WAR Simulator RUINED our Friendship...

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  • Опубліковано 28 гру 2024

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  • @MisterCrainer
    @MisterCrainer 2 місяці тому +540

    Let me know where you are from so I can offend your country next guys! Don't want any of you to feel left out!

    • @yashaggarwal6153
      @yashaggarwal6153 2 місяці тому +36

      Well mine is not still offended (INDIA)

    • @singanddance-m7d
      @singanddance-m7d 2 місяці тому +9

      Ireland🇮🇪

    • @karteX24
      @karteX24 2 місяці тому +5

      Turkeyyyyyyyyyy plsss❤

    • @HeThatRULZGaming
      @HeThatRULZGaming 2 місяці тому +3

      I'm from U.S.A.

    • @karteX24
      @karteX24 2 місяці тому +1

      Almost every european turkish knows yall so offend us pls❤

  • @WSvamos99
    @WSvamos99 2 місяці тому +145

    I can hear Joshs ancestors cry after watching this video😂😂

    • @Sk8ry
      @Sk8ry 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @Maybe_7886
      @Maybe_7886 2 місяці тому +1

      Why don’t they call the game by its name, risk

  • @BryansStuffYT
    @BryansStuffYT 2 місяці тому +320

    Fitting that Slogo, a British man, played a game called war simulator

  • @TheSwedishHistorian-i1s
    @TheSwedishHistorian-i1s 2 місяці тому +128

    The reason why Crainer got so many troops is because he got a continental bonus, every continent you take you get plus troops per round, the game is also about trying to take continent bonuses from each other to win so for example if I owned North America I would fortify Mexico, Greenland and Alaska since that are the only entry points😅❤😂

  • @Anime_On_Life21
    @Anime_On_Life21 2 місяці тому +49

    Crainer controlling the world is a absolute disaster🔥🔥

  • @EternalKaisen2
    @EternalKaisen2 2 місяці тому +65

    Crainer can't last 10 seconds without offending a country

  • @Munchkin0324mc
    @Munchkin0324mc 2 місяці тому +32

    "Big fan of Walmart"
    That's because you got called king there, Crainer!

  • @unbabyer
    @unbabyer 2 місяці тому +8

    0:45 WILD🔥🔥🔥

    • @nipunguru2006
      @nipunguru2006 2 місяці тому

      Yupp it was rude as they claimed it by fooling everyone 😅

  • @MrPizzafighter
    @MrPizzafighter 2 місяці тому +9

    9:23, Container said India was down there in Europe 😂

    • @Tanjiro-g17
      @Tanjiro-g17 2 місяці тому

      Contanier is wild👀💀💀

  • @umongangel4476
    @umongangel4476 2 місяці тому +1

    Crainer: I still own the UK i can't believe you are letting me do that.
    Josh: What am i supposed to do?
    Josh's ancestors: 9:38

  • @complexbomb5784
    @complexbomb5784 2 місяці тому +5

    Crainer deserve this so muchh , yk what maybe just maybe he's good in stratigic games ?? WE NEED MORE OF THESE

    • @TreePalm-bi9co
      @TreePalm-bi9co 2 місяці тому +1

      He could be lucky but he’s good in certain things which I’m not sure what.

  • @Thedarkscientist-tc1kb
    @Thedarkscientist-tc1kb 2 місяці тому +5

    For anyone wondering the actual name of this game is Risk

    • @Red-ub7uc
      @Red-ub7uc 2 місяці тому

      You’re supposed to have at least 4 people in it

    • @RedMacs_og
      @RedMacs_og Місяць тому

      Thanks

  • @Coopylot
    @Coopylot 2 місяці тому +28

    Did crainer really just said India is in Europe 💀🙏 9:24

    • @DylanBrown-uz8ib
      @DylanBrown-uz8ib 2 місяці тому

      I thought so to but he said down in Europe

    • @makewithmilan
      @makewithmilan 2 місяці тому

      Yeah so he offended an other country

  • @AghaXamer
    @AghaXamer 2 місяці тому +6

    vikings didnt be able to take over the world in reallife but crainer did it in game lol

  • @Its_SourKiwi
    @Its_SourKiwi 2 місяці тому +2

    13:54 "Not that type of Japan though..." IM ACTUALLY DEAD BRO I CANT 😭💀💀

    • @Lucifer-dk7ls
      @Lucifer-dk7ls 13 днів тому

      I don't get it?

