At 4:29, right after she says "but everyone makes mistakes occasionally." You can see the life leave her eyes. It's as though a moment of PTSD is washing over her, and she's remembering some irreversible mistake, something unforgivable, unspeakable. What is it that hides behind those eyes?
She put everything on the tray in the wrong order, which led to a customer snapping like a twig and gouging her co-workers eyes out using their thumbs. The blood is on her hands, and she knows it. Wash them in the backline all you want, but the frontline won’t let you forget.
@@wulfbak I'm guessing she's Creole by the way she say's "Orda". She sounds weird because she's trying to mask or hide her spoken accent but some of it comes through just making the whole thing sound akward.
Cindy looks like she have seen some crazy shit in her life time. Why am I watching stuff like this, First McDonald's now Hardee's? Think the universe trying to tell me something, get a 3rd job, find some 🍑. NO! ✂️🥒
I thought I was the only one that noticed that! Her vocabulary was fine, but her accent was interesting...not in a bad way, but I've never heard such a voice like that before.
That's not nice; she's trying... but why all the girls up front and the young black guy in the back? I think we need to discuss this 'diversity training' with HR. ; )
Depends on the company. Most chains (restaurant or retail) have cut their staffing so much over the years, the managers end up running around doing all the work and spend a min. time "managing". I know, I used to work in retail mgt. for over a decade (before I wisely got out). It was a decent gig at first, but when corporate's greedy ass started cutting staff's hours year after year, toward the end I was just a stressed out glorified stockboy/cashier chasing my own tail trying to keep up with everything. It sucked ass.
I learned calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, hydraulics, soil mechanics, steel design, concrete design and lots of other stuff...just so I could show up every day without worrying about completing your checklist. With that said I've never pushed the limit on "wearing pants". BUTT I have noticed that people who can't wear pants correctly set themselves up for failure.
There are tricks you can use to drive those times down even with the slowest customers. Wait until they're done/almost done ordering to start ringing it in so you arent on the clock while they're still ordering. You have to know how much you can accurately memorize in order for this to be effective, otherwise you'll lose time asking them to repeat themselves or getting the order wrong. Anything past 3 meals and I knew I had to start ringing it in. Each time a customer orders an item quickly repeat it back to them followed by "care for anything else this evening/morning/today?" That way you can confirm the end of the order more quickly. And if someone needs time but they're taking a while, randomly say "I'm sorry what was that?" as though you cant hear them. Even if they arent ready yet this at least gets them talking so you can gauge how much longer they'll take, and you can always chalk the misunderstanding up to the intercom.
I think a better slogan would be "Getting your S.H.I.T together": Speedy - Making the order as fast as possible. High quality service - Maintaining the company's standard while delivering quick service. Interaction - Letting the customers know you are their top priority in the drive thru. Teamwork - Self explanatory.
i just watched all of theeda’s parts several times(her parts are all fantastic). i’m not sure if i’ve reached the low point in my life or the high point, but i’m definitely high on theeda
My first "real job" (if you can call it that) was at a company owned Taco Bell. They set impossible goals. Something like 20 seconds from the time the order is taken until everything is complete. Those goals were just used as reasons to fire managers that they didn't like. The happy employees in this video were proud of their 22 second service at the start. The only way you can keep doing that is either serve the customers slop, or frozen hamburgers. It's impossible. At In-N-Out Burger, service is slow, but customers are OK with that, knowing a better product takes longer. Waiting five minutes for something that is good is worth the wait. 22 seconds gets you something that is inedible. If that's what you want, go to the place in this video.
When I worked at McDonalds in ‘81, there was one girl where her only job was the fry station. All the rest of us had to learn and do multiple jobs. What a gig she had!
The local Hardee's was my favorite when I was a kid (mid 80's). For about a year I worked at the same Hardee's as a teen in the mid 90's when I was a freshman in high school. Not long after the were bought/merged (whatever) out by Carl's Jr. and it all went to shit. Those p.o.s. terminals were old and outdated when I worked there. I remember them well... they were awful. I also remember those drive through headsets. They were analog (obviously) and worked on the same freq. as every toy two-way radio, baby monitor, and portable phone out there so you can imagined how useful they were.
My girl Laura, at 2:53... I've heard a lot of accents in my life... but that one might be the most confusing, nondescript, and downright-baffling one I heard thus far. And I'm from the U.K- the home of confusing regional accents.
