dude i thought you typo'd "wedding chair"...then i saw it and well... that's totally a chair used at someone's outdoor wedding. but the anvil is even better. some random steel strap / bracket thing bolted to some wood blocks...
So I'm from Syracuse NY, actually the village of Camillus. The original Camillus cutlery company made some of the best knives you've ever seen. If you get a knife from them from the mid 2000s it's very high quality. Sadly they went out of business and sold there name to some Chinese company and now they ruin the Camillus name with this garbage. It's a real shame.
Nick Krutovsky wdym isn’t it supposed to function as a utility axe? That means the more mass towards the end the higher up the center of mass allowing for way more force which is better for chopping wood
@@Dell-ol6hb I have no idea what im talking about, but it seems like having the spike lower would provide a more centered weight, whereas with all the weight on top the axe might manage to get away from you easier.
I never thought I'd see a forge more half-assed than my trash can and hair drier... and you heat steel with a folding chair. You sir have won the internet.
Me: That looks like a real dumb idea, but maybe I'm just too Australia? I mean, he DOES do this for a living right? *Starts not one, but two grass fires, then throws the whole thing out anyway* Nevermind...
That may be the only "knife" I've ever seen, that kills the target not by cutting it, but by letting it dehydrate and hunger, waiting for you to kill it.
Dang it, somebody beat me to it. I was going to dub the forge Satan's Portable Toilet. By the way, they are still selling the Callimus at Wal-mart. I first saw one maybe three years ago and apparently, some poor individuals must still be buying these crude crowbar-chetes.
@@Jessie_Helms Here's my idea for this weapon: The Cheap Chopper Old Scrap Shank Beggar's Butcher Makeshift Mutilator Crafting Ingredients: 1 Pain Train + 1 Half-Zatoichi + 2 scrap metal OR Escape Plan + Ubersaw Stats: -Holsters 30% Slower -15% Slower firing Speed +Deploys 40% Faster +On Kill: Firing Speed and Reload Speed for all weapons increased by 50% for 8 seconds
@@nooneinparticular5256 and for a kukri for sniper: Cameltoe carnival: Plus 15% deploy and holster speed Minus 85% damage Marked for death when active 20% bullet, fire and explosive damage when active No MvM upgrades available. Crafting: 1 machina, 1 righteous bison, 2 jarates and a phlogistonator.
how does, a blade making company make it all the way to shipping before realising, "hey this isnt sharp..." and also "hey you know making blades really hard doesnt help right?"
Yep. I have Timber Rattler Bowie from BudK that will out cut that thing all week. Outlaw Bowie. Practically a sword. Yeah, its not perfect and made in Pakistan, but, its tough as nails.
@@WastelandSeven honestly Pakistan makes some great blades from great cutlery steel. It's the spot welded on tangs that sometimes are the problem. If it's legit full tang and you can visually check that the tang actually exists, Pakistani knives aren't a bad way to go. China seems to think if you put in enough chromium that 1/25th of a percent carbon is plenty. And that's why 3CR13 is a go-to for many knife companies based over there. And it's ironic because Chinese people aren't even legally allowed to own the knives they're making. That's why I'll take a knife made in or near incessantly war-torn Peshawar over the People's Republic any day of the week.
Sounds like he tried to sharpen a knife that should not be resharpened. If it’s titanium coated SS then your just ruined the coating and yes it will never be sharp again. Maybe don’t fuck up your knife next time. If you doubt me watch the “Prepared Wanderer” review. This guy is just used to traditional carbon steel blades.
@@grahamlopez6202 He has them outclassed in guns too. Have you seen him lately? Dude is fucking jacked. That, and he has custom made steel plate armour and huge ass custom made knives. I don't think a band of marauders will have a chance, it's more like free exp
Yes. which means it can't be modified. Which means it's still going to hurt like hell. And additionally it's a little fragile. The grinder could have damage it, and it still has the snapping issue.
I'm older than you Eli, and you inspire me to no end, and you have taught me the valuable lesson of building things in such cheap and interesting ways. keep up the great work, and I will keep watching.
