@@legendarymoshko you see, the fact that the original poster did not correctly conjure the word 'humility' is a testament to his own humbleness in his own right
If I were to take guess, I'd say it was someone's project to pass a game dev course of some sort. I've been taking Unreal Engine 4 classes and a lot of student's projects looked like this masterpiece.
@@respirra4717 But then why would they put the "Omg I hope you're enjoying my game :(((" messages throughout the levels lol, that's kinda off if they were in a dev course. My sister is also in a game designing course in college but not Unreal Engine.
WHAT!!!!!!!! This is the greatest game ever made how dare you this is better than halo mass effect dark souls bloodborne you disgust me (This is a joke I feel I have to say this bc some people on the internet seem to take everything seriously nowadays)
The last 20 seconds where Samantha gets down on all fours and Charlie says “Does this look like your mom” is massively under appreciated, had me rolling lmao
Had to keep the players attention for more than ten minutes. I mean it’s the only action in the game, something about it had to be memorable I bet the developer thought lol. They weren’t wrong either, that little clip got seared in my brain pretty quickly.
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
I really hope they don't, Charlie ironically says that he doesn't regret it but we all know it's dogshit that isn't worth even a cent. It's just a cashgrab, so ironically or not, no one should support these kind of things.
@@raddrew42 Sadly enough, they are falling for it and effectively burning money for the "memes" which is something that I find super frustrating, that's if it ends up happening. I just hope people think twice about it, there are legit good early access or independent games that could use the support rather than these unity flip asset games that are the equal of a scam.
@@cantstandurbs876 jesus christ dude, people can have extra money for other games, and there'd bound to be one comment that'd explain why there are good reviews despite it looking like dogshit in the pictures.
@@Пинагод I mean extra money or not, they are still basically supporting a game with little to no effort put into it, which was put on sale for a quick buck and nothing else. It could even go deeper than that, straight up stealing all the models and at least 70% of them not being made for commercial use.
Well it did actually have those lol. Plot : Guy randomly shoots people. RPG : Pulled out after plot to close off cave Puzzles : Word scrambles yay Action : Matrix bullet dodge move while running
To be fair, Valheim is an absolute freak miracle of programming. I don’t know how they manage to make those low quality textures look good, but they manage to keep it under a gigabyte for it.
@@parapanofff "guess who Is generic now" still you because you literally just admitted to being at fault and your only excuse was still though. What a lame excuse for not being funny enough to come up with an original joke.
Damn. One minute I'm staring at mom ass and the next UA-cam wants me to see some bearded guy talk about NASA. I was hoping for more Golden Cross. I really want to see where the developer decided to take this.
"I'm not this game's audio engineer."
To be fair, neither is the game's audio engineer.
More like audio saboteur amirite
@Me Am lmao
@@Galm02 "lmao" wtf XD
@Me Am nice but no one asked
@Me Am your point? You answer questions with statements only. And no one asked for your statement
When he says he doesn’t regret it, he fucking means it
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Wtf is your comment section
@@test-dc3iw bots. Lots of them.
@@expanddong3205 tru
cranky kong cursing?
The fact that he didn’t show him getting the world record is a testament to his overwhelming humbleness
A speedrun for how fast susan stole the kids
Humility*
@@interestingyes3366 if you start the speedrun at when the kids were born then it took her 4 years
Nice Ricardo pic best meme of all time
@@legendarymoshko you see, the fact that the original poster did not correctly conjure the word 'humility' is a testament to his own humbleness in his own right
Friendship ended with Golden Light, Golden Cross is my jam now.
reject meat return to god
(This comment was posted by Golden Cross gang)
Yes
Good meme
Где видео? :(
Looks like one of those fake games you'd see kids playing in a crap movie.
If I were to take guess, I'd say it was someone's project to pass a game dev course of some sort. I've been taking Unreal Engine 4 classes and a lot of student's projects looked like this masterpiece.
@@respirra4717 But then why would they put the "Omg I hope you're enjoying my game :(((" messages throughout the levels lol, that's kinda off if they were in a dev course. My sister is also in a game designing course in college but not Unreal Engine.
