Am I Seme Or Uke?
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2019
- You know what's weird?
Because I took all these Seme/Uke quizzes in June and even recorded the audio at that time, the hype is all gone now 😭😭
It's like, "Yeah, I've been living my newfound life as [insert position here because y'all gotta watch the video first] for two months now. I've been a new man for two months", the excitement is gone 😭😭 I guess that's the downside of making these videos in this format😭
Anyway, here's the link to the two quizzes I used in this video:
1. What Kind Of Seme Uke Are You?
www.quotev.com/quiz/2910115/W...
2. Uke Or Seme? (Yaoi Personality Quiz)
www.quotev.com/quiz/8014837/U...
I actually took every single Seme Uke quiz that I could find even the famous Yaoi Personality Test but I'm gonna be honest, I was quite disappointed? I felt like all of these questions were too childish. Like the way they were written was too childish. So back in June, I actually decided to take some Seme Uke quizzes in Japanese, I thought maybe I'll enjoy them more than the English ones...but NOPE! Infact, it made me appreciate the English quizzes more 😂 The Japanese ones were too short and very general because bear in mind, these terms "Seme" and "Uke" are not only used in the BL world. So I decided to stick with the English ones 😶
Twitter: / joshieesworld
Intro & Outro:
NeoRock 78 "Speed King" by Kouichi Morita (Maoudamashii)
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Main BGM:
まったりしましょ by zmino
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Other Music:
Gintama OST 4: Shogunkayo
• Gintama OST 4 It's the...
Scare is Coming by Low
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BL Situation CD-Uke Roleplay
Daisukina Kare Wo Omou Zonbun Katawara Ni Kanjiru
Gintama OST 8: Hatsujouki Desuka Konoyaro
• Gintama OST 8
Gintama Hokuto No Ken Parody
I Am Shock
• Gintama - I am shock! - Комедії
"Bottom of what?"
"Bottom of the sea?!"
*Gold*
nice username gamer
😂
i'm gonna make this my bio on insta XD
1st test: Your a Innocent Uke!
2nd test: No! Your a Romantic Seme!
Me: I'M HAVING A IDENTITY CRISIS HERE
The half of the replies: PLOT TWIST! YOUR A SEKE
Omg the same thing happened to me
Little Kiwi holy shit I’m the same wtf is wrong with us 😱😱😊😂
@@EllaReilly-lq8jq idk but I think this why there are people called Seke, to help us confused sinners
You are you're own best partner lol
@@Glareflare yup 😂
I'm a girl but...
First test: Silent seme
Second test: Gentle seme
Guess I'm dom
its been a couple years. I return as a they/them nonbinary with a changed personality
First test: Seke
Second test: Gentle seme
Seme-leaning Seke? I'm ok with that
Same •w•
lol. im also a girl but...
First test: Romantic seme
Second test: opportunity seme
guess we both can be dom together...
Natalie like papyrus bruh u commented on another comment saying dat u were innocent uke both tests
Natalie like papyrus I took 6 test they all said i was a innocent uke with romantic seme...(I’m also a girl)
I mean.. you could use a strap
1st test: Innocent Uke
2nd test: Innocent Uke
Me: WELP
Romantic seme here ;)
I'm an IU too
Hahaha! Same!! xD
IM A SEKE and i choose uke idk why XD
Me to don't be sad
"Is it wrong to want to go to hell with your friends?" I love this. 😂
A paraphrased Oscar Wilde quote ✨
Me: **Takes both of the tests and wait for my answer**
Me: _'Man, I wonder if I'm a seme or uke? I really hope I'm a-'_
Test: *You're a seke*
Me: *. . .* *_eXcUsE mE-_*
·Angie Angel· omg same
Same ;_;
Same
IKR 🤣
Sameeeee
" BOTTOM OF THE SEA"- I lost it
my results:
1)Innocent uke
2)sadistict seme
* confused pansexual noises*
1st: Silent Seme
2nd: Innocent Uke
Yes my one and only true goal, a seke
Same
1st: seke
2nd: innocent uke
Guess I'm more of a uke
a saskue?