To be fair digging is a useful option I like to see in my multitool knives - for the times you don't really need to pack a spade because you're not digging a goddamn trench - but to be equally fair this piece of shit will snap if you attempt to use it that way. Also, I'm pretty sure my spade is sharper and better at chopping twigs and vines than this "machete"
My Camillus Carnivore snapped where the first pin holds the blade in. The tang broke in it, and the blade was wobbly in it. Still sold it to a pawn shop for $15. Yes, I outpawned a pawn shop. LOL
Professional designer at company: makes camillus carnivore You: makes a viable, multi purpose hand axe out of trash, using clamps, a forge rigged from a damn chair and what I'm guessing is a used thrift store hair dryer. Sadly, someone was paid to make the camillus carnivore, and all I can offer you for your efforts is a like and subscribe.
Nah he only wants to make a video and he is biased by the performance of the knife. He should get somebody to try and test both blades so that his aura of bias is being concealed.
My buddy bought a carnivore for one of our backpacking trips when we were younger. He thought it was the coolest thing ever, until the blade snapped in half 30 minutes into the trip when he tried to cut down an inch thick sapling 😂
Anthony Rios both of them were electric though, not saying I don't wanna see a flame gauntlet- that'd be sick! But if anything following the pattern make it taze someone when you hit them 🤷🏻♂️cuz the last two were electric
To be brutally honest the haitian people defeated the nepolean army and was the only slaves to successfully remove thier owners from thier country. Primary weapon of choice the same tool used for centuries to toil the sugar cane and that was the machete it's all about how you use them and tbh I wouldn't be using my blade in the fashion he did using bias opinion to literally talk shit about a older version of this machete tool. They market it as a camping machete cause if they market it for what it used for ie hacking arms and heads off the soccer mom's of the world would be raging demanding thier kids not be able to buy such a destructive weapon.
Decent machetes are actually longer, larger, easier to sharpen and have at least a little more weight behind them so you can use the force of a swing to finish jobs that the sharpness can’t finish, which are all traits the Camilus Carnivore lacks. If a blade sucks at chopping through thin branches that are standing still, and cannot even break skin when pounding the sharp end with your open palm like he did, then it’s going to suck even worse at trying to chop living, moving flesh, muscle, and bone. I know that you are trying to look smart by playing the contrarian, but the Camilus Carnivore is just by all accounts a bad knife for any purpose. Also you got it backwards on Machetes. Machetes were originally a defoliating tool that were rebranded as hack and slash weapons, not the other way around.
@@myawsomebox I promise you I own one and if you dig a bit deeper on the current model not the one from years back you would see they addressed all the issues that they had with earlier models. Also I don't know how these people keep saying they broke thier blade using it in a normal manner yet can't find actual video evidence of this claim. But I respect your opinion I just don't see anything factual in it though.
KixongGaming No power in the zombie apocalypse, therefore no power tools and no trash thingy he made... Get a friend who's into building/owning guns. (Yes you can make a gun without power or power tools.)
I also bought one on sale years ago from a pile of these. After a couple of years of light use(because the thing wasn't that useful) the blade snapped in half. Now, at least at the time, the company touted a lifetime warranty. When I went to see about getting mine replaced, it turns out that you have to have the original receipt and packaging in order to have this sorry excuse for a tool replaced. Needless to say, after having the thing for 2 years, I did not have the receipt or packaging. Their warranty is a bigger joke than their "knife"
Love your "Hot seat" forge chair... A tip. If you heat your steel until it starts sparking, you're burning the carbon out of the steel which will leave it weak and brittle. Love to see people use a little ingenuity in making forging tools, I've been smithing for a long time and started out the same way but used a "Bush hog" guard deck to build my first forge. :) And railroad spikes aren't trash but actually little drops of heaven that have fallen from... Um, heaven. ;) Not magic, you say? Look at all the things you can forge from them, including wizards! Keep it up, man.
The editing, sarcasm, and even the plot in this video is sublime and utterly vibes with my humor. I actually go out of my way every month to watch this.
Dear ZNA productions, I've watched you for so long and have had so many hours of entertainment from you. You've inspired my to try to make my own things even if it's the most simple thing. I don't have any of your tools so I can't really make the cool stuff u make. I feel as if you don't enjoy building as much as you did back then which i understand. That's just the way I see it, I'm not saying I'm right. But if you're having any problems I just wanna say You're an awesome youtuber and have inspired so many people and given so many people happiness. Thank you :)
Your furnace is a fuggin 6 dollar wedding chair and a blow dryer.
