@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 Nah my dude. Genji just migrated to her gohei so that he wants to feel his master ride on his back again. No, my statement is not a sexual statement
The M Phantom If you still care, in 14 a bunch of weaker yokai went on a rampage and tsukumogami started showing up. Reimu’s, Marisa’s, and Sakuya’s weapons also began acting weirdly. Ultimately Seija Kijin and Shinmyoumaru Sukuna were the culprits, trying to overthrow society with the power of the Miracle Mallet.
@@Neoaltmint According to some sources, Seija was actually the true culprit and she was the one who found the Miracle Mallet, but due to inchlings only being able to wield it, she convinced Shinmyoumaru to use it for her needs.
Touhou 30th: Reimu poverty & big stick. *Marisa:* _Hey Reimu! We have another incident, let's go-_ *Reimu:* _I'm gonna stop you right there, I don't care who done what, just point me where this person/thing live._ *Marisa:* [Point over 3 mountain] *Reimu:* _That 4th mountain with a evil looking castle/mansion/house that has evil vibe aura around it? Okay_ [Slam a titan size stick], _there, the incident is no more._
Send it to space and make it to one of those ODIN satelite from COD Ghost. Since Geneva Convention forbids any nuclear device in space, a rod going at incredibly hihg speed is an option.
Marisa: "But... The situation was that youkai were holding some people hostage..." Reimu: "When?" Marisa: "Over those three mo-" Reimu: "I mean, when did i ask marisa?"
Usami Vision 宇佐見ヴィジョン or her human size is just an illusion getting weaker and weaker? That explains why her hitbox is so small, because she’s actually smol shinmyoumaru size.
Okay, I'm legitimately starting to think that ZUN has a huge plot twist planned for Reimu's gohei. Edit: And based on those images, he's been planning it for a _long time._
Slowly but surly , the stick is turning into a staff And then heir hair will turn green She'll start wearing a lot of blue, maybe die a little bit. Get a cute ghost tail. SHES BEEN MIMA THIS WHOLE TIME
Touhou 6: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! There's this red mist everywhere! We gotta do something!" Touhou 11: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! The hot springs are exploding! We gotta do something!" Touhou 14: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! MY MINI-HAKKERO IS ON FREAKING FIRE (it's kinda cool) AND WHY IS YOUR GIANT GOHEI KNOCKING YOU ON THE HEAD?! Um anyway we gotta do something about this!" Touhou 15: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! WE'RE ON A FREAKIN' WARZONE HERE! We gotta do something about this before the stupid Lunarians purify us to death! ...Also was your gohei always that big?" Touhou 2X: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! How are you STILL able to carry that stupid stick around?! Anyway we gotta do something about (insert absurd plot summary here)! ...Hey, I thought riding on magic sticks was my thing!"
It’s funny how I’ve watched this video a long time ago and never understood this comment... But now after so long I have at least enough info to pair Sephiroth’s name to face through the Ssbu dlc. What a poor place to learn, but no matter. I’d like to see this be comment be a prophecy for a Touhou representative in Smash Bros in the future
5:18 Gohei? That's definitely an onbashira. I now have it in my head that Marisa does this really smooth dismount every time she visits the shrine, thank you for this.
@@foogoose1439 Pretty sure that would require a collab with Rinnosuke, the Kappa, the Moriya Shrine squad and the Former Hell squad. And a lot of money, time and materials.
Damn I was just amazed by how accurate the background of the each series gets and I laughed out blast when the vid is portraying the extension of Reimu's rod
and then TOUHOU40K where her stick became so big it contains her shrine and literally a god that will protect the donation box, and also look ripped in the far dark future where there is only war!
@@redead-ita A god? Do you mean Reimu, where she becomes the Empress of Stickkind? And her loyal soldiers, the Stick Marines and the Custickdian? Her stick no longer known as Gohei, but Holy Shrine. As it has no natural resources whatsoever, trade is it's very core to remain functioning and habitable.
Not gonna lie, the changes during the events of Touhou 15 were badass. Looked like a war was going on. Plus the fact that my favorite character is in Touhou 15 makes it all the more better.
