7991
      @ashvaty7991 3 роки тому +103

      Yepp!

    • @Kevin-jc1fx
      @Kevin-jc1fx 3 роки тому +207

      Turns out you are one of the few elected ones. Prepare yourself 😎

    • @goldelinesommer734
      @goldelinesommer734 3 роки тому +78

      Gosh I have so many videos still recommending me after years and years

    • @lindzieeee
      @lindzieeee 3 роки тому +48

      Lmao "giving in"

  • @ImNotADeeJay
    @ImNotADeeJay 6 років тому +23455

    That's too complicated... I would just hold my poop until I went back home

    • @tentifr
      @tentifr 6 років тому +2856

      Good luck holding it for 6 months

    • @BlightBreedOfficial
      @BlightBreedOfficial 6 років тому +759

      I’m crying 😭😭😭😭

    • @Addy187a1
      @Addy187a1 6 років тому +1224

      But holding things in space isn't necessary? ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

    • @itsjuank
      @itsjuank 6 років тому +538

      Nice, holding poop for 8 to 10 month

    • @paulbagg5869
      @paulbagg5869 6 років тому +91

      Omfg same

  • @msb5775
    @msb5775 Рік тому +3

    I never thought a random Italian astronaut would be describing how she poos but today I learned I guess

    • @Matt-xc6sp
      @Matt-xc6sp Рік тому

      I wanna see her use it. Mama Mia

    • @gugsu
      @gugsu Рік тому

      @@Matt-xc6sp watching someone pooping? kinda gross

  • @Diamondranchfarmstead
    @Diamondranchfarmstead Рік тому +4

    Space has got to be pretty important to a person. I could not do that. I am very thankful for my toilet and gravity lol

  • @Kenazzle
    @Kenazzle 8 років тому +5404

    What if you poop so hard you launch propel yourself into the ceiling?

    • @gherkayhd
      @gherkayhd 8 років тому +447

      There are bars to hold onto

    • @realbarry
      @realbarry 8 років тому +113

      LOL

    • @Nipmunk
      @Nipmunk 8 років тому +324

      Lmao fucking had me crying with this, brilliant XD

    • @Brinah
      @Brinah 8 років тому +49

      thats a good one! lol

    • @FutureAIDev2015
      @FutureAIDev2015 7 років тому +150

      I guess if you poop that hard you have other problems...like making your own... solid rocket fuel... ba dum tss...

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 5 років тому +4900

    "Urine is turned into potable water."
    Bear Grilles: **heavy breathing**

  • @luvinlife2887
    @luvinlife2887 Рік тому +2

    Fascinating... Probably seems luxurious to the Apollo Astronauts.. 🤔😂👍

  • @awesomecaerwyn224
    @awesomecaerwyn224 Рік тому +1

    Thanks, I really needed to know this. Looking forward to more "space pooping"!

  • @Igor-ug1uo
    @Igor-ug1uo 8 років тому +22049

    I don't want to be an astronaut anymore

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 8 років тому +471

      Lol..
      Wasn't going to be easy.

    • @tessverres4898
      @tessverres4898 8 років тому +221

      +Ethorbit Just like going isn't easy.

    • @Ethorbit
      @Ethorbit 8 років тому +42

      Tess Verres English.

    • @tessverres4898
      @tessverres4898 8 років тому +198

      Ethorbit Just like going (the act of using the facilities) isn't easy. Get the pun.

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 8 років тому +52

      +Igor “Ahoy” Did you think that being an astronaut meant that you would never need to use a toilet again? LOL

  • @pipeosaurs
    @pipeosaurs 5 років тому +5934

    I'm a nervous pooper guess I can't be an astronaut

    • @absolutecorrupt9983
      @absolutecorrupt9983 5 років тому +27

      Freddygotfingered sameee

    • @malemnganbiayekpam6789
      @malemnganbiayekpam6789 5 років тому +30

      Same here

    • @scmt1301
      @scmt1301 5 років тому +55

      Nervous Pooper 😂😂
      Man! Damn...

    • @bruhhbrahh
      @bruhhbrahh 5 років тому +46

      I want to know, but I'm scared to hear the answer 😂 what is a nervous pooper anyway?