You would think but I've met a young man in McDonalds a few years back that was just like that. Absolutely pleasent and surprise surprise everyone loved him and some people went in just because he was in there. Some people just take pride in what they do whatever it is they do.
1:21 I love how she says "we got to be fast", like its the most important thing in the world. Medics got to be fast, fireman got be fast. The world wont fall if you toss that fries in a minute later.
You do know this was all staged right?This is how the company would like you to act not how they actually carried themselves. 99 percent of people who worked at fast food joints in those days had the same demeanor as they do now. Sheesh get a clue
That happened to me when I worked at Burger King. I took the order from the toilet, washed my hands, entered it, and got it out to them within the mandatory time frame. (It was over 20 years ago, so I don’t remember what the time limit was.)
First time I've seen Advance Auto Parts' previous logo! Does anyone know where this particular Hardee's is/was? It'd be neat if it were still in operation today. This is obviously in a Southern state somewhere...
Hey! Sorry for the late reply, the location is in Rocky Mount, NC Sadly the building is non operational and just sits there. That Advance Auto moved across the street (beside the yellow building which used to be Hardee’s) and that trapezoid looking building in background is an after market car audio location. Where Advance Auto move from is now a hair salon and a florist. A lot of these videos were shot in Rocky Mount and if you find others I can point them out too
I remember. I was working my very first job at Winchell's Doughnuts... Then just 3 years later, I made $7.10 an hour stocking shelves for Nabisco, and I thought I'd hit the lottery.
Pretending that living in the past will solve your problems will only create problems. Full time at $3.50 an hour is about $8k gross per year. My mother raised us on a moderately higher income on her own in a mediocre house that had no A/C. She she paid about $4k per year on her mortgage. After taxes...NO! You couldn't make minimum wage back then and own a home even if you split a mortgage payment. If you earn minimum wage right now, just as back then, your are putting in minimal effort and don't deserve a better life. Wages are tied to effort. If a person wants more then they should try harder to get more.
Please send this video to the Hardees in Richmond Va and especially the one located on Parham and Staples Mill. That store has to be the SLOWEST of any place I have been to. Not to say the employees are totally rude and get mad with you because they screw up your order. I think they are all on some sort of a drug.
Irene looks like she’s the kind of manager who enjoys writing up the employees.
I think we found what Karen does for a job.
You know good and well Irene spends most of the day in the office. She only comes out to yell at someone.
If I had a dime for every boss that I had who did that, I’d be richer than the [late/former] Shah of Iran.
Back in the day at McDonald’s the manager had a desk right outside the grill area. Good way to micro-manage. Wish he had an office.
Yea she has that look she looks like a you know what a b
/-
We aren't in a hurry. We're just lazy.
ya think ?
Missy Finley In a hurry to die of coronary heart disease more like
And if you are in a hurry, it's not my problem if you're late.
Nothing like a training video for a fast food restaurant from the 1980’s/1990’s.......best masturbation porn on You Tube.
Or want less social contact
Man that opening song is probably the most “80s training video” song ever
You know you're bored ASF when you watch training videos.
nah dude, high... high af
Why the hell would you watch training videos when you're high?
Or drunk.
Mood asf 😂😂😂
@@moke5775 coincidentally, if you're working fast food you're probably high af too. My crew at Burger King was.
"Hi, I'm Theda, It's my job to draw your drinks. While you're waiting, would you like to look at this picture of a milkshake I painted earlier ?"
At 4:29, right after she says "but everyone makes mistakes occasionally." You can see the life leave her eyes. It's as though a moment of PTSD is washing over her, and she's remembering some irreversible mistake, something unforgivable, unspeakable. What is it that hides behind those eyes?
IT’S TRUE! She dies a bit
she was asking for help. these people aren't what they seem. Wanna spend friday with me? it'd be holly jolly of you. kay, see ya then!
Lmao
She put everything on the tray in the wrong order, which led to a customer snapping like a twig and gouging her co-workers eyes out using their thumbs. The blood is on her hands, and she knows it. Wash them in the backline all you want, but the frontline won’t let you forget.
Laura has the best accent and delivery of script reading.
what the hell is her accent? It's a mix of a lot of accents. Is she a Highlander?