@@cashwin45 They most likely developed it further afterwards, hence putting it on steam and adding those signs
WHAT!!!!!!!! This is the greatest game ever made how dare you this is better than halo mass effect dark souls bloodborne you disgust me
(This is a joke I feel I have to say this bc some people on the internet seem to take everything seriously nowadays)
@@Iamkrogan07 Jokes are for communists you disgusting pig how dare you say such horrific things
Marco: *calmest voice ever* ok Rouel, do you thing.
Rouel: *Pulls out an rpg*
Dumbledore calmly pulls out an rpg
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The bots have returned
he reminds me of okita from gintama
No
The last 20 seconds where Samantha gets down on all fours and Charlie says “Does this look like your mom” is massively under appreciated, had me rolling lmao
"Infringing on your mom's copyright"... so *that's* what they're calling it now.
Agreed 🏆
I can’t believe in the first two minutes some kid just gets EXECUTED
Murdering children has always been a big part of Christianity. You should go to church more often.
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Had to keep the players attention for more than ten minutes. I mean it’s the only action in the game, something about it had to be memorable I bet the developer thought lol. They weren’t wrong either, that little clip got seared in my brain pretty quickly.
1:38 The gunmen actually missed. The poor kid was so scared by the shot that he pissed himself so hard he exploded a cloud of yellow mist.
He had it coming!
This game is like that maze Charlie built in rust to avenge his garbage truck.
"Does this look like your mom?" I laughed so hard i choked like his mom.
This game is what being sick feels like
Edit: I woke up sick this morning.
I'm sick :(
you misspelled alive
@@spencergross7244 lol
wdym????
this game is perfect
Like a day home from school with the flu
No regrets.
Fr
None
This is a crossover I didn't expect 😅
Hes verified, we have to like
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
I love Charlie’s plain sense of humor. It’s like a cardboard box grew a mouth and started laughing.
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There already is a carboard box with a mouth, ever heard of Boxy Brown?
@@ggez1505 no
@@Rodario10TUNISIAN you mean Amazon?
One of the greatest comments of all time
I like how Rouel just suddenly whipped out a rocket launcher like a freaking Looney Toon
"Where is voice acting?"
As he said that, the dog started barking.
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@@haktar11 when I read your comment my dog started barking
@@ZukaUnare when i read your comment, my barking started dogging
@@Illunica3000 when i barking your dogging started comment
@@tobiasreaper4750 when i started barking my dog comment
2013: “Hey guys it critikal, I’m playing Golden Cross for the PC, let’s do this shit”
What's up everybody its crit1kal*
Can’t forget the fake deeper than usual voice back then either
2007-2008*
"Remember to like the video, comment the video, and subscribe if you wanna see videos similar to this one. See ya."
@@Toksyuryel His most famous lines! Miss the old stuff.
*gets on all fours* “does this look like your mom”
Sick burn
Imagine the developer's surprise when a bunch of people buy their game at once
I really hope they don't, Charlie ironically says that he doesn't regret it but we all know it's dogshit that isn't worth even a cent.
It's just a cashgrab, so ironically or not, no one should support these kind of things.
@@cantstandurbs876 you already know people are going to buy it and flood the reviews with "10/10 best game" as a joke
@@raddrew42 Sadly enough, they are falling for it and effectively burning money for the "memes" which is something that I find super frustrating, that's if it ends up happening.
I just hope people think twice about it, there are legit good early access or independent games that could use the support rather than these unity flip asset games that are the equal of a scam.
@@cantstandurbs876 jesus christ dude, people can have extra money for other games, and there'd bound to be one comment that'd explain why there are good reviews despite it looking like dogshit in the pictures.
@@Пинагод I mean extra money or not, they are still basically supporting a game with little to no effort put into it, which was put on sale for a quick buck and nothing else.
It could even go deeper than that, straight up stealing all the models and at least 70% of them not being made for commercial use.
you can tell the dev really worked hard on this because of those sweet little messages here and there.
so gullible
The new Minecraft cave update is nothing like I was expecting it to be.
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Crouch is H . As it would be
You have great taste in music
*hrounches*
Wow you finally reached 1 thousand plus comments ON THIS ONE CHANNEL
Truth my guy
Wow another unfunny verified comment
"I'm gonna have to run my ass across to get inside"
Y
S..E
It does look like his mom, can confirm that
lol cant we all ;)
I thought it looked familiar.
Lol, the boulders didn't even block the entrance to the cave.
2:45 “Oh God it’s Jigsaw.”😂
"Made with Unity"
I'm sold.
