official lyrics: who lives in a vauxia under the sea! OPABINIA soft and pathetic of inches just 3! OPABINIA nautical nonsense when all life was fish! hop on a crinoid and flop like... whatever this is.. OPABINIA OPABINIA OPAAABINIAAAA
The funniest thing is that sponges DID exist in the cambrian era. So everyone would've been strange and unique animals....except spongebob. Who is just the same.
A more character-accurate Cambrian Spongebob: Spongebob: Archaeocyatha (actual sponge) Patrick: Villebrunaster (technically a very early Ordovician echinoderm but it is the very first animal resembling a starfish, though if you truly want a Cambrian Patrick then Blastoids are a better fit) Mr. Krabs and Plankton: Hymenocaris (early crustacean) Gary: Strepsodiscus (actual snail) Squidward: Plectronoceras (distant relative of cephalopods) Sandy: Haikouichthys (early vertebrate)
My favorite Cambrian fact is that mollusks started appearing in the fossil records around this time and have remained relatively the same since. I’d like to imagine that they found their niche and just stuck with it like evolving was too much work so they just stayed the same 😭
Sponges are actually old enough for the resident inefectually chaotic main character to still be a sponge. Opabinia is also good. Would squidward be one of those Ice Cream Cone looking mollusks?
if SpongeBob was set in the mesozoic era WHO LIVES IN SHALLOW WATER OF THE COAST MO-SA-SAUR-US THE AQUATIC DINOSAUR UNDER DEEP OCEAN MO-SA-SAUR-US THE SKIN SI BLUE NOR GREEN NOR NOT MO-SA-SAUR-US I SOAKED A PICKLES JUICE IN MEGA BUG MO-SA-SAUR-US MO-SA-SAUR-US MO-SA-SAUR-US MO-SA-SAUR-US MO-SA-SOU-AR-US!!!
Yesssss maybe include one that references a recent study in which scientists figured out that the mouth claws of anomalocaris were actually materially and structurally incapable of breaking trilobites so the food chain back then must have many more mysteries than originally assumed
When I saw the theme song I was getting scared anomalocaris wasn't going to make an appearance, glad you were just saving him for later to make a center stage appearance, in all his friendly and wholesome glor- OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING EVERYTHING
I went on Holiday to Houston, TX a couple months ago and the only picture I took on the whole trip was me cheesing next to the Model of Anomalocaris at HMNS. The Cambrian is so rad
The sea scorpions that come later are the reason you shouldn't give me a time machine, one of those would end up alive in someone's bathtub I dont know how I would transport it though because those are maybe the only bug I fear, those and centipedes, and really big crabs, and those shrimp that threatened to knock my teeth out.
You can grab one of the latter species from swampy enviroments. They lack big mandibles or pincers but still are pig-sized, so it's going to scare someone anyway.
Man I think it will be perfect if there was ever a version of spongebob set in the cambrian because their so many weird and cool animals like opabinia or pikaia around.I feel it would also be neat if there was one set during the devonian with the placoderms including dunkleosteus
Hallucigenia would've made the perfect plankton stand-in. Just think of it. Hallucigenia couldn't move backwards or to the sides. It could only move forward... ...until it got the krabby patty formular.
So I was not looking at the video length or progress bar at all and was actually surprised it it ended and this was not the setup for a longer episode. Excellent work; I feel emotions now. Thanks.
I would like to congratulate the poopie show for this great hit. I especially would like to thank the producer the poopie show and the animation lead, the poopie show. And in a worth while note I would also like to congradulate those on the ground such as the story board lead; the poopie show and of coarse the poopie show and last but not least the poopie show.
Spongebob and plankton could've been the exact same (except theyre just "identical ancestors" with the same names and jobs) greeting their neighbors who filled the niches that current SpongeBob characters fill today Theres so much potential for so many parodies that so many artists could do like you did here, it's awesome lol
old spongebob was so good, this should be called the ancient episode or oldest lost episode. Also the ocean is the biggest petri dish and people are casually taking dips in it, it may have started life but will also end yours.
official lyrics:
who lives in a vauxia under the sea!
OPABINIA
soft and pathetic of inches just 3!
OPABINIA
nautical nonsense when all life was fish!
hop on a crinoid and flop like... whatever this is..
OPABINIA
OPABINIA
OPAAABINIAAAA
don't call him pathetic that's mean
Dont you dare hurt lil opabinia fren!!!!
bully
Soft and pathetic of inches just 3 💀
The funniest thing is that sponges DID exist in the cambrian era. So everyone would've been strange and unique animals....except spongebob. Who is just the same.
Except not looking like a kitchen sponge?