Legendary
A mighty forge indeed.
dude i thought you typo'd "wedding chair"...then i saw it and well... that's totally a chair used at someone's outdoor wedding. but the anvil is even better. some random steel strap / bracket thing bolted to some wood blocks...
Make junk boi into hot boi!
@@davebennett5069 rail plate for rail ties I use one under my trendel hammer
We have reached peak evolution
When your forge is literally a chair
XxKingDogexX and your anvil is a wood post
Brother
Just think about when one people don't know ITS hot and sit on it
Talk about being in the hot seat
@@truck-kun941 u know its a "heat" aye get the joke
Its heat (Hot sEAT)
“This would be the ultimate weapon if the blade was as edgy as the name”
Best quote ever.
Why do you think he said it
"Is this how i die?... Nah too scary"
Was he talking about the Cameltoe Carnival, or the Chameleon Cabbagepatch?
@@Cxste11xn he was talking about the Cambodian comedian
@@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME I thought it was about Caramel Caravan
The fact Camillus carnivore exists implies there is a Camillus omnivore and herbivore.
The herbivore probably works better on trees
CyAaron Nava A knife with a mouth that swallows entire trees
Wait, since Camillus carnivore isn't good, then the omnivore is fine, and the herbivore is just a giant fucking sword that cuts through metal
ironically, they only get more effective the farther they are from carnivorous
Camillus insectivore
The honesty won me "And I got this hickory axe handle, that I ran over with my truck so that I could say it's trash"... lol
"Camillus Carnivore"
Sharpness -1
Does literally nothing.
"Trash makeshift axe"
Sharpness X
Unbreaking 3
@@Helperbot-2000 It heals the enemy.
@@Jacob-yg7lz the carnivore?
No wonder it's also called the Cameltoe Carnival
@@AMoistEggroll lolwut
So I'm from Syracuse NY, actually the village of Camillus. The original Camillus cutlery company made some of the best knives you've ever seen. If you get a knife from them from the mid 2000s it's very high quality. Sadly they went out of business and sold there name to some Chinese company and now they ruin the Camillus name with this garbage. It's a real shame.
Small world. I live probably 5 or so minutes from where the factory used to be. The way this guy pronounces Camillus is bothering me
Small world! Im from Olean, NY about an hour from there and they have Cutco knives, which are still the best out there.
Hopytoad1997 SMALL WORLD! I'm from Chazy NY a few hours from there and I have a great camillus machete from when they were actually good
Small world I don’t know what’s happening anymore
S M A L L W O R L D i live in camilus too rip
Breaking news: local man starts wild fire while making trash hatchet
trachet
Some guy u made choke
At least it's not a gender reveal party, this time 🤷♂️
*makes fire on literal chair*
@@thenotoriousguy has that in mind when read comment
"unsharpened back to be used as a pillow"
I was baked and he said that and i was crying from laughter lmao
@@andrewquinlan2661 I was absolutely sober and that shit still cracked me up
Me: can we get a pillow
Mom: we have pillow at home
Pillow at home:
@@andrewquinlan2661 you were baked?
@@misterclownman1895 It colloquially means to be under the influence of marijuana.
This video randomly appears on my feed like every five months, and I still click on it and watch it through every time.
Me too
Same
Sir Klynxert0n ikr like UA-cam wtf
Sir Klynxert0n same
the algorithm is strange
"Unsharpened tip and back for a pillow"
I'll admit, I chuckled.
Bro I lost it right there lmao
Psycho567 oh man I laughed so hard
That part was funny
Psycho567 What the heck, did we just watch the same video?
Camillus carnivore? Nah my favourite blade is the
*C A M E L T O E C A R N I V A L*
I fucking died
U wut
Mines the Chameleon Cabbage Patch
Chameleon Cameltoe
Cambodian Comedian
Dude the railroad nail should have gone on top then it double as a war hammer
That would destroy the axe balance to shit
But would be a fine warhammer. LOL
Nick Krutovsky wdym isn’t it supposed to function as a utility axe? That means the more mass towards the end the higher up the center of mass allowing for way more force which is better for chopping wood
@@Dell-ol6hb I have no idea what im talking about, but it seems like having the spike lower would provide a more centered weight, whereas with all the weight on top the axe might manage to get away from you easier.
