Doppio’s chicken slander

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2024

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  • @DoppioDropscythe
    @DoppioDropscythe Рік тому +4237

    Just like a coupon, I've been clipped! Thank you so much!

    • @terios7250
      @terios7250 Рік тому +82

      Hello Doppio!

    • @Kugathalord22
      @Kugathalord22 Рік тому +66

      H E L P
      My kokoro dokis 949 times per second from this comment!

    • @tokumeichan38
      @tokumeichan38 Рік тому +79

      I lost braincells thinking for a reply

    • @mrknt2929
      @mrknt2929 Рік тому +31

      omg doppi hii

    • @Kinda_SUS
      @Kinda_SUS Рік тому +43

      PLEASE,I'm already crying 😂😂😂

  • @lismadewi3501
    @lismadewi3501 Рік тому +1451

    "Just like an egg, i've been laid"
    -Doppio Dropscythe 2023

    • @caitlinjane92
      @caitlinjane92 Рік тому +6

      I burst out laughing when I first heard that, LOL!

  • @pandabugdiaries2384
    @pandabugdiaries2384 Рік тому +876

    that "exploited for capitalism" caught me so off guard 👁👄👁

  • @Chica56
    @Chica56 Рік тому +921

    I love the confidence in Doppio’s “I’m a chicken :D”

  • @Rozey24032
    @Rozey24032 Рік тому +410

    Iconic line "I'm a chicken"🐣

  • @rozeebadeebap
    @rozeebadeebap Рік тому +300

    doppio is the definition of who let him cook

    • @zuzoozuzoozu
      @zuzoozuzoozu 4 місяці тому +5

      no its “we left him alone for 5 minutes, how did these guinea pigs get in our house
      and where tf is he”

  • @bluebakeroll
    @bluebakeroll Рік тому +156

    just like an egg, i’ve been laid

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g Рік тому +510

    Doppio: I've been laid.
    Everyone Else: WHAT??
    Fucking Vox: Hey, good job man.
    Vox out there once again proving he's the only NijiEN liver with manners.

  • @megane1748
    @megane1748 Рік тому +119

    A clipper named chicky clipped a clip about chicken slander. I love the internet.

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 Рік тому +6

      Sounds like a tongue twister ^^

  • @cheese4g
    @cheese4g Рік тому +212

    Also Finana, you are the last person who gets to say ANYTHING in response to anyone saying questionable things about eggs.

  • @gabimarus4834
    @gabimarus4834 Рік тому +34

    "Just like an egg, I've been laid" -Doppio Dropsycthe

  • @dradelcra
    @dradelcra Рік тому +53

    Dying at the egg quote😂 Never change pio-chan😂😂

  • @alleyc4t
    @alleyc4t Рік тому +39

    Not me repeating the "I'm a chicken~" part xD love how he delivers it smoothly ^O^

  • @Absbor
    @Absbor Рік тому +11

    "Oh! congratz, Doppio" - the only one who can put these things together fast enough

  • @blightwolfman5184
    @blightwolfman5184 Рік тому +43

    Props for Actually putting in the effort to edit a drama cd thumbnail in the same style as the double vamps one

  • @monalleysa
    @monalleysa Рік тому +28

    1:28 not LAM bros singing the appropriate song😭😭

  • @Kugathalord22
    @Kugathalord22 Рік тому +55

    OH MY GOSH I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT ONE EVERYWHERE THANK YOU!!!
    (the one with capitalism thinggy)

  • @ranniemanangan5371
    @ranniemanangan5371 Рік тому +115

    Fun fact: not all eggs that birds especially chickens produced are fertilized, some of them are unfertilized and they need to release it out of their bodies... Essentially, those unfertilized eggs are like the bird's version of menstruation