    • @deniseharvey5038
      @deniseharvey5038 5 років тому +89

      Phil Mccrevasse Turn music on, on your phone. When at others home do the same & run a little water or shower if it’s ok with them. I have a whole damn stadium in the bathroom.

  • @jeffreyraia5804
    @jeffreyraia5804 Рік тому +2

    Puts in to perspective things that we take for granted.

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 Рік тому +9

    Just watching this and imagining how people would clean themselves of poop smudge in zero gravity already makes me anxious 😬

  • @mikemotteberg3527
    @mikemotteberg3527 3 роки тому +5505

    "I was born on this planet, I will die on this planet ".

    • @cemoguz2786
      @cemoguz2786 3 роки тому +71

      Same and as happy as it gets

    • @robertoxlnubillux8964
      @robertoxlnubillux8964 3 роки тому +21

      Yea dude 👏👍

    • @jjvcmm
      @jjvcmm 3 роки тому +40

      Is there even a chance that you’ll be born at outer space?

    • @mikemotteberg3527
      @mikemotteberg3527 3 роки тому +8

      @@jjvcmm Your absolutely right, I won't .

    • @dominationgaming952
      @dominationgaming952 3 роки тому +25

      @@mikemotteberg3527 its not possible theres no gravity in space when you do $*x rhe sperm will not be fertilized and when you pregnant in space the baby will not survive so its not possible when there is no gravity and oxygen and i love earth

  • @igxniisan6996
    @igxniisan6996 3 роки тому +2855

    It's so uncomfortable when you try so hard not to make explosive sounds while pooping but fail...

    • @prakharsahu1384
      @prakharsahu1384 3 роки тому +16

      😂

    • @aaroncain403
      @aaroncain403 3 роки тому +13

      💀

    • @brainloading5543
      @brainloading5543 3 роки тому +20

      Explosif 🧨

    • @igxniisan6996
      @igxniisan6996 3 роки тому +60

      @Bharat Dhurua imagine all your friends are in yo home and you can't control your sounds.. wouldn't u feel embarrassed and uncomfortable?
      I suffered through the same situation :'/
      Pls don't ask what happened next...

    • @wushitushi3968
      @wushitushi3968 3 роки тому +40

      @Bharat Dhurua don't waste water what the fuck is wrong with you

  • @zoyadulzura7490
    @zoyadulzura7490 Рік тому

    I have to say, the title of this video is just so perfect. Great reference.

  • @068LAICEPS
    @068LAICEPS Рік тому

    Well done Howard, well done 👍🏻

  • @Sublime.888
    @Sublime.888 3 роки тому +891

    THE WAY THEY WAS GENTLY RUNNING THERE FINGERS AGAINST THE HOLE THEY SHIT IN HAS ME CONCERNED 😭💀

    • @cherryontop2141
      @cherryontop2141 3 роки тому +46

      Because they clean it :))

    • @juno1765
      @juno1765 3 роки тому +25

      They clean and desinfect it

    • @the1shrubbery
      @the1shrubbery 3 роки тому +23

      They shit in the bag and then put the bag into the toilet. They don't actually sit there because there is no gravity so u literally can not sit in space.

    • @playnox8567
      @playnox8567 3 роки тому +9

      @@the1shrubbery but then the shit would float off wouldn't it? Jk
      But I guess they just use the walls to push their bum to touch the seat. So it ain't impossible

    • @the1shrubbery
      @the1shrubbery 3 роки тому +6

      @@playnox8567 i dont see any particular reason why their bum would have to touch the seat. it seems to me that they shit into the plastic bags and then place the bags into the container from what I understand.

  • @izzynarwhal
    @izzynarwhal 3 роки тому +7837

    Imagine needing to use the bathroom so bad but you have to do all this before u can

    • @TheSeanpatrickobrien
      @TheSeanpatrickobrien 3 роки тому +166

      Just switch on the fan

    • @sangasa6721
      @sangasa6721 3 роки тому +417

      they developed a sense that they can feel the shit 5 minutes before shitting

    • @Elfenlied1
      @Elfenlied1 3 роки тому +128

      They switch the bags already for the next person!

    • @izzynarwhal
      @izzynarwhal 3 роки тому +51

      This gave more questions than answers.