@@wulfbak she's from Cambodia
@@wulfbak I'm guessing she's Creole by the way she say's "Orda". She sounds weird because she's trying to mask or hide her spoken accent but some of it comes through just making the whole thing sound akward.
@Gregory McDonald HAHAHHAHA! I spat my choccy milk
She sounds like a ball bearing bouncing around in an engine
Where's my home girl, Hope? 🤔
She was fired for being a bitch off camera
Right?!! lol
That was why I clicked on this video! LOL
Hope went on to be a store manager at a different location
IKR!?!?
I imagine this is exactly what hell is like.
ᴇхcepт ιғ yoυ geт an order wrong, yoυ're gang rαρєd вy angry deмonѕ. wнen yoυ geт вacĸ, ιrene тellѕ yoυ тнaт coυnтѕ aѕ yoυr lυncн вreaĸ.
Cindy looks like she have seen some crazy shit in her life time. Why am I watching stuff like this, First McDonald's now Hardee's? Think the universe trying to tell me something, get a 3rd job, find some 🍑. NO! ✂️🥒
They won't let Lara work the drive through because she has a weird accent.
I thought I was the only one that noticed that! Her vocabulary was fine, but her accent was interesting...not in a bad way, but I've never heard such a voice like that before.
It's a Southern accent, I'd guess Georgia region.
That's not nice; she's trying... but why all the girls up front and the young black guy in the back? I think we need to discuss this 'diversity training' with HR. ; )
@2:54 I loved listening to her, but yeah I get you. Nonetheless she is adorable.
@@muzkat101
Because people would rather see good looking women when they order food than some dude. Is that so hard to understand?
why not just leave the window open all the time then you can just throw the food at the customer as soon as its done
after all, it is fast food. grab it and growl.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣
So Brilliant!
Lmao I laughed way more than I should have 😂😂
I broke Hardee's record for the fastest drive- through by snatching the food without paying and smashing through the barrier.
Irene: Wait a minute, what about me?
Drive-thru team: *flinches reflexively* 💀
Managers never really change - everywhere has an Irene who stands around doing nothing apart from criticise people but thinks they’re super important
Depends on the company. Most chains (restaurant or retail) have cut their staffing so much over the years, the managers end up running around doing all the work and spend a min. time "managing". I know, I used to work in retail mgt. for over a decade (before I wisely got out). It was a decent gig at first, but when corporate's greedy ass started cutting staff's hours year after year, toward the end I was just a stressed out glorified stockboy/cashier chasing my own tail trying to keep up with everything. It sucked ass.
look at that wince from everyone when Irene comes out. Then, they scatter. I get the impression no one likes her.
She sleeps with their boyfriends and beats them up after work.
I have a manager like Irene literally no one likes her and we ALL talk crap about her😂
This movie deserves a sequel.
I love how Irene, the manager, buts in and states the obvious..."Right now I'm overseeing the drive thru area."
Lol today most of the time is one person doing everything not 3
XoXKyleXXX I’ve taken an order, made it, cashed it out and handed it out. I do it often and it sucks lmao.
When I was at taco bell I took the ordered poured the drinks and cashed it out I was a machine and owned that station
soon it will be machines
Yes, I’ve seen staff close early because it was 2 v 25 customers
Looks like Irene is on a power trip, yet she's kept the same position for 17 years and continues to make $9.75 an hour.
its about commitment and great benefits
Not sure about Hardees, but some other fast food managers make quite a bit more than that.
@@gregoryfreeman9073 it was a joke. 🙄
@@votpavel When I worked in fast-food (a very long time ago) the only "great" benefit was free food for employees on duty.
@@roachtoasties im joking,couldnt give two shits about those demonic places.Normal people shouldnt be working there
A.C.T.? Look, you're paying me minimum wage, so you're lucky I showed up on time, sober and wearing pants.
I would say can I taste your milk miss
Totally!
Definitely not sober
I learned calculus, differential equations, thermodynamics, hydraulics, soil mechanics, steel design, concrete design and lots of other stuff...just so I could show up every day without worrying about completing your checklist. With that said I've never pushed the limit on "wearing pants". BUTT I have noticed that people who can't wear pants correctly set themselves up for failure.
Deborah is correct, your attention should be on the customer at all times ( Like not talking to the camera while they drive off without paying )..