That stick is evolving into polearm. Now it's a 2 m Spear, then it'll be a Javelin, then a Lance and then a Pike (5 m long), at that point Reimu will be a -Swiss- Gensokyo Pikewoman. Lancer Reimu might look cool, tho, borrowing Marisa's broom and lancing enemies WW1 style.
5:35 "speak softly, and carry a big stick, and you will go far" Theodore Roosevelt. Reimu: "Welp, looks like the other countries have been naughty again!"
I just watched a 6 minutes video about a girl who has her stick got bigger everytime her blonde friend came
Lewd
holy crap i laughed so hard at this, best comment ever!
Hahahah oh wait what
That just sounds wrong.
sounds lewd
No matter what kind of incident it is, my donation box is number one priority
-Reimu
Reimu is poor because she keeps spending the money on bigger purification rods.
@@ProfesserLuigi Are we sure it's not because she just doesnt get money?
@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 Nah my dude. Genji just migrated to her gohei so that he wants to feel his master ride on his back again.
No, my statement is not a sexual statement
@@redacted8983 "Ride me miss!"
Not sexual at all.
@COOLkid123 goodForLife_103 So you are telling me Reimu is riding Mima?
Holy damn I want to see -a hentai of it- that
3:22
Marisa: REIMU! DIFFERENT OBJECTS ARE ACTING WEIRD!
Reimu: Really? I *thump* hadn't *smack* noticed *wack*
If I may ask; what was the Incident during that time?
Story in Details is Optional, but Brief is needed.
The M Phantom If you still care, in 14 a bunch of weaker yokai went on a rampage and tsukumogami started showing up. Reimu’s, Marisa’s, and Sakuya’s weapons also began acting weirdly. Ultimately Seija Kijin and Shinmyoumaru Sukuna were the culprits, trying to overthrow society with the power of the Miracle Mallet.
@@Neoaltmint According to some sources, Seija was actually the true culprit and she was the one who found the Miracle Mallet, but due to inchlings only being able to wield it, she convinced Shinmyoumaru to use it for her needs.
Reimu in Touhou 1: smol stick
Reimu in Touhou 6: Police baton
Reimu in Touhou 14: Spooky flagpole
Reimu in Touhou 15: Flagpole
Reimu in Touhou 17: *TELEFONMAST!*
Bless this comment and the *TELEFONMAST*
It was actually taller than she was in TH1 HrTP, but one could theorize that was partially due to her being shorter then.
*_LV.50 Shrine Maiden_*
lmfao, thank god someone still remembers 𝗧𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗙𝗢𝗡𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧
Next in Touhou 25: *A FUCKING SPACE ELEVATOR*
The only things that are still consistent are the plot and Marisa's broom
Logic doesn't always apply to the world of Gensokyo ....
and the donation box
don't forget about that XD
Nope, she flyed with wings and plants before the broom
PC 98 is not windows canon
@@DougsDiggers But it still counts
Obviously stick is the main hero and girl just serves as hitbox.
a stick wielding human huh
"character development"
Name:reimu hakurei
**Ichirin was offended to the level she felt unzan fist her to the core of the earth**
Xenoblade chronicles 1 be like:
Touhou 30th: Reimu poverty & big stick.
*Marisa:* _Hey Reimu! We have another incident, let's go-_
*Reimu:* _I'm gonna stop you right there, I don't care who done what, just point me where this person/thing live._
*Marisa:* [Point over 3 mountain]
*Reimu:* _That 4th mountain with a evil looking castle/mansion/house that has evil vibe aura around it? Okay_ [Slam a titan size stick], _there, the incident is no more._
Yeah,why dodge bullets if you can just break the spell card rules with a giant stick?
Send it to space and make it to one of those ODIN satelite from COD Ghost. Since Geneva Convention forbids any nuclear device in space, a rod going at incredibly hihg speed is an option.
Considering Reimu being lazy sometimes, that is incredibly in character
And it just Loud SrPelo table slap sfx on hit, a small pause followed by screaming whatever-causing it
Marisa: "But... The situation was that youkai were holding some people hostage..."
Reimu: "When?"
Marisa: "Over those three mo-"
Reimu: "I mean, when did i ask marisa?"
Reimu's stick may evolve into Kanako's column.
