Promo: Xenonion News
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- Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
- In a galaxy that's dark and full of news, it's difficult to know who to trust. You need facts. You need... Xenonion News.
Xenonion News: @StellarisOfficial' most trusted news source - according to four out of the five arthropods we nerve stapled.
Links:
► Home: xenonion.com
► Discord: / discord
► Facebook: / xenonionnews
► Instagram: / xenonionnews
► Patreon: / xenonionnews
► Reddit: / xenonion
► TikTok: / xenonionnews
► Twitter: / xenonionnews
Copyright:
► Voiceover: David H.M. Lambert (@Fiverr dfwactor)
► Animations / Graphics: Under license from MotionVFX, Shutterstock, Storyblocks,
► Audio: 'Epic Moments' and 'Champion' under license from PremiumBeat
*All other content copyright to Paradox Interactive Studios; we are not affiliated with them and do not represent their views.
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@StellarisOfficial Stellaris - Topic
I'm a nerve-stappled arthropod and this is my favourite news network on the Citadel.
I'm also a nerve stapled arthropoid and this is also my favorite new network.
I'm also a nerve stapled arthropoid and this is also my favorite new network.
I'm also a nerve stapled arthropod, but this is not my -
Highest production value out of any TV stations i ever watched
TV station? Why havent you put a galactic news chip in your brain yet?
@@gustavoboscardin9351 Fanatic Spiritualist.
the most trustful news station in the galaxy is not a very high bar to set, considering how trustworthy terran news is
How dare you question the honesty of the GTUNN!
"We're your best source of news on the Xyanki-Terran war over planet Treefiddy! Wait, I'm getting a report that our News Titan has arrived on the scene: we are now your ONLY source of news on the Xyanki-Terran war over planet Treefiddy!"
Oh I've been missing you guys! And I see you've brought the guy from honest game trailers!
It's great to have such awesome fan content for the game! I love to watch Xenonion News
The only news network I will ever trust.
In memory of Mercedes Romero
Xenonion should be new DLC. Or at least mod.
I love how Cindy has the feathers of a male member of her species.
"Cindy" is a perfectly acceptable name for a male of their species!
Cindy always says it's a 50% chance of a meteor shower...
That's how probability works, if two events can happen, then it's a 50/50 chance!
@@jukahri Yes I know. That's the joke.
"New pictures show a hull bump and what appears to be a shipyard" 😭😭
God I forgot how much I love Xenonion news.
That means it's time for your biannual check-up at the local nerve-stapling centre.
I love how the weather is -270C and sunny everywhere
4 out of 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.
How the hell did the 5th said no!
Must’ve died before it could’ve said yes!
It died
I much appreciate your work, Xenonion Team! Thanks to your impartial report, I’ve discovered the most delicious Blorgs are indeed from
Antares Sector
I like how the coverage of the Unbidden invasion is both a commentary about how mainstream news ignores important events as well as a joke about how the AI never seem to really care when it happens
RIP Unity
Criminally underrated
Xenonion DLC for Stellaris when? There could be little news segments for important key events like cryses, wars, large battles, changes in government/ethics, etc., narrated by you guys using some of the default AI empire names and maybe some voiceover AI for custom player empire names?
And the Advisors could have quips about Xenonion News whenever it pops up. "Oh this program is *always* my favorite," said the Xenophile advisor, and "a loud horde of rabblerousers wish to impinge upon our attention," for the Militarist advisor.
...YES
One thing I liked in Master of Orion 2 was the occasional galactic news interruptions to gameplay. Wish Stellaris had something like that.
Eagerly waiting for the Xenonion News DLC for Stellaris. 😁
Is there a way to access that "Galaxy's Sexiest Fungoids" article? Asking for a friend of course.
We are one. We are all. Our unity cannot be divided.
I'm submitting an application. I promise to keep the necromancy and cannibalism to a negligible minimum.
The only news source I trust.
Ah, I remember the Photosynthesizing sport. Especially the final round of 2462 between Amaranth Linnaeus and Xanova ka Flumen. Now that was a fight worthy of an epic!
It lasted nearly the entire day! I was so exhausted trying keep pace!
I only trust the financial jargon that comes from Xenonian news.
By the nine, Naomi Miller really has to get a handle on her zro intake, it's beginning to show!
Make more videos! ❤️
A channel on par with the Harry Gold Show
It's reassuring to know such a reputable newsource has my back
Xenonion News is truly the best
Awesome, it's my favorite news source.
Sure, the news is great. But I'm all in for the deep space blacksite on the xenonion news station.
Nearly as stimulating as the "Pan galactic gargle blasterTM"
Ah, great to see this. Welcome back!
"4 out of 5 arthropods we nerve-stapled"
Sounds to me like there were a few executions that day...
Best stellaris séries. Want to know how you animate the Sprites
The Mon'sci Imperial Monarchy happily supports this broadcasting.
Gotta love the news Titan
I was just wondering the other day where I can find news about the Unbidden.
Damn ads.
i love spaceweather
Shouldnt that be the news juggernaut lol
Still more honest then mainstream media
Oof, Hask'Kalas didn't get mentioned this time.
The Xenonion being Based as usual
Oh yeah
I get the sense that this ad is parodying an actual news channel but I'm not sure which one.
I'd rather watch Xenonion than news sources back on Earth
I’m from another universe through a portal on mars, and we have an alternative promo to this from months if not years ago that’s WAY better than this…
This is still a great promo, according to 4 out of 5 arthropods you’ve nervestapled.
holy fuck this is so good
Its BEAUTIFUL
Has anyone tracked down that dissenting nerve stapled arthropod? I'm trying my hand at cooking seafood.
Maybe they have the genetic trait of delicious too.
yay
Love this channel
Cindy
Top quality 👁️👃👁️👌
This is beautiful. xD
Isn't Kashnak D'Vakk a wanted warcrimal for his actions in sector 3..?
HE WAS A WAR HERO!
Which Xenonion anchor is the hottest?
Veltassa has cute brow ridges, Cindy on Spaceweather is stunning, but I think I'll have to go with Lurgg the Impaler. Those fangs and wattles are mesmerising.
Okay xenonian news, you seem like a good tv station, but am I able to watch your networks via my shroud streaming service Hulon with my amoeba?
Commenting 4 algorithm
O no it is a mix of Xeno and annoying. O GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME BRAIN!
Lolz, already less xenophic than Fox or OAN