SpongeBob TOOBpants
A more character-accurate Cambrian Spongebob:
Spongebob: Archaeocyatha (actual sponge)
Patrick: Villebrunaster (technically a very early Ordovician echinoderm but it is the very first animal resembling a starfish, though if you truly want a Cambrian Patrick then Blastoids are a better fit)
Mr. Krabs and Plankton: Hymenocaris (early crustacean)
Gary: Strepsodiscus (actual snail)
Squidward: Plectronoceras (distant relative of cephalopods)
Sandy: Haikouichthys (early vertebrate)
@@sqrt2295 Damn, you really did some research. It seems about right, would be funny to see the mixture of normal characters and strange creatures.
@@sqrt2295 they didnt change much in looks except Hymenocaris and Haikouichthys
Stephen Hillenberg would have been so proud as a former marine biologist.
He is somewhere smiling at this...
@@ERAA-on-YT I like to imagine he's down in Atlantis, blowing bubbles outta his nose at this XD
He probably would've made Opabinia if they let him. They're like "Stephen nobody knows what this is..."
No wonder he was a former scientist, since most of the program is illogical
I have seen you on the "Invasive species that don't threaten the environment" video ·······················································
Plankton would've *THRIVED*
Everyone lining up at the Chum Bucket
My boy really was born in the wrong generation
I don't think Chum would be a thing...
Does this mean that we, heterosexuals, had been in the short straw since the new millennia?
@@solouno2280 what
@@individual1st648 oh come on, plankton is the only heterosexual character there
@@solouno2280what
My favorite Cambrian fact is that mollusks started appearing in the fossil records around this time and have remained relatively the same since. I’d like to imagine that they found their niche and just stuck with it like evolving was too much work so they just stayed the same 😭
a crab finds a shell and sits in it. "No sir, not getting out of this chair"
mollusks are autistic confirmed
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it !!😂
With the exception of cephalopods, who one day decided using a shell to float underwater was a REALLY good idea
Gary just vibing exactly the same
Sponges are actually old enough for the resident inefectually chaotic main character to still be a sponge. Opabinia is also good. Would squidward be one of those Ice Cream Cone looking mollusks?
Gary will be a nautilus i think, maybe
Sadly Opabinia died out 100 million jears before they first appearance.
@@molybdaen11 a tragedy i might add
@@pacotaco1246 We have the technology! We can bring it back! We must bring it back!
@@elizawulf8180 resurrect Opabinia! Return Anomalocaris to the sea, and give it fricken lazerbeams on its head!!!
Anamalocaris my beloved.
this is what real apex predators look like.
I think nature peaked with the 3 foot murder shrimp
wake me up inside (cant wake up)
@@foileditsWAKE ME UP!! ( SAVE MEE!!)
@@thepoopieshowgod knew that they could one shot our species so he sadly eradicated them
Opabinina my beloved
Yes. I also love activating Paleo traps from my hand as well
Yes yes, especially when I get to mill 3 from deck to fusion summon a Tearalaments monster
Cute little thing
I FUCKING LOVE CAMBRIAN ERA
I LOVE PREHISTORIC INVERTEBRATES
ALL THOSE LITTLE DUDES are just so exceptionally moronic. life on earth has been going downhill ever since.
RRRAAAAAGHHHH
i OWN prehistoric invertebrates
Brine Shrimp, Triops, all prehistoric creatures
@@thepoopieshow ya
if SpongeBob was set in the mesozoic
WHO LIVES IN SHALLOW WATER OF THE COAST
MO-SA-SAUR-US
nah, life on earth peaked in the mid cambrian, sorry to my great great great great lizard father
@thepoopieshow nah, we peaked in the late Ediacrean, Charnia fractal animals go hard
Mosasaurs are cool as shit, they even killed each other for fun they were such apex monsters!
if SpongeBob was set in the mesozoic era
WHO LIVES IN SHALLOW WATER OF THE COAST
MO-SA-SAUR-US
THE AQUATIC DINOSAUR UNDER DEEP OCEAN
MO-SA-SAUR-US
THE SKIN SI BLUE NOR GREEN NOR NOT
MO-SA-SAUR-US
I SOAKED A PICKLES JUICE IN MEGA BUG
MO-SA-SAUR-US
MO-SA-SAUR-US
MO-SA-SAUR-US
MO-SA-SAUR-US
MO-SA-SOU-AR-US!!!
@@thepoopieshow Opabinia has Eaten by an Craynoid...
I want if SpongeBob was set in the mesozoic
I CANT HEAR YOU
**single-celled organisms gyrate harder**
Requsting more episodes of this masterpiece
Opabinia needs more episodes and a movie.