    • @baptisteferrier9304
      @baptisteferrier9304 3 роки тому +64

      @@TheSeanpatrickobrien actually it would be better to open a window

  • @dkoxperiakoziukov3808
    @dkoxperiakoziukov3808 Рік тому +1

    Lovely topic to discuss

  • @findingalife4044
    @findingalife4044 Рік тому +2

    You can't hear in space
    Pooping: Ha jokes on you I'm louder here than Earth!

  • @GPMachado01
    @GPMachado01 8 років тому +282

    In space, nobody can hear you scream, but everybody can hear you poop.

    • @oatmeal9937
      @oatmeal9937 8 років тому +1

      Mud butt

    • @enargins
      @enargins 8 років тому

      +GPMachado Well, sound requires air to travel through. And the space station has air inside of it. Hence, there is sound inside the space station. So, yes, they can hear you scream inside the space station, just not outside of it.

    • @GPMachado01
      @GPMachado01 8 років тому

      +nrgins never heard of alien isolation?

    • @enargins
      @enargins 8 років тому

      +GPMachado Nope, never.

    • @cesteres
      @cesteres 8 років тому +4

      +GPMachado What happens if you do both at the same time?

  • @tonywarlow4164
    @tonywarlow4164 3 роки тому +1457

    ‘In Space Everyone Can Hear You Poop’
    7.2 million people: interesting

  • @DrBlood-cq2cm
    @DrBlood-cq2cm Рік тому +7

    I guess thats why astronauts are usually highly trained military people. Because to hit that little target with your dookie in zero G, one must have great aim.

  • @abc-ey4ld
    @abc-ey4ld Рік тому +10

    now let's imagine a professional archer in an arching competition ... would he/she get 100% accuracy every time? Unlikely ... that's exactly what this is.

  • @Kabz8
    @Kabz8 2 роки тому +4940

    I would get shit everywhere and they would have to call off the mission because my shit compromised the entire operation.

    • @kyriegotswag1961
      @kyriegotswag1961 2 роки тому +96

      🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @c4gob00m
      @c4gob00m 2 роки тому +297

      “Hey guys, do we have a plunger?”
      “Ahh… no?”
      “Well ahhh I guess we’re going home then…”

    • @byever1
      @byever1 2 роки тому +91

      Well shit.

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 2 роки тому +11

      😅🤣😂!!!

    • @kylesimpson6729
      @kylesimpson6729 2 роки тому +170

      Nasa getting real tired of your shit

  • @ericorrin5748
    @ericorrin5748 5 років тому +2010

    How to kill every hope for space tourism in a single video.

    • @henrikjrgensen5958
      @henrikjrgensen5958 5 років тому +21

      I'd still go if given the chance!

    • @playerone1746
      @playerone1746 5 років тому +7

      Eric Orrin NASA is a fraud
      ISS doesn't exist. Satellites don't exist in outer space. It's all a hoax to fool masses.
      Humans can't survive moving 10 times faster than bullet.
      Speed of sound: 760mph
      Speed of bullet: 1,700mph
      Speed of ISS (fake): 27,000mph
      Speed of hubble satellite (fake): ??
      Speed of superman (fake): ??

    • @switchblade1314
      @switchblade1314 5 років тому +60

      @@playerone1746 Based on what research?

    • @switchblade1314
      @switchblade1314 5 років тому +80

      @@playerone1746 I can't believe there still are people who believe the earth is flat.

    • @playerone1746
      @playerone1746 5 років тому +6

      Switchblade 13 I always didn't know the earth was flat. I used to believe in spinning ball earth before NASA proved NASA is a fraud.
      I understand if u believe NASA without research but after research you will know 100% of the things NASA and all outer space agencies claim is a lie.

  • @Megistius
    @Megistius 7 місяців тому

    "Let's say you are here up on ISS"
    -Thanks for the advice, definitely gonna remember this one next time im up there

  • @whatmakesyourday
    @whatmakesyourday Рік тому

    Reading the comments during the ad, I’m looking forward to this.

  • @livegwendolyne6783
    @livegwendolyne6783 4 роки тому +5453

    WHY IS SHE TOUCHING THE DAMN TOILET HOLE

    • @Wueen779
      @Wueen779 4 роки тому +367

      I guess it is clean?..... Maybe😂.

