Jerma Streams - Michigan: Report from Hell

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 21 сер 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 153

  • @kaazoyameesheema4480
    @kaazoyameesheema4480 6 років тому +371

    Every time someone dies Brisco's acting gets worse.

    • @doifhg
      @doifhg 4 місяці тому +3

      I thought it reflected his VA getting more drunk as the session continued

  • @ihatestairs9034
    @ihatestairs9034 6 років тому +244

    I'm from Michigan, and I can confirm that this game is an accurate portrayal of the state.

    • @cjscarsandcrap1749
      @cjscarsandcrap1749 6 років тому +19

      Eustace Bagge the game actually takes place in Chicago according to Wikipedia xd

    • @NibNibNib
      @NibNibNib 6 років тому +10

      Yeah it means Lake Michigan

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 3 роки тому

      I thought the entire game took place on Michigan Avenue.

    • @jeremiahsmith4235
      @jeremiahsmith4235 3 роки тому +14

      "wow im from (place mentioned) and heres my opportunity to say nothing interesting at all"

    • @leadpaintenthusiast5324
      @leadpaintenthusiast5324 3 роки тому +14

      @@jeremiahsmith4235 you’ve got the whole squad laughing, dawg

  • @spase667
    @spase667 3 роки тому +135

    This game gives me the same vibe as those amateur tickling videos. Technically nothing explicit is happening, but... you can tell that this was made for someone to get off.

    • @fredflintstonefan39
      @fredflintstonefan39 2 роки тому +4

      This game actively encourages you to crouch down and point the camera at girls asses and up their skirts. I think it's easy to tell what it wants

    • @computerman789
      @computerman789 8 місяців тому +3

      Uncle Dursley looks like he has been tickled a little too hard in that PFP 🤪

  • @gamermcdudarino3183
    @gamermcdudarino3183 6 років тому +87

    The slowdown really enhanced what was already a funny stream.

  • @ODSTSPORE
    @ODSTSPORE 6 років тому +76

    "Brisco should be downstairs. LEEeTS huUUuRY!" - 22:16

  • @soulreapercloud12
    @soulreapercloud12 6 років тому +84

    2:00 streamer has some sort of news
    7:35 Streamer starts game with easy instructions and no clue what he is about to experience

  • @seenbefore2803
    @seenbefore2803 6 місяців тому +12

    This is like silent hill with all the good parts removed lmao

    • @helmepodesarius2198
      @helmepodesarius2198 Місяць тому

      Nobody has ever actually played silent hill. I am convinced of this.

  • @EzioAuditore
    @EzioAuditore 3 роки тому +63

    “Hey, lets each drink a six pack and pretend to be reporters” the game

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms Рік тому +4

      can confirm accurate to real life

  • @ltheabyssl
    @ltheabyssl Рік тому +32

    Not gonna lie, this game might have some of the best abstract body horror with all the deformed monsters

  • @chancethefapper4528
    @chancethefapper4528 2 роки тому +58

    Its insane how much the voice at 56:00 sounds like a Jerma character

    • @flatpepsi
      @flatpepsi Рік тому +4

      that whole phone call could be a jerma bit 100%. XD

  • @flednanders7556
    @flednanders7556 6 років тому +50

    Michigan: Report from hell, but it's a little slower than normal and so is the person playing it.

  • @ectoplasmhell
    @ectoplasmhell 2 роки тому +32

    I love how the game slowing down just makes everyone sound drunk as fuck. 10/10

  • @TruffaloBuffalo
    @TruffaloBuffalo 6 років тому +108

    Jerma! Jerma! JEERRMAAA! OH MYY GOOOOOD.

    • @antond12312
      @antond12312 6 років тому +12

      Truffalo Buffalo Snake? Snake!? OH MAHH GAAAAHD!

    • @taniaberg1680
      @taniaberg1680 5 років тому

      Brisco sounds like my uncle ngl

  • @STOOPIDDUMBY
    @STOOPIDDUMBY 3 роки тому +59

    The way the game brings in the Chief just for her to instantly die as if to say "Gotta kill one more woman real quick before the end of the game" it makes me lol

    • @lich109
      @lich109 2 роки тому +29

      You can save literally everyone except the first reporter, Jerma's just really bad at remembering instructions and how to play the game.

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 2 роки тому +11

      @@lich109 He literally never put the camera down lol blows me away how oblivious he can be

    • @CheeseMaster75ok
      @CheeseMaster75ok Рік тому +3

      @@lich109 It made the game 1000x more entertaining tho

  • @goober7535
    @goober7535 6 років тому +79

    boy, suda51 really have us pegged. the stilted, emotionless voice-acting, the randomly graffiti'd bob dylan lyrics, the constant use of the word "scoop...."
    its uncanny...like looking in a mirror....