Yesssss maybe include one that references a recent study in which scientists figured out that the mouth claws of anomalocaris were actually materially and structurally incapable of breaking trilobites so the food chain back then must have many more mysteries than originally assumed
Agree
I feel hypnotized
ik, I've been on autopilot w this song inside my head and nothing else for the past 5 days
@@thepoopieshow lobotomy show
Fun fact: Hallucigenia (this thing 0:24) couldn’t walk backwards. It could only move forward until all of its enemies were destroyed.
Video: mentions hallucigenia.
AOT fans: "WHO HAS SUMMONED ME"
Marleyans: 😢
This is literally better than modern spongebob
there is room for modern spongebob and mid cambrian spongebob, but I will expect to be contacted by nickelodeon v soon
@@thepoopieshow if you are somehow not, i am in fact starting a petition
Fun Fact: Hallucigenia always KEEPS MOVING FOREWARD
Ah, a fine addition to my "proof Poopie will be a danger to the world if she ever came to power" playlist
Wait then whos singing
Don’t you dare insult my beloved hallucigenia
Fun fact: Hallucigenia could not move backwards, only forwards until all of its enemies were destroyed.
EREN YEAGER
I was looking for this comment.
I thought hallucigenia appeared in the pre-Cambrian.
As soon as I saw Anomalocaris I knew this wouldn't end well
When I saw the theme song I was getting scared anomalocaris wasn't going to make an appearance, glad you were just saving him for later to make a center stage appearance, in all his friendly and wholesome glor- OH MY GOD HE'S KILLING EVERYTHING
Neat. I can add this alongside "You can't say no to a snack" for my cambrian era silly little guy animation collection.
Ikr? It’s a very “I’d have two nickels” moment
My brain went immediately to Osaka from Azumanga Diaoh just saying "Opabinina!" repeatedly after learning the word.
#artisticMoment
Woag, didn't expect a direct reference to Azumanga here :o
osaka mentioned
It took a dark turn real quick I am so traumatized
I feel so blessed to be one of the first witnesses to this fantastic masterpiece. Thank you The Poopie Show
Me and the boys after the Cambrian explosion
Idk what in the interdimensional cable I just watched, but I'm here for it & I feel strangely culturally enriched
In every person's life, there are some important milestones.
The first time you learn about Opabinia is one of those moments
So glad to see Person Name and Person Two Name finally get the credit they deserve
YEEEES PALEONTOLOGY THEMED VIDEO FROM FUNNY UA-cam CREATURE
3 seasons and a movie! and then no cash grab continuation that sharply declines in quality for decades
This should be the next SpongeBob Spin-off, I would definitely watch that
“yes anomalacaris” we all sat in unison
0:25 Little did they know some anime protagonist who became a villain has this as a weapon destruction.
0:25 hallicigenia
0:45 Anomalocaris
I went on Holiday to Houston, TX a couple months ago and the only picture I took on the whole trip was me cheesing next to the Model of Anomalocaris at HMNS. The Cambrian is so rad
The sea scorpions that come later are the reason you shouldn't give me a time machine, one of those would end up alive in someone's bathtub
I dont know how I would transport it though because those are maybe the only bug I fear, those and centipedes, and really big crabs, and those shrimp that threatened to knock my teeth out.
Maybe we can start with one of the smaller species and work our way up?
😊
@@molybdaen11 no biggest first
You can grab one of the latter species from swampy enviroments. They lack big mandibles or pincers but still are pig-sized, so it's going to scare someone anyway.
@@Ditidos No I am a real man so ill get the ones with stabby parts
@@Exquailibur Oh, poor Hibbertopterus, it's going to be waiting for you forever, then.
“Obscure” geologic periods becoming mainstream might be my favorite thing ever.
The Cambrian is not very obscure in my opinion
@@thatdoppioguy1825fr, try liking the Ediacaran like me and see the looks you get from people lol
sacabambaspis
@@thatdoppioguy1825cryogenian 💀
@@stanisdeadprobablyall the REAL homies love the boring billion
I guess poopie was conceived by the god of comedy. I can't otherwise explain this masterpiece.
Man I think it will be perfect if there was ever a version of spongebob set in the cambrian because their so many weird and cool animals like opabinia or pikaia around.I feel it would also be neat if there was one set during the devonian with the placoderms including dunkleosteus
If nickelodeon copyright strikes this, its canon
I love artist that most of the time do simpler and silly things. But on occasions they flex their true abilities and stun the world
This felt like an Adult Swim short
0:25 Keep moving forward, until all enemies are die
This is the quality content I signed up for.