We can’t be the fastest in the business if people keep coming through and take 2 minutes just to decide what they want.
Or ask if they can have multiple orders.
Or if they keep asking for extra condiments.
There are tricks you can use to drive those times down even with the slowest customers. Wait until they're done/almost done ordering to start ringing it in so you arent on the clock while they're still ordering. You have to know how much you can accurately memorize in order for this to be effective, otherwise you'll lose time asking them to repeat themselves or getting the order wrong. Anything past 3 meals and I knew I had to start ringing it in.
Each time a customer orders an item quickly repeat it back to them followed by "care for anything else this evening/morning/today?" That way you can confirm the end of the order more quickly.
And if someone needs time but they're taking a while, randomly say "I'm sorry what was that?" as though you cant hear them. Even if they arent ready yet this at least gets them talking so you can gauge how much longer they'll take, and you can always chalk the misunderstanding up to the intercom.
5:57 almost a head on crash
"Woohoo! 21 seconds ! I beat the record for the fastest service !" "Did you get the payment ?" "Oh, shit.."
I'm laughing my butt off at your comments tonight !!!
@@pantegohummus8215 Thank you, I try - Cheesy old training films are always good for taking the piss out of ! :D
I think a better slogan would be "Getting your S.H.I.T together":
Speedy - Making the order as fast as possible.
High quality service - Maintaining the company's standard while delivering quick service.
Interaction - Letting the customers know you are their top priority in the drive thru.
Teamwork - Self explanatory.
Lol
this is the best comment i've seen here, 💯!
😅 that took some thought
Nothing like having a hypoglycaemic attack at 3AM and watching Hardee's training videos.
i just watched all of theeda’s parts several times(her parts are all fantastic). i’m not sure if i’ve reached the low point in my life or the high point, but i’m definitely high on theeda
My first "real job" (if you can call it that) was at a company owned Taco Bell. They set impossible goals. Something like 20 seconds from the time the order is taken until everything is complete. Those goals were just used as reasons to fire managers that they didn't like. The happy employees in this video were proud of their 22 second service at the start. The only way you can keep doing that is either serve the customers slop, or frozen hamburgers. It's impossible. At In-N-Out Burger, service is slow, but customers are OK with that, knowing a better product takes longer. Waiting five minutes for something that is good is worth the wait. 22 seconds gets you something that is inedible. If that's what you want, go to the place in this video.
Metrics in shitty jobs are always insane.
*swings around with disturbing open mouth smile* "HI, I'm Deborah!" Me: *jumps back* "uhh ... Hi Deborah..."
Marry me Laura I need that accent in my yankee life
Leave her alone she's mine
She must be an old hag now hahah
The order taker is the nerve center of the entire operation.
*nervous
*nerd
When I was at Hardee's we called it getting your
Soda
Hamburger
Ice Cream
The condiments
Together.
Mark Huse I see what you did there.
@@amb-yz9ee clever
Very clever mark.... Very clear. Man, I gotta use that.
Oh no it’s learning lol on a side note worked for them for three years and I will say it a load of bull
Love how the manager buts in and states the obvious. "Right now i'm over seeing the drive thru."
Back in the days when the district manager had them all party at his house!
6:08 - “Missed a spot, idiot.”
Who works strictly drink station? I would love that job
Seriously?! :) Easy and awesome job!
Aim High my friend...aim high as fuck.
When I worked at McDonalds in ‘81, there was one girl where her only job was the fry station. All the rest of us had to learn and do multiple jobs. What a gig she had!
Me too but I would mess up the order
Laura, youre pushing fries, youre not the nerve center of anything, its time for your first 15 minute break...
Getting your act together. Rule #1: Hurry up or Mr. Hardee will kick your butt.
4:20 I don't think I've ever seen a restaurant use those marker buttons on the drink lid.
I have mostly for distinguishing between a DP and a Coke in the same order
Any other time travellers who are using Hardee's employee as their backstory here?
they are very protective of their employees. you must delete this comment as soon as possible, if you're still alive.
Next time I order a drink, I'm gonna say "Draw me a Coke"
Don’t be the hero we want; be the legend we need and demand a liter of cola.
The local Hardee's was my favorite when I was a kid (mid 80's). For about a year I worked at the same Hardee's as a teen in the mid 90's when I was a freshman in high school. Not long after the were bought/merged (whatever) out by Carl's Jr. and it all went to shit.