Long enough and it'll gain sentience and wants to be an ultimate lifeform. Becoming a...
Column Fellow
ayayayayay *bad trumpet playing*
Her stick will become another incident
Idiot its called Onbashira
My daughter has a talent of making sticks bigger
What if the gohei is always the same size and Reimu just keeps getting smaller?
Illuminati:
*DON'T F*CKING MOVE*
Usami Vision 宇佐見ヴィジョン or her human size is just an illusion getting weaker and weaker? That explains why her hitbox is so small, because she’s actually smol shinmyoumaru size.
LITTLE FEET
Dogeguy Mcderp we're everywhere
Not only is Reimu getting smaller, everyone is!
This sounds like an incident...
Okay, I'm legitimately starting to think that ZUN has a huge plot twist planned for Reimu's gohei.
Edit: And based on those images, he's been planning it for a _long time._
@Fuzzy Gamee42 lmao xdd your so funny I want to be just like you omg hahah lmao xd
@@OBB004 haHAA
I think it's the reason why her hitbox is so _small_
Touhou phase 3 coming soon
oh dear god
Slowly but surly , the stick is turning into a staff
And then heir hair will turn green
She'll start wearing a lot of blue, maybe die a little bit. Get a cute ghost tail.
SHES BEEN MIMA THIS WHOLE TIME
Dude, I literally can't
boi this is an awesome theory
Reincarnation.
Marisa: After all this time?
Mima: Always.
@blobmaster 103 same tbh
Touhou 3X:
Reimu: *nods*
-Launches Inter-Continental Ballistic Stick 🚀
Touhou 4X:
Reimu: *nods*
*Stick smashes the moon into a gajillion pieces*
Intercontinental Ballistick
in touhou 5x reimu's stick is gonna be a handle for that giga drill thing from gurren lagann
@Disbelief Angel Statue Penile polevaulting, you say?
Long Thocc Stocc
Looks like Reimu's stick is Touhou 2x's incident
_Again?_
Something up with that phrasing
@@MrAsyo1 wait what do you mean again
1:37 reimu, reimu! the ground has mysteriously turned into pizza!
3:45 "There is a #%*\ing war right over your head reimu"
"The Tau invades us!"
Reimu I thought you knew already. It's just my tie fighter squad fighting the X-wings.
Touhou 6: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! There's this red mist everywhere! We gotta do something!"
Touhou 11: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! The hot springs are exploding! We gotta do something!"
Touhou 14: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! MY MINI-HAKKERO IS ON FREAKING FIRE (it's kinda cool) AND WHY IS YOUR GIANT GOHEI KNOCKING YOU ON THE HEAD?! Um anyway we gotta do something about this!"
Touhou 15: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! WE'RE ON A FREAKIN' WARZONE HERE! We gotta do something about this before the stupid Lunarians purify us to death! ...Also was your gohei always that big?"
Touhou 2X: "Reimu, Reimu, Reimu! How are you STILL able to carry that stupid stick around?! Anyway we gotta do something about (insert absurd plot summary here)! ...Hey, I thought riding on magic sticks was my thing!"
Marisa's broom ;w;
It's Touhou 15 that's in a warzone and has Lunarians, not Touhou 16. Fix that.
@@小彭-t5n
Fixed!
Thanks for pointing that out. Stupid mistake on my part. Sorry about that.
@@revaryk6868 No problem :)
Touhou 18: Reimu gets Sephiroth’s Sword
Too late. Youmu already has it.
It’s funny how I’ve watched this video a long time ago and never understood this comment... But now after so long I have at least enough info to pair Sephiroth’s name to face through the Ssbu dlc. What a poor place to learn, but no matter.
I’d like to see this be comment be a prophecy for a Touhou representative in Smash Bros in the future
@@spectrasoulfaire215 yeah
Double Dealing Character's was just hilarious.
mass chaos
Her gohei is like _i wanna commit youkai genocide_
The end was so silly, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud! This video just hit so many sweet spots for my funny bone.
Bożydar Grabowski not really, no.
I am so glad you notice these small and insignificant details and force everybody to notice them.