    • @Its_SourKiwi
      @Its_SourKiwi 11 днів тому

      @@Lucifer-dk7ls Japan did a lot of really bad things in the past, like Comfort Women, Unit 731 and a lot of horrible war crimes.
      When he said "It will rise again" he didn't mean THAT type of Japan

    • @Lucifer-dk7ls
      @Lucifer-dk7ls 10 днів тому

      @@Its_SourKiwi ohhhh thanks!

  • @CopperWarrior13
    @CopperWarrior13 2 місяці тому +2

    It's like a baby taking their first steps, Crainer won his first game

  • @Pirate-Palestine
    @Pirate-Palestine 2 місяці тому +11

    0:29 (holy land left the game)

  • @Tanjiro-g17
    @Tanjiro-g17 2 місяці тому +1

    Cranier got great advantage from the start because he got entirety of South America which gave him more troops while slogo did not occupy any continent entirely so he didn’t get extra troops, crainer was already winning before the war even started
    (For who don’t know how the game works when you get a entire continent the black border becomes your color indicating you own that continent
    Ex:- in the start you can see that every border was black exept South American because crainer got the whole continent
    And the more amount of continent you own the more troops you get
    Ex:- you can see near the end slogo was barely getting any troops while crainer was getting alot of troops)

  • @spinx673
    @spinx673 2 місяці тому +4

    1:04 we know crainer 😂

  • @NWTank
    @NWTank 2 місяці тому +2

    Congratulations Crainer 👏🎉

  • @average_man676
    @average_man676 2 місяці тому +4

    so a big reason crainer won was because of a continent buff so if you hold a whole continent no enemies in it you get a bonus troops

  • @bsubbarao5155
    @bsubbarao5155 2 місяці тому +5

    Crainer you just insulted like the entire population of the indian sub continent at 1:26 so did Slogo.

  • @journey_to_akalpurkh
    @journey_to_akalpurkh 2 місяці тому +18

    panjab destroyed the british so many times but only lost the war because of traitors

    • @BarcelonaFan-LM10
      @BarcelonaFan-LM10 2 місяці тому

      Fax btw its punjab

    • @prabhjeetsingh5266
      @prabhjeetsingh5266 2 місяці тому +2

      @@BarcelonaFan-LM10 In punjabi its actually panjab

    • @journey_to_akalpurkh
      @journey_to_akalpurkh 2 місяці тому +1

      @BarcelonaFan-LM10 panj means 5 and aab means river or body of water, its spelt panjab

    • @user-đæþñœçəüž
      @user-đæþñœçəüž 2 місяці тому +2

      bro im from punjab and its punjab in english, stop🤣🤣

    • @journey_to_akalpurkh
      @journey_to_akalpurkh 2 місяці тому +1

      @user-wj3bf8er1k bro stop the waffle man go educate ur self its panjab punjaab is pronounced as poonjab panj means 5

  • @SharkLover55
    @SharkLover55 2 місяці тому +2

    9:26 ''its bad you have 8 down there in europe'' its asia rishi is fuming

  • @josphinemoyo39
    @josphinemoyo39 26 днів тому

    I love that he was about to say we will fight to the end when is the end already 12:29

  • @mr.dude1338
    @mr.dude1338 2 місяці тому +1

    More! this was a fun video

  • @sebastiankeller6646
    @sebastiankeller6646 24 дні тому +1

    “they used to be yours in the past but I’m PRETTY SURE they’re free now.” He doesn’t know guys he thinks India is still part of UK