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 6 років тому +47

    *OH NO, DR CONNORRSSS CLASSSS, I GOT SO CAUGHT UP WITH WHAT I WAS DOOOING I TOTALLY FORGOT. HE'SSS GONNA KILLL ME.*

  • @SiennaBlossom420
    @SiennaBlossom420 6 років тому +59

    I'm only about 7 minutes in, but the answer to Jerma's question is actually evolution. Birds with wider wingspans that live by/on roadways are more likely to die from a car, because their wider wingspan makes it more difficult for them to maneuver away. Likewise, birds with smaller wingspans are more likely to dodge cars, and thus survive. The surviving birds are more likely to pass on similar wingspan sizes, leading to birds near roads having smaller wingspans all around. Its pretty interesting that such a change occurred in bird populations specifically due to automobiles.

    • @fault3k
      @fault3k 6 років тому +9

      thats evolution baby, you aint gonna beat the car better avoid it

    • @fault3k
      @fault3k 6 років тому +7

      self correcting systems are fucking awesome but not without flaws

  • @acfreak55
    @acfreak55 6 років тому +32

    Take a shot everytime brisco shouts

  • @Mozay3D
    @Mozay3D 6 років тому +53

    Chicago isn't even in Michigan

    • @kinghrath
      @kinghrath 2 роки тому +1

      See, that's where you'd be incorrect.

  • @urlocaldevilbaby4797
    @urlocaldevilbaby4797 Рік тому +11

    this is genuinely the best game ive ever seen i fucking love every part of it. the creature designs r so sick and we desperately need more dudes like Brisco

  • @georgeterpsidis8143
    @georgeterpsidis8143 6 років тому +49

    Brisko has the best voiceactor in the whole galaxy ever!!!

  • @taniaberg1680
    @taniaberg1680 5 років тому +23

    55:30 Elvis cameo

  • @Tripleat117
    @Tripleat117 6 років тому +30

    Hey look a Jerma stream. OHHH MYYYY GOOOODDDDD

  • @gorp3549
    @gorp3549 4 роки тому +10

    "Reporter Carley 'Ray'"
    RUN AWAY WITH ME

  • @TheLastWanderingBard
    @TheLastWanderingBard 6 років тому +93

    Is this the streamer that skipped most of Michigan: Report from Hell on stream?

  • @zedofthedead
    @zedofthedead Рік тому +8

    I find it hilarious that literally all the deaths besides Pamela could’ve actually been avoided

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe 6 років тому +16

    What a fucking masterpiece of a game.

  • @Mortolich
    @Mortolich 6 років тому +26

    25:40 OHHH AAAANN

  • @patbone1990
    @patbone1990 6 років тому +17

    Dude he's right. It's like birds see how close they can come to getting hit by cars driving by.

  • @Purplexity
    @Purplexity 2 роки тому +17

    perfect vod to watch if you're baked and looking for laughs

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 2 роки тому +4

      I dunno, I was baked, and mainly just frustrated with Jerma's ADHD and his lack of spatial awareness.

    • @BiggRich95
      @BiggRich95 Рік тому +1

      Im high rn about to enjoy dis

    • @coda56
      @coda56 Рік тому

      bro i wish i was stoned but i ran out yesterday

    • @wdis
      @wdis Рік тому

      @@coda56 hope you were able to enjoy some good tree and some jerms

  • @gorillaprutt
    @gorillaprutt 2 роки тому +13

    Jerma: so I drank nyquil
    Me knowing this game is known for its voice acting and for slowing down: oh. Heeeeell yes

  • @SnafuFourTwo
    @SnafuFourTwo Рік тому +5

    I like how he unknowingly got the worst ending. 😂 Jerma really be slackin in all the horror games cause he’s too busy being glued to chat

  • @HitPointX
    @HitPointX 10 місяців тому +4

    The slowdown caught me off guard I was in tears LMAO

  • @DuranMK2
    @DuranMK2 2 роки тому +25

    suda51: Okay, so, when you have the chance to save someone during a cutscene, let's have the game flash a big message to press the triangle button in glowing text right in the middle of the screen, and give the player like 10+ seconds to react. That way, you'd have to be completely blind or an absolute moron in order to not save literally every person that's in danger during a cutscene. Not even being distracted due to talking while playing would be a legitimate excuse to fuck this up when the game is doing everything short of actually screaming "PRESS TRIANGLE, SLAPNUTS" out loud.
    Jerma: 2:38:21

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon Рік тому +6

    I'm gonna convince jerma this was a Nyquil fever dream

  • @Mr.SpicyIce
    @Mr.SpicyIce Рік тому +6

    One of the funniest things about this stream is that no one told Jerma that the game was too loud.