    • @Tulipaau
      @Tulipaau Рік тому +19

      Damn so we be eating period blood

    • @Mara_1337
      @Mara_1337 Рік тому +4

      I thought about that again today aswell but my conclusio was, it is not really bc an egg comes out either way, fertilised or not. I mean, the yolk is in fact the egg cell, so the ovum itself, but it comes out the same, whether it' fertilised or not. The fertilisation happens inside the hen, before the shell builds, and the hen's body doesn't distiguish the ejection depending on fertilisation status.
      Which is what happens in human menstruation, though. Only the infertilised eggs get ejected by removing the superficial endometrium layer and the menstruation is mainly this tissue and blood. The egg is only a very small part of it and you can't even make it out in your period slush...
      So I wouldn't call a chicken egg a menstruation. I mean, birds per definition can't have a menstruation bc they don't have a uterus, but that aside, I am not even sure I'd call it an equivalent.
      If anything, I'd say laying an egg is like the birthing process, only it doesn't need to be a viable, fertilised egg. It is like the birthing of an egg cell.
      If yall wanna think of something weird though, remember that each yolk is a single ovum :) so one cell.

  • @tobi79777
    @tobi79777 Рік тому +25

    How many times have i watched this? Yes

  • @lins_z2
    @lins_z2 Рік тому +15

    [RP ASMR] Doppio breaks his legs and begs for help

  • @itzkaiko
    @itzkaiko Рік тому +17

    Omg I fricking love him so much 😭he’s so precious

  • @writersblock7260
    @writersblock7260 Рік тому +4

    1:29 I never caught Fulgur breaking out into “I Just Had Sex” until just now, what a dude XD

  • @Howaboutyes11
    @Howaboutyes11 Рік тому +16

    Slay Doppio 💜🙄💅0:08

  • @inightlock2476
    @inightlock2476 Рік тому +16

    Thank you for clipping this 😂

  • @felipefs1917
    @felipefs1917 Рік тому +10

    1:12 he just like me fr fr

  • @luvienne420
    @luvienne420 Рік тому +14

    YOUR HONOUR, I LOVE THIS MAN!

  • @crystalr6461
    @crystalr6461 Рік тому +3

    I cannot with the fucking fugis 😂😂

  • @CatInAPotatoWaff
    @CatInAPotatoWaff Рік тому +4

    1:16
    I cant get over this-

  • @shiffr0n
    @shiffr0n Рік тому +1

    Bro got LAID OUT😂

  • @kohaku_0706
    @kohaku_0706 Рік тому +8

    0:03

  • @K.K_artS
    @K.K_artS Рік тому +2

    doppio live in his own world

  • @Twelve_Thirteen1213
    @Twelve_Thirteen1213 Рік тому +5

    That "I'm a chicken" sounds illegal 😭💦💦💦

    • @fluffychicky
      @fluffychicky  Рік тому +3

      Nothing illegal here! You heard nothing :D

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear Рік тому +11

    I'm starting to think that this man is NijiEN's Noraneko. Also, would "Free Range Chicken" be a fitting nickname for Doppio?

  • @ryoumakoushiro7447
    @ryoumakoushiro7447 Рік тому +15

    I'm starting to wonder if WikiHow is actually his go-to for things

  • @tokumeichan38
    @tokumeichan38 Рік тому +9

    Exploited for capitalism 👍

  • @Hitsuki28
    @Hitsuki28 Рік тому +8

    Does he mean to say laid as in laid off? I just can't handle what doppio cooking xD

    • @fluffychicky
      @fluffychicky  Рік тому +9

      Don't think too much about it - Doppio Dropscythe

    • @quintonheimann
      @quintonheimann Рік тому

      Laid is old people slang for lost or injured

  • @dreamstardraws
    @dreamstardraws Рік тому +4

    1:20

  • @zerokiryuualbanssmolvampire
    @zerokiryuualbanssmolvampire Рік тому +1

    Yes Pio-chan, you're a chimkin

  • @videoloversful
    @videoloversful 11 місяців тому +1

    LET HIM COOK 01:20

  • @MiaWhitelove208
    @MiaWhitelove208 8 місяців тому +2

    I'm a chicken 0:03

  • @angelinakang4014
    @angelinakang4014 Рік тому +1

    My question is by who Doppio WHO LAID YOU