I neither understand nor speak a word of Finnish but I find it fascinating to listen to him. As someone else has already written, he speaks much faster in Finnish and also the type of humour seems different.
Kiitos kun toit taas tämänkin mieleemme Hieman asian sivusta, onhan ylimääräisten aineiden elimistöstä tyhjentäminen *ehdottomasti* yksi perustarve... Se taisi Ismolta tuossa unohtua
0:03 Sometimes someone wants my autograph and its always exciting and i'm always scared if i fuck it up 0:10 everytime everyone is like "you are left handed" "well some people are" 0:20 i play guitar right handed and play badminton right handed, if i'd play badminton. I do almost everything right handed 0:30 i write and eat left handed 0:35 human has four basic needs and i sleep on my left side and eat with my left hand. I procreate and defence myself on my right hand. 0:45 Those are the four human basic needs: self-defence, procreating, sleeping and eating. 0:48 Nowadays those four needs are going to the wrong way comparing to back in the days 0:53 eating is harder than ever, you always feel bad for food additives 0:57 sleeping, you never have time to sleep, i'd rather stay awake and play angry birds 1:00 self-defence, nowadays nobody defences themselves. Back in the day if someone insulted you, you'd hit him with leather glove then have a duel with pistols. 1:10 Nowadays you just smile then go to internet and type "he's dickhead" -regards, Anonymous 1:18 And procreating, back in the day you'd just have sex. Nowadays it's not enough. You have to take lessons. Wife takes you to Tantric Sex lessons. 1:33 You have to read women's magazines. "10 ways to have sex wrong" After you read women's magazines, you'd be afraid to even try to have sex. 1:42 How is that possible that you have to read Cosmopolitan for three years, before you know how to put your dick in.
His jokes does not work translated. Translation miss so much fine details of language and you can't translate everything. Also he never said Cosmopolitan, he said Anna that is a Finnish women's magazine. Name "Anna" is a woman's name, but he also made another joke of it because it has another meaning too: "Give (it)!"
Yes and he talks a lot more in his Finnish standups than the English ones lol. The English ones are way funnier though btw! The Finnish ones are not the same, they’re barely even funny lol
Oikeakätiselle oikea käsi on oikea käsi ja vasen käsi on väärä käsi, mutta vasenkätiselle vasen käsi on oikea käsi ja oikea käsi on väärä käsi. Ilmaisinko riittävän selkeästi? 😁
@@lefa5895 I know that säoot is sä oot, I just wanted to add a personal touch. :) I was undecisive; should I go with "menix" or säoot... Lived in Suomi for some years (no longer do) I know the language in and out... I really think Ismo has something going, something that could be really profound, in his English act but he needs to produce more material. Maybe that's the problem?
Varför prata danska om ingen förstår? ;) In writing it is just fine, but then it comes out "VÄUFFÖÄ ÄBÖNNEEE PÄH ÖN KÄNÄÄÄULLL MÄNN IIIIGE FÖEHSTÄÄUUUHHÖÖÄ?"
I neither understand nor speak a word of Finnish but I find it fascinating to listen to him. As someone else has already written, he speaks much faster in Finnish and also the type of humour seems different.
Kyllä Ismon jutut on parhaimpia, repesin ihan kunnolla 🤣
En taida olla ainoa jolla tuli ekana vasemmalla käteen vetäminen mieleen
@@bilinasmini3480 Ei, kyllä sinä olet ainoa. Mistä sinulle nyt tuonlainen tuli mieleen?
Ja vielä nainen!
Hyi, häpeä!
@@Jeppe-j3s Se on botti joka on kopioinu biltemamotorworksin kommentin.
Ei kyllä iske.
Lisää suomenkielistä kontenttia 🥰
Jotkut pyyhkivät takapuolensa oikealla kädellä, jotkut vasemmalla. Itse pyyhin paperilla.
Classic
Kiitos kun toit taas tämänkin mieleemme
Hieman asian sivusta, onhan ylimääräisten aineiden elimistöstä tyhjentäminen *ehdottomasti* yksi perustarve... Se taisi Ismolta tuossa unohtua
Pyyhin paperilla joka on kädessä
Osui ja uppos^^
Monet sanoo että istuu tietokoneella kaikki päivät;
Minä istun tuolilla tietokoneen äärellä.
@@mazz1985 Jos et ole ehtinyt juoda kahvia loppuun ja joku tarjoaa lisää "saako kaataa päälle" jos kuitenkin kuppiin.
0:03 Sometimes someone wants my autograph and its always exciting and i'm always scared if i fuck it up
0:10 everytime everyone is like "you are left handed" "well some people are"
0:20 i play guitar right handed and play badminton right handed, if i'd play badminton. I do almost everything right handed
0:30 i write and eat left handed
0:35 human has four basic needs and i sleep on my left side and eat with my left hand. I procreate and defence myself on my right hand.