@@seant1326 ＷＯＫＥ
1:40
Marisa : REIMU, Someone make your ground into a lava
"Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Reimu Roosevelt
5:30 Like Tao Pai Pai, Launch stick and climbs.
I just refer to Gokus Power Pole, which could have a similarity to Reimus Purification Rod, imho.
Just saying.
I'm really impressed by how much effort you put into making each game recognizable and distinct.
5:18 Gohei? That's definitely an onbashira.
I now have it in my head that Marisa does this really smooth dismount every time she visits the shrine, thank you for this.
It's been a while since the measuring of Reimu's stick. And we're back after UM so... let's see how long it is now.
Marisa gets occasional wardrobe changes.
Reimu’s rod just gets bigger.
Her rod soon may become Spent Fuel Rod from Chernobyl. So she could hit hard and poison her enemy with lethal dose of rads.
@@foogoose1439 Pretty sure that would require a collab with Rinnosuke, the Kappa, the Moriya Shrine squad and the Former Hell squad. And a lot of money, time and materials.
Phrasing!
Rinnosuke's been making serious upgrades on Reimu's gohei.
Is'nt Kourin only made her clothes tho?
iirc Rinno made Marisa's Mini-Hakkero, Reimu's purification rod (gohei) and her clothes.
Damn I was just amazed by how accurate the background of the each series gets and I laughed out blast when the vid is portraying the extension of Reimu's rod
The villainess of that last game will think she's going crazy, having a giant talking pole saying she's gonna beat her.
The collection of first stage songs and that ending was totally worth it!
It's good to see you doing your thing :)
I think the more Reimu's ego increases the bigger her stick becomes...
She did fight a god and won
Multiple times
That sounds so wrong
I am having a strong sense of Deja Vu... but anyways. God I wish that (reimu's stick) were me.
You mean nostalgia?
Did someone say DEJA VU I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BE--
It's called "gohei"
Just imagine what she does with it on her spare time ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wessltov oh...oh!
All these danmaku flying by my head
Hakurei Shrine Maiden white n' red
Miko stick is getting bigger
Bang Bang Bang
Pull my Devil Trigger
maybe yokai trigger?
Go REE Trigger
my oh my
@@solarr1844 oni trigger
so basically her stick becomes longer and thicker because of her blonde friend visiting.
Don't sub to me uwu that’s sounds wrong.
Also could be Sanae's skirt as it's been getting shorter in every game.
Patchuchan that is something I will enjoy.
@@Patchuchan
Wait, what?!
@@Patchuchan
Holy Crap you're right...
Reimu running makes me laugh so hard. The larger Gohei makes it funnier
I wonder if by Touhou 4X the rod could be used as an Airplane
And in Touhou 1XX Reimu could use her Rod as an intergalactic bridge to beat Thanos.
and then TOUHOU40K where her stick became so big it contains her shrine and literally a god that will protect the donation box, and also look ripped in the far dark future where there is only war!
@@redead-ita A god? Do you mean Reimu, where she becomes the Empress of Stickkind? And her loyal soldiers, the Stick Marines and the Custickdian?
Her stick no longer known as Gohei, but Holy Shrine. As it has no natural resources whatsoever, trade is it's very core to remain functioning and habitable.
Solar system*****
1:05 yukari
She is sleeping. Again.
Reimu has a secret wish to be a pole vaulter
-Even though she could just fly over the bar-
Touhou18 just announced, her stick grew longer once again
For me it didn't grew rather it shrunk a bit.
Maybe ZUN watch this video and be like : Maybe i should make the gohei shrunk
By the time of the 20th game or so reimu better be dragging the stick
Funny, after MinusT release his video, soon after you also release your video.
MIMA IN TH17 CONFIRMED?!
@@Ven-xk6lo I only just watched it, had no idea it finally came out. It was AMAZING
Ok.
Bring her back!!
Sadly no
Edit: not even 18
love how in the th15 part she's completely unamused by the fact gensokyo is under an alien attack
Touhou 18 has just been announced and this has never been farther from the truth.
霊夢の御払い棒がだんだん大きくなってるww最後のは最早「桃白々」www
永夜抄のときにアリスと紫がいたこだわりw
reimu: stick is whacking me
Marisa reimu what happened to you
Reimu: I got whacked by a stupid stick
The stick can grow, like us!