This is the type of video to randomly get recommend 15 years after upload
Hallucigenia would've made the perfect plankton stand-in. Just think of it. Hallucigenia couldn't move backwards or to the sides. It could only move forward...
...until it got the krabby patty formular.
this was a really fun animation, thanks again for being so creative!
video released conventiently during the period where ive been invested in little critters from the cambrian era the most
So I was not looking at the video length or progress bar at all and was actually surprised it it ended and this was not the setup for a longer episode. Excellent work; I feel emotions now. Thanks.
These opabinia and anamolacaris are cute
OMG THIS IS SO WELL DONE THO??
Oh, The Educational Nightmare Show, You Could Make
If Nickelodeon Only Gave You A Chance...
I cant believe i just found this channel now and how this isn't bigger.
aot fans when they see hallucegenia: Whoa!!! (they're all pointing at it)
The opabinia and anomalocaris are SO CUTE IN THIS ANIMATION OH MY GODS
Well until anomalocaris eats tiny fren :(((
The favorite show of yugi players with a Paleozoic deck.
This is GOLDEN!!! Truly if SB-129 somehow had a pivotal focus on the franchise, I demand the Ordovician spinoff starring Cameroceras!!!
WE WERE EXPECTING MORE!!! but I guess that's what makes it funny, clever😏
Beautiful. Shed a tear
I literally just discovered your channel and was binginh your vids, wtf
This video is just excellent, something about the style makes it feel like a 15 year old vid I would have loved as a wee lad
I would like to congratulate the poopie show for this great hit. I especially would like to thank the producer the poopie show and the animation lead, the poopie show. And in a worth while note I would also like to congradulate those on the ground such as the story board lead; the poopie show and of coarse the poopie show and last but not least the poopie show.
This is the best poop I have seen ever
WTF am I watching? Why am I watching this? Why do I like it? What am I doing with my life?
I ask myself rhe same thing every single day
my lovely era full of fantastic creature in Poopie video? amazing!
I need more experimental pieces of art that explore the confines of human condition, much gratitude to you The Poopie show for such an experience
The Cambrian was just your standard cell stage in a game of Spore.
These little guys were so dumb and silly I love them
Wheb god wasn't sure if he wanted to make a horror game or not
Hallucigenia, my beloved
The rumbling
I also frequently make reference to how the things around me exist in my own time period.
1:01 ANOMALOCARIS JUMPSCARE!!
As an old time SpongeBob fan, I love this! Opabinia Opabinia Opabinia Opabinia Opabinia Opabinia Opabinia
I'd absolutely watch this. Hire The Poopie Show right now!
Thank you for the sound, mysterious assistant~
Thank you for bestowing this gift from your brain cells to us
SpongeBob: opabinia
Patrick:hallucigenia
Squidward:wiwaxia
Cambry caris/krusty crab
Suddenly it becomes surreal thing 😱
Anamalocaris, my favorite thing to feed customers in Dave the Diver
Ngl the step up in quality is crazzzzy
Another beautiful video from poopie
"(cambrian explosion)"
im in love with this pun
Truly a work of . Maybe one of the best works of .
Spongebob and plankton could've been the exact same (except theyre just "identical ancestors" with the same names and jobs) greeting their neighbors who filled the niches that current SpongeBob characters fill today
Theres so much potential for so many parodies that so many artists could do like you did here, it's awesome lol
I'm so happy that I stumbled upon this channel. Your videos are funny informative and well edited, so thank you for what you do
Opabinia is the best one, I’m happy they got the spotlight :)
Hallucigenia and Anomalocaris were pretty cool too though I will admit
old spongebob was so good, this should be called the ancient episode or oldest lost episode. Also the ocean is the biggest petri dish and people are casually taking dips in it, it may have started life but will also end yours.
Episode zero lol
I freaking love the Cambrian period
Thank you for this. I love opabinia and anomalocaris
This is so peak
as a complete Cambrian period superfan, I squealed when I saw this
I would watch this unironically
0:25 Eren's coming for you first for saying that.
This is really well animated wtf
Your show is amazing. I look forward to every new upload!
You spoil us, poopie. ❤
Why is this so good 😭
My two favorite animals in a handmade video.
Anomalocaris and Opabinia. 😊
My brain is feeling spongy rn not like cuz I'm soaking stuff up but because it has holes in it =]
ANOMALOCARIS GANG GANG, RIP TO THE LEGEND NO COMPARISONS THERE'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER GOAT LIKE YOU
Who lives in the sand because everything's alive?
Sacabambaspis!
I saw something about recent molecular fossils that suggest that Sponges could've emerged as early as the cryogenian (~700-600MYA)