@@gnickthegnome1981 The further up the balance is located, the better it is at chopping.
I never thought I'd see a forge more half-assed than my trash can and hair drier... and you heat steel with a folding chair.
You sir have won the internet.
His "forge" is literally called Satan's Toilet
Mine Chaser heated toilet seat
I’ve seen worse
I WANT ONE
Seriously you should do a how to on the forge
"If the blade was as edgy as the name." Never stop making videos, please.
quindarius gooch the best username ever
Quindarious Gooch true name one other person who is a meme and a master at weapons
arrested for unlawful possession of marajuana
This is the second time I've seen you at top comments.
thehystericalpancake xd
Me: "You sure you wanna do the forging thing on the grass? Might cause a fire"
*Repeatedly sets fire to the grass*
Me: That looks like a real dumb idea, but maybe I'm just too Australia? I mean, he DOES do this for a living right?
*Starts not one, but two grass fires, then throws the whole thing out anyway*
Nevermind...
UNSHARPENED BACK FOR A PILLOW!!! oml I died
carson burns because you used the “ unsharpened back for a pillow “ and he said “ unsharpened tip for a pillow “
Legend says that he is still searching for a stable surface...
Legend says this meme will never end
Legend says you are an gay
handsome squidward nice grammar
Only for you, you HANDSOME SQUID!
I never said any of this :P
The Camillus Carnivore looks like a starting item you're supposed to replace in the tutorial sequence.
That actually exactly what it is.
That may be the only "knife" I've ever seen, that kills the target not by cutting it, but by letting it dehydrate and hunger, waiting for you to kill it.
This proves the age old saying.
"One Man's trash is another Eli's video"
u wot m8 look at the top comment
u wot m8 oi m8 wot the fuk
I laughed so loud when i saw this comments replies people got angry cuz i was so loud... HAHAHAHA
You ....you made a forge out of a cheap metal folding chair....I mean...I'm in awe of you.
I mean yea. Do you not have a metal folding chair forge?
@@noches4thewin584 I don't even have a forge
Boy do I have the video for you ua-cam.com/video/VVV4xeWBIxE/v-deo.html
ptsh try make one out of plastic
@@liamking9255 jesus christ dude
"unsharpened tip and back for a pillow" how can you not laugh loud enough for your voicebox to explode
Huh
the way he laughs so realistically without smiling makes me so uncomfertable
Same
Creepy indeed.
This is the greatest random click of a video I've ever done.
Same
same
same
After 6 hours of makers videos...
SAAAAAAAAAME
Same
"I think im gonna forge flatten this one"
Forge: Are you sure about that
*BOI (or GRILL idfk)*
I"'m gonna use my 1500+ degree forge"
*continues to use it on an alluminum chair*
Its probably steel but still
@@PizzaPowerXYZ no its made out of stalinium
Theres like 19 different ways to spell aluminium but you still messed it up... cheers.
Ok, theres 2, but still.
@@CNYKnifeNerd It doesn't matter. The chair's not alluminum. There's actually nouminum in there.
This guy is literally the Michael Reeves of Knife making.
They sound the same too
SethyMcdo No, No They Don’t
@@ailement r/woooosh that's the joke!
@@harvetwound1234 there wasnt a joke here dumbass
SethyMcdo that’s what I thought
Good one.
The machete looks like it could be dangerous..... If swallowed.
Even that's a stretch
Apparently, it's legit dangerous- for the one wielding it.
It's a danger only to wallets...
I don't get the hate on these, mine stayed like razors.
Yea the handle sucks but with some nice effort sharpening it’s actually not horrible. Apart from the handle that is.
"Unsharpened tip and back for a pillow" best quote
I'm liking that really unsafe makeshift forge.
you should watch his vid on making it :)
You mean his really effective heated seat?
"Satan's Toilet"
me too
Dang it, somebody beat me to it. I was going to dub the forge Satan's Portable Toilet.
By the way, they are still selling the Callimus at Wal-mart. I first saw one maybe three years ago and apparently, some poor individuals must still be buying these crude crowbar-chetes.
Making the real-life Pain Train from TF2.