  • @Rexitilizer
    @Rexitilizer 2 місяці тому +1

    Crainer, your ancestors will be proud

  • @StutyYadav
    @StutyYadav 2 місяці тому

    Congrats crainer,for tge 1st time😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @keitv4519
    @keitv4519 2 місяці тому +2

    Bro, josh is trying to recreate the British Empire 💀😭

  • @Its_SourKiwi
    @Its_SourKiwi 2 місяці тому +1

    7:41 THE BRITISH ARE COMING!!!!

  • @Aurorixion
    @Aurorixion 2 місяці тому

    the fact that crainer had the troop advantage for having some of the countries owned completely at the start

  • @ShadowMonarch8466
    @ShadowMonarch8466 2 місяці тому +1

    ARA ARA~~ its the first time where Crainer is winning and he didnt f*ck up in the end

  • @IAMWHO0
    @IAMWHO0 2 місяці тому +4

    Finally they play the game Risk

  • @gorillie_123
    @gorillie_123 2 місяці тому +2

    6:11 it hurts seeing slogo being so bad at risk 😢

  • @alhsv9172
    @alhsv9172 2 місяці тому +4

    crainer did what the germans couldnt...

  • @JustJacob5
    @JustJacob5 2 місяці тому +4

    10:32 crainer offends another country

  • @zaclorenzfamador
    @zaclorenzfamador 2 місяці тому +1

    the way crainer says "im a big fan of walmart" becuase lancy called him the prince of denmark

  • @itzmecjyt
    @itzmecjyt 2 місяці тому +3

    The video is more exciting when Crainer won right?😂

  • @Markpitt2010
    @Markpitt2010 2 місяці тому

    This is a turning point in history and a humiliating disaster, But Josh will realize his mistake and he will make a comeback stronger than he has ever been.

  • @maxwellbonchek9956
    @maxwellbonchek9956 2 місяці тому

    Finally, the game of RISK is getting some love and attention!!!!!

  • @SnITCh-i1u
    @SnITCh-i1u 2 місяці тому +1

    The day we have been waiting for, for so long.. 👀😲😎

  • @antos2961
    @antos2961 2 місяці тому +1

    Nice vid but it hurt how bad you both were at it

  • @SohamTatar
    @SohamTatar 2 місяці тому

    9:23 "wait it's bad for me that you have eight down there in Europe" Wow I didn't know India was in Europe Crainer! Thank you for the knowledge which I will surely make sure to never pass down to my next generations 💀💀💀💀

  • @milotakkal7608
    @milotakkal7608 2 місяці тому +1

    crainer was cooking this video ngl🔥

  • @Its_SourKiwi
    @Its_SourKiwi 2 місяці тому

    11:09 the boy who cried british

  • @The2ndXPelepen
    @The2ndXPelepen 2 місяці тому

    Crainer was absolutely merciless after he got humiliated so many times

  • @BRITISHFURY_1664
    @BRITISHFURY_1664 2 місяці тому +4

    GOD DAMN IT JOSHUA!
    YOUR BRITISH. WE ARENT SUPPOSED TO LOSE.

    • @kieranashley119
      @kieranashley119 2 місяці тому

      Expect against America.

    • @Gamertank2.0
      @Gamertank2.0 2 місяці тому

      You’re* + didn’t the danish vikings invade britain a ton and win?

    • @BRITISHFURY_1664
      @BRITISHFURY_1664 2 місяці тому

      @@kieranashley119 we had a number of wars going on

    • @BRITISHFURY_1664
      @BRITISHFURY_1664 2 місяці тому

      @@Gamertank2.0 then got beaten back.

    • @Gamertank2.0
      @Gamertank2.0 2 місяці тому

      @@BRITISHFURY_1664 and then like centuries later “they went to Copenhagen, then blew up a bunch of ships”.