"Powered with Source engine"
Take my fucking life savings
The intro is literally how people reacted to ocarina of time: PLOT!? RPG!? PUZZLES!? ACTION!? WAHAT?
Yeah, and they’re practically the same kinda game.
Wt
@@enkiitu but ocarina of time is better. have you seen how sexy talon is
Well it did actually have those lol. Plot : Guy randomly shoots people.
RPG : Pulled out after plot to close off cave
Puzzles : Word scrambles yay
Action : Matrix bullet dodge move while running
@@sweatypiranha malon has nothing on her dad he’s perfection
Being Jesus and an expert survivalist from the Hunger Games, this game is designed for Charlie
joe
Alright. Yeah, I suppose that's fair.
All those experiences trained him for this very moment
Nice, original comment
HAHAHA man with long hair and mustache looks like jesus! That's a knee slapper! UPDOOT!!
"Similar to games you've played:
Persona 5
Fallout 4"
You're goddamn right it is.
i like the thickness tho
lmao
Yeah, your mom _is_ pretty hot
Coders never get laid 😂
plot, adventure, puzzles, action
and finally
*Christianity*
this game has it all
everything that a gamer needs
@@_Aidelweiss_ Amen brother
Well did valheim ask if you were having fun in the middle of the game, worth the 3 gigabytes
"A man bought this game and doesn't instantly regret it for his whole life"
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*shoots man in head*
Hey, that's not very christian....
If Far Cry 5 allowed it, then this game can.
G0
"Plot Adventure Puzzles"
Sounds like your average Sony first-party exclusive circa 2021.
You forgot Action
0:53 the first letter of each word spells PAPA and then a cross
Alternate title: Jesus plays his dads game
You’re not wrong
I read the funni but I no laugh, so there is no funni. 0/10.
So this is what Jesus does when he's waiting for that one sick person get enough likes for them to be healed on Facebook
Is my music dogshit
@@AethersMusic yes
@@AethersMusic not as dogshit as the "hurr durr Jesus" comments.
😂😂😂to fucking true
@@AethersMusic not dogshit, sir, horseshit
To be fair, Valheim is an absolute freak miracle of programming. I don’t know how they manage to make those low quality textures look good, but they manage to keep it under a gigabyte for it.
2:40 can't believe they actually got jerma985 to voice act in this game!
There’s not a game Charlie will ever regret getting. He plays everything
Fall guys is better than among us, call of duty, And Pubg
Cyberpunk
@@iguanotorious9806 really? Fall guys is better than cod bo1?
@@iguanotorious9806 boo! Only loser will be play fall guys
@@BruhMoment-fh8zc bro, stfu. Fall guys is goated. And among us is boring as dirt.
2:27 ur welcome
🤪🤪🤪🧱🧱🧱😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣
Thanks
Of course crouch is H.
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Yoooo the spy legend himself here? Unexpected
Remember that time Scott Cawthon made both a Game and Animated film out of the Pilgrim’s Progress
5:03 Charlie’s face lighting up with orange here is just perfectly timed
"Samantha was toast."
An understatement.
The Bible is hardcore
Hardest
Ayo you a cute lobster.
unbeatable
You know a kid whose Christian parents blocked most the internet and could only play Christian games had to make do with that chick at 1:18
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3:26 is better
yo they recorded the voice acting in a submarine
Nobody:
Samantha: “Jesus. You shot him” 🧍♀️
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Why was there a yellow mist around his groin instead of red where he was shot? Wtf
Oh no, you shot my child, anyways.
@@RndmGames Come on, if you're gonna advertise at least link to something you made and didn't repost off somewhere else.
@@notatrollll guess they shot him in the bladder...
"Life is a puzzle."
"In your case, a puzzle is life."
Oh ok- wait what
Hoping to see this become as popular in the speedrunning community as Mr. Krabs.
The Golden Cross is an odd title for this game, that’s really more of a William Jennings Bryan thing
Holy crap what a wildly obscure joke.
This is the greatest roast of all time
6:20 Viewer: "Why does she look like your mum?"
Charlie: *So you have chosen death*
The guy who made this clearly just decided to download every free rig he could.
I doubt he made anything, literally everything looks like it's asset flipped
"To ensure your not bored." Nice.
Before you comment something like
"jesus playing a game about himself" please realize that the comment is more generic than this asset flip game.