1: its Sasuke
2: Sasuke is an uke, change my mind
Wait i thought sasuke can be a seme and an uke, and naruto too 🤔
@@nelmae6026 you right, they could be whatever we want them to be.
Oh God... I'm.... I'm Uke?! I'm Seme?! WTF! I DON'T KNOW!
Your're a suke :v
seke's are awesome
Nomura Your a Seme-Uke both
I'm a seme and a seke
galaxy kiwi Go you!!!!!!
Test one: Abusive Seme
Test two: Sadistic Seme
Ah well ;)
S a m e e
Sunny Succ don’t want to get in a relationship with you
oh welp
*R U N S A W A Y*
I'm joking, but I wouldn't want to get in a relationship with you .... U N L E S S ? ; )
....stay faaaar away from me I'ma innocent uke jk lol
Sunny Succ I got masochistic uke so how about we....chat ;)
1st quiz : Ditzy Uke
2nd quiz : Massochist Uke
Me : *sweats nervously*
*_I-i just like the whip.._*
Umm.....
Kinky
Alrighty
Then I'll hit you with it ¬v¬ JK JK though i am secretly a sadistic seme under the smooth talking seme mask
wAtCh mE wHiP
wAtcH mE naE nAe
1st test: innocent uke
2st test: innocent uke
I guess I’m a uke 😂
ey same here uwu
:o i spotted a hanako pfp
I swear if I talk about good omens to anyone they would think I was insane lol 😜
I learned that the hard way
You can talk to me about it, i will understand😂
AHHHHHH! GOOD OMENS!
fun anime love er another man of culture here I see-
Can I hear a wahoo lads?😅
1st test: Innocent Uke
2nd test: Innocent Uke
*Omg I’m shook-*
Romantic seme here ;)
Haha,same over here -w-
Innocent uke and seke so innocent seke
Same
@@Hmm.595 pffffff dude I was just gonna replie the same thing lol
1st test: Silent Seme
2nd test: Romantic Seme
Well, I’m definitely a Seme
Me: *takes quiz
Me: *gets violent seme, as well as soft uke
Me: *my pansexual ass not understanding
Also, happy pride month, peeps
1st test: Your a Gentle Seme
2nd test: Seke
at least i got both to kinda match up
The 1st gave me Seke, aka a switch, then the 2nd is Gentle Seme
*_I feel called out for my go with the flow yet protective nature_*
What do you mean by "aka a switch"?
Lmao we got the same results for both of the test
@@SweetSinger789 A switch is just someone who could top or bottom.
Personally I got
•Smooth Talking Seme
And
•Romantic Seme
So I'm feeling prETTY GREAT RIGHT NOW.
@@noellebell8364 Ohh I see, thanks. For me, I got Innocent Uke for both quizzes. I think I'm just not the dominant one in a relationship.
@Alter Miridoka. I got the same as you!!!!
Me Josh
I waited until the end.
I know your reading this Josh.
Hi I love your content btw about to take the quiz and I swear to god if I’m an uke
*7:09** I Got The Reference And Now I’m Sobbing.*
:,(
*JOSH WHY WHYYYYYYY*
Me too man 😫 I hate it!
What is it?
Pepsi Cola go watch *Full metal alchemist* to understand
"Quiet"
"To quiet"
*"ITS CREEPY"*
Soooooo, could someone tell me where the images of the badass uke are from? And tell where one could read it? For.....researcher....purposes.
you can read them on mangago.me the first (from left to right) is from an omegaverse called '' Megumi and Tsugumi '' it's a really great twist on omegaverse and I recommend you to read it. I don't know what he others are but usually you can find a lot of bl and yaoi on mangago.me. Hope this helped
@@tounsinour5907 Awesome, thank you!!! I love omegaver- I mean.....I have researched the omegaverse....extensively and would....like look into it further......
Thank you again!
@@tounsinour5907 megumi and tsugumi is a 💯% great yaoi
@@morganrogue5305 I am happy to have been able to help a fellow fujoshi
@@morganrogue5305 i will tell you
N1: (the delinqiunt) megumi and tsugumi
N2: (the yakuza) nights before night ...'if i am not wrong😅"
N3 : is black or white
ok pro fujoshi master! PLS TEACH ME HOW TO CONCEAL MY SQUEALS WHEN IM READING AND WATCHING YAOI AT 3-5 A.M!!!