0:45 Those are the four human basic needs: self-defence, procreating, sleeping and eating.
0:48 Nowadays those four needs are going to the wrong way comparing to back in the days
0:53 eating is harder than ever, you always feel bad for food additives
0:57 sleeping, you never have time to sleep, i'd rather stay awake and play angry birds
1:00 self-defence, nowadays nobody defences themselves. Back in the day if someone insulted you, you'd hit him with leather glove then have a duel with pistols.
1:10 Nowadays you just smile then go to internet and type "he's dickhead" -regards, Anonymous
1:18 And procreating, back in the day you'd just have sex. Nowadays it's not enough. You have to take lessons. Wife takes you to Tantric Sex lessons.
1:33 You have to read women's magazines. "10 ways to have sex wrong"
After you read women's magazines, you'd be afraid to even try to have sex.
1:42 How is that possible that you have to read Cosmopolitan for three years, before you know how to put your dick in.
His jokes does not work translated. Translation miss so much fine details of language and you can't translate everything.
Also he never said Cosmopolitan, he said Anna that is a Finnish women's magazine. Name "Anna" is a woman's name, but he also made another joke of it because it has another meaning too: "Give (it)!"
@@瓦森 Good points! I just thought nobody knows what "Anna" magazine is so i just turned it into Cosmopolitan
Thanks for the translation!
That was quite funny.
And I believe it would be even more if I understood the language. 😉
Vasen!
Taas kolme uutta ismoo - toinen joulu!
Määki kirjotan vasemmalla, oikea hoitaa puhelimen ja saksien käytön ja perseen pyyhkimisen
Runkutus menee molemmil...
Juurikin näin. Vasurit tietää ja osaa. 😆
En taida olla ainoa jolla tuli ekana vasemmalla käteen vetäminen mieleen
Toiset tekee asiat kunnolla, mutta Ismo tekee nimmarit vasemmalla kädellä...
Vähän niin kuin lääkärit.
Noniin
Felt like u were dissing me personally the whole time
You speak so much faster in Finnish than in English!! (At least it seems like that. More words per unit of time)
Yes and he talks a lot more in his Finnish standups than the English ones lol. The English ones are way funnier though btw! The Finnish ones are not the same, they’re barely even funny lol
@@marias6583 what do you mean not funny?
@@likkidixx His English standups are wayyy better and funnier
@@marias6583 ok, let's agree to disagree🙂
@@marias6583 Suomeks on paljon hauskempaa kun ei tartte kuunnella rallienglantia
Itse kirjoitan kynällä
Hah haa olitpa hauska 👍👍
@wnnalis cioov Heh hee
Mulla on sama homma että vain kirjotan vasurilla, muut menee oikeella.
please add some subtitles. dutch would be nice, english acceptable :P
Oikeakätiselle oikea käsi on oikea käsi ja vasen käsi on väärä käsi, mutta vasenkätiselle vasen käsi on oikea käsi ja oikea käsi on väärä käsi. Ilmaisinko riittävän selkeästi? 😁
Oh, my... Sooo wanted to hear this, but alas, don't understand Finnish, damn!!!!
His English standups are WAY funnier! The Finnish ones are kind of meh 😄
Nothing that a couple of decades of practice can't fix.
You're fun, sadly not in Swedish
Itsehän en käytä oikeaa kättä kuin pyyhkimiseen ja kättelyyn sekä oven avaukseen 👋
😅😅😂
He's funnier in English. Ismo hei säoot hauskempi englanniksi. Meniks se oikein?
Yes it went
Well säoot is sä oot but everybody can understand it :)
@@lefa5895 I know that säoot is sä oot, I just wanted to add a personal touch. :) I was undecisive; should I go with "menix" or säoot... Lived in Suomi for some years (no longer do) I know the language in and out... I really think Ismo has something going, something that could be really profound, in his English act but he needs to produce more material. Maybe that's the problem?
IMHO: Actually, if you happen to be native Finn, then he is funnier in Finnish.
Why subscribe to a channel you don't understand ?
Come on ISMO , SUBTITLES 😤😊
DANISH : Hvorfor abonnere på en kanal man ikke forstår ?
Varför prata danska om ingen förstår? ;)
In writing it is just fine, but then it comes out "VÄUFFÖÄ ÄBÖNNEEE PÄH ÖN KÄNÄÄÄULLL MÄNN IIIIGE FÖEHSTÄÄUUUHHÖÖÄ?"
Don't let the door hit your arse!
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@@juusomaenpaa7236 tiiän oon vaa parempi ku kaikki muut
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