  • @NotEllaaaaaaaaa
    @NotEllaaaaaaaaa 2 місяці тому +1

    12:17 crainer IS TAKING OVERRRRRRR

  • @stephcovalt8886
    @stephcovalt8886 2 місяці тому +2

    Crainer needs to offend all 50 us states

  • @nikkiabhi7453
    @nikkiabhi7453 2 місяці тому +1

    What pretty much we are totally free now🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @专业的Ozoneguy
      @专业的Ozoneguy Місяць тому

      Hello, my friend from a country that was also colonised by Brian.

  • @staffzs
    @staffzs 2 місяці тому +5

    DANNGGG WAR TIME

  • @SohamTatar
    @SohamTatar 2 місяці тому

    12:29 Josh fr hit his etc... (etc = end of thinking capacity)

  • @Gael_75911
    @Gael_75911 2 місяці тому +2

    The game is called risk

  • @king8717
    @king8717 2 місяці тому

    These guys have never played risk in their childhood

  • @Whitts15
    @Whitts15 2 місяці тому +1

    Dude if you own a continent you get more troops 🤣🤣

  • @WW2fanatics
    @WW2fanatics 2 місяці тому

    What kind of twisted history lesson is this. 🤣

  • @andrejsiling9941
    @andrejsiling9941 2 місяці тому

    Hi Crainer. Love your videos. And I'm from Slovenia.

  • @gamer10Ali
    @gamer10Ali 2 місяці тому

    Love your vids

  • @durielhou
    @durielhou 2 місяці тому

    Crainer congratulations to you win over Josh 🎉

  • @Hodgy_21
    @Hodgy_21 2 місяці тому

    Today shall forever go down as they day Crainer did us most proud!

  • @CopperWarrior13
    @CopperWarrior13 2 місяці тому

    Wow, Crainer just called America, my homeland, trash, now slogoman is my favorite of the bunch. EDIT: well he just took it back, it's nice that you love America Crainer 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @Thatonenobody5532
    @Thatonenobody5532 2 місяці тому

    Proud of u crainer 🎉

  • @larkinlee
    @larkinlee 2 місяці тому

    We want more of this ❤😊

  • @Eliii-un1qi
    @Eliii-un1qi 2 місяці тому +1

    guys I want a part two.. and PLEASE watch the tutorial for crying out loud! It would be very interesting video if ya'll knew how to actually play.

  • @karteX24
    @karteX24 2 місяці тому +2

    Day 1 of commenting that Slogo,Crainer,Jelly and Kwebbelkop should join together!

  • @DulmisUsman
    @DulmisUsman 2 місяці тому

    Nahhhh we got Crainer winning a game before GTA 6💀

  • @calebbagby5787
    @calebbagby5787 2 місяці тому +1

    clearly Container isn't feeling well

  • @Flare_xX
    @Flare_xX 2 місяці тому

    Josh being cooked was hilarious

  • @Caka_the_green_Bear
    @Caka_the_green_Bear 2 місяці тому +1

    This Is fitting… 😊

  • @AditiK8
    @AditiK8 2 місяці тому +1

    1:17 Good old days of ruling over India and giving us the history lesson of independence (obviously french and German revolution is not forgotten tho😂😭)

    • @inpulsor125
      @inpulsor125 2 місяці тому +1

      GOOD OL DAYS MATAFAKA WHAT

  • @natanurbanski2779
    @natanurbanski2779 2 місяці тому +2

    This is how WW3 willl start💀

  • @Nonopuppy100
    @Nonopuppy100 2 місяці тому

    Bro 😂 Crainer is on his way to offend the US too 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @A-Flo
    @A-Flo 2 місяці тому

    9:24 Europe? 🤨 😂 🇮🇳

  • @Its_SourKiwi
    @Its_SourKiwi 2 місяці тому

    12:48 IM CRYIBF

  • @SimplyxLily..x
    @SimplyxLily..x 2 місяці тому +3

    Finally a video when Crainer wins 😂😂😂x

  • @kiddies773
    @kiddies773 2 місяці тому

    Me the entire time- Crainer, take India, I've had enough of the British

  • @gayatrikrishnan2319
    @gayatrikrishnan2319 2 місяці тому

    josh be like" i am not posting this!!"
    crainer: remember this slg video forever guys !!!!!