  • @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104
    @whatsthatsupposedtomean3104 6 років тому +22

    Brisco probably hacked the bugs that were deleting him and just Crtl + Alt + Delete himself

  • @bamboo-3125
    @bamboo-3125 6 років тому +16

    Hey, Michigan, that's where I live

  • @yumitsup
    @yumitsup 6 років тому +48

    There's one instance where the OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD is very similar to the RedLetterMedia OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD and I clapped

  • @Gingerbread22
    @Gingerbread22 6 років тому +18

    Always love every streamers reaction to the first girl getting eaten. Just, WTF?!

  • @jeb2613
    @jeb2613 3 роки тому +5

    "four hours with the slow motion"

  • @Lymund
    @Lymund 6 років тому +44

    Michigan’s nice

    • @bamboo-3125
      @bamboo-3125 6 років тому +9

      It is

    • @LordTacotheGreat
      @LordTacotheGreat 6 років тому +5

      If you can get over the potholes and perpetual construction.

    • @bamboo-3125
      @bamboo-3125 6 років тому +6

      Yeah but Construction isn't as bad in smaller cities. Detroit and Flint is just a total nightmare, but the Lakes are pretty impressive

    • @fault3k
      @fault3k 6 років тому +1

      dont live in the bad parts of michigan and its real nice yea, we have gated communities too

    • @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift
      @NegaRenGenX2gay2lift 6 років тому

      i wanna go to Hell..........it's a nice town in Michigan c:

  • @solharv7817
    @solharv7817 6 років тому +11

    Oh boy, watta scoop

  • @tfairfield42
    @tfairfield42 Рік тому +2

    Go to the Hell diner then get ice cream afterwards once a year, always nice

  • @kayblis
    @kayblis 6 років тому +5

    Streamer blows something really big ON STREAM

  • @fordakacar
    @fordakacar 2 місяці тому +1

    3:07:40 I'm crying at how many names he mispronounces

  • @boredwarlock5216
    @boredwarlock5216 6 місяців тому +1

    The birds fly in front of your car to catch the bugs being blown around by the car.

  • @MisterSpinalzo
    @MisterSpinalzo 6 років тому +15

    if your own family doesn't care about your 40th birthday, why would a foreign secret service?

    • @Inuitman
      @Inuitman 5 років тому

      Your mom does.

  • @System509
    @System509 6 років тому +8

    He revs up to do his rams like the peel out from sonic cd haha

  • @kai_fatallysapphic
    @kai_fatallysapphic 2 роки тому +4

    Hotel Mario tier voice acting

  • @nestorcollazo7762
    @nestorcollazo7762 6 років тому +9

    this game is legendary. in my top 5 all time

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Рік тому +3

    Usually I put Jerma videos on in the background while I work on stuff, but this one was pretty unsettling

  • @kafkaswetdream
    @kafkaswetdream 5 місяців тому +1

    31:20 that fucking laugh dude omg lmaooo

  • @Songriquole
    @Songriquole 6 років тому +15

    1:17:55
    Best part

  • @luman1109
    @luman1109 5 місяців тому +2

    This whole thing sounds like it's the plot for some weird hentai, tentacle monsters and everything

  • @computerman789
    @computerman789 8 місяців тому +2

    2:39:15 The previous scene and now this. This thing is a fucking fever dream, what in the hell 😵‍💫

  • @RyanDaPoopNation
    @RyanDaPoopNation 4 роки тому +8

    outlast remastered looks awesome

  • @Kyle00047
    @Kyle00047 6 років тому +7

    700 Trillion IQ

  • @Dilgoro
    @Dilgoro 6 років тому +4

    The only thing this game is missing is my states bipolar weather.

  • @miro007ist
    @miro007ist 2 роки тому +1

    “Why would we let that happen???” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zedofthedead
    @zedofthedead Рік тому +1

    7:35 game starts

  • @bepisbepis2598
    @bepisbepis2598 6 років тому +10

    I wonder what the VAs where thinking while recording this shit. I've seen this game played time and time again and I still can't fucking figure it out. Why? Why was this made??

  • @nicholasdiehl7368
    @nicholasdiehl7368 10 місяців тому +1

    Funny can't stop rewatching and dying! 55:36

  • @rs0wner301
    @rs0wner301 3 роки тому +2

    nice touch with the thumbnail

  • @xSwainkx
    @xSwainkx 4 роки тому +12

    this might actually be the worst game ive ever seen

  • @billybear2333
    @billybear2333 5 місяців тому +1

    I think Briscos had a few too many...

