The Doctor at Walmart Gave Him 3 Months To Live : Larry the Cable Guy
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2021
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Larry the Cable Guy spills the T with these Walmart Jokes. Going all out to do a Larry the cable guy's impression of the Walmart hiring process! Larry the cable guy has ISSUES with Walmart, although, would YOU get a flu shot there?!
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Would you get a flu shot done at Walmart?!👀
Only if it is spelled FLUSH OUT
Only if you pay me🤣
Sure , why not ?
just got both covid shots & a flu shot at wal-mart & doing just fine
@@billybob-ro6qf same here, just fine thank you .
He's right about the self-esteem. A stroll through Walmart and I realize that there are lots of people more screwed up than I am.
@Peter Evans nah the original commenter is right. When you are around people who dont have the self respect to act properly in public or dress themselves you can consider yourself different from then. You might be there for the same reason yes, but the way you act while you are there makes you different.
@Peter Evans the greeter at Walmart is the most intelligent person there
I don't have the proper Couture to shop there
@@noneyabusiness1161 Even with Dementia. i haven't stepped foot since the black CEO OF SAMS CLUB TOLD US SHE DIDN'T WANT OUR BUSINESS. What's up NUNYA ALREADY TAKEN? LOL
@@davidwitenstein5276 what difference does it make what color the CEO of Sam's club is?
"did you ever care about anything in your life -your hired" lol
My hired? Are you giving it to me?
I went to a Walmart after midnight in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in the middle of Iowa) on my return trip from Wyoming a few years back. OMG! Larry is absolutely right. It was like a freak show in there...and to think that these folks might actually vote!
They probably got to vote more than once.
I doubt any of them know how to mark an x.
or reproduce.......
Walmart is giving away free frozon turkeys this season to anyone that can out run security.
Funny thing, they actually are giving free turkeys if you got the Ibotta app. Lol. No lie.
Yeah I'm going there right after Nordstrom and Gucci
You don't have to run . All you have to do is walk fast & they wont take the time to look at you .
Im not falling for that again 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of my favorites of the Walmart jokes is about riding the horse and the manager at Walmart came out and unplugged the horsie ride.
That's meijer
@@rayzor1694 used to be walmart. They had all kinds of cool rides
Larry the Cable Guy is spot on when it comes to Walmart
You 👀 EVERYTHING at WACKY WORLD
LMAO
Perfectly put!!!!
He fits the profile of a Wal-Mart customer.
They don’t wait until midnight for the crazies to come out anymore.
It's no longer a gremlin's situation then 😂
Like White Castle after dark
He actually made me laugh, you can tell he's been working on his comedy.
To be honest he kinda some some of this from Rodney Carringtons Walmart bit
Dude has his character down.... Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield a little bit in that, between the jokes and the character they play, just awesome!
I Love This Whole Segment of Larry the Cable Guy. It's a good one.
Walmart doesn't have doctors. that was the janitor
LMAO, one person to do all the jobs 😂
@@OfficialLaughSociety Is that why it's always so hard to get a checker up front?
Been a while since I've seen him perform. It's great to see he is doing well
Is he okay?
@@ellenbacklin he appears to be. No fatal wounds, no broken limbs, a little over weight but not to shabby, doesn't appear to be suffering and hardcore addiction... But that's hard to say. Mentally he's a funny man like Robin Williams so ya never know he could be sad beyond his jokes.
Dan Whitney is a multi-millionaire, he's doing just fine. lol
Kim - Did you see him? Of course he's not Ok.... he's pregnant. 😢 With quadruplets.
There are so many deals flyin' around at Walmart, even the customers are in on the action. I saw this lady on a scooter and her pants were half off!
"I ain't gettin' a flu shot at Walmart's. Dadgum, normally I have to get vaccinated 'fore I go in there!"
Larry was over underrated. Very funny guy. And had the truth makes it funnier thing down cold.
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"If ya'll want to go down to Walmart,now might be the best time"-Larry The Cable Guy
GOTTA LOVE OL LARRY...I miss this guy haven't seen him in a while....
Larry is one of the funniest comedians America ever produced. The haircut bit is so true !
He's one of my favorites. I don't laugh much, but when I watch Larry I can't stop laughing.
I work for Walmart and this is funny as hell
Does yours have the parking lot pool? One in NJ has a pool, what time the first crash will occur
Hilarious!! one of his all time best!! and you know what--NO F bombs.. thanks Larry!!
Make sure to check out his other videos which we have to see even more hilariousness from him!
Yes, just fat- and poor people-shaming! So much fun.
The word Fuck is a legitimate word. Maybe you should get therapy to dial down your jeebus inspired language censorship.
@@thewirah1 Thank God they've got a sense of humour, you dont!