Those p.o.s. terminals were old and outdated when I worked there. I remember them well... they were awful. I also remember those drive through headsets. They were analog (obviously) and worked on the same freq. as every toy two-way radio, baby monitor, and portable phone out there so you can imagined how useful they were.
yeah, get your act together or your FIRED!!!!!
*you're fired
A -- Always
B -- Be
F -- Following Procedure
A -- Attention
I -- Interest
D -- Descision
A -- Action
Burgers are for closers only
Never seen a white girl working at hardee's
Kazak Thranduil I seen a PAWG at one
Well the good old days are gone when white women had pride
I have but they look like meth heads
I used to work at Burger King, and I'm white, and no one believes me. That was back in the early 1990s.
@@wakeupscreaming9883 a white guy at the bk huh?? Riiiiight! Who else worked with you? Bigfoot??
These training videos are just educating me on how stressful and tedious these jobs are. And they get paid shit.
I waited nearly 20min at my local Hardee's talk about the fastest in the business!
My girl Laura, at 2:53... I've heard a lot of accents in my life... but that one might be the most confusing, nondescript, and downright-baffling one I heard thus far.
And I'm from the U.K- the home of confusing regional accents.
Sounds maybe... Pennsylvanian of some sort; Pittsburgh perhaps? Pennsylvanian bordering Ohio sort of.
They all hid their smart phones when Irene came out!
Sorry. There were no smartphones in 1989.
More like flip phones..
I want to finish this video as soon as possible
3:48 The drink girl looks like Ginger Lynn.
1:42 no drive thru order taking robots, yet.
Where's the part where they train you how to handle a naked non-paying "guest" who won't leave the eating area?
"What about me?"
"Oh yeah, this is Irene. She's a bitch."
*team runs away*
What happened to Hope from the other Hardee's training video? Did she get fired already?
Irene had to make a business decision.
She found a better paying gig over at Spencer's Gifts.
She's working at Old Country Buffet and dating the meat carver
@@peterson88keyz Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
@@Charles_De_Mar Boy I’ll say!
Wendy's needs to watch this video.
Wendy's training videos are the best in the business. There is nothing to learn here.
Have you seen Cold Drinks? Or Grill Skills?
@@samfiadrangus9188 I've seen them all! I have them saved in my NAS. haha
@@KevboKev I'm in love with the Cold Drinks girl.
Taco Bell is the slowest in my town.....at least 5 minutes waiting. Been like that for years.
@@samfiadrangus9188 Hot Drinks is the best one.
I think we are all just craving for some 80's and 90's era video.
The last time any Hardee’s was cleaned was right around when this video was made
They got 4 white women taking orders and making drinks and one black fella on the "back line" by himself lol.. oh the 80's
Trust me, he is better off away from all the estrogen.
He's def back there by choice.
But they're all serving, that's the point
there’s a reason theeda is the thumbnail. she is the goddess of civilization.
Now “Welcome Hardee’s take yo order.” .... “What u say?”
The soulless smiles and fake friendliness is depressing AF.
Nobody has ever been/will ever be as enthusiastic as “Cindy” about working a fast food drive thru.
You would think but I've met a young man in McDonalds a few years back that was just like that. Absolutely pleasent and surprise surprise everyone loved him and some people went in just because he was in there. Some people just take pride in what they do whatever it is they do.
1:21 I love how she says "we got to be fast", like its the most important thing in the world. Medics got to be fast, fireman got be fast. The world wont fall if you toss that fries in a minute later.
You don’t want to suffer the wrath of Irene.
@@yellowblanka6058Imagine beign her husband..
@jero …Or your English teacher!..
What if hell is just an 80s hardee's training video
I like Cindy! The intro was classic!
One black guy with all those white women's. What a black man's paradise that must have been
5:16, Harry and the Henderson's station wagon.
Where’s Maria, Concheeta, and marisol?
Who else is watching this in COVID-19 2020?
Who would dislike this? It's great
Playing Laura is probably Parker Posey’s greatest role.
Laura is adorable
Hardees was a fun place to work, I started at the age of 20 there and worked for a few years.
Any high level organization would absolutely love engaged, professional workers like that these days!