I am so glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
Roody Tooty why does one shovel crit when in air but other doesn’t? Cause it’s TF2
@@Jessie_Helms Here's my idea for this weapon:
The Cheap Chopper
Old Scrap Shank
Beggar's Butcher
Makeshift Mutilator
Crafting Ingredients: 1 Pain Train + 1 Half-Zatoichi + 2 scrap metal OR Escape Plan + Ubersaw
Stats:
-Holsters 30% Slower
-15% Slower firing Speed
+Deploys 40% Faster
+On Kill: Firing Speed and Reload Speed for all weapons increased by 50% for 8 seconds
@@nooneinparticular5256 and for a kukri for sniper:
Cameltoe carnival:
Plus 15% deploy and holster speed
Minus 85% damage
Marked for death when active
20% bullet, fire and explosive damage when active
No MvM upgrades available.
Crafting: 1 machina, 1 righteous bison, 2 jarates and a phlogistonator.
@@Jessie_Helms also why not its funny
WhAt AbOuT tHiS siLvEr ShArPiE?
Oh, it actually worked
Antruvius lol
Apparently silver shows really well on metallic surfaces, speaking from experience
Man with makeshift axe murders innocent trees
2017 colorized
Not clickbait
Ban all axes 2018
r/peoplefuckingdying
When ZNA turns into skallagrim
Solomon Robin Skall would be proud
no, he hasn't thrown any pommels at anything yet.
Solomon Robin skallagrim junior
Solomon Robin I love skallagrim
He didn't end the video rightly though.
When you buy this it’s like “I wanted a machete not a baseball bat?”
baseball bat is a different beast...but I get your joke.........haha
A spatula would be sharper.
A TACTICAL spatula.
A *Tactula*
@@gamerplaya6710 tarantula?
@@myschnozhurts1522 Tactical + Spatula =
*Tactula*
just add a laser sight and it'll be perfect
I’m confused...I thought that’s what this was...
how does, a blade making company make it all the way to shipping before realising, "hey this isnt sharp..." and also "hey you know making blades really hard doesnt help right?"
Sell the brand name to China and you'll know.
Yep. I have Timber Rattler Bowie from BudK that will out cut that thing all week. Outlaw Bowie. Practically a sword. Yeah, its not perfect and made in Pakistan, but, its tough as nails.
China.
@@WastelandSeven honestly Pakistan makes some great blades from great cutlery steel. It's the spot welded on tangs that sometimes are the problem. If it's legit full tang and you can visually check that the tang actually exists, Pakistani knives aren't a bad way to go. China seems to think if you put in enough chromium that 1/25th of a percent carbon is plenty. And that's why 3CR13 is a go-to for many knife companies based over there. And it's ironic because Chinese people aren't even legally allowed to own the knives they're making. That's why I'll take a knife made in or near incessantly war-torn Peshawar over the People's Republic any day of the week.
Sounds like he tried to sharpen a knife that should not be resharpened. If it’s titanium coated SS then your just ruined the coating and yes it will never be sharp again. Maybe don’t fuck up your knife next time. If you doubt me watch the “Prepared Wanderer” review. This guy is just used to traditional carbon steel blades.
Lol, camouflage tactical handle bread knife
Lucas Treviño i have one and it is actually really good
Lucas Treviño I don't think it can even cut bread
Lmao he is hilarious
Lucas Treviño never trust a edited popular comment -.- _._
Lucas Treviño I
Note to self: when the world ends, have my bamd of marauders kidnap this guy and make him into our weapon slave.
With what weapons?
@@flavoredchin WITH THE CAMILLUS HERBIVORE
@@nikitaastakhov9252 lol
@@flavoredchin hopefully guns, because he's got them out classed with blades
@@grahamlopez6202 He has them outclassed in guns too. Have you seen him lately? Dude is fucking jacked. That, and he has custom made steel plate armour and huge ass custom made knives. I don't think a band of marauders will have a chance, it's more like free exp
"unsharpened tip and back *close up* for a pillow" I'm not even kidding, I cried laughing. Keep up the good work Eli.
Bridge Gaming me too. Pmsl
I like how you unapologetically half-ass everything in this video
like how he could use that angle grinder to sharpen the real knife and make it work instead of wasting the axe handle
But the lengthened tang would still be painful over extended use.
That’s what makes him great
Lepidolite Mica the tang is embedded in the handle....
Yes. which means it can't be modified. Which means it's still going to hurt like hell.
And additionally it's a little fragile. The grinder could have damage it, and it still has the snapping issue.
I'm older than you Eli, and you inspire me to no end, and you have taught me the valuable lesson of building things in such cheap and interesting ways. keep up the great work, and I will keep watching.
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Derek Ball hahaha, thanks.
Eli: "I'm gonna dig with a knife?"
AlfieAesthetics: **British digging**
To be fair digging is a useful option I like to see in my multitool knives - for the times you don't really need to pack a spade because you're not digging a goddamn trench - but to be equally fair this piece of shit will snap if you attempt to use it that way.
Also, I'm pretty sure my spade is sharper and better at chopping twigs and vines than this "machete"
My Camillus Carnivore snapped where the first pin holds the blade in. The tang broke in it, and the blade was wobbly in it. Still sold it to a pawn shop for $15. Yes, I outpawned a pawn shop. LOL
My God. You could use your chair for space re-entry.
You've created one of the first weapon drops in a RPG.
well it kinda looks like the fortnite starter pick thingy
Now THAT'S a supply drop.
It’s like the starter weapon that’s actually op
*an
*a. You wouldn't say "an role playing game" would you?
Me who has never been interested in weapons let alone knives:
Now this is the content I live for
The combination of great delivery and editing and unprofessionalism as a blacksmith make this a treat to watch. Keep it up!
Tactical breadknife
Butterknife*
Carnivorous cabbage patch
The Camillus carnivore pillow gave me the best nap of my life!
5 Stars!
*the forever nap*
The metal is nice and soft! Stays col for a while, too!
This guy is witty, funny and creative this was a nice discovery. Also I like how he uses his torture device as a furnace.
As a british person, i can say that our pronunciation of dustpan is different to our pronunciation of saucepan. You were right the second time :) .
Fortnite SMG I’ve only just realised we say the two differently
Im partly British like if I get scared or mad I go full British
You mean it's not a "saucebin" over there?
Wtf is that chair made of...
Baron Lovat The powerful force of hope.
Nah it's made of some older Nokias...
metal
But can you do this ?
Boss Lee *folds*
Oh your dry humor is so satisfying
Professional designer at company: makes camillus carnivore
You: makes a viable, multi purpose hand axe out of trash, using clamps, a forge rigged from a damn chair and what I'm guessing is a used thrift store hair dryer.
Sadly, someone was paid to make the camillus carnivore, and all I can offer you for your efforts is a like and subscribe.
That's a first… using a nail as a hammer
underrated comment
Dang it! You beat me to it I was going to say that!
UpstandingCitizen Fry did it.
HAHA Its pretty genius if you ask me!
Now he just has to use hammers as nails
Your axe looks like something out of Fallout lol
Ye
It is fallout lol
Fallout New Vegas
It should be 😂
I though it was actually a Legion weapon from fallout when I clicked, So I was pretty shook when I didn’t see any Fallout references
Rust UA-camr here, the stuff you make would honestly fit pretty well with the game haha
Rcham what are you doin here m8?
Rcham WTH ur videos were just recommended to me
Rcham holy shit fancy seeing you here man
hello food? food broke understandable have a good day👍
Rcham lol i watch you all the tome and i think the same thing
i wish there was a way to see how many times i’ve watched this video, i fall asleep to it damn near every night for some reason
Wait a minute is this how i die? Naah
"it is made from trash"
i can't afford it
"IT IS MADE FROM TRASH!"
Over-budget.
EDIT: Wow, 180 likes Thanks UA-cam.
btw. Sub my Channel
Nah he only wants to make a video and he is biased by the performance of the knife. He should get somebody to try and test both blades so that his aura of bias is being concealed.
@@splintcell2692 Check my edit.
I meant that I couldnt afford it.
ur right tho.
Even if he is bias, the carnivor is obviously a POS
@@L44tsmasher735 and you are getting out of the point. you should also say that the moon we see today in the night sky is fake.
hey man. Did you happen to notice that your forge is a metal folding chair? Just thought I'd point that out in case you hadn't noticed. Take care.
R/wooosh
why should he waste his money on an expensive one?
satans toilet
R/woooosh
That's no real folding chair--its a forgery!
My buddy bought a carnivore for one of our backpacking trips when we were younger. He thought it was the coolest thing ever, until the blade snapped in half 30 minutes into the trip when he tried to cut down an inch thick sapling 😂
I laughed at "cameltoe carnival" way too hard
Cameltoe Carnival has to be some sort of fetish porn out there
*TACTICAL BREADKNIFE*
I read them
tactical breadknife deployed
**TACTICAL BREADKNIFE INBOUND**
Looks more like my steak knife
Make a flamethrower gauntlet. I mean you've made a taser Warhammer and an electric shield. So why not
Anthony Rios both of them were electric though, not saying I don't wanna see a flame gauntlet- that'd be sick! But if anything following the pattern make it taze someone when you hit them 🤷🏻♂️cuz the last two were electric
Derekluvswolfz so, it's a flamethrower AND it tastes people. Why not cover it in spikes?
Man I remember this video like it was yesterday, certified classic and how I managed to find you
camillus herbivore
Funny enough, that thing is about as sharp as a rather resillient stick, I literally to just as much damage on a tree with a stick...
I have a cammillus it's one of the best nights I have
@@khasanbekmalzagov6240 knives*
FUK YO SELF
@@fwmlj6291 Then you probably don't even have any butterknives
Level 100 blacksmith.
Sammy Sam a * smithing
GET UP TO ROCK!
GET UP TO BURN!
Yea but only if the maximum level is 1000000000
Smithing 💯
I think this actually qualifies as pro quality level 1 Smithing.
*ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES*
If you burn down the forest, nobody else can start a forest fire..
prdprdprdprdprdel dat name do
I didn't understand this until I got about halfway through the video.
Lmao
If somebody could kill some one with the meacheti it be a blunt force guess
Reminds me of the 20 dollar Walmart machete
Captain Price you can kill someone with presurized air or air in general if you go about it in a certain way
To be brutally honest the haitian people defeated the nepolean army and was the only slaves to successfully remove thier owners from thier country. Primary weapon of choice the same tool used for centuries to toil the sugar cane and that was the machete it's all about how you use them and tbh I wouldn't be using my blade in the fashion he did using bias opinion to literally talk shit about a older version of this machete tool. They market it as a camping machete cause if they market it for what it used for ie hacking arms and heads off the soccer mom's of the world would be raging demanding thier kids not be able to buy such a destructive weapon.
Decent machetes are actually longer, larger, easier to sharpen and have at least a little more weight behind them so you can use the force of a swing to finish jobs that the sharpness can’t finish, which are all traits the Camilus Carnivore lacks. If a blade sucks at chopping through thin branches that are standing still, and cannot even break skin when pounding the sharp end with your open palm like he did, then it’s going to suck even worse at trying to chop living, moving flesh, muscle, and bone. I know that you are trying to look smart by playing the contrarian, but the Camilus Carnivore is just by all accounts a bad knife for any purpose.
Also you got it backwards on Machetes. Machetes were originally a defoliating tool that were rebranded as hack and slash weapons, not the other way around.
@@myawsomebox I promise you I own one and if you dig a bit deeper on the current model not the one from years back you would see they addressed all the issues that they had with earlier models. Also I don't know how these people keep saying they broke thier blade using it in a normal manner yet can't find actual video evidence of this claim. But I respect your opinion I just don't see anything factual in it though.
I want this guy as a friend in a zombie apocalypse.
KixongGaming I want this guy as a friend period
I agree with both of those assessments
I agree with the third assessment.
KixongGaming No power in the zombie apocalypse, therefore no power tools and no trash thingy he made...
Get a friend who's into building/owning guns. (Yes you can make a gun without power or power tools.)
@@hughjanus4881 all he needs is a tool store China being unaffected and money and he is set for the zombie apocalypse
do you call your forge the hotseat
It's Satan's toilet.
Deh Panda King 😂
Fucking...... Genius.
it’s called S a t a n s T o i l e t
Or the Flamethrone of Earthfire, which doesn't sound dumb at all.
I keep thinking this guy kinda knows what he’s doing but he fools me just as I get comfortable.
Lol, welcome aboard!
As someone who knows nothing about forging, please tell me what he was doing wrong
@@thelokitamer7983 he was using a chair which he named satan's toilet as a forge hope this helped
Conspiracy theory: He DOES know what hes doing.
Smashing on the sharp end of the knife, yea I got you xD
I also bought one on sale years ago from a pile of these. After a couple of years of light use(because the thing wasn't that useful) the blade snapped in half. Now, at least at the time, the company touted a lifetime warranty. When I went to see about getting mine replaced, it turns out that you have to have the original receipt and packaging in order to have this sorry excuse for a tool replaced. Needless to say, after having the thing for 2 years, I did not have the receipt or packaging. Their warranty is a bigger joke than their "knife"
You are my favourite weapon channel because weapons and comedy... What else could anyone want?
Hanging themselves?
Doktor Plague drugs
Doktor Plague women
Drugs and pussy
Doktor Plague Heard of Skallagrim? He does a lot of medieval stuff. And sex jokes! (Lots of penetration videos)
Love your "Hot seat" forge chair... A tip. If you heat your steel until it starts sparking, you're burning the carbon out of the steel which will leave it weak and brittle.
Love to see people use a little ingenuity in making forging tools, I've been smithing for a long time and started out the same way but used a "Bush hog" guard deck to build my first forge. :) And railroad spikes aren't trash but actually little drops of heaven that have fallen from... Um, heaven. ;) Not magic, you say? Look at all the things you can forge from them, including wizards!
Keep it up, man.
His forge chair is named Satan's Toilet for some reason
I'm glad everything went smoothly and nothing went wrong at all.
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Ah yes, three years later and this is in my recommended; oh the memories.
Please tell me that you refer to your forge as the hot seat.
1959Edsel he refers to it as "satans toilet"
Lol
I
HUNGER
it should be "the taco bell restroom"
1959Edsel star girl...
This is the most wholesome guy on UA-cam
Graeme Gibbons crazy Russian hacker
I am pleased by your taste of dank memes.
Very pleased.
The editing, sarcasm, and even the plot in this video is sublime and utterly vibes with my humor. I actually go out of my way every month to watch this.
Is this how I die?
Nah.
*saw all gets stuck*
Sawzall
It didn’t saw all, sawzmostall
just found your channel, love how everything you do is purest Jank
SteveAkaDarktimes junk
SAME
Grammar
@@P12118 pretty sure he's combining junk with dank because it's funny but junk
I am not an adolescent, I'm a grown adult and I like you videos no matter the content. Keep it up man!!
Blake Deer I agree as well. I am also an adult and I enjoy everything Eli makes.
Blake Deer I am (chronologically) also an adult and this is one of my favorite UA-cam channels.
I am also an adult ( with the mind of a 3 year old and the body of a 13 year old
FargoFX fargo I love ur vids expecially rebar builds
Nick Hutchinson you shouldn't be saying that on the inter net man
It's always a fun time rewatching the first video you ever saw of a particular channel
That's so convenient that he had a steel flat bar in his trashcan!
Chip Parrish xd
..Chip I think he.. um.. never mind.
"tactical breadknife"
Found any thots?
It's cool that you actually respond to your viewers in the comments that is rare on UA-cam these days
Rival survival it's actually not
Rival survival you hoping to get an answer from him now, right?
Rival survival rip
David he already did fam
Little man isn't even bald yet
I'm wheezing *"IF THE BLADE WAS AS EDGY AS THE NAME"* LMAOOOOOOOOOO
GoodMagicite :/
You legit ruined it
Caspear
Thats not the problem
Then saying 𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨!! 𝘓𝘔𝘈𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖𝘖 is the part that ruins the joke
@@Septagrim ay man dont shame him. He can act like a 10 year old pre-pubescent girl if he wants to
I love the forge chair and the fact that your anvil is a railroad track part too. Ingenious.
Bro that chair was lit
Lmaooo 😂😂
No, it was on fire
So was his yard
I want this guy on my side when shtf. He's very resourceful
Tactical bread knife
Tactical Butter knife
for when Speshiul forzus are a bit peckish
69th like
Even the worst weapons require this amount of work and money
Dear ZNA productions, I've watched you for so long and have had so many hours of entertainment from you. You've inspired my to try to make my own things even if it's the most simple thing. I don't have any of your tools so I can't really make the cool stuff u make. I feel as if you don't enjoy building as much as you did back then which i understand. That's just the way I see it, I'm not saying I'm right. But if you're having any problems I just wanna say You're an awesome youtuber and have inspired so many people and given so many people happiness. Thank you :)
Probably your most entertaining video to date