    • @SanjanaRanasingha
      @SanjanaRanasingha 4 роки тому +171

      I'm thinking the same thing

    • @thedarkestsunn
      @thedarkestsunn 4 роки тому +249

      Greedy Gamer Europeans fear nothing

    • @nickapimu
      @nickapimu 4 роки тому +364

      I guess that everything is always 100% clean and sanitized bc of course there should not be any kind of bacteria/virus or dirt flying around. Therefore i could say that the "hole" is not disgusting to touch

    • @SanjanaRanasingha
      @SanjanaRanasingha 4 роки тому +68

      @@nickapimu and also there's no gravity so you wont be touching it with your buttocks so

  • @oliviachan0828
    @oliviachan0828 3 роки тому +1451

    I clicked on this thinking she was gonna explain how somehow our pooping sounds were amplified in space ⚰️

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 3 роки тому +19

      Haha ditto.

    • @GrimzyShake
      @GrimzyShake 3 роки тому +22

      Lmao imagine it was inexplicably only the pooping sounds amplified

    • @GrimzyShake
      @GrimzyShake 3 роки тому +1

      @@harveergill8088 thank for supporting this

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 3 роки тому +1

      There is no sound waves in the vacuum of space.

    • @WoSarvatraHain
      @WoSarvatraHain 3 роки тому +1

      @@harveergill8088 Earth like conditions are simulated inside the space station. I don't know how, but yes, simulation allows sounds to propagate

  • @ajunlimited
    @ajunlimited Рік тому +14

    Those bags are uncomfortably small. I feel like I wouldn’t be able to fully let it rip in fear of over flowing it. What happens if you poop in that thing without a bag being inside of it??

  • @CaptPicard81
    @CaptPicard81 Рік тому +1

    The way she casually caressed the poop seat was unsettling to see

  • @_4rch13
    @_4rch13 3 роки тому +4598

    WHEN SHE SAID,"I'M GOING TO SHOW HOW IT LOOKS", I WAS LIKE 😳☠️

  • @papasult11
    @papasult11 3 роки тому +1797

    Me: **Shits aggressively**
    Astronaut: C'mon! You know we can hear you!
    Me: Really?? **Shits more aggressively**

  • @brendanhall3738
    @brendanhall3738 Рік тому +1

    If drinking pee makes me an astronaut, call me Neil Armstrong

    • @3G2J
      @3G2J Рік тому

      wait

  • @clarkvelasco4697
    @clarkvelasco4697 3 місяці тому +2

    "Oh no I have to sneeze while dumping a huge one....!!!"
    intercom: This is not a drill. We have a code brown in unit 2. I repeat. This is not a drill. We have a code brown in unit 2.
    "Damn, everyone put on your space hazmat suits. Looks like Doug had another episode... don't forget to grab the special doodie vacuums."

  • @jonathanmccomas9483
    @jonathanmccomas9483 3 роки тому +6957

    The way she was running her fingers over the seat was a little uncomfortable

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 3 роки тому +169

      You think they clean that with wipes or something?

    • @devanshvajpeyee8440
      @devanshvajpeyee8440 3 роки тому +1084

      Actually they disinfect it every single time after they use.... because they can't afford to get sick in space

    • @meggie.17
      @meggie.17 3 роки тому +74

      I was thinking about that too... 😂

    • @leahnoeldickerson
      @leahnoeldickerson 3 роки тому +733

      i’ve never seen anyone be so intimate with a toilet

    • @devanshvajpeyee8440
      @devanshvajpeyee8440 3 роки тому +29

      @@leahnoeldickerson lol 😂😂

  • @tahliajolly5962
    @tahliajolly5962 5 років тому +4195

    Why was I expecting her to do a demonstration 😂

  • @ok-ky1ns
    @ok-ky1ns 8 місяців тому

    That is truly the sentence of all time

  • @Huntermyth
    @Huntermyth Рік тому

    why oh why youtube ? i mean, you are recommending this to me for years ??? why ? ok, i'm watching it now. happy ? geez.