Edit: Don't be intimidated by escanor, he's just a tavern owner 😂
I dont think there's a way to conceal your excitement for yaoi, lol
Bit on something it could be a blanket, pillow, stuffed animal or anything else even your self it might help it helps me! Hope it works for you!!! ^^
@@luckyclover2980 I always scream and bite on my pillow, so I'd say that's good advice 👌
moldy cheese ^w^ It does help a lot!
Screem as loud as you can in your head it seems to ease the want to screem externally ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ
1st quiz: Silent Seme
2nd quiz: Gentle Seme
I am a girl btw
we can hang out if you wanna to
i got
1st test: Your a Gentle Seme
2nd test: Seke
I ended up being a seke XD as seme and a uke, my friends always tell me I would probably be one.
EDIT: You know even though you heart everyone I still feel real special, THANK U 😊
"is it bad to wanna go to hell with your friends?"
nah i wanna go to hell with my friends
lets go weebs
lol jk that sounded harsh
Lol, we bring it up all the time, both my dirty Fujoshi self, and my Dirty Fudanshi friends
For watching too much Yaoi?
HELL YES
I know I've already commented, but,
Who would wait towards the end?
I would wait towards the end.
props to the people who waited towards the end
1st test- Seke
2nd test- Romantic seme
I feel called out-
Like-
Ah?
The thing is that I also take a test but I got a clueless uke, the funny thing is that it said that my seme would be romantic or opportunist
@@indieamer6702 wow lol
Same but instead I got innocent uke
same result I see
Times New Ramen
I was a Seke and Innocent Uke, lol.
It's comforting to hear someone talk about something I like. Being a closet fujoshi is hard.
Oh my God I instantly clicked on the notification and there's like 1000000000000000k comments already like WHAT
78....
159?
261..... .?
417...?
544
2:01
me: HE KNOWS EVERYTHINGGGGGG OH NOO MY SECRET IS GONNA BE EXPOSEDDDDD
1st test: Your an Innocent Uke
2nd test: Your a gentle seme
Me: *my profile picture*
Same, that’s what I got!!
But I’m going to keep on doing the quizzes just to make sure
3:21 Bakugou from my hero academia.
6:24 Deku from my hero academia.
6:26 Victor from Yuri!!! On ice.
6:34 Deku from my hero academia (again).
Also at 5:08 it's Mey-Rin from Black Butler
I got an Uke honestly I would prefer being the uke but I would want to be the seme sometimes 😋😉
#_# mahdude we have the opposite situation 😂
Uhh so you are Ukesem Gets??Uke and seme Ukesem Hahahhaa Funny Right......ok not bye!!!
I took both the quiz's and I got Tsundere Uke and Masochist Uke lol I can't see myself as a Tsundere XD
Lmao. I got Abusive Seme, then Gentle Seme.
Both times I got Innocent Uke
I absolutely despise Tsunderes so I relate with Josh, but I think boy tsunderes are adorable because they are 100% non-violent compared to girl tsunderes.
@@SweetSinger789 agreed!
I got sadist seme....wanna join me?😏😂😂😂😂
1st test: Smooth talking seme
2nd year: Gentle seme
Me: That about sums me up 😎
For me, it's the same thing, but I got Seke for the first test. And I don't even read BL. I took the tests out of curiosity.
I also got smooth talking seme but i'm a girl😅
Lmao i got the exact same result
1st test : Innocent uke
2nd test : Innocent Uke
Me : *VISIBLE SWEATING*
Oh damn....I have never asked myself that question before........