Larry worked on making his show more family friendly once his kids started watching.
I went to that same Doctor! He gave me a month to live. When he found out I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me another month.
@@jakesimpson4619 You are correct!
@@leebarnhart831 Nope this line belongs to Henny Youngman.
@@blueticecho5690 Really! I didn’t know that.. It does sound like one of his lines now that you say that. I should at least know who I’m stealing from I guess.
@@leebarnhart831 : Yeah, that's a Henny Youngman joke. 😊
(Also, not that it really matters, but it's _six_ months, not one.)
@@Milesco Thank you Captain.
I haven't heard or seen this guy in a long time but he is extremely funny. A great comedian.
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I didn't belive in zombies till I went to walmart after midnight near Christmas.
Walmart might be patient 0?😂 Make sure to check out the other comdians we have that you might like!
One of the funniest people on earth ,I don't care what you say.
He couldn't pay, the gave him 6 more months to live. LOL
larry said it first.
I seen a guy inside a Walmart, back around '98 this was, forcin' a bowel movement squatted in a shopping cart back in the corner of the sporting goods dept. He looks at me and just grins. No horror movie has ever tore me up like that sight did.
"you seen a guy"?? LOL
3:23 funny how you mention that... I used to be an inventory manager at Walmart (basically a backroom auditor who also set up carts for the stockers.) During my first month while working there I found a box of pop tarts that was over 3 years expired. The main manager of the warehouse told me to put it on a cart to get it on the floor. I mentioned that to the store manager, he told me the same thing. They really don't care.
Actually, Pop Tarts improve with age. Like fine wine.
This man is a comedy genius.
So am i
I did pull a rib muscle laughing about the dude in a hazmat suit collecting those nasty shopping cards. George that was so damn funny about the guy making a dookey in the shopping cards. Im still giggling.
Larry is an absolute legend.
I love you thank you Larry for keeping us normal we see what you see and it is hysterical I work at a motel and I'm laughing my butt off everyday thank you for your sense of humor
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Go to walmart and buy a SHOVEL, DUCT TAPE AND ROPE and not one single person nor the cashier thinks anything about it 🤣
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After midnight? I see all this shit in the middle of the day. No need to wait for dark.
I remember the first time I listened to a cd of Larry Cable Guy about 16 yrs. ago,bout busted a gut laughing.
Larry the cable guy is funny as hell. This clip had me rolling 🤣
You all laugh about this bit Larry does about Walmart, the funny part is it’s all true.
Ab o so lute ly!!!!!! Hahaha , indeed,agreed!!! At least at the one by us!?... Larry is on point, on this one!!!
Except for the customer service part. I've only had one bad experience. Ironically, it was with the guy that worked in the DVD department...LOL
Larry would fit right in at any WalMart. He might have to dress up a bit though
You mean dress down don't you?
@@donalddoty5768 Nobody wants to see that!
I made the mistake of getting an eye exam at Walmart once here in Atlanta. The "doctor" told me I had yellowing in my eyes because of my age. I went to a real doctor and he laughed about her diagnosis. He said he couldn't see anything wrong with my eyes.
You do realize an optometrist is a doctor and at Walmart is the same type you went to elsewhere and actually might have noticed something someone else did not right?
You have to be licensed with the state, take the hippocratic oath, and your registered to a web board that spans the entire country.
You can actually be disbarred from practice by failing to live up to your responsibility.
The only thing an optometrist can't do is eye surgery.
I'd personally get my liver enzymes checked and you would know for certain if said doctor noticed the beginning stages of jaundice; stemming from a fatty liver, cirrhosis or hepatitis, all which turn the eyes yellow.
8 year college degree. I'd try to trust a true professional and offer a bit of respect, unless you rank above them in both accolades and merit but by the sound of it, you don't.
That's cuz he got his glasses at Walmart too! 😂
That's cuz he got his glasses at Walmart too! 😂
Love it Larry it's funny because most of it true.
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It's all true
I had not see Larry the Cable Guy since the mid 2000s. What a nice surprise YT. This is real comedy!
I was at Walmart one night waiting for a prescription to be filled. People started walking by that appeared a little on the unusual side.
More so than usual. Weird hair cuts, a really heavily tattooed skinny guy with an extra fat girlfriend. One guy’s head was mounted on a neck that was so curved forward that his head sat out about 6 inches further forward than what would be the normal position. I could hardly wait to get home to tell my wife about the People of Walmart. As I exited the building and looked out into the parking lot there was a fleet of travel trailers and Carnival rides. I guess the Circus was in town or at least the modern equivalent. 😁
did you ever work on car no your hired today you'll be in the automotive department LOL
Guy shops for shovels, duct tape, gloves, at 3 am. And no one blinks an eye. Seen it over and over on m-rder mysteries.