  • @jessperson9750
    @jessperson9750 3 роки тому +8943

    I'll never be able to become an astronaut until they can make those bags at least twice the size :(

    • @m4tta
      @m4tta 3 роки тому +1692

      oh my god same, i wonder if you can request larger bags or do they have a shit limit

    • @mokshitha6629
      @mokshitha6629 3 роки тому +91

      🤣🤣🤣🤭

    • @hanac5586
      @hanac5586 3 роки тому +811

      @@m4tta shit limit XDDDD

    • @NairAthul
      @NairAthul 3 роки тому +744

      @@m4tta I think their diet limits their poop naturally, and they won't get diarrhea bc everything is mild and super sanitary.. it's not Taco Bell or Panda Express.

    • @dreamthedream8929
      @dreamthedream8929 3 роки тому +147

      @@NairAthul thats not true, people with irritable bowel syndrom get dierehha no matter what

  • @tiramisu6799
    @tiramisu6799 3 роки тому +3952

    "Whats that sound"
    "Its mike again,he's releasing a big shit"
    Bursting noises*

    • @dnegrete3736
      @dnegrete3736 3 роки тому +38

      Bruh 😂🤣😂😂

    • @hushni
      @hushni 3 роки тому +47

      Not again mike.. Oh god..

    • @amajuice3170
      @amajuice3170 3 роки тому +6

      LMFAOO

    • @lmaoded1550
      @lmaoded1550 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious

    • @pratiktikare
      @pratiktikare 3 роки тому +4

      THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT I'VE EVER SEEN. I LAUGHED FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT. BRUH😂😂😂

  • @ZaqZiemba
    @ZaqZiemba Рік тому +2

    Good to know, I've been holding it in space for several weeks now and let's say that today is the first Big Rip our universe had

  • @powervids2u
    @powervids2u Рік тому

    After a good sleep, this was recommended to me!

  • @TuckMW
    @TuckMW 3 роки тому +3392

    Imagine being an alien like “bro wtf just got on our windshield”

    • @DL101ca
      @DL101ca 3 роки тому +206

      There's no air in space , therefore there's no wind. Hence they're called Turdshields when in space.

    • @kyildiz6911
      @kyildiz6911 3 роки тому +8

      O

    • @FishyDaGamer
      @FishyDaGamer 3 роки тому +56

      Y’all hating on a guy who made another joke

    • @Haercat
      @Haercat 3 роки тому +1

      @@itsharry5998 💩

    • @MohammedZadjali
      @MohammedZadjali 3 роки тому +5

      @@itsharry5998 Touche. Furthermore, regardless of the fact, the man could still be joking. Hence, the comments above.

  • @RodrigoVargas72
    @RodrigoVargas72 3 роки тому +2243

    Suddenly restrooms at airplanes, airports, bus and train stations doesn’t look so bad after all.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 роки тому +63

      At the very least, this one is kept super clean.

    • @sebasgames3479
      @sebasgames3479 3 роки тому +15

      @@trickytreyperfected1482 clean, but not comfortable

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 роки тому +58

      @@sebasgames3479 I would argue that I'd rather have cleanliness over comfort in a bathroom.

    • @Magma09
      @Magma09 3 роки тому +12

      restrooms at airports are damn nice lol wdym?

    • @RodrigoVargas72
      @RodrigoVargas72 3 роки тому +3

      @@Magma09 crowded $hlth0Les are never nice.

  • @ThatGirlYouForgot
    @ThatGirlYouForgot Рік тому +1

    I got a febreez ad before this.

  • @ftswarbill
    @ftswarbill Рік тому +1

    *Astranauats are so friggin kewl. Even going to the bathroom is badass.* 😃👍

  • @MegaSuperAwesomeBros
    @MegaSuperAwesomeBros 2 роки тому +3790

    "As a courtesy for the next person"
    She's been stung before and still salty about it

    • @iSpozy
      @iSpozy 2 роки тому +45

      hahahahahha

    • @jessyca86100
      @jessyca86100 2 роки тому +45

      Lmaooo nailed it

    • @tom_something
      @tom_something 2 роки тому +135

      Can you imagine? You've got an urgent need to go, and you get to the toilet, and... ugh, now you have to do something else before you can even use it!