  • @KnightFN_YT
    @KnightFN_YT 2 місяці тому

    they have to play this game again i couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣

  • @Psuman74
    @Psuman74 2 місяці тому

    Crainer Finnaly won for the first time in his life😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrHamiltonYT25
    @MrHamiltonYT25 2 місяці тому +1

    Of course Slogo wanted to keep Japan,it’s an island aswell

  • @YorAvgGuyRaj
    @YorAvgGuyRaj 2 місяці тому

    9:24 EUROPE?? 😂

  • @VBSttv
    @VBSttv 2 місяці тому

    my fav vid on yt so far

  • @sarahtaupo7773
    @sarahtaupo7773 2 місяці тому

    NO WAY SLOGO AND CRAINER YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE IM SUBSCRIBED PICO PARK CHERRY ISLAND AND WORLD WAR

  • @ThainHoughton
    @ThainHoughton 2 місяці тому

    I've watched all of your videos

  • @josphinemoyo39
    @josphinemoyo39 26 днів тому

    12:29 he was going to say Winston Churchill quote we shall fight to the end we shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air we shall defend our Island whatever the cost may

  • @WW2fanatics
    @WW2fanatics 2 місяці тому +1

    Crainer called India Europe 😂😂

  • @Tyler-o6x
    @Tyler-o6x 2 місяці тому

    foreshadowing for the upcoming squid island war

  • @TheYow
    @TheYow 2 місяці тому

    its a risk remake . controlling all north america gives u bonus units. controling south america gives u bonuses.. europe.... asia.... and au bottom 4.... africa gives u a bonus. varies by how many territories. strategy start au area climb over to africa and then south america while keeping defense of au in asia. and at the attack points into africa and south america.. then u can build units take over norther america ect..... ythats the strategy

  • @dr.ranjangupta1194
    @dr.ranjangupta1194 2 місяці тому

    Crainer:that s Germany
    Me: no! That’s Denmark who took Germany!

  • @maxwellbonchek9956
    @maxwellbonchek9956 2 місяці тому

    imagine how much more interesting this would be if they knew how to play. There could have been some real big brain plays.

  • @ren103.
    @ren103. 2 місяці тому

    you can tell crainer has no idea what he is doing but its working.

  • @muaytu
    @muaytu 2 місяці тому

    13:52 nahh joshh whatchaa mean you don't wanna go boom?

  • @muaytu
    @muaytu 2 місяці тому

    Wait last time i checked crainer played this before

  • @adamchestney8074
    @adamchestney8074 2 місяці тому +1

    Like good new video slogo and crainder

  • @cyclonentity
    @cyclonentity 2 місяці тому

    That is such good video

  • @Jurassicgalaxy1245
    @Jurassicgalaxy1245 2 місяці тому +1

    Love this game

  • @Theniteowl_
    @Theniteowl_ 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh my God I live in America. Crainer just called me trash. Lol 😂

    • @alanv3185
      @alanv3185 2 місяці тому

      Its fine he lives in Denmark. Thats worse

  • @maxwellbonchek9956
    @maxwellbonchek9956 2 місяці тому

    Slogo you do not get as many soldiers as him because, before your round starts, you keep losing the continents you gained which is where a good portion of bonus troops come from, that and trading cards.

  • @Daniel-fh5ec
    @Daniel-fh5ec 2 місяці тому +1

    Slogo and the other guy should play bad parenting