The cashiers are trained to ask, "Would you like bleach with that, sir?"
@@geraldfrost4710 That's actually pretty funny😁
I haven’t laughed that hard in so long
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At the Wal-Mart in Hinesville, GA, the circus starts before midnight.
That's why Larry is always there after midnight - he's part of the circus.
Gotta love Larry!
God I needed a good laugh today...still chuckling...thank you...
Glad you enjoyed it
Ever since COVID every Walmart in our town closes at 10 pm. I used to go there at 4 am on Sunday mornings and everything was stocked and I would buy clothes for the year and not wait for the changing rooms. Now. I gotta wait
I thought the doctor joke was going to be the Henny Youngman joke, “I went to the doctor. He said I had six monthto live. I told him I couldn’t pay him. He gave me six more months.”
Larry's going to have to start wearing a wooden whiskey barrel if he doesn't lay back from all those ribs and chicken 🍗
🤣
Cable Guy has not been missing any of his meals. 😊
Love it I worked for barrel of fun in MN I worked notes so I missed out...
He’s hilarious
He lifted the protection plan joke from John Pinette. Pinette was doing that joke back in the 90's. Though his was about a toaster.
OMG he kills me LMAO
After midnight they are gonna let it all hang out! Lol As the song 🎵 says! Lol Walmart is definitely day or night a cultural experience! Lol 🤔❤🇺🇸🎵
Larry's Walmart routine is pretty good. 😁
It sure is!
I remember the Wal-Mart near me was 24 hours, and we went in around 2 or 3AM one time. Place was hoppin! You thought it was the middle of the day!
Cashiers overdosing on drugs and alcohol and showing up at Walmart high strung out and air headed!❤😂🎉😅😊!
Lmao always all time top 3
Still Funny: "I don't care who ya are!"
LOL. I mean it ... I laughed out loud.
Luv you Larry . You crack me up
Have you seen any other comedians which we have?
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The haircut part is very true lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Late one afternoon while traveling I walked into a Walmart in West Virginia and for music they were playing “Dueling Banjos” from that 1972 movie “Deliverance.”
who has ever heard of a walmart dr, much less go to one
Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys? Aisle B, back!
My kids, as teenagers, use to play Walmart hide in seek after midnight!!!! True story🤣
Big laughs from a big guy.
That’s totally inaccurate, it’s more like “are ya willing to get pushed around for money”
Person: “yes”
Your hired
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I love my Walmart & Love this guy, LOL, LOL!
Omfg I never laughed so hard, it’s even harder when momma is sleeping next to ya
.........🤦🏼♀️😹
Wal-mart is saying were going to sue him OH wait he's telling the truth.
Great Clean Humor !!!...Thanks Larry and God Bless You and Yours Always !!!
Most definitely a funny dude.👍😂
I laughed soo hard, my stomach hurts 😂
Hahahahaha and I love Walmart too!!!! Omg Larry kills me!!!!!
Hello Jessica how are you doing over there?
For sure thing too lol 😂
He brings out the good side of Walmart, don't shop there, I like supporting the local market and home town businesses 👍🇺🇲.
I love to go to Walmart on Trash Stamp Tuesdays.
I only go to Wal-Mart for snacks and a PS card and get the hell out of there lol
Post covid I have not seen a Walmart open past 11 PM
Git R Done is back! Missed hearing this guy. I don't care what you say that's funny right there...I tell you what!
Walmart after midnight is a totally different culture...
I've heard them described as " Wal-Martians "
Larry's countdown to Diarrhea's Misfire Choir. LOL!!!!! Daggum stuff hit me like the Train on Unstoppable! Boy I tell you what that smell would knock you out bc of the Hoagie Boagie hold the Stoagie reunion blues.
Haahahaha...I work at Walmart and I can tell you everything he said is true.
looks like you don't work there anymore lol
His impression of the hiring process is accurate that’s what they asked me lol no joke
is his new catch phrase "holy smokes"? jeeze. do a shot each time he says it.
HAHAHAHHAHA we cut up all the time about walmart after hours i been in there it really true what he said hahahahahahaha
Fun fact, he doesn't speak with that accent normally but he grew up around it so it's natural for him.
..and the subtitles help.
I NEVER go to Walmart....a few days ago I had no choice....I was reminded again why I NEVER go. 😬
Can’t believe it clean humor
You can always get good customer service at Wal-Mart in self-checkout. I see people not scanning everything they get. Half off the grocery bill every time
Walmart should pay more cashiers. Self checkout people provide Walmart with unpaid labor. I am glad to hear that they pay themselves with unscanned merchandise.
He is hilarious. We call it club wally
Dadgum, I didn't know I could get more of Mater
Literally LOL!! Funny!!