    • @IWantToBelieve1
      @IWantToBelieve1 2 роки тому +150

      Her eyebrows lowered, eyelids squinting she intently looks through the corner of her eye she states, “I’m not naming any names, but we do this AS A COURTESY!”

    • @5thaccount496
      @5thaccount496 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Jd0VAIPtfW4/v-deo.html space station

  • @RedbullRocker99
    @RedbullRocker99 7 років тому +1813

    it bothers me the way she touches the toilet seat.

    • @theislamicgambit4476
      @theislamicgambit4476 7 років тому +8

      how is your ass😉

    • @Bucking_Fastard
      @Bucking_Fastard 7 років тому +38

      honey hesa I am sure it's totally clean. They must have really strict rules about that, so I think it's okay to touch it.

    • @joseelchacal6579
      @joseelchacal6579 7 років тому +1

      i was thinking the same

    • @D4rkTooga
      @D4rkTooga 7 років тому +1

      she*

    • @iheartamberrrr
      @iheartamberrrr 7 років тому +1

      honey hesa YES SAME

  • @meto378
    @meto378 Рік тому

    She's explain so well i was wondering how they do number and number 2 and here i got the answer

  • @danieldx2
    @danieldx2 Рік тому +1

    the real title should be: “in space we drink our own pee”

  • @ninadtendolkar6135
    @ninadtendolkar6135 3 роки тому +2731

    I will forever appreciate my home toilet after watching this

    • @benaarsify
      @benaarsify 3 роки тому +113

      appreciate gravity my friend.

    • @durga1031
      @durga1031 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂

    • @TheBestCat1290
      @TheBestCat1290 3 роки тому +5

      Ik this looks uncomfortable

    • @scottyjbd
      @scottyjbd 3 роки тому +2

      I think I’ll buy it a fresh, new seat, even.

    • @haidenhill6358
      @haidenhill6358 Рік тому +1

      mine has led lights and water fountain .

  • @TheOutsider69
    @TheOutsider69 5 років тому +2254

    This is giving me anxiety.

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 років тому +18

      More anxiety than when your throat was cut 4000 years ago?

    • @superbeavers7645
      @superbeavers7645 5 років тому +10

      @You Tube His username (The Outsider) is a character from a video game, I was just dropping a reference to said character :)

    • @simplledivinehealing7291
      @simplledivinehealing7291 4 роки тому

      😂 feel u bro

    • @mooboo6966
      @mooboo6966 4 роки тому

      Ahahahaha

    • @roacheniya700
      @roacheniya700 4 роки тому

      Oi Dishonored Fan Like ne:)

  • @mythicalgamer4823
    @mythicalgamer4823 8 місяців тому +1

    RIP the dude who had explosive diarrhea

  • @BlockWorks
    @BlockWorks Рік тому +18

    i'm gonna become an astronaut, shit as hard as possible, not close the fans, make all the oxygens scarse, everyone dies.

    • @NOTHlNG
      @NOTHlNG Рік тому

      Sounds like a new Sandler-McCarthy movie...

  • @satosa
    @satosa 3 роки тому +2776

    "Turn urine into potable water"
    Nestlé: 👀

  • @charlieinfinite9434
    @charlieinfinite9434 7 років тому +453

    If you ever thought you wanted to be an astronaut, this is the video to make you change your mind...

    • @mattyg1687
      @mattyg1687 7 років тому +5

      Wil Mees yh, that's what i thought 😂😂

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 7 років тому +3

      Same here. I was having second thoughts

    • @Nanda_ares
      @Nanda_ares 7 років тому +2

      Wil Mees Reality...

    • @bortsampson6301
      @bortsampson6301 7 років тому +31

      If you're willing to go through years of difficult education and training, face the insane competition to even get in the field, and then live in near isolation for months on end then I doubt you'd let shitting in a bag be the thing to stop you

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 7 років тому +5

      Sarah M lol true

  • @rajakandabowla6194
    @rajakandabowla6194 Рік тому

    Love the poop score music!

  • @blackcat-mp7kh
    @blackcat-mp7kh 2 роки тому +4404

    she touching all the tools comfortably is killing me

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 2 роки тому +14

      What?