Ok, I don't know why, but that "Bottom of DA SEA!!!" part had me laughing for quite sometime xD
Innocent uke
Well, I wouldn't exactly call myself "innocent" """
An inexperienced awkward mess maybe. But innocent? No
True
Me: *Watches a ton of hardcore yaoi. Reads the intense BL. Dosen't cover my eyes during the "scenes"*
Test: You are innocent uke
Me: *eXcUsE mE-*
Well I cover my eyes if it’s too much, and try to go back to see it again lol
You look like an uke OK -3-
...don't rub it in my face 😭😭
I love the judge room at the start x3
3:21
I love the fact that you used prickly angry screaming boi for this part😂
1st test : Seke
2nd test : Romantic Uke
I took both of them multiple times and they gave me the same answer but it actually sounds kind of accurate to me😅
"-who liked Supernatural in my friend group-"
me: *slowly puts down SPN merch and looks at friends* sorry
1st one: Abusive Seme
2nd one: Innocent uke
Which one quiz’s?!?
First test: Smooth talking seme
Second test: Gentle seme
(it perfectly suits me) 😉💜🌈
This is sooo fun!!! I love your videos!!! I hope we can get some Yaoi anime & manga recommendations too! Thank you for making such cute and high-quality videos!!!
I mean.... there's always switch. (I can just hear everyone telling me to shush haha..). And oh my goodness how dare you put in the Nina reference, my poor gay heart
Yassss you posted
First test: Ditzy Uke
Second test: Romantic Seme
Guess I’m a seke....innocent and romantic.
Test 1: Gentle Seme
Test 2: Smooth-Talking Seme
All I know is that I'm _definitely_ a seme.
1st test: Your a Gentle Seme
2nd test: Seke
simular results lol
I knew it!!!!
BTW, I totally agree with the reset button on on humanity
Also BTW, I didn't know you had a blog?! 🤯😊
I took What kind of Seme Uke are you? And I got Innocent Uke, I started to tear up because what I read was so true.😭😭😭
Same here! It was too real
I can tell that we are opposites already. I took both quizzes and got Abusive Seme, then Gentle Seme.
OHMAHGOD! You're like my soulmate bro! All my fandoms! ;o
1st test: Tsundere Uke
2nd test: Paranoid Uke
Well then..Why am I not surprised?
First
Update: 10/10 video! (Like always)
I'm an innocent Uke...Well I figured as much personality wise, but I wish there was a more inbetween option inbetween the sheets. I think I'd be closer to that.
There is, it's Seke.
But our results match up, I thought that was kinda funny.
@@noellebell8364 Oh thank you for letting me know :D
I got literally 2 different things.
#1: Smooth Talking Seme
#2: Innocent Uke
lol i got kinda matching but not completely
1st test: Your a Gentle Seme
2nd test: Seke
1st quiz: Seke
2nd quiz: Paranoid Uke
So, um.............. Wich one am i???
Both. I got the same thing and for me they both match well, Every top.... is a bottom wow containers!! Yay for versatility and I right? For the paranoid uke, I totally get it. Like, we should all be paranoid, no matter who we are, we could all die at any second! :D But never let your paranoia get in the way of your daily life, because hey, death is just a part of life ^ㅅ^
7:33 I'm pretty sure,this is "Love In A Rush"(A Manga)
I thought it was Alice in Adultland are you sure?
Edit: Wait I just looked it up, does it have two titles???
YESS!!
@@JelliesWorld Okay I can't really Tell You How Happy I am Because You Replied *Happy Noises*
I WAS LITERALLY THINKING ABOUT THE APRON THING ALL WEEK LMAOAOAO also Love you!!!!!!!!
Love your channel homie🤘
5:23 Ellie's birthday is same as me! What a coincidence 😂
Omaigod! I’M EARLY!!! Yay!
Wait, Ellie studied law??!!
Ellie is the law
I've seen some 'are you a seme or uke quiz' but, some of the questions are so obvious, which can make it easier to get the answer you want. It's the yaoi tropes/cliches that make it so easy.
1st Test: Seke
2nd Test: Gentle Seme.
Sounds like me haha
I got the same result as you. And I don't even read BL. I just took the tests out of curiosity.
Ya know you have that duck chicken thing in alot of your videos and I was wondering if it has anything to do with your past or if it is just there because it's cute.
Here's what I noticed Ellie looks like a duck from saiki K the second season and when I saw the duck I was like wait is that Ellie?!!!
"Who would actually wait towards the end?"
Me: *Smiles like a creepy weirdo*
Test 1: you are a innocent Uke!