I like the background music in this video
It gives off that late 80s vibe
In 1986 over 50% of business is done in Hardee's drive through. Well now it's 2020/2021 and it's doubled girls so put on your mask and get busy LOL.
I miss hope
I'll have a hamburger with no bun and fries with no salt.
you want half soda and half water in a cup as well
They actually have a hamburger with no bun use to work for them it was hell
wow so different to today's restaurants so much more better
You do know this was all staged right?This is how the company would like you to act not how they actually carried themselves. 99 percent of people who worked at fast food joints in those days had the same demeanor as they do now. Sheesh get a clue
@@mattkennedy6115 honestly it was worse as far as getting the right stuff, I think general computer literacy plus POS touch screens has helped a ton.
What happened if Lara or Theda were on a piss-break when an order came through to their station ?
Or if they were both in the storeroom scissoring!
That happened to me when I worked at Burger King. I took the order from the toilet, washed my hands, entered it, and got it out to them within the mandatory time frame. (It was over 20 years ago, so I don’t remember what the time limit was.)
Rating the 80's Hardee's Chicks....Irene= 4.5....Debra= 5 at best...Theeta(?)= 5.5....Cindy=6... Laura=Good LAWD OFF the Scale!!!
Ya....idk how to spell Theetas? name either. Lmao at this! I give the 80s team lower scores though
Got that double meat cheeseburger ASS too
Laura is mediocre AF
Irene cracks the whip
These gals are in their 50's now and are grandmas with very young grandchildren.
Now, I just get told to pull up and wait most of the time.
laura, you are so pretty
The Griswold's eat at Hardee's!
One of the most underrated fast food places!
Yeah, get your shit together girls!!! This seems like a hostage situation at best.
First time I've seen Advance Auto Parts' previous logo! Does anyone know where this particular Hardee's is/was? It'd be neat if it were still in operation today. This is obviously in a Southern state somewhere...
Hey! Sorry for the late reply, the location is in Rocky Mount, NC Sadly the building is non operational and just sits there. That Advance Auto moved across the street (beside the yellow building which used to be Hardee’s) and that trapezoid looking building in background is an after market car audio location. Where Advance Auto move from is now a hair salon and a florist. A lot of these videos were shot in Rocky Mount and if you find others I can point them out too
Is there an instructional video tape that goes through the disinfection process on the Fun Machine?
Geee!! Those gals sure are super excited to be so fast at the drive thru!! Wow! How fun!! Can I work there? Can I?
I love these early 90's videos. She looks quite nice serving that drive thru window!
Windur
Hardee’s is now the longest drive thru
New drinking game. Take a shot for every "as possible" in the video. 🥳
There is no I in teamwork.
The I stands for Irene
Boy at around $3.50 an hour, when this was made, I would care so much.
You could probablly split a mortgage on that back then lol
I remember. I was working my very first job at Winchell's Doughnuts... Then just 3 years later, I made $7.10 an hour stocking shelves for Nabisco, and I thought I'd hit the lottery.
@@TVHouseHistorian wait, when was this video made? 1987? 1988?
Pretending that living in the past will solve your problems will only create problems. Full time at $3.50 an hour is about $8k gross per year. My mother raised us on a moderately higher income on her own in a mediocre house that had no A/C. She she paid about $4k per year on her mortgage. After taxes...NO! You couldn't make minimum wage back then and own a home even if you split a mortgage payment. If you earn minimum wage right now, just as back then, your are putting in minimal effort and don't deserve a better life. Wages are tied to effort. If a person wants more then they should try harder to get more.
Caring about your work brings higher wages, not vice versa.
If you know what Hardee's this is you can go there and these same girls still work there today. They are just a bit older and weight 200 lbs more.
Another restaurant training video! =D
If my boss ever told me to "Get my A.C.T together,"
I'm gonna hurt someone.
2:30. That girl has the reverse "Karen " haircut. Short in the front, long in the back.
Please send this video to the Hardees in Richmond Va and especially the one located on Parham and Staples Mill. That store has to be the SLOWEST of any place I have been to. Not to say the employees are totally rude and get mad with you because they screw up your order. I think they are all on some sort of a drug.
what color are they? the mexicans that run the lofton location are fast as fuck.
what color are they? the mexicans that run the lofton location are fast as fuck.
Wow. You care way too much about fast food.