I've seen more comments about jesus jokes being generic, than the jokes themselves.
Guess who is generic now.
Alright, as soon as I've posted the comment, I've seen like 5 jesus jokes. Still though
@@parapanofff honestly no these 'haha charlie = jesus' comments are fucking endless
@@parapanofff "guess who Is generic now" still you because you literally just admitted to being at fault and your only excuse was still though. What a lame excuse for not being funny enough to come up with an original joke.
I like your comment, but it came about 10 minutes too late.
6:33 thats its a burn
“How do i sprint? i think i have to turn on my shoes”
Alright I need the VOD now. I have to see the whole thing, this is gold.
UA-cam asked me what I think of this video. Life changing is the only descriptive word needed
"Wait, it's all buckets!?"
-"Always has been."
Ah yes, this is the greatest "puzzle" game.
Ok
Ok
Ok
“greatest” “puzzle” “game”*
Okay
0:41 yeah man idk how the hell is that possible 1fkn GB and it's so big
2:34 I died when that voice appeared out of nowhere
6:04 Spine casually snaps in half.
You know.
Just Samantha Cooper things.
6:40 *you can't copyright public domain*
The shoes being Adio’s makes this the pinnacle of games.
Dude I loved adio’s back in like 2005. Wray’s were the shit. Christ I feel old lol.
@@fordracing351w Adios, globe, etnies, dc. Pick your poison lol.
“The Golden Cross”
The perfect game for Jesus!
Hahahaha you did the guy who said, 'is that your mom' so fckn nasty 🤣🤣🤣 love it. Don't see you slap back like that often 💪 keep it coming
God every single day i get like 3 notifications of a new upload, he uploads so much
Charlie: Bonus puzzle, let's go.
Also himself: nevermind.
“Need a break from hardcore games”
thats just another way of saying:
“OUR GAME IS BORING ASF”
1:39 that wasnt blood effect that was piss
1:18 Was about to think he was gonna say "whoa tiddy"
3:16 uses your (meaning it's urs or possessed by u) instead of you're (you are).
This is the greatest samantha cooper adventure of all time
That Matrix bullet dodge move while jumping forward is pretty cool 6:04
The budget for this game’s insane, they even managed to get Stephen Hawking to do the voice acting
@1:45 "My face is tired"
the absolute war flashbacks i got when charlie brought up the fitnessgram pacer test
There's a genius horror game called "Russiaphobia" that I think you would very much enjoy. I believe it is $0.75
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charlie you need to play Lizard Lady vs The Cats. It is a masterpiece
Dear god, I never knew something like this would be better than fallout NV.
Choosing
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Damn. One minute I'm staring at mom ass and the next UA-cam wants me to see some bearded guy talk about NASA. I was hoping for more Golden Cross. I really want to see where the developer decided to take this.
isn't that P.E. test you mentioned called the "Cooper test"? My god, it's all coming together!
4:10 you're*
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🚩
Amen
Why comment the same thing every video on every channel...
🤯
But what's your opinion on Saw-Con?
And here we have Jesus playing a non hardcore game.
Jesus playing Christian game
And here are us humans playing a Hardcore game, known as *Life*
He lives to not regret it
Lol 😆 I was Turing it up when you said "yeah I can't hear them either "
Damn, Laura Croft got really into Jesus
*more like Jesus got into her...controls*
Lmao
Alternative title: Jesus reviews game made by his followers
There is no such thing as “too much gaming”
Gamers are white supremacists. #cancelcr1tikal
@@iguanotorious9806 lmao are you high
@@DyslexicMitochondria definitely
@@iguanotorious9806 i have a strong feeling that you are a maximillmus fan
When he said "these are all buckets" I almost shit myself laughing I don't even know why I found it so funny
heart genuinely goes out to all of the indie devs out there, even your worst works are appreciated
The title should've been "Jesus plays a Christian Game"
Conklin
But then how would you know he bought it 🤔
This comment should have stayed in the drafts.
Valheim is over 1gb now just FYI, that was inevitable.
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Charlie: 'Is this Second Life?'
*Me, an actual Second Life user*: Hell no, not since 2009, it looks way better than this.
Plot twist, Smamntha Cooper is a distant relative of Jack Cooper.
Charlie:plot and adventure has that even been combined into 1 thing.
Ubisoft: I didn’t even know plot was a thing