  • @dannbk13
    @dannbk13 6 років тому +15

    Most boring depiction of hell ever

  • @dharmachrist7912
    @dharmachrist7912 2 роки тому +3

    dont mind me just setting some reminders for myself 20:25 22:17 31:17 44:50

  • @Kai-rc6zi
    @Kai-rc6zi 2 роки тому +2

    OoOH MY GoD!

  • @jacobjeleniewski8694
    @jacobjeleniewski8694 5 місяців тому

    13:14 +2 lolw i literally thought she was gonna say that line

  • @computerman789
    @computerman789 8 місяців тому

    1:53:44 'Die Carly', love that show 😉

  • @GAnimeRO
    @GAnimeRO 11 місяців тому +1

    Play it again

  • @HammerspaceCreature
    @HammerspaceCreature 6 років тому +6

    That reporter woman from the beginning is the same terrible voice actor as Xelha from Baiten Kaitos I knew it. Lol how did she get so much work?

    • @leporinedivine
      @leporinedivine 2 роки тому +1

      because shes my favorite

    • @firstLast-jw7bm
      @firstLast-jw7bm 9 днів тому

      that throat can't act but it can do other things that help in auditions

  • @donaldgimp2723
    @donaldgimp2723 3 місяці тому

    u know what i’m sayin?

  • @christopherbriscoe9765
    @christopherbriscoe9765 6 років тому +7

    names briscoe

  • @LoopHolen
    @LoopHolen Рік тому +2

    41:33
    44:46

  • @TheLazyEconomist
    @TheLazyEconomist Рік тому +7

    And he just suddenly dies. That was the ending? I actually feel even worse. This game was terrible across the board.

    • @docbenway1082
      @docbenway1082 6 місяців тому

      That was the worst of 4 endings. Did you fucking watch the video? Did you think he would get the good ending with how he played? Is your auťism that severe?

  • @BiggRich95
    @BiggRich95 Рік тому

    I love boscoe

  • @modeak47
    @modeak47 6 років тому +2

    Wasnt there a 4 minute stream of this game on his channel before?

  • @marlow3621
    @marlow3621 2 роки тому +4

    I'm like 90% sure the English voice actors are Japanese voice actors that are putting on American accents

    • @KumiesCummies
      @KumiesCummies 2 роки тому +5

      More like American/Canadian voice actors situated in Japan.

  • @leomorris7573
    @leomorris7573 6 років тому

    i hit a bird once

  • @john_dillermand
    @john_dillermand 3 роки тому +2

    Is Chicago in Michigan?

  • @Kibble_Bites
    @Kibble_Bites 6 років тому +4

    0/10 not enough Finns.

  • @legolite45
    @legolite45 6 років тому +2

    Swanky

  • @kiki-ft1wk
    @kiki-ft1wk 2 роки тому +1

    OH MY GODDDDDDDD,D,,D,DDD

  • @crazygamer4260
    @crazygamer4260 4 роки тому +4

    So was he pressing triangle at all during the cutscenes?

  • @StankFrengus
    @StankFrengus 2 місяці тому

    3:32:00

  • @rain972
    @rain972 2 роки тому

    1:20:00

  • @charkee167
    @charkee167 6 років тому +18

    Small animals see at a lower fps. Humans see at like 36 fps if I remember correctly. So they see stuff quicker that's the reason you don't hit birds.. Or why when you swat at flies they seem to always get away

    • @rodbot
      @rodbot 6 років тому +29

      That's not how eyes work.

    • @Tynon1221
      @Tynon1221 6 років тому +9

      I thought that was the setup to a "jerma is short" joke. Tsk.

    • @devconk
      @devconk 5 років тому +19

      humans don't see in "frames per second".

    • @leporinedivine
      @leporinedivine 2 роки тому +1

      i believe you guy

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon 2 роки тому

      so 60fps and 33fps look the same? lol wild

  • @chineseboxingstylekanye7147
    @chineseboxingstylekanye7147 3 роки тому +6

    this reminds me a lot of that extremely overrated movie where some dip is recording giant aliens destroy the city and the pov is the camera recording screen the whole time

  • @ProStateExaminer
    @ProStateExaminer 6 років тому +18

    This game is so bad

  • @mackmasters325
    @mackmasters325 6 років тому +8

    This game SUCKS

  • @Jacrro
    @Jacrro 6 місяців тому +1

    this is one of the worst games i have ever seen

  • @outlandishjoe
    @outlandishjoe 2 роки тому +1

    2:45:36