    • @RajaHRaja
      @RajaHRaja 2 роки тому +56

      Same here

    • @iveseenjc03
      @iveseenjc03 2 роки тому +64

      @@aaronjames3228 They meant the way she is so comfortable at touching those even tho it is used for piss and shit

    • @sephryn6112
      @sephryn6112 2 роки тому +574

      It's probably very, very sanitized. You can't have shit and piss all over your expensive space gear so it probably gets cleaned regularly

    • @Lsdreams3001
      @Lsdreams3001 2 роки тому +127

      @@ultrasonic953 proof?

  • @mariabardo6420
    @mariabardo6420 7 років тому +751

    So... since you are a female... how you handle your periods?

    • @sneakycactus8815
      @sneakycactus8815 7 років тому +110

      Maria Bardo bruh

    • @kaliah209
      @kaliah209 7 років тому +32

      area 51 lolzz ewww idk, you can try it & see :/

    • @nancyreis
      @nancyreis 7 років тому +207

      Maria Bardo actually the women in space take the pill to avoid menstruation.

    • @yemo34
      @yemo34 7 років тому +8

      Very carefully.

    • @LaitoChen
      @LaitoChen 7 років тому +18

      They avoid it completely by going on the injection or IUD

  • @markg9765
    @markg9765 Рік тому

    Oh the glammer of space travel.

  • @stolenidentity1152
    @stolenidentity1152 Рік тому

    The title of this video is everything

  • @michaelb2998
    @michaelb2998 2 роки тому +1110

    if you hear some one screaming “Oh, God its a 3 bagger”, float away float away

    • @grandpamoonstone7772
      @grandpamoonstone7772 2 роки тому +26

      Or the misuse of the urine option.

    • @PassTheSnails
      @PassTheSnails 2 роки тому +8

      @@grandpamoonstone7772 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @thirdsister03
      @thirdsister03 2 роки тому +21

      LOLOLOLOL I was gonna say, if you're having some intestinal issues that bag ain't big enough!

    • @tinchothegreat3743
      @tinchothegreat3743 2 роки тому +16

      Hahahahahaha omg, this comment made me laugh far too hard. Trying not to wake up the missus next to me but it's not easy 😂😂😂

    • @lilfish154
      @lilfish154 2 роки тому +2

      😂 underrated comment

  • @musyrifo
    @musyrifo 3 роки тому +1461

    People with diarrhea: *UNLEASH THE BEAST*

    • @Bunnybugs08
      @Bunnybugs08 3 роки тому +85

      @@Abcdefghujklmao, but if they get sick...
      *all hell will come down on them*

    • @nataliaaa7939
      @nataliaaa7939 3 роки тому +16

      @@Bunnybugs08 lol bro what if they barf...

    • @Bunnybugs08
      @Bunnybugs08 3 роки тому +5

      @@nataliaaa7939, there will be more hell. See? Simple. XD

    • @spork1935
      @spork1935 3 роки тому +33

      @@Bunnybugs08 well, they can’t get sick, lol. what would get them sick? it’s an enclosed area in space. diseases and sicknesses are on earth. motion sickness/gravity is really the only way they could get sick, but they have barf bags for that.

    • @quad8199
      @quad8199 3 роки тому

      oh gosh

  • @animelub5387
    @animelub5387 Рік тому +3

    Got more questions than answers 💀

  • @Herbertti3
    @Herbertti3 3 місяці тому +2

    What about number 3? Thats when you have explosive diarrhea after taco bell.

  • @YenCrew
    @YenCrew 3 роки тому +9132

    She must be confident in everyone's sanitary standards to be touching all around that seat 😂

    • @spear5723
      @spear5723 3 роки тому +720

      @RL CL wtf did they teach you at school ?

    • @Random_Banshee
      @Random_Banshee 3 роки тому +982

      yeah imagine working together with civilized people that don't do the chicken dance on the shitter, much unlike the npcs you encounter in public places

    • @Born2fly5
      @Born2fly5 3 роки тому +42

      I would imagine it’s not like an airplane lav lol

    • @ihaveasmallpenisbut5129
      @ihaveasmallpenisbut5129 3 роки тому +72

      @RL CL no way you actually believe that

    • @robloxsadstories9115
      @robloxsadstories9115 3 роки тому +24

      @RL CL ahaha funny