LOL, the nostalgia is strong in this video.
The stick is the sign of Reimu's power.
The more incidents she solve, the longer the stick grows, the more powerful she becomes.
i like the way how reimu run
4:07 DAMN, MARISA LOOKIN FRESH AS FUCK!!!
And for 18, it's even bigger.
5:31 That's Pretty awesome though ngl
"Speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far." -Theodore Roosevelt
Ol' Teddy never could've seen this coming...
Clearly Reimu just needs an exponentially bigger-and-bigger Gohei wand for each ensuing incident, typical fantasy maiden behavior…
Not gonna lie, the changes during the events of Touhou 15 were badass. Looked like a war was going on. Plus the fact that my favorite character is in Touhou 15 makes it all the more better.
Wasnt expecting an upload :P
Watching this video made me only realize just how much I love Touhou music. Or is it simply because it's truly beautiful music?
走り方笑うwwwwwww
てかお祓い棒wwwwwww
最早桃白白みたいでわろた
Only three minutes in do I notice the fuckin gohei is GIGANTIC.
lmao by the end shes That dragonball dude who flies around by chucking a log
お祓い棒でも笑っちゃうけど
走り方の必死さにも笑うww
Reimu is slowly turning into Berserk's Guts.
Sanaes gohei is steadily growing too
Tfw her skirt is also getting longer to a point it's treated as a new t-shirt
GIGA -DORIILLLLLL- STICKKKK BREEAAAAAKERRRR
That stick is evolving into polearm. Now it's a 2 m Spear, then it'll be a Javelin, then a Lance and then a Pike (5 m long), at that point Reimu will be a -Swiss- Gensokyo Pikewoman.
Lancer Reimu might look cool, tho, borrowing Marisa's broom and lancing enemies WW1 style.
Oh God now is Turn Big Stick Boat 5:35
いや、最後もう桃白白やんこれww
Silver Surfer song caught me off guard, song is still dope as hell to this day
Almost 3 years later, and this still makes me laugh.
Harpoonneet, I enjoy your content.
Marisa doesn't even bat an eye about the changing size of the pole. A true friend.
By Touhou 100: An A380
By Touhou 101: Buluga XXL Whales
It's a good thing Marisa is always around to warn Reimu about incidents. Otherwise she would have no idea anything at all was unusual.
Well this would explain Sakuya’s Pa-*knifed*
The shooting sounds in the legacy of lunatic kingdom scene fit really well with the music
I like how Marisa seems not to be bothered by that
This morning started not with only just coffee! xD
*ECKSPAND STIQUE*
5:35 "speak softly, and carry a big stick, and you will go far" Theodore Roosevelt.
Reimu: "Welp, looks like the other countries have been naughty again!"
3:12
とりあえずお祓い棒よ、落ち着こう
Marisa: the lava is rising let's go!
Reimu: ok
Imagine in touhou 70 *L O N G S T I C K*
she speaks softly and carries a big stick
now to make it even..smaller?
(yes, in touhou 18...it shrunk a bit)
Sticks can't grow.
Touhou:
New 2hu was announced and unfortunately, her stick shrunk by a little.
This is one of those most special shitposts in the world
ZUN: new Touhou 17
Reimu: F*CK MY LIFE
No one :
Reimu : My long and sacred stick got bigger everytime my blonde haired witch friend visit me
A girl's stick becoming bigger with the coming of her friend? You guys have probably seen this kind of _shtick_ in doujinshis, don't lie
I really like the background scene change when each incidents occur
Speak softly and carry a big stick." -Reimu Hakurei
You have to make it for Touhou 18 !
And for Sanae gohei who have the same thing...
SILVER REIMU
Can't wait til Reimu becomes Tao Pai Pai and travels around the world throwing her stick and jumping on it
The stick probably has an age to grow *If that shit grows way bigger its still OKAY*
Do you think that Reimu's gohei is a metaphor for something, considering its ever expanding length?
Touhou 27: Reimu's stick is a damn skyscraper lol
足音めっちゃ好き
my stick gets larger everytime blonde people come near me as well
That's why reimu's broke. She's always spending her money on a bigger stick