Test 2: You are a innocent Uke!
Me: a-am I really that innocent ;w;
Both tests: YES!!!
1st Test: Ditzy Uke
2nd Test: Romantic Seme
Help I'm having an identity crisis
1st test: Your a Seke
2nd Test: Nah, your a Romantic Seme
Me: Bruh
(Desides to take more tests)
3rd test: It Varies
Me: B r o
So overall, you might be a Seke since you got 2/3 for Seke. I got Seke for the first then Innocent Uke for the second. After that, I decided to retake them and I got Innocent Uke overall. It made me think hard because I was quite solid with my answers already.
Bruh
I'm Seme... (Watch out i have a wip c;)
OOF I got innocent uke and tsundere uke
Oero_ black and white I read that as W.I.P and broke my brain
1 silent seme
2 sadist seme
I feel I am not myself anymore
First test: gentle seme
Second test: innocent uke
Me: lemme just overthink for a sec
The fact that i got innocent uke on the first AND second quiz makes me question
Jellie: *uploads*
Me: *sees title*
Me: dang darn it
You learn something everyday, and I learned that I'm....
...to scared to even try the quiz.
5:06 *omg is that a Mey-RIn reference from Black Butler!?* *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-*
YAY NEW VID
Im a romantic seme and a smooth talking seme
Thats what the quiz said
Omg I got the same results 😂😂😂
Abusive seme. ;;
@@venus-qt3et Oof
@Dkkskskskkanshdkao Gacha ._. I has a gf
@@TheFangirl2002 cool
Tsunderes are my weakness. Lmao but maybe not irl. In Harvest Moon games I always go after the tsundere boys. But in real life, I don’t think I would have the patience.
1st questions: Your a silent seme!
2st questions: Your a Romantic Seme
Me: "So i..., Wait what?"
I love your videos jellie 😀
❤️when🧡you💛showed💚tsugumi💙haru💜and♥️himemiya💕my💟heart👏🏾jumped🌈 I LOVE tough bottoms
10:02 I thought you were not into violence 🤣🤣.
I LOVE ALL OF THE ANIME REFERENCES AAAAAAHHHHHHHH
especially the Seven Deadly Sins one XD
This makes sense. I mean, I ended up being paranoid uke aka my oc that I use for roleplays
Lmao
1st: You’re a seke it all depends on who you’re with
2nd: You’re an Innocent Uke you’re shy and caring
Me: ... Should I regret this orrrrr
Why do I recognize myself in you so much haha
OMFG I LOVEE YOUUU UR SOO FUNNY AND I CAN RELATE 2 ALMOST ANYTHING 😂😂😂
josh, i am the rare one who waits till the end of the video. 🤧 i come so far
Tried both of them out, THEY WERE BOTH ACCURATE IN PERSONALITY TRAITS AND THE KIND OF PERSON I AM.
(Results; Seke, and Paranoid Uke.)
i got
1st test: Your a Gentle Seme
2nd test: Seke
so ig by the test we might make a good pair lol
Why did I discovered this channel just now. Whyyyy?
Oh, that's what a uke is. I used to listen to a lot of yaoi audios and I still do and I kept seeing the word uke and I didn't know what it meant but it sounded hot so I was like "why not?"
Hey I live in hell with my bff❤ (and yes we are both fujoshis hard core) so if any one would like to visit hell, come over and say hi don't even knock you are welcome to just come in and share the boy love ❤❤🙂🙂😉😉
BTW LOVE YOU JOSH!!! Thank you for making me become a fujoshi ❤❤ Keep up with the videos!!!
And I wait to the very end as well and I know you are reading this ❤
Nice to know that I won't be alone down there 👍
Who's a seke?
I can be a seme or uke just means I have alot of options :)
Edit: nope am a innocent Uke!
But I like being a seke more who agrees with me?
Sooo....
On the first test I got a 'SEKE' so I'm both, it all depend upon my partner.
But in the second test I got an 'INNOCENT UKE'....
I feel like the first test had more options while the second test had a smaller variety of options.
I really enjoy your video🥰🥰
I feel so grateful that I have at least two friends